/brit/

self defense LOL

>gf's new job means we'll be going to the gym separately now
goodbye kettlebells, hello gettin' swole

anime
sara

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sophie

>>77302070
kino

I am a high value male. I deserve everything.

>>77302070
chicken cottage. proper halal

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>>77302101
Your gf didn't let you lift weights?

>tfw pints
opinions on pints?

the london experience would not be complete without being totally defenseless

yanks *obsessed* with brutalising fictional criminals
curious lot

>>77302123
cant stand em

>>77302100
is australia as cucked as us on self defense? could you stab a home invader?

The british government mandates that all british citizens by law are forbid to defend themselves if a stranger enters their own home uninvited

>>77302134
Rasheed

>>77302123
love em

>>77302118
Fuck mini babybels

>>77302128
>>77302143
FOY

>>77302101
>not doing a hypertrophy routine coupled with swimming
squawking

>>77302134
What do you drink then?

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jon

they should put more statues up, everyone likes a good statue

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It's pretty simple really

>>77302128
when the london attacks happened the police praised the pople who threw chairs at the attackers and such. you can defend yourself, and others. it's just the law could persecute you for it afterwards if you 'went too far' at least in their eyes.

Who /roast chicken + cucumber + lettuce + mature cheddar + gluten free sour dough/ here??

>>77302184
is that are aish

>>77302178
bottles

>>77302185
I'm worth less than the grime in his fingernails.

>>77302212
why not drink what's inside them mate

>>77302121
wouldn't have to explain this if you had a gf but they hold you back at the gym mate

>>77302162
literally am so jog on

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>Star Wars actor John Boyega slams Game Of Thrones for its lack of diversity... despite the show featuring several black characters

Do they even know what the fuck they are moaning about anymore?

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>>77302187

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>>77302212

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>>77302199
Forgot pic lol

Why do I always need a poo badly after exercise?

might play patrician

Haven't eaten today

>>77302199
>gluten free
why

>>77302199
I'm /roast turkey + haslet + cucumber + lettuce + leerdammer + salad cream + seeded granary/

>>77302234
"Diversity" is a dogwhistle. They're calling for the removal of whites.

>>77302252
cos u move ur bowels manually

this happens to me after walking fast for a few minutes or after drinking coffee

why are there so many criminal chavs in Britain?

unreal for a 1st world country

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>>77302276
but why would you dogwhistle when only those who oppose it the most can hear the frequency

>>77302232
>The Virgin Workout

>>77302199
>gluten free sourdough

binned forever. bet you're a right ponce twat

>>77302199
>>77302251
can't do cucumber lad. Tastes like concentrated grass.

I need whispers that makes me move

>>77302307
honestly don't see chavs at all any more

I'm /fit/, not too ugly, own a house and make good money (income will go over £50k for the first time this year).

Where do I find a decent wife to have children with? Preferably with the minimum amount of drama.

Not too into sex or women but would like a family (parents both dead, only sibling lives in Australia).

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Will I be safe smuggling this set of murder weapons into the UK? I don't want to risk the chances of getting arrested

>>77302225
Don't play hurling

>>77302335
mosque

>>77302335
Church

>>77302101
My routine consists of speedwalking 30 minutes and back to the station each day

>>77302268
Sounds quite peng desu

>>77302324
RORKING at this post

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>>77302335
>not too into sex or women

lol

>>77301937
OUTSTANDING post

>>77302378
>the gun autismo also has terrible taste in women
can't say im suprised

>further anti-smoking measures to be put in place

very good

>>77302202
Yes

Am I in time for the white genocide lads?

>>77302372
the gf is quite the sandwich aficionado, it's gotta be said

>>77302387
wasnt that good

>>77302378
wonder what she does with that dog

>>77302335
>I'm /fit/, not too ugly,

doubt

>>77302412
YOU JUST KNOW

slow cooked bbq chicken thighs + lettuce + tomato + onion + smoked cheddar + a cheeky bit of mayo

in a pita bread like

>From next year all porn sites will be banned unless you give them your credit card
>Don't even have a credit card

What do lads?

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wtf I hate men now!

