Why does everyone on /int/ speak English so well?

not east asians

>>77477987
We are all American proxys.

We actually don't
We don't actually
Actually we don't
...
Which is accurate above?

>>77477987
your country really did a number on the world

I'm an English teacher, nobody in this country is able to speak any English at all

>>77478019
All of them.

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>speak
>communicate by written word which is probably checked by their browser for spelling and grammar before posting

Yanks are bad at spelling

>>77478130
this so much

>>77478130
this

>>77478130
color

I never learned English IRL, feels bad man.

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>>77478005

>>77478005
Juan, your people speak pretty shitty English as well.

>>77478130
couloueure

I reckon it's because 4chan became famous for its anglo-centric endeavours. That attracted people worldwide who (somewhat regularly) consumed anglo media
To do so one must either be rather fluent in the language(otherwise why would you be looking at anglo memes)
Also, remember english is the world's lingua franca. Most first world urbanites already speak it, and those regularly consuming anglo media do it better,
Finally, regardless of what it might seem like, the average anon has a certain edge. Some wit and intelligence above the average man
Truth is, we are all just yankees in vacation

>>77478005
Most of the "Japanese" people on /int/ are actually Americans using VPNs.

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>>77478224
>the average anon has a certain edge. Some wit and intelligence above the average man

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>>77478130
For example

>>77478019
The last one needs a comma.

> Actually, we don't.

>>77478364
The second one also needs a comma.

>We don't, actually.
>>77478019
All are correct but the first one is the most natural.

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>>77478224
>the average anon has a certain edge. Some wit and intelligence above the average man
Do you consider conspiracist worldviews of the /pol/ kind to be the sign of a particularly smart community of people?

why do anglospeakers suck at learning languages
>>77478226
the few real japs are easily noticeable from their broken grammar and not being an obvious ameritard like >>77478195

>>77478019
All correct

>>77478195
Not on here

not one of us is speaking

>>77478514
That's not true, there are many people here (me included) who doesn't speak it well.

>>77478224
>Finally, regardless of what it might seem like, the average anon has a certain edge. Some wit and intelligence above the average man

If you're so smart, what are you doing in Honduras?

>>77478560
Stop posting, then, we have a reputation to maintain.

>>>/out/

>>77478019
all of them. You might use a different one for a different inflection

>>77478567>>77478331
>>77478428
I never claimed 4chan was a genuine website for geniuses, Just that the average cocker here is genuinely not as dumb as we might think
That's what I tell myself every night

>>77478514
>Not on here
hurr durr hurr
*drops slurp*

>>77478130
Yanks are just bad in general

>>77477987
But yo no

>>77480257
Me neither.

I feel like I'm not as bad at writing as I used to be a few years ago, but that I'm still far from attaining an acceptable level of competence in English language.

There's a lot of topics regarding grammar that I still don't feel comfortable with, and that render me unable to communicate ideas in an effective way.

A mi me vale verga el inglés
Puto el que lo lea

>>77477987
You mean American?

>>77478348
/pol/ lmao

>>77480499
You need to start reading books instead of media. Your vocabulary will never improve if you just consume media because it targets the average burger (aka 12 year old state of mind)

>>77480789
Not true

>>77477987
dunno, I make a lot of mistakes and my vocabulary is still somewhat limited.

>>77480789
So true

You the bad teeth with very muslim haha

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>be native English speaker
>don't know the difference between your and you're
>don't know the difference between there, their and they're
>don't know the difference between its and it's
>don't know the difference between then and than
>don't know the difference between to and too
>don't know the difference between plural and genitive
>don't know the difference between adjective and adverb
>don't know how to spell simple words
>don't know how to properly use punctuation
>unironically use the phrases "should of" or "would of"
>mix up simple past and past perfect most of the time

Are you guys even going to school? Honest question. Really...
Most of you seem to be devastatingly stupid and utterly uneducated. It wouldn't even take one minute for me to find one sentence of an English native speaker containing one of these mistakes I've listed above while browsing 4chan, reddit, etc.

If I compare this to native German speakers, I'll only be able to find people who don't know the difference between "das" and "dass", "seit" and "seid" or where to set commas, but this kind of stuff is marginal, although equally annoying.

>>77478224
>anglo memes
Psh, INFERIOR.

>>77477987
my grammar doesn't improvement since highschool (2011) that sucks fart

>>77481099
you raise good points but your condescending attitude makes me not want to engage in a meaningful discussion with you

>>77480789
I'll guess I should make the effort to read a book in English, but I fear that my attention span won't allow me to go through it until reaching the end. For that reason I've read web articles until now.

>>77478224
The average anon is an edgy retarded worthless bastard whose only knowledge of the world is from memes and """redpilled""" videos, and 4chan is not for "intelligent" people.

i use google translate tbqh

We're all just Americans using vpns to roleplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQkO4uzacZw

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I got to get better at pronouncing words

>>77481469
>being afraid of getting your feelings hurt

>>77482876
i also want to be good at speaking but there's no opportunity.

>>77478428
Yes? "Conspiracism" (strawman) requires enough intelligence to question and be skeptical of "official truths", mass media narratives and so on. Your average retard lacks that capability.

When I first visited /int/ or 4chan in general my TOEIC score was around 750 and could barely understand what you guys were talking about in English.

4 years later, I finally got 990 this June. I'm now a meme master.

me not can speak language of england peoples

It makes me proud when someone calls me an English teacher on proxy or David-kun. Thank you.

my englando is of no good. please kill

>>77483051
You speak English as your first language anyway.

>>77483231
Don't be proud; you're fucking pathetic.

>>77477987
We do?

Yeah I guess we are doing fine at TYPING in English...
When it comes to SPEAKING it on the other hand...

>>77484738
the struggle of a larger european country where you'll rarely encounter strangers outside of cities and where all murrican movies and shows get dubbed

It must be hard for Euros on 4chan to realize that there are people in fucking Honduras and El Salvador who speak better English than them.

>>77477987
Kit idézel?
Ha nem mondod el hogy kit idézel, akkor sajnos meg kell kérnelek arra hogy távozz

>>77478348
delet this

Never should of come here

>>77477987
constant practice. you meant "write" though. talking irl is another story.

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>>77485704
*hhhyaaahhhhguhh*

>>77481099
>don't know the difference between your and you're
>don't know the difference between there, their and they're

desu I think you become fluent in english when you start making these mistakes, you write your reply quickly and don't think about how to structure your sentences and such mistakes happen.

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>>77485445
What's hard is to not cringe when a third worlder takes pride in speaking a foreign language better than a first worlder

>>77481099
>don't know the difference between your and you're
>don't know the difference between there, their and they're
it's a meme hans

>>77485942
lol no

>>77477987
How do I improve my English boys? I can practice writing and reading on my own but what about speaking. Any tips?

Well why shouldn't they be able to?

>>77487719
rare

>>77488101
neuschwuchtel

my job is translating english but i'm worse than many 3rd worlders here at making sentences. and my spoken english is barely understandable. fuck this dumb language anyway