/brit/

literal goblin

alri lads?

Doing a post

21/hetero non-virgin/suicidal crypto-fascist

>>77308375
if the govenment really wanted people to give up smoking, they would make it an offense to sell tobacco in the high street. anyone who wants to smoke would be forced to grow tobacco, smokers could get various nicotine supplements from the NHS.

The government dont give a shit about the health risks of smoking at all, that's just a front to keep putting ridiculous amounts of tax on it and profit from it without risk of confrontation. the government loves smokers really. look at all those poor people blowing half their wages on packs of fags, vast majority of the money paid for them goes to government, not big tobacco.

taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.

>>77308659
also a goblin

>>77308662
fuck off tankie

love maisie, simple as

10 mg diazepam straight up the poo pipe

>>77308653
something wrong with you

'noon 'ads

Doing a solid log of a poo

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>>77308620
the gf edition

>>77308699
specsavers is that way reddit

>>77308662
>>77308678

this is the only reply you'll be getting from me. just to say i approve of your name so i can ignore your posts.

highly pallatable gimmick

>>77308687
not addicted to tobacco just need it for joints simple as

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hate commuting

summer /soc/ shit wankers

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>>77308620

>>77308710
Cannot be real

Crunching darts and chugging froffies with the boys

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made a thing

alri

>>77308597
except it's more like

put card in 0.5 second
put pin in 1 second
wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
have to wait for receipt to print anyway 1 second

>>77308765
Not clicking on it

>>77308763
leftist men are fucked in the head

>>77308765
fuck off weeb

>>77308763
one way trip to pakistan for that cunt if he likes them so much

can someone recmmend a series pleas

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Need more /brit/scholars like this

>>77308702
alri lad. you're the same age as me. sorry to hear about the situation. at least you'll get a wand and cloak in a couple of years. cannot for the life of me understand why someone your age has not even paid to lose their virginity yet though. its super easy to book an escort for £100 odd, and they are very good with virgins, it's their job after all, to make you feel comfortable.

>>77308798
he was mocking the way people treat islam, mboko

>>77308765
all me

just found out that germany is a third world country lads

>>77308814
not annoyed about being a virgin it's more the lack of dates/intimacy.

>>77308781
>wait for phone line to process 15 seconds
err
no
most machines do it near-instantly

the only time it look a long time was in subway

>>77308814
that's cheating though

>>77308824
no shit retard

>>77308763
>look him up
>lives in london
It's always southerners, every bloody time.

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>>77308691
join us

been on 4chan since 2013 and dont know how to set a name or trip. never wanted to. but quite want to get in on this name field gimmick

>>77308892
lad you might be a bit thick

alright lads

>>77308854
london is south midlands mate.

>>77308900
>says the centrist

>>77308842
not in deutschland

someone turn the heat down

alri

hi

>>77308840
>>77308846

if you lose your virginity, fuck a few escorts, it will bolster your confidence and take women off the platform you have placed them on in your minds. it'll be easier for you to get dates after that

man up, just pay to fuck a few birds and then get on the dating scene

what does a willy taste like

stop replying to it.

>>77308955
i dn't put women on a platform if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser (not that any are interested in me but i'm certainly not interested in approaching the vast vast majority) haha

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New poster here. First day. Name's Alexander.

doing a post

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>provincials still use diesel trains

quite grim

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passed my theory test lads

most i've accomplished in quite a while

>>77308763
>islams are all brown therefore not liking islam is not liking browns which is RACIST
>*rose emoji*

>>77308980
to whom?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veMFCFyOwFI

Doing a watch

>>77309037
>vox
good goy

>>77309037
good lad

vox is a really good source for news and information

>>77308687
>taxation is theft at the best of times, but taxing poor people on their physical addiction? you have to be a special kind of cunt to do this, and an even more special cunt to advocate it.

Could make the same argument for alcohol

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going all in lads

>>77309055
>>77309063
hmmm

>>77309037
>Vox

You fucking cretin. Don't become a jihadi

>>77308983
>if anything I do the opposite and think most aren't good eonugh for me even when i'm a loser

that is literally putting them on a platform though. it's funny, people who aren't virgins always have much lower standards than virgins, because sex is sex and desu it can be enjoyable with almost anyomne as long as they aren't borderline disgusting.

it's literally just a shag mate. it's fun, really good fun. but it is just fun, nobody gives a shit if you shag an uggo, you shouldn't either.

t. shagged women rangig from 3's to 8's

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>Americans have access to the internet. But it isn't censored, is that a good or a bad thing?
>Bad.
>Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'mass... shootings'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Australian girls must be shot for calling the police'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Australian or otherwise, for calling the police.

