/brit/

I just want to die
That's all I really want

>>77200312
why?

*looks around to see if the coast is clear*
heh.. no cucks around..
*screams at the top of my lungs*
KEK! SHADILY MY PEDES!
*all the runts start pouring out and fall right into my runt trap*

can't write dialogue for shit lads
don't understand peoples motivation
maybe coz i'm a fucking spastic

>>77200323
I hate my life and myself

>>77200343
haha

REALLY REAAAALYY IMPORTANT LADS

i can't remember if i pooped today or not!

>>77200312
in 3000AD will it matter if you died now or in 50 years time?

priase kek

need my little pathetic yankee cock sucked

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any julia galef fans in here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBl50TREHU

i'd fuck the smibbly bibbly out of her. so qt and so smart.

I unironically praise kek
hope you're all okay with that

>>77200359
It doesn't matter either way

I have a fantasy of becoming really good friends with a beautiful girl, to the extent that we go on holidays together and shit, but neither of us ever make a sexual advance on each other
Preferably we would have been friends from a very young age

Is this weird?

r-r-r-rorke
r-r-r-reddit

hmmmm, coincidence?

>>77200343
>I hate my life and myself
then stop the hating. simple. if you start like your like and yourself you wouldn't want to die.

don't understand women

why do they wear uncomfortable shoes, then complain that their feet hurt?
why do they wear skimpy clothing and then complain that they're cold or that they got raped?
why do they plaster their face in chemicals and then complain when they look 50 at 25?
why do douse their hair in chemicals and then complain when it all starts falling out?
why do they sit in the sun for hours and then complain when they get sunburn and skin cancer?

>>77200412
hello nigger

>>77200412
woah... it was this easy and simple the whole time?
damn...

Got one or two mates who turn into mega arseholes whenever there's a woman hanging out with us.

So fucking embarrassing seeing them try to act all alpha in front of us when we know they're not normally like that.

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love pints
love Rhodesia
hate ghouls

simple as

>>77200405

r-r-r-radical centrist

>>77200280
That's from homestuck
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Genesis_Frog

>>77200280
are you actually using a picture from homestuck as a guise for kek

>>77200435
i think this is part of the reason i'm a virgin
even back in school i noticed people doing this
put me off, just not my thing at all

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cannot stop wanking

>>77200423
To attract Chad Thundercock and keep smelly betas away obviously.

radical centrist?
oh, you mean crypto fascist

>>77200445
>>77200447
shadilay

>ywn be a Colonial marine who gets to sniff Vasquez's farts and dies on some shitty planet without a real name for Weyland-Yutani Jews

>>77200435

it really is pathetic how much normies are slaves to the pussy.

as a blackpilled incel i have risen above these social games

>>77200425
hello
>>77200429
yes. positive attitude is key. i always ask depress people why they hate, why not like instead? its so simple. so if you start to like you dont want to end it.

>>77200435
hormones lad, they kick off, the amgdylia takes over in the old brain and all bets are off. they got their rutting heads on and like a dog that shags your leg they dont want to let it go.

>>77200423
our patriarchal society pressure them into doing those things

>>77200423
don't try to understand them lad

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>ywn get raped by a xenomorph

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radical lefty: kill all whites
radical righty: kill all nonwhites
radical centrist (me): kill all

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>you're a fascist!!

ah, very original leftypol. I'm sure that'll work for you

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>watching PJW talk about migrant rape in Sweden
>(migrant) has risen by A THOUSAND percent in the last (few) years

a thousand?
like exactly a thousand haha?

>>77200466
I don't know how you can't feel like a total tit trying to push other people around and keep swinging your head back at the girl to see if she thinks you're cool yet.

http://www.standard.co.uk/business/developers-vie-for-53-billion-euston-revamp-a3587941.html

Very good, they're getting rid of it

>>77200507
staggeringly stupid thing to think
*slits throat*

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>tfw /tv/ mods keep deleting my Office/Baneposting synthesis threads

keep picking my nose and flicking snot everywhere in the lounge

Mussolini: radical right
Mosley: radical left
Hitler: radical centre

>>77200435
thats normal lad, you don't treat women the same you treat men

>>77200563
post em here lad

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>>77200563
>tfw /tv/ mods delete my rick and morty spam and party rocker threads

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>>77200578
>CIA... You old slag... It’s the Bane-meister general...
>Is he on the flightplan? He files the flightplans...
>I’m seeing you Sunday aren’t I? - For my sins... How is the plane? She crashed yet? Yeah... Alright, see you then...
*puts down phone*
>It has crashed, I forgot about that.

