/brit/

dont think any english is spoken in most of those countries 2bh

devon

anime

Can I become a doctor if I'm 22 with just GCSE's

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>>77390615
>tfw been here so long that when you try to resurrect old gimmicks no one remembers them


I remember someone used to post this frog picture with the words 'getting bullied at uni lads' day in day out

Whenever I try to bring it back people think I'm actually getting bullied at uni because no one remembers the gimmick

CRAAAAWLIIIIING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

>>77390691
It's the English they teach you mong.

Free kekistan xD

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anime

Tim used to work for the government?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyyqTZHwgus

21:05

welcome: blue
not welcome: red
simple as

goodbye beto

>>77390711
how do you even get bullied at uni

>>77390693
yes?

>>77390707
only if you get a-levels and a medicine degree first

cringe

>>77390707
Do A Levels, work experience and get a part time job as a carer

Apply for a BSc degree, then once you graduate with a 1st apply for grad entry medicine

Actually 99% of foreign English speakers take up American English because of TV and music

>>77390707
ye just be urself

>>77390742
cringe

Former US Astronaut Homer Simpson

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>>77390719

eupho > k-on

(factually and objectively correct)

hello leftypol discord

>>77390749
actually you're making this up

>>77390711
don't remember the frog image but "getting bullied at uni" is a classic

>>77390739
good init

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>he's a greying bloke who posts mundane pictures of his cat on Twitter
>he's an Indian living in Cheshire
>he's a deano

Literally sat at my desk wheezing with laughter

>won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post

>>77390731
yeah he was a guinea pig and was experimented on

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>>77390663
REMINDER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNRl6emK90

>>77390741
>>77390747
Thanks

What about a vet

I'm applying for an access to higher education qualification

>>77390788
UGLY
GOOK
GREMLIN

yui > azucat > mio > mugi > ritsu

>>77390759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1cpA4M0Hgo

love it

>>77390772
It's true, only people who generally speak English with a British accent are Indians (VERY fetching if it's a cute girl btw)

https://twitter.com/chesterbe/status/675374464058589184

https://twitter.com/chesterbe/status/796064905665200128

https://twitter.com/ChesterBe/status/825917601125535744

this stupid cunt unironically offed himself because of trump

>>77390731
this is genuinely suspicious

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>>77390663
>Vietnam
>American
Fuck off.

Getting bullied at work lads

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>>77390663
GOOD edition

>>77390795
You're craig just like lickdicki is kev m8

>linkin park lead singer dead
;_;

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how do you feel about morrissey?

haitiANO!!!

>>77390772
I live in London and I speak to foreigners and tourists every single day

They all do American English

The Linkin Park lad killing himself gives an elevated status to thier edgy tunes ngl

Anyone got some classic Mogg?

>>77390817
what the hell

>>77390828
>hilliary supporter
ahh yes wouldn't expecting anything more from a member of this runt band

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>>77390794
yeh not bad at all. was very lucky to have been raised there.

>>77390828
yeah sure he did

>>77390731
He has a degree in physics and used to work for the government
God knows what they had him doing. Maybe some really fucked up stuff.
No wonder he's in such a state

dont fucking care about US politics

>>>/mu/74039151
thread music ;_;

>>77390852
I look virtually identical to him, as in biological doppelganger tier down to the DNA.

Been stopped in the street in the past by Smiths fans unironically.

hate myself
hate society
hate existence
simple as
love nothingness

>>77390803
>bastardizing

FOSY (fuck off snow yank)

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>>77390852
good lad

>>77390892
What is it? Some of us still have embedded music disabled from the days of puddi puddi

>>77390860
yeh

>>77390898
Unlucky

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What did they mean by this?

>>77390873
looks like a shit cornwall

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>he doesn't live in Cheshire
HOWLING
*shits on the street*

>>77390873
why would anyone move away from the shire unless it was to far away lands over the waters?

>>77390916
HWNDU

>>77390731
>he doesn't realise that tim used to work for GCHQ before quitting, but to keep everything secure they gave him a mental illness
>tim's schizophrenia is actually just him breaking the GCHQ conditioning

>>77390908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>>77390931
work mainly.

>>77390908
it's In The End

>>77390898
how fucking old are you lad

linkin park are fucking shite

proper runt band

>>77390936
*gives you a mental illness*

never once listened to a linkin park song and I associate them with floppy-haired emo-ish benders from school so I don't plan on starting now either

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>>77390707

>>77390916
that chimp will take her fuckin hand off if shes not careful.

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>he's here

How can you even become an alcoholic?

