Made in America edition
https://www.yahoo.com/news/yahoo-news-now-191933606.html
First for Switzerland
nth for don't bully!
日本語!!!
me and my GF
>>77277929
Thank you
>>77277964
No.
Why do you ask me this?
>>77278036
gross no sluts allowed itt
>>77278094
are u the Ukrainian
the gf
thinking of moving to minneapolis desu
>>77278163
just do it!
>>77278122
Yes.
Now you know who I am.
I ask you the same question still.
Why do you ask me this?
>>77278163
from where?
>>77277977
make me pp hard with ur pp slaps
>>77278193
commiefornia
>>77278220
are californians the new oakies?
>>77278189
i remember you talking about having your visa granted a good while back
and now i see you cooking up disgusting freezer patties
you should lead a better life in Canada
when can we start posting an absurd amount of anime posting, rolled up with gayposting, dipped in (You) baiting, and never knowing there's a girl (female) wanting to make proper discussion but instead they run in to gay anime posting?
Please watch this!
It's long but worth it, an eye-opener.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEsUudZvntE
>>77278277
girls dont like cum
>>77278277
now
post thighs
>>77278277
>never knowing there's a girl (female) wanting to make proper discussion but instead they run in to gay anime posting?
you're talking to one?
>>77278257
This is not me.
I am just an other Ukrainian here in leafland.
I am sorry that my patties have offended you so.
But this is my monthy luxury.
>>77278085
I love to help :)
>>77278382
i am pretty sure that buying fresh ground beef would have been cheaper and tastier
Girls keep telling me I have really broad shoulders but their tone doesn't sound like it's a compliment.
>Anon your shoulders a REALLY broad
>(other female): you noticed that too?
What did they mean by this?
hate to say it, but i agree with footlouse here. premade beef patties are fucking groce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrNWpxFflr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35H2BVq490
>>77278402
Ground beef is about $17 for a large pack.
My burgers cost me only $7.
>>77278436
transform into voltron and blast them with your shoulder missiles
>>77278114
Who you calling a slut?
MonkaS
>>77278436
They want the D. But you can't give it because that would be gay
How do I treat women like normal people instead of as potential GFS everytime
>>77278436
one time in highschool a teacher told me i had broad shoulders and asked me if i played football
pretty inappropriate desu
also it means they think you look manly
>>77278525
Also got asked to if I played football a lot too
I don't even like sports
>>77278488
i dont think i can do that
>>77278525
well i am a man
>>77278517
gross
>>77278487
and what's the price per kg if you break it down
could have probably made three times as many patties with the large pack of beef
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>77278518
how would we know?
>>77277977
why can't they just write a normal article¿ My neet time isn't worth something I can't skim
>>77278442
This
Why would anyone eat those? Get yourself some fresh medium ground beef.
>>77278494
>showing ur pantsu
>not a slut
SLUT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/6nqe9m/make_me_melt_faster_than_ice_cream_in_90heat/
she is so gross ffs
>>77278518
just treat them like a bro. its what i do
unless they're the gf of your dreams
>>77278559
Maybe I shall do the math next time.
Maybe I buy something different.
I was thinking turkey bacon.
Nice and cheap :)
>>77278556
are those girls cute? lay some pipe in them
>>77278597
Nothing wrong with snowing some panties
>>77278633
im not a slut anon i dont just let girls have their way with me because they comment on my shoulders
>>77278627
why won't you make yourself a nice bowl of pelmeni with a good heaping spoon of smetana on top
>turkey bacon
kys
>>77278659
this
>>77278664
volcel master race i see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmL44x_7ZdM
thread theme
>>77278553
>>77278518
why would you want to do that
>>77278729
DON'T STEAL MY PICTURE YOU NIGGER
ANIME GAY POSTING?!
>>77278667
I don't know how to cook.
Making a burger was a real accomplishment.
>>77278758
stop self hating yourself!!
all anime posting is gay posting
.
>>77278627
>turkey bacon
Go back to Russia gopnik
>>77278800
i pity your existance!
>>77278820
SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!
>>77278800
explain in your own words how you made it
>>77278832
redundancy just means its a level higher
>>77278779
YES!!!
worked up a good sweat this morning
time to take a shower before I continue my normie adventures today
how you call those ice popsicles that are just like colored water in a plastic casing you know what i mean right anyway having one right now haha cheers who wit me!!
