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/cum/ prison edition
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Fuk anime :DDD
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>Threads already dead
I blame fake Dane
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Proxy canadian(aka denmark) ruins /cum/ again, fuck this shit
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*complains about thread*
*bumps it*
heh
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>>77269232
yeah, precisely
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Received a filtered (you)
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don't reckon you did lad
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>Received a filtered (you)
it's (You), dumbass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
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>lad
This isnt /brit/ newfag
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m a t e
l a d
d r a u g s
f r i e n d
b u d d y
b o i
p u i s s
b r o
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>This isnt /brit/ newfag
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I think my Kratom will be coming in the next day or so
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>This isnt /brit/ newfag
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>>77269502
How does that has 200 million views and i've never heard it?
I quit my job as a music critic
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>>77269502
i cry evrytim
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>>77269656
https://youtu.be/KYniUCGPGLs?list=PLDifN5TKcvoVrC0Z2jXfFNGewYkuFqfYz
rahshin babies
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>>77269751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhuFgqj4ms
>copying muh childhood pixar
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>>77269751
Remember when the internet was mostly for English speakers?
I miss those times.
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BUMBAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>77269929
excellent post
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>>77269809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEfV6ND53Z0
>disney
>mine kinderheide folkscountryvillagebergstory copyingen
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>>77269979
>leave the sewing to the women

WTF I LOVE DISNEY NOW!?!!?
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>>77270068
>>77269979
DELET THAT!
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Donating plasma again buds
I'm a hero
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>go to kiss a girl
>bump foreheads

hmm, yes.
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>>77270451
bet you kiss girls faggot
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I become retarded around cute girls. It's not fair.
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>>77270068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HroIRQrrr3A
>pets cat with puppet
>kicks cat with puppet
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EYYY MISTER TAMBORINE MAN PLAY A TUNE FOR ME
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>>77270797
*Play a song for me
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>>77269929
Good post
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>>77270657
girls are pretty dumb too, so it's okay.
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>>77271087
no we aren't
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*flashes his abs in front of your gf*
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One of these mansions is pretty close to me, I had no idea
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>>77271129
girls are dumb. just like my doggy, but i like my doggo despite it.
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Missed me?!
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>tfw no gf
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>>77271373
Yeah
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No (You)s for Europeans
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p-p-plz give me (You)s
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>>77269929
LOVELY POST
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FEELING PRETTY PUMPED THIS MORNING BUDS
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>77271771
STUPID POST
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>>77271802
fake sports
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>>77271636
Hey :)
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>>77271828
shut up maine poster
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>>77271802
>This triggers the plebs
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>>77271892
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>>77271892
did i hear someone say G.O.A.T.?
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CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEL
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>>77271957
What anime is this from
Gonna kill me because i remember the op
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>>77271862
ummmm no :*
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>>77271984
google
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xSxGhlHfc
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>>77272305
Less rings and not nearly as good
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>>77272403

>undefeated in Owls
>played in a league that didnt baby the QB
>played against some of the greatest teams of all time
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>>77272433

also forgot

0(ZERO) ints in the super bowl
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>>77272433
>got to far less owls
>played in a time with no free agency
>played in a time with no salary cap
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Is this autism

https://youtu.be/zHc9kSUlDH0
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>>77272494
Being British = Being Autistic
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Had a dream about France
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>>77272470

he's the GOAT of early football

comparing the two eras is stupid

Brady couldnt survive the league when montana played, Montana couldnt do as well in the current NFL
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>>77272433
>>77272460
>never lost an owl
>still has a worse playoff win percentage than brady who played in 11 more playoff games

>>77272573
Brady played before the new QB rules as well, he won a few superbowls then too.
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I need a birthday gift idea for my pa
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>>77272630

has a worse playoff percentage because he played against teams like the 1986 NY giants and 1985 Chicago bears, considered to be some of the best teams of all time*

>>77272630

>comparing 2000-2003 to the 70's and 80's
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>>77272709
>>comparing 2000-2003 to the 70's and 80's
Considering they had to change the rules because receivers were getting manhandled so badly I think that's pretty fair.

>has a worse playoff percentage because he played against teams like the 1986 NY giants and 1985 Chicago bears, considered to be some of the best teams of all time*
Nice excuse, Brady is accepted as the GOAT universally now, not only at QB but at all positions ahead of LT.
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>>77272772

>nice excuse

holy shit, you're retarded. Try putting Brady against a line of Lawrence taylor and Jim hurst and see how he would do.
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>>77272809
Considering Brady has the quickest release in football history I think he'd do alright.
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Jim Burt*
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>>77272833

considering how fast LT could break a line and brady's recievers would HAVE to be open(and get past the giants corners), Id say he wouldnt
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>comparing lt and brady

This is autism
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>>77272886
Brady's AVERAGE release time is 2.09 seconds.

