/brit/

Summer

>>77521369
WE

>rasheed
fuck off rorke

>>77521402
THE

Sometimes wonder if maisiebro did the 'cide. Hope he didn't though, he was a really nice lad.

Team Moose sticker

>>77521369
it isn't
simple as

>>77521415
BES

>>77521422
it's turtlemong but he grew out of it

sticker swiper swipe down date check 24th july feeling very swipey today in my flat high spracklen flat house swipe down secondary date check 24th july 2017
shopper bear and moosey on point

>>77521442
I've filtered him.

>>77521438
grow up

imma pull up on yo block on that hot shit
got a lot of ammos for them poofs on a opp shit

ekki angrig mi

>>77521459
you'll do nuttin

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anime

>>77521469
Fuck you lad. Honey Soy Chicken are the bomb.

>>77521469
>>77521478
any ozpro shills in

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S5YUvjPheE&feature=youtu.be&t=13s

I WANT AN ANGLO BF !

I'm on the hunt for British cuties to watch on webcam.

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tfw I didn't die in my sleep

any other oliver cromwell enthusiasts in?

so is Syria fixed then? never hear anything about it these days bet it's a nice holiday destination

Enoch Powell needs to be retrospectively given the death penalty

>>77521495
>that's the best flavour
It is.

>>77521518
It's sound now. Was at Aleppo pride last week.

>>77521404
it's a word that tim's made up
it has many meanings

swipey, as in "feeling very swipey", appears to mean muggy/rainy/wet
swipe down means rest and relaxation/sitting down
swiper = remote control
swiper = cat
and a few more

>>77521502
holla amigo

why are brits so short?

>>77521446
Wonder when his next appointment is. Should be soon.

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>>77521534
got somethign short for you right here weyhey *zips down*

>>77521531
got destroyed mate

>>77521534
5ft 10
270 pounds (2% body fat)

Watch yourself there lad

doing really smelly farts on the train lads. people are complaining to each other and coughing. kek.

>>77521518
yeah turns out a spark plug had gone on it
taking the wife and kids there next summer

any neet man in

>tfw 5'7
>tfw can't change a lightbulb without standing on something

hmm how many manlets does it take to change a lightbulb...

>>77521528
>>77521564
Cackling

like some of tyler the creators stuff but I'm not black and don't hate white ppl

>>77521557
I tried the Lime & Pepper one once, it was shit.

>>77521569
some got in some got moved in other parts of france and like 10% is still in calais in a camp with white tents instead of a slum

*heems myself*

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>:)

>Civic nationalism is better than Ethnic nationalism (edition)

The absolute state of the town of /brit/

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>whi yes I do possess a height of five foo-

just had a a think
imagine if a paki acid thrower from london would go on top of like 4 floor buildings and throw acid on the pavement from the roof
like buckets of it
shit would be mad

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I like how cheap alcohol is

I'll finally be leaving home when I'm 28. Pretty tragic but at least I've got no debt.

don't understand why the anti-diversity crowd think meritocracy actually existed before the multiculturalism quotas came in, it's quite bizarre

>>77521533
british bf NOW !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyNkxTd31A

ahh yes, "british" television

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8JQi8QmhJg

choon

So cast off the shackles of yesterday
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray
Our daughters' daughters will adore us
And they'll sing in grateful chorus
Well done
Well done
Well done, Sister Suffragette

>>77521660
dont like gays x

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>depression

wish the UK looked like London in Mary Poppins

>>77521654
hmm yes propping up other ethnicities should make it easier for white people to get ahead based on merit

>>77521680
very decent post
>boo hoo I'm sad the 'illness'

Fall Out Boy

white people are the least meritious on the planet

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business idea: acid in a super soaker
become the Toxic Avenger

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>meritious

>>77521702
Statistically speaking, you'd be right.

literally cannot take another DAY of DRUMPF's AmeriKKKa

>>77521703
rasheed

doing a vbp (very big poo)

>>77521707
pretty sure your mum and your new dad went there on honeymoon

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>>77521726
what happens the day after the revolution?

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>>77521702

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typical L*ndoner

can't fucking stand jfs, wish they would just fuck off and leave us be

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tfw no dunecoon gf

>>77521726
the mentally ill should be killed

>>77521726
>3000 people follow this wacko

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>>77521726

>>77521766
err wow... you're just as bad as her!!