It's expensive and there's nothing to be addicted to
Its nice being drunk but it takes effort and money

>>77390946
>>77390948
cheers

>>77390951
everyone knows that but it's a staple from our edgy childhood years you twat

>>77390916
why is this woman holding hands with a monkey?

the rapist

>tim has a degree in physics and used to work for the government
>his daily piano videos protect us from opening a quantum portal into hell

>>77390972
could fit a fuckin pound coin through that gap.

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oh shit it's all happening now

I am in loco parentis. I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice.

just been cheeky to my mum and feel bad about it

>>77390950
they stop me in the street because I look like young morrisey, not because they think I am the man himself

>pain in groin
>especially after gym
>slight lump along V taper on stomach
>pretty sure its a hernia
>go docs
>its a woman
>tell her about it
>says she needs to have a look
>fair enough
>says shes going to get someone to help examine me
>its another woman who isn't even a doctor
>tells me to drop my pants
>do so
>feels along the V on my stomach
>goes nowhere near my old boy
>other woman just stands and watches

So basically there was no reason for me to drop my pants and no reason for the other woman to be there just looking at me with my dick out.

What was all that about

>>77390989
*clenches fist in solidarity*

>>77391010
free to kill again

>>77391010
don't give a single toss about any of that shite

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>>77390788
«нєт».

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if we are real does that mean we are all part of Israel?

>>77391010
OJ got found innocent right?

>>77391014
what

77390989
THAT'S FROM A MEXICAN CHANNEL

>>77391014
i got 'dora'd for knowing what in loco parentis means.

>tfw tim is trying to relay messages with his incessant piano playing
>no one understands the messages, they just think hes insane

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https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/norway-syndrome-a-new-condition-for-western-victims-of-rape/

A male left-wing politician in Norway – Karsten Nordal Hauken – has spoken out about his rape, a few years ago, at the hands of a Somali refugee. The self-professed feminist and ‘anti-racist’ was subjected to a brutal anal attack in his own home. The culprit was subsequently caught and sentenced to more than four years in prison, though he is now free and due to be deported back to his native Somalia.

All of which has occasioned Hauken to speak out about how guilty he himself feels. Guilty because he says that he is ‘responsible’ for the Somali rapist being returned to Somalia. He explains that ‘[I] had a strong feeling of guilt and responsibility. I was the reason that he would not be in Norway anymore, but rather sent to a dark uncertain future in Somalia.’ He also added that ‘I see him mostly like a product of an unfair world, a product of an upbringing marked by war and despair’.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

>>77391052
this is more recent than the murder

>>77391030
Laughing at your baby dick

>>77390989
Nice to see a man with morals

>>77391030
In the US if you're doing a genital exam you're supposed to get a chaperone although it's usually a person of the same sex as the patient. Also hernias are sometimes palpable in your ballbag.

>>77391061
sauce?

>>77391010

american negros genuinely believe OJ is innocent of murder

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>>77390825
>yanks think British and American English refers to the accent

>>77390972
>That manly jaw
>The 'ceps akin to those of a DBZ character
>The ironic expression in his fact that signals intelligence without nerdiness
>The hairline is more fucked up than in my imagination. But hey no one is perfect and I just shagged a new 22 years old indonesian medical student.
Not gonna lie, I would sleep with a clone of myself. Only guy I would go gay for. Not a twin though that would be weird. Like a real or virtual reality clone.

>>77391070
he's right to a certain extent but that doesn't mean should be importing the 3rd world. it means we should be helping their countries not be so shit so they stay there and not shit up ours.

>>77391039
why is everyone saving it with the same image name, it was chosen completely arbitrarily

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positively howling at this stupid nigger

>>77391070
>‘I see him mostly like a product of an unfair world, a product of an upbringing marked by war and despair’.
how can this delusional fuck not see himself as a product of a batshit insane kike brainwashing culture

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Dunkirk was nationalist and futurist kino

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What if Tim is the modern day equivalent of a numbers station

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>OJ the released the same day chester killed himself
There a terrible joke here

OJ is a murderer

>>77391111
honestly don't know if this is actually you or a proxy parodying you

>>77391108
American Office>British Office

Take THAT

>it's an "anon goes to the club and almost ends up shagging one of his second/third cousins" episode

this has happened 4 times now, I really ought to stop

@alan
bent twat

i just know that the actor is an spaniard...wish i could know the name of the cunt though

"british english"

Maybe some vocabulary here and there, but non native speakers who try to immitate a british accent are one of the worst cringefests in the history of humanity.