LT was not consistently get there in less than 2 seconds then nobody would've ever won a game against him. Brady has consistently played against some of the best DBs in NFL history, Revis, Ed Reed, etc.
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>people irl talk about sports and you have no idea
>people on an anime image board do the same
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>>77273018

Ed reed is the only one even slightly comparable to LT, and LT is still better
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>>77273063
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why don't u have an onahole yet
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>>77273083
>comparing a DB and a LB
>comparing a coverage DB to a LB
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>>77273116
I-I can be your onahole anon~
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>>77273141

YOU JUST COMPARED THEM
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my new steam profile
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>>77273116
im satisfief with my dragon dilodo desu
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>>77273167
I compared them to

> recievers would HAVE to be open(and get past the giants corners)
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>>77273163
GAY
>>77273208
no ur not
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>>77273163
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>>77273163
>>77273237
Reddit tier
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>>77273231
>>77273237
>>77273270

You guys are very rude!
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you have 5 seconds to justify being a gayboi
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>>77273289
i like girls, bagina, and sloppy kisses.
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>>77273289
its fun >:3
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>>77273289
Nothing wrong with wanting to be cute!~
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gunna go check on the job be back later buds~

gay bois OUT
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>>77273306
You've never had any of those things so how would you know?
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>tfw ive fapped so many times my dick is red, tender and very sore.
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>>77273368
Pics?
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>>77273361
bit harsh desu
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>>77273400
None for you anon
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>>77273404
i guess he's right though >>77273361
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>>77273430
Pretty please?
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RUNESCAPE MOBILE ANNOUNCED
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>>77273465
STAY AWAY FROM RUNESHIT
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4chan pass was the best purchase i made, because captcha can suck my dick
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>>77273465

fuck off, Jagex
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>>77273488
>>77273518

oldschool runescape*
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*looks at you while eating*
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>>77273452
post thighs

>>77273534
same bad game different skin
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Do some of you literally post here all day?
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>>77273452
Not today, harlot.
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>>77273597
at home
outside
at work
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>>77273584

OSRS is at least a little better than the shit that is RS3
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What are some recognizable /cum/ posters?
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>>77273623
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>>77273647
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>>77273643
Any redditflager, namefag or non NA flag
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>>77273664
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>>77273738
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>>77273772
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>>77273597
yes
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>>77273812
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>>77273886
i-i-i don't want to fight anymore *sniff*
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>>77273928
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>>77273993
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>>77272494
it's quintessential
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*broot*
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>>77272494
>average anon who filters other posters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29xXCZ4lHF4
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put on a good sweat buds

need to replace some of my tools though
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https://streamable.com/b4cle

REMINDER
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Howdy, how do I learn more about Canada? Anyone got good documentaries?
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>>77274678

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0wQI0hUTE
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Two and half hours of wage slaving left
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>>77274496
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i actually cant find that documentary i was thinking about and everything on youtube is about trump and canada

fucking libs
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>filter Denmark
>thread quality skyrockets
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>>77274878
add -trump to your search?
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>>77274438
ill play with you
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wish I could land a job
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are you qualified to work for my company though?
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Holy fuck work is boring
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>>77274944

yes, I swear

please gib employment
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>>77274922
im over it desu
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>manager clocked in half an hour late then left 20 minutes later for an hour during a rush while we were already missing a person
feeling less and less guilty about trying to leave this job every day desu
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>>77274927
move to the midwest
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my legs are still sore
and i was standing all day at work

i need a blowie
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wish this obnoxious fly in my room would land so I could kill it
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>>77275000
Why would you feel guilty about making a life decision bud?
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>>77271984
psycho pass
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>>77274915
it was just a prank, anon
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>>77275000
did you get to transfer to that other shop
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>>77275108

just like in my chinese animes
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>>77275108
me on the right
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>>77275108
me
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>>77274965
Post yfw the new hire immediately tries to usurp the company boss's (that's me) power first day on the job.

