/brit/

refuse to post in an italian new

>>77202275
why do irish people post here
why do you create our threads for us

i'm learning french, chinese, russian, and perl all at once and i still feel like it's not enough to fill my brain, like only a tiny percent of my potential is being used. being a brainmore is suferring
>>77202263
are you posting emo shit on facebook?
-------------
good person poll, do you think you're a good person? vote yes or no
http://www.strawpoll.me/13441969

>>77202334
we are ur loyal servants lad

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>playing vidya
>London level
>acid jazz starts playing

>>77202355
Would you suck my cock then?
I want you to swallow my cum too and thank me for it.

going to start a gimmick of summarizing links people post so other people won't have to click it to find out

>>77202346
>are you posting emo shit on facebook?
nah dont post on facebook

>>77202375
No fuck off you mongrel fkn freak

if a genie gave me one wish and one wish only, it would be to have the ability to fuck emma roberts whenever i want

Just had a long long think about my gender.

reckon im male, given the willy, deep voice, short hair, muscular frame and the tendency to not wear dresses and skirts.

>>77202413
*starves you to death*
stupid little paddy runt, you should have been grateful for the honour

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>hey anon you'd stay with me forever right? Even if some horrific accident happened?

>>77202377
Think Reddit already did it. It's called r/SavedYouAClick.

>>77202425
keep your autistic fantasies to urself pls :)

>>77202422
>muscular frame
mooing

Mog or be mogged - no 1 rule of life
If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worth
If you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this

Mog or be mogged

Large populations are unprecedented in human history
Cities witb 1+ mil people are common now
This increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being mogged

Mog or be mogged

I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart

The primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys that

Again no1 rule of life mog or be mogged

Your genetics determine the potential of your life

>>77202422
p i c s x

>>77202433
Don't worry about that, I always use a condom.

>>77202434
don't care

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>toil in 2 months

Anythiiing

Between you and me

Was never meaant

>>77202456
what the fuck are u on about this is literal tim tier schizo ranting

>>77202422
umm sweaty a woman have have all those things as well

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>>77202462
*Puts arm stub around you*
Thanks anon you'll stay forever

>>77202477
read a fucking book

>>77202500
*mogs you*

watching little big shots usa lads, those yanks aha what are they like

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had the ol' strap-on suggestion conversation with the gf (she suggested.

looks like i won't be walking out of this one with this one without a limp :(

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>>77202477
need you out of business sunshine

>>77202510
*resists*

>>77202520
why don't you just take the real thing instead?

>>77202470
do NOT use my Brendan without my permission EVER again you worthless runt

three magners deep and falling

>>77202536
*assesses your genetic worth*
wow, a fellow alpha male!

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>read a fucking book

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cute boys

>>77202495
would love a cheeky claw job off her

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>Mog or be mogged

>>77202510
*mongs you*

if you can read you dont belong on /brit/

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anime

>>77202537
reckon on i'm on a slow downwards trajectory towards doing this 2bh.

finding more and more that i'm not actually that interested in women :(

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From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen this man in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc.

Ever dream this man?

>>77202520
ah yes
did this with the bf I had at uni
it's great until he shat himself in my bed

>>77202585
this

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>>77202275
me and the gf

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>>77202585

Just put the kettle on, lads. Brews in about 5.

>>77202585
Sorry could you say that again

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>labour commences within 6 weeks

whats the funnest healer to play as in pvp

>>77202585
read social cues*

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cHRISTIANS OUT

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>you're SO funny anon, how have you been single for so long?

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>>77202656

Weird things that miscers like to fret about:

>Mogging
>Canthal tilt
>Fragile masculinity

>>77202669
FUCK you've got big hands

watched naked attraction last night, the one with the wheelchair and big willy lads, very pleased to see the roastie getting BTFO for picking Chad, she deserved it for stringing the poor wheelchair lad to the final pick for no reason other than political correctness

got mogged in gregs

finna

>>77202719
could he get the pipe working?

frozen blackberries are like... the bomb niggas...

interjecting my thrid magners with another carling

Just joined the NHS death panel

Lads?

to tell you the honest truth ive been up all night on the charlieee white

Right, that's the kettle.

>>77202693
Coffee or tea mate?

>>77202719
Want a brew? I've got tea or coffee.

>>77202725
Tea? Coffee?

>>77202726
Brew? Tea or coffee?

