CIA edition
feet
>>77186985
beautiful
big guys only below this post
Want to fuck an Asian desu
the ideal woman
>>77187011
Didn't even say anything about guys this time you absolute turbo nigger
*sharts*
dont post asians
Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7EbtLb8ok
I should probably go to bed
>made plans to hang out with friend and his gf
>he tells me out of nowhere how his gf's friend is coming along
>he repeatedly emphasized how she's single
Lord have mercy on me. Here I was expecting to play some vidya in a comfortable setting with two close friends, now I'll be fighting off a panic attack for several hours.
How drunk should I get lads? Liquor always helps and I know some will be there.
yankpill me on hispanic women, /cum/
boys :3
>>77187060
They tend to be short
>>77187061
No! Girls only
>>77187054
>>77187054
your on fault coastie
>>77187054
why? just be cool about it all instead of being a major autist
nth for don't bully!
>>77187060
either really chubby and annoying, or slender with sexy hips
What do you think of Taiwanese school uniforms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE20u0pOcYg
They're really low effort imo.
Especially dislike this tracksuit one. They should invest some money and come up with really cute ones, preferably with sandals as shoes for girls or if they have to be closed shoes a mary jane model should be mandatory (because it's cute)
>>77187090
give me an autograph please
>>77187071
no! >:3
I have sex with men
it is a quintessential american act
>>77187090
i love you
How long do you think you would want to maintain 4-6 beers every night
>>77187107
1 night
>>77187107
no more than 6 years ofc 6 beers turns into more though
>>77187107
untill you start to get chubby
>>77187079
I am not a cool person. Last time I was around a girl my friends knew she hugged everyone goodbye but gave me a handshake.
>>77187089
I hate Taiwan now.
>>77187125
your fault for not initiating the hug
BOOSABOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77187125
lol
i refuse to believe people this autistic exist
FUCK night time cold medicine, it's supposed to make you relaxed and sleepy yet i'm restless as fuck and kept tossing and turning in bed. I think it's the antihistamine tbqh
>>77187134
PLEASE
It's officially my birthday, fellas
I have trouble making eye contact with girls. It makes me freak the fuck out and I keep looking away
>>77187125
If your friends knew her but you didn't then that's understandable
>>77187089
Some of them are ok but most are, like you said, trash
Used to see some pretty sexy ones when I was going to school in Taipei but they are just Japanese style sailor fuku.
so far in this thread latvia is the only poster that doesnt offend me along with the retarded pepe leaf
>>77187149
Just do it.
It's really not that hard.
>>77187145
Happy birthday, fella
>>77187159
thanks
>>77187149
You're on the spectrum, boi
>>77187145
happy birthday man
>>77187149
extremely beta
>>77187159
What have I done to offend you, fuck face?
what a dumb bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg0jtuuVGbA
>>77187169
literally nothing wrong with being autistic
>>77187136
No bully, Germany.
>>77187149
Thank you, anon. I feel the same way. It's physically painful.
>>77187181
nice ass at 0:44
>>77187177
you share the same state with that weak spined cuck lane county or w/e
>>77187149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
h-here bud
I rly need a haircut
>>77187228
Buzz your hair short.
https://twitter.com/x_hisabilly_x/status/851424550088695809
>>77187246
no I like my hair sort of long but not this long
>>77187248
funnier than I expected
>>77187257
It might time for a change, anon.
>>77187248
The future is now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VsiaozYGxM
I don't like women anymore.
>>77187274
i was driving semi trailer for living at thhat age lol
>>77187145
my condolences, old man :c
what does it mean if I like the cuddling after sex better than the actual sex?
>>77187277
too long?
>>77187302
you're a romantic <3
>>77187287
>caring about a roasties opinion
c'mon anon
>>77187311
Yup. Try a buzzcut. One shower and you'd be amazed of how convenient it is. Save a decent chunk of change if you do it yourself. You can always grow it back.
What are women going to do with men after they inevitably take over?
>>77187311
A+ taste in caps
need an 18 yr old gf that I can go pick up from school on weekdays
http://armywife101.com/2017/05/40-signs-stationed-germany.html
>>77187287
>brreeeeeewwwbbb brodude music
ctrl w
>>77187335
the gints hat is top tier
>>77187334
Put us on farms to milk our sperm.
>>77187302
it's not better but it's just as good
>>77187331
havent buzzed it since I was a child. dont mind working it out a little. guess ill probably just shorten it up a bit
oh burger king germany just rolled out "grilled dogs" hot dogs think i might have to give one a taste :-)
on the next episode of /cum/, find out if anon gets the girl!
you're a big guy
Death is but the doorway to new life.