I'll keep going if anyone finds these funny

>>77200575
It's not how they treat men it's how they act to their mates, trying to fucking one up everyone and show off because they're desperate for the woman to touch them. Makes them look retarded.

>>77200621
rancid

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>>77200574
*blocks your path*

>>77200594
alri lad give us a big fat hijab gf

>>77200621
cuntingly vile

lets say you try online dating and start talking to a girl.... how much would she hate you if you dont have a car?

should i just not even try? i guess uber has changed the game for carless people because you can pretend that you have a chauffeur but its st ill risky..

>>77200556
not stupid it fact of life. try it and come back tomorrow and tell me how you better feeling now.

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http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/muslim-leaders-make-formal-complaint-after-islamophobic-banners-spotted-at-london-pride-a3587351.html

Banners bearing slogans such as “Allah is gay”, “F*** Islamic homophobia” and “East London Mosque incites murder of LGBTs” were carried at the event by members of the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain (CEMB), who were a participating group listed on Pride’s website.

buenos dias mandy

>>77200658
depends if you live in a city

no point owning a car if you do

>>77200632
do you have one with CIA shopped over Brent saying "Oh, you're big"?

>>77200658
if you live in a city, she'd be okay with it

>>77200672
No but I'll whip one up in paint shortly

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im going to get a free mason tattoo

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>>77200648

BIG willies

iorjwgp\wijeh

>>77200662
IMAGINE the mental torment the leftists went through trying to figure out how to handle this situation

>>77200658

>he uses the Virgin transport

started drinking and my mood has plummeted haha that wasn't meant to happen

I wish that I could be like the cool kids...

>>77200563
unironically enjoy brent posting

>>77200621
rancid ugly cunt
deserves to be napalmed

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>>77200702
NEED to fatten up a muslim girl on 15 kebabs a day

>>77200735
>he doesn't get more happy and talkative when drunk

never done sex

toastan in epic bread

>>77200343
I was the same. Turned it around with self-hypnosis and NLP. No joke.

Here:
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/8059351/The_Silva_Method_-full_course_incl_workbook

It doesn't call itself hypnosis, but it is. It makes a lot of wacky claims, like psychic powers and stuff. Ignore that, just use it to achieve trance and then use autosuggestion (repeating a positive mantra - constructed from positive language), to change the way your mind works.

>>77200715
muslim always trumps any other minority

ok fine if McGregor wins the Irish get to be white

>>>/tv/84982177
>>>/tv/84982177
>>>/tv/84982177
new

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>>77200672
Ooh, you're big

>>77200810
when's the fight?

wish one of you would suck my big hard cock

>>77200736
Tough shit faggot.

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>Don't crash my plane. Please.
>... look, CIA...
>I don't - I've changed my mind, I don't want the master plan, I don't want that. I haven't filed any flight plans, so...
>... well, CIA, unfortunately it's not really up to you
>No? Ok then, alright then. Well I'm asking, ok? Please don't crash my plane.
>...
>You can... you can talk to someone Bane...
>... the fire's already rising
>Yeah well put it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUIlV-AKY4

larry king spilling the cnn+clinton beans 20+ years ago

>>77200819
quality

>>77200826
haven't got my glasses on, was sure that said hand cart at first.

>>77200823
august 26

mum has been dying her hair for the last few years


thought she was just a bit grey but she stopped dying her hair and now has 100% grey hair

not a fan of the old 'rents getting old lads

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>>77200837

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>Oh for f-

>>77200866
hope mcgregor wins x

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In a dilemma lads. Should I consume the rare drugs I have or keep them for archival purposes?

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>You do know Dr Pavel's not really dead, don't you? Yeah it's in a book. What they did was they faked his death in a plane crash so he could work undercover for Bane and build a nuclear bomb.

>>77200816
The actual creators of Rick and Morty go on /tv/. There was a tweet confirming it I think. I've seen people on /tv/ defend that show so passionately that it could only be someone who works on that piece of shit. You should see how worked up and defensive they get.

