/brit/

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the new bf x

faggot chink

Are you allowed to bring alcohol into the cinema

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yuzu

>>77371004
Cuck

>>77370973
(n-1) for Maise

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1500530016068.webm

Thinking about lucy

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>tfw living on video

working a 14 hour shift with an hour drive either side tonight lads
hold me

>>77371144
jesus lad is that even legal?

>>77371144
*rubs hands*

*post toot plz*

Want to find a bankrupt young woman with no skills and keep her in my house as her sugar daddy

that feeling when you go to someones house and hear them babytalk their dog like a numale

>>77370423
Kek true

Where's the off to work lads lad?

He's LATE and I'm NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT *taps golden rolex*

who's up?

venting my room of heat by opening both windows

going to make te

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>>77371144

Good goy

>>77371466
i agreed to it desu
get paid for the driving time and it's a do nothing site so i'm fine

>>77371182
yep i signed away my european working time directive rights to earn more money

>>77371232
heh

People think you can just "erase" a thug past. I tell them look into my eyes.

>>77371457
*puts my arse in both windows, completely filling the frames*

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTHHHHHHHFFFFTTT

want a computer job lads, what's a good one

>>77371534
What's 1+62*5/3^2?

ex gf is back visiting

how can i make her stay

>>77371555
pathetic

18 minutes until toil begins

18 minutes until toil ends

nice numbers

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>>77371555

>having contact with your ex gf

I usually just remove from my facebook/phone etc.

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PotnyAxuO2Q

do you lads hate polish immigrants and think of them as bad as the muslim refugees?

Got to my place of toil too early so I'm sat in the bogs

>>77371620
no

>>77371606
we only broke up because she had to move very far away

>>77371585
>>77371573
woah

>>77371555
cry and beg her

why is normie wailing worse than virgin wailing?

poster above related

>>77371649

Excuses lad

>>77371620
Why is it always yanks that bring up immigration and religion and make the thread terrible, go to /pol/

there is a video of a racist british woman considering poles and africans as garbage

Ahh yes, the mum wants me to get a job

>>77371726
what

that poles and africans are both considered subhumans in the UK

>>77371742
Just do what she wants it makes your life easier, t. Been there done that

quite happy mccain will die soon lol

alright mate, just check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIiHm1N1Ozk

jap females always put on this sort of cutesy voice, mainly in anime but in other stuff aswell. its very popular over there; its everywhere so obviously they like to hear it
but then when you hear an english speaker do the equivalent, its one of the most disgusting, vile, irritating things youve ever heard and you want to break the little fucking bitchcunt thats doing it
weird innit

the queen is next

>>77371816
definitely shall not be clicking on this drivel

>>77371797
considering it

>>77371828
jobs are alri desu

>>77371857
jobbies are better weeyyyyy wuurrrrrghhhh

>>77371857
agreed but thinkers like you and me are only 5% of the population

>>77371821
who was first?

could fuck any cat in the ass if i wanted to

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working at home today lads

Mccain

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>>77371938

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>mfw reading the comments of an anime OST youtube video
shan't be doing that again

>>77371947
Oven chips

not a furry just love the porn simple as

>>77371977
>telling everyone you were on an anime OST video

pyrrhic victory methinks

>>77371977
>Watching an anime OST video

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brits will get btfo by french once again!

second norman invasion when?

This is the part where he says "but this is an anime site"

>>77371999
Wanked to furry porn just once. It was about a rabbit girl having sex with a caterpillar cushion. That was back in my much hornier phase though

>>77372028
>methinks

Can you fuck off back to tumblr please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0aKGGCSm04

egg

>>77372058
go to bed grumpy guts,
/brit/ will be here when you wake up

>>77372052
animeposters are the aboriginals of 4chan

don't like hairy vags

simple as

>>77372100
post clean shaven fucking machines

>>77372100
FON
(fuck off nonce)

>>77372100
VERY good post. Waiting for gene therapy so girls can have neck down alopecia

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does this mean america isn't white anymore?