>>77308800
I didn't make those posts, I only did so to give context to the replies with chinky eyes.

>>77309099
not sure how not wanting to shag ugly girls is me putting them on a platform but if you say so

>>77309070
you certainly could, and i wouldn't hesitate to. the only arguement against it could be alcohol is directly related to a lot of crime and antisocial behavior, tobacco isn't. it really is up to people if they want to smoke or drink, the government taxing the shit out of it is not a legitimate way to prevent people doing it at all. it's just a way to cash in on it.

>>77308809
Orange is the new black

>>77308809
Rectify (sundance)

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nice looking car

https://www.buzzfeed.com/munzeralawad/a-girl-visited-a-saudi-arabian-village-in-a-miniskirt-now

have a look at those rasheed-tweets

hilarious

alri boys

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>>77309170
Halt, what goeth there?

>>77308620
I never watched gayme of thrones so I was gonna ask if she does what the show is known for in it but then I realised she is like 16 so I won't ask that.

>>77309215
don't think I've got this rocket league DLC

>>77309129
because you're making excuses to avoid persuing them for sexual experience. literally putting them on a platform, putting them out of your reach for your own percieved reasons.

i can garuntee you if a really horny 4/10 got you on your own and started rubbing you, really coming on to you, you would inevitably shag her, you wouldn't be able to help yourself. so it's not like you actually have high standards, you're just doing mental gymnastics to avoid trying because you're scared.

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got a 125 in the iq test lads

>>77309274
absolute STATE

>>77309274
not true though had a girl like that drag me back to her flat ( iw as really drunk) and then ask me to fuck her and I said no and she kicked me out lmao

wow there is some absolutely shite music on my phone from years back

>uniting nations - out of touch
>trolley snatcha
>daft punk
>shemian

>>77309314
well then i stand corrected and ponder on your special levels of autism where you would refuse sex from a randy female.

>>77309333
hall and oates version is 10/10

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>Loughborough graduates amongst highest UK earners

>Salaries for Loughborough graduates are amongst the highest in the country according to figures released by the Department for Education.

>Published for the first time this year, the Longitudinal Education Outcomes (LEO) data is a set of statistics on employment and earnings outcomes of higher education graduates by the degree subject studied and university attended. It looks at graduates one, three and five years after graduation, for the academic years 2008/09; 2010/11 and 2012/13.

>The LEO figures show that graduate salaries for all Loughborough’s subject areas were above the sector average, with ten ranked in the top quartile.

purple pride

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>he went home to get it

>>77309360
i guess you missed the part where I said i'm not particularly interested in sex lol

>>77309333
pre-RAM daft punk is solid son

>>77309395
one of the worst and most autistic gimmicks in /brit/ history

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aesthetic

>>77309395
Haha bloody brilliant! They don't make comedy like this anymore!

Keith from Surrey

>>77309418
what about this age/sexuality/politicalposition one?

Go on lad, nows the time

Get it off your chest, say it proud and say it loud

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>I do a poo a week, so..

>>77309385
well intimacy then. what if she was a good laugh? was she a good laugh? to be honest, nearly all the times ive had sex with sub 5's it's because they have been absolute banter. dated a 4/10 for a year because thought i could fix her into a 6, didn't work though

>>77309437
I'm nigger.

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>>77309418

bored, miss yank hours

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>>77309439
>How can I hate slags? My mum's one

>>77309021
the Germ.
How's Springfield Road by the Morava?

>>77309395
>>77309458
awful gimmick please fuck off

>>77309392
haha all i have is RAM

haven't listened to their earlier stuff much however i did not really rate around the world for one

distinct lack of labour voters specifying their name fields. wonder why

>>77309037
>Saudi Arabia and Iran are all to blame goys!!!

ahh yes (((vox))) fail to mention the country of g*ds chosen people Israel

>>77309444
i mean I guess the banter was better than I thought it would be, not enough for me to like her or want to be with her though. Last girl who was actually in same social circle was me that I liked was over 5 years ago and she was from denmark and had a fiancee and just got a bit weird at the end anyway

>>77309437
SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

>>77309490
rasheed

>>77309489
They just LARP as Marxist-Leninists/ancoms/commies

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get off me goy .....

