/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

>tfw everyone is scared of me

Heh... BOO!... yeah that's what i thought bitch

BASED

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YUKARI

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Reminder that Asian male are the most handsome race and every female of every rave craves the BAC

Your waifu loves BDC

Too bad you don't have a BDC since you're not Danish, eh?

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MUMBAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I love the BFC

For those of you who have sisters, how often did you see her underwear while she was wearing them?

I noticed that my friends sister often doesn't hide her panties when lounging around the house, like if she's in a skirt or something.

tfw no gf

nth for don't bully!

>>77317972
retarded post

>>77317795
>>77317801
>>77317811
>>77317822
>>77317830
>>77317862
>>77317884
>>77317960
>>77317972
>>77317978
>>77317982
Absolutely abhorrent posts
We're off to a terrible start so far
Apply yourselves

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>>77317960
>tfw no sister

>>77318007
I'm a girl

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/our guy/

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/our guy/

>>77317960
She often doesn't wear pants around the house and doesn't really care if I see her.
Similarly, I often don't wear pants either when at home and no one cares.

>>77317960
never, but she was a bible thumper and had absolutely no clothing that was revealing

where da yogos @ skunks

I'm starting to think no one on /v/ actually plays videogames

i said one, not zero
i wouldn't say it's a light meal either
it's 4 large eggs, 1/2 cup of enriched rice
3 slices of thickly cut bacon
1 cup of assorted frozen vegetables
1 cup of frozen broccoli
1 medium chicken breast

and 1 cup of orange juice to drink

the german was making okay posts the last day or so, but it seems he's had a bad day and is shit posting again.

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>>77318102
unironically this

>>77318114
>>77318118
Really makes me wonder how my view of women and my libido would be different if I grew up with a sister.

>>77318038
Excellent post

>>77318194
you have to go to /vg/ to talk about most games, though lots of the threads are gay circlejerks

if there's no general for it then it's easier to give up than actually try to get discussion of out /v/

>"migrate at 310"
>migrates at 300
who /devilish/ here

>>77318194
the videogame crowd has been invaded by the stream idiots aye. people are so lazy theyd rather watch someone else play videogames for them

>>77318255
Who knows
I can't imagine it would affect my libido...

>>77318247
>ak platform
nvm. not /our guy/ after all

>>77318299
everyone

>>77318247
I thought he used hand made swords and slingshots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58r8yKysSp8

What're you listening?

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What do you guys think of filipinos? I hear a lot of people say they're ugly but I know a really cute one that likes anime

>>77318369
Varg loves Slavs and considers Poles in particular equal to all Germanics

>>77318384
he does

>>77317758
Does this taste as good as it looks?

Is not giving afection/love to a son a form of abuse?

>>77318413
you're just very angry rn

>>77318359
deep breaths sweetie. everything will be okay i promise xoxo

>>77318454
>living in america and caring about ethnic lines this narrow
you'll never make it

>>77318453
im a fan

pack your bags everybody because we're about to go on a BON VOYAGE!!!

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>>77318453
Filipinos are great.
Hardworking, very friendly but not super outgoing, and lots of cute girls

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>>77318454
Poles are subhuman, he only likes them because they dont have refugees

>>77318489
Varg lives in France retard

got banned from /vg/ for talking about mental health.

jannies are fuckingf retarded or what, do they not realise this is a metnally ill weabo website?

>>77318453
I don't judge people on their race, only on their mertis man

>>77318515
post the ban

>>77318512
i was talking about you, not varg
which is my i said "caring about" and not "drawing"

>>77318455
theyre pretty fuggin good senpai

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>>77318526

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-i9KMWdU9E

Why can't modern politicians hold such amazing speeches?

moron

>>77318508
Varg says that Poles are a Germanic people who just ended up with a Slavic language and a little mixing

He likes all of Eastern Europe but Poles are his favorite

>>77318526
unironically this

>>77318455
yes

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>>77318539

>>77318526
i doubt it

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my pee is gonna be stinky tonight hehe

>>77318515
>posting on /vg/
what inner circle were u apart of

>>77318559
literally nothing wrong with reddit

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How do you stop your urges to masturbate when you get hard?

>>77318626
seems justified to me desu

>>77318673
i don't

>>77318587
He is wrong, he knows nothing about genetic anthropolgy man, dont listen to his theories about euros

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;DD

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>>77318673
Hunger puts an end to lust, if not time does. But if you can not use these, use a rope.