Might be kids getting defensive about their favourite show, but it feels a lot like grown ups who are heavily invested in it.

anyone else get a lot of anxiey when smoking weed

real niqqa hours who tf up

lad who i offered £50 to come drink with me has offically declined, looks like it's another solo bender lads

want to find out more about occultism but im scared of what i'll find

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>>77200705
GOOD post

>The drinks order I just filed with the bar lists Smee - lager, Maimen - lager, Dr Pavelheer - lager, sometimes cider...

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>>77200819

>>77200869
Most women dye their hair from like 30 or younger and go gray in their 30s too

VERY sweaty

>>77200943
always gets me when someone saves one of my pics x

I'll keep going with the Office/Bane posts if anyone finds them funny
Thoughts?

Dabbing. Rap music. Grime. British culture doesn't exist anymore, instead we rabidly consume that of a specific ethnicity from across the Atlantic ocean.

Sloppy Joe's webcam - comfy rain edition
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/

>>77200977
Love them

>>77200964
hnng post more

>>77200977
They got a lot of upvotes in the /tv/ thread they were originally posted in, so sure, keep reposting them here.

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HA she actually replied. fuck you retards

>>77200994
unironically looks third world

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>>77201011
You got this one too right?

>>77200991
>we
only you lad, you have never met any of us.

>>77201022
meant for
>>77199421
>>77199740

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>>77200280
room mate said "praise kek" yesterday
nearly crushed his yank skull

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THE LION OF DAMASCUS

good thing my job doesn't require me to shave and wear a suit

I don't even shower more than twice a week most of the time haha

>>77200808
yeah but the ones holding the signs are ex-muslims who are also gay

so does the leftist side with the muslims and condemn the signs as anti-islamic but then oppress the ex-muslims and support homophobia
or does the leftist side with the ex-muslims and support free speech but then oppress the muslims and condone islamophobia

VERY tricky desu

>>77201047
what's wrong with saying praise kek?

>>77200922
If you mean becoming highly introspective and despairing at the state of my life then yeah

>>77201035
ah now only had the one
you're a big guy x

>>77201051
BASHAR OU BAS
>>77201064
do one you rotund behemoth

>>77201064

This! Shadilay!

>>77200926
UPDATE offered him £100 and he said he'll come now haha go me

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>Some "CIA"s, would have picked other stuff, you know, been more nasty...like, he's got a mask on...like Bane. I didn't mention it. No need.

>>77200939
You'll just find a bunch of esoteric religions (essentially secret boys clubs) and con men who pretend they can perform magic spells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBwXKgDTdE

praiseth thy lord Kekus

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>Everyone's got, uh...flight plans. Have you used flight plans before?
>Yeah.
>Yeah, it's easy innit. Um...I just-I'll just show her...oh, you've got a new one, look, see what it says: "New flight plan." Just read that.
>[Laughing]
>Nah. No...that's. Yeah. Not funny because Dr. Pavel should not have to bring friends with him.
>You've got nice belt loops.
>No, it's just not - it's just my stance, they just put it on there to...who else has seen this filth?

>>77201079
for you ;^) x

>>77201059
leftists and secular people don't breed as much as brown religious people
sheeds will win eventually due to demographics

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>...and the Banemonster
>Oh, bloody hell, what's the weather like up there?
>Ah, I've heard that one before.
>Parents put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
>That's an old one.
>"Let's grow ourselves a big bulky masked freak of a son-"
>Alright, calm down CIA, there's no need to get offensive.
>No, no...I was just enjoying the...
>I didn't call you "Belt Loops" as soon as I saw you, did I?
>No, I was joining in with the-
>That's - do't have a go at the mask, because that is a breathing difficulty that I've had from the age of 5...so that's why no one cared who I was...so don't just...I didn't call you Plane Man or Flight Plan Man
>Yeah, but I don't go around calling myself the Mastetta Man
>Well I don't either. I call myself the Banemonster.
>I'm not gonna call you the Banemonster
>Well, that's my name-
>No it's not. What's your real name?
>...Bane.
>It's a good name.
>Is it?

baizuo chatting utter bollocks again

Watched that horror movie the lad recommended the other night. VERY scary desu

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based faggots

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>All I know is, I can type in... Bane... yeah? Takes a little while...
>2,230 matches. Yeah? Just click on one... at random... ahhhh...
>"Big guy must be punished for putting on the mask", now you do not punish someone, big or otherwise, for putting on the mask.
>If anything no one should care.

think it's time to filter this greenposting twat

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>>77201028
It does. I've been to Florida and it's weird. The surroundings, even in the theme parks, are either oversized, expensive, futuristic looking, Vice City-style city areas (pic related), or slightly dilapidated, caribbean style shit that doesn't look like it would last five minutes if a hurricane hit. Never saw any middle ground, it was one extreme or the other. The weather is third world for sure.

