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matthew "too many sweets" sweet edition
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nth for don't bully!
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chose bulbasaur this time
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No.
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first
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>>77185468
disgusting
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its a friday night and here I am with a buncha faggots
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my gf
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>>77185479

bamboozled

It was actually squirtle
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>>77185490
The only acceptable choice is charmander
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>>77185468
whos gona b ur water type
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>>77185498

the patricians choice IS charmander, but I always choose him, so I wanted to try something different
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>>77185490
ew thats the most boring one
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Matthew is /cum/'s brendan
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>picking charmander
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>>77185422
You aren't the Aussie from last time?
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>>77185510
fair enough. Are you going to get a beedril?
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Do you feel like you're wasting your life? I think I'm hitting mid-20's-crisis mode if that's a thing.
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>choosing a starter that can't learn a HM
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mj gone
my nigga dead
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I'm going to have a wife and kids by my mid 20's
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>the shit I had to do to beat brock in yellow version

it was horrible
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>>77185539
uh, catch a mankey and use low kick?!
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>teaching your starter an HM
nigger what the fuck are you doing
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I hate the Mojave desert
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>>77185535
>using HMs on your starter

fucking retard
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>not getting rid of your starter right after catching your first Pidgey
How much of a pleb can you be?
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>he doesnt still have all his old pokemon cartridges
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>>77185552
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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the grandma is moving out tomorrow buds
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>the battery inside the cartridges are dead
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>ditching your starter
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>>77185569

I'll never see my lvl 100 typhlosion again ;_;
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>>77185552
i never understand why people willingly created towns there, it's fucking awful
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>>77185558
Almost.

There are a few Canadians here by the way
Cool cammies
And some Brit commandos but they don't matter
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>brother had a holo charizard
>kept it on the mantel
>went to look at it one day
>it fell in the crack between the mantel and the wall
>no one believed me and my brother thought I took it
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>>77185555
I used a pidgey up until I got the old rod and then ditched it for a magikarp with tackle
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>he doesn't spend countless hours breeding the perfect aryan pokemon and then get to the legendary pokemon and spend days soft resetting to try and get the perfect IVs until you get burnt out and don't pick the game back up or ever finish it again

do you even pokemon???
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>I care about IVs and min maxing in a game targeted towards children
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>he lets his pokemon evolve
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>>77185580
alex?
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>I don't go to autistic extremes to max out a children's game
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I still have most of the original holos but only a couple are first print
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>he plays competitive
>he didnt save all his cards from childhood
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getting sick and tired of this place after learning about good urban planning
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MY ASSHLOLE BURNS
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Watching some anime
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>>77185641
Which city do you live in?
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>>77185537
wish i was 18-21 again
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>>77185653
What did you do to it fag?
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>>77185580
Don't worry our gov't is trying to make the military less White and male I'm sure they will be replaced by native trannies in rainbow flag camo soon enough
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I think god threw me a bone buds
I'm not really religious but sometimes things work out just well enough for seemingly no explainable reason
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>>77185653
use more lube and go slower next time

foreplays really important too
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>>77185666
I TOOK A POOP
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caught a mankey

gimme a name
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>>77185655
Hopefully something good
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>>77185684
There aren't any gays here
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>>77185690
cutie patootie :D
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>>77185666
hail satan!
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>>77185664
brisbane lad
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>>77185701

too many characters
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I got jewed out of cards when I was younger because someone traded me french cards and he told me they were really rare
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>>77185693
lol
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>>77185690
uma delicia
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>>77185690
cumbum
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>>77185555
> playing generation 1 unironically
Gen 4 was the best you plebs

t. older than you
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>>77185692
Is this show good or nah
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I take like 2-3 tablespoons of fiber and 300 mgs of docusate sodium a day
Been shitting like a dream, always comes out super clean too, minimal wiping required
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>>77185690
UMA
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>>77185723

2*
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Upvote this if you a real nigga
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>>77185723
2 desu
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>>77185713
Well as long as they're not knockoffs they're still game legal (provided you have a translation of the effect)
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>>77185727
Its C U T E
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>catching male pokemon
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>play Gen 1
>no special/physical split
JUST
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>>77185728
grats
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>>77185723
I actually agree with this.
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>>77185744
*downvotes*
*dabs*
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>mankey was level 2

fuck, this is gonna take awhile
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I usually caught male pokemon exclusively
I thought it was some kind of crypto-sexism or something at first but then I met this girl in high school who also played Pokemon and she did the same thing
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wish i was a woman so i could do voice overs like this https://youtu.be/zB6FaGBz0Lo#t=116
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why are we talking about pokemon?
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>not catching a male gardevoir
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>>77185769
fake ass nigga baka never @ me again
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>>77185779
I only caught female pokemon.