We live today, we shall live again.
In many forms shall we return.
I'm in love with a dying man
>>77187426
But I'm not dying
>>77187421
YALA
had sex to ed sheeran
>had sex
>>77187343
army wives are the worst
rare to meet a more obnoxious group of people
some weird combination of generally 20somethings, people who have no real identity except what their husband is doing, and huge surplus of free time
>>77187439
Nevermind then ;3
gonna go to sleep I guess good night niggers
>>77187459
and a lot of them are cheating whores
>>77187480
Hope you die in your sleep
>>77187492
wtf apologize please
I dont want anything bad to happen to you
>>77187383
Good stuff, anon. I'm sure you won't regret it.
last night you were in my room
now my bedsheets smell like you
>>77187525
Sheeran is a lyrical genius.
the pain meds I'm on are constipating. haven't pooped in 2 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxlBOBOZHqI
>>77187559
laxatives, my dude
>>77187554
So he’s spent 500 pounds on jeans, goes to the gym at least six times a week, he wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet. He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPrCNh51dQo
A masterpiece.
Sexodus
>>77187596
glad i was able to introduce you to it
>>77187611
uhh, fuck off
>>77187624
>>77187586
What's the name of this slut again? I swore she showed her tits at one point too.
>>77187587
i wanna fucc
>>77187652
idk they posted this retarded awoo video yesterday and i took a screenshot to show everyone that she looks dumb af
>>77187670
Not to dumb for my dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS7tFKNlyXc
New Order > the meme band that preceded New Order
>>77187681
misogyny
Why are any of you still awake?
Is the anon that likes Lana Del Rey here?
>>77187705
I'm a loser NEET with nothing better to do.
>>77187694
superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JsA_lhaYb0
>>77187705
just brushed my teeth
Do you guys brush your teeth three times a day?
>>77187758
i only floss and listerine them once a day
>>77187717
truly the worst decade
>77176677
Following this thread and would really like to know more. Anyone have green text stories to share?
https://www.reddit.com/r/taiwan/comments/6nepfd/tinder_warning/
lol
>>77187794
Fixed link
>>77176677
>>77187705
i fucking LOVE this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fwItZyAu0Q
>>77187794
>tfw no gf
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/d/ford-bronco-big-block/6212233046.html
I want it so bad
Living as a pathetic 5' 7" 115 lbs beta manlet with no friends permanently wrecked my social skills, even after improving my appearance. I have no friends, I'm a NEET living in my parent's house, rotting in a dark room in front of a computer screen every day. Every time I go outside, nothing happens. I even tried volunteering, typical shit that normies tell you to do to meet people, to no avail.
>>77187845
I could go so fast up hills and stuff
>>77187892
Why not lead an interesting life as a narco?
>>77187892
Do you work at all? Do you even sell oranges at Home Depot?
>mfw you are not trying hard enough.
>>77187911
>>77187926
I was exaggerating by saying "nothing happens" when I "go outside" like normies always say to do. Men sometimes hit on me or catcall, but what's the point if those men would back off if they knew about the pen0r? "Dammit, how could such a cute girl not have a pussy to fuck? What a cruel joke of nature, giving someone physical features to look good as a girl, but not make them one, and instead attempt to destroy the features with testosterone."
PAIN MEDS KICKING IN
>>77188031
That just means you need more.
You don't know me!!!
>>77188067
clacks should I get this?>>77187845
its weird, when looking at craigslist ads for trucks there are more Canadians with confederate flags than Americans
>>77188137
>they live in the far north
>use southern flags
Really made me go hmmm
>>77188120
I don't like trucks, so I'm pretty biased against it.
If you like it, get it.
>>77188162
*gets angry*
>>77188162
well that truck would get about 10 mpg. has the same engine as my parent's motorhome. it would be fun to get into offroading and also it'd be nice to have my own car again but I can't really justify buying a car because my parents let me use their old car for free.
>>77188157
they are all right on the border.
>>77188010
Why don't you camwhore as a trap and make a shitload of dosh?
>>77188200
>>77188162
maybe it would be better to get something a little more in the middle. that bronco is sweet but has a lot of performance parts and swapped a huge engine.
>77188221
*hacks your computer*
*deletes that pic from your computer*
>>77188221
*saves
why is it just me and the idiots in here?
