/brit/

just did a poo on the sofa

first posting

Absolutely hate chebs lads, just don't like the look of em simple as, it'd drive me doopin mental if one of you posted a picture of some, especially big ones those are the worst, I'd just blow a gasket simple as that

anyone fancy pissing up my arse, need to reset my pH

>>77242330
nu shur if i fire 5 shot or 6
a=sk urself punk
feeling lucky tonight?

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When I whip my driving licence out as ID when I go out in London the locals gather around, wide-eyed and in awe, like I've just pulled out the ark of the covenant or something.

>What is this... strange document? Why does it glitter and change as I turn it from side to side?

I explain that it means I have permission from the state to operate a motor vehicle.

Their eyes glaze over and it's clear they can't quite understand, so I motion for them to step outside and point towards one of the large red buses filled with Asian and African people.

>it's like one of those, except smaller and it's only used by me and a small number of passengers. And rather than follow a predetermined route I can drive it wherever I want whenever I want.

They marvel at how someone could be so wealthy as to own their own personal bus, and so intelligent as to be able to operate one. I'm about to explain that car ownership is actually rather normal outside the capital but there is suddenly an acid and shooting attack so we have to run back inside and take cover and I lose my train of thought.

>>77242352
pics x

stroking my cat haha

*uses psyonic brain waves to induce hemorrhaging in my cat's brain*

hmmm... not sure if he likes it

>>77242347
nah i'm out of date on the lore lad
any new characters or story arcs?

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yuzu

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Banana bread?!

love drinking cider and red wine x

why didn't you make it pickle rick edition

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alri

>>77242386
yeah alright

/tv/ mods absolute DESPISE me

>>>/tv/85033821

404'd within seconds

feeling down lads

someone post something funny

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>>77242379
have a cute lad instead then

>>77242418
That looks like a cup of the crap that keeps building up on the bottom of my pond.

>>77242431
what was it lad

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>>77242431
What was it, lad?

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rate the 'er

>>77242439
post the other 18? x

>>77242418
hah, its mac - we meet again. she my waifu from 2012 to 2014.

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>>77242435

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attendance at my place of employment expected upon the song of the morning-bird..

>>77242457
... black cat ...

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>>77242452
>>77242454

>>77242468
howling

>>77242460
state status: absolute

anyone want to post some party rocker threads on /tv/

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>>77242435

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>>77242478
ah, thanks for reminding me

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>Be on night out
>Go outside for cigarette on my own
>Girl who is at least a 7/10 arrives with her friends
>Walks over to me and asks me for light even though her friends are smoking
>Instead of returning to her friends, starts chatting to me and asking me all kinds of questions
>Keeps giving me "that look" that a girl who is interested in you gives you
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>Politely indulge her in conversation but have my guard totally up, showing no signe of interest
>Don't ask for her number
>Head back inside as soon as I finish my cigarette
>Spend the rest of the night feeling ashamed that while other people at my age have already gotten married and had kids, including a few of my friends, I'm a total pussy when it comes to talking to women

runt self-test:
>gf
>job
>degree
>loving family
>active, varied social life
>large savings
>handsome

but:
>manlite (5'9)
>slightly tubs

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>>77242435

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>>77242464
mate I have hundreds of poorly titled cute and hot lads

Business idea:

/Britv/ (brit /tv/, not brit /v/)

>>77242503
what a retard my god

>>77242529
HE

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>>77242435

>>77242529
HE

just purchased euro truck simulator 2, lads

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anime

tried smoking dabs the other day lads
gets you really stoned obviously but it's just such a kerfuffle
gonna keep blazing zoots

>>77242592
good lad
make sure to make good use of the steam workshop and ETS2 MP
The map expansion DLC's are possibly some of the only DLC's that are actually worth buying

>>77242535
post a beefy cuddly fuzzball guy

>>77242592
Good lad. Be prepared for a fun 10 hours, then 40 hours of pure suffering, then 60 hours of MAD DOSH

watching hajime no ippo

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mum doesn't trust me with the sharp knives anymore

>>77242511
get your testosterone and you'll be naturally fucking bitches over time

reminder that Ian Wright had a TV show once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhntFJ4nv8A

>plus he was baneposting before baneposting even existed

>>77242590
fucking hell I remember that day

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>>77242626

>>77242590
>3.53mb
nono, shan't be wasting my data on this nonsense

>>77242633
you've played that much? thats a fuckload of hours spent pretending to be a truck.