Or you could just flex your thighs.

>>77318673
After I masturbate typically my urges to masturbate go away

>>77318699
probably because youre gay

>>77318673
https://www.amazon.com/Sensitive-Silicone-Male-Chastity-Cage/dp/B00KIA0KLG

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>>77318626
good taste kellyc is objectively best /got/ girl

/dfg/ is the only good general on /vg/ that i regularly go to

>>77318555
>>77318605
thanks brethren, it'll be on my list of things to taste before I kill myself

>>77318739
I don't actually believe the stuff Varg says in his van, I just enjoy his personality

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>>77318570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW9PDj1jqRU

>>77318805
varg has never been wrong

>>77318763
Shit tier character tbqh

>>77318792
i hope tasting it will give you a reason to live on friend

>>77318805
That's fine

>>77318792
please don't kill yourself

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>>77318792
>never had a steak and cheese
>probably eats fairy bread daily

what a disgusting 'culture'

>>77318822
He admitted that Survive the Jive btfo'd him a few weeks ago

Also, he lost and argument with the Golden One before that

>>77318850
dont rudepost please!

>>77318850
>>>never had a steak and cheese
>>probably eats fairy bread daily
what the fug

>>77318908
fairy bread (white bread with butter and sprinkles on it) is a common food in australia

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I didn't stop to consider how long it would take for my fight stick to ship
unlucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cSmgHBNWxc

>>77318815
That was a horrible speech. He shows no emotions and has to read off a paper.

Here, have another one from Goebbels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcSFSeZ2w4

should I watch Lain or play a new video game?

>>77319011
play cave story

should I resub to wow or kill myself?

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>>77319057
already did

>>77319035
please delet yourself

>Xbox One comes out
>Brother says he's done with Xbox 360 forever because it's outdated and archaic
>Never touches it again
>Buys his own Xbox One eventually
>Only ever uses it to play backwards compatible 360 games
Living with autism is suffering

>>77319102
play dwarf fortress

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>>77319147

only 45 mins till I can begin drinking without feeling guilty

>>77319153
never ever

>>77319131
wish I could play Tenchu Z online again

>>77318986
>He shows no emotions
That's what i like about it. The man of steel(stal).
Ruthless and cold.

>>77319131
cant wait for halo 3 to become backwards compatible desu

Hate living around niggers buds

>>77319236
woah really

>>77319192
i should have a glass of tea before it gets too late
thanks for reminding me

>feel bad about consuming a depressant
>still consume it thinking it will make your life better in any way

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>>77319188

>>77319251
Yeah really

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>>77319233
>>77319131
>my friends got back into playing MCC
>can't play with them since I don't have an xbone and have no reason to have one beyond MCC

>>77319236
never in my life could i imagine someone saying those words

https://mobile.twitter.com/Saycheese_Media/status/887139075949547520

>>77319256
can't sleep unless I pass out drunk, bud. that's life

>>77319289
>release remasters
>make things backwards compatible a year or two down the line anyway
lol

>>77319354
Perpetuating the problem surely is the solution, I doubt it will make you a life long alcoholic or anything.

>>77319407
>there are alternative solutions

>>77319401
i read this but it was actually related to the mafia and the FBI

My ear is clogged as fuck what do?

I tried to rest on one side while warm water was in the canal, didn't work.

Tried again with baby oil, didn't work

Use cotton swab, come some out but really pointless

Tried blasting water into it with a dropper, filled the sing with little specks of wax, but still clogged

Send help.

>>77319438
If you don't think there are other ways to fall to sleep then you're retarded

>>77319481
swing your head around

>>77319481
go to a doctor

they can use a syringe to get it out or something

>>77319451
are asians?

>>77319481
Yawn a lot, chew gum.

>>77319481
go to an ent doctor and have him clean it out

honestly feels pretty great and would highly recommend

>>77319481
Use your hand like a "plunger" and stat jumping

>>77319451
This

>>77319545
>>77319545
Asians are the most human

>>77319331
Disgusting

>>77319229
Well, I guess I see the appeal in an emotionless speech. But than again, he has to read off a paper and the punchline at the end is pretty weak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02zj2CcRZ_I

>>77319490
stfu, Deepak Chopra

What is the name of the street you live in?

>>77319545
Yeah, they're cute.

>>77319684
Wall Street

i want to play a really mindless shooter right now and blow things up

>>77319738
FEAR

>>77319738
Play DOOM

>>77319715
hii sweetiepie. you are such a sweetiepie. were you aware of that?

