Nige edition
jacob rees-mong
love mogg
hate nige
simple as
>>77388908
they can seize it at customs but it's rare
early news are fucking killing /brit/
need the janny to heem you fucknuts
>>77388861
wew thanks for the site
only other retailer i knew of needed bitcoins to order
>>77388961
Yeah but even if they do, you just ignore them, they throw it away and the supplier sends another package free.
doctor poo
>>77388990
Blame the passfag waifu spammer
Seriously think that cunt has a mental illness
Wish I could torture him to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc4VxIWXX4w
Sir Alistair Leslie Graham of Staines interviewing are Jacob
>>77388995
np
bitcoin is such a goddamn headache
scouts is for benders run by paedos
and how do you know that?
personal experience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlBETlT1yo
I love deep space 9
small fish
stuck in a fishbowl
>>77389083
I was molested
>>77389046
last time i checked the chain was like 90gb? and that was a while ago
it's just going to gradually lose convenience for people who want to trade without a 3rd party
>I prefer a flan
i was in the air cadets
they were all sub90 IQ idiots and my CO got courtmartialled for letting us kids run around with loaded weapons without safety training
only useful things i learnt was sewing and ironing, and the deassembly amd maintenamce of an L96 sniper rifle
:/
do NOT want to go to my graduation
>>77389112
Went up for literally no reason by $300 last night
About to crash for sure
anime
>>77389130
But don't you want to celebrate with your friends and SO, and show your proud parents how successful ypou are?
>14 year old brother tries to nick my copy of Overwatch
>Punch him hard in the stomach
>He starts crying
>Mum starts screaming at me and saying she's going to kick me out
I tried to explain that he violated the NAP but she didn't know what I was talking about. Why are women so unreasonable?
kind of wish i was in the cadets when i was young
think the live rifle training would really come in handy for the upcoming class war
>>77389145
woof!
>>77389160
Unless you went to Oxbridge, graduating from university is not in itself an achievement you can be proud of
Hey kids, where do i buy drugs on the line
>>77389165
lol i too enjoy scotch egg memes
>>77389130
you should, your parents will be happy and you'll feel good about it. old uni professors are good at making speeches too
>>77389180
yeah I'd have loved sucking off all the other lads
all the regular cadet stuff would've been fun too
he wish he was in the cadets
>>77389165
weak
If he violated the NAP you should have used your private mercenaries to invade his bedroom
>>77389141
really? i thought it was a lot less volatile compared to these other new coins but i guess not lol
>>77389165
How old are you?
>>77389165
>overwatch
This a good deal lad?
he is posting trannies again
>>77389197
dunno what to wear
>>77389160
FONT
>>77389180
I was in Army training for 2 months
learned fuck all
>>77389211
>crypto
>ever less volatile
>>77389222
>Ruining your own trips
This is why yanks should fuck off tbqh
thanks god i don't have younger brothers
>>77389224
>not even ranked
nah shes probably bronze
>>77389224
Fuck sake the betabux pipeline needs disableing
>>77389130
>tfw my one friend didn't turn up at graduation and my parents were asking where my friends are
What can I buy to give meaning to my life?
No meme answers e.g heroin or a big dildo for my tight boipucci
>>77389246
its formalwear but shoes don't matter much. i wore a white shirt and a rainbow tie (dont call me rude names)
>>77389278
why because you're a nonce?
>>77389305
big dildo for your tight boipucci which you should post pictures of right now
>>77389305
Prossy
get heroin or a big dildo for your tight boipucci
>>77389316
what like nancy-boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFxx7QjMY0I
wtf i love black fathers now
>>77389305
bonsai tree
>>77389254
TROOP
troop SHUN
I was in Pirbright where were you?
post slags
fancy drunk chubby girls squeezing themselves into way too tight dresses
what city in the uk is the place for me?
the slovakian posts trannies, watch the feminist cunt of sinead mccarthy, and now he listen rap ahahahhahahaa
>>77389278
el lonelyANO
will always hate homos for appropriating the fine word 'gay' to describe their odd fetish.
