/brit/

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kay-on

hardly enjoy drinking anymore now i've quit smoking

awful edition

will be boycotting this "thread" post-haste

>>77306413
more like gay-on

fucking love quicksand

>>77306434
screaming

>>77306425
fuck off back to /cric/ zachy

Global warming is a Swiss conspiracy to dethaw bodies

Caught a working class runt outside the poor interment center. Said he has too much of the councils water and went elsewhere.... That's why must be why he wandered off, and why he's so quick, sharp like a civilized man. Needless to say his remains are in the Thames.

Never living in shared accomodation ever again

I need my own bathroom.
I need my own kitchen.
I need my own living space.

It really is *simple as*.

hench gas is eminating from my rear hole

>>77306454
will be forwarding this information to donald trump and alex jones

>>77306429
something happened

>>77306478
truly baffling post, the yanks have outdone themselves again

>>77306483
but what about sharing with ur wife and kids

reckon we should start calling noncery "noncecraft" since nonces are basically the new witches

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>>77306434
delete this please mate

>>77306454
>dethaw
holy fuck holy FUCK i hate runts who say this meme word

delete this post

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>77306509
thought you were gonna say cause nonces tend to use minecraft as a grooming ground

>>77306507
they can live in the runtshed with the rest

had some pizza shapes today and nothing else

they were a week old, fairly stale, and exceedingly grim

The next 4 posters ITT to put "BP" (not case sensitive) in the name field of their comment are entered into this thread's edition of /brit/poker (I am player 1/5).

When 5 people have posted ITT with "BP" in their name fields, the last 5 digits of each player's post number will be played against those of the other players, like hands of poker. For example >>77306442's number is 06442. He has one pair (4s).

"BP" in the name field of your comment to play /brit/poker...

i have your nudes saved and i WILL post them

>>77306602
Would've got tow pair if you'd entered that post into /brit/poker. Two pair is a pretty strong hand.

>>77306570
what shapes lad, tell us

had sex with a doctor on a helicopter today

shant

>>77306570
aldi literally makes better pizza shapes

they're called snackos

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>>77306554
is he /ourguy/?

>>77306531

STATE of that mentaloid

>>77306523
t. united states of irregardless

heheh

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>>77306636
howling at this LITERAL poorcunt

>>77306523
this doesn't seem like a big enough problem to get annoyed about

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>>77306531
I was watching a bit of that E–Prix on Sunday. Good to hear Bob Varsha again.

dont rate this thread so far too many australian posts

>>77306666
fuck off

they ACTUALLY taste better

>>77306681
you are INCORRECT

>>77306666
dumb bradleyposter

>>77306483
don't get how runts can live at home

yeah yeah you're saving up for a deposit, bully for you
i just can't imagine having to live by somebody else's rules when you're grown; want to walk around with my nob out, want to eat when i want, want to eat what i want, want to wake up past 2, want to have my mates round all night, want to shag lasses on the settee, want to do md on the coffee table, DONT want to share my telly, DONT want to listen to the old bint nag, DONT want to have to be considerate

>>77306697
*forces my hench fumes down your throat*

bradley posting runt

>>77306709
shan't read a single letter of this inane drivel

keep getting pubes in my willy hole
might be time to shave, ayeah?

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any neet man in?

>>77306554
if i were notch i don't think all the billionaire cocaine parties in the world would numb the guilt

Get the feeling someone learned the word runt quite recently and is finding it very exciting to post it at every opportunity.

>>77306722
t. lives at home runt

>>77306733
recovered neet

was one from start of 2014 to end of 2016

Finally learning FM synthesis

Ofcom watch out

>>77306745
it's rather satisfying tbf

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>snackos
Maybe I ought go to Australi-o!