>>77302343
give it a rest

>>77302399
Does she know any decent gluten free breads? The sour dough from Tesco is decent but you can see from the pic it just falls apart. Have the same problem with most loafs I buy

>>77302408
hav u evr sin troy or gladioter

>>77302184
I'd pyong her yang, if you know what I mean

>>77302343
don't know mate, can't see what the picture is
the gov blocked it

>>77302437

VPN, duh

>>77302437
noporn

>>77302438
shan't be watching a millisecond of Nurse Who

>>77302438
so contrived
could not give less of a shit

>>77302322
Call me a ponce again lad and ill unleash my bowels after eating gluten all over your pillow tonight

the future is female

>bread
bin yerselves, pinhead oatmeal and quinoa are the only acceptable foods from that group.

>>77302446
she has a vendetta against you lot after working in a tea rooms and having hipster after hipster coming in claiming to be "gluten free"

Four in a Bed is so cringy

I thought normies were good at conversation

new Luna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCyy8JLAt4

>>77302450
No. I have not.

>>77302499
they made a documentary about your mum, did they?

>>77302446
unless you have that one disease which means you can't eat gluten FUCK OFF

>eating bread

hello deano

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>>77302438
>

haven't eaten in four days, thinking of going to sainsbury's

>>77302518
grow up

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it felt good to be out of the rain

>eating bread
well hello there reddit!

>>77302489
had quinoa for the first time the other day and it was nice

Next post is trips innit

>>77302514
well we we re watching twilight on firday
be there on friday at 10pm GMT
maybe do one of those others on satdy or next fridy satdy GMT

>>77302518
lol

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>>77302533

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>>77302408
*walks away from the flightless bird*

>>77302106
sophie is top thicc

Finna buy some full grain leather clothes and wear them forever, like Brad Pitt suggested in Fight Club

been on nobread for a month now, taken cold showers too and my test is through the fucking roof yeah

>breathing

hello red.dit deano rorke

>>77302438
>the era of the woman is beginning
about time, hate being a wageslave, can't wait to find a good woman to marry and provide for me

>>77302574
>nobread
more like nob'ead

>>77302548
what next post, the next post below you, or your next post
>>77302555

>>77302576
phwoarr

>>77302438
Its like getting annoyed tumblr is what it is.
Don't go there/don't watch it.
It's for a certain demographic.
If you know better avoid it.

>>77302576
cor

>>77302551
Yes.

>Got really drunk on Saturday and messaged my sister that I thought she was beautiful and that if she wasn't my sister I would ask her out
>She hasn't communicated with me since

What did she mean by this?

can the reddit flaggers shut the fuck up about their gay little club for a single second? apparently not

>>77302618
dont care

>>77302491
I 'ent gluten free lad. Something in normal bread gives me horrendous liquid shits thus I can't do anything but sit on a toilet

>>77302602
Well, that's good to know.

>>77302576
haha pepe's like the meme

>>77302618
reminds me of that tinder screenshot where the girl is saying Trump is sick for saying he'd fuck his daughter and matey goes "I'd fuck you if you were my daughter" haha

>>77302618
knock her up lad

>>77302590
This one _duh_

Just did a big old poo now I think I'll have a spliff and a beer

>>77302670
ghostie?

>>77302618
She wants you to shag her lad.

>>77302623
jelosy

>>77302623
are they in discord?
kick them out

>>77302686
more like disgust that reddity cunts like you exist

now fuck off

>>77302679
Not quite

Don't mind a messy aftermath now because they don't use toilet paper here they have a spray nozzle that you use to blast your arse with water, very enjoyable

just did a massive putrid shart all over the inside of my boxers

>>77302718
shit on you

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>wearing boxers

grim

>>77302618
post pic

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the sister

>>77302656
>Trump says he would fuck his daughter

did he say that? i dont think he did.

>>77302723
can't fault that

>>77302623
>>77302718
lol u loose

so many JFs here ffs

oh my days fuck off

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6nyhb8/

what the FUCK

prefer any jf post to any lisicki post

>>77302777
your reddit gold is in the post

775
thought you'd fucked off
was glad about it

>>77302777
this post fails on every level. summer is here and it's real.

GoT is the most overrated piece of horseshit to come onto our screens in the past 20 years.

if you disagree you're a twat

anyone remember the repeat after me I am free meme?

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that's not like what he usually types.

My life is so dreadful and boring.