白左

Now pray with me

Our zyzz
Who art in saunas
Hallowed by thy gainz
Thy gymdom come
Thy will be done
At home, as it is in the squat rack
Give us this day our daily gainz
And forgive us our binges
As we shoo shoo those who goblin our gainz
Both now and forever
Wheymen

>>77200621
frightening

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wish I had a british jewish gf

>>77201211
All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

>>77201205
you could at least mention the movie
think i have time to stay on brit 24/7

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>I THINK THERE'S BEEN A PLANE CRASH UP THERE
>...
>I crashed his plane. Crash. Their. Plane.

>>77201211
the fire rises

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhX1tYGBp4

>>77200994
imagine excitedly running with a gf through very cold rain, you make it to your house for cover and start undressing each other, throwing each others wet clothes off and having really vigorous hard sex

>>77201279
Banshee chapter

picking skin off my feet

>>77201211
Hahaha, lefties seeing this must be crying in pain from the cognitive dissonance.

>th-they're rorkes, but they're not homophobes? they're ANTI-racist? wh-whaaaat?

Wish we could turn back time...

suhd i order a ching chong lads?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4674136/amp/The-British-Pakistani-women-marrying-COUSINS.html

>Hiba Maroof is supported by her parents Maroof and Nuzhat as she researched her family tradition of marrying cousins
>It may be controversial but it is legal to marry your cousin in the UK. And for British Pakistanis the practise is common with an estimated 55 percent of them doing so.

SCREECHING at the irreversible mess that this island is in

>>77201346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvPQJVrOhkI

want to have much intercourse with the mute bint from the planet of the apes film

>>77200994

I've been in that bar. the house band was pretty good

>>77201374
ermmmm fuck off inbred whitey racist

>>77201346
>very cold rain
Don't want to ruin your fantasy but that's the Florida Keys, in July. Currently 30°C (86°F).

>>77201211
Always find it a bit weird how leftards claim to despise religion, are happy to mock and ridicule extremist christians and creationists but when the same terms are applied to mudslimes they froth and foam and cry racism and bigotry

why is it ok to mock christians but not muslims for leftards?

Should I keep going with the Officeposting?

Experience with the so called "K hole" my lads? I just felt like impending DEATH and absolute nothingness, detachment from the body

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Everyone feeling placid this fine evening?

>>77201374
B R A D F O R D
R
A
D
F
O
R
D

>>77201463
yes

>>77201472
Wat?

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>Big Guy came down to answer some things
>The world gathered round, from paupers to kings
>I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true
>I show you the way, you know what to do

>What is plan and what is flight?
>Big or small, black or white
>Big Guy, he answered, I'm crashing this plane
>I've taken the mask, you can call me Bane

No survivors. So...

Anyone's botty need servicing?

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>I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere here where I’m a big guy first, masked man second, and probably Gotham's reckoning third.

>>77201374
NEED inbred Pakistani gf

what shall i get from mcdonalds lads

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>Oh God. Had a skinful last night. I was out with CIA. Bill Wilson. Had us on an agency flight. ‘El plano did crash’...

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post your sportsfu

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>See that film last night? Tom Hardy?
>No
>Ah, he's brilliant. He's a brilliant actor.
>He's very good. Very good.
>See you later.
>See you.
>H-he's...not my favourite actor of all time by the way.
>Oh no?
>My favourite actor of all time is... Mr. Aidan Gillen.

>>77200621
turborotter

>>77201495
frick off yank

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>If I pull that off, will your die?
>What are the options?
>It's the same, it's always the same...Of coursh, it would be extremely painful, it's doesn't matter, don't know.
>Don't know.
>OK. Was getting caught part of your plan?
>What are the options?

When did "paki" become a slur?

>>77201481
post fucking machines

>>77201528
An Acid Meal

>Put: "Bane is refreshingly laid back for a big guy with such a big masterplan."

>>77201462
muslim=brown=victim

This is literally their logic. They'll probably start wittering on about the Crusades if you let them, but when they're confronted with an "Islamophobe," SJWs quickly resort to calling them racist. Hilariously, they might even fall back on using sexist and anti-gay, as part of their problematic person package deal.