>>77389406
Pirbright too
Taku Forts platoon
>>77389431
>>77389377
this is actually a good answer and I appreciate it
I've had 2 IKEA bonsais in the past but I live in a converted loft so I don't get sun through the windows year round and they both died eventually. When I was living in a normal room I kept a bonsai on the window sill and it really flourished, was a great feeling to see it growing.
Just bought a dinner suit and black bowtie today
Cost £595 for the jacket and trousers, £140 for the pleated white shirt, £20 for the bow tie and £10 for some cufflinks
good haul all in all tbqh, apparently this suit should last me for 15-20 yeats
>>77389438
all of them
>>77389458
c-craven?
>>77389458
>those fucking creases
Absolute state
>>77389458
learn to iron, manchild.
>>77389377
check out my bonsai tree
needs a little trimming aha
>>77389479
>gif
fuck off
>>77389490
havent gotten round to ironing it yet is all
>what did he mean by this
>>77389458
Looks like an off the rack from ASDA
>>77389458
>Just bought a dinner suit and black bowtie today
could have used that money on an education in basic english. spacker.
>>77389517
stay mad bro
>>77389525
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>77389458
would give you a smack
utter ponce
>>77389529
Nothing wrong with it. Its slightly archaic to leave out the "a" but its still perfectly acceptable
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fatherhood/5-year-old-daughter-fined-150-selling-lemonade/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_fb
REEEEE
FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT, AWFUL, EMBARRASSING, ROTTING CORPSE OF A NATION
beto is mad as fuck
bristol is gona get an underground train system. noice
shes right you know
>>77389562
There is something wrong with it and the fact you cant see it proves my point.
bristol is probably the coolest city i have been to
wish i went uni there
blue boards are not for porn you fucking slovakian idiot
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/
fuck
>A Hialeah, Florida man took matters into his own hands to remove AT&T workers from his property on Wednesday.
>Jorge Jove, a 64-year-old retired Miami-Dade firefighter, shot the tires of two AT&T trucks, as seen in video captured of the incident and posted on Twitter.
>Hialeah Police Sgt. Carl Zogbytold WSVNthat Jove was “upset that the trucks were parked in front of his house” and that he “asked them to move.”
http://people.com/crime/florida-man-shoots-tires-truck-outside-home/
If Tim was a Yank
>>77389600
dont worry, will be ruined by Londoners in 5 years.
>>77389591
"I bought a suit and tie" is fine, it just implies the suit and the tie are part of a singular set/unit
the adjectives dont change the core acceptability of my sentence
perhaps you should review your own english education?
>>77389568
>four enforcement officers
fucking hell
>>77389568
you need a trading permit to sell things for money
>>77389614
i've become so numb
>>77389633
how so?
>>77389649
that isn't what im referring to. again, proving my point.
>>77389584
She talks about us though
>>77389614
guess he really was crawling in his skin this whole time
>>77389584
>teenage
hahhahahhahaha
>>77389458
>pleated shirt
Deano
If you were a genuine Tarquin instead of some LARPer you would buy a flat white shirt and you would already have a dinner suit that you inherited from your dad
>>77389608
shut the fuck up you bent taco monkey
you're not at work are you?
thought not
>wishing you went to Bristol uni
STATE
cant imagine how shit this runts actual uni must be aha
>>77389663
they're all moving there because london isn't worth living in anymore
>>77389632
How long til tim throws acid on a dpd man
>>77389614
nu male faggot
>>77389681
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77389663
buying up all the houses to live in or rent as second homes which inflate prices of everything. plus bringing their cringey London culture with them.
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
>>77389681
i am
please don't
>>77389660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24MD-v0IgYA
>>77389614
WAKE ME UP
>>77389689
what uni did you go to? or do you not need a degree to work in a corner shop?
>>77389723
that's a nice gf
>>77389680
My dad explained to me that flat shirts are for city slickers trying to fit in (a.k.a. highclass Deanos) and that of Marcella and Pleated dress shirts, Pleated was slightly less high-class but the easier maintenance and more durable construction made it the better longterm choice.
Remember this is a dinner suit, not just a suit suit, if that makes sense.
>>77389681
would very much like to give that bumhole a big old sniff.
