/brit/

>''Lisicki mused''

first for /brit/

>>77310554
thankfully not

>>77310588
notting hill

>>77310598
well done

>>77310623
watching GoT last night was the first time I've found Sophie qt tbqh

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new york

>he had the gumption to explain the gay text with the faggy typeface
we truly are in the depths of summer.

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anime

>>77310588
big if real

Just realised I never played Portal 2

maximising jawgains by chewing 12 gums at once

>put... Janny is refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility

the lisicki paradox
both having girls warm you for your good looks and impressive height, and also being upset that girls won't swarm you for your good looks and impressive height simultaneously

>>77310679
>faggy
we truly are in the depths of fuck off yank

Shagged her for a good two hours

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>''I prefer a Maisie edition...''

imagine being a 20 year old kid who has already made millions and has the rest of your life set just because you were chosen in auditions for a TV show when you were 12 years old

don't get the runts who claim they "enjoy" lifting or they like the "pain". after 4 years lifting i can tell you it is not enjoyable at all. maybe my mistake is being a natty.

yankee go home

Well done on alienating Catholics guys. You all have no fucking idea do you?

"summer" is such an idiotic brainlet meme

underage kiddies have been posting nonstop on the 'net with their laptops and now smartphones for well over a decade regardless of school time

>>77310686
I bought it over the Steam Summer Sale. Still haven't installed it. Got shitloads of games to get through. Long ones as well, like Civ and XCOM.

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>>77310729
>have the rest of your life set just because you have loads of money

Just povvo things

t. clinically depressed Tarquin

>>77310750
why does sophie scare catholics

>>77310732
you're such a pessimistic depressive and you seem like you're surrounded by pessimistic depressives

most people enjoy work. gives them something to do. thinkers like you or me are like 5% of the population

sure is summer in here

>>77310750
oh go choke on your saint candles padraig

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>>77310758
This

>>77310750
Hello Aisha

Massive fart ready to be unleashed right now. Might rush to the bog just in case.

>>77310795
stop giving her attention

>SIXTUS, sitting on fire escape
>AENEAS enters, SIXTUS is unaware of him

SIXTUS: A sorrowful night.
>SIXTUS lights a cigarette
SIXTUS: Tis a thing poorly done, a man alone.
All around me I can hear this fair city's strong heartbeat.
The rush of cars o'er the motorways
And all beneath me the scatterer streetlights,
glitter like the amber sparks of flame.
Tis a cold night, but not a bitter one.
The night envelops me as it twere a coat
And muffled twixt its velvet hug
I sit and see the world go by.

AENEAS: My lord.

SIXTUS: Ah, Aeneas. My man most fair. Pray, tell, do you bring a lighter or a smoke?

AENEAS: I do not, my liege.
I bring news from Wimbledon.

SIXTUS: Well, out with it man!

AENEAS: The mens' Doubles have been suspended.
Two participants donned some wrongly-coloured undergarments and have been sent to replace them forthwith.

SIXTUS: Tis an amusing tale.
But not the tender tidings I did expect.
How plays Murray?

AENEAS: Poorly, my Lord. He is lost.

SIXTUS: Lost! Lost!
Oh you brute, you Scot, you rank disappointment!

>Curtain lowers

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rorkes killed her

>>77310686
finished story + 2 person coop story
good game

My thoughts on the new Jane Austen £10
>Yaaaas queen slay

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>>77310623
hate commuting lads

>>77310777
i do enjoy my work, i don't understand how anyone can enjoy picking things up and putting them down again after several years of doing it, at best it's "just another day in the gym"

>>77310731
fuck off weeb

>>77310825
christ those women are about 6'2

HARLYS: A kingdom.
What good is a kingdom, if I know it well?
A chore, a burdensome weight.
Too easy and yet o'erdemanding of my time.
Were that I was born in the wild times
A time of struggles, of danger
The study of command is so well fixéd
That not a single decision remains for thee to make
I need simply consult my book, and find the plainest course set out in clear for me to take.
Cassius!
>CASSIUS enters
CASSIUS: Yes, sir?

HARLYS: Make ready the horses. We ride for Rome at dawn.

CASSIUS: Perchance I may be so impertinent - wherefore?