>>77278851
YOU MUST LUV URSELF OKI?
I LUV U
>>77278935
otter pops
When I was little my adult teeth came in and I wanted spongebob teeth and so i shoved a butter knife in between my 2 front teeth and split them apart, as I grew up I regretted it and was teased throughout middle school until I discovered Mac DeMarco and my gap tooth makes me feel awesome
Parents gave my their credit card to go buy lots of clothes again
>>77278907
what is a normie adventure
>>77278840
I am no Russian!
>>77278846
I do at times aswell.
>>77278874
Turn on stove.
Put margarine on pan.
Put spice on margarine.
Put burger on spiced margarine.
Flip when dark brown.
>>77278800
ok bud im gonna teach you a trick
take a quarter pound of beef in a bowl, and mix it up with onion soup stock, garlic powder, paprika and a pinch of salt
form the meat into a sphere, and then turn the heat to high on your stovetop. once the burner is very hot (it must be extremely hot to caramelize the meat) drop the patty into the pan and then use another flat surface to squish the patty into the right, flat shape.
depending on the fat content of the ground beef you bought you might want to consider lightly greasing the pan with some oil
>>77278935
>>77278977
going out and doing everyday chores
>>77278974
me in the dress
>>77278972
Mac Demarco is cool and so are you
>>77278935
Freezy/Icy pops
>>77278952
WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU!
>>77278974
Did you buy cute panties?
>>77278985
Yes you are. Please end the Ukrainian meme
very CUTE packaging
https://youtu.be/O8VijO_YbIM
the gf
>>77278989
Thank you my friend.
If and when I make burgers again I shall use this.
>>77279053
Watch yourself kid.
>>77279016
okie dokie
>>77278935
otter pops
the mascot is an otter
>>77279037
yeah theyre called freezies here
>>77279171
What if they aren't made by that company?
Freezies > otter pops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COLaXpKOaFw
this is what homeschooling does to people
Thinking about learning Japanese buds
the gf
>>77279323
How old is this person?
>>77279323
i know a girl who was homeschooled who does stuff like that
>>77279337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4XNqrqxrU
>>77279416
Hiiii, my kittens~! I'm Koneko! (Koneko means kitten, by the way - meow!)
Most of you will probably know me for my signature song, Loving Things, which is exactly what I aim to do - spread some love! ^.^
I'm a 20-year-old street performing idol and lolita fashion lover from Scotland. I enjoy writing English covers of J-pop songs(mainly the 48Groups, I'm a big fan of them) so you'll find plenty of that on my little channel here, as well as other Japanese and kawaii-related stuff. ω
>on the ol nocturnal sleep schedule
>fix it by staying up all day yesterday and falling asleep at 8 pm
>wake up at 4 this morning, good
>get up, do stuff
>fucking fall back asleep again
>wake up now at 4 pm
I am SO GODDAMNED ANGRY why the FUCK did I go back to sleep
>>77279337
you should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m52fI-z9btk
Anthony Jackson is so ugly
Nigga can swallow a whole waddermelone in one bite
>>77279537
But it's so hard
And I'm retarded
>>77279455
I didn't know women acted like this. I have never seen anything like it. Is she mentally challenged?
>>77279323
geez, it's just a girl dancing and singing.
>>77279455
>>77279416
there is literally nothing wrong with being immature
>>77279555
it'll make you smart
not gon lie, could go for a lolita gf right about now
What is /cum/ listening to?
What is /cum/s favorite songs?
Listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbyFj-1I3Ug&index=5&list=PL25F9AADAD3FAB2A4
Favortie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVR9JykPC-0
>>77279602
Really? Are you also learning Japanese anon?
could really go for being a lolita gf right now buds
>learning to comprehend a few squiggly lines is hard
不是
https://youtu.be/_FpwClFKVsE
>>77279641
yea
>>77279649
# d@ c@
>>77279693
Do you have any tips?
>>77279615
Listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkMT1Vxi5I
Favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxLMr784l0Q
>>77279707
no
>>77279772
Why
I heard Melania wanted to divorce from Donny but didn't because of Baron and now she's basically forced to stay as the First Lady and it also explains why she never responds to Donny's pda attempts
What is the American opinion on this?