>>77242660
He had a chat show in the mornings before Jeremy Kyle became huge too

>>77242592
>euro truck simulator 2
Is this good without the DLC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8dAnlD51o

WEW LADS
>>>/tv/85031991

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>>77242677
ah i love that pic
you probably saved it off me originally haha

>>77242457
*Licks nipples*

Ohhh. Miaou my dear amour, Mon petit chat, ahhh je t'aime

>>77242677
thanks a lot, asshole. my parents walked in on me masturbating to this and now they think i'm gay. take this to an NSFW board

tfw you lose an argument so badly you just close the thread

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>>77242592
Wouldn't have hurt to wait for a sale, but good on you.

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>>77242681

>>77242351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVaAtIkKs60

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>>77242740
happened last week

>>77242711
daaaaaaammm

that girls a freak. i like it

>>77242711
literally who

>>77242740
>thinking anyone "wins" by arguing on 4chan

>>77242711
OH SHI-

>>77242740
>tfw you're in a heated argument and write a reply but after clicking Post you notice a typo or you notice that you've forgotten to attach the picture that you wanted to send with it so you close the thread

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>>77242722
actually got it off /tv/ ages ago

>>77242795
girl from modern family, read the thread

>>77242803
Sni-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D3K90VZDmk

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Reminder that Latam is heaven.

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>>77242740
tfw you insult someone's intelligence but make a typo

>>77242711
Who is this?

>>77242749
>Wouldn't have hurt to wait for a sale
It's on sale right now, lad. £3.74 (4.27 Euro) for the base game.

>>77242828
don't watch that show

>>77242820
my body is close to looking like that.

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>>77242812
>arguing something
>getting BTFO
>call the guy a fag
>close thread, clear history
never lost an argument

>>77242740
>shitpost about OP
>realise you've made a mistake just as stupid as OP's mistake
thats the thread closed there haha

>>77242711
cheers

literally wouldn't hear about these leaks any more unless someone posts them here

that's how shit 4chan has become. can't even post actress nudes on a fucking imageboard

>>77242711
dont know who that is

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>>77242878
Prove it x

>>77242514
>job
>degree
>6'2
>handsome
>athletic physique
>10k in savings

but
>just got BTFO of £800 in Ethereum
>gf dumped in a few weeks ago

>>77242865
Wasn't aware. Bought it for 4.50€ or something during a christmas sale two and a half years ago. The sales aren't what they used to be.

>>77242836
would rather not know what the things that end up in my chili get up to prior to ending up in said chili

>>77242836
CUTE

>>77242923
>gf dumped in a few weeks ago
CHAD BTFO

>>77242920
nah

>>77242511
Never going to get better if all you do is come here and troll for sympathy

ETS2 is one of those games you have to play to understand.

>>77242897
4chan has become shit BECAUSE of actress nudes
thats where the first mass newfag immigration came from

>>77242740
>In a heated argument
>The other poster brings up a really good point
>Spend ten sweaty panicked minutes thinking about how your going to refute it

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>>77242740
i always get in a huff when i lose an argument on here

Pretty scary how easy it is to dox someone. You can find out where someone works after just being given their first name and nothing else.

why do actors almost never have their nudes leaked?

thought id play a little minecraft for the first time in a while but mojang wont let me redownload my account because its too old and i dont remember which email i used

stay tuned for more

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>>77242836

>>77242963
my mates call me an autist for playing it but someone bought it and realised why I played it

it's just so fucking comfy

Finished Max Payne 2 , next weekend I'll finally start Max Payne 3

>>77242965
nah think that was chanology mate

feel still a bit hangover

>>77242976
>The other poster brings up a really good point
Hasn't happened to me on 4chan yet. Then again I like to pick easy targets like Americans who just keep repeating their ignorant opinions.