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>Can you fuck off back to tumblr please?

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(((he))) is here again

>>77372125
No, America hasn't been white in a long time

god Penn Jillette looks so weird now that he's skinny

>>77372125
Highly doubt this is actually a recent development.

>>77372144

Are you seriously saying that, Pajeet? Chances are you are posting this from a computer in a jurisdiction with a pakistani muslim mayor. Are you really one to be talking?

>>77372100
Post fucking machines

>>77372146
>Penn Jillette
>jonah hill
>chris moyles
some people are just meant to be fat desu

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had lunch with the boys
feels good

>>77372159
why are yanks like this when they know they're wrong

>>77372159
Yes, America is far less white than Britain haha

the fuck does hip hop even mean. having a bit of hip hop there mate?

>>77372159
The UK is whiter than the US. You sound a little flustered mate.

got a funny pic if you want to see it

>>77372159
>Chris Moyles

FUCKING hell. I can't even recognise him

>>77372159
>Chances are
they're really not

>>77372204
yeah sure

flags filtered:
usa
mexico
thailand

>>77372053
pics x

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>>77372225

>>77372238
should get rid of the vietnonce as well just to be safe lad

whats shadilay mean lads

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>>77372242
Not sure what's funny about it truth be told

Tried to buy a pass but they don't take bloody paypal

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THANKS GOD THE JEW FILTERED ME it means the parasite is afraid of me

>>77372261
declaration of virginity lad

Never tried to buy a pass

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>make post referencing pakistani london mayor
>harvest <you> s for days

I don't care that America is "more" or "less" white than UK it's not like it matters anymore

The absolute state of this general

>>77372241
Can't remember sorry but it looked very nice it was all pastel and soft looking, just imagine that

>when people don't like hip hop music

Ah yes, I too was born in the wrong generation

*tips fedora*

>>77372276
There is no need to be upset

>>77372309
i quite like the mayor desu. also like how he effortlessly triggers rorkes

>>77372309
Well done pedro you must be very proud

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>the United Kingdom appealed for the release of Rudlof Heß and its governor broke protocol by addressing him by his name, not his number.

(the U.S.S.R. vetoed his release.)

>>77372309
>Make a stupid post
>Gets called stupid

Truly a master ruseman

can you believe it, they didn't wanted his release because he sent nazis to russia and murdered shittons of slavs there

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>>77372335
>>77372331
>>77372328
>>77372222
>>77372191
>>77372184
>>77372176

<you>

also Brighton beach 2017, pic related

lovely weather lads

>get blown the fuck out
>count it as a victory because at least people are finally talking to you
lol

>>77372396
doesn't look like brighton

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Essex with another stellar quality of call to Matt Frei on LBC (!)

who else /hates their sibling/ here?

>>77372421
alri prossysis lad

>>77372418
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

>>77372421
How much does your sister charge?

>>77372436
alri
>>77372472
umm, pretty sure i already told you she quit, sweatheart :) x

DISlike Chinese

>>77372495
Chinese what?

absolutely HATE cagers

>>77372495
Vile post, you'll be the first to hang on the day of the Guandao

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John McCain has been diagnosed as having an aggressive form of brain cancer!

>>77372522
People, they have extremely poor personal and food hygiene. Hate it.

could annihilate any cager's mirror if they even looked at me funny

penis

Lads John McCain has less than a year to live.

>>77372578
Good

>>77372564
legit

>>>/wsg/1747975

hate when people make a big deal of celebrity deaths

of course the jew gets angry when one of his puppets is about to die

>>77372608
>politician
>a celebrity

Hey, want me to tell you guys an interesting story?

