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People who talk during movies should be shot (edition)
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>mfw i talk during movies
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not an argument
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Yeah this was definitely worth posting early you Australian chimp
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can't say i disagree
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West Berkshire / South Bristol
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>>77486553
your fault for going to the cinema like some normie honestly
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>>77486576
Kind regards,
The Jan man
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>>77486489 #
>BMW 7
actual literal billionaire
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Do I drink a sprite and not exercise, Don't drink a sprite and exercise or Exercise then drink a sprite?
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>tfw you empty the Maltesers bag into your popcorn at the cinema
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my face while reading routemaps
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>>77486617
don't drink sprite
don't exercise

simple as
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>>77486553
>tfw banter with the lads throughout the film
sucks to be you nerd
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>He goes to the cinema by himself
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>>77486630
disgusting
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what's the worst nolan movie?
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STOP RAINING I WANT TO GO OUT
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chxpo is one of the best rappers right now
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>>77486630
malteseres are an absolute joke mate
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>>77486654
Not an option
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>when someone makes an autistic reply that you can't be bothered with but they made it after the new thread post so you can politely ignore it
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>>77486680
Probabaly the dark knight rises
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nothing destroys my faith in humanity more than those noncehunter/TCAP-type sting shows
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>>77486671
>>77486687

spotted the troglodytes
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>2017
>going to the cinema

It's not even about the moral legitimacy of piracy; it's about not wanting to pay £9.00 for the privilege of sitting in uncomfy chairs, listening to mouthbreathers talk and being blinded by people playing candy crush on their phones mid-movie.
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>>77486680
probably the dark knight films

would say Interstellar was the best
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>>77486660
>tfw you throw pop corn on the lonely nerd in front of you with the lads
>tfw you slap him on the back of his neck until hes tired of it and leaves the cinema holding back tears
good times
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>>77486680
batman begins hands down
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WAHEY
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>>77486681
>not waiting for it to rain before going out so the streets are free of normies, or they're at least not just hanging around and you can't hear them as well
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Absolutely hate dogs desu
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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/889067950753411076

why does tim eat the same thing every day
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>>77486681
>go out
FONT
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>>77486680
dark knight rises
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>>77486700
>pay £9.00 for the privilege of sitting in uncomfy chairs, listening to mouthbreathers talk and being blinded by people playing candy crush on their phones mid-movie
Ah yes the North /provinces

I pay £9 in London for leather seats and an educated, quiet audience and a 4K screen
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>>77486697
care to explain why
you're not a nonce mate right?
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aussies? gods among men
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>>77486702
the first dark knight was kino
interstellar is far from his greatest imho
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>>77486726

>why does someone who is mentally deranged do the same thing every day?
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>>77486724
t. cat man
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>why does Tim _________?

answer is always 'because he's SEVERELY mentally ill'
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Imagine living in a town with only 1-2 cinemas. grim
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Unpopular opinion:
I hate Mel and Sue.

I hate how fucking innocuous they are. I hate how mindlessly daytime TV entertaining they are. I hate how they tell the most PC jokes on earth and people think they're funny. I hate how normies love them so undeservedly so.

I HATE them.
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did someone say maltesers
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>>77486732
cause its some dark underbelly shit
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>>77486726
what is it, rice?
haven't seen other pics with that
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>>77486617
stupid sprite anon
soft drinks are bad for you
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>>77486753
imagine living in birmingham
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only go to the cinema to watch good films, aka films made before 1995
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>>77486739
>kino
ah yes a /tv/ autist