>>77521761
they're all fat, smelly and can't walk properly

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>>77521793
perfect

remember when sara got caught for making fun of tim, a mentally ill person? she deleted that tweet very quickly

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love shopping at tesco with my radical centrist cadre lads

eating a bomb stir fry

bradleyposters should be hung

>>77521816
>tfw too rich to vote leave

>>77521824
don't really care how big their dicks are iibphwym

wish I had a cadre of politically-minded friends to go shopping with

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in the year 2020 the few White Londoners that remain must make the best of a bad situation.

>>77521726
Would demolish her with a barrage of left and right hooks.

>>77521726
I see AnimeRight twitter found this

when i fuck girls in a certain position i imagine theyre boys sometimes

>would demolish her with a barrage of left and right hooks

should I study australian literature or transpacific literature through an american lens next semester

>>77521757
white ppl are evi-

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>>77521872
bit gay lad

>>77521757
really really REALLY made me think

>>77521912
good job including a picture that only a bender would like to emphasise your point

>>77521757
how is this measured?

when I lay in bed in some positions I pretend there is a girl next to me

>>77521930
i liked the pic and im not a bender

>>77521946
do this with my pillow

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good job including a picture that only a bender would like to emphasise your point

Just had a wank to a traps again, need help

hate tim. not ableist, just do. simple as.

>>77521935
reddit points

` ∆
∆ ∆

>>77521969
dire gimmick

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We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's she-males, lezbos, and shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens, who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

started farming reddit karma by posting any guardian articles with brexit in the title to r/unitedkingdom

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'i

post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDV-dOvqKzQ&index=10&list=RDkhMb3k-Wwvg

Did the lad who said he had a funny photo on his computer ever post it?

>>77522026
um
name?

>>77522073
doxxable info

>>77522073
gibi

>>77522073
asmr slag

reckon Saddam was alright

mental how there are lifelong communists who swore the revolution was coming and it never did and then they died

die motherfucker die motherfucker die

>>77521726
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT COMMIES

anime? fuck em

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noticing a lot of weird flying insects the last year or so that I don't ever recall seeing before

>>77521730
mild giggle

>>77521757
>north korea
fake news

Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

>>77522185
all the chinese students have been bringing bags full of spiders and beetles to destroy the west

>>77522158
it came, then the leftists weren't sure what to do next so they tried killing more people but that didn't make society go so they moped about until the Communist-Right of the organization came in to purge the loony left and make shit brutal but functional

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love how smug corbyn is when he reminds everyone that he's in favour of brexit

>>77521905
shitskin
you are just jealous of Greece

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289613000470
>average IQ has declined 14 points since victorian times
we are absolutely fucked lol

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the oneitis ex that i work with is pregnant lads. skived off cos i couldn't handle everyone congratulating her about her happy life. drinking myself into oblivion today. would quite like to die.

https://youtu.be/t-2dqMaf4-w

>>77522311
congratulations

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>tfw living at home
>decent job absolutely swimming in cash
>b-but living at home is tragic you sad wanker

t. you paying £100 a week to live in a house share with 15 rasheeds

>>77522311
read this post in a cat's voice

>>77522026
god shes so fucking hot
love her eyes

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>>77522311
>wanting to die because of some bint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOLaYkeEt6M

>>77522307
This didn't surprise me when I first read it, already sort of suspected it was the high watermark

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>>77522311
my ex gf became a massive porker

>>77522359
ah yes, 3 6 mafia

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thinking about retirement lads, I'm all set

might spend a few years in barbados and open a bar

>>77522311

>having a oneitis

A grim state of affairs

>>77522158
like who?

>>77522307
they had reliable, representative iq tests in victorian times?

>>77522343
it is tragic

I live in a 2 bed house with my best mate from school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVwNy2_4GGY

britain is the sick man of europe

how the mighty have fallen x

>>77522311
>skived off cos i couldn't handle everyone congratulating her about her happy life. drinking myself into oblivion today. would quite like to die.

You wanted to make her special day about yourself. Twat

>>77522425
From what I remember they derived the mean g from reaction speed studies.

>>77522430
BRAP BRAP BRAP

>>77522446
Shut up

>>77522438
lucky for the NHS then eh

>>77522446
how do you figure that

>>77522446
didn't make it about myself lad. kept myself completely out of it.

>>77522386
Beautiful cat

might donate my arse to science

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imagine being in a relationship the relationship ends and you still your ex to make you upset hahahahaha the absolute caliphate of autistic bro

>>77522446
this tbqh

fucking pathetic 'woe is me' cunt

>>77522438
As long as France dies before us I'm not fussed.