HARLYS: Make ready the horses I say!
What good doth a servant provide if he cannot still his tongue?
I must away from this curséd place.
These welltrod halls, those oft-seen lines
All sicken me to such a deep extent
Each curve is like a scar upon my soul
From who's shadow I may never escape.

I know this place too well, Cassius.
It tires me. And I am so very tired.
Do you understand?

CASSIUS: Yes, sir. I think I do.

HARLYS: You are forgiven. Now proceed.

>both exit stage left

done with this shit gimmick desu lads

>>77310821
don't care about slavs

Korean gf started saying yassss. Gonna bin her

going to make some cornmeal pancakes, anyone have a good recipe??

>>77310825
not a great shop mate

>>77310841
Humans are biologically programmed to enjoy working out because it releases endorphins in the brain. You're just malfunctional I guess.

>>77310873
Can someone vicarious themselves saying yaaass
I don't know wtf it is

actually my names marina

>>77310897
cringe

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>most people enjoy work. gives them something to do. thinkers like you or me are like 5% of the population

mum is trying to make me go to an employment advice thing at uni
fucking feels so awkward
why can't someone just give me a job

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>>77310774
if it makes you feel any better you could start me a hedge fund

does anyone want to see something funny

my bitch she from the tropics

>>77310768
>XCOM

Get very upset when a member of my A-Team dies. Gerard de Sangliere, he was a good man and a exceptional soldier with 50 successfully missions to his name and innumerable confirmed kills.

>>77310739
i,m jewish

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/waterloo-costa-coffee-barista-refuses-to-sell-customer-sandwich-because-he-was-buying-it-for-a-a3590646.html

imagine having so much money you can buy a meal from Costa for a homeless person

ive never even been into Costa

Not going to lie, the Shakespeare gimmick is by far my least successful yet.

Each post requires a lot of effort, takes about 10 minutes to write, and in the last week I have gotten exactly ONE (1) You in return for probably over an hour's worth of labour

I think /brit/'s sense of humour just isn't ready for it tbqh.

>>77310825
>hearing my mates moan about their 50 minute daily commute and their £900 a month shoebox

well at least you're on £70k a yea...
oh, who's that?
oh hello it's inland revenue!

but of course my poorthern lifestyle in a poorthern 5 bed house with a miserable 5 minute commute is less desirable

do NOT understand people who actually choose to go to london for work for less than £250k

>>77310801
Did so. On the bog holding in a poo.

Will push it out as I hit post, so you all know the exact time I did a poo.

enjoy working out once i get going but fucking hate starting

>>77310841
working out, increasing the load on muscles and getting exhausted PHYSICALLY feels good to me

don't know what you're on about

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Any more memes that fit this template?

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>playing video games

you take your bitch to h&m i take my bitch to agnès b

>>77310908
giving my cock for you to suck isn't enough
I want you to hear you ask for it
*unzips*
go on, tell me you want it

>>77310937
What's the Shakespeare gimmick? Willing to get on board if only to have something to show for my wasted year at university reading English

>>77310873
Heard some stupid bitch screaming this at the climbing wall the other month and assumed it to be a Tumblr meme or something, looking at her type. Am I right?

>>77310953
splendid post

>>77310821
>it isn't a million indians, a million bangladeshis and 800k pakis that are the problem
>it's all those young polish women
backward i say

>>77310893
>>77310943

guarantee neither of you have lifted for more than 6 months

shakespeare was a fake who stole works from italian playwrights

juwish women don't mind throwing their weight around
>no pun intended

>>77310993
>>77310999
fuck off yank

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>>77310894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0

>>77310873
I started that meme by doing an impression of Limmy's guy from his sketch show, John Paul, the psycho bully, in text form.

I'd link to a YouTube video but I'm on the bog doing a poo. In a bit.

>>77310981
whatever makes you feel better about not functioning like a normal human, anon

>>77310993
Typical new worlder. All the pseudo intellectual anti-shakespearian bollocks comes from colonials

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>>77311016

>>77310971
Just writing little nonsequiter scenes in mostly iambic pentameter and in Shakespearean style
Although I never studied English so mine's pretty rough aha

Example post I made last week when I couldn't sleep (ZERO Yous):

HIERON: what is this sleep that now evades me so?
how doth it differ from a day's visage?
the feverish afflictions that do mete
to both sides of fair gold Apollo's coin
our wretched dues of torture and of pain.
and wherefore doth we endure this wicked curse?
the creation of a paltry human's meme.