>>77309437
got a big willy

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>>77308659
pedofilo
>>77308662
rincoglionito
>>77308687
ebete
>>77308691
villano
>>77308694
finocchio
>>77308702
puerile
>>77308730
frocio
>>77308741
codardo
>>77308749
culattone
>>77308763
coglione
>>77308765
marrano
>>77308809
testa di cazzo
>>77308840
rottinculo
>>77308876
ritardato
>>77308892
mongoloide
>>77308924
vandalo
>>77308955
rottinculo
>>77308985
vaffanculo
>>77308993
ricchione
>>77309037
subumano
>>77309102
ignorante
>>77309170
vastaso
>>77309274
vigliacco
>>77309333
succhiacazzi
>>77309374
faccia da culo
>>77309376
sfigato
>>77309395
perdente
>>77309439
animale
>>77309437
miserabile
>>77309280
patetico
>>77309444
penoso
>>77309452
reietto
>>77309458
disadattato
>>77309471
pusillanime
>>77309472
perdigiorno
>>77309476
mammone
>>77309489
fifone
>>77309504
infimo

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Daily reminder that Katie Hopkins is controlled opposition to rile up butthurt lefties

>>77309488
you fucking what
the earlier stuff is the whole point of daft punk and it was so ubiquitous at the time I have trouble believing you haven't heard it much

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>>77309548
quite literally, all me

>>77309571
dont care

>>77309552
wow, groundbreaking hypothesis mate

>>77309475
sunny, probably

>>77309488
get Alive 1997
or Alive 2007, I can't remember which I'm thinking of
they're probably both good

>>77308620
gtfo from int /b/ fag

>>77309586
bit embarrassed for you lad not gona lie, and you already had "ancom" in your name so i didn't htink it could get much worse

>>77309548
vai al tuo posto

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>tfw you can't come up with anything good on your own.

>Cultural appropriation is good when we do it!

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>>77309548
MAMMA MIA I SPILLED-A THE TAGLIATELLE

alri haha

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future gf didn't get on the bus AGAIN

haven't seen her in a week now, feel like pua shit just want her back

think HS2 is only being built out of insecurity and embarrassment because there a whole host of 3rd world countries with their own high speed rail network and we have nothing

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>>77309548
GABAGOOL

>>77309634
mmm hairy arms
love her

>>77309624
why share this? do you really think you're improving the thread by posting this?

>>77309624
wouldn't be sad to see any of those things go though. If suddenly Marcello in La dulce vita is a woman i will wonder what is going on here

drumpf impeachment when?

>>77309624
butthurt manchild

condom broke

>>77309588
2007 is by far their best album, that'll be the one you mean but yea 1997 is still stellar

>>77309624
all of those shows/films were shit to begin with so

dumb stuff you believed as a child:
volcanoes are portals to hell

>>77309715
my dreams would come true

>>77309708
>>77309586
>>77309537
fuck off children

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>People look at me, they say he's tough, he was in prison he's gonna be big, by the flight plan. But I am caring, and sensitive. Isn't The Dark Knight a brilliant film?

>>77309715
i thought it was possible to get sucked down the plughole

>>77309611
>28 years old centrist virgin doesnt like my bait post
devastating

found mums vibrator in the dishwasher again

>>77309715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OE8TXA81h3

>>77309715
That race didnt matter

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Why is Idris Elba the only black actor they know?

They suggest him for every single role.