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>just be yourself

>>77202762
Miso soup lad

>>77202747
u goin life ?

>>77202754
u goin life ?

>>77202755
u goin life ?

>>77202756
u goin life ?

>>77202762
Tea :D

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>Sweden lost its empire because a boy-king wanted to try invading Russia
>Britain lost its empire because they guaranteed Poland

THE MADMEN DID IT, THEY LOST THE WORLD TO GAIN KIELBASA

YOU COULD BE BANGING EXOTIC QTS IN THE COLONIES, INSTEAD YOU GET A 10P DISCOUNT ON CLEANiNG

CANT MAKE THIS UP LADS

>>77202736
he implied that it still works yea

>>77202785
How d'you like your tea?

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>tfw mogged by a positive canthal tilt positive exterior lumbar prodosis chad negpoz

>>77202828
>mogged by a positive canthal tilt positive exterior lumbar prodosis chad negpoz
in english please?

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>>77202807
aye I'll have one, right after this coffee

>>77202785
is that a club?

>>77202834
sorry brah miscers only, ye?

>This is the new Doctor Who

Thoughts?

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>>77202834

>>77202754
And black currant juice?

>>77202796
We lost the empire freeing the world's slaves, buying them all and setting them free. WW2 was the final few nails in a coffin that was already mostly built.

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>>77202865
FUCK

the empire wasn't worth it 2bh.

>>77202865
wahey! well done mate!!
*gets everyone cheering and clapping*
*your face goes bright red*

>>77202612
Boys are infinitely better than girls, just go for it.

Tell me now - what is your experience with the K (ketamine) hole?

literally said "man alive mate" today

>>77202896
id fuck her up her tight little arsehole if you know what i mean

>>77202796
aha really? wow.
>>77202783
not a fan of that myself
>>77202776
how infuriating right? :D
>>77202762
hmmm tea (got to watch the caffine intake)
>>77202756
>g
>>>
> Anonymous 07/15/17(Sat)18:24:19 No.772027
yes
>>77202669
ahah yeah right in my dreams
>>77202668
>>>pol
>>77202640
thats a very slow kettle :D
>>77202623
:3
>>77202585
hmmmmmmm
>>77202574
cats aren't usually something associated with muscley men but I'll take it!
>>77202549
lightweight
>>77202512
ikr
>>77202456
ummm... ok xD
>>77202433
of coure m'lady

>>77202896
She's very whiney in Broadchurch

>>77202909
*becomes social outcast*
*pulls an elliot rodger*

look what you did.
not so funny now is it?

>>77202915
Just not attracted to men though.

bored of vag.
find men repulsive (like literally vomit inducing)

what am i like.

ITS AN UGLY PLANET, A BUG PLANET

>>77202896
Is that the mommy from Christchurch?

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>>77202936

>>77202950
Ah, best neck yourself then

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>>77202883

>We lost the empire freeing the world's slaves

But people still pay taxes. Check mate blood-refiner

>>77202943
why the fuck did you ignore me cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEV_IDz0uQE

>>77202957
*Broadchurch

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reckon i would absolutely decimate a chimpanzee or macaque in a pub brawl

>>77202945
yes
>>77202957
jewish yes

convinced the gf to get a takeaway anyway
get in!

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>>77202785
You didn't say how you wanted it so I did you a standard brew: milk 'n' two.

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Got one of these on order. What are the games like?

>no posts for 2 mins

>>77202943
You can make your own tea.

>channel 4 has given up pretending they dont have an agenda and are outright making a pro-racemixing show in which nigger men undress in front of white women, who are then socially compelled by virtue of being on TV and not wanting to be labelled a racist and therefore social pariah, to say they find those men sexuall attractive

>>77203055
stop playing games

>>77203002

>a chimpanzee

No chance mate. Especially not for a scrawny gael like you

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>>77202848
Tea for you mate. You didn't specify so it's standard. Milk and two.

>>77203088
nigga just like walk away from your tv just like close your eyes haha

could you "lads" send some quality busty MILF insemination porn my way

cheer big ear

current viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Cb7h6ZBQ

>>77203120
leftypol is going to fume at this post

>>77202585
hjdjjdjdjxnmxkz

>>77203088

The men meanwhile will say they don't like the negresses

>>77203117
>nigga just like ignore that child being raped over there haha just close your eyes at least it's not you being raped

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shadilay my fellow keklords

why do they close the parks in london at night?