>>77302811
literally got bored of it on like series..... 4 or something and stopped watching haha

has anything even happened since then or is everyone still just standing around being nasty with no actual events happening

>>77302811
it's awful and so is Sopranos and all other dogshit

>>77302833
>series

stopped reading there. if there's one yankism i've fully embraced, it's season.

do like GOT but the culture surrounding it is cringe

>>77302856
its just a boring soap opera with a high budget

>>77302833
jon snow became king in the north
cersei became queen of the seven kingdoms
daenerys finally sailed to westeros allied with all the families that used to be propping up the lannisters
the white walkers are marching en masse south to the wall
its all about to kick off, probably the best time to start watching again desu (last 2 series were all build up)

All tv is shit, Japanese cartoons are the only shows suitable for a gentleman of a higher intelligence

>>77302884
literally all of those things had already happened when I stopped watching years ago except the jon snow thing

>>77302856
jumped the shark when they put ed sheeran in it

>>77302899
this is unironicly true
western tv is all trash now, the golden age ended

>>77302811
true, it's actually followed mostly by plebs.
>>77302848
untrue. sopranos was one of the greatest shows ever to be on television.

>>77302851
don't think I care you stupid americanised kangaroo fucking didgeridoo sucking boomerang tossing mongrel runtoid cuntoid fuck off

>>77302899
viceland showed some cowboy bebop last night

respect

business idea: convert all mosques into gyms

>>77302754
whore

>>77302908
no
cersei only got crowned at the end of series 6
same with daenerys invading westeros
when you were watching, cersei was still politicking with a court full of bellends (all now dead/defected) and daenerys was fannying around in the desert doing fuckall

>>77302991
>Muslims all get too swole to control

want to buy an old thinkpad and put a Linux OS on it lads
think i've fallen for the /g/ meme

>>77303004
yeah well
whatever
it was boring when I stopped watching

>>77302968
it's dogshit

business idea: muscular christianity

>>77303043
Why bother? What does Linux offer than windows doesn't to the average of user

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>>77302976
How did you make /brit/ forget about the time we found out that you're a kiddy diddling registered sex offender?

Its honestly impressive.

>>77303052
t. brainlet pleb

>>77303045
yeh now its gunna be exciting cos everyone is going to war (and the white walkers are going to heem mankind soon)

>>77303066
don't have to buy it and i already have a windows laptop

listening to "hush" by deep purple

literally weeping right now, such a great cover of such a great choon

>>77302438
where's da nudes

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Called up to get bennies sorted since im a leech who is constantly getting harassed about bringing no money in and I just got laughed at the whole time because the guy on the phone didn't understand me.

>>77303095
>buying windows
heh..

>>77302754
let's see her fanny lad

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Hmmm.. really makes me think...

hong kong and vietnam have remarkably similar flags

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Season 1: kino, comfy show, entertaining for new watchers, keeps loyal to the book, somewhat obscure and low budget enough to really have the effort put into it
Season 2: still entertaining, panders a bit to the new hype it's getting, little bit experimental, but some of the new cast members (Stannis, Davos) and new plotlines (Theon) make up for it
Season 3: more rounded and entertaining than season 2. Even more experimental and still pandering to the new hype, but it works. Great balance between something good for the bookfags and something good for the the normie showfags.
Season 4: starts getting self-deluded with its own hype, exclusively starts pandering to the normies and lowest common denominator to get even more normies to watch it. Some good scenes but an overall meh season
Season 5: awful, even normies think this one's a stinker
Season 6: even worse actually, but the normies love this one
Season 7: pure unadulterated normie trash

>>77303078
she was his cousin right? what was it, eight, seven years old?

the thing about game of thrones is that i forget everything that happened during the break between seasons so i always end up marathonning every previous season before watching the new one

Honestly I really like the word "garbage". It really encapsulates the feeling more than "rubbish" does. Garbage ends strong where rubbish fades away meekly.

>>77303166
i prefer trash

>watching GoT

hello normie!

>>77303166
Strange, because rubbish quite succinctly describes your posting for me

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feeling myself up on the bus

>>77303194
heyy c:

>>77303213
stop that
it's vulgar

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>why yes I allow my gf to dictate what workouts I do at the gym
If that guy earlier had laid down the law, and told her he was doing his own routine with real weights she probably would have soaked herself on the spot.

the tour de france is going through my village

>>77303243
honestly don't care mate

just took a dump dudes

>>77303148
your taste needs work:

2>1>4>3>5>6

most well crafted sequence in the whole show:
arya and tywin in the non book scenes in season 2 when she is working as his maid

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>kino

>>77303243
do what must be done for the glory of allah inshallah

>>77303243
doxxed

>>77303148
got always pandered to normies

>>77303243
>village
are you the one who posted pictures of it over /int/ before you moved in?