Bit racist desu

>>77309715
swallowing apple seeds meant an apple tree would grow in my stomach and kill me

>>77309715
black and white pictures represented a time when the entire universe was only in black and white

>>77309750
haha you fucking idiot, look at the size of the holes in the plug, how are you going to fit a person down there you fool

>>77309756
you sound a bit agitated mate, go put a cuppa on will ya

the fuck

>>77309787
going for a run x

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>>77309783
i assumed you got smaller as you approached it

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Why does Piers alternate between bringing the bants, and then go back to being a knobhead

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>...and the Banemonster
>Oh, bloody hell, what's the weather like up there?
>Ah, I've heard that one before.
>Parents put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
>That's an old one.
>"Let's grow ourselves a big bulky masked freak of a son-"
>Alright, calm down CIA, there's no need to get offensive.
>No, no...I was just enjoying the...
>I didn't call you "Belt Loops" as soon as I saw you, did I?
>No, I was joining in with the-
>That's - don't have a go at the mask, because that is a breathing difficulty that I've had from the age of 5... so that's why no one cared who I was... so don't just... I didn't call you Plane Man or Flight Plan Man
>Yeah, but I don't go around calling myself the Masketta Man
>Well I don't either. I call myself the Banemonster.
>I'm not gonna call you the Banemonster
>Well, that's my name-
>No it's not. What's your real name?
>... Bane.
>It's a good name.
>Is it?

>>77309806
can i join?

>>77309750
hahaha you stupid cunt - you stupid fucking cunt! you absolute mug, do you have no self awareness? honestly fucking end yourself!

>>77309815
because his whole persona is based around being a prick and he attempts to spread that reputation around as many groups as possible

>>77309715
that I could achieve anything if I put my mind to it

>>77309822
probably my favourite one

shame the /tv/ jannies are cunts

>>77309827
ummmm sure if you can keep up
*runs away super fast*

mcdonalds gave me a diet coke instead of coke. how the FUCK am i supposed to enjoy my meal now?????????????

>>77309822
I thought we were trying to make some /brit/ related ones rather than stealing ones from /tv/ verbatim

>>77309766
who were you doing an impression of?

>>77309822
I do enjoy your brent bane posting shame about the jannys on /tv/

>>77309715
Fat people are fat because it's all the food they've ever eaten piling up in their body and sticking out

post bears

>>77309858
ok i don't like u anymore u're too gay

>>77309859
does anyone actually enjoy mcdonalds? like it's such meh food, only point is for soaking up alcohol

Goodmorning, Stalingrad!
Lots of folks who don’t like you
Had give you up for dead.
But you ain’t dead!
Goodmorning, Stalingrad!
Where I live down in Dixie
Thinkgs is bad —
But they’re not so bad
I still can’t say,
Goodmorning Stalingrad!
And I’m not so dumb
I still don’t know
That as long as your red star
Lights the sky,
We won’t die.

Goodmorning Stalingrad!
You’re half a world away or more
But when your guns roar,
They roar for me —
And for everybody
who want to be free.

Goodmorning Stalingrad!
Some folks try to tell me down this way
That you’re our ally just for today.
That may be so – for those who want it so.
But as for me – you’re my ally
Until we all free.

Goodmorning Stalingrad!
When crooks and klansmen
Lift their heads and things is bad,
I can look way across the sea
And see where simple working folks like me
Lift their heads, too, with gun in hand
To drive the fascists from the land.
You’ve stood between us well,
Stalingrad!
The folks who hate you’d
Done give you up for dead —
They were glad.

But you ain’t dead!

And you won’t be
As long as I am you
And you are me —
For you have allies everywhere,
All over the world, who care.
And they
Are with you more
Than just today.

Listen! I don’t own no radio —
Can’t send no messages through the air.
But I reckon you can hear me,
Anyhow, away off there.
And I know you know
I mean it when I say,
(Maybe in a whisper
To keep the Klan away)
Goodmorning, Stalingrad!
I’m glad
You ain’t dead!

>>77309869
Why not both?

>>77309771
Hey, imagine if riling up racists wasn't your sole motivation for wanting "equality" in casting roles.

I will spare none of you

reminder to never reply to namefags

>>77309870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqWt7v09GO

>>77308812
>tfw i made the Farage euphoric post

It's adapted from a rant supporting Enoch Powell by Eric Clapton, bit of historical trivia for the next edition of the report.

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The gf

>>77309891
only the big tasty. dont buy anything else there ever

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anime

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>>77309890

>>77309707
nonce

>>77309908
baby shit fecal belch

>>77309933
she's hiding her fupa

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>>77309930
>30

>>77309933
not a fan of the tattoo craze
most peoples tattoos look shite

>>77309899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ksYsPIU6H4

>>77309933
>music is life
>ed sheeran
>drake

Hmmm not a very interesting life is it

>>77309973
love the term fupa

>>77309941
kss kss kss kss

>>77309815
How is he being a knob here?