>>77522517
we all do this

>>77522446
roasties >>>/out/

>>77522463
YOUR'E UNDER A CITIZENS ARREST.
PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR AND GET READY TO DIE.
>>77522438
YOUR'E UNDER A CITIZENS ARREST
>>77522423
YOUR'E UNDER A CITIZENS ARREST
>>77522380
AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU ARE TOO

>>77522559
I don't
t. never had an ex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlBOBOZHqI

more like gayler the bumrater hahahahaahah

>>77522438
yeah but france and germany are fucked too haha

>>77522579
THAT'S MY 11 YEAR OLD SAAAN

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>>77522605
hahaha

>>77522295
don't exactly follow

off to get my hair cut
what should I ask for

>>77522635
cornetto

>>77522607
brexit britain

>>77522635
1 all over.

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>>77522635

>>77522635
fade mullet

>>77522635
short back and sides, trim the top

>>77522579
can't stand brits who can't hold their temper

If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for me: leave me the fuck alone!

Don't (You) my posts and don't quote my banter.

>>77522630
jealous subhuman

>>77522635
only a fringe, the rest shaved off

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alri thailad

>>77522559

I like to cut myself off from them completely. Remove them as Facebook friends, delete their number, old messages etc

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ex is pregnant and I still care about her

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>2 exes got fat
>one became a turbodyke
>two are mentalists/weebs
>one got knocked up and had to drop out of school, now lives in a shitheap trailer park tier area alone with her runt
>one is a druggie
>one seems fairly normal but is alone
I'm like the Plague lol

>Transport Secretary Chris Grayling gives backing to Crossrail 2

midlands engine and northern powerhouse btfo no electric projects for you

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>>77522692
going home now

>>77522718
to your real country?

bush jr. was the greatest statesman of the last century

>>77521757
With the FINN
You always WIN

>>77522718
home home? or just your shack home

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ur'll never fuck ur ex whos pregnant with another mans child why even live??

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*globalists shriek in the distance*

>having an ex
>not marrying your childhood sweetheart

>>77522803
piss off normalfaggot cunt

>>77522718
come home white man

>>77522717
dumb londoners

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>>77522752
>ywn have sex at all unless it's paid.

>>77522803
>cheated on the first gf for the second because she had bigger tits

people in london aren't allowed to complain about brexit because it's their own arrogance and london-centrism mindset that caused the rest of the country to vote in favour of brexit

just almost cut my cock off

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>>77522862
eating my package noodles drinking whiteace lifting boxes of amazon parcels caused brexit having a wee think rn

How often do you lads hear your parents talking badly about you in secret ?

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the virgin walk

>>77522876
How ?

eating a netto

>>77522976
Vanilla ?

>>77522957
considering becoming a woman

>>77522957
the office chair i'm on has all the padding on the armrest ripped off so there's this extremely sharp exposed metal face
have also sliced a big portion of my arse multiple times

>>77522989
yeah

>be the ghost of decent TV shows
>haunt the set of GoT
>find the blackest cast member I can
>stick my fingers up his nose and drag him around for a bit
>>77522948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE
hm

Attempting No Fap August next month. Anyone else trying it ?

>>77523081
Shan't

>>77523081
no because I'm not a nitwit who lacks self control

failed no fap 24 July 2017

>>77523081
nah I'm gonna do my No Fap August in fucking December

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nofap is for dogs

anyone who does no fap loses respect from me, and that's very highly sought after and very hardly obtained....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJTS87Ab4w

>>77523120
>>77523121
>>77523128
>>77523141
>>77523156
Samefag

Dunkirk was great
Better than most WW2 films

Tbqh, most WW2 films that don't include yanks are pretty great

>>77523173
all me

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>the United STATE of America

https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/889229723397758976

as disgusted as I am reading this, one wonders if she is being totally honest

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-middle-east-40680098/yazidi-survivor-i-was-raped-every-day-for-six-months

Genuinely despise foreigners

nothing more brainlet than nofap

can't believe it persists to this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ST_xsaZUI

no fappers? more like go facker yourselves

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>Saddam rebuilt and restored huge portions of the city of Babylon, and planned to rebuilt far more until the 2003 invasion, he would inscribe the bricks with "This was built by Saddam Hussein, son of Nebuchadnezzar, to glorify Iraq"

what a lad, miss all the nationalist Arab dictators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

munching tictacs and pretending theyre painkillers

>>77523260
slow down hard lad

munching painkillers and pretending theyre tictacs

>>77523177
you're alive because of my ancestors, remember that arsewipe

going out in the woods

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Love going through an entire 10-pack of chuggy at once to get that very strong mint feeling throughout my sinuses