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>>77203107
NO THATS NOT MY CUPPY, GET ME MY CUPPY NOW!!!!

>>77202943
good post

>>77203120
fuming!!!!!!

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>>77203120

>>77203055
beezer games

cant get my hands on one of the fuckers for the life of me though

>>77203165

The parks are royal property.

found a video of frenchlad rambling to himself

https://youtu.be/vdsNPhODUfU

reckon im the most hilarious LAD with witty BANT on /brit/ so i do so i do

>>77203059
interesting
>>77203080
so true!
>>77203088
fascinating
>>77203103
you are so right.
>>77203107
same!
>>77203117
this
>>77203150
elaborate
>>77203154
please don't use that word
>>77203158
read above
>>77203165
good question
>>77203166
lol
>>77203168
agreed
>>77203190
why?
>>77203205
good luck!
>>77203213
ohhh

>>77202926
i know at least 6 people who have died from it and the 1 lad i know who hasnt died from it said it was an awful experience anyway

Time to collectively ignore it lads.

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>>77203194
is this ironic

>>77203165

So MPs can bum their rent boys

why are there no non-tropical primate species anywhere (aside from those contrarian japanese ones who only live there cause they can occasionally swim in those volcanic jacuzzis amid the winter snow)?

>>77203240
by making this post you have taken the first step to ensuring that doesn't happen

>>77203232
Ive never heard of the K hole fucking killing people

jesus

>>77203248
They can't harness fire or build shelter, which is required to survive the winter, even in temperate areas. I'm guessing.

>>77203282
:) <<< my face lol

>>77203241
i don't think so

>>77203282
always prefered the ones where wojack and pepe are friends. hate that /r9k/ made them enemies

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>>77203248
some of this isnt tropical

>>77203270
Had to be done.

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>half of the weekend is already as good as over.

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>>77203309

>>77203282

Enjoyed this one

>>77203321

>Ireland not coloured

hmmm

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>>77203316

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>>77203336
Can't be weekend if you've never known toil. Thank god I come from money.

>>77203302
also there is not really much food available in the winter for a fruit and insecting eating animal as big and complex as a monkey.

>>77203336
>half of my life is already over
Fingers crossed for that futuristic life extension stuff at some point, eh lads? Hope the world can sort itself out and let me life for thousands of years. Probably spend it all on 4chan like, but I'd do it.

update on the lad i paid £100 to hang out with me tonight, he was here for 1 hour and then got a text and said he had to go lol, he said because he wasn't here that long he'll only charge me £50 which I think is quite nice of him

>>77203401
you are one pathetic sack of shit

>>77203401
you are one pathetic sack of shit

>>77203401
sorry just don't believe you
you surely can't be the desperate
you could have hired a prozzy for that

>>77203384
4chan is purgatory my man. you've already passed on.

that is the 'chan-pill.

>>77203401
you are one pathetic sack of shit

>>77203401
you are one pathetic sack of shit

Would kill for a scotch egg ngl

>>77203401
You are one fine gentleman

>>77203401
you are one pathetic sack of shit

>>77203401
you are a person

>>77203365
are you the WE guy?

>>77203401
listen im fuckiong skint lad if u need a wittyirishman to hang aboot iwth provided u arent too fare ill mett ye

>>77203401
frinedless abnormie here.

sure making friends is not that difficult though? literally just sign up for some kind of hobby activity and talk to the people at it.

i know i dont practice what i preach, but conversely i don't miss having friends.

>>77203092
Just came back from a cheeky trip to Croatia

Did a poo in the hotel and didn't tip the maid ;)

>>77203365
amen to that brother

>>77203453
wasn't funny the first time you posted it

*picks up a scotch egg off the floor*

wow, what are the chances

>>77203458
careful now

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40 or so hours until toil(ets)

Anyone seen my scotch egg?

>hehe le reply to someone all the same way laddos!!!
I fancy if I ever encountered one of you gentlemen irl you may not live to tell the tale

>>77203449
paying for a prostitute is what losers do i'm not a loser

>>77203486
why do you come here? you lust for communication with others, go get some friends billy no m8s

>>77203453
>be scots
>have something uninteresting and unfunny to say
>decide to type it out in your accent for whatever reason
>other gormless scots screencap it and act like you're a comedy genius.

craving a scotch egg

>>77203401
are you sure he wasn't trying to escape the awkwardness of your intermittent conversation and extended pauses

>>77203517
the only thing i miss out on from not having friends is not having people to draw favours from.