>>77309997
>>77309973
reddit

>>77309925
what's the original lad? I never knew clapton was a rorke

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>>77309548
>I'm a marrano
>"(historical) Any of the Sephardi Jews who stayed in Iberia during the Spanish Inquisition, and continued to practice Judaism in secret."

vaffanculo

by gum well i kinda like this thread hyuck

so when will farage's ties to russia be exposed?

>>77309966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c3KWhNL04U

>>77309933
it's amazing how even without a face pic you can tell she isn't pretty

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>>77309998

>>77310024
when he returns to politics and makes himself a target

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_4lrgIaDo

what a rich American culture

>>77309715
That I could create a political party and be elected then annex Ireland.

>>77310026
this is how i imagine all yanks to sound all the time

>>77310067
never give up

>>77310044
All American culture is Afrikan culture.
The black man is god and we are his subjects.

https://qz.com/1030696/india-is-rolling-out-trains-with-solar-powered-coaches-thatll-save-thousands-of-litres-of-diesel/
Now is the equivalent of the fall of Rome. Do you think Rome ever looked at Britain and thought we would ever amount to anything? I bet not. And now it's the same but we are Rome and India is us...

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post apus

>>77310078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONfWf80WD0

Putin is a cryptofascist

>>77310067
a laudible and attainable goal with the right amount of pakis and jews

>>77310088
india is a shithole that splurges on dumb showy projects to draw attention away from its hunger crises

Q: Are you a nigger?
A: Yes.

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>>77309822

>>77310008
http://www.geoffwilkins.net/fragments/Clapton-rant.pdf

He never even apologised lmao. Full on turbororke.

working at some student accommodation today lads
could be fun

Becoming more and more obsessed with minimalism lately ngl

The EU is the greatest accomplishment in the history of man.

>>77310158
yeah its july so itll be completely deserted
really really fun you little aphid

Q: Thoughts on the EU?
A: The EU is the greatest accomplishment in the history of man.

>>77310104
he's more of just a standard oligarch tbqh
doesn't have the mass movement, paramilitarism and racialism needed for fascism

>>77310141
fucking hell the absolute madman!

>>77310164
the music genre? good lad
otherwise, don't care

>>77310014
marrano in italian is a swear word, it means you are a piece of shit

>>77310182
qt chinese students

>>77310164
what kind of minimalism?

it's the people with the attention seeking political opinions doing the age/sexuality/politics name thing

colour me shocked

https://a.doko.moe/kxseng.webm

>>77310193
Absolute shower of shite.

>>77310164

>>77310141
based white man

>>77310267
Q: What's this ASL style gimmick?
A: You tell me.

>>77310261
>how dare there be a norm!!

the white man be keeping me down

like the name gimmick but wish more people would take part ngl

>>77310267
So I guess the hashtag in the name field was a bad idea

>>77310250
no.

a month ago i could do 5 pull-ups now i can do 10

>>77310314
ummm yes?

never /you/ed a trip or a yank, post your /brit/ accomplishments

>>77310322
cant think of a single thing which i care less about than this post

>>77310141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRcycy_-wQ

>>77310351
me

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>>77308545

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me n the boys

>>77310260
havent made one politically themed post under this name, and dont generally discuss politics here. more of a poo/pee/wank lads waheeey, posting random vocaroos of yank accents kinda guy

>>77309548
Zitta puttana

>>77310261
source/context?

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>Today I'm doing the flight plan, and some people get a little bit nervous about that 'cos they think they're walking the long mile to get shot and thrown out of an plane. But they're wrong, it's a chance for them to tell me who paid them to grab Dr Pavel. It's very much an opportunity...
>...to separate the wheat from the chaff.
>Well, no, that sounds bad. It's not a witch-hunt, we're not trying to find out who wants to try next.
>Well, we know who they are already.
>Well, no.
>I've written them down on my flight plan
>You shouldn't have written them on your plan.
>I've underlined me, my men, Dr Pavel here, but only one of you.
>You're missing the point.
[looks at flight plan]
>Yep.