>>77188548
rude >:(
map of subhumans (c*tholics) in America
so hungry
>>77188609
show a more interesting map please
>>77188628
why don't you like trucks? you can put a bike in the back
>>77188630
>>77188654
that was interesting
this one goes out to all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWvh8gezm_c
>>77188653
they're just big and ugly imo
>>77188703
>t. low test
tfw live in orlando
>>77188693
HHU was my first choice
>>t. low test
*overcompensates with a large truck
I would buy a smaller truck
>>77188873
What do you have to overcompensate for, silly boy?
MAGA
>>77188903
no facial hair
>>77188902
like a toyota pickup or a ranger or s10?
you go swimming in the sea and encounter megalodon (the grey one)
wat do?
God Emperor Trump can't be stopped.
He just keeps winning xD
>>77188986
umm, swim away...
the wife and the bull
>>77189186
me on the far right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyrKeThaEJM
>>77188628
fuck!!!! i want this!!!!!!
>>77189258
get this instead>>77187908
>>77189357
no
cars are stupid
>>77189374
its a sports utility vehicle
>>77189239
True story. While I was at school with my two friends, this one girl said "I will suck all your guys dicks". So since I was sitting I started to crawl backwards and screamed BE GONE THOT. Then I hit a fence, and it was worth it.
>>77189396
still stupid
Okay I just saw The Mummy 2017
The title is VERY misleading and the movie turned out to be surprisingly good
>>77189454
well where do you live and what are your transportation needs?
>tfw you realize Soros is the good guy
>>77189491
bicycles are the thinking man's mode of transport
for longer distances there is public transport
>>77189526
>or longer distances there is public transport
I don't live in town so there isn't for me
>>77189544
then your country is obviously lacking in this regard and quite embarrassingly so
general motors lobbyism was very effective
>>77189583
are you telling me that in germany if you live a 15 miles outside of a small town you have easy access to public transportation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH7EMXYvL2w
nice tune
>>77189657
sounds a little edgy to me
>>77189611
yes, you can take the bus
Just farted
AMA
>>77189678
ur a little edgy
>>77189730
how good did it smell?
>>77189714
and it runs by that location and will be there every few minutes so I can get to the place I need to go? and I can use that bus to tow my trailer and I can load home supplies like plants and large bags of animal feed?
>>77189754
me in pic
>>77189754
Really fucking good
Made me cry
>>77189775
nonsensical post
just use a heavy load bicycle trailer like a thinking man would
>>77189798
ur nipples look really big
>>77189799
wish I was there
I'm a white man trapped in a brown man's body.
>desuarchive is offline
what a stupid site
>>77189816
pull hundreds of pounds on a bike? and in the winter? that's kinda stupid. are all euros so grumped about people not living in a shitty metropolis and needing a personal vehicle?
>>77189827
thanks
>>77189892
are you a man or a little baby
put on a pair of gloves and start pedaling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA
damn...
blister on my hand from doing yard work last night
how am I supposed to enjoy masturbating like this
>>77189910
>are you a man or a little baby
I'm more of a man child. I do enjoy biking as a leisurely activity. before I had my license I had to bike everyone and it made it so I couldn't do most things I wanted to
>>77189948
call in an escort
>>77189948
Use your other hand
>sharia law is ba-
>>77189968
Do people readily switch hands like this? I've never used my right hand to jack off.
>>77189958
I'm not going to reward some woman for having a cunt
>>77189992
Nothing wrong with marrying a 14 year old girl
>>77190024
>he's a lefty
hahahha
I guess I should be in bed now right
>>77190030
I'm not left handed. I started jacking off using my left hand because my right hand had to operate the computer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk9ATUGdWDY
>a growing number of ladino
why does she have to pronounce it so disgustingly spic like
>>77190067
Maybe because she's hispanic?
What sort of question is that?
>>77190130
she works for an american station
i don't want to hear spic talk on american tv
>>77190149
She's speaking english.
>>77190175
spic english
ugh GROSS
today is my birthday
>>77190249
joyous anniversary
>>77190249
suck cock and goodnight
she's all up night for good fun
i'm up all night to get some
we're up all night to succ toesies
>>77190249
Is this Ryan?
Happy birthday to ourselves
>>77190249
Happy Birthday anonymous
>>77190412
Ryan is from Ottawa
Took a Bentley out for a testie yesterday, wasn't impressed.
well that explains a lot
Just woke up and its 3am
>>77190437
What's your name? Mr. 22 year old boy.
Just bought some Arizona Ice meme from the off license lads
It tastes like literal cough medicine, good job burgers
>I put Spongebob music over XY
unfunniest shit ever
i own this thread now
Dead
Chinatsu is the strongest Yuru.
