back to work edition
left or right lads
yuzupon
toil in 23 hours
how 2 get mad dosh?
>>77258794
why not both
>>77258794
depends on yoru features, but i reckon left
if yall got any benefits to spare i'll take em
faggots go home
>promise myself all week i would be fresh this morning for work
>drink two bottles of wine last night fearing toil
ah yes
>>77258827
that always happens if i make a concerted effort to shape up
>>77258827
>wine
fuck off single mother
Cooked the laptop motherboard again, hope it fixes the gpu. Waiting for it to cool down.
business idea: openly drink neat spirits at work
vedgeemite sandwidge
>>77258840
nerd
>>77258840
>tim clean
alri tim
vigmite sendweech
>>77258840
At this point surely you're best just building a new desktop
went for a half hour walk yesterday and i have a blister on my middle toe the size of a golf ball
>>77258840
will be sending this post to the GCHQ
>>77258840
Is overclocking even necessary these days with modern processors?
mondays make me a heckin sad pupper
>go on amazon
>see martin luthers on the jews and their lies
>tons of one star reviews, unverified purchase, oy vey evil anti semitism!!!
die already so i can take your stuff
omfg new episode of Game of Thrones!! who else /hyped up for the new G o T episode/ here?? :D
>>77258887
yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss
Doing it. Pulling a sickie.
>>77258789
I genuinely don't know why you're quoting to the definitions.
>so an ethnically chinese man born here is suddenly ethnically "american" as opposed to han?
I don't even kno what han is, but if he speaks american english and doesn't have the same traditions and language as those "han" people then no, he isn't "han".
>I explained all those words to your child-like mind and you still can't grasp them. this is just sad
no you didn't, you yelled ad hominem even though it didn't happen, and I didn't move the goalpoasts since I've been saying the same thing from the start.
>>77258884
is this before or after he had that dream
>>77258887
*gets schwifty*
>>77258880
unironically heem yourself underage runt
>>77258897
Mr. Nosenberg wont be impressed.
>>77258887
the acting is terrible, sub-par writing, bad aesthetics and color filters
very pleb series
>>77258906
haven't been off ill since January tbqh, i'm in the clear.
>>77258914
don't care x
>>77258887
will unironically be watching it
Back to work after holidays in the Netherlands.
>>77258874
Its not overclocking, its actually a method of temporary repair/relief. He's quite literally cooking it in the oven.
>>77258931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBvMyCQ9-w
Cpu and fan back on...
George A Romero died today/yesterday. Gutted. Used to binge watch all his zombie films as a child, even his recent stuff is pretty cool.
>>77258944
hope you put thermal paste on the chip
imagine living in a dreary shit hole like the uk and not having nice weather or anything
>>77258930
wasn't joking haha
>>77258884
Its on UK amazon with 3 stars. Two 5 star reviews and two 1 star
>>77258945
day of the dead is still visually one of my favorite films
fucking rip that guy, the reason zombies ever became a thing
>>77258955
clear your watched threads you wasteman
>work at a museum info desk
>british lady approaches me looking stressed out
>"oh my goodness, I'm so very sorry to disturb you! Could you please tell me where the toilet is?"
>point her towards the bathroom
>"Thank you so much! Again, extremely sorry to distract you!"
are all brits this polite
downloading got now
dont know what the rest of the night ill do
just see how it gots
>>77258955
>probiotics
purchase prescript assist pro, it's got 27 separate species in it
>>77258953
don't have to imagine, haha x
>>77258900
>so mad he has to bring this argument into the next thread
oh dear
>I genuinely don't know why you're quoting to the definitions.
kek. you're saying that ethnicity and nationality are the same, and I'm saying they aren't, so I quoted some definitions to prove you wrong. then you added the qualifier "w-well in your country they are the same", so let's talk about that
>I don't even kno what han is
oh deary me. this is very sad at this point. han is the largest ethnicity in the world.
>but if he speaks american english and doesn't have the same traditions and language as those "han" people then no, he isn't "han".
hmmm, seems that you are wrong.
>you yelled ad hominem even though it didn't happen
attacking my personal ethnicity as opposed to being objective is indeed an ad hominem.
>I didn't move the goalpoasts
see above. you clearly did and I already explained why.
you are really, really stupid.
>>77258955
Trigger warning on that image pls (/biz/ posts)
Trying to ignore crypto until at least September.
Board back on...