WULFRIC: A meme? nay, tis a sickness!

HIERON: Good squire, do not blaspheme yourself so! Stay your tongue!

HIERON: Why, it seems a meek pathetic thought
that steals across my mind in such a cloak
as to posess and o'erwrite all odd concerns
in favour of this one pernicious bent
To meme! A pox on memes!
Why these self-reflective screams of existencial dread!
To what possible good end can come of it?
Damn them go hell! And damn you all to hell too!
Now away! To fair basement!
Leave me.

>WULFRIC exit stage right

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stop! this is the willy police performing mandatory willy checks.

please report to your local circumcision clinic or you will be taken into custody

>>77311016
disgusting
should have known it was an american creation

americans piss off

lifting and cardio are fucking boring. nobody actually enjoys it. on some visceral level something is appealing but ultimately it's a chore compared to just about anything else.

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sick of acne of my face

I worked on emails at work again

Still dispute this being a high class call centre and that I have a good non-paki job?

>>77311052
the rabbi already took mine, kind sir
please spare the billy club!

>>77310883
>cornmeal
go ask cum, how would we know?

American Anon DESTROYS Exercise With Grace and Logic

>>77311089
disgusting pervert tranny paki fuck off

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>>77310814
>>77310866
>>77311047

>>77310821
Genuinely felt overjoyed when I read that story

Every detail was perfect

>>77311113
love how trigger is making a face here

Aerobic exercise left OBLITERATED by American poster

>>77311071
being alive is a chore

@77311113
Still waiting on a reply for this image huh lad?
Well you aint going to get one from me

feel sorry for the slavs being unnaturally targeted for all this resentment that's really for the millions of various shitskins within the UK.

>>77310987
I have the same color of irides as her.

>>77311129
kek

why can yanks not fuck off to the german general?

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>>77311047
Hm, not bad. Couldn't do it better myself probably

Protip: I think it will only take off if you adapt it more ostensibly and clearly to pre-existing memes and gimmicks

The Shakespearean Bane from infinity chan is a good example, pic and vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD-P37jY8uw

>>77311173
no, they are disliked for very good reasons

what film should i watch tonight lads? i want something comfy.

*puts detergent in a lucozade bottle*
ready to head out

bollocks are being demolished to make way for HS2

>just got back from running
>slice up and tuck into a juicy orange
>its gone off
awful feel

>>77311193
stop giving them attention

>>77311207
twilight
troy
spiderman (tobey)

>>77311193
rosys face still cracks me up, what a bloody waste

>>77311104
I'll remind you of this post when you're begging for my bp in a few months

>>77311173
Nah, we genuinely hate them
Literally subhuman

>>77311207
Master and Commander
Amadeus
The Fellowship of the Ring

>>77311223
I'll give attention to who I damn well please

who are you, the attention police?

>>77311207
dust in the wind by hou hsiao hsien

wish these disgusting brits would fuck off to britchan already

oh wait there is no britchan. guess you're stuck using an american website lads.

>>77311207
I, Origins
top film

>>77310821
16 PHROARRRR

>>77311199
why do /brit/anons never talk about jews who are ruining their rich heritage and bringing radical muslims into their country?

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>>77311207
Tokyo Drifter
surrealist detective noir thriller with jazzpunk physical comedy elements

literally what more could you want

best way to get (you)s on /brit/: ask for film recs

>>77311244
are u french lad who likes lav diaz and we talked about film

>>77311173
always cackle at you white nationalist runts that think we need to like slavs

>>77311235
>Nah, we genuinely hate them
I've literally never met a real British person who had a favorable opinion on Punjabi Muslims.