>>77391140
rasheed

>>77391140
bit muslim

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>>77391132
THE NUMBERS TIM WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

>>77391087
7x6 not a baby dick, mate

>>77391099
She never said anything like this but that's probably what it was but it felt like more she told her mate to come and have a look at this ripped cunt with his knob out

Honestly it was awkward and I'd rather she hadn't done it

>>77391140
Cardiff ladies and gentlemen

imagine going to the cinema to watch dunkirk

>>77391140
everyones cousins eventually
mad that we're actually all related to some degree or another

>>77391140
move out of your shitty small town then runtoid

haha
two betos!

>>77391123
>nasheed

It writes itself

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>American Office>British Office

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>>77390845
VERY good one might say

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>>77390972
he's also in /fr/ancofil.
>https://twitter.com/Senat_Direct/status/887953922647662592
Frogs' status: LIBFUK'D

>>77391165
True

The British are a rare and special breed

Inferiors can't get away with trying to imitate one

>>77391172
pics please, at least show that v-line...

>>77391189
I live in manchester

>>77391168
>>77391169
>>77391174
irish catholic actually

>>77390731
love this arc the time saga

>>77391219
the point still stands

>>77391138
I agree but you're still a fucking retard

>>77391172
You sound like a narcissist

>>77391155
>>77391165
rare SNAP

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thoughts?

>>77391219
catholics aren't dissimilar to muzzies

>>77390663
oi gubnah im finna bust ye face i will. got a propah pint'a acid bruv

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>>77391215
you already know

>>77391246
anyone beautiful enough deserves to be tbqh

cookies are going in the OVEN rn

>>77391219
What county you from lad? Why are you behind enemy lines?

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*enters the thread*
alri lads

fucked with 3 other English people lads sipping on vodka lemonade chaining cigs

>>77391289
nice

>>77391268
don't know why I didn't expect this
can I lick your abs and suck your cock? x

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CRAWLINGGGG IN MYYY SKIIIINNNNN

is anyone religious worth saving? Tim Farron's a good lad but he should probably just burn with the rest of em

>gif
Cringe

>>77391268
Hello Deano

wathcing linkin park videos

LADS
ARE CARA
https://youtu.be/sFy3rEG91OU

>>77391300
Do you have a fanny or dick?

>>77391309
deists not belonging to an organised religion can probs stay.

Wish I could build a device that would beam a death ray through people's TVs that would vapourise them when they turned on the set. I would run it during every episode of Game of Thrones and let me tell you the world would be a much better place

At the risk of sounding like a "resident troll"? Taking your own life. Cowards - these malcontents, albeit extremely talented, are just plain cowards. End of story.

>>77391304
just like their song lyrics haha nice one friend

>has six children
>ends it

why?

cookies are in the OVEN
someone remind me in 10 minutes

>it's a narcissistic bent twat can't keep his degeneracy to himself and ruins the thread again episode

>>77390663
made me think

>>77391353
get your cookies out in 10 minutes

When are the masses going to wake up to the fact that these musicians are simply celebrities who are allowed to 'exit' their fame by staging their death..There's a system in place to allow for this and the Jewish run news media and TMZ are all a part of it..

>>77391289
Tried to get a sating shirt made and was told it's too hot to wear here so no one uses satin. My go to saigon to get a few made

>>77391268
You're not ripped Tbh

Ottermode I would say, looking at your shoulders they are quite small

>>77391323
>that hair
JUST

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>>77391379
he seems really normie but cute

>>77391335
a dick

>>77391252
it will be the language of the milky way

>>77390852
A huge pretentious son of a bitch who deserves to die.

Fuck you, Morrigay!

mental how people are ok with their cat/dog walking around their house their their arseholes on full display but when I do it they think it's weird and ask me to leave

>>77391140
alri ali

funny when people post pictures of "themselves" without a timestamp and you lads genuinely believe them
you do know how the internet works right? you can just lie

>>77391396
That's an old pic desu when I only played sport and didn't life. I have wide shoulders but they didn't have much muscle.

Bigger now

the fucking rapist will die of AIDS

>>77391412
go for it lad x

>>77391412
How promiscuous can bent messaging get, like are you swapping pics of bumholes and dicks after 3 texts?

Bradley
Spamming
Twat

>>77391426
t. Ladbible

crawling > what i've done > numb > in the end

>>77391412
fuck off leftybenderpol

>>77391412
FONT

Wonder if the recent suicide of the Audioslave singer influenced the poor lad

>>77391436
ok

>>77391269
>by 2025
bloody hell only 10 more minutes, spaniards can be efficient when they're actually awake

>>77391444
gottest thou any sleep, today?