>>77258960
ok i did it (For You)
>>77258964
was trying to figure out if probiotics were just as effective in supplement pills as they are in fermented food, couldn't really find an answer though.
>>77258974
forgot to attach my pic
>>77258967
come live with me and my nice weather x
IT'S OVER NINE THOOOUSSAAAANDDDDD
>>77258999
Oh EFG, can't you do anything right?
>>77258999
>8999
>>77258950
I did x
>>77258957
george a romero didn't do day of the dead and it is not very good. literally all his films are much better.
>>77258993
fermented food will bring you far larger quantities of beneficial probiotics than any suppement it's just that you've got to eat them on a regular basis
and it's hard to find good organic sauerkraut or kimchi in a bottle so you've got to make your own
>>77258940
Didn't do any of this. Walked down it down though.
>>77258955
>that thread watch list
I don't do laundry; I just buy new. Thailad can have my hand-me-downs whenever.
>>77259015
>george a romero didn't do day of the dead
What timeline are you currently in?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088993/
>>77259014
Good lad, you need a desktop. Laptop tinkering is horrible.
>>77259030
t-thanks
do you really believe probiotics?
>yo doc! keep gettin the shits. what? i need to fill my gut with millions of tiny bugs? sign me up!
Monarchy is one of the best forms of government
War and inequality is good
Life as a peasant in certain areas was comfy
Eygpt mainly in the upper nile probably had lots of black people
Constantinople is overrated and had to fall along with the Byzantine Empire
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was a mistake
simple as
dyeing my my lids
>>77259023
kek, i stayed up until like 2 or 3am shitposting about the cryptocrash on /biz/
>>77258962
Yes.
>>77259036
The spastic is probably talking about the 2008 one
>>77259036
oh my bad. i havent actually seen this. there was a really crap zombie film called day of the dead more recently, and it was crap.
>>77259045
did you see this a lot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg
used to see it all the time when I browsed /biz/ a year ago and people were fudding for no reason about the regular ups and downs of crypto
>>77258974
>so mad he has to bring this argument into the next thread
I'm bored, what am I supposed to do?
>kek. you're saying that ethnicity and nationality are the same, and I'm saying they aren't, so I quoted some definitions to prove you wrong. then you added the qualifier "w-well in your country they are the same", so let's talk about that
no, we were talking about a specific subject (don't know if it was you or whatever) that was 1/2 irish 1/4 italian and 1/4 english, in that case, ethnicity is nationality because he's american, why you had to bring up definitions and shit I seirously don't know
>hmmm, seems that you are wrong.
not an argument
>attacking my personal ethnicity as opposed to being objective is indeed an ad hominem.
when did that happen? I think you're too sensitive, I'm really sorry that you're not ethnically irish, english and italian all at the same time as you so want to be, but that's how life works, you're ethnically american, and your ethnicity was literally the argument, so that can't be an ad hominem.
Almost done
>>77259071
>77259071
cayate estupido indio y sudaca
I WANT AN ANGLO BF !
shoop da woop imma firin mah laz0rrr!!!
>>77259053
the 1980s day of the dead is top tier atmosphere visuals and storyline
it's right up there with my favorite horror films, the acting is a little hit or miss but overall the movie holds up pretty well you should definitely watch it on a late night when you get the chance
>all the GoT posts on facey
hmmm, the proles are rather uppity today.
1 gf please
If I have to work another day I think I'm going to go completely BONKERS
>>77259104
ah ha ha mondays amirite? hang in there man!
>>77259083
You gonna be catching GoT tonight? Gonna have a proper lush night in like xx
ANGLO BF NOW, ANGLO BF NOW ANGLO BF NOW ANGLO BF NOW !!!!
>>77259017
It's annoying because I can't find any info about what quantities of functional microorganisms are in certain fermented foods, but I did find a review of what microorganisms are in different fermented foods which is helpful.
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/149b/4d69b496d4ed137af573ec16d1fc54ee8a14.pdf
>>77259066
There weren't many optimists in /biz/ last night, mostly saw pink wojaks and general uncertainty about the value of cryptocurrencies. It was good fun.
>>77259086
Would you like a penis with that?
some people fink im bonkers
but i just fink im free
man im just livin my life theres nuffing crazy bout me
>>77259117
heyy x
>>77259116
no getting a good nights sleep going skiing tomorrow x
*pays for thrills*
you aint shit. you. yeah you. you aint shit. youre garbage.