Bought a pair of Sketchers yesterday, Vans and Cons are too mainstream

>>77311245
Guess you're stuck using British internet

>>77311242
You're making these threads and the world in general a worse place by giving these moronic sluts the attention they crave

>>77311236
>>77311231
alri deano

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>surrealist detective noir thriller with jazzpunk physical comedy elements

>>77311245
>>77311259
*shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*

>>77311259
because muh heritage is for stupid fat idiot fuck fatass yanks

*Waits eagerly for HS2s completion with bollocks placed on the line*

>>77311275
yes

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durr slavs are ur brothers because skin is same

>>77311279
>Punjabi
Same, good thing that's not me

>>77311323
watch the raspberry reich by bruce labruce the otherday surprised how much i liked it

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>>77311047
like (i imagine) most people i just sort of skim over them and thought you were just copy/pasting stuff from scripts
some of the best gimmicks are those too dense to grasp so immediately, but as such they don't tend to fit so well with the quicker-paced nature of 4chan

>>77311341
Pretty sure the bulk of Pakis are Islamicized Punjabis.

>>77311207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AccVq8gTnNI

>HS2 will finish in 2033
>£56 billion

christ alive we will be living on the moon by then

>>77311354
I know my heritage, I'm not Punjabi

>>77311342
i watched identification of a woman recently
excellent antonioni as usual

>>77311284
Are K-Swiss any good? I saw adverts for them on MTV ~2002 and looked stylish to me but I never remembered to get a pair.
thoughts?

had a lot of nuts and now i feel sick

>>77311389
You're too dark to be Pashtun.

hmm
liscki and poleaboo have returned, both at the same time
ahh hmm, this really toodles my noodle

the best gimmicks are those that require no effort or creativity

>>77311391
Bargain bin nigger shoes

i have sharted myself probably twice in my life

>>77311390
haven't seen that one but Antonioni can do little wrong for me and will get round to it eventually

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>fuck those filthy european immigrants amirite

>>77311407
hate this flat pale slag

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dakp4FT0w

bloody hell

ive only sharted when i had the flu

Arrival was a shite boring film

>>77311391
I only know about womens fashion

>>77311405
Pic has bad lighting and HRT had since significantly lightened my skin, mum keeps saying I look sickly pale

I'm of Mirpuri heritage

>>77311427
not everyone is a rootless runtoid like yourself

>>77311456
dont understand people comparing it to the kino masterpiece that is Interstellar

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What are some songs or videos about childhood nostalgia?

sup mookiddos

>>77311427
Slave are not human, they're a subspecies bred from animals and slaves
That's where the name Slav comes from, slave

>>77310980
why I voted bremain

>>77311129
GOOD post

>>77310980
not our fault slavshits cant handle the banter

One of the most human videos I have ever seen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

Makes me tear up a little everytime
Life is fucking hard

>>77311449
I sharted in school once and cut an entire class so that i had enough time to walk home

I finished Final Fantasy 15 recently, I'm just doing the post game stuff now

Will be completely finished in a weekend or two

monica post your face

>>77311546
this MUST be preserved at all costs

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>>77311524

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>>77311207
Once upon a time in Anatolia

>>77311481
haven't the faintest clue what point you're trying to make here
in amer's delusion he seems to have formed the opinion that most people would prefer to have the country populated by people such as himself rather than people like dagmara

>>77311558
Soon

>>77311546
holy shit this guy has a kid? and managed to pull this girl?

What did you think of yesterday's Game of Thrones episode?

>>77311047
its hard to read so the nonsequitur goal is lost; i just assumed i missed something

>>77311586
No, I hate both groups

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>>77311602
>he doubts the power of the chin

how dare women have different tastes in men

>>77311602
can smell the loneliness in this post

I really want to wank and suck off another lad

>>77311617
haha
pupin

So which couple will win Love Island?

>>77311581
This film was awful DO NOT WATCH IT even /tr/ said it was pretentious trash. It is comfy but pointless trash >>77311207

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>>77311506
>Cлaвa Укpaїнi! Гepoям cлaвa!, Slava Ukrayini! Heroyam slava!; translated as: Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!
Slavs are of glory, luv.

>>77311668
Go home Pavel

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. Tonight's event promises to be a very exciting feature; Anonymous will be reading the title piece from his latest book of poetry, that will be released on the 1st of July (that's a week next Tuesday), entitled: Howling at the State of Runts. Anonymous, if you like to take the stage and begin... Whenever you're ready.