>>77372671
to be honest, not really

>>77372682
I had a dream that I was in a bookstore with my mother. I went into a separate aisle from my mother, where I saw a beautiful, busty young woman kneeling on the floor. This young woman and I ended up fucking on the floor like animals, but before I could cum in her, my mother began walking to our aisle. I pulled out quickly, opened a book, and came inside of it. As my mother was turning the corner, I shut the book and quickly stuffed it on a shelf. I assume my mother saw me putting away the book because she took it from the shelf and ended up buying it. The fear of my mother opening a book filled with my cum shot through me, and I woke up.

btw my pants were soak with jizz when I woke up

brits are sub-human trash

this swede is based

>>77372700
dubs confirm

british sub-humans

haitiANO!!!

post cartel beheadings

>>77372682
was it interesting?

good morning
reading the thread from yesterday
you lads went in on autismoyank lol

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>>77372029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc58Ww-5jXw

>>77372730
>a year later this cretin is still doing this
jesus christ how do you even manage to show up as soon as i post here, can't be a coincidence, do you lurk here 24/7

slept 4 hours or someting
sunrise woke me up and i had a tough time going to sleep after that

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this is a ridiculously early start, does France have sunsets hours earlier than the rest of Europe (?)

>>77372562
do you have the autism?

>>77372801
>>77372815
hmm

resting between sets

brits are island monkeys

>>77372578


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMSFXMA41iU

always thought that bit in the star spangled banner where it talks about rockets and bombs exploding proving that the americans are still there was a joke added in by cunning satirists but it's literally part of their national anthem looooooool

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>>77372836
>that guy who rests long enough to make a /brit/ post

>>77372833
tbf i went to sleep at 4am
sun rises around 5 i think

>>77372396
brighton beach doesnt have sand you muppet

>>77372850
what a needlessly large picture of the dennis

>>77372850
METHOD: 1 rep max with 20-30 minutes rest for best gains

tfw your country was never part of the british "empire"

Cascadia is British

sharting and pooing (into the loo)

>>77372874
yeah that beach looks much nicer

might wiggle me willy for a morning pick-me-up

>>77372849
>And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
>Gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there
kek

british pigs

need a huge gf

oink oink

think having internet connection in the cuckshed was a mistake

he's getting agitated

Friendly reminder that you're subhuman if you don't use f.lux ember.

pebble beaches are a waste of time and so is anyone that frequents them

>>77372833
correction: 'tis just the ladies now, real stuff @ 11:45 B.S.T.

>>77372999
surely that's not a beach?

>>77372997
jews are sub-human

>>77373017
i am a greek

>>77372999
Read a peer-reviewed study that confirmed this not too long ago.

>>77372999
elite post
here Nice for example has a pebble beach. despiste the city being beautiful and all it ruins it all. other small city have pebble beach and its a waste, simple as

>>77373026
the nazis said jews are sub-human, i believe them

>sand runts
you clearly don't live near the sea else you'd realise the beach mans beach is a pebble beach

>>77373044
they should just cover them in sand desu, not like sand's expensive

>>77373044
the french are sub-human, simple as

went to the beach the other day
don't have sand in my arsecrack
because my beach, like all good beaches, is a pebble beach

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had a dream last night I shagged poleaboo in a jungle

I'm not even fucking gay ffs

>>77370973
this dude looks like my dead mumside grandather.

thanks for reading my blogpost

>>77373061
>ah yes the sun's out i'll just take my shoes and socks off for a cheeky paddl-OW IT'S ALL FUCKING STONES
>hmm what a nice day i'll just lie down for some sunba-OW IT'S ALL FUCKING STONES

Business idea: sell sand castles at pebble beaches

brits are runts, just look at their monkey behaviour at football stadiums

>>77371816
she is a jap female though, unfortunately her voice is almost actually that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDAHCVWDGzg

>>77373112
Large rocks are shit yeah
shingle is the way

>>77373126
You're thinking of people from liverpool

could deck any of you british monkeys itt

>>77373154
those aren't people lad they're scousers

ah yes, I do enjoy taking half the beach home with me in my shoes and clothes
especially when I find it sporadically throughout my life for the next fortnight, such fun

>We’ve listened to the public’s concerns about the uncomfortable pebbles for many years. Brighton has always looked on at sandy resorts like Bournemouth and Benidorm with a tinge of jealousy. We’re delighted to say that those days are now gone and we have created, what we believe to be, the premier sandy beach destination in Europe.