>>77259131
FOS (fuck off skier)
>>77259145
hi poosie
>>77259071
>no, we were talking about a specific subject (don't know if it was you or whatever) that was 1/2 irish 1/4 italian and 1/4 english
no we weren't. I said
>ethnicity not nationality
you said
>actually ethnicity is nationality, you're thinking of race.
up until that point we weren't disputing my personal ethnicity or nationality.
jesus you are thick
>not an argument
how do you explain this image then? >>77258995
hmmm, maybe you're wrong
>your ethnicity was literally the argument
no it wasn't. the argument started when you said "actually ethnicity is nationality, you're thinking of race." that was not in the context of me personally, that's why I am quoting definitions yet you continued to argue about my personal ethnicity.
really interesting how the mind of an idiot works
>>77259120
go on then haha
>>77259156
you want the good girl
but you need the bad josie
just did a little silent fart
WINTER HAS COME
>>77259159
hmm nice dissertation there, loser
>>77259119
>It's annoying because I can't find any info about what quantities of functional microorganisms are in certain fermented foods
It all changes with the ingredients and fermentation but the goal is really to crowd out troublesome bacteria so that native gut bacteria can repopulate
all i know is that it's probably a more efficient route to prepare and ferment kimchi or sauerkraut as they'll always have more overall cfus because of the amount of food (unless you eat like a couple of bites)
oh and if you decide to ferment kimchi, never use fish sauce
twenty good men
>>77259165
pics of your ankles pls
bithc josy
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
>>77259188
sorry mate im the good josie
wait til after the watershed
who the fuck is josie
Ladies and gentlemen, the watershed has been posted.
is day of the dead the one where they get trapped underground in this sort of lab complex with two exits on either end and some guy gets ripped in half?
quite a lot of pain under my armpit
*groan*
yep
alright
okay thailad thanks
bastrad thilad
>>77259245
have you ever met someone named wang king
Let's see those ankles luv
>>77259267
>>77259268
AHHHH...AHAHAHAHHA
>>77259270
I haven't
cor love doing drugs and shagging
will most likely sleep only one hour today haha
thailad is a real thai person pretending to be british
>>77259127
please be my british bf, are you a brit (white) ?
>>77259293
delet this
>>77259270
when i worked in a hotel i checked in someone called peeping wang. whole new level of service with a smile
kero kero bonito is a meme band
if thailad sucked a cock he'd be thaibender
>>77259305
nah im just kidding youre a different asian. youre a hMONG.
me and a mate
>>77259120
Be careful what you wish for
first time posting myself, be nice :/
>>77259281
liar
>>77259293
not quite
'Thailad' is some gimp that works in a Tescos in Sheffield and lives an imaginary life via a Thai proxy service.
And it works again!
Had a bit of a scare when it wasnt getting power for some reason
Time for a ciggy lol x
if thailad had a banana he'd be thaifruit
>>77259306
I knew a Human Yagubi, his real name.
>>77259326
need you out of business
>>77259335
I have grapes rn
>>77259321
all the pumpkin kids pumpkin pumpin kids faster than my bollet
morning lads
morning nonce
>>77259334
Well done lad x
>>77259224
AI system developed at York Uni to simulate female interaction, which is being tested in /brit/ of all places (under the NZ flag)
WILLIES WILLIES
I LOVE WILLIES
if thailad enjoyed watching his gf get fucked by another man he'd be thaicuck
>>77259359
is josie a real feminine AI?
josie are you cute? i need to know whether you matter or not as a distinct brit personality.
if thailad went away he'd be byelad
if thailad smoked bongs he'd be highlad
if thailad had an umbrella he'd be drylad
if thailad played rugby he'd be trylad
if thailad was a nonce he'd be thailad
>>77259376
>if thailad played rugby he'd be trylad
he'd be a twinky little halfback who offloads immediatly after the ruck
Having a big willy has not helped me one tiny bit in getting sex
At least girls with big tits can show em off
>>77259304
You have been rused, for I was merely pretending to be gay for attention
>>77259376
>>77259381
>>77259384
haha yeh, so what kind of phone do you have?
My phone is magic, but the only magic it knows is "cast screen"
I wish I was Sophie Turner's panties
I wish I was Sophie Turner's panties
I wish I was Sophie Turner's panties
>>77259400
not allowed one, i just go everywhere with the gf
>>77259400
redmi note 4, before you write an entire thesis on my consumer choice bare in mind I will NOT be reading it.
why couldnt hellen keller drive?
you boys seen that ludicrous display last night?