I also only played as female characters in fighting games.
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>>77185786
Because its cool, faggot
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>>77185785
wtf it feels like Total Warhammer 1 just came out still
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>>77185794
Don't use that f word please
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>>77185803
yea it's crazy but i'm going to buy it anyways because i'm a cuck
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Girls
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BUMBULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>77185815
good taste
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Boys
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boys :3
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>>77185815
>he likes cooties
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Is it just me or has C*ra been on here less the last couple days?
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>>77185813
I'll buy it but I'll wait until it's not 60$, I'm a bit fed up with paying 60$ for a game
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Boys>girls
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>>77185825
No! Girls only
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>>77185815
girls are overrated man

>>77185829
/cum/ has become /cu/
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>>77185609
Ya lamo
Who this
>>77185670
Either way your guys look pretty good to go to me, too bad I won't get to train with them
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>>77185838
no! >:3
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"lifting is a total waste of ti-"
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>>77185849
damn...
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>>77185845
didn't you tell them you wanted to be stationed in montenegro???
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>>77185831
well, denuvo's getting fucked left and right so i'd expect a crack within a month this time
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>>77185849
If lifting only meant using an elevator, I would have muscles.
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>>77185849
Sick. Cant wait to have this bod soon
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>>77185845
>Either way your guys look pretty good to go to me
>tfw every ally always says how bro-tier the Canadian military is but you'll never get to join
Fugg
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>>77185849
*swoons*
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https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/07/15/1605610683/1500087564472/asset_2500K.mp4
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>>77185849
Fat faces always look bad
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that tfw when when 2(two) intelligent too lift waits
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>tfw lazy to lift
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I fucking hate faggots
Get out
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>>77185859
The Marine Corps is one big fuck over fest
I knew I wouldn't get it anyways, I'd have to be an embassy guard in 3 years to do that and that's if I get it
Not that I'll stay in anyways I fucking hate this place
>>77185875
At least you don't have to do the gay shit
It got up to 39celsius today with no clouds
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>>77185849
REMINDER: no matter how much you lift it won't cure your autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E
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>>77185896
Lots of caffeine helps
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>>77185849
how come a lot of people are utterly negligent of their chest?
can't just be poor genes
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>>77185909
Luckily I do not have autism
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>>77185911
I drink a lot of coffee and i'm still too lazy and unmotivated to do anything productive with my life
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the poonited sharts of gaymerica
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>>77185935
noo please
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>>77185927
Then consider r9k faggot go cry there
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>>77185927
Once you get your first small taste of results you will really want to keep going, just stick it out until then.
You can do it anon.
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Help me I can't stop pooping

My butt still burns
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>>77185947
>My butt still burns
I thought this was only a White people thing?
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This COULD be you.

But it wont be because of your choices.
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>>77185941
the jewnited gaytes of americunts
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>>77185964
THOT
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>>77185944
>r9k

I might be lazy but i'm not an autistic NEET virgin
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>>77185815
Boys though
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>>77185973
no no NO NOOOOOO
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>>77185964
My nipples don't stick out like that
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>>77185964
Can i be the girl
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>>77185983
You sure lack discipline like one
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>>77185964
>fagformers belt
No thanks
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>>77186001
Post your belt fag. Post your girl and your car too pussy
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wtf, I couldve sworn fighting was good against bird type
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>>77185994
i work 12 hours a day and get home at 8pm exhausted as fuck. no fuckin wonder i'm lazy to go
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>>77185964
>shaves his torso
>shows his underpants
>zip of pants is open
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>>77186024
>wagecuck
SAD
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>>77185964
asco
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AH FIDDLESTICKS
I FUCKED MYSELF WITH THE TOILET PLUNGER AND NOW THERES SOME BLOOD COMING OUT MY ASS
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ITT we post unpopular /cum/ opinions:
BajaChan was a very overrated poster
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>>77186032
Having disposable income is a thing of magic
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*hides abhorrent post*
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>>77185990
get in line
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>>77186032
maybe, but i'm fine working 12 hours a day when i'm getting paid $34 an hour. it's hard work but it pays off
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>>77186048
reminds me that i'll soon have a job in a convenience store