>5'7
>earn £21,000k at 23 years old in London
>hairline is receding extremely quick
>hemorrhaging social life
>office runt/easy target beta male

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>playing ets2
>turn off speed limiter
>bombing it down motorways and side roads at 80mph weaving and tipping as I go

>>77242976
>your
just close the tab and never come back

>>77242982
*doxes you*
don't mess with me sunshine

>>77242836
so cute :3 they went doopin' mental!

>>77243025
>gif
fuck off

Just made a Bombay bad boy pot noodle and didn't use any of the chili sauce

>>77242982
also by the fact they put every single detail of their lives online

>>77243014
WE

>people talking about how great their lives are on 4chan
Every time

>>77243025
madman
I loved getting the Volvo with the big engine and go zooming around the 'dam

thoughts on my new tripname?

>>77242965
lol

4chan has many waves of reddit/9fag/ebaums migrations before the fappening, not denying it made the website worse but it was in decline for years before then

still no excuse for banning those threads. same as the fact you can't post actress threads on /tv/ any more, the board is literally full of generals for the lamest normie shows and eternal capeshit. 4chan as a whole has become so diluted and boring that it's nothing like the website was even 5 years ago

>>77243085
I'm a ghost, I'd never be found

>>77243019
next time abstain from drinking and seek wisdom in scripture

business idea: original curry pot noodle, but without the noodles

I just want the powder stuff to add hot water too and drink that like a soup

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>>77243025
Not very simulative, my man.

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can't get a gf if you have no friends

can't acquire friends if you don't have a social circle

lmao just told my my mum to cook me a full dinner and the cheeky cow tried to come with some bullshit about she's already cooked and I said I didn't want anything
thought fuck this and just belted her round the face, she purposely fell to floor and started fake crying so I gave her a few kicks in the head while she was down there

just went back downstairs and she's squirted red sauce all over herself and was pretending not to breathe and that hahahahaha what a fucking drama queen

NOT a fan of getting a haircut and having to wash the little hairs out after

>>77242982
>save someone's image
>search it in the archive
>refine by filename
>see all of one person's posts with the attached image

thats why i change my filenames up every now and then

>>77243126
That's called curry powder petal xxx

>>77243129
how about I stimulate you instead?

>there are people out there who play ETS2 at the speed limits

best part of the game was grinding for a truck then flipping it on the first test drive and ending back at square one

>>77243125
post tit cartoons

>>77242740
Historical arguments are the worst.

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i use 4-5 different internet names and identities to avoid being doxxable

as time goes on i keep forgetting which aspects of my life belong to each identity though, so they are bleeding into each other a bit which is bad

reckon someday im going to need to put aside a week or so and start my internet presence over again from scratch

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>>77243166
Why would anyone want to do that?
What if someone saves an image with the same filename?

>>77243170
nah it's not the same

>>77243218
For what? Are you an NSA whistleblower or just a shitposting neet

>>77243220
alright James D_______, from Manchester

Business idea: /brit/ goes on general strike, the economy grinds to a halt

hahaha need a beer

>>77242982
>Pretty scary how easy it is to dox someone. You can find out where someone works after just being given their first name and nothing else.

No you really can't.

don't see how you can get doxxed on 4chan unless you're being a dipshit

>>77243267
OH FUCK PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

Business idea: rent my arsehole out to Turkish sailors

wonking my willoi

>>77242982
Freddie
Asda

Go on, dox me :0

>>77243266
its sort of a fun hobby to somewhat lock down my online security
setting up my own VPNs, removing botnets from my computer, giving fake names and emails, assigning my different identities character traits and quirks, its all quite fun

and it might be useful in case i ever do decide to do something illegal - under the new Snoopers Charter the government keeps your browsing history for ever instead of just 2 years

surely some women are into easygoing guys who like to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie and are sweet to them in the same way some men are into women who beat them up and boss them around?

>tfw 4chanx has a filename randomizer

>>77243303
thought I doxxed myself once because I posted a picture I posted on the 'dit

>>77243166
>>save someone's image
>>search it in the archive
?