Here is my face when that happens.
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>>77275075
because my manager has been pretty good to me
she's changed my schedule up so I only work hours I like and she gave me two days a week off without issue when I told her that 6 days a week was rough on me

>>77275099
not yet
the store isn't open yet so I haven't been able to talk to the manager
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Interview was for 11:30, was not spoken to until 12:30

It went well though, I have high hopes
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>>77275173
The sheep obey the shepherd because they think its being nice to them too. You can't base your life decisions around somebody else who has their own goals in life.
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>>77275168
>Stab the boss in the neck
>Open the emergency door for your friends waiting with weapons outside
>Through brutality bring the other employees in line
>Declare yourself a micronation
>Die in a firefight with the police
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>>77275168
>admire the new hire for his confidence and bravado
>"promote" him, giving him more responsibilities but keeping his pay the same
>continuously overwork him until he gives up and quits
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>>77275185

godspeed, m80
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>>77275017
I've heard of places that hire inmates because nobody else applies. Not sure where though. I think they just suck at hiring people.
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I really want to fuck every woman in my office but I'm literally an autist
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>>77275173
>6 days a week was rough on me
aww little booboo can't work so long
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>>77275222
oh I know
I'm gonna try to transfer regardless but lately I've started to notice that even though she's good to me she's kind of not that good of a manager
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>>77275185
where was the interview
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>>77275315
I thought being a obedient wagecuck that brags about hours worked is an American thing
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>>77275315
Ah yes, the German slave mentality
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>>77275185
good luck anon!
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>>77275292
The women at my office were all ugly.

I'm only going to hire good lucking girls. If they can't do the work at least they can still look good sucking my cock.
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>>77275339
>>77275346
he's just a softy faggot
a literal cocksucker (he's gay)
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>>77275326
Target
they ran out of spots in the position I applied for but I had sat there for like an hour so I decided to interview for another one
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tfw no gf
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>>77275388
never worked retail before, good luck
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>>77275384
>dId u knOw hes GaY lmao!
Pretty sure everyone knew this senpai.
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>>77275441
/gf2017/ isnt over yet
we're gonna make it
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>>77275464
i doubt it
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Fight Feed

Item Run
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What are your thoughts on the minimum wage? Too high? Too low? Is it a good idea to change it now?
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Lai krīt, kas krīt, vēl dzīvi mēs! Vēl mūsu karogs - nesatīts, kam dzīvības un mājas žēl, lai nenāk līdz!
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>>77275480
run
>>77275474
no gf likes a negative nathan
>>77275487
10.10 an hour is pretty good I guess
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>>77275368
There's this one blonde older woman that has a room next to o my desk, late 30s, who has a sort of potted face but she has these mom hips that hnngg
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Newly hired people get so much flak.

It's like college hazing rituals all over again.
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I'm not thic but im not flat. Wat does that make me?
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>>77275487
It should be based on the cost of living per state where it feasibly allows someone working full time to not have to use a lot of government welfare services.
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>>77275487
should be up to cities/counties

federal min is dumb because Bumfuk, Nebraska has different cost of living and job prospects than San Diego or Seattle.
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>>77275507
are you having a stroke again
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>>77275480
Fight you pussy
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>>77275577
nē, man viss ir ok
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>>77275457
and that's how I know you're gay as well
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>>77275346
ミェンミェン
myanmyan
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i don't even type t b h i just type desu now desu
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>>77275644
the best
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Hmppp
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@77275315
Please go back to work and gib me money
then maybe ill let u touch my feet
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>>77275542
average, duh!
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I wanna visit Nippon
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>>77275650
desu
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>>77275650
baka senpai
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Look what i found n the mcdonalds bathroom
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>>77275803
holy fuck why would they arrange the tiles like that?
>>
baka
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>>77275803
POOPOOOOOOO PEEEE PEOEOOOE POEE E POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPTTT PEEEEE PEEEE
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>>77275803
stupid frog poster
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>>77275803
that looks a spraypainted dog turg
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>>77275803
looks like fake poo
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Wrote a cmd script to do my internship job for me lol
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>>77275803

a toilet?
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>ywn shoot up heroin in a mcdonalds bathroom
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>>77275803
Sorry couldn't aim at the toilet :^)
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>>77275885
haha lol
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>>77275879
It isnt
It smells fucking rank
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>>77275969
gross desu
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name one flaw
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eating Honey kix
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>>77275803
>america
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>>77275803
Nice poo poo.
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>>77268780
Who's this Danish guy?
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>>77275969
why is it golden

is it the magic ticket
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>>77275803
Truly the meme king :)
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>>77275995
you mean corn pops...

i went to the Marine Land (like sea world), and you could pay like a dollar to feed bears corn pops. just googled it and found this pic.
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>>77276061
Thanks :)
I try
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>>77276084