>>77310258
It started with my wardrobe but has been spreading to all parts of my life

>>77310337
started:
>radical centrism
>shan't be reading this
and a few less well-known proto-gimmicks that frequently get 4-5 (you)s

>>77310366
post your bed

>>77310328
im living in student accommodation
no.

>>77310337
getting this many (You)s
>>77309715

>>77310302
don't belive your name field and reckon you're doing it to discredit the gimmick tbqh. got your number

>>77310395
it's expensive and at a posh uni
yes

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>walk to the shops
>this is my route

absolute adore living in a comfy rural commuter parish lads, best way to live

too fucking hot

>>77310261
>so jimmy, you know davey sucks cock?
>uh yeah
>why don't you suck cock jimmy?
>i d-don't... i'm not
>think you're better than davey, jim?
>no!
>you just... don't suck cock.
>i like girls
>DON'T FLAUNT YOUR HETERO... SEX! SEXUALITY! IN OUR FACES JIMMY! SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE BENDER! SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!

>>77309715
never believed dumb stuff as a child
I was literally too smart for everyone's bullshit

even today, I can tell when someone's lying
people are terrible liars

>>77310416
No.

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reminder this is the average yank who posts on 4chan

>>77310368
hate when yanks say KAK-EE PANTS

>>77310337
rather not say but i am responsible for a large number of succesful gimmicks

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>>77310384
think youve got me mixed up with someone else mate

unless you mean this picture from when my mum left the Da Vinci Code on my bed

>>77310416
never heard anyone with money use posh unironically, thoughts?

>>77310378
kek

>>77310434
They found out on /pol/ that this kid was a Jew.

>>77310448
i use it selfdeprecatingly coz im posh af

>>77310448
i'm sitting in a million pound house i don't give a FUCK what you think

>>77310261
>so jimmy, you know davey sucks cock?
>uh yeah
>why don't you suck cock jimmy?
>i d-don't... i'm not
>think you're better than davey, jim?
>no!
>you just... don't suck cock.
>i like girls
>DON'T FLAUNT YOUR HETERO... SEX! SEXUALITY! IN OUR FACES JIMMY! SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE BENDER! SUCK MY FUCKING COCK!
>no g-get off me!
>AAAAAND that concludes our tolerance training for this afternoon kids. *phew!* heh, got a little exciting there huh? davey, see me after class.

>>77310444
yes this picture
and all the bobbles!

My willie is small but I still stand tall.

>>77310434
this is a swarthier version of my italian friend
it's somewhat accurate in the southwest and parts of the tri-state area

>>77310261
1. idk
2. idk
3. maybe haha
4. don't think i do that
5. idk what this means
6. sure haha

>>77310479
so wait... that means... you're using it ironically... wow

>>77310438
how are you supposed to say it

>>77310434
Ah yes, the "American" phenotype

>>77310407
What's wrong with that guy's name field?

>>77310261
Clearly supposed to parallel the questions homos get all the time, probably in order to prevent gays getting bullied as much

>>77310518
Kah-chi

>>77310494
6.25 full american inches (bigger than on the island) here
about 5.5" girth
AMA

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>>77308620

i am unironically sitting in a £4 million house right now
but my family bought it 70 years ago for like £150,000 when the area was a slum, now its posho central

>>77310506
wrong

>>77310417
seale mong?

>>77310533
These questions applied to homosexuals are mostly valid though.

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>Put: ''Lisicki is refreshingly laid back for a man with such an impressive height''

>>77309715
That niggers were violent monkey/man-hybrids originating from hell

i unironically use the word unironically a lot when i mean ironically. see what i did?

but i do actually do that.

>>77310537
why respond to my post?

>>77310554
arf arf

>>77310545
£10 million here
Where abouts do you live?

>>77310545
t. hampstead/notting

>>77310531
*holds up spork

sitting in a £250,000 house

>>77310623
>>77310623
>>77310623

Crouching in my 4 million quid london tent home

>>77310574
Giving you reassurance that it's literally not how large it is, it's about how you use it.
You can do this, don't get a penis pump or anything stupid.

>>77310545
FOM

>>77310533
Had the polar opposite effect on me, somehow.

Will be getting VERY confrontational with the next gay person I see, asking them if it's okay if I don't suck their dick and if it's alright by him, may I find birds attractive, or would that offend his delicate rainbow people.