>>77389614
least surprising suicide of all time
also, don't read the comments if you don't want to follow Chester to the grave
>>77389735
smdh shame
brexit literally isn't going to happen lmao
>>77389774
sharting at this image
>>77389760
Imperial, dumbo
>>77389726
hover over my post, press alt+F4 and click the eye icon, you'll be surprised what happens
need a rorke gf
>>>/mu/74039151
lads
>>77389614
WAKE ME UP
>>77389784
good thing though is that its pricing out all the scummers and pakis.
>>77389814
And in the end... it doesn't even matter.
quite like the sex position where you're standing up and the girl is on her back with her legs in the air so her feet as just over your shoulders
speaking as a virgin btw
bradleyspamming twat is here
>>77389820
love these funny red versions of sad man haha where do you lads come up with this stuff
>>77389842
I'm also a virgin but my favourite is doggystyle
>>77389862
>sad man
HIS NAME IS WOJAK
>>77389842
>standing up
err
no mate
only porn stars and virgins have sex standing up, its very unnatural
you would usually do it with her propped up on some pillows, her legs over your shoulders and you kneeling and holding her legs as you fuck her
boo!
>>77389862
Pink wojak is a /biz/ meme
They're spammed whenever there's a crypto crash
The Trump curse continues
>>77389852
and bitter about other people's success. as always.
my older sister used to listen linkin park
>>standing up
>err
>no mate
>only porn stars and virgins have sex standing up, its very unnatural
>you would usually do it with her propped up on some pillows, her legs over your shoulders and you kneeling and holding her legs as you fuck her
>>77389768
Your dad's talking out his arse mate
Basic rule of thumb is to copy the Prince of Wales
Everything else is over-thinking it
>>77389902
>err
>no mate
HATE this meme
its like the "umm on sweaty x" meme except it actually makes me fucking mad because its not so obviously a joke
fuck OFF
>>77389928
>>77389898
>wojack
is he polish?
>>77389938
Hybrid theory was an amazing album when it first came out
Nothing else sounded like it
>>77389725
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>77389902
yeh it would be hard to describe that though
>you're lying at a kind of 45 degree angle with your feet on the bed and your head elevated above her...
what matters is that her feet are in the air
don't really like feet but that appeals to me
>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has a short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
any darknet man in
>>77389893
thats a good one too
used to be my favourite
business idea: BOAT (bugger off autistic twat)
>>77389954
>double-breasted
err
no mate
im not a dwarf or a geriatric haha
used to love listening to lincoln park when i was younger
mad
thanks to my sister i know about linkin park, she always listened their music
doc said he knows dozens of people with herpes and they all say it doesn't impact their life at all except for a bit of awkwardness at the start of relationships
>>77389998
Use DM instead
>there are virgins on /brit/
errrrrr you lads are all joking right? haha
the smelly autists in my school used to listen to linkin park
>>77389998
NEDERLAND MENTIONED
>have to click pictrures of fucking bikes
hairline's receding like fuck, can't deal with it
>>77389784
they do the same thing down here too
fuck londoners
>>77389990
might want to consider posting this less often (or not at all) lad; it's not as funny as the original
>>77390024
fuck off spic
The linkin park sticky is the fastest thread I've ever seen on /mu/
I guess the average age of the site is higher than I thought
won't be replying to the bradleyposter or even acknowledging his existence after this post
>>77390056
just be yourself bro
>>77389998
they create a bunch of users all at once to connect to the site and then see if the traffic lines up to identify the hidden services
>>77390061
Hit a bit too close to home Craig?
>>77390062
>spic
FOY
played pokemon go for the first time since last july and made a friend even though it was raining heavily
>>77390072
looks like someone shooped reviewbrah's face onto aisha's head
Been a bit sad and lonely lately
>>77390044
whats that?
he wants the D
should I give it to him?