*discards your opinion*
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well there goes the large financial incentive i had to vote for corbyn
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>>77486743
>melbourne
bloody vile
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>>77486777
wew mom jeans
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>>77486753
my town doesn't have a cinema at all
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>>77486731
I pay £0.00 for the same experience at home (and I don't need to worry about being splashed with acid by the local yutes outside).
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>>77486769
So is spending all my time indoors and not trusting anyone, doesn't stop me
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>>77486802
best jeans
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>>77486792
kino is pretty ubiquitous across the chon friendo, keep up
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>tfw one of the lads works at the cinema so you get in for cheap
feels good
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>>77486802
"mom jeans" are back in trend since a few years mate
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Why does Tim always slam his door?
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>>77486794
would probably vote for him if he stopped his commitment to scrapping tuition fees
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looking to buy land in Afrika, show them about crop rotation, will blow their minds
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got a job and it starts next week
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what is the worst nolan movie (not counting the dark knight rises)
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>>77486858
all of them
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>>77486844
chinks beat you to it lad
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>>77486759

them eyes make me ill
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>>77486833
yeah.

disgusting
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>>77486586
had your roast yet lads?
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>>77486858
interstellar
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>going to the cinema
hello deano
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>>77486878
if you dont like em dont wear em?
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>>77486743
>they can give you that real dedication
I like cats but that's not one of their selling points.
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>>77486844
see what they did to the last dutch men
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Taxation is theft.
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>>77486878
nah its cool
prefer mum jeans to the typical skinny black jean
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*sighs loudly*
GIVE ME STRENGTH
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>>77486876
y
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>>77486883
poor bait
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You now remember that literally everyone who regularly appears on telly is on £100k+ and is a millionaire.
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Pic of that arse in those jeans got me all hot and bothered OwO
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durrr heya skeeter did ya know that hwhites are getting gen'cided n' stuffs?
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>>77486912

they're hideous
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>>77486918
The Deano Realisation
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whoa

guys

>black people have big dicks and small iqs
>oriental people have small dicks and big iqs
>white people have average dicks and average iqs
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>>77486918
did you think they were on 20k loool
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think summer has really nice eyes
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>>77486813
That's what you think
*rings doorbell*
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>>77486951
racist
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>>77486906
that was bad Africa, I'm talking about good Africa like Namibia or Botswana
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>>77486942
i disagree
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https://twitter.com/BravingRuin/status/888205155346370560
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>>77486913
could be tb h
it has great visuals but matthew mcconaughway, anne hathaway and jessica chastain are pretty poor in it
and lots of shit expositiony dialogue
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysdf6F_8Nyk
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Haven't showered in a week.
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>>77486743
>cats are for girls
literally cannot remember an instance of this stereotype beyond books for under 5s.
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are those single screen one-off cinemas even still a thing? figured they'd all be multiplexes by now
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i shant rest until i propagate my seed into a women and produce a healthy offspring.
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hate jeans
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>>77486975
poor bait
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Ahh yes if Corbyn gets elected I get to have the worst of both worlds, be one of the select few who actually had to pay £9000 a year myself and then have to subsidise all future generations of students through taxes

what a ""good"" deal that would be
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>>77487005
small towns still have them
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if ur cinema has more than 2 screens then its a deano cinema
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love boys arses in tight jeans desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxD95G8xjCs
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>>77487029
genuinely mean it matey
find one flaw in what I said
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>>77486757
what about Olly, Millie and Syd?
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politicians just say things to get elected

should line them all up against a wall and shoot them
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>>77486940
is that jim varney?
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>i shant rest until i propagate my seed into a women and produce a healthy offspring.
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watched Interstellar 3x in the cinema but never got to see it 70mm IMAX which drives me insane
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>>77486951
how is a country of 1 billion with high iqs such a toilet
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>>77486777
Second thing I thought when I saw these was that I want a pair to wear
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>israel
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jean shorts, now
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>>77486918
not the people on channel 5.
seriously it still surprises me we literally have an entire channel for laughing at povvos
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>his cinema doesn't have around 20 screens