>>77306745
you can't deny it's a very fun word to use

if I could get away with inserting it into everyday conversation without sounding completely spastic I would do it in a heartbeat

>>77306673
karate lad whats his face

>>77306737
wonder how fucking insane his parties are

heard from mr h3 reddit that he himself has attended one

>>77306751
got your life on track now?

hate people who don't have jobs desu
just get a job

I didn't water the veg for 24hrs and I almost lost them all

>>77306780
aye, employed and at school again

still a virgin though x

>>77306709
half this sounds like something showtek would say on "the f track"

peachicks got killed by rats last night lads :(
3 of them died
2 left

hate people who don't have knobs used
just get a knob

got into my chosen specialization program at uni rent free laddos

>>77306794
made your mothers vag water for 24hrs straight mate

anyone remember the hymn which sounds like the tetris theme? the only lyrics i can remember are "christ the lord has come to set us free"

>this thread
runt life

despite being told time and time again to pull up their bootstraps millennials still refuse to pull up their bootstraps

had quite enough of these snivelling little mongrels

*bends over*
*grabs the straps of my boots*
*pulls myself off the floor*
*flies around*

"runt" heheh, heheheh
*grabs a passing runt by the hind legs*
RUNT
hahah
*slings the startled runt away but accidentally throws it too hard and it sails over the boundary fence*
oh damn... hmm
*as I turn to get the dogs I hear a loud BANG as the escapee triggers a land mine and is blown to meaty shreds*
ah... heh
forgot I had those

>>77306847
vulgar and crass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Efb1DAeA34

big fan of soviet music

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The ferret is aussie posts

>>77306888
ah yes, leftypol has finally made their presence known, just lovely

*slowly backs out of thread*

have a packet of plum sauce on my desk, might eat it if i ever get hungry

idea: thinking of renaming my bum hole the hench hole as a result of all this hench gas

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>>77306839
this the ones?
F

*barges in*
*unbuckles belt*
*drops it on the floor*
alright who's head honcho around here?

was once caught in flagrante delicto with the cashier from greggs

>>77306947
*raises paw*

Business idea: moving to a civil law country right after getting your law degree

Ah yes, no sooner have I opened the curtains and window to let some fresh air into my living quarters, than I get the 'orn. Bleedin' typical.

business idea: poo

step mum found the fuckteddy lads

anyone noticed the sudden shift from ahh yes with two Hs to ah yes with one

extremely suspicious, my working theory thus far is the existence of a mysterious fifth column within /brit/ actively working to undermine our culture and way of life

they don't make films these days like they used to

>>77306888
Should've entered into /brit/poker*. Three of a kind, 8s? Would've won for sure.

*see >>77306582 for details

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>>77306994
screaming

in a dilly of a pickle

Doing a poo reet now boys

Edit: it just came out and splashed back pisswater uo my bum'ole lol x

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the new flatmate x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7LGQ2tJOfc

is this kays best video?

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devonians are literally master race

getting the ol' 'orld 'f 'arcraft itch again

what's a good way to mess with a scammer who has emailed you?

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We have seen what the agitated masses do once drunk off that red, semitic ichor, and what revulsion our solution to the Boer problem attracted and still even the second hun's own legacy in the matter...

Oh ingenuity of the architects and the moneyed lords in designing our auspicious system! - the concrete compounds of social housing, veritable concentration camps, for that is what they are.

Treated water, forced compactness, and stressed disunity--these beget the mortality rates not even the Norman kings of old could never dream of, being constantly at the mercy of adequate growing seasons--the peasant's own bellies, whereas we, those granted detached housing or estates, hold a security known only to...--known only to no one. For that is because our land can become a sweltering, ashy field of Grenfells instead of the General Strike.

any white man in

>>77307090
send him a willy pic

>>77307090
report him to the authorities

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>«The name "ferret" is derived from the Latin furittus, meaning "little thief", a likely reference to the common ferret penchant for secreting away small items.»

>>77307076
if you're not red, you're not white
simple as

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>>77306888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0DVUbVSgks

>>77307088
legion is pretty good

wish australia and the UK were in the same region so all the lads could play

we have to play with yanks and canadians. the UK should be moved to the north american region 2bh. Worse ping but we all speak english.

business idea: regress into an infantile state and lie in bed all day

>>77307141
the human variety of runt is also very fond of secreting away small items

>>77307090
unironically fall for the scam haha
he will never expect it and you will both get a laugh

>>77307150
i always play on NA servers in mmos, hate being stuck with euros

>>77307150
>>77307088
no need lads felmyst tbc is 3 sleeps away
all the lads are going horde

>>77307076
this is fake news designed to further the agenda of globalists

Lads, what can we do about the acid attacks? It's going off the rails man

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>>77307145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vRYwaJC5FY

DUDE DEANO LMAO

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>talked to the gf on the phone for 2 hours every day minimum, often more
>she calls me up today and breaks up with me for not paying enough attention to her

Ah yes, women.