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In the bath lads

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>*picks up a scotch egg off the floor*

>wow, what are the chances

you wouldn't download a scotch egg

Alexander Armstrong still trying to maintain his ravaged bald head I see.

>>77203542
nah we were having a good conversation about the merits of feudalism in today's society

incubating some scotch eggs

>Be Scottish
>Have a hilarious and witty thought
>Decide to express my thought via social media
>Use complex colloquial language to throw the English poofs off
>Receive due praise

Confession: whenever my little sisters boyfriend is staying over, I fantasize about pinning him against the wall and fucking his bald bubble butt until I fill him up.

>>77203548
The fact that you didn't fedora my post and instead chose this enrages me

>>77203546
more x

>>77203542
>believing him

MAJOR choonage lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxe5OmWSJcc

>>77203588
>him
;)

>>77203577
a homosexual who is also a nonce. how surprising!

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hmmm

>>77203577
dude... that was pretty gay... WTF????

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>The fact that you didn't fedora my post and instead chose this enrages me

>>77203577
a bit gay

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>>77203577

Tina hobley is a right milf

>>77203577
god i wish that were me

>>77203602
delet this

I've been cutting human interaction out of my life for a few years, always wanted to be a hermit but couldn't get people out of my life without being straight up rude to them. Even after telling people to stop coming round, they'd still come, bringing beer, using my place as a doss house. Finally got them all out, except for a handful of lads I see maybe once or twice a month. Family, I see once a month at most. Perfect.

Sometimes think I'd like to cut every bit of human interaction out, not even seeing shop assistants and the Tesco delivery people, but I don't want to completely burn my bridges. Just want to play on my computer, lurk on the internet, read the odd book, explore different foods and drinks, and only do the bare minimum in social maintenance.

Am I a bad person for wanting that?

>>77203476
WE guy?

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>>77203639
i'd make her hobley if you catch my drift

>>77203546
>those stubby little manlet legs
HOWLING

>>77203656
FOB

>>77203706
seriously u can tell from that picture? wow i knew being 5'5 sucks but thought i could at least fraud with these picks

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absolute mentalists, even for an 'experiment' this is going too far

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NEED to drain my balls on an escorts face

>>77203656
my dad used to be a hermit in the 80s
he doesn't recommend it

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What are your thoughts on nu-males?

*Empies an entire bucket of scotch eggs onto the floor*

>>77203708
What is the "B?" Bender? Brit?

>>77203746
BBC

>>77203725
think shes left the security tag on her shoe

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>le nü-male boogeyman

>>77203606

hnnnnng

>>77203746
hownew

>>77203717
SCREECHING

>>77203719
Why on earth would I ever have an empty stomach?

>>77203746
FONC

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We're told these are natural formations. What a bloody joke.

Who let the nigger in?

vacuuming some scotch eggs off the floor

FUCK THIS IM GONA START DRINKING FUCK U ALL AND FUCK MY LIFE

>>77203577
that's really hot
do it

>>77203809
Don't, you know you'll regret it.

>>77203725
good lad

>>77203790
pretty sure the pyramids weren't natural mate

>>77203809
Can I have some?

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Just a natural mountain formation...nothing to see here. Don't question your education!

>>77203706
>>77203717
Im actually 6'5 lmao, nice try though

>>77203839
WE

>>77203625
s l u t

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anyone off to the cattle market tonight?

Gamble
Away
Dot
Co
Dot
UK

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Of course perfectly formed pyramids like this are found all the time in the Antarctic! Haha you're a crazy man if you say otherwise!

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>>77203790

>tfw Mountains of madness is real

>>77203827
you're a wise man

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*ponders*
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77203845
>this little manlet trying to save face
LMAO

>>77203839
>>77203790
>>77203880
>>77203884
occam's razor says that it's just a mountain

>>77203881
Then so are the aliens..........

have yet to find my calling

>>77203880
>perfectly formed

might wanna pay the eye doctor a visit lad

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>just be yourself

>>77203873
This looks like a high class establishment.

>>77203839
ah ... yes... it's /brit/ geology hour

>>77203880
what makes you think its perfectly formed

>>77203839
Shit, that's in Antarctica? Bit weird. Might get /x/ on it later tonight.