>>77201586
when the stinking, inbred, shit-coloured mudslimes first turned up on our shores in the 60s

>>77201022
have some self respect mate, absolutely tragic

the fucking state of your texts
>You're a GAYmer
>why do you never reply :(
>quadrouple texting

textbook virgin

>>77201528
Food poisoning

>What's the difference?
>A Big Guy is someone who has disproportionately big arms and legs.
>Oh, I know the ones. *mimics a Big Guy crashing a a plane*
>Yeah, it's caused by putting the mask on.
>Bloody masks, yeah.
>A CIA is still a Big Guy, but their thumbs are hooked into their belt loops.
>So, what's a hothead?
>Do you wanna answer that?
>A hothead is an superautistic being. Sometimes they're redditors, they're like /b/tards.
>.....
>.....
>.....
>So what's a Pavel then-
>How long you gonna be mate?

>>77201601
not that autist

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>>77201533

>>77201626
FOY

quite enjoy playing the ol' creed but haven't got a clue how they relate to one another, memory is so shit i barely recognise similarities in characters/locations

Can only imagine how fuming a yank gets when i usher "FOY"

stupid fat shart stained cunts probably smashing his head off his keyboard right now

>I can't imagine... Bane... going, "Oh, I've told a few people here on the plane it doesn't matter who we are, can I just take the mask off and safely land please?" No. You've put on the mask. You've got to start the fire... please. And that's very much, like...me.

absolutely infuriating how some people just have IT. They don't even have to try.
Then there's me.
Done nothing to deserve this

>>77201676
stfu nigga

No one is as cool as me and it hurts

>>77201651
Honestly don't even know what it means.

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>Baneo Georgini

>>77201639
noice

only 20 an feel like my best drinking days are behind me. can barely stomach downing a pint or drinking a shitload anymore.

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>I prefer a flight plan

>>77201229
was in the thread the other day lad and this was my favourite, had me in tears

did a few myself
>>>/tv/84922419
>>>/tv/84922648
>>>/tv/84923378

stop mishmashing the office with baneposting

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>I crash a plane a week, so a flightplan like that won't catch me out

the so-called """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""france"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Js8wntdk4

>>77200355
bump

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the internationale

I had a dream last night that my teeth were nice and white, but they were too big for my mouth. Made me realise how much better my life would be if I sorted my teeth out.

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fuck sake lads I've really done it this time

>>77201693
>and it hurts

Like acid in the face?

>>77201721
I remember >>>/tv/84922648, had me in stitches

>>77201744
is something supposed to be wrong? looks normal to me

>>77201772
N O N C E

Been playing this Friday the 13th game and honestly had the most fun I've had in a while. Very buggy though.

>>77201772

alri Poleaboo

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>>77201706
quite

>>77201808
stop giving them attention

>>77201708
I wish I'd quit drinking when I was 20, and ditched those alcoholic cunts I used to call friends. Quality of life went up 500% when I did, but I waited too long.

>>77201814
thought this was a lad and got really excited for a second

>>77201744
was going to watch
then saw the bottom right

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>>77201826
hmmm... nah

Brit has gone down the toilet

>>77201837
bender

>>77201772
die freak

>>77201808
Diagnosis: turbo 'tism

wew
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4698470/Skydiver-sent-video-wife-jumping-death.html

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gf was supposed to be going out with mates meaning I could tuck into a cheeky takeaway but now she's cancelled

NOOOOO

>>77201865
BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>But that's life, isn't it? Ups and downs, peaks and troughs... "It would be extremely painful... for you"
>You know what ""philosopher"" said that?
>Bane
>And some people say he's just a big guy

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>>77201867
don't bully me

>Bane mused

>>77201899
FONT

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just went for a drive in my Fiat 500, nipped to Waitrose on the way home to pick up a ready meal for dinner and a joint for Sunday roast tomorrow

interjecting my thrid carling with a magners

>>77201744
>be sensationalist whore
>goes to the shittiest neighbourhood and films it so it sells to her biased audience who won't do any research or critical thinking

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does anyone else get the anxiety shits? i've poo'd three times today becuase my anxiety is so bad
took a xanax so it's alrihgt now i guess alrhouthg i'll probably be asleep within the hour

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>>77201918
ok
oh mate, you have something on your shirt.. *flicks your face while you're looking down*
waheyyy

>>77200621

>deanos think this is attractive

Think I'm out of Office posts, hope you enjoyed, good night and God bless

>>77201969
sounds absolutely vile! you erroneous sluglike pondscum...