i don't want to work
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>>77186046
>BajaChan was a very overrated poster
I agree, BajaChan was garbage.
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>>77186032
> being a neet
embarrassing baka
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>>77186046

traps are gay and gays are NOT welcome
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>>77186046
Jotolisco wasn't a girl(male)
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>>77186046
Yeah, baja was very overrated. Kind of glad (s)he's gone.
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>>77186046
ok
/soc/-tier faggots and /soc/-tier faggot acknowledgers should off themselves
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>>77186060
Meh work isn't that bad. What else do I have to do honestly? Nothing. Ain't got no friends. I just Sit around and shitpost all day I guess or play games, but hell if I can make money then I'll do it
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>>77186065

NOBODY WILL HIRE ME
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>>77185988
the losenited fakes of fagmerica
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>>77186048
>>77186065
>They think the only way to make money is to work a slave job

ABSOLUTELY HOWLING HERE

>>77186059
Lmao and then you woke up
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>>77186046
Traps are not gay
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>>77186070
Traps are not gay
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>>77186046
There are no good posters
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>Traps are not gay
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>>77186101
*coughs*
AHEM
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How does this image make you feel?
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>Traps are gay
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>*walks up and shoves his fingers in your crush's snatch*

How do you reply?
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>>77186133
Ask if I can film them doing it
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>>77186046
its ok to be gay
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i ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
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Can we just admit that traps are bisexual?
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>>77186150
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>>77186087
STOP IT PLEASE NOO
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>>77186150
yes
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>>77186150
>>77186158
One of you better get a county flag right now. >:(
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>>77186133
take down, pass guard, mount, submit
if he trains, i'll probably go half-guard and go for lockdown, sweep, and electric chair
if he's better than me i'm probably getting ktfo because he looks strong
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>>77186150
No. I'm not into men, only traps
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>>77186183
what about cute boys?
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>>77186183
>>77186193

what part of gays not welcome did you not understand
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>>77186201
rudeposting isnt allowed either but that doesnt seem to stop you!
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>>77186161
>the AIDSnited masturbates of fatmerica
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>>77186133
Bust out my glawk fawty
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The greatest president of the United States.
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Would you theoretically go to a /cum/ offline meeting with all the other users?
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>>77186235
maybe a year ago i wouldve
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>>77186235

I did that once and it was awful
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>>77186235
Only if it was in Detroit so we could visit some crack dens
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>>77186235
no
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>>77186235
If they got a good cross-section of users
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>>77186235
I would hate to meet some of these people (see /cum/rade)
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would HEEM anyone in a game of monopoly
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>>77186253
Who was there?
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>>77186235
Never
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>>77186235
yeah
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>>77186270

a hipster who ditches people
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>>77186280
Why did you even want to meet him?
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Sincerely hope that if I meet one of you we don't know that either of us browses /cum/
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>>77186287

I was bored
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>>77186278
You could beat up autistic homos though, that sounds like fun.
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>>77186287
Hipsters are qt
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>>77186266
I'm a good person and a good poster 2bh
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>>77186287
he's gay
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he's also a liar
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>>77186215
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS
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>>77186290
The only 4chan anon I ever knew irl after 2009 was also a huge redditor.
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>>77186314
Buddy of mine used to browse /mu/ and has never used reddit
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Also I didn't ditch him he was like 2 hours late
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Nothing wrong with being a fag
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>>77186341

it takes an hour to get into the city because BART is slow as shit
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>>77186046
Extra flags makes these threads less interesting and extremely circlejerky.
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i stumbled upon a cute mexican girl's twitter. and then i thought to myself
tfw no mexican gf
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>>77186401
i'll be ur gf ;)
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>>77186398
Very true tbqh
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>>77186312
the shootnited overweights of amerifag
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>>77186401
post pics
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How do I get a CHI bf?
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there are people that unironically think traps aren't gay
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>>77186329
Is this that anon who was saying fuck authority
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>>77186462
just download grindr they're everywhere
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I'm sick and tired of the "traps are gay" meme.
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>>77186466
it's called being gay but not wanting to come to terms with it
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>>77186488
Traps themselves say they are gay
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FACT: if you like looking at willies then you are a gay
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>>77186501
They've fallen for the meme.