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut
>Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>Uses hair products
>Favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Has a pug/french bulldog
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly.
>Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
>Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

>>77307186
alkali make up.

>>77306839
sorry man

>>77307186
keeping a bottle of sodium hydroxide solution on me at all times if I ever go south of York

>>77307171
ahh yes, you again

*filters the word felmyst*

>>77307224
>Eats turkey at Christmas
as opposed to what? skinned dog?

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Karen

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40642968

THE FOUNTAINS IS RACISS

>>77307243
deano

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>>77307188
Feels metro man

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hmm

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>I don't eat turkey at christmas

>>77307265
https://soundcloud.com/rita-vorotyntseva/alone-metro-2033-ost

love me some metro x

I miss you, I miss you so far
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard

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great american hero

Got to take the recycling bin out AGAIN. Will it ever end?

>>77307261
just seemed like a weird one to put in there

>>77307266
bit gay

>>77307266
if one of them splunges there will be a cloud of sperm floating around in the pool haha

>>77307266
not a fan of the overhand method

Got diagnosed with schizphrenia and aspergers.
Planning on doing a codeine overdose to kill myself. Thoughts? Or should I continue living on in a miserable existence; if so - why?

Hey Brits, words ending with a ER sound, spelled with a RE, is not appropriate.

>>77307265
Theres a basement bar in Prague that looks like that.

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any other aussies eat these?

>>77307313
the world might if you don't!

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Rhythm is a dancer
It's a soul companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air

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>splunges

>>77307293
Duck>chicken>t*rkey

>>77307095
Did Enoch Powell really say this?

>>77307352
aye

>>77307350
hey look it's the yank that overuses commas

its as hot as a bulldog eating chips

>>77307266
how big do you reckon that one on the right is?

>>77307376
yes

"=^_^= *meow* >licks paws<" - theodore roosevelt

Smert shpionam

>>77307349
>schizphrenia and aspergers.
aren't these psychological opposites?

cold focusedness vs disarray

has the hench gas subsided?

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>>77306391

reckon drumpf would never have fired flynn if he hadn't been backed into a corner by the meanypants liebrul media

>>77307403
They go hand in hand, people with schiz are often diagnosed with both. They are co-morbid. Honestly got dealt the worst possible hand

>>77307383
Shut up Bruce. Relevant countries are trying to talk here.

thundercuck is at it again lads

>>77307443
this is in fucking australia

>>77307443
Laughing at the lad who looks at her arse really stelthy

There's some of that cake left if anyone wants some. Anyone?

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ICYTWAT
At Night, I Beat My Dick.

A Heavy-Hearted Twat

- 2015
https://youtu.be/GyekUdQ7E3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vbR2X3sJNs

been agitating for welsh independence for the past few days - zero day is coming up soon

new 5 pound note is dire, has quote from austin on it that is said "ironically" by a character lmao

>>77307477
well thats solved it

>>77307443
seems like they know

>>77307443
what is this about/from

>>77307443
bet her farts smell like pot pourri

fucking hate post malone

>>77307428
well you shouldn't end yourself

considering that you're posting here you can probably manage to eke out an ok life

How do I check my pms?

>>77307615
pmsl

>>77307528
>On average, someone sending out 35 flirtatious signals per hour will be approached by four romantic prospects during that time period
>35 signals per hour
Or just walk up and down the dock with your arse out, ringing a fucking bell. Slags.