WTF he's dead
>>77389990
.. then repeat after me: "i am free"
WHAT IVE DONE
>At home I played a little Final Fantasy, less than half an hour later my sisters arrived home demanding I get off the TV in 15 minutes so they could watch soaps. We traded barbs and accused each other of being unfair and an idiot. My sister wouldn’t move from the spot she sat down in between myself and the screen, this triggered me so I called the prophet Muhammad a peadophile as I knew this would get under their skin. My sisters called me a manchild, a coward and noted I was pathetic for still living at home. Upset I turned off the console and went to get a second helping of lasagna from the kitchen. I tossed a plate into the sink as it was in the cupboard but unclean. My mum violently threw it back and shouted at me.
decent banter 'bena
I TRIED SO HARD
>>77390114
fuck off copper
>>77389998
Alphabay was taken over by the feds? Where do darknet mans buy weed from now then?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcOwJh4F40M
>>77390116
errr
borderline
if he has a good personality then yea, go on
some things i liked about bristol
>music scene is best in the uk and hence drug scene is going to be good as well
>lot of old buildings and stuff
>clifton suspension bridge is cool as hell
>situated on the channel
>saw a shop(?) with loads of nazi memorabilia and other edgy things
>>77390133
what
>>77389681
>file deleted
Breathless
>>77390056
>>77390056
so long as you're not fat you'll look ok
bit of stubble always looks good with a shaved head
>>77390170
You forgot
>best accent
>>77389998
>that fucking silhouette
kek
>>77390183
gotta be careful during real janny hours
big fan of czechia and the slovak republic
>>77390170
>lot of old buildings and stuff
dumb rorke
>clifton suspension bridge is cool as hell
dumb rorke
>saw a shop(?) with loads of nazi memorabilia and other edgy things
dumb rorke
>>77390170
did you decide its the best place after 1 visit
hahhahaha slovakian fag BTFO
some things i liked about oxford
>library scene is best in the uk and hence music scene is going to be good as well
>lot of old buildings and stuff
>Oxford university campus is cool as hell
>situated on the river Isis
>saw a shop(?) with loads of communist memorabilia and other edgy things
>>77390180
an excerpt from poleaboo's blog
>>77390170
got voted the coolest city in the UK the other day as well.
Despite all my rage
I am still just a Rorke on min. wage
>>77390145
album unironically had some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbMD5XNLaXM
>>77390188
Why do you do this?
>boards report in
>le /a/ here xD
hate these fucking posts
just searched "Bradleyposter" on the archives
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>77390213
was actually going to include
>is left wing
but didn't want nasty replies :x
and a shop that sells nazi memorabilia is far cooler than burtons/topman/starbucks/jd sport etc.
>Chester Bennington just necked himself
Edgy
>>77390227
Agree with the first 4, had a very charming, antique English feel about it (though I still liked Cambridge better)
>>77390270
>gif
fuck off
>>77390227
>situated on the river Isis
just rang gchq hope you have a good lawyer mate
BIG
AMERICAN
POO
IVE BECOME
SO NUMB
>>77390221
Yeh
you can just tell
>>77390279
BUT IN THE END
chilling some fresh cookie dough in the fridge
bakey time lift off at 3:00 PM EST
>>77390263
Agree
t. /mlp/
this was my fav linkin park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>77390222
deleted it myself you bent spastic
>>77390320
looks like they're supposed to be gay lovers yearning for each other but separated by space
>>77390291
Cambridge is the university with a few extra buildings around it
Oxford is an actual city with a university in it
this makes Cambridgr a better place to visit but Oxford a better place to live
vagina
>>77390332
Wtf I browse this board with my wife and her boyfriend's son
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THE MODSSS WHEN U NEED THEM
>>77390332
hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbgrCpdKhEE
>>77390375
>yank humour
dire
>>77390362
Cambridge is a fucking despressing dump except for the Medieval colleges
Odd to think that every person you know excretes fecal matter out of their rectum on a daily basis
>>77390408
>British spelling
Grim
>>77390332
thats a very small bumhole
>>77390394
literally sounds like orc war music
>>77390425
the language is called ENGLISH, sweetie x
>>77390332
Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the lewd images? This is a family-friendly board. Every Thursday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this board and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad images while sitting with my family.
is it humor or humour
>>77390446
humour
>He posts Bradley Walsh from the chase
>The pinnacle of British comedy
>Host of Pointless
>A religion among the working class and underclass
>SCREAMING
>SCREECHING
>HOOTING
>GUFFAWING
>SNORTING
>I shall say to the most medicroe of things that would ordinarily go unnoticed
>Laughing Bradley.jpg
>What's that you say, I'm not remotely funny?