Here's what the Sun says about it:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2232032/mysterious-pyramid-is-buried-in-the-icy-wastes-of-antarctica/

hope lad from earliers till up for me going to fabric with him xx

>>77203905
but 2mg of acid every week says we wuz ancient alienz and shiet

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feels good declining an interview invitation. im that marketable i can turn employers down.

>>77203882
Just speaking from a lifetime of tragic experience.

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>>77203923
See for yourself. Educate yourself. There's something in Antarctica.

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Ah yes.

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Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare

>>77203913
He's not even a Chad though

>>77203995
idd some kinda ironic bait shit post where u make that comment on an average/sub average guy lol

>>77203725
>head girl

What did she mean by that

>>77203968
that has a gigantic lump on it

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>>77203972
>those fucking replies

https://twitter.com/mk1969/status/885484239550111744

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>>77203902
Now piss off you smelly little manlet before I squash you beneath my heel, okay hun? :) x

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>>77203933
Yeah it's pretty cool desu. Could be nothing but still, the fact it's all relatively unexplored is mysterious.

whats the nicest cider

More Antarctica discussion here for those interested:
>>>/x/19293647

>>77204007
would you describe yourself as semite or white?

>>77204011
please don't talk about my bollocks without my permission please xx

>>77203992

might try and find a wife in the hare krishnas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2TaDmLt2o

>>77204039
Angry Orchard

>>77204024
this is most ridiculous post i've ever seen, stop coping we don't judge u for being short lol

>>77204024
take if OFF

>>77204044
mix of the two, mostly white

>>77204026
However that was formed, it's strange enough to wonder at. Would love to explore Antarctica. Quite a mysterious place. Some of the conspiracy theories surrounding hidden Nazi bases are entertaining as hell, too.

going for a fag, anyone want to join?

>>77204024
>getting so triggered that you whip out a tape measure and measure your bath
>and it stills comes up short
BELLOWING

>>77204111
what's his name?

>>77204089
so you're a semite only when met with criticism just so you can claim racism?

>>77204111
can i bum a fag?

>>77203972
thought about this deeply for a solid 5 minutes
came to the conclusion that it is certainly the dumbest thing i've seen this week

>>77204111
I quit over two months ago. Not even craving it. Get a bit tempted when I'm stressed though.

>>77204024
FOB

>>77204073
>>77204119
the pair of you have been blown the fuck out by the superior 6'5 male, off you trot

>>77204141
sure, you smoke menthol yeah?

PENG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEE-Hl80fFk

>>77204138
Don't know what you're trying to imply mate. Try talking to me as if we're not on the internet.

ah yes getting quite close to the limit best not post my shitty gimmick if I want to maximise (you)'s

>>77204155
Even with your fantasy height you're 2 inches shorter than me

SCREAMING

>>77204155
only thing you've ever blown is a cock

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>ah yes getting quite close to the limit best not post my shitty gimmick if I want to maximise (you)'s

I'm a girl and I don't mind short guys, they're usually nicer people

>>77204224
filing this one under 'manlet banter'

>>77204186
my mum likes this song

>>77204240
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

new

>>>/tv/84981235
>>>/tv/84981235

>>77204196
there's a common trend for jew at the moment to say they are white when doing something that vilifies white people and when met with criticism of what they are doing claim anti-semitism.

you must have seen a bit of this behaviour

>>77204247

I like your mum

Haven't used shampoo in many months now. Hair is much shinier and nicer but also more dandruff. What do

>>77204240
WESTON SUPER MARE

>>77204317
>much shinier
mmm hello greasy

>>77204317
Shave it off

>>77204317
stopped using 'poo cos of the ol' 'druff
>>77204338
your hair only gets greasy when you use shampoo cos it has to compensate for getting fucked by shampoo

>>77204390
then why did shampoo arise in the first place if people never had greasy hair, idiot

who else takes their shirt off every time in the /club/

she wants a lad from lancaster

>>77204428
>>77204428

>>77204308
I haven't witnessed this phenomenon actually, because I don't read stuff written by SJWs or anti-white stuff.

>>77204417
Marketing, like everything else.

Do you lads shampoo your pubes in the bath/shower? I don't normally, but now I'm wondering.

>>77204490
ofc shampoo my arsehole hair as well gota keep it fresh for the girls

>>77204282
qi is shit
mock the week is shit
8 out of 10 cats or whatever is shite

that only leave hignfy