howling
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>>77487073
IQ is just a measurement of how fast you can think
it's not a real indicator of overall intelligence
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>>77486999
t. Cat man
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>>77487080
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>>77487078
ribena
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>>77487031
He said that labour would help to pay off the debts of people who had to pay currently or in the past.
I don't support Corbyn, but he did say that he'd do something for people in your situation, whether he would is a different question.
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NEW ARCADE FIRE GOT 5 STARS FROM BASED NME
KINO CONFIRMED
KINO CONFIRMED
KINO CONFIRMED
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>>77487098
t. Ree
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>>77487105
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>>77487083
>those delts with that tan

must play some sort of sport, surfing or something
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>>77487129
uuuh gift gas <3
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>>77487129
cool it with the anti semitic remarks
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>>77487127
Go play with your cats godless sodomite
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>>77487123
they said they would before the election, now they're saying they won't because it would cost too much
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>>77487035
operate one with 3 and never show anything from hollywood, but alri
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Don't really understand the problem with writing off student debt anyway, the vast majority of it is state owned and they know full well as much as 50% of it has zero chance of being paid back.
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Wish it would stop raining desu
I was going to go somewhere for the afteroon but I guess not.
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not a neet nor a wageslave
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>>77487129
>>77487105
screeching
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>>77487124
haven't released anything good since their debut honestly, have very little hope for this
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first pc hacks video today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NUxGXE8Hsk
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>>77486680
Probably Dunkirk
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>>77487170
Neon bible is better than funeral tho
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>>77487129
good post
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only go to arthouse cinema even when i bring a lass simple as
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>>77487184
jews have no taste
defy anyone in this thread to prove me wrong
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bought a pair of kappa runners in december and I still haven't taken them out of the box haha
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>>77487178
uhh no swee
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i remember when this video was posted in /brit/ in 2014 and it had maybe less than 10k views

then the runt got a gig at the BBC and the runt bible and unirunt shared it and now it has 2 million +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57PlVm7hALA
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reality has a liberal bias
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Interpol went to shit after antics.
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Ah yes it's a cat sits far away from me and still expects to be stroked episode
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Have a meeting tomorrow, not been able to sleep more than 6 hours for the past 3 days
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the zenith
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>>77487160
one day they can sell it off to people who really will make you pay it off
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>>77487201
font
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>>77487156
Ah, right my bad there chap.
I stopped reading up on politics as much after the election, not like I like any of them anyway.
>politicians going back on their word
I don't think anyone is surprised by this.
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>>77487213
Interpol were always shit
Turn on the bright lights is 6/10 at best
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>>77487228
its better to go alone though
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>cultural marxism doesn't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBEEHfYU1ck
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>>77487216
it's because you stink
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>>77487172
Has Tim ever had a girlfriend ?
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the atmosphere oppresses me
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the nadir
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>>77487201
i saw this incredible version of the idiot in a fancy pants theatre with a lass by accident once. i can't remember a lot but it was kind of like if baz luhrmann had did it
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>>77487245
>>cultural marxism
hello Anders
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dark knight more like the dark BRRAAAAPPP
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listening to the new arcade fire single

terrible simple as
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Thought I was going to get mugged today, some pikey looking bloke was walking in front of me, trackies, hoodie up, was on the phone and sounded like scum, walked past him and he was shouting BOSSMAN, OI BOSSMAN at me, ignored him desu didn't fancy my wallet getting nicked.
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>>77487260
hello
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Fuck vegans and FUCK animals
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Is your country run by middle aged women or something?
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really need to piss but too lazy to get out of bed
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wish obummer was president again
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>>77487211
What a terrible David Brent impression
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>>77487237
t.brainlet
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>>77487289
yes
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remember one time several years back me and my m8s went to see some big dumb action movie (can't recall what it was) but it was sold out so we went to the Broken Flowers screening without literally any prior knowledge of the movie and I loved it!
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>>77487259
was it the kurosawa or the pyriev version
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>>77487298
There's only one brainlet here and it's not me
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>>77487203
Kaffa runners mate haha
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>>77487245
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would t b h
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>>77487273
I live in an area where people seldom use slang such as "boss"
When I went to the cinema in the city the person serving me popcorn was black and referred to be as "boss".
Made me really uncomfortable.
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holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant..
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>>77487324
C H U N K Y
H
U
N
K
Y
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>>77487245