>be me
>looking for the 99c meme teas
>find a 1/2 of same flavored normal tea for 99c
they literally can't compete and still struggle with keeping msrp less than a dollar
>>77279707
Flash cards out the wazoo is how I did Chinese, I imagine Japanese wouldn't be much different.
>>77279748
Ha!
I know a man that always says Molly percocet.
Now I know what it is from.
Thank you my friend.
>>77279827
>tfw no slav waifu
>>77279801
i just can't think of any
>>77279827
theres obviously something up
I mean that explanation makes it sound the most nice, so I'll choose to believe it. better than my parents could do.
>>77279908
Oh okay
Well thanks anyway!
>>77279837
Yeah I'll do this
哦哦哦
啊啊啊
哦哦哦
呃呃呃
TIL Audrey Hepburn is Dutch.
Wow!
Redpill me on chipileños
Im tired of hearing this despacito song
When are we blowing puerto rico up
>>77279837
what do you use your chinese prowess for? do you get to speak it to people ever, or is there something you like to read that's chinese?
>>77280017
I have never ever heard it
dont bother posting a link because I wont listen
DES-PA-CITO
the ROAST is REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpc6JtENOE
>>77280027
I've been slacking off on my learning, still have the chinese vocab of a retarded toddler
There's plenty of foreign students on campus, if I spoke more than I did now I'd use my powers to start convos with them probably
>>77280119
>respecting national integrity
wow I love trushit now
>>77280131
but why did you start learning chinese?
i know there's something about chinese culture you must really like, tell us!
>>77280034
I wasn't going to post a link
Especially not for you
>>77280195
Got into it because the symbols look pretty
That's it
>>77280289
But why not Japanese
japanese is hard as fuck
>>77280365
What's so hard about a Japanese?
>>77280309
might actually start learning jap soon since I'm a language whore
>>77280365
at least it's not a tonal language
fuck Im tired
this thin mountain air is dangerous
>>77280392
the kanji have several pronunciations
<Fe>kek</Fe>
Damn
https://youtu.be/fYTXRDtYzYc
going to fap, see ya lads
A straw only has one hole
[fe]cov[/fe]
>>77280119
would've done the same kek
but he said "merci. thank you." so he might've responded in english after?
>>77280419
get stronger lungs
>>77280365
日本語難しい :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8IS0ssnXQ
This is a kind of song that can make you think back to old memories and make you cry about them, no matter if they're happy or sad memories. Similar to the following scene : you're riding an empty bus on a rainy night, listening to this song while staring outside to the busy stores and restaurants with their translucent signs, thinking about your mistakes and your glory days, the future with the love of your life or the future without them, wishing for the ride to be endless and to be alone with your thoughts.
If I start learning jap I'm gonna feel like a weeb
don't want this
>>77280754
https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/
>>77280754
Star now bud. かわいい Risa will keep you motivated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wZHqOghvSs
>>77280754
日本語学ぶ!
>when mom comes home with food
>>77280754
>posted on a chinese cartoon forum
>>77280718
i just like the synth 2bh
>>77280902
race is a social construct
>>77280902
>tfw mom brings you Wendys
https://youtu.be/dD7g2CF3eA4
tfw learning basic japanese for fun
>>77280861
>>77280666
where are the particles
>>77278659
where did you get that picture of my wife?
>>77281058
I'm retarded :)
Son of a bitch
mangoWEEB
>>77281036
how are you learning?
>city councils and police deliberate on new police HQ
>They decide a 3 year long restoration of a historical building
>50million and 3 years later the police say that place is actually not in a good location
>entire project scraped
>Corona
*socially looks into the mirror*
*sharts*
>>77281261
GENKI 1, chapters 5/12 for reading and writing right now.
I took a shower and forgot to wash my penis
No surprise blowjobs for me today
channel is TOP COMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3XHkRf2fvA
I just want to go to a place where everyone knows my name
everybody ITT get crunk. get crispy.
get juicy. get wild.
>>77281450
damn oh well thanks for the heads up
>>77281390
>>77281412
good posts
test :)
post cats
and if that one guy can post that one cat image, that'd be great
>>77281623
cheers is pretty good so far
>>77281567
Milwaukee
more like I'milwalking out ofg here lole
>>77281657
that's not very nice
>>77281567
Milwaukee seems like a very nice place. My only knowledge of the city comes from Wayne's World
>>77281691
sorry
>>77281657
classic
>>77281716
>Milwaukee seems like a very nice place
No
>>77281721
It's okay
>>77281759
in the movie it seemed good. was it not an accurate depiction?