>>77259423
nah the old ball and chain made me visit her folks.
im going to split your belly like an old womans purse
>>77259435
normie cockhead
>>77259435
bender runt
>>77259417
You're perhaps one of the more baffling posters here.
>>77259418
don't actually really care t?bh
>>77259449
ah ha ha normie? nah i only got three hours of sleep pfft!
>Lord Raglan, overall commander of the British forces, had intended to send the Light Brigade to prevent the Russians removing captured guns from overrun Turkish positions, a task well-suited to light cavalry. However, due to miscommunication in the chain of command, the Light Brigade was instead sent on a frontal assault against a different artillery battery, one well-prepared with excellent fields of defensive fire.
haha what are we like eh
>>77259484
are you the new wiki spammer? fuck off.
havent had my coffee yet :/
>>77259397
please don't play with me
>>77259375
she's still in her early testing phase hence why all her posts are incoherent and highly autistic
>>77259358
thanks
i do have a desktop as well, just wanted to fix the laptop too
>>77259511
grrrrrrr >:(
shan't be dignifying the yank with a (you)
coyotes are at it again, either that or an injun warband
*enters /brit/*
just saw thailad on reddit
anyone got the game recorded on dvr?
>>77259540
*bows down instinctively*
>>77259512
why would you want an anglo bf
>>77259551
*pisses and shits myself*
freezing my little white dick off
mkaign te
just saw thailad on the darkweb
hmm yes yes the fools who would only recognize a material (You)--they must live such empty lives for they gauge reaction only by the most explicit venues ... only I have unlocked the secret of the implied (You), the transcendent force of wrathful and concealed reaction.
>>77259565
pics
>>77259593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU
>>77259523
ah right, fair play
Well I've pulled a sickie lads, i've done it.
Here's what I'm gonna do
>eggs on toast for breakfast
>gym
>lunch
>go read in the park if the weather is still nice
>clean room
>cook dinner
>try not to think about the ex gf or my unsatisfactory career haha
>>77259596
wont
>>77259619
fuck off normal cunt
literally
fuck
off
/brit/ parts for me like the red sea yet they would claim indifference only because they do not touch me.
>>77259630
>>>/r9k/
do one.
>>77259644
child
working out but not getting more attractive
kurva anyátok
killing cats
why couldn't I have lived in the 1950s
>>77259651
got tea but want vodka beer or wine
>>77259671
you would be a lee harvey oswald tier loner in the 1950s
Dad just called my travel satchel a purse. He hasn't seen me in 6 months and the first thing he does is make me feel bad for having a container for possession I take on the go.
>>77259681
I'm a normie by /brit/ standards so I doubt that
a prince such as I. a prince such as I, to be confined to this lair of britons, is a fate befit for a peasant.
busiess idea
never done sex
buisness idea
to reply, but not to link, to dampen with the censor of extraneous numerals or to injure the ">>" is to prostrate and shy away from the ineffable--a sign of respect, and it is what you must do to me...
absolute love the rise in the cost of living lads
great to see my salary's value fall further!
>>77259772
voted leave just to see posts like this
just need a chubby gf with a massive ass and huge tits that will sit on my face daily
>>77259784
fuck off yank
>>77259784
'ce
>>77259784
>tfw no chubby female to take your virginity.
job interview tomorrow
can you imagine that? I am quite literally convincing companies to take my free time away
haha! what a crazy world we live in
>>77259784
THISs
H
I
S
>>77259779
Thanks friend!
>>77259807
why don't you find a job you enjoy?
>>77259827
>Enjoying having to take 8 hours out of your day 5 days a week, for almost every week until you're 70 years old (given how pension ages are rising)
its not even about enjoying the job or not - that is a hell of a commitment for a thing you enjoy.
shit i don't think i could commit to doing something like that for any of my other hobbies. couldn't go to the gym or play the guitar 8 hours a day 5 days a week. but filing shit on excel? sure that's GREAT!
>>77259827
I enjoy the job that I'm interviewing for but there's things I'd rather be doing
bellend smells exactly like a sock
>>77259838
>>77259843
don't care
>>77259556
anglo boys are cute
business idea: make New York baseball but instead of New York, it's "Jew Pork" with a picture of a pig with a yarmulke and peyots.
>The economists were all just lying!