>>77190498
i would be heavily dissapointed if my children turned out to be spineless liberals in love with corperate cock
buenos dias cabrones
ando medio pedo
real euro hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJa_b33m1k
the perfect gf
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM WONDERFUL
I AM FREE
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM WONDERFUL
I AM MAGICAL
I AM ME
I LOVE MY LIFE
lefrenchman.jpg
Why are asians so appallingly bad at holding their liquor?
Have a viet friend who unironically puked last night after 2 margaritas
>>77190554
Arizona is great you slob
why does this general talk about asians so much?
>>77193906
genetics
>>77194029
Its a general full of white betas
What did you expect
>>77194107
I'm a white beta too but what does that have to do with asians?
>>77193829
The JUST look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFA3KGp4GuU
REEEE THE CREAMLIQUOR I BROUGHT FROM SPAIN HAS EXPIRED
AAAAAAAA
>>77194193
>takane confirmed as america's mascot
>>77194283
honestly couldn't care less
Can they?
https://youtu.be/uUVoggWq_sc
>Cryptos are down
>my index fund and stocks are ATH
I can never lose
why did a german reply to me
My dad and his brother
>>77186980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNMMTZzurg
does anyone wanna play F2P wow with me
Can they?
https://youtu.be/uUVoggWq_sc
>>77194671
>>77196053
post it again
>Check the catalog on /pol/ for any happenings
>6 threads complaining about how "le bad guys won WW2 xD" or wanting fascism to come back
>Close the catalog
Made a bit of a mistake
>>77196148
it feels like months since the last happening
that acid attack was low tier happening
Post things that make you go hmmm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38pmXk1tja0
>>77187000
hmmm
>>77196434
mmmh?
>"hey im lost can i stay with you?"
>>77196816
youre gonna become even more lost right now
Gonna watch Narcos and then go to "donate" plasma
>>77196878
>feeding the vampires
Are you at least getting paid?
>>77196893
yeah $70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7ic
>like love songs directed at tween girls
>never been in love myself
odd
>>77196960
love your 2D gals
>>77196917
bloodslut
>>77196960
But you want to.
My guess is that since you never loved as a tween you are stuck there.
>>77196878
selling plasma is more embarassing than getting an abortion
those places are always teeming with lowlifes
>>77196122
FUCK YOU ILLINOIS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT
>>77196917
You going to buy drugs with that money or something? Selling your body for money is the mark of a junkie
>>77197173
probably desu
is it really?
>>77197146
>tfw go to the same university that she got kidnapped from
Didn't know it made national news desu
>>77197065
Ah yes, being stuck in limbo is so fun
;-;
>>77196960
>clinton county
Haven't seen you in a while
AWAKEN, MY /cum/!
>>77197210
I feel for you my man.
Here is my favorite song to cheer you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
>>77197253
Got back from Yurop about a week ago
Apparently we were in Rome the same day according to CIA. We shoulda fought in the colosseum
Why does Japan have 2 generals but we have to share ours with Canada and Mexico?
>>77197307
Weebs enable gooks.
>>77197037
the djt isnt for japanese people.
it's for gaijin intensely studying jap for some unknown reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHrnMgE4L4
if canada had a general it'd be called /gay/
been listening to boulevard of broken dreams all night
i think i get billie joe
>>77197563
piano man is great
>>77197540
Leave us alone!
Fucking Bully!
>>77197306
It would've been like Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, how long were you in S.P.Q.R? I got home yesterday
>>77197729
3 days in Rome and then 2 in Paris after I was done in Spain
You ended up in Romania for a time right? How was that?
>I spent time in Europe
>>77197771
Not yet, I'm going to Romania in early September before I go to study in Prague. I was just in Italy, but I feel like I havent seen your flags in months
>using brainlet wojak pics
>>77197784
Si, forza Italia, forza il Duce
>using brainlet wojak pics
Also this isnt a joke, when I was in Sicily there were man made fires everywhere, the country was literally burning down. When I asked a tour guide what the hell was going they just said it was the mafia acting up
Hello fatties and brownies
>>77197942
How did you know?
>>77197961
I am have the 3 digit ICQ
New (No dirty posts)
>>77198156
>>77198156
>>77198156
>>77197803
Ah that should be fun my dude, wish I could have stayed longer than a month
I was just the Spanish poster in /cum/ for all of June. Glad to be back and glad to have you back
.......hello?......
>>77198393
>>77198194
dummy
>missing out on all the tv shows cause you're in treatment
>at home for a couple hours
>can shitpost with reddit flags again
heh, you'll feel the power of islamic arbys
>>77198194
>>77198393
>>77198562
>>77189186
What is the offspring of a mulatto and a mestiza called?
>>77201521
a joke gone wrong