>BBC
>my taxes, take at gunpoint if i refuse, paid for that

good lord
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>>77487324
>Bitch still has acne
Pedo scum
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>>77487324
looks like she smells bad
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>>77487329
bossman ting
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>>77487289
This country is fucked
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>>77487306
this is a pasta, right?
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>>77487351
good. Lack of self esteem = do just about anything
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just had my first shower since last sunday desu do think i should get into a habit of washing more often
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>>77487289
Tesco Mobile literally has this already, I have to call up and give a credit card to access 4chan from my phone.

Fuck that.
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finally going to watch the second and third installments of Black Mirror fucking ages after I DL'd them
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>>77487289
this isnt a real story
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>>77487324
the tall one next to her is peng
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>>77487365
don't think i'll be able to anything with her other than vomiting in her mouth
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>>77487289
will wank less as a result of this so not terribly annoyed 2bqh
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>>77487289

happy with that actually, (((porn))) is cancer
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>>77487341
>my taxes, take at gunpoint if i refuse, paid for that

Are you a paki? Why are you speaking like that?
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i SWEAR they said they were going to introduce porn ID checks in like 2013/2014 but they never did

then i remember them saying they'd do it last year but never did
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3 is the correct banana. 4 is also acceptable.
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>>77487273
I love the 'walk near a scumbag and you hear them shouting OI OI OI etc' and you have that 10 meter walk or 'Ooooh, maybe he's shouting at me and I'm going to get stabbed for no reason' thoughts
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Read 'em and WEEP.
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>>77487379
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40630582

Unfortunately it is mate

>The age-check requirement applies to any website or other online platform that provides pornography "on a commercial basis" to people in the UK.
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>>77487397
wrong
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>>77487393

>he left out an n! haha! i win!
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>>77487397
The Conservatives tend to be like that. It works better to keep those things on a perpetual backburner because you can constantly play them up for votes from the elderly moral panic crowd at elections.
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wish this kike would fuck off if he's not going to PFM simple as
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Foxtel Play better not crash again at peek time tomorrow night for GOT.
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>>77487393
>not wanting to pay for cultural marxism means you're a paki

bizarro
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>>77487289
good
then maybe young men will start venturing out and talking to women like normal people
instead of complaining that they cant find a gf and that the dating process has gotten more difficult since 2 centuries ago
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>>77487411
Disgusting
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why is our country obsessed with regulations?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40684581

bad enough but in conjunction with austerity/welfare reform it means they're taking about people initial rights and then withdrawing the opportunities that are supposed to compensate for the loss.

we're gona be poor as shit
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>>77487362
no
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abortion is murder
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some ultra dodgy bulgarians once walked towards me proper fast, all their eyes were locked on me

thought that was it for me, end of the line

think my puffy jacket saved me
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>>77487422
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11190965/Why-age-checks-on-porn-sites-will-do-more-harm-than-good.html

here's an article about the government planning to introduce porn checks from 2014
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I can feel it, this is the week I don't get drunk on Sunday night and start the week of toil with a raging hangover.
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>After a high-profile deportation, undocumented Irish immigrants are on edge, and trying to help Latino immigrants who are more likely targets for immigration officials.
wtf I love clumpf now
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>>77487412
>meter

Fuck off yank/pikey

He was literally shouting at me though he said BOSSMAN, OI BOSSMAN, SHORTS and I was the only other person there and was wearing shorts.

Can't believe the left defend people like this, waste of oxygen. Have no sympathy for them whatsoever or care about them at all, they just make me angry.
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>>77487411
Depends on the usage.