>>77201905
feeling a bit of second hand embarrassment for you lad

>>77201803
what's fun about it? not a fan of the recent 4v1 survival and battle royal trend atm

>>77201969
>thrid
You've had enough.

*takes it off you and pours it down the sink*

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>>77201979
ow that hurt
please I didn't do anything wrong leave me alone :'(

>>77201986
Enjoyed them more the first time on /tv/

something to get you lads wet

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-40618555/naadam-mongolia-puts-on-its-manly-games-festival

Post good tunes to trip to! :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWJrKTrpQ4

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Just copped this rare 'pe

>>77201986
cooked up a new one for you lad, fucked it slightly >>>/tv/84983820

>>77202027
You've been spamming this for the past 2 to 3 years

>>77202014
i can't say no to that pepe

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kek

>>77201586

early 2000s
it was acceptable to call each other fat pakis and half castes when i was in primary school in the late 90s

Have a bath or do the dishes. Can't do both tonight, so much exposure to moisture in such a short time will make my fingers go weird.

>>77202021
those mongols up to no good as usual i see!

>>77202037
Haha nice
>Fray Bentos

>>77202051
my n umber is 0

>>77202051
>how to shut down a man who's trying to kill you
>kill yourself

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>>77202089

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>>77202037
Fucking hell I can't believe it got janny'd so quickly

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>>77202098

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>>77202045

>>77201996
Talking to other players and the multiple ways to escape. You can't pick whether to play Jason or counselors so you get less pricks only picking killer. It's quite tense

>>77202074
Wash the dishes in the tub while bathing

lol that milo guys book only sold 150 books in the UK. Anyone remember him?

>>77202089
mine is 2
(1 was a drunken shag with a stranger, and 2 is my long-term gf)

>>77202051
>how to respond to someone calling you a slut
>call yourself a slut

U goin life ?

>>77202128
If you shut them down, they win.

>>77201977
Yeah it's a vicious circle. Anxiety makes me need a shit and needing a shit gives me anxiety.

>>77202089

there's a girl at work who has shagged 25 at age 21

vile, disgusting cunt. she's so insecure. wants a nose job, wants a boob job, wants her lips injected. some poor fucker is going to marry her and kiss those lips that have sucked dozens of cocks.

>>77202084
>>77202119
Having to make this post from my phone because they've banned me for spamming

/tv/ jannies are the most autistic cunts going

>>77202119
Yet they let the 15th millionth interracial cuckold spam stay up.

>>77202205
Maybe stop spamming BLACKED then you stupid fucker

is paris worse than London?

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>>77202147
Milo Yiannopanonce?

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Good Girl Zooey was peak Zooey. Aniston was past her (Friends season 1) prime by that that point, but still very hot. Maybe even still is today.

The Good Girl is a very underrated film with an outstanding cast on excellent form. I strongly recommend you download and watch it.

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>mum messages me out of nowhere saying "dont kill yourself please"
its like she can read my mind

>>77202236
Is a a puddle of puke worse than a puddle of diarrhoea?

i'm proud of my virginity
can't wait to see the look on my eventual gf's face when i tell her i'm hilariously sexually inexperienced

http://www.strawpoll.me/13441969

http://www.strawpoll.me/13441969

http://www.strawpoll.me/13441969

>>77202263
mine won't let me

>>77202205
Jesus
Innovative threads like that get deleted and banned and Star Wars thread #467 gets to stay along with BLACKED threads and peado threads
Fuck that board

>>77202275
>>77202275
>>77202275
>>77202275

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*slerp* *SLERRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

>>77202236
Outside of the shitskin areas, Paris is much nicer and more beautiful than London, which on the whole is a fucking grim city. Paris is far more liveable.

i'm learning french, chinese, russian, and perl all at once and i still feel like it's not enough to fill my brain, like only a tiny percent of my potential is being used. being a brainmore is suferring
>>77202263
are you posting emo shit on facebook?

>>77202236
What do you mean? Both cities are renowned as some of the best in the world to live

>>77202263
Maybe she saw all the replies you get on /brit/.

>>77202291
Too fucking early

>>77202291
What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Hey Janny... We got another one here.