>>77307528
The girl who i fancy does most of these things but im convinced she's not flirting and just being friendly

update: hench gas has NOT subsided

>>77307598
>people see men with shaved heads as more dominant than those with full heads of hair.

yeah no

>>77307655
theory: the advice was written by a bald man

>>77307302
love are chels
https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/884149161872023552

>>77307603
I don't post here often. I make like 4 posts a week, I don't use 4chan that much anymore. It's a danger to your mental health. I just sit and stare at walls and fascinating myself with my hallucinations, I have complete and utter anhedonia, apathy and avolition I have become comfortably numb. Nothing interests me anymore or gives me pleasure

Reminder to put "BP" in the name field to enter your post in this thread's edition of /brit/poker. Every player gets a (You), winner gets two.

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doing a relax

Your country's cuisine is bland, but it somehow has some of the best condiments in the world.

>>77307679
are you on medicine or seeing therapists?

>>77307679
Buy a guitar and a piano.

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

>>77307679
What about pints?

>>77307710
your country's people have thin eyes

>>77307647
don't miss out on the signals lad, she might be more than friendly

>>77307679
How/when did you develop it? Do you hear voices?

>>77307598
this only applies to yanks/deanos

>>77307750
It's to see you better, mate.

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>>77306391

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Looks alri imo. Not a fan of how small they're getting, its like euros now

>>77307812
me on the left

what's a TERF and why do some feminists hate them

>>77307710
agree, although korean cuisine is the worst i've had in asia though below japanese, chinese, thai, indonesian, malay etc

>>77307828
hey they wrote your name in big letters on them

>>77307528
When I was in a band and had just got off stage, women would be all over me, approaching, laughing at what I said, allsorts. Should've bagged me a gf while the going was good. Now I have no band and a fat belly.

>>77307828
quite like it tbqh

want to wank because I want some dopamine but can't get hard

is third eye blind the most redpilled band simply because of their name?

>>77307754
Could be, Don't want to embarrass myself though

>>77307849
Sounds like the title of a Gawker "article."

>>77307828
that's not really the bad side look at the other side with the shit quote that is said ironically in pride and prejudice, just fucking laughing at some banking autist who can't read properly taking it at face value

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>>77307679

hate cash

im clumsy so it takes me about half an hour to sort the change and the receipt and I look like a retard

>>77307857
Korean fried chicken is fucking lovely. Their beef jerk is outstanding too. Cass is shite beer. This is true.

>>77307909
u probably dyslexic desu

>>77307899
no one cares about your stupid book shit mate

>>77307925
no I can read fine

contactless > yank method > chip & pin >>>>>>> cash

>>77307932
it's on the fucking note lad everytime u look at it you gona see this piece of shit quote mate lmao

Received a very important email just now

>Jordan B Peterson shared: Feminist scientists say citing research by straight, white men promotes ‘a system of oppression’

>>77307857
Korean cuisine is a big-ass conundrum because it really deviates a lot of generic East Asian culinary conventions. It could be because it resembles pre-Ming dynasty northern and central Chinese cuisine with a rare variety of rice as a staple carb source.

Anyways, Korean style Japanese cuisine tastes way better.

>>77307849
trans exclusionary radical feminist
people who claim that trans people aren't part of the feminist movement, because they've been men all their life and don't have to deal with the issues faced by women

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dont even have a bank account(not underage)

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>Jordan B Peterson

>>77307946
heard you don't have contactless in germany

also isnt the yank method swiping and then signing? how is that better than chip and pin, awful

mmm, yess. time to hide posts from horizontal tricolors again.

>>77307711
Yeah been seeing therapist for 3 years, im on a strong antipsychotic and anticonvulsant.
The meds don't work they just make you worse.
>>77307734
Good shot I'll try that thanks
>>77307742
Love pints, simple as.
>>77307755
3 years ago, yeah I hear voices, not as much when I'm on meds but they are quite frightening. I woke up in cold sweats last night after having a dream of an alien abduction and started hearing a creepy alien voice telling me I was being watched.
I get a delusion where I see stars glittering in my vision and I take that as a message from Gods that they are watching/looking after me.
>>77307901
Literally me

>>77307872
>image doesn't stretch across
ew

reckon PETA are being real twats about this monkey business

this is the kind of thing that makes people hate them

>>77307924
>Cass is shite beer.

It's definitely correlated with the growing appetite for spicy food from chili peppers and the quality of store beer being crappier and crappier.