>>77391345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0

>>77391281
I think my great great grandparents came over during the famine
not sure where from exactly

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pints? love em
corbynites? not racist just don't like em
simple as

>>77391473
don't care

>>77391451
I block em when they send me there dic or bumhole

Just demolished an aldi meat feast pizza

been singing despacito all day

>>77391488
they're catalans mate not spanish

business idea: end my own life

dad's in charge of hiring at his workplace

told me earlier he didn't hire this one lad because he acted too flamboyantly gay ahaha benders BTFO

have you ever heard a Canadian speak? unlike your island, they by and large possess a uniform, and discernible diction, like ourselves

just wrote RIP chester on a linkin park video.. now they know

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want a gf

>>77391525
chester /out/

>>77391510
>bumhole
This has happened? People expect you to be aroused by a man's arsehole?

>>77391498
>that gay little cup
>a pint

so will you lads be voting for are tone when he returns to rid us of the extremist menace and return us to centrism?

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

Getting good at mac and cheese lads
Even put pancetta in it

covfefe

>>77391533

don't blame him, can't abide the flamboyant speech some of them have

>>77390663
>learn british english
I can't understand
Why do you learn British English?
i think that because of American power that English became the official language of the world
If Americans used German, the world would learn German

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>>77391519

>>77391538
HEY IM FROM CANADA
LET'S GO TO TIMMY'S AND TALK ABOOT HOW GREAT TORANO IS

>>77391533
agree with this wholeheartedly
no one should define their personality through their sexuality

>>77391554
I'm a faggot so no shit
grils send her bumholes to guys all the time

>>77391554
not sure how many you've seen but a nicely shaped arse with a smooth, pink little hole is really appealing.

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How do we civilize the shit skins?

i support devonshire nationalism

>>77391598
They do?

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jebie ciebie kurwo angielsko


zdychaj bolsną smiercią

ty ucz sie Polskiego

>>77391598
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>77391555
it's a dutch pint lad

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>>77391567
independence SOON

>>77391581

sage words friend

makign diner

The RIP chester virtue signaling has begun

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so how are the brexit negotiations going then

>>77391602
trick question
>>77391611

>>77391602
you interbreed with them over several generations, slowly but surely making them whiter

>>77391533
Fitting into the office atmosphere is important

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Have a second house in Cornwall

Might sell it to another rich Londoner for millions of pounds

>>77391614
whose toilet did you fish that out of?

a girl sending me a picture of her bumhole would be highlight of my life by some distance

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rip my childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q&list=PLgwUvJ_atkZIzs0-MA5KVEh9YtwdCRQ5C

fuck these weird capchas

>>77391611
used to have my ex send me pics of her arsehole from work, general nude pics. she got off on it. fuck i miss her a lot

>>77391618

stay strong cider man

>>77391657
how about a pic of her bumhole mid-poo

>>77391629
secret innit

During our date, the 22 years old medical students was literally biting her lip and low-key fapping (touching her leg as if to scratch a mosquito bite but it was way too sensual). I kept speaking about Lady Gaga's prestigious musical studies and career just to frustrate her some more and then I was like alri let's go home. Okay sex but she was a very passionate cocksucker. This date reminded me of how sexy and emotionally intelligent I am.

>>77391598
No they don't
>>77391599
doubt.jpeg

>>77391670
why don't you fuck off you weird little gremlin

>>77391268
Very aesthetically pleasing

fuck the BBC
*destroys every panel show with pakis and women*

sorry but normal people hate looking at shitskins, and women are just not funny

>>77391678
cider is devon mate

>>77391677
how did she get her arse out at work

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>sui'd it

>>77391693
rorke

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can you ever really know a person?

can you ever really know yourself?

We're going on a runt hunt who are we going to find

>>77390724 heres one >>77390766 and another >>77390902 got myself a prime runt here >>77390928 looky what we have here >>77391024 classic example >>77391140
a runt truly in his prime of runtiness >>77391412
could destroy this runt with a swift clobber to the back of the head >>77391511 seems we have quite the collection >>77391657 they keep coming

>>77391608
What's going on here?

>>77391693
Normal people don't give a shit, rorke

>>77391693
rorke

but I agree

>>77391686
cringe

>>77391682
would be an impressive feat

>>77391693
I agree desu

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>>77391654
twojej kurwy wyruchanej przez Pakistanczykow matki sraki ty jebany smieciu

>>77391678
idiotic fat repulsive stupid yank doesnt know a single thing about cornwall

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>TV's not working anon, what'd you wanna do?