>>77243333
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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>>77243309
I'm thinking of doing that but with Turkish wrestlers?

house of cards looks like a really cringey sort of show

>>77243333
women like bad men

>>77243333
correct
but you wont find those women on tindr or at a club, willya you daft ponce

>>77243166
4chan X has a feature that automatically randomises your filenames

>download Steam
>download Crusader Kings 2
>PC not modern enough to play it

>>77243370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQNcxHsxu1s

it's fun in a campy way

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What's REALLY scary is how easy the government or really anyone can plant CP on your computer and ruin your life.

Or how they can stab you to death if you anger them somehow.

I don't have a social media presence of any sort

not being contrarian or anything (actually think social media is more a good thing than bad), just never really got into it and probably too late to try and shoehorn my way into it at this stage considering how quickly the whole platform changes on a whim

I like twitter though but don't have an account myself

>>77243365
me on the bottom

>>77243303
1. Have an unique username/steam name
2. google said username
3. If you're an idiot, you get doxxed.
4. If you're not, all they get is stale shitposting

>>77243435
'e

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>>77243370
Was just going to post that

>>77243435
not mine
its encrypted to the nines

even if they do plant it they wont be able to find it again

business idea: Every MSM starts to actually makes copious amounts of fake news to further the agenda of their benefactors. Throw the whole world into a chaos where no one believes anyone.

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>searching filenames gets you doxxed
uh no
it just reveals how much of an autist you are

>>77243435
>n-no the government put terabytes of CP on my laptop!
not falling for it leaf

wanted to watch baby driver this weekend but the local cinema was only showing planet of the apes

>>77243499
Laughing

>>77243370
house of cards is literally a weird reddit soap opera set in politics-city.

but people watching it act as though its like how politics actually happens.

why is every guy on love island a deano and why is every female creaming themselves over said deanos? is being deano the only way forward?

>>77243402
its over kathy i have the high ground

>>77243499
Someone do this with the Bradleyposter

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And Townsville lined the footpaths as we marched down to the quay
This clipping from the paper shows us young and strong and clean
And there's me in me slouch hat with me SLR and greens
God help me - I was only nineteen

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i am watching your posts, sven

>>77243508
Fantastic film, spent half of it trying to figure out if I'd fuck Ansel Elgort
I think I might do, I don't know

>>77243499
CREASING O MY DAYS

anyone remember the cuckio meme

https://imgur.com/a/Ind56

>>77243453
this is why you should either use a different handle for everything or have your handle be a normal name or word

I went by the handles of Shakespeare characters for a while (Balthazar, Fyodor, Paris, etc) which if you google just throw up literary analsys and/or historical figures

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tea

please don't dox me

still perplexed by the deano meme

>get fucked
>2 hours later fart out a load of lube

every time

>>77243581
nice little boobs imo

anyone remember the jalfrezi meme?

im pretty much the anti-thesis of a deano

>>77243616
hate this
i also hate how sometimes i have an anal queef if the guys dick is very big, its supet embarassing

>>77243608
You're a Yank, you wouldn't understand the nuances of British classism.

>>77243581
Whats up with th at guy with 2 cocks

>>77243302
A LEAF

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

>>77243608
retard

>>77243616
>>77243647
ah yes I miss my uni days

>>77243647
>anal queef

its called a fart

>>77243672
rolling shutter effect

>>77243679
terrible yank meme, dont use it again

>>77243647
I like the noises :x

>>77243554
bit gay

>>77243616
>>77243647
christ
>>>/lgbt/

just forgot the cuckio meme

cant believe actual active homosexuals post here

why would you let someone bum you

>>77243616
gay people are vile

>>77243584
Seriously, why? It's only two pieces of plain toast, slathered in rotten read beans in a grotesque fashion. There's no art, no symmetry, nothing pleasing to the eye, nose, nor mouth. Then you stick a pickle on it like Moses. Why? and why the book? You learning what time it is while you eat a bean sandwich? I think it's time for you to get a clue, and buy some real food for learn to cook. Nice fraud silverware as well. It doesn't have the right sheen to be real silver

>>77243713
it's an aussie meme, reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU

o my gad

>>77243647
>>77243616


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbFhjoJwRys

hate spilling my woes to my mum because she always gets too over sympathetic and treats me like a child

the other day i was talking to her about how miserable my job is making me and SHE started crying. like cheers mum, thanks for being this pillar of support

Pretty drunk and lonely. Wish I had a second bf.