>>77281567
are you the racist black weeb?
*blocks your path* where you think you're going, buddy?
>>77281866
>was it not an accurate depiction?
Nope
>>77281874
Maybe
>>77281951
What's different?
wish i could post the scent of my feet
>>77281951
whats it like living in the film capitol of the world
>>77281995
More niggers and more crime
>>77281893
back the fuck up
>>77282083
in the movie it was just beer and alice cooper
Why has no Canadian killed this guy yet?
Backstory:
>born in Canada
>joins al-quaeda in Afghanistan
>kills a U.S. Soldier with a grenade
>ends up badly wounded
>U.S. soldiers don't kill him, instead give first aid and save his life
>he spends a few years in Guantanamo which has better living conditions than pretty much any U.S. prison stateside
>repatriated back to Canada
>sues Canadian government for being "mistreated"
>Trudeau gives him a 10,5 Million dollar settlement
If you kill this turd you'd instantly become a fucking hero. You would have lawyers lining up to defend you pro bono. Trump would probably praise you in a tweet. After a short prison sentence (and we all know what a joke Canadian prisons are) you could make millions from books, media appearances etc.
Instant fame and money. Somebody fucking do it already. If Omar Khadr isn't dead before the end of the year I will lose all fucking respect for Canada, and that's coming from someone who fought side by side with Canadian forces.
didnt read any of that shit
Why don't Canadians want to murder a child soldier?
>>77282335
You're the reason we can't have nice things.
Please visit Wisconsin! Please come to the Wisconsin Dells!
really dont like muslims guys
just got 79 in cricket, would have gotten more but I got distracted by cheers and missed the ball
>>77282423
I've been to wisconsin. Very nice people.
Just took a fecal matter
>>77282463
i dont know what this means
*burp*
>>77282194
he was a child soldier you retarded /pol/fag. he should have never been detained in guantanamo
GRANDMA FINALLY MOVED OUT
>>77282423
What is the nicest city in Wisconsin?
>>77282588
You're completely right, he should've been executed but not before being violently and cruelly tortured
>You're completely right, he should've been executed but not before being violently and cruelly tortured
>>77282638
none wisconsin is a hellhole full of hill people
>>77282638
unironically agree with this post tbqh
https://youtu.be/qz10cJGVunM
>>77282588
If this isn't a shitpost you should kys goatfucker
>>77282638
true
>>77282676
t. hill person
>>77282664
for once i agree with you
>>77282638
I don't really know. I've only been to Madison, I've heard Appleton is quite nice though.
>>77282613
Aren't you going to be lonely anon?
can we talk about japanese again? this girl you posted is a qt, i'm going to watch this just for her lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wZHqOghvSs
I've been reading full house fanfics all day
nothing gets me going quite like this
>>77282750
post your fav
unless they're slashfics
>>77282750
this post made jesus cry
>>77282676
>Illinois
>greater Chicago area at that
no
>>77282736
You should explore your state more
>>77282736
>Aren't you going to be lonely anon?
NO
I'm going to get to actually sleep now
>>77282798
danny x rebecca
>>77282809
rockford is not in chicagoland. its a 2 hour drive from chicago
Fun fact, George Soros' name literally means "Earth Lizard"
>>77282741
hmmm yes
>>77282676
Very rude!
>>77282809
Yeah you're right I should
>>77282736
what about minnesota
>>77281893
whenst've ever I want
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
>>77282916
The name George comes from the patron saint of England, St George, who struggled with a fire breathing lizard (Soro's literally means lizard) symbolizing the devil.
Really makes you think
say something nice about my gf
>>77282798
actually it's
"My Name is Bob" by WiseWisdom
the fic goes "Bob Sagit awakens from a long and restless sleep..."
I am going to new york in a week
Any recommendations?
>>77283078
Don't bomb anything plz
>>77283068
I like her tits, but I can tell she's a fucking whorish golddigger
>>77283078
cover your nose
>>77283078
the metropolitan museum of art
>>77282965
Yeah I've been to Minnesota.