I said honey kix and I meant honey kix, leaf
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Cucks.
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>>77276026
Glad you like it dawg
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so this is early morning /cum/
>>
is it misaposting hours already
>>
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Hey I wonder how much data costs when i trav-
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>>77275803
>>77275969

>i'll never make a golden poopy
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>>77276194
just buy a sim in the country you're going to like any sensible human being
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just got the band camp schedule. 10 days in a row of 12 hour days of playing in the hot sun. we get an hour for lunch and an hour for dinner so really it's only 10 hours a day of playing
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wish they'd release a banana flavored coke, desu
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>when footfag is right but you dont want to admit it
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>>77276271
yeah i got some mayonnaise for u
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>>77276328
I just thought I would look, I didn't imagine it would be THIS bad.
But yeah that's what I plan on doing.
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>>77276364
where are you going?
>>
>It's a roommate spends 2 hours getting ready for a date and then is home in 20 minutes episode

I'm ready to beat this faggot. He was hogging the flat the whole day.
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>>77275803
Quality shitpost
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>>77276377
Mexico
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>flat

FOB
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>>77276442
why not come here?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

new disney movie song
>>
>>77276422
>It's a roommate spends 2 hours getting ready
>2 hours
are you living with a woman?
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>>77276488
Mexico is more interesting and cheaper
US is too samey
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>flat
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もしもし
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>Mexico is more interesting and cheaper, US is too samey

WTF? I HATE Canada now!
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WHY CAN'T VATER PITCH MATCH THEIR STICKS
>>
>>77276564
just be careful cana
>>
>>77276648
It's not too bad i've heard, just using common sense will get me pretty far i think
>>
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me on the left
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IIIIII LOVE YOUUUU JEEESUUSS CHRIIIIIIIIIST
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Me and Chef Satania made a burger!
A little taste of the fine life for me :)

Times like this I wish I had a grill.
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>>77276564
yeah will be weird to actually see buildings made from stone right LOL!! LOVE It!
>>
am I supposed to use a fork or a spoon for jello?
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>>77276964
a spoon?
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>>77276909

It cooked up real nice!
I hope you Americans are proud that this little leaf made a nice burger.
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>>77276964
spoon friendo
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>>77276987
that's what I grabbed but I wasn't sure>>77277005
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>>77276909
that patty looks disgusting
did you add oil or is it sweating so much? (e.g. shitty factory patty from the freezer section with 70% liquid seasoning, 25% textured soy and 5% meat (=anus muscle) )
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>>77276738
you are going to come back addicted to heroine
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>>77277076
will probably come back an alcoholic desu
it'll be super fun though
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>>77277004

Satania is proud of herself.
I am aswell.
Hope I can cook up an other fancy feast next month if I have the cash.
>>
just cooked myself some stir fry and got a local bank
>>
JESUUS CHRIIST I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOOOOOO
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>>77277070

It was not disgusting for me.
I only get one fancy food item a month.

I ran out of oil so I used margarine.
It did the job.
>>
not a big fan of socialists buds
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>>77277266
>>
>>77277266
was that thing your fancy food item?
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>>77276579
i can read that desu ne
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>>77277347
>>77276579
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>>77276909
>pre made burger patty
holy shit off yourself bud
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>>77277316

Yes.
I enjoyed it!

I even bought cheese to put on my burgers.
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Mac DeMarco interviews are entertaining
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>>77277347
nice
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The absolute STATE of Black "Culture"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO12BCNUlLU
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hey anonette, lets go get some coffee?
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gay squidward is really creepy
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https://twitter.com/IsDatSpringle/status/886637000543137792

lol
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One day i'll leave you and you'll be SORRY!!!
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>>77277573
the roast is real
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>>77277440
ありがとう ペンシルベニアーくん
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>>77277640
>kun
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please come back to me
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>>77277640
didnt know they had a word for pennsylvania
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>>77276579
>>77277347
>>77277440
>>77277640
>>77277700
>>
scared for my interview, mostly the salary negotiation part
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>>77277741
what
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>>77277736
you can write just about anything in katakana
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
>>
>>77277736
i think that's the other alphabet thats just a phonetic thing for write foreign words
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>>77277819

They want to hire you.
They need to sell the Job to You!
Know this and you will be fine.
>>
日本大好き!
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>>77277929
are you the kazakh
>>
NEW THREAD
>>77277977
>>77277977
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>>77276530
Is your roommate a girl?
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