Based Brighton, why haven't you moved there yet?

https://www.travelnation.co.uk/blog/brighton-beach-turns-to-sand

reminder that the swede is a Haitian refugee

HaitiANO is making them feel bad haahahha

*googles beach*

hmm
don't see any pebbles here

>>77373179
british sub-human shilling french niggers

>>77373175
Bournemouth mentioned

>pebble beach

why yes I DO like having to tip toe in pain to reach the sea

>>77373180
mexican sub-human shilling french niggers

sand is for normies and people who live in cities
small pebbles are the patrician's beach

>>77373175
>ah yes let's all do what gaytown does

>>77371097
glitch please

beto the stalinist

pool > beach tbqh

>>77373163
mate you get shook at the sight of footie fans what makes you think you'll do anything other than piss yourself when you come face to face with a proper ard nut like me

>>77373228
nazis > jews

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR
TONI-AHA-I-IGHT

>>77373228
indoor/chlorine pools are extremely grim
saltwater outdoor pools are MUCH better

>people actually arguing about sand/stone beaches

you'll literally argue about ANYTHING, kinda pathetic tb h

>>77373175
this is ummm
this is an april fools joke

I kinda wanna become a serial killer

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i got a gf!!!!!

>>77373245
don't like salt water to tell the truth

don't like chlorine too but some pools have less

anybody wanna come here and share a house in the countryside with me
feeling even more alone since its a bit recluse

Toot poster and HaitiANO are here hahahahahaha

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77373267
well get started on those rice krispies and we'll see what happens

>you'll literally argue about ANYTHING

trust bruce to take a dig, Australia is so fucking gay

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77373273
what's she like then

>>77373249
brits are sub-human

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anime

>>77373287
i'll do it
can understand french if i try really hard too, can't speak though

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>>77373017
>cashless swedish society
>paper–trail behind every payment

>>77373249
fuck off /brit/ only argues about the important things, you are wrong

>>77373273
is she a pastry chef with a pet eel?

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>so what would you say is your greatest weakness?

>>77373302
qt chubby asian

>>77373273
gfs are sub-human

>>77373320
GOTTA GET A GOOK

Post it or fuck off

too many JFs again

>>77373318
I have trouble not punching cunts

what I like about 4chan is no matter how indefensible the position (e.g pebble beaches are better than sand) you can ALWAYS find someone to vehemently argue the position

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the queen voted brexit

how many millenia will it take for lefties to recover?

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>>77373325
> kike runt calling other subhuman

>>77373288
retarded memester thinks he's funny

>>77373318
i work too much haha

>>77373343
always knew she was /ourgirl/

>>77373325
fuck off kike

>>77373332
why are you so mean mate

>>77373318
I overthink things and end up not doing them haha

>>77373337
>i-i-it's indefensible
*pulls your pants down*
*sand literally covers my face*

>>77373332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Israel post a photo outside your window pls

Want to see how close you are to other houses

Because you don't post it

beto isnt even making good posts anymore. sad!

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>>77373336

>>77373371
He's probably inside someone elses house, as is the way of his people

quite amusing that the far right and the far left both hate jews

>>77373329
fuck off chinks are based

>>77373378
>>77373387
you are both sub-human trash with no life outside of 4chan, sad!

Wait, are you the uruguayan poster

>>77373408
this
t. fellow chinese gf

is it true northerners have a fighting room in their workplace where 2 of them fight whenever they have something to settle?