It's not true.
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Ravioli
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traps aren't gay. you're brain just confuses you and you want to sex the trap even though it may biologically be male
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>>77186473
No, it's >>77186524
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Wow man. I knew clackmyass was a little gay for liking STICCs but now that he likes traps. There's no doubt that he is 100% a fag.
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>>77186501
nothing gay with being a trap and hooking up with a guy

you're pretending to be a girl and hes a guy so its totally hetero??
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>>77186439
NO MORE
YOU CAN'T... DO THIS ANYMORE
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>>77186534
I don't like traps, I'm saying that there's nothing gay about being a trap.
>>
>tfw fit
>nice hair
>good bod
>pretty alpha extrovert
>however, TERRIBLE acne
why god
>>
Absolute garbage album.

I wanted to like it, but it's just so bad that I can't.
>>
>>77186562
maybe wash your face
>>
>>77186562
Serves you right.
>>
>>77186576
What products? I've been trying out so much generic shit, nothing seems to work well. I have it on my face, arms near shoulders, and back. I hate it
>>
>>77186562
have you seen a dermatologi
>>
>>77186562
Sure thing, sweetie
>>
I've worn women's underwear to school before
>>
>>77186595
post them
>>
>>77186595
I've worn high heels outside before.
>>
the south will rise again
>>
>go on /mena/
>80% of the flags are western
why is mena such a giant shithole
>>
>>77186595
>>77186606
I used to play with my mom's clothing and shoes when I was little t bh
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>>77186544
the screwednited prostates of poomerica
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2ZkamZjLY
>>
>>77186633
How little?

I was 16.
>>
Death Grips sucks.
>>
>>77186648
I think the last time I did it was when I was 12 or 13
>>
>>77186663
abhorrent post
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>keep trying to get friends to hang out
>nobody responds to the messages

starting to get the feeling they dont like me anymore
>>
>>77186663
I like Eh
>>
>>77186648
whyd you do it?
>>
>tfw love ghosting people
>>
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>>77186663
delet this
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>>77186663
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuDBUxH1q48
>>
>>77186595
when I was younger, I was a sexual deviant of pretty high order

definitely can tick off wearing womens underpants to school
I bought a thong from the GAP when I was about the same age.

The most risqué thing I can remember doing was masterbating dick out in the cafeteria in a pretty open area
also did it another time but with a stuffed animal with a hole cut out and a girl I was friends with jerked me off

I have no idea why I thought that was a good idea
>>
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>
>>77186680
I like Eh too, but I'm not a fan of DG

>>77186696
Idk lol
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>Oyster bay is nowhere to be seen and cryptocurrencies are tanking
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>>77186720
I jacked off in my classroom while everyone else was away in the auditorium when I was 12
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why are there always owls around during alien abduction stories
>>
>>77186741
He's in Shitaly IIRC
>>
>>77186745
I wanted to be abducted by aliens so bad when I was a kid
>>
>>77186741
He lives out of a shopping cart now. I warned him.
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it's friday, why are you on here?
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>>77186761
anime looks gay as fuck
>>
>>77186761
im not here im in bed and this is a dream
>>
>>77186720
kek

i rubbed one off in physics class once
the classroom had multiple rows going up stairs and each row was separated by a sheet of wood so you couldn't see underneath the table
took a seat in the very last row with no neighbors left or right and wanked it a bit

interesting experience
>>
>>77186761

its saturday in 15 minutes
>>
>>77186782
>>77186720
there were kids like you in my high school. everybody always knew when they were doing the deed but nobody wanted to say anything because it was too weird
>>
>>77186761
Just got back desu
>>
>>77186783
>west coasters in charge of what time it is
it's been saturday for awhile
>>
>>77186591
try buying some sea salt soap from mystic water
>>
>>77186761
i am alone
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>living outside of pacific standard time
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>its a get drunk alone, read manga and play darkest dungeon on a friday night episode
>>
>>77186782
exhibitionism doesn't do much for me anymore but I like the idea of fucking outdoors without getting caught

need a footie in da'an park someday

>>77186794
suck my dick bud
>>
I check out manga from the library, and sometimes the old librarian dude