>>77523314
O_o

munching tictacs and pretending they're cyanide capsules

>>77523081

Nofap is a meme. Noporn is the true path

Aisha got sick of the bullying and went private again pmsl

>>77523200
>>77523156
>willy tugging addicts who have 0 discipline

Bet one of these posters is the GdP 6+ a day wanker

>>77523314
why should i believe you

>>77523314
the reason we're alive is because Goering was an incompetent fool with the Luftwaffe

I try so hard not to be racist but seeing the constant racebating and white hating from POC and muslims as well as the anti white media agenda makes it VERY difficult

>>77523349
>Noporn
Impossible, ambient porn is everywhere.

ah lads just came to ambient porn again what am I like haha x

hate white "people"
love POCs and muslims
simple as

>>77523405
Have you tried being a bit more open-minded and tolerant?

>>77523436
Knew some spacker would chip in. Whatever: point stands. Unless you run off to the woods you can't escape soft pornographic come-ons, they're everywhere.

Saw a girl in a skirt on the bus, absolutely soiled my briefs with a torrent of semen. Thank god I'm a no-fapper and not a degenerate

don broco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzuSruxHL2g

have been on a stills-only wank diet for the past 6 months and have grown more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>77523405
I've got news for you. If you have to "try so hard" not to be racist, you've really got some problems. No one's going to give you a pat on the back for not being a racist mate, are you also waiting on the cheque to come in for you not murdering people? Moron.

seeding the old torrent of semen

got told I look like dan howell. bit upset

>>77523466
damn that ambient porn

>>77523440
Already donated all of my inheritance to BLM as a form of reparation for my ancestors sins but I still feel guilty :/

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the sultanate of nofappers

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She's a real qt, I hope she messages me

>caring about racism
just runt things

>>77523489
reddit

>>77523504
whos the cumdrum?

business idea: Porn for Airports

>>77523504
looks more like a girl for turtle

>>77523504
Why do slags love owls so much?

>>77523489
But I genuinely hate racists who hate people purely because of how they look or their religion (yes I know that technically not racism). You should judge people on their actions

>>77523541
they're a hoot

>>77523504
fit birds

>>77523504
1>2

Nofap is retarded but at least those twats believe there's some benefit to the effects of not ejaculating. Noporn is just for addiction mongs. Hate to break it to you, but now you've wanked to porn a prolonged period of time you're not going to be able to reset whatever psychological switch you think you can flip by masturbating to photos.

really like the lore and memes of Morrowind
never played it though hahah

>>77523541
harry potter

save all your kisses for me

>>77523566
you n'wah

hate puns
>>77523574
hadn't thought about that, makes sense

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>>77523587
x

>>77523529
Matched her on bumble so don't know yet

Post your favourite games ever lads. For me
>FIFA 17
>Fallout 4
>Call of duty black ops III
I love zombies, apocalypse stuff, and footie!

typing this message with a shit hanging out me arse

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I know coloured hair is usually a no-no but still

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Huh

>>77523623
Skyrim
Assassin's Creed 3 (love the colonial setting)
Crusader Kings 2

>>77523618
isn't bumble the thing where the girl has to message first?

>>77523651
damn. . .

>>77523623
>championship manager 00/01
>50 cent bulletproof
>eggo mania
>pes4
>simz: urbz in the city

>>77523657
Hence 'I hope she messages me'

>>77523651
politics isn't much like flying a plane sweaty x

just have been smacked out of a no-go zone for not putting my beard in a turban

>>77523623
I'm an old-school kinda gamer myself, big fan of these:
>Skyrim (of course)
>Bioshick (LOVE! system shock, not played it yet though)
Honestly I don't play much else but why bother

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You're all going through the motions. STOP. Think about what you're actually doing. Is it right?

>>77523687
lol retro much XD (sorry for the big face, had beer 2nite)

>>77523651
not an argument
fuck politicians fuck 'experts' fuck the ruling class fuck poshos
simple as

>>77523689
well excuse me for not wanting to get run over haha x

>>77523651
>monarchist propaganda

>>77523549
the majority of people arent racist just because they hate brown people lad

calling people sweetie and kissing them after every sentence

>>77523734
>>77523734
>>77523734
>>77523734
>>77523734

>>77523699
lol np, you like brew dog? i like the strongest IPA they sell... whatever its called

>>77523732
suck me dry you filthy slag

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>>77523689

>>77523689
*doesn't walk on the pavement*
*gets hit by a car*
*dies*
Very interesting