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>>77373371
shan't, too paranoid

typical suburban street like pic related basically

>>77373320
>fat asian
doesn't count mate

410
font

>>77373390
Rasheed

>>77373413
didn't you say you were circumcised? is that why you're so miserable?

CHINKS ARE SO FUCKING BASED
GRURRR STATE CAPITALISM MAKES ME CUM

childhood is worshipping the british empire

adulthood is realising the french are superior

worshipping current china is worse than being a tankie

>>77373445
objectively false

>>77373427
when I went to Israel everything was dusty and brown

struggle to believe somewhere like this exists

>>77373445
transcendence is realising that imperialism is immoral

>>77373445
The reverse is true actually

childhood is using this gimmick

adulthood is not using this gimmick

>>77373445
baffling post

>>77373445
elite post

sucking a nigger

short women are God's lowest creatures

>>77373419
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.

>>77373478
alri liam

french posters literally never reply to me, they hate me for some reason

imagine living in a country like israel where you have to be a jew or get banished to gaza

some white boi yank sucking my bellend

>>77373445
abhorrent post

>>77373457
I suppose you were in cities, not suburbs. There's a pretty large variety of life quality here.

Hey HaitiANO remind him that he needs to post toot

>all these salty replies
lmao
stay mad and wrong

>>77373435
beto's miserable because he's alone lad. think he's alone because he's so fat, at his age you'd think he'd be married or something by now.

>>77373500
fuck off bonaparte

>>77373483
ah yes remember about this
this and the leccy key were 2 gimmicks with a short but intense span

>>77373500
fuck off underage runt
/brit/ is a 30 year old NEET general

>>77373500
salty replies to what lad?

>>77373489
there are muslims in israel

>>77373514
the truth
>>77373445

>>77373498
post los simpson

*sighs and smiles at you, my eyes sparkling as my heart races in your presence*

>>77373517
Think he meant within the green line

never worked at McDonalds

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>den gramb ambuh leaf?
>dree in vun?
>my flend are you taking me for a dambed fool?

>>77373500
abhorrent post

>>77373506
i'm honestly baffled that he's still here being the same obnoxious memester

>>77373538
yeh... there's muslims there too... they're just literally second class citizens, with special passports and everything

Israel must be destroyed

God tier empires:
British
French
Roman

Great tier:
China
Spanish
Portuguese

Decent tier:
Middle eastern caliphates/empires
Ottoman Empire

Mediocre tier:
Austro Hungarian Empire

Shit tier:
Holy Roman Empire
Italian Empire
Belgian Empire

Meme tier:
Russian Empire
Third reich

Literally who:
Swedish Empire

need this underage runt to fuck off, had enough of it

>>77373562
the so-called apartheid

any pakis in

>>77373532
absolutely love it when an australian poster gets lots of salty (you)s

it's like morally cucking europe, rubbing your smelly smegma filled new world cock all over their traditional pure white european maidens while they moan, lusting after your thick colonial shaft while Pierre and Nigel sit in the corner jerking each other off to the thought of you pounding their wive's precious supple tight pussy that has been barely penetrated by their pathetic european 2 inch cocks


i am proud of you brother

>>77373573
where's dutch

>>77373538
There are within the green line too

>>77373562
No, Muslims within the green line are citizens, outside the green line are not.

>>77373573
china is overrated as fuck

>>77373562
not a bad idea

Post it ahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>77373579
Think that bit refers to the west bank and gaza really
gaza can fuck itself though

>>77373563
why aren't you married beto? you're quite old, you should be married by now.

>>77373573
>China
which dynasty

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>>77373573
>Holy Roman Empire

Australia was a mistake.

>>77373584
good post

>>77373594
wrong

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>>77373611
>>77373611
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>>77373592
yeeah but they get special passports or something don't they? the ones that mean they don't have to do national service

>>77373427
bullshit

>>77373627
tbqh I'm not sure what you're referring to, but I was never really interested in politics

>>77373658
?