>>77319738
serious sam

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>>77319787
dingo wigbilly, sweetiepie :-)

>>77318506
>>77318492
Is it smart to have a kid with a Filipino girl? I don't want to end up with an Elliot Rodger situation

>>77319762
gets repetitive real quick, but fortunately the campaign is like 10 hours

>>77319843
yes

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>>77319481
peroxide
just use the cap and fill it half peroxide half water, tilt your head, pour it in and wait until the bubbling stops then dump
it works really well

>>77319843
You'll just end up with a smaller and browner Elliot Rodger

>>77319843
if both you and your wife are well adjusted your kid will be fine. if youre an autistic beta and your gf is a FOB your kid will be fucked

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>>77319738
these
>>77319762
>>77319791
and also metal slug

I'm about to fly to Houston. My flag's gonna change dhclgfpabsvelflwjfgkfdx

RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

>>77319950
Stay in America.

Don't go back.

>>77319950
Welcome home

>>77319715
do it

Can't wait for America to have a non-white majority.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRvyTBVh-Js

what the fuck is wrong with Americans

What are my chances of being reincarnated as an East Asian

>>77320032
fluoride in the tap water

>>77320032
ain't gunna watch this shit.
you tell me

>>77320055
think you mean estrogen

>>77320087
That's in the dairy.

>>77320032
stupidity, obesity, and genetics

>>77320032
Is the game of thrones actually interesting and cool?

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>>77319881
She's not even a gf yet, I'm just being autistic

She is a longtime friend though. I wasn't able to get close to her back in high school because she had strict parents, but now that we're a bit older I might have a bit of a chance.

>>77320189
Its awful. My friend forced me to watch an entire season of it and it was fucking dogshit cancer

>>77320032
looks like normal reactions
who would go to a bar though to stand and watch for an hour wtf

>>77320189
the first 4 seasons were interesting, then it turned into generic fantasy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJk6gZuPKRE
choon

all of the books aren't out yet, and the last season will either precede the last book or come out around the same time

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reminder

>>77320313
the old man is still writing the final 2000 pages

isn't clear at all, unless you think it's a generic fantasy ending where all "forces of good humanity" combine to fight the whitewalkers or some shit

Anyone know any good fighting games?

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>>77320424
>fighting games

>>77319843
lots of mixed filipino/white people here and they have all seemed nice and i dont see the problem

>>77320424
Guilty Gear

The patrician's fighting game

>>77320446
>video games

>>77320488
Will check this one out

Thanks anon

Post songs that you have a deep connection to.

I want to visit the US and shoot Ivanka

>>77320498
back to the 1950s with you, grampa

>>77320367
yes, I was still in school and life was comfy

>>77320512
Shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nxQLJmshak

>>77320512
fuck off, emofag

Drunk

>>77320640
disgusting

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>ywn get covered in eel slime
why live

>>77320640
on what lad

>>77320488
weeb trash
>>77320424
smash bros. melee, or project M

>>77320758
>weeb trash
t. mortal kombat pleb

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>>77320809
eel truck crashed

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/cum/ have you told your waifu that you loved her today?

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>>77320961
hehehehe

>someone on /cum/ tells me to stop posting
>keep posting

WELL I'M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD
WHO DOESN'T EXIST

>>77320990
Keep posting

>>77320979
imagine the smellz

>>77320976
i dont have one

ok i'm gonna stop posting

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>>77321045
me in the car
you in the back

>>77320976
>love at first sight
isn't she supposed to be blind?

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The year is 20XX, everyone uses a proxy.

/cum/ is composed entirely of non NA posters.

>>77321100
I wouldn't mind having a disabled GF.
I think it would be okay

>>77321132
the day i stop cuming to /cum/

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>>77321100
that is the joke

Denmark does the opposite? Then: Stop posting, Denmark.

>>77320488
+1
Tekken 7 is also very good.

>>77321097
Is that CIA?

Did a support call for the ceos daughter and she was pretty cute and she was laughing with some of the stuff I said even though it wasn't meant to be funny

Thinking about quitting my jobs buds

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>>77321206
>tfw your main(and waifu) doesn't make it into xrd

>at the library watching the new GoT
gettin tired of this treatment already

>>77321384
Are you homeless?

