/brit/

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ADVANCE THE FLAG OF DIXIE

>>77213192
at happened :((

delete this

What did the janny do then

http://i.imgur.com/a4UzUZl.gifv

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need this rorke out of business

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r8 the 'fit

bought it today at a charity shop in clapham

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trI5OpJ8fVs&feature=youtu.be&t=1658

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just caught my boyfriend listening to my music

I miss Barack Obama
I miss George W. Bush
Hell I even miss Bill Clinton

love janny
hate yanks who try to steal /brit/ from us
simple as

>>77213042 →
>>77213018 →
>>77212924 →
Does this dude actually post here? Fucking rorkes.

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who here /tay tay/

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>>77213256
The one we all miss most of all

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God bless the United States of America.

>>77213268
yeah, abused his dentist paki neighbour too i recall

>>77213256
all globalist shills

>>77213215
TO ARMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w

>>77213239
YOU FUCKING SICK CUNT
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS PLEASE IT'LL RUIN YOUR MONTH

Anyone remember Adolf Hitler? I remember.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500158011250.webm

spent like 4 hours edging to a new age ASMR milf with big chebs on youtube
absolute STATE of me

>>77213281
>jew cowering
>they actually run the us

top lol

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>>77213271

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posting the 'fit again for feedback and suggestions
x

>>77213300
nah havent a clue
is he a footballer?

why would he not delete this one too?

>>77213268
yeah his tripcode is "190cm master race" look out for him

he said he's heading to manchester uni next term to kidnap sara

>>77213281
i hate christian white people so much. the normal atheist ones are bad enough

>>77213258
Imagine being this pathetic

>>77213321
What the fuck lol , is this what "rorkes" do ?

@77213331
FOY

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christ lads i love these punching pepes
got dozens

>>77213330
sheed

>>77213316
The first one had a furry OP

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>>77213312

why is she so autistic lads?

>>77213313
fight me on hampstead heath

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>>77213341
yeah he said he's gonna kidnap sara and force her to become a right wing tory voter

he drew this picture of her

>>77213336
Her name is literally in the title of the gif la

>>77213316
the other one was
1. posted early
2. had a furry pic
3. was calling for people to reply with more furry pics

>>77213313
if i saw you wearing that hat i'd knock your block off m8

text messaged crypto-gf a question at 5:35
current time: 6:37
no response

>>77213411
wtf I hate america now!

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>>77213378

>>77213379
a guy i went on a date with once told me he liked to go dogging in hampstead heath and fuck strangers
he asked me to come with him for the second date

needless to say i noped out of there real quick

>>77213404
you could try x

>>77213313
bit gay x

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heh. clean this bog sarah

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>12 hour clock

>>77213437
you're a pathetic little lefty imp

I could pin you down with one finger

>>77213448
that seems much easier to clean that to create

@77213405
not british culture or even /int/ related at all
>>>/b/

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>>77213441
holly peers desu

America would literally be heaven on earth if it was 90%+ white and less fat

>>77213448
is that supposed to slingshot into your face when you enter

or is it just an elaborate poo platform

>>77213437
post arse

>>77213485
choke on a burger you proxy twat

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>>77213406
very good post

>>77213464
You seem upset

>>77213488
its impossible to take down without the poo splattering onto the floor

>ask the train station staff something
>literally have no idea what they are saying because of the heavy accent

every time

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anime

peng this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhT6afzke-c

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>>77213406
hate this leggy stick thin slag

>>77213411
very accurate
i can't eat solid food because of the state of my teeth

is it true you have something called a teeth brush that's meant to be used in conjunction with a cleaning substance over there?

hate poo so much

>>77213526
why would that be? you could just fold the toilet paper rope in the same position while disconnecting the others

i literally only brush my teeth about once a fortnight

they look fine though cause i have a good diet

>yanks literally have a brush they use twice every day just to clean their teeth
mental

>>77213556
the master race

>this yank twat thinking he's upsetting us by posting furries
absolute mong

>>77213559
Knobhead I'm literally eating SPAM right now.

>>77213526
just tip it into the loo. use the hanging strips as puppet strings

t. phd in creative janitorial solutions studies

watching saffiyah khan vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsxI6sv4g48

>What would you like for night time snacks, anon?