1 - NO
2 and 3 - frying
4 - 5 Perfect edibility
6 - cakes etc
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>>77487411
7 is best
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>>77487411
3 isn't allowed to be sold in shops because it's not ready for consumption
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>>77487434
hope it does

hate GoT runts
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>Some of the BBC's most high-profile female personalities have called on the corporation to "act now" to deal with the gender pay gap.

shan't be paying the license fee again
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>>77487440
>my taxes, take at gunpoint if i refuse, paid for that

Does that sound like a sentence that a native Brit would type? It's like someone used google translate.
>>77487426
You're definitely foreign.
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>>77487442
The problem is that men don't wank enough, not that they wank too much.

Wank myself silly and haven't seen the appeal in a gf since 14. Even if sex was 100 times better thank wanking, it's a thousand times more effort.
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>>77487477
yanks don't use meters dumbass
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wish an n word would tbqhwy
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>>77487472
plans in 2014 vs. set to start in 2017. big difference
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>>77487487
you are a filthy savage. barely above a monkey.
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Not paid tv tax in over 5 years
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>>77487411
4, 5 and 6 are all good and edible
3 is okay if you have to eat it (gotta get that 5 a day somehow)
The rest are all shit.
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>Thought I was going to get mugged today, some pikey looking bloke was walking in front of me, trackies, hoodie up, was on the phone and sounded like scum, walked past him and he was shouting BOSSMAN, OI BOSSMAN at me, ignored him desu didn't fancy my wallet getting nicked.
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>>77487524
reported
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>>77487477
Maybe he just wanted to talk about Jesus?
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>>77487514
The spelling of the measurement is 'metre' in American English it's 'meter'. Meter in Commonwealth English is a measuring device like an electricity meter.

Post fucking machines btw
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the problem is the BBC pay their stars too much anyway and not not women are in lower roles
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>having a glass of wine
>prepping the sunday roast
>listening to music
>/brit/posting on and off

bliss x
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>>77487543
>And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a bossman to enter into the kingdom of God.
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Any good porns?
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>>77487518
>plans from 2014 never happened
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11190965/Why-age-checks-on-porn-sites-will-do-more-harm-than-good.html
>plans from 2015 never happened
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/may/26/pornography-industry-user-id-checks-adult-websites-privacy
>plans from 2016 never happened
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-uk-age-check

>the plans from 2017 willl definitely happen though!!!
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>>77487477
he just wanted 20p for the bus bruv
how you gonna do him like that?
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>>77487569
http://www.xvideos.com/video11082102/blowjob
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Claudia Wankelman gets paid 500k to do fucking nothing
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>>77487543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2nLiVo74IQ
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>>77487570
>>the plans from 2017
it's not plans, it's set to start. it isn't that farfetched to believe. it happens in russia
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daily reminder that BBC employees are literally public servants and hence shouldn't be paid anymore than minimum wage
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>>77487574
welp
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>>77487574
Something VERY pathetic about this 'I am so ashamed of the way I was born, I must live my live my life in guilt'
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>>77487569
http://i.imgur.com/iQfHwPl.jpg
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>>77487572
From my experience they normally ask for 40p.
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Saw the Bossman today. Tried to warn him that his flies were open and his little knob was flapping about outside his shorts scaring all the kids, but he just ignored me. Saw someone call the police. One lad got a picture on his iphone. Bossman's probably on a register by now.
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>>77487574
>you now recall the thirsty redditor who regularly posts here that defended this edgy cunt
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>>77487522
can't believe you head cases think 4-5 are edible. i spit that garbage on the ground youll have that banana shit on your teeth
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>>77487585
>Winkleman was born in London to a Jewish family
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>>77487563
>sunday roast

what's the meat lad?
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>>77487585
She gets paid 500k to keep her mouth shut about all the kiddie rape that goes on behind the scenes.
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tummy
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>>77487601
>set to start in 2017

no it isn't, it's plans from 2017 to do it in 2018

they've just kicked it into the long grass again like they have every year since 2014
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was walking down the street and passed this really dodgy hard-as-fuck-looking type who looked like he would literally kill you with one punch then I realised it was just my reflection in the shop window
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>>77487621
good post