>Well I'll have you know lambrini christmas bonus on craigslist with oven shop pizza
>Laughing Bradley.jpg
>Oven pizza
>Craigslist
>LAMBRINI
>He shouts into an ocean of silence, filled with only shadows of the people that were once alive and filled with joy before the plague of a million worthless Bradley Posts
>WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO
>GO
>Go
>go
>o
That's a glimpse of your future, craig.
got a week off work in September, might get a train ticket to Eastbourne and jump off beachy head
quite a long journey down though so might be worth booking a night in a hotel so I am well rested for the jump the following day
hehehehehe
>>77390446
humour is funny
humors are what medieval doctors thought determined your personality
>>77390441
That's what makes your ineptitude all the more perplexing
>>77390446
yeah
>>77390467
despise /pol/
>Vince Cable named Lib Dem leader as no other candidate emerges
is he our lad, or are we still voting jezza?
ah shit my gf has just had to go on an emergency business trip to paris with her boss. any new film reccs i can watch while shes away?
who the fuck is this Bradley guy anyway? Some quiz show host?
>>77390446
tumour
as in 'you are a tumour in this thread, fuck off some time soon please'
>>77390446
humor if you're a yank
humour everywhere else
>>77390445
Absolutely creasing at the image of this in my head
wanna splooge on some massive tits
>>77390467
>he insulted my favourite politician :^(((((
>he deserves to die!!!
>>77390467
is this real?
>>77390508
>gif
fuck off
>>77390446
depends on how much you like sucking cock
>>77390492
is it just you or are you looking after her son?
>Host of Pointless
have a reasonable idea of the post that will reference this
the a-level maths teacher
>>77390461
Delete this mate
>>77390461
You forgot
>time for me to remind everyone how glad I am that I don't live in London for the 245th time today
>>77390446
when the slovakian gives you a (you)
>>77390551
wtf I hate Japan now!
>>77390530
dont condone his actions as he betrayed his charge of in loco parentis but that is some excellent flirty banter.
>>77390516
would you consider melena's massive?
Things I don't understand
>how to be friends with a girl
>how to initiate conversation with a girl
>how to know if a girl likes you as more than a friend
>when to kiss a girl
>when to progress from kissing to having sex with a girl
chester bennington looks exactly like my old driving instructor
who also killed himself
The bradleyposter isn't that graying guy
he's an Indian in Cheshire who is a literal white supremacist for reasons i do not know
>waifu passfag mong posting an early new in 3... 2... 1
and I'm gonna be highhhhhhhhhhh as a kite by then
>>gif
>fuck off
is the oldest gimmick i remember from this general
remember being perplexed at why someone would dedicate their time to posting such a thing over and over again
dumb pirate frogposter
>>77390517
>he doesn't know about the great wall of kek
howling
>>77390551
based nips
>>77390606
alri Craig
>>77390592
>>when to kiss a girl
>>when to progress from kissing to having sex with a girl
you just know, you cant really explain these two
>>77390551
with the prevalence of american media this can't be accurate in europe right?
>>77390600
>he thought physiognomy was a meme
>he betrayed his charge of in loco parentis
>>77390551
>argentina
wow,
>>77390591
hope she doesn't have back problems :c
>oj denied parole
lmao
>>77390615
its the only constant in this chaotic maelstrom we call /brit/
>>77390620
this is just confirmation bias
>>77390636
but he did though. categorically. whats fedora about that?
>>77390551
the old 'we are why anyone speaks english' yankism does make me laugh
why i don't know if my ego could take it if saudi arabia were to stop using the english language
>its the only constant in this chaotic maelstrom we call /brit/
wish disliking drumpf was a sure fire way to die because its not working on me hehe x
>>77390636
Cringe
>>77390671
>100 posts early
mong
>>77390620
one of the worst and cringiest images ive ever seen tbqh
>>77389458
*Stands behind you and tips a glass of claret on your shoulder*
My most sincere apologies, dear fellow