>>77213612
who?

>>77213615
that arse xxxxx

normans are screeching outside

do they not have any morals at all?

>>77213584
He thinks the best way to convince people he isn't upset is to keep talking about how he isn't upset

>>77213559
ew

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>>77213460
it's pooby trapped

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>>77213620

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My girl's mad at me
I didn't wanna see the film tonight
I found it hard to say
She thought I'd had enough of her
Why can't she see?
She's lovely to me
But I like to stay in
And watch TV on my own
Every now and then

>>77213647
hate both of these cunts

>>77213615
bagel

and you x

>>77213615
Summer sausage

>>77213629
is that what you call french people?

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>>77213590

>>77213644
this guy is so unnerving the way he smiles constantly

ordered a new PC for £375 to collect from pc world on Monday

been phone posting for months ngl

Did you wank with your mates growing up? Does that count as a gay experience?

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>>77213665

>>77213615
Chocolate and you in bed. With me.

>>77213676
desktop or laptop

>>77213676
absolute state of this povvo

>>77213665
yes
normans from normandy

>>77213686
friend of mine wanked me off and sucked my dick
bit gay

>>77213676
>£375
>PC World

full plebean

>>77213686
nah we just used to dryhump each other in the bathrooms

>>77213721
really fucking hot, lad.
Wish I had that

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>>77213612

>>77213686
yeah
top bantz it was

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One day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and he'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright.

It's will
It's really will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnHfmnMzPvQ

>>77213313
weren't there german flags on it the last time you posted it? why swiss now?

remember playing with my willy with another lad outside but didn't think it was at all weird at the time

in hindsight it was tbf

>>77213743
love this pic xxx

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>arrive at your reserved seat
>this smug fuck is sitting in it and refusing to move

What do?

>>77213763
suck his tiny paki cock

>>77213763
throw bacon at him until he vacates the seat desu

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>>77213743
I'll never have that :'(

>boys_kissing.gif
Hmmmm don't think so

think of all the edgelord ideologies, anarchists are the most irritating

>>77213763
go find the conductor

>select all images with cat furniture
going to throw my computer out the window the next time i see this i swear

>>77213763
watch tranny porn with the volume down but right in front of him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf4kyQabwQ

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>tfw no bf

>>77213790
just use the legacy captcha you mong

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>>77213781

>>77213763
Fuck his shit up

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>>77213780

poofs

this fat cunt is having an argument with her bald headed deano looking boyfriend on the street outside my house

he keeps trying to snog her to shut her up but she keeps hitting him

normie behaviour really does baffle me sometime

it's like watching some sort of weird mating ritual

>>77213289
what is it 3:

need a bf lads

>>77213763
draw a crude picture of muhammad with a pig snout on a napkin and ask his thoughts

if you don't like the effect
don't produce the cause

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the 2nd bottle

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I literally have no friends

>>77213820
go bounce their heads of the pavement

business idea: bring back runtposting

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>>77213861
Mee too

>>77213818
they are rampant as fuck in here at the moment. fucking disgusting shit loving poo pushers

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tried to make him smile

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>>77213763
remain calm and cool then proceed to piss on his trouser leg to assert dominance.

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need a documentary/youtube video to watch

finished this one >>77210985

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>>77213755
i took off the two German flags and replaced them with one Hong Kong flag because I like Hong Kong and (no offence) am totally indifferent towards Germany

>>77213827
me too

>>77213890
Disastrous

>>77213854
>being so insecure that you went and bought another one
>you're now drinking not one but two bottles of wine alone
State of your existence

>>77213896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Em-jE2aBZA

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https://www.interpals.net/thedane1234

About to check out Prague's vibrant gay scene! Excited!

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>>77213821
so do I

cannot understand why yanks post here

>>77213896
watch a louis theroux one

Las Vegas, Black Nationalists or San Quentin Prison are the best

>>77213901
oh that's all right then. thought it was swiss

>>77213704
desktop
not falling for the laptop mene again, half the power for the same price
plus phones can do whatever you need on the move

I had plans
To go away for days
To try and risk a pace
That haunts my days

That haunts my days
Haunts my days
Haunts my days
Haunts my days

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Society is a racial construct.