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waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wehehe hee heeeee

>>77311661
fuck off

ceylan is good

>>77311652
it doesn't matter

>>77311617
Let me add a few others

>Murder
>Rape
>Violence in general
>Squatting

>>77311617
this WILL go ignored

>>77311652
the owner of Channel 4 is a jewish dude called Abraham something so theres your answer

>>77311652
absolute state of your pineal gland

I DON'T CARE

HOLY SHIT I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

I DON'T FUCKING CARE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE

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>>77311696
primus yanks is the best gimmick

is love racist?

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the best ends in london?

>>77311689
I really wish there were more runt posts

But I understand, they're difficult to form

>>77311686
'tis "Pavlo"

>>77311701
>>77311717
>>77311724
t. non-normies

I fucking HATE this disgusting smelly paki tranny so much

>>77311717
Channel 4 is state owned and Love island is on ITV

back to /pol/ you fucking spastic

>>77311608
quite good

just uploaded a youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG5nLnFtsik&t=4s

>>77311617
Is that ALL Slavs? Must be thanked for ALL achievements and contributions of people who were Slavs?

Because I don't know if you've noticed but, er, I'm an anglo. You're welcome.

>>77311617
FUCK TIMOSHENKO HES A PRICK

>>77311754
don't need to try and fit in by watching that abhorrent shite

>>77311617
why in fuck's name would i thank slavs for the ak-47

>>77310729
She still sucked my working class dick, so I don't care.

>>77311778
np x

>>77311765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Abraham_(executive)

>>77311756
I hate people like you who probably hate Britain

>>77311756
he'll kill himself in a few years, don't worry

why do brexit voters want our country to be worse?
thought they loved britain?

>>77311748
>least ethically diverse
>a bad thing

>>77311748
>least ethnically diverse is a "bad" thing

doing a poo and it is PUNGENT

>>77311696
[bass licks intensify]

>>77311765
he meant the executive, he decided what programs go to air

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Abraham_(executive)

there was a program on last night called is love racist where they were complaining that more white women should find black men attractive and if they don't they're racist

couldn't actually make this shit up they're not even hiding it any more

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good album lads

>>77311748
>tower hamlets
>most arsonists
fucking screaming

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wtf poley is hideous

>>77311854
Courtesy flush
Incense
Open window

Sorted.

>>77311820
so he's not the owner, just an employee
brainlet

>>77311748
>Most diversity
>Most failing schools
hmmm yes

>>77311872
I'll show you soon, bitch

>>77311748
>most diversity
>most failing schools

>duurr jooz own media !!

So what, are you fucking jealous? Doesn't mean anything

went for a walk in the woods this afternoon

>>77311617
I thank Poland for saving Europe from Islam. Is that alright?

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hoe rs

>>77311840
no pain: no gain

>>77311887
pure coincidence senpai

>>77311748
how is most swearing on twitter a good thing?

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>>77311748
>>77311870
>most tall buildings planned

love how ceylan has his own youtube channel with scenes uploaded in hd

https://youtu.be/SEgkppTEfTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvASqu1DOjo

>>77311905
thought about turning your adventure into a novel?

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got up at 4pm today

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SQUARK

SQUARK

SQUARK

SQUARK

SQUARK

>>77311875
Might need a triple flush for this. Just glanced between my legs and it is MOUNTAINOUS. Easily piled an inch above the surface at the moment and no signs of stopping.

>>77311963
fucken... dooin a poo

>>77311963
same but i work nights
whats your excuse?

>>77311963
how even whem im on a bender till 10 am i'm up by 4 pm lol

>>77311867
mark smith was right, we should've nuked russia

>duurr whites are over represented in media!!

So what, are you fucking jealous? Doesn't mean anything

>>77311840
don't actually care if we are in the EU or not

just voted leave to rile up sensitive gimps like you 2bh

it has been very successful

>>77311668
ukraine is a fake joke of a country crawling with fascist rats
should be wiped off the face of the earth

>>77311986
>>77311987
don't have a job

>Tfw no gayle surname
Why even live?

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>>duurr jooz own media !!