>>77243793
Had a wank to this before desu

>>77243129
Yeah it is, I was driving my assault lorry like any quintessentially French man would do.

if sue discovered asmr and made her own channel that would be the dream

Realistically there's no harm that can occur from a doxxing unless they have evidence of a crime or you being an extreme autist

>>77243707
go ahead and explain the deano meme, i guarantee you don't understand it

why's it so difficult to meet girls lads?

I'm unironically an 8 or 9/10.

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had a threesome last year

i like to screenshot the text messages we exchanged while organising it, crop the timestamp out and then post it on 4chan pretending its happening right now
done this about 8 times probably

i think the cumulative enjoyment from all that shitposting probably outweighs the enjoyment i got from the actual threesome haha

ETS2 mod with migrants at the Calais port when?

>>77243793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YPTUWxK5s

>>77243868
post face

find it a bit bizarre that you look through a girls Instagram and probably see her entire relationship history

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>>77243835

>>77243857
if multiple strangers told a normie their son was posting childporn online theyd believe it even if it wasnt true

>get fucked missionary or with me on top
>don't feel a thing
>get fucked from behind
>instantly start involuntarily moaning like a little slut and it feels incredible

makes you think

>>77243874
Wow, I care

there are loads of flying ants outside wtf

>>77243874
wish I could have one

>>77243868
Doubt it aha

>>77243859
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her job as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Jezza to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

any monstrously heartless, entirely profit-driven corporations here?

quite in the mood to sell myself out rn

>>77243889
not gonna do that pal

>>77243917
try getting fucked with your feet by your ears
AMAZING

makes me scream

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https://clyp.it/2nkum4hk?token=271d139611b1e578f3a34b492d93c20b

making good progress

>>77243946
yes hello i'm coca cola

>>77243874
>>77243647
>>77243616
hello leftypol

>>77243917
I need to test this with you, reckon I could get you moaning like a bitch whichever way I fucked you

>>77243945
that's not explaining it, you've just reposted some deano copypasta you idiot.

explain why that's funny

>shag a guy
>he starts moaning like a woman
>dick gets harder
>he moans even more
>dick gets even harder

>>77243994
>he doesn't find stereotypes funny

Alri autismo

>exbf fucks me with his 6 incher
>makes me moan and my eyes roll up into my head

>newbf fucks me with his 8 incher
>just hurts

hmm

*night time rolls around*
*switches themes to tommorow*
ahh, that's easier on the ol' 'yes

>>77243972
virus do not click

evening

>>77243915
By that logic everyone with an Instagram, LinkedIn and Facebook account could have their lives ruined...

>>77244046
shalom

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>there are ACTUAL benders in this thread right now, like actual knob gobblers

WTF

>>77244046
post fucking machines

>>77243964
tried this but it gets uncomfortable after a while, whereas with doggy you can just point your bum in the air, bury your head in the pillow and let him go to town and enjoy yourself
>>77243987
b-bet you're wrong... ;x

>>77243994
it's stereotyping a lower middle class deano. not much to expain

>>77244058
secretly some of them are girls, but they don't want to reveal that they're girls

>>77244019
got an eight inch cock and new I feel insecure
>>77244014
as a gay virgin you're making me very sad and lonely

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In honour of Game of Thrones returning tonight, I've drawn a portrait of Maisie Williams from Game of Thrones.

It's not amazing but I'm just a beginner, don't be too harsh please.