Thank goodness there are several microbreweries in Seoul with quality IPA.

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>he hasn't burnt down his church

>>77307987
he's a scam

would heem this dog munching gook simple as

>>77307987
Canadian feminazi destroyer lad?
Approve

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>Oh for f-

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>responding to the krautish globalist

>>77308020
>microbreweries with "quality IPA"
at least pretend to not be a completely and utterly americanised rodent, horrible little creature

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rate the new garms

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>>77307968
07968 = 67890

Got a straight. Should've entered into /brit/poker (>>77306582). "BP" in the name field to enter.

got called a sack of shit in specsavers

>>77308007
Did it just randomly start happening or did something trigger it or family history?

>>77308075
IPAs brewed in Korea are mostly Canadians and Brits.

i wanna play!

>>77308079
would heem that pillock

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What's with the high prevalence of violence genes in SE/Essex communities?

>>77308098
giving women the vote was a mistake

accidentally the options field

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you lads gonna watch Dunkirk?

that's it i've had enough of this twat i'm filtering poker

>>77308118
"BP" in name field of one of your posts. Good luck!

>>77308098
all things I literally do not care about, women can have them

>>77308113
Took about 40 different types of drugs in one year

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>Chelsea's longest–serving player who is at the club
>has never played a second for the senior team
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matej_Dela%C4%8D

>>77308144
dude running away is actually a victory lmao

>>77308174
would fuck her desu

>>77308144
probably feminist sjw drivel

shant

got a £1 note from the 60s

>>77308151
Nice pair of 1s mate, should've entered. Haha just kidding, that's a shite hand.

may as well just leave bp in the name field until i win lol

>>77308203
>"Second, and more important, Nolan employs non-linear filmmaking, avoiding the better approach—which would be chronological."
>"Third, there is no humor whatever. Blink and you’ll discover maybe three women in the entire picture, one of them serving white bread and jam to the soldiers and one dishing out the cuppas."
>"Fourth, there is no real story here, just men surviving or not under fire from torpedoes, bombs, and guns from the enemy whose faces we do not see at all"
it's gonna be kino senpai

>>77308144
doing it tonight with the lads

>>77308182
there is a board to discuss sports
this is not it

>>77308203
nah the film is pretty neutral and the actors are all british young males

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>>77306391
back from gardening for me nan lads

hola reddito

>>77308251
oy vey that is fucking disgusting

dunkirk doesn't seem like a very good premise for a movie

>>77308229
Would say one entry per poster, but thre's no way to enforce it so we'll play it by number of posts. So I'm going again as well. That's 5!

Stand by for the results.

>>77308179
Any idea which drug was the worst/ did the most to trigger it

>>77308243
enjoy x

>>77308251
what about niggers and pakis?

>>77308275
There's not ecwn any german soldiers in the film its literally just them on a beach shouting and trying to get on a boat with the occasional fighter plane attacking

>>77308287
25i-NBOME and DMT

left the sunroof open all night a couple of nights ago when it pissed down. got into m car today and the floor is a carpet of mould, absolutely stinks, the seats and floor of the car are so soaked, when you push them in, a puddle forms... how do I even begin to recitfy this? for fucks sake

fuck it's too hot

>>77308299
none of them. the actors are young british white males.

>>77308318
serious?

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>As an autoromantic, I experience the relationship I have with myself as romantic. And because the relationship I have with myself is romantic, I find myself treating myself like I’d treat a lover. My alone time—as I’m my own lover—is so necessary, it’s essentially sacred to me. When I am a good lover to myself, I am, in turn, a good lover to everyone else in my life.