>>77283078
don't get shot
>>77283068
would sexually assault her in a parking lot
>>77283078
visit the jews and download grindr for yourself
>>77283068
seaman
listening to XXXTENTACION
haha she sent me another pic
>there are people who use their backpockets in their pants
Its like you want to get robbed or someshit.
>I-I live in a safe comm-
Thieves are everywhere, and even then ass pockets aren't deep enough to secure an item from falling.
>>77283171
not kawaii enough
>>77283068
she looks easy, and i like that
>>77283188
>ass pockets aren't deep enough to secure an item from falling.
This is why you shouldn't wear women's jeans
>>77283171
Those tattoos are disgusting desu
>>77283225
even if I wore men's jeans, they'd still be vulnerable and are not as safe as the front pockets
>>77283188
>not putting your wallet inside your ass
smfh
>>77283078
The parks and architecture are the best thing about NYC
>>77283209
shes high class
>>77283252
Your ass absorbs the filth from the money. Its not healthy.
>>77283266
I wouldn't say that
>>77283248
Just dress like it's 2006
She'd look better without the tattoos.
*blogs*
>>77283266
more like high class whore
modern fashion is really gay
>>77282588
He was 15 fucking years old. A 15 year old in Afghani/Pakistani culture is an adult, they will treat him like an adult and expect him to do adult things. He WILLINGLY went to a terrorist boot camp where he learned how to handle firearms and explosives. He has ADMITTED to all of these facts.
So spare me your fucking crocodile tears. Omar Khadr should have never been eligible to any kind of judicial process. There is Z E R O evidence he was coerced into doing anything against his will.
Imagine if we gave out million dollar settlements to every Hitler youth kid who fought Allied soldiers and then got "mistreated" in a POW camp. Have you lost your fucking mind?
i like tattoos
>>77283374
Why
>let me tell you about your country
yanks everyone
>>77283398
not an argument
if you get this angry at every injustice in the world, you're going to be like /pol/ and be furious at their keyboard all day.
>>77283374
me too but only on girls I want to fuck not date
how do i get a white trash gf
im white btw
>>77283391
they look sexy and different
Loved Vancouver
The girls were nice
>>77283416
not an argument
>>77283442
BC or WA?
>>77283436
Drive a dualie
>>77283436
Don't be white
i don't have a single tattoo and i don't plan on getting one
>>77283436
by being hwite trash yourself
t. hwite trash
>>77283358
facebook tier
>>77282194
he really has it good
imagine being such a true, genuine HUMAN while also experiencing the pleasures of the first world and more
wealth is a burden
>>77283471
>Canadian fighters
>>77283358
Don't question our masters orders slave
>>77283454
what the fug?
transgender child... jesus christ...
I'm a man of taste
japan
>>77283495
Join the club fag
>>77283527
you are a connoisseur
>>77283529
Do you love Japan?
日本
Anime.
>>77283454
This whole transgender children thing is peak degeneracy
>>77283557
i believe so yes
>>77283546
Percentage of blacks is going down. How come?
>>77283557
hispanics will soon be considered white so im not concerned
just like how the irish and italians werent considered white
>>77283565
we are easily top 5 worst state
connoisseur is French for knower
t. knower
>>77283592
my mousepad looks like a Persian rug
>>77283610
Times are different now. Mexicans will never be considered white.
>we are easily top 5 worst state
>>77283640
i consider a lot of them white desu
>>77283421
this image describes my life perfectly
>>77283534
Yeah, it's great.
The nicest city in the PNW imo.
>>77283632
my apologizes, i take it back.
>>77283564
日本人!
>>77283421
>if you get this angry at every injustice in the world
I don't, I only get angry at the most extreme injustices in this world, like when the elected leader of Canada gives a member of Al-Quaeda 10,5 Million dollars for killing an American soldier, which seriously puts into question why America and Canada even pretend to be allies.
I don't think this "alliance" is going to last much longer if you keep having people like Trudeau represent you.
How many aircraft carriers and nuclear weapons does Canada have again?
Not like you would even have much of a military left if it came to war, since most of the members of the Canadian military and Canadian veterans despise Trudeau and do not view him as representative of their country.
>>77283546
I don't mind that the US is becoming less white, just that it's becoming more hispanic.
Not a fan of Chicanos at all.
>>77283358
we should be better than the pakis, not worse. this means clemency for child soldiers.
>>77280959
>My local Wendy's closed
>>77277977
>Canadians