>>77213313
so this is what leftypol looks like... huh

>even if you dislike Jeremy Clarkson

Jesus fucking christ leftypol really is here

think I'm losing my mind completely

>>77213559
mainstream medier

>>77213916
>>77213935
ill check 'em out

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http://rawppening.blogspot.com/2017/07/sarah-hyland.html

>>77213896
What did you think? Pretty cool, eh?

Clarkson did another good one here, about guns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_uMxwUs308

>>77213861
>>77213879
haha me to lol

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why are kids worth so much?

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>>even if you dislike Jeremy Clarkson
>Jesus fucking christ leftypol really is here

>>77213956
reckon i could heem you tbqh
been going to the gym an' all
#swoleleft

>>77213961
try talking to yourself and saying your thoughs out loud
always refreshes me and brings me back to earth a bit

>>77213980
rancid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7E9t1TcqZs

>>77214016
you can indoctrinate them young

>>77214019
>just talk to yourself bro you won't feel insane doing that

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalised within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

>>77213912
I'm ugly, m8. don't feel bad about anything i do

>>77213998
really enjoyed it mate. no idea it even happened before today

it helps that I'm a fan of Jezza as well

i'll be watchin that gun one aswell

>>77213959
Because reasonable people assume everyone likes Jeremy Clarkson?

>>77213954
bit mental how the east end of london now is completely bangladeshi

Got a mate who literally sits on Twitter 24/7. Literally all he does

He complains when we don't invite him out. When we do, he's on Twitter again

Wht the fuck

failure mode effects analysis

hello chumps

Ik it's a bit of a meme show but stranger things is some fine kino x

desperate for a bf

>>77214016
Surprisingly cheap

>>77214072
bender

>>77214072
Piss of bender

>>77214072
gayest post ever

>>77213896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qIBxXLMCL0

open your eyes sheeple

>>77213884
how do we free /brit/ from this scourge

>>77214074
love the soundtrack x

>>77214017
ah yes don't have any comeback so just post a photoshopped picture of PJW

classic leftypol tactic

>>77214072
bög

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>ah yes don't have any comeback so just post a photoshopped picture of PJW
>classic leftypol tactic

>>77214074
i think its one of the greatest shows ever made

>>77214076
so am I, so lonely I'm suicidal

whats a good resource for real vintage fedora images

>>77214124
not bent but eager to wake up ded as well

>>77214072
hello bender

>>77214140
/r/atheism

alri lads, early morning for me haha xx

>>77214124
*holds your hand*

>>77214154
what's on the agenda today

>>77214074
>>77214123
Is it really? I might give it a look. Like Winona Ryder. Like weird stuff. Bit annoyed by that guy who went off about punching people in the face at that awards thing though.

signs he's from leftypol:
-hates PJW
-hates Richard Spencer
-hates UKIP
-hates Molyneux
-hates Lauren Southern
-replies to right wing posts with fedora pictures
-thinks Christopher is better than Peter
-obsessively hates yanks
-posts Corbyn
-thinks rorke is an insult

>>77214154
alright thailad give me the down low on niggers

>>77214159
bit of noncin here and there

>>77214175
niggers? love em

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>>77214168
all me

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>signs he's from leftypol:
>-hates PJW
>-hates Richard Spencer
>-hates UKIP
>-hates Molyneux
>-hates Lauren Southern
>-replies to right wing posts with fedora pictures
>-thinks Christopher is better than Peter
>-obsessively hates yanks
>-posts Corbyn
>-thinks rorke is an insult

ate lots of mushrooms in my pasta the other day

and when i came to poo there were fully intact pieces of mushroom coming out my bum

bit disconcerting lads to say the least.

thinking 77214192 might be from the left of pol

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pick one

>>77214188
>niggers? love em
wtf this isn't the thailad i know

Major leftypol telltale sign: hates thailad, likes the Puerto Rican

NO JAWLINE

>>77214207
All rough as fuck mate.

poo

>>77214211
what if you like both of them

huh human music? i like it

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>>77214154

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thaiii laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>77214211
what if you like neither of them