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

SHUTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


IMMA BOUT TO BREAK

>>77391710
This newfangled thing called the "bathroom"

>>77391614
tell your uncle to clean my arse after i use the toilet

>>77391688
you don't talk to girls I guess

>>77391761
Watch Ben Hur, I've never actually seen that epic.

>>77391730

if you look at the screen of that phone you'll note she is browsing images which seem to indicate dating profiles?

Polish people are predisposed to savagery desu

haaahahahahaha

lesson to be learnt: stay away from drugs and alcohol

watching the bit in house where the fit australian lad kisses a 9yo cancer patient

>>77391735
Normal people notice the fairly obvious trend of
>women only make jokes about being a woman
>shitskins only make jokes about being shitskins
All the best and most beloved comedians in this country are white males

cornwall? never heard of it

shut your mouth when you're talking to me

>>77391693
it wouldn't be a problem if their skin colour wasn't that of literal feces lmao

Oh yeah the other gf who has a kid with a yank showed up with a star of david around her neck yesterday. I was like lol wtf and she was like do you hate jews? I told her how I have jewish friends etc. and she was like yeah my son is jewish. So apparently I am cucking a jew yank. That's the S in BDS, Mr. Goldstein.

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>>77391796
Alright then
*gets in bed with you naked*
comfy?

>>77391693
tv is for women now

>his country is literally just a german-russian buffer zone

>>77391796

which version? the 1925 version is by far my personal favorite, with an original score that unifies each scene into an experience of majesty

>>77391693
>looking at ****skins
does this really annoy you?

who the fuck still watches TV

it's just none stop jewish propaganda

>>77391781
Maybe English girls are just fucking disgusting

haitiANO, the rapist and the slovakian fag are disgusting

want to murder the kid next door
screaming, screeching little fucking runt

>got a code for a free pizza hut pizza from 3

>Go to local takeaway and delivery place "Sorry m8, you have to go to an actual restaurant"

Drive another 2 miles to the nearest restaurant. "It's eat in only"

So far sat here on my own among families looking like a loser with a pint and a free salad, waiting for my free pizza to arrive.

How much should I tip?

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>>77391860
Hello Londoner

female comedians are unfunny this is just a fact of life

>>77391710
in the toilets, obviously. she did send me some tit shots from the back room too though. she works in a cafe

>>77391877
devon actually

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>>77391684
need nigel in there to tell the EU to eat shit desu

>>77391860
well it's more the reason they are there that annoys me

but they are also vile to look at

>>77390731
tim is david cameron post-brexit

>>77391860
Of course they are so disgustingly brown with weird skulls and evil intentions.

>>77391881
Weird how women in real life can make me laugh but women on telly are utter shite

The sherrifs are coming

>>77391752
>>77391704

>w-were not somerset stupid yank!!

guaranteed replies B)

my feminist mum also argues that women aren't funny. In her eyes, humour is about showing off, and women don't really need to be funny to attract men, so they have no practice. Take note any female comedians that exist are either lesbians or ugly, or perhaps both

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traps are GAY you trucking autistic retards

>>77391897
is he ok

haha homosexuals and women LITERALLY suck cocks

>>77391916
>Weird how women in real life can make me laugh
Really?
Don't think a woman IRL ever made me laugh, like a guy would, like by telling stories or making observations. It's more like they make me slightly laugh at them by being cute, quirky or whatever.
Can you give an example of the last time a girl made you laugh IRL?

>tim thinks his phone is being hacked because it's an old laggy piece of shit and he has about 2000 applications open at one time and a bunch of unread notifications

>>77391987
no i'm not ok

got superliked but Tinder doesn't show you who done it anymore? fuck off

>>77391995
hate old people who don't know how to use technology but still do
HATE IT
that said i have no idea what i'm doing with computers really, just want it to work lol

>>77392013
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>I was merely pretending to support cornish nationalism despite not knowing anything about cornwall
yank

>>77391995
tim is a fucking moron and I hate him
don't care if he's mentally ill or not

>>77391989
You think I'm a fucking hard drive mate, i don't know. But i wouldn't have female friends if they didn't make me laugh once in a while

>>77391995
My phone keeps freezing too desu

I reckon it's MI6 (I'm not legally British)

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>>77391778
sram ci prosto w morde take jak reszte swiata to robi ci scierwo anglo saksonsko

CRAWWWWLLLIIINNNGGGG