>>77244014
literally felt butterflies in my stomach reading this and i wriggled in my seat

>>77244054
correct
if there were 4-5 psychopaths who wanted to ruin random peoples lives then they could

>>77244046
P O S T

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>>77244046
שלום

odds I tried to sleep tonight
evens I try for tomorrow night

>>77244058
just the 2 who are the 16 year old leftypol invaders

any other gayposting is just ironic

>>77243975
great ... ... so, ... nice weather I-I guess like

>>77243857
if people start messaging your mates, colleagues and potential female partners that you browse 4chan then you're fucked

>>77244058
have you ever seen a good looking lad before?
>>77244072
bet I'm not, bet you'll be half conscious two minutes into me fucking you, bet you'll be screaming my name

got a funny story about gay sex positions if anyone wants to hear it x

>>77244117
don't have any, I'm a NEET, you'll be lucky

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>>77244086
almost as good as this classic

>>77244117
>your mates, colleagues and potential female partners
no such thing!

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>>77244090
By that logic you need a fake ID and a stolen credit card to get a gym membership or else the employees could spread rumours you're a pedo

>>77244128
>bet I'm not, bet you'll be half conscious two minutes into me fucking you, bet you'll be screaming my name
hnnnng... stop reminding me how badly i need a good fuck :(

Stumbled into intense gayposting just as im going to bed
Wew

>>77243908
in the meantime these are nearly close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKRQsUi_GZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKgpXiwpJc8

what was the last normie thing you did?

>>77244117
why? who would care?

>>77243874
not even remotely impressive unless it was with 2 girls

I could go out and get a gay threesome right now if I was gay and I wanted to

>>77244149
thats true too
its just a risk people live with, im not saying normies should (or can) do anything about it

>>77244164
went outside without

Still think Varys has a LOT to offer. Hopefully we'll be seeing some of his antics this season
Love littlefinger as well but doubt he will survive this season

>>77244164
picked up my pizza in-store

>>77244155
just leftypol showing off their degeneracy trying to get people with morals to leave the thread

good job I've just filtered a load of bent words so I can't see any of their bender posts

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>a bender replied to me

>>77244174
right but you havent have you
so your opinion doesnt mean shit

>>77244151
I'd fuck you into the mattress so hard your legs will stop working, after you pass out when I'm done with you, I'd be surprised if you woke up the next day at all, you'd need a few days rest at least

reminder that Matt Ludford literally became suicidal after he was doxxed

>>77244200
haha alri closet case

ah yes 'women'

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1500215819877.webm

being gay should be illegal

>>77244200
Ummm dont ever reply to me hetero scum

>>77244220
neither have you though, probably havn't even shagged any girls you virgin

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>>77244200
imagine actually posting this

yanky yanky does a wanky
cries to sleep under his blanky

>>77244226
so just because I'm a good christian with morals who rejects this cultural marxism means I'm secretly a bender??

>>77244240
that'd just make it cooler for them
part of the thrill for old queens when they were younger was that they were being gay and it was against the law
a lot of them say it's no fun now

>>77244155
it's like this all the time i have nothing against ga ypeople it's just a bit boring seeing them all chat this rubbish also desu i'm a bit jealous bc if i was gay i would actually ba ble to have relationships etc bc for some reason gays seem to be into me

>>77244264
err yes i have mate
i even posted the screenshot to prove it
haha

if god didn't want us to be gay why did he make men so fucking irresistibly sexy

>>77244257
>>77244268
back to leftypol bender

nobody wants to hear about your ungodly degeneracy

you're all going to hell

>>77244200
G A Y P O S T

haha i turned you g a y

>everything I don't like is leftypol
imagine being this much of a rorketist

Gas the heteros
Axlotl tanks
Golden path

>>77244316
leftypol

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>>77244309
alright 'sheed

>>77244299
bit insecure

>>77244277
>a good christian
a good christian would just politely ignore it

>>77244316
he's been doing this for months now, he has medical autism just ignore him

>>77244285
well it's legal and they're still banging on about their rights all the time so it would just be the same if we made it illegal again

don't see the problem and they would all be in jail so we wouldn't have to hear them banging on about it on /brit/

>Good moral Christian
>You're going to hell
Can imagine a yank saying that but a brit genuinely believing it is outright bizarre, can't take it seriously

>>77242355
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>>77242355
>>77242355
new

reckon that stupid flying crocodile is going to eat horomorodor and that one other guy in the new game of thrones skit

>>77244355
kinda embarrassing to see young Europeans imitating American retardation desu

>>77244383
it really is, wish they'd fuck off there