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>I like the sopranos but hate got, which is normie rubbish
Congrats, you're exactly the same type of pleb

game of thrones is the biggest runt tell in the world
tee hee poo willy bums sex
books were just as bad if not worse

>>77303293
nah im the parisian im just on holiday

>>77303275
haha cunt not right now but in a few minutes or more

>let's make lord of the rings, but put plenty of uncessary nudity and gore killing in it xDDD
>70IQ normies eat it up
>pump out 5 more seasons, each one more retarded than the last
>normoids still eat it up

i like got because titties THEY'RE NAKED HOLY SHITIIT!!!!

>>77303263
don't understand how you can rank 4 over 3 mate

4 had only 6 good sequences: Joffrey's Wedding, Tyrion's trial, Oberyn vs the Mountain, Battle at the Wall, Brienne vs Hound, Stannis coming to the Wall. The rest was pretty fucking shocking.

3 had lots of great content when it wasn't doing exciting scenes.

>>77303326
haha fellow BRO! xD

Newsflash:not liking popular stuff doesn't make you a patrician, just a loser contrarian

>>77303340
hoo boy! check out the melons on her! give that bird an emmy!

>>77303299
you didn't read the books

it's plainly obvious the people taking the piss out of GoT have watched most of the episodes

game of thrones is the best thing currently on tv

I desperately want to suck a willy right NOW

>>77303194
>>77303317
this is gummy poster

Never seen a wink of GoT and I never will, can't stop me

>>77303357
don't understand the people who hate GoT just for the sake of hating it because it's popular

but it is worth hating if you're a regular watcher, the show has declined immensely since season 1.

season 1-3 is watchable, season 4-7 is shite

>>77303332
3 was complete meandering pish, so much boring nonsense such as one of the worst "arcs" i've seen with theon getting tortured for 5+ minutes an episode for over half the season and shit with the fire people coming back to life. boring nonsense, at least s4 doesn't have so much rubbish clogging up its running time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aZ1hpPCzw

fucking SHATTERED. cant sleep for another 6 hours at least. also need to eat at least another 1500 calories before then. hate being alive.

>>77303272
grow up

cersei and tyrion are the only interesting characters that are still alive, fact

>>77303370
i read right up to the fourth one when half the books became arya chapters and gave up at zombie caitlyn
made no diff anyway since martin elected to take 60+ years to write the next one

>>77303421
maybe i'm just a bit nostalgic for season 3 because the Jaime arc was top notch

every scene in King's Landing was shit though (except for scenes of Tywin laying down the law I suppose)

Can anyone explain how they remember stuff from individual seasons? I've seen GOT for instance, and know the rough timeline but couldn't tell you what happens exactly in each season. Are these super fans or something? I suppose I watch a lot of tv

*poos on the poster below me*

quite liked the first 3 books but feast for crows was appalling so i didn't bother reading on, he will never finish them anyway

haha yeah cool
OR we could stop talking about complete bollocks

>>77303018
Put ricin in protein powder, problem solved.

Anyone else think got was woefully cast? That daenarys girl Emilia Clarke is an awful actor and looks like a cute girl next door, not a queen. Jon manlet snow isn't great either.

>>77303469
you don't have to be a superfan to remember important plotlines
the horrible thing is, you're the average GoT viewer. most of the people who watch it can't even remember the names of important characters who have been around for years

>>77303469
i've seen 1-4 twice and 5-6 once each and can pretty much remember what happened in which season, at least the major plot points

yanklad had an altercation yesterday

https://youtu.be/gxYntmbenfc

haschich yoghourt

>>>/tv/
>>>/reddit/

>>77303497
it's a mix of horrible picks and perfect picks

>>77303469
to be honest i stopped paying proper attention after season 3/4 so like 5 and 6 mostly blur into one. I dunno how u can't remember shit though even if u can't remember their meme name. To be honest though a big part of it is I find myself only paying attention for the few characters who aren't super boring so like if you asked me what jon snow was doing in season 5 i'd probably say he was fucking about with the wildlings but i wouldn't rly know what he was actually up to because he is boring as sin

>>77303498
Nah the average got viewer is
>DUDE I LOVE GOT LMAO
>I STARTED THE BOOKS AFTER THE SHOW BUT IM A NERD LOL
*Puts on thick rim glasses*
*Does a buzzfeed quiz on which character he is*

>>77303537
he yakked with stannis, lopped off janos' head, melisandre got her tits out a few times, he got zerged by zombies at the wildling camp then got stabbed by everyone