>>77214233
Radcenpol

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>>77214222
is this you la

>>77214233
radical centrist

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ah yes, peter hitchens

>>77214211
Despise both

Radcen here

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>>77213313
Leftypol

>>77214168
>-hates Molyneux
>-hates Lauren Southern
>-replies to right wing posts with fedora pictures
>-obsessively hates yanks
>-posts Corbyn
>-thinks rorke is an insult
all me

>>77214259
he's right sweetie x

>>77214263
wouldn't surprise me at all if that picture was a set up

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in for a second date with the crypto-qt at the movies. got a buy one get one free coupon so it'll only cost me like $15 to kiss her again

>>77214155
*holds tight* :3

>>77214259
desu we shouldn't teach people about sex. the less people having sex the better.

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>>77214207

>>77214254
no, my face is ROUND like sLAV

if I had a goal to work towards then I could potentially make it
I'm only 22, it's not too late for me but I have no idea what I want from life
I'm currently doing an admin type job for 16k and I need to break the cycle before but it's too late but don't know where to go

Asian women

1. South Korea
2. Japan
3. Vietnam
4. China

16. Thailand

90001. Philippines

>>77214292
It doesn't stop them having it you retard it just means they don't get pregnant and spread disease

left this place and decided to dedicate myself to studying, a healthier diet, and the real world
feeling a lot better
that is all
goodbye

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>>77214261

>>77214311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20JB6wIr78M

>>77214016
because they're pedophiles

>couple weeks ago
>started crying as i left the building using the back exit
>female security guard leaving the staff bathroom approaches from behind
>"you alright, babe?"
>"y-yeah th-thanks" *sniffles and then begins bawling*

so awkward whenever I see her now

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>>77214270

>>77214311
arr rook same

>>77214326
Bit of a gay post
But never mind

>>77214326
see you tomorrow

>>77214306
I know the exact feel

thought i was being smart by not rushing into uni just because it was "what youre sposed to do"

but now i just dunno

>>77214322
how does it not stop them? if less people know sex exists they won't have it you mong. by teaching sex education you just teach more people what sex is.

>>77214332
what, the kids are?
how do you know?

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Quite like that mexicana cheese 2bh lads

>>77214367
kids are attracted to people their own age, hence they're paedophiles

>>77214168
>-hates PJW
>-hates Richard Spencer
>-hates Molyneux
>-hates Lauren Southern
>-thinks Christopher is better than Peter
>-obsessively hates yanks
all me but im a turbororke

makes you think hmm?

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excellent thread
saved some of your posts

>>77214376
Same. Tesco counter do an Extra Hot version of Mexicana Cheddar btw.

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>>77214340

can't wait for wimledon final as well as EVO tekken finals tomorrow :3

>>77214398
howling

we should have the same kind of sex ed our great grandparents had

I.e, learning how to do it by seeing animals hump at the zoo

>>77214331
vile woman x

>>77214306
In a similar boat myself
want to move to somewhere else in the country but seems impossible because I'd need to spend my entire wages on rent and surviving
Ideally want to work somewhere with accommodation as part of the job, was thinking a holiday camp like butlins, pontins etc but missed the summer hiring now

>>77214364
Okay you're clearly unaware of this but for most people sexual urges are a natural thing that begin to occur in early puberty. No one needs to teach you how to kiss but it'll come quite naturally when you and a hormonal girl get in the right mood and place. Same applies for sex and modern stats show how much teenage pregnancy and disease control has improved through sex ed.

>>77214362
same

never went to uni but now i work in a photography studio

no idea what i want to do with my life, feel so lost lol x

>>77214330
reminder czech hunter is staged

>>77214398
wonder how UTV felt about this

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parents are taking me to a dinner party tomorrow
a whole evening of trying to pretend I'm not depressed and forcing myself to engage with the clueless normie cretins

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>EVO tekken finals

>>77214376
hate that this sort of nonsense appeals to people. maybe im autistic but 'dare you - it bites back' isn't going to make me want to eat the cheese.

im going to look at the price, and how it looks food-wise. simple as.