*pays more for even the most basic groceries*
ahh yes
>>77259887
baseball caps*
>>77259870
yeah if you're blind
want vodka
>>77259892
whinge some more you sniveling little runt
sniffing
>>77259922
ok
>muh bus
*proceeds to cut the NHS budget*
ahh yes
>>77259900
you are cute
Why are people from the south of England so stupid?
>>77259943
you realize brexit hasn't happened yet right?
>>77259943
anyone who didn't realise Vote Leave weren't in charge of national policy deserves to be shot in the street if I'm being honest
>>77259976
and if you're not being honest?
>>77259981
Then they deserve an extra £350m put into the NHS budget each week
óÓÒò furry pride óÓÒò
>>77259976
no one was in charge of national policy in the contigent case that brexit won though?
literally amidst a leadership crisis for the last year or so.
>>77259964
you realise the impacts are already starting to set in?
>companies leaving
>weird unforeseen obstacles like euratom or the air-travel agreement thing
>political chaos
>cost of living rising
>>77260011
literally me
touched my bellend
>>77260013
>no one was in charge of national policy in the contigent case that brexit won though?
vote leave was a single issue campaign group, it has all but been disbanded after the result
there's no way they could drive policy
>>77260013
don't just say "brexit" then, because brexit hasn't happened yet. none of these are effects of brexit
i'm touching my bengis while browsing /brit/
it feels like masterbating to all of you at the same time !
what an honor !
not a furry just love the porn simple as
>>77260060
went to a furry convention in a hot dog costume and was fucking around
they were not impressed to say the least
Physically cannot stop getting tinder matches lads, they crave the BWC
>>77260013
pretty sure this is the same spacker who literally cannot stop moaning about leaving
Physically cannot stop getting tinder matches lads, they crave the BYC
>>77258773
thank god it's monday right lads?
the bf
I'm watching a Rom-Com. Don't usually indulge in such frivolities, but it's weird how every male character is one dimensional, looks perfect, and is only there for the clearly leargely female audience to stare at.
>>77260157
stop posting this image
after the volley dubs aimed at him that week
we came back with a brand new track by wiley
The only thing that bothers me about leaving is where this country is supposed to go afterwards. We have no real relationships anywhere else and now we'll have a hostile continent fifty miles from dover
>>77260161
have you seen my darling is a foreigner
>>77260168
no it only gets funnier the more i post it
had a dream that there was an infestation of baby badgers in my house and they were capable of crawling on walls and ceilings and things, and I was trying to whack them with a broom but they were very agile and very well attached to the ceiling and walls
it was hellish
>>77260203
I'm not up to speed on my Romantic Comedies, being a straight male and all.
jesus christ
glad I binned this off a few years back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM-sCf2LDcs&feature=youtu.be
>>77260227
not sure what you mean
An unusual amount of trannies on tinder today
got all my mates to join Swedish tinder
haven't had a match on tinder in weeks. I swipe until I can't anymore every day hahaha state of me
got decent looking girls respond to me on tinder but i never really spoke to them even once getting replies.
love fanies
alright nobody post
cum is a surprisingly strong smell
*farts a little*
>>77260481
*captures it in an empty jam jar*
Someone ITT should spoof their Tinder location to Raqqa and post profiles
>>77260527
give me a minute, I'll do it
>>77260051
why dont you post some cute lads then baka
>>77260553
>ywn be a hollywood actor and paid get paid to roid
Mosul
>avoidable and pointless fall in the real vaĺùe òf mý iñcome
>"stop moaning"
WTF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS TURN!!?!
>>77260616
fucking hell, haven't heard a word out of him since My Family
Raqqa qt
>>77260637
>he hasn't seen Death In Paradise
it's Nickkino (even though he's not playing Nick)
>>77260637
I only know him from DIP
unironically think it was supposed to be hillary's turn
btw im a girl now
>>77260659
>>77260681
>>77260681
howling
Good girl
>>77260661
>dyke haircut
>brows
dropped
>>77260688
>>77260691
it's not even fake lmao
https://twitter.com/edwardrussell/status/886653393879650305
he's an executive for doctor who
>>77260705
*superlikes*
>>77260705
Ah yes, the "American" phenotype
>>77260774
she's obviously mexican
>>77260717
>Tweets will largely be: Pop music, TV, Doctor Who, my cats, LGBT, politics or hair.
did NOT see that coming
>>77260785
dreamer*
>>77260717
women being actors is apparently a new concept?
>>77258794
The right one, Tim
>>77260593
>Denmark