>So what, are you fucking jealous? Doesn't mean anything

protip: attach an image to your post for extra (You)s

>>77311998
seems a bit harsh, guess you deserve all the bad things that will happen over the next 10 years

>As a one-legged, ethnic minority, vegan, genderfluid atheist, this offends me because it has the word 'England' on it.
>What will the 1% come up with this time to control our lives?

some crazy anti-semitism in the BBC comments

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>ukraine is a fake joke of a country crawling with fascist rats
>should be wiped off the face of the earth

Finally built upon the courage to go to the doctors and he basically told me to bugger off as I was wasting his time :(

dude i started a college fund for yo daughter man, swear to god, its already got some money in it and everything
an every week i try and put 10 or 15 dollas in it mayne, know what im saying?
though haha ive gotta be real with your for a second i didn't put so much in this week cause i been fuckin around and i bought a new PS3 and xbox haha

CMon man, you know i gotta play my videogames, you know that man hahaha
sometimes i need to play my videogames know what im saying?
but for real by the time your daughter gets old enough to go to college shes gonna be able to buy all that shit man, you know what im saying?
but when i think about, like, my homie being gone, i get choked up man, i be getting too choked up man, hahaha

i didnt mean to get choked up like that you know man, i should be happy today
but i gotta be honest dawg, i miss you like a motherfucker man, every day and idk someites by myself mayne ill be looking in the rearview mirror to see if i can see you in your chevy behind me you know what im saying?

sometimes i get up in the morning and im all excited and im like hell yeah im gonna call up this nigga and hang out and i put your number in man but that motherfucker would just ring on me man, i-it would j-just RING on me man, kn-know what im saying?
thern't be no voicemail or NUTTIN

cause i cant accept that yous gone, you know? i couldnt accept that shit. my momma be tellin me i gotta accept that shit, that youre gone, but im like nigga fuck that shit hes my nigga he aint gone, yknow? you aint gone, man. even the day of your funeral i woke up that morning and i was like 'i know that homies gonna call me' that you were gonna be like 'whattup man, hows it going!' and we were gonna chill, homie
and i-i just cant
cause you GONE man, and i be wanting to see you, touch you, hang with you and shit, and i c-cant, m-man. i dont wanna think bad things but its so HARD man, it be so hard man
i try to keep up a good face and shit but sometimes im just like..
ah shit..

Just did a right good fart. Reckon all neighbours who are in and have windows open will have heard it. Even the birds outside went quiet.

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>>77311964
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>>77312057
>Rose McIver isn't my gf

why god?
what did I do wrong in a past life?

>>77311748
Mixed day at the office lads
Copped off with a fit bird from the typing pool in a stationery cupboard but when it was clocking off time some cunt had stole my bicycle

>tallow
>Churchill

are the bank of england rorkes

>>77312057
... weather messing me about 18th July 2017 ...

>>77312034
Britain need to go to shit so all the money hungry pakis and dole scrounging lefties fuck off when we stop paying them and we can rebuild a capitalist utopia

>>77312065
Cute! CUTE! :3

>>77312045
*screams "NIGGEEEEEEEER" in the background*

honestly watching porn atm lads

>>77311824
If I hated Britain I'd want a disgusting degenerate paki freak like you stinking it up wouldn't I?

work in the morning makes me a heckin sad pupper

incel kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SiJeMfLXLg

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>>77312065
Hiya petal x

>>77312089
this won't happen, only UKIP would come close to that

drinking some coffee lads want a sip? it's turkish like your nation

what ends you reppin?

>>77312154
hampstead

>>77312154
south bristol

only just finished that horrendous poo and its threatening another round here fuck sake boys

>>77312154
repping Soho, mayne

Did quite a few virgin things today

L

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Ah yes very good

>>77312196
i had sex virginly hah

>>77312174
>>77312189
lies

>>77312179
respek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lws_S_d31Pg

>>77312215
>respec
nah lad i got bong rips and graffiti both maxed atm

>>77312154
Leigh Park

>>77312208
>>77312208
>>77312208

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>7/18/2017

>>77312154
totts senpai

oi >>77312174 hol this >>77312210

>>77312211
>harry pooper
>the big bong hypothesis
ah yes verily
quite the briton hm

>>77312211
What app is that?
Tinder?

>>77312154
0121 all fucking day yeah

>>77312294
Badoo
It's like Tinder but only weirdos use it haha

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>>77312065
Birdcucks REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77312233
literally live close by lad

Hello brits! How are you in this lovely day?