>>77214428
>falling for bait that obvious
howling

>>77214207
aisha's head on rosy's body. sara's fingers up my arsehole desu.

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>>77214403
Kingdom of Yugoslavia>>>>>>>>Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia

>>77214452
>dinner party
'rquin

>>77214446
some of them really look like they hate it and it makes my cock so hard

>>77214455
Its really not obvious having witnessed the amount of genuine autism and stupidity here

>>77214207
rosy looks like a zombie haha

dragging the dissapointment of a son out to meet some friends at a dinner party tomorrow
a whole evening of trying to get him to leave his room and encouraging him to engage with relatively normal people who he can learn a thing or two from.

imagine being born an African American

fucking grim

would unironically rather be born a regular African

>>77214424
Get a job on a cruise ship. I almost ended up as part of the resident band on a cruise ship (Beatles tribute band), but the band split up before we got the gig. Absolutely gutted.

>>77214452
what kind of class do you have to be for dinner parties

at least upper middle i reckon

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yanks utterly annihilated

>>77214480
they are g4p though even if it's staged

>>77214481
>implying any of it is genuine
>implying /brit/ isn't a competition to make the stupidest post possible

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>pull up to my inherited Georgian house in my G-Wiz after a hard day's work as the Guardian theatre critic
>open the boot and take out my Sandqvist and Daunt Books bags with the charming candle holders I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my girlfriend of 2 months in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as an interior designer
>sit down on my velvet sofa bought on sale at the Conran Shop
>put up my feet on the distressed oak coffee table
>turn on the television and tune in just in time to catch the end of an interesting BBC4 documentary about the art of Renaissance Florence, just before the start of a new episode of Antiques Roadshow
>perfect timing as my girlfriend comes in with the dinner, another one of Yotam Ottolenghi's nutritious vegetarian meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my girlfriend's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky email to Charles and Rupert to see if they can come round for dinner on Friday, maybe sneak in a few rounds of gin and tonic first, bloody Rupert ignoring the rule of no shoes or socks indoors what a cretin haha

>>77214362
yeah same here
unironically left college at 17 did an '''''''apprenticeship''''''' in business administration and thought it was a gateway into the office/business world

hurts to thing how much of a mong I was, I still think uni is paying 30k for a piece of a paper but still wish I went as I think the main things you gain from uni are social practice/personal development and networking

wish I'd even done a meme degree like geography and think I'd have been better off

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me in real life

>>77214536
dire gimmick

deanos are funny, posh people aren't

>>77214529
/brit/ is a (You) competition not a stupidity competition lad

>>77214454
Just think it tastes quite nice 2bh lad

fancying a bit of sleep x

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>>77214548

>>77214498
oh fucking hell please end the upper middle class meme

wish there was more nice tasting alcohol

>>77214454
spazoid

>>77214592
summer fruits cider
dark fruits cider

>>77214497
I'm not in any bands though
I don't think it would even be easy to get a job on a cruise or any ship though
shiplad is a route I may pursue though so thanks

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>>77214548
well /brit/ is pretty general

not like its a rorke general or anything

>>77214592
pour vimto in your carlsberg

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>>77214579

>>77214617
poofter

>>77214617
hello roastie

eubank jr is a belting little fighter.

>>77214641
don't hit me x

>>77214667
>>77214667
>>77214667

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>>77214665
couldn't get a stream to work

fuck itv

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>>77214625
wrong

>>77214503
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=793817300 this one is my favourite

>>77214617
absolute runt

>>77214592
You just need to get decent ingredients and mix them properly. Loads of cocktails are delicious, even if you hate the taste of alcohol. White rum cocktails especially. Bacardi is good. Cuba Libre, Mojito, Pina Colada, all very nice. Vodka lemonade is good too, made with Russian Standard or Stolichnaya.

>>77214495
>regular african
rorke

>>77214697
literally do not even know what this even is

fuck off rACIST

>>77214700
about to fall asleep no time for excitement and horniness xx

>>77213251
>IQ is inherited

ah yes, of course

>>77213644
Is that trump?

>>77214016
because they believe in a warlord that raped a 9 year old girl and you can't do much with old people, unlike young people where you can indoctrinate them so they can fight for you or you can just fuck them