>>77308179
what the fuck lad get some self control

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>>77308125
Because they're the ex-working class Londoners who were priced out of the capital in the late 20th century, and diffused into the Home Counties

Bear in mind that the London working class was a race of people bred into degeneracy over several centuries, and was famous around Europe for being ugly, violent, and stupid. You can see their influence in late Victorian Gothic novels (the Morlocks from the Time Machine, Mr Hyde, the Island of Doctor Moreau, Dracula, Dorian Gray etc) and they're the basis for Elliot's Waste Land as well

>The new Tobacco Control Plan aims to slash smoking rates from 15.5% to 12% of the population by 2022, paving the way to a smoke-free generation.

good

>>77308275
t. billionaire movie producer

>>77308117
>Canadians and Brits
theres two good reasons for avoiding that piss
your cunt is beautiful people are friendly too
Need to find a way to import some proper soju here. not the rubbish supermarket stuff

>>77308351
ye he's correct, there aren't any germans in the film

>>77308375
*blows smoke in your face*
Piss off

>>77308342
woah now i wish had friends so i could go and see it!

>>77308353
sounds like the giga max stirner

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drug mongs secretly love showing off about their degenerate habit
sad lot

>>77308374
informative post thank you

>>77308375
pussy

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>Around my third year in college I noticed I had a bonafide crush on myself. I felt flutters in my stomach whenever I thought about myself. I craved alone time because I was able to bask in my body and my mind without interruption; I intensely enjoyed bonding with myself. Soon after, I began writing love poetry…to myself. And if I found myself crushing on someone else, I secretly shunned them for stealing my attention away from myself.

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current mood

Looks like my last entry didn't make it. Okay...

THIS THREAD'S /brit/poker PLAYERS ("BP" in the name field):

1. >>77306582
06582: 8 high

2. >>77306663
06663: three of a kind (6s)

3. >>77308139
08139: 9 high

4. >>77308203
08203: one pair (0s)

5. >>77308229
08229: one pair (2s)

>>77306663 WIN
>>77306663 WIN
>>77306663 WIN

business idea; everyone in /brit/ puts their sexual orientation, age and political affiliation in their name so I know who's posts to ignore.

Example: 18/homo/commie

It would really save us all a lot of time reading posts that were made by the example above. often you're a good two to three words into a post before you realize they are a mentally deficient, perverted child with no life experience

>>77308375
fuck off nanny state if i want to slowly kill myself i will x

>>77308007
you don't have different personas in your head?

also, long psychotherapy might have a chance at curing you, so don't lose hope

t. my grandmother was a psychiatrist who specialised in schizophrenics

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>>77307145
>“Feel free, comrades, in the leg!”

>>77308447
>Example: 18/homo/commie
i know exactly who you're referring to

18/homo/commie

>>77308447
>realize
FOY

28/heterosexualvirgin/centrist

>>77308444
wahey what do I win

suck me off pls

>>77308485
all me

reraer fgdfhgfh gfnbv

>>77308002
>heard you don't have contactless in germany

they do but rarely

most places are cash only

>also isnt the yank method swiping and then signing? how is that better than chip and pin, awful

a lot faster

42.virgin.homosexual.ukip voter

>>77308485
I bet you're a centrist because you're a virgin. too scared to take chances and stand up for something

>>77308508
how is it faster lmao, you have to wait for the machine to print out the pape rbefore u can even sign it, i swear you fucking low iq yanks are ridiculous

21/straight/communist

really i think the last part is enough for you to discard my opinion isn't it?

>>77308490
You won 3 extra (You)s, positioned so they say "(You) WIN" to make you feel like a winner. It's at the bottom of the results post.

23/straight/radcen

>>77308434
Did you save the full collection pic?
post it if so

poo bum wank

>>77308527
go and do a hundred swipe and signs then a hundred chip and pins then get back to me

*places my contactless card on the machine*
*beep*
*take my receipt and walk away with the things I bought*

amazing how most countries don't have this

>>77308508
find it weird that germany isn't fully modernised with payment stuff

almost everything is contactless here

>>77308564
retarded

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24/90% straight/High Tory

>>77308527
I havent had to sign shit in months, and we have swipe, chip, and contactless. It's fucking random

>>77308564
>put card in reader .5 seconds
>put pin in 1 second
vs

>swip card in reader .5 seconds
>wait for paper to be printed 1 second
>sign paper 1 second


hmm, you are so fucking stupid

>>77308447
23
heterosexual
marxist-leninist

love watching normoids get hurt on the web

>>77308530
no, but the age is.

>>77308620
>>77308620
>>77308620

>>77308652
link the test you banana