6 and 7 are the only edible ones

MAYBE 5 if i was really hungry.
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>>77487491
literally bought a 3 from tesco yesterday lad
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>>77487630
pork belly
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>>77487245
tbf italians aren't white so it's true.
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Had a pear and a banana for breakfast
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>>77487621
>>77487647
are bruces all 7-eating ape-like banana savages?
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pear cider
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>>77487448
tbf in this case i'm glad of it
fuck cunts buzzing around with a camera
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>>77487682
pretty fun webm
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>>77487642
wrong. it's a policy that has been passed already now in 2017. before they were just plans. this mental gymnastics is hilarious
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bbc is more biased than /pol/

each time i say that i mean it slightly less ironically and slightly less as a meme
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>>77487411
2 is the best for playing bummy bananas
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>>77487682
I seriously can't for the life of me figure out how blacks are considered human beings
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>>77487682
>but multiculturalism works in america!
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>>77487733
worst post i've ever seen
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business idea: trump cuts off all welfare to blacks.
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>>77487610
Absolutely grim
>>
>>77487727
The beeb is far worse than /pol/ or any imageboard for that matter.
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>>77487682
>America: The Webm
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>>77487096
lmao why the fuck would you care how many screens your cinema has?

The best cinemas i've been to have 1-4 screens, huge ones are full of cunts/kids.
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>bbc is more biased than /pol/
>each time i say that i mean it slightly less ironically and slightly less as a meme
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Just lost a game of bummy bananas
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business idea 12% cider
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>>77487733
best post i've ever seen
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>>77487755
Le Bowie at le Beeb
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>>77487710
interesting development of the conference pearposting gimmick
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>>77487736
white people are just as bad
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>>77487411
1-3 are only good to feed to animals or pretend they're guns.

4 is borderline inedible.

5 is a bit green, probably best in a smoothie or with hot custard.

6 is lunchbox/snack ready.

7 is "best eat this before it goes off then." Best in a smoothie or cereal because it's a bit soft to have as a snack, ideally. Edible though, I wouldn't complain, but I'd prefer a 6.
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have had a few cups of tea and some pear-flavoured sparkling water. would love a big dirty bag of crisps or onion rings but cba heading out to get them.
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>>77487726
>a policy that's been passed

howling, how has it been 'passed' when it hasn't gone through parliament you dumb yank retard? if you're going to pretend to understand UK politics at least do the most basic bit of research
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>>77487780
>women
>people
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>>77487738
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>77487780
is this Australia?
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>>77487752
http://i.imgur.com/CActSZA.jpg
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>>77487780
That's a drunk girl, those niggers were just animals. Blacks don't have humanity.
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>The beeb is far worse than /pol/ or any imageboard for that matter.
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>>77487785
>onion rings
why aren't these sold in the UK I don't see them anywhere
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>>77487780
if only that were true
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>>77487780
find this arousing desu
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>>77487788
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>
NEW

>>77487806
>>77487806
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>>77487796
>cars driving on the right
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>>77487802
they are?
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Having a bit of a perv at this new blonde British camgirl on MFC Lads.
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>>77487786
>The April 2018 goal to protect under-18s was revealed as digital minister Matt Hancock signed the commencement order for the Digital Economy Act, which introduces the requirement.
huh, so it looks like it did go through parliament, interesting. keep going, you're just embarrassing yourself
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>>77487738
love that one
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>>77487798
>>>/mlp/
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>>77487817
thought it was a one way street
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>>77487802
you don't have onion rings? tesco sell about 10 brands of them
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>>77487840
Doin both as I always have been
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>>77487872
What's Series 6 and 7 like?
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>>77487836
is this a bus suicide or something
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>>77487931
bit shit - alri, if you like the show don't see a reason to not watch it unless you're some season 1/2 autist desu
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