>>77303452
>>77303491

i quite liked Feast.
Jaime and Brienne chapters were comfy, Cersei chapters were extremely entertaining whenever she was going insane, the Ironborn stuff was good during the Kingsmoot and after

the plotlines in the North are the only good chapters of A Dance with Dragons though. everything involving Dany and Meereen was shit

>>77303571
wasn't almost all of that that season 6 lol

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wonder how many cunts are scouring this thread for material to put on r/4chan

>>77303596
no sweetie, it wasnt

>>77303608
what did he do in season 6?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIWbjgPYcJY

>>77303596
nah his resurrection and planning for war against Ramsay stuff was in season 6

season 6 was fucking retarded though

>>77303614
came back to life and fought ramsay
can't remember much from in between to be honest, although his parents were revealed

>>77303602
sent this to some orbiter who kept snapping my gf

think it made him fuck off

>>77303614
came back to life, heemed his murderers, left the watch, raised an army to take back winterfell, killed ramsay after a massive (for tv) battle and became king in the north

>>77303236
his dead eyes
guess she decided she was still pretty enough to ride the cock carousel for a few years more

>>77303577
it just became obvious that martin could come up with good ideas or enjoyable dynamics but that he was never ever going to be able to resolve them all

>>77303647
Not correct.

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this was the definitive "jumping the shark" moment for GoT

>>77303687
fiki fiki

still steaming over being called racist last night on channel 4 at 10:42pm for being called a racist for prefering white women

>>77303704
do you want another go at constructing that sentence?

1 > 2 > 6 > 4 > 3 > 5

6 would be after 3 if not for the finale

>>77303680
not another peep

>>77303679
ah yes, danny boyle syndrome

>>77303718
pretty simple sentence if you can read english, 3 dependent clauses

Gay of thrones. Not sure if anyone said that yet

>>77303748
it's a mess mate, you said you were angry over being called racist for being called a racist

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'aving a Camembert and baguette

>>77303729
i'm pretty sure season 6 was the season with a million fart, poo and willy jokes

>>77303753
Gayme of thrones because then it's like a gay game i.e. bumming

>>77303775
yeh it was just like a /brit/ thread desu was great

fookin cunt bastard of the seven fookin kingdoms
oops my top fell off and everyone can see my boobies

bin that life.

>>77303800
Was going to make that joke, only beat me cause of your timezone. Was going to tell it a different (and better) way though

>>77303812
they got a lot of flak for excessive boobies and the softcore was drastically reduced after the first few series
only get a couple naughty bits a season now and theres a lot more willies

>>77303769
stop appropriating my culture

deano scaffolders are outside listening to deano music having deano convos

>>77303818
good post

>>77303851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc&t=16s

>>77303834
do posts take another minute and a half to process in gmt

>>77303848
the books have excessive sex stuff. fucking show watchers ruined this series

>>77303858

>tfw builders working next door see you go to the shop everyday to buy junk food and know you don't have a job

>>77303877
Yes

gf wants to go to Crete but told her I wouldn't enjoy it because I'm not a deano essentially

>>77303889
tell me about it lad tfw when retired/off school for summer neighbours see the same

>>77303878
yeah cos grrm is a horny old wanker virgin
50% of the books is absolute wordkino, 50% is utter codswallop

Woke up and can't go back to sleep lads, but I put on makeup last night and I can't get it off so I have to hide in my room until the family leaves

>>77303896
just laze around in the sun and drink and stop being a misery guts

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>>77303851
Friends share!

>>77303900
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>>77303900

Doing a slightly early new x

>>77303783
Hmm. http://www.strawpoll.me/13466599

>>77303871
sounds like home

hey lads how's it hanging?

>>77303927

reported lad

i only do cardio ama

Hmmmm

i'm getting so much 'inside' info on how muslim communities in the UK actually are from this Muslim girl. They all hate white people, any girls that date white men are spat on in the street by the community. Any Muslims in the community that are somewhat moderate for example, drink alcohol, take drugs, or even often associate with non muslims, are cast out of the community, and in many cases violently beaten. but all of them are friendly to wite people and non muslims to their face, and constantly lie about their real feelings towards them.

I sort of suspected/knew all this stuff anyway. good to hear it from the horses mouth though.

>>77303955
Fake survey mate its hacked

*posts*

>>77303871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdsNPhODUfU

>>77304009
don't believe a word of this

>>77304118
it's literally true, what would i have to gain from making it up here? lefties like you will just assume it's a lie, and rorkes already know.