What's a FOB

>>77321434
Forward Operating Base

>>77321417
no just an alcohol

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>>77321442

>>77321318
but why

>>77321512
City slicker git.

>>77321558
Wew

>>77321558
>>77321558
what was the conversation about?

>>77321558
racist muslim scum

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>>77321558

muzzicide when buds

>open /pol/ in a new tab at the library
>not sure i should open that tab
wew

>>77321780
.....post it..

this is an amazing gif

>>>/wsg/1765812

hi footkraut can i have your autograph?

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Fuck white people

>>77322031
this

reported all the german posts

>>77322083
racist

>>77322031
Agreed, we need to start a whitie genocide

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>mfw Europeans

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I guess I don't really mind white people desu but I hate rich white people, and white people who think they're privileged for being white

>>77322122
>and white people who think they're privileged for being white

We are lol

>>77322115
is it one of those weird girls drinking alcohol then pissing and vomiting on themselves video?

>>77322122
it really is quite the honor

>>77322122
sassy
a
s
s
y

>>77321991
ill cherish it forever :)

Plot Twist: The Dane is a failed abortion living within limbo eternally knowing he was never meant to be alive.

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Why is it seen as wrong to pursue a relationship with your teacher?

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Dear white people:

Start going to the gym and stop having low testosterone. Having a low testosterone level is not good mentally, as not only does it lower self esteem but it promotes feelings of hate and laziness. Plus having more testosterone might help you spread your genes.

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>talking to foot kraut

Hope it's his proxy

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>>77322295
DELET THIS
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Just filled out a GF application

>>77322313
sometimes i wish i was a teacher, so i can have an inappropriate sexual relationship with one of my students

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1500413842386.webm
kek

>>77322313
>I watched The Graduate once: The Post.

>>77322354
whats your favorite song of theirs?

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>>77322393
I'm not familiar with that

>>77322364
where are you submitting it to?

>>77319035
Peanut butter has protein and sprinkles do not.

this is what I listend when I drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxFEP3Er3Q

>it's an arya gets drunk and raped episode
hmmm

>>77322415
>Lad gets seduced by older woman
>Ruins her entire life then cucks her with her own daughter.

>>77322487
really?

>>77322493
That's pretty rude of him
I'd be happy with an older gf

>>77322535
it's heavily implied

>>77322423
next girl to give me attentio

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Touch my booty go ahead dont be shy

>>77322585
no.. i respect u

jesus christ xvideos is full of fucking BMWF cuck porn all the time. It NEVER ENDS. Even if I want to watch some BBW shit, its all fucking cuck shit

FUCK

JEWS

ZOG DIE

>>77322685
nothing wrong with cuck porn

>>77322585
MMM look at dat
*grabs*
*squeezes hard*

>>77322700
there is when jews are trying to force you to associate anything sexual with black dicks

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>>77322583
how long is the interval between girls giving you attention?

who /fresh can/ here?

ac blowin cold and baseball on the radio

choon
https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA

need a gf

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>>77322759
forgot pic

>>77322700
Sure if you don't plan on having a functioning penis when/if you get into a sexual encounter

Anything other than solo female/gentle lesbian porn is brain cancer

>>77322685
why do whites watch it so much

shart.

>>77322583
nice hope they accept the position

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>>77322798
same

Did bucks county get killed and buried in a grave on a farm with 3 other guys?

>>77322802
WILL I EVER STOP PACKING A FAT LIP OF DIP
*grainy image*
ABSOLUTELY
*trademark*
FUCKING
*mudjug.com*
NOT!
*dies of oral cancer*

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>chewing tobacco

>>77322802
Blech

>>77322888
i actually wanted to do this in 2016

>>77322917
>>77322917
>>77322917
>>77322917
>>77322917
>>77322917

>>77322753
what do girls wear those choker dog collars for? do they expect guys to try and fit they dicks into the holes?

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>this is britney spears in 2017
gross
how do i get a gf who doesnt get nasty in 20yrs?

>>77322888
>he isn't down with the clown

baka tbhfam looks like you aren't getting into shangri-la

>>77322956
don't gf a white woman clearly

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FUCKING MOSQUITOES ARE SUCKING ME DRY

>>77322956
i would still do her

>276

ashamed with /cum/

>>77322327
>38 special
use something that will actually kill him

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>>77326734
>tfw not even mosquitos will give you the succ
Should I just kill myself or loathe some more on /r9k/?

Who /AA/ meeting here

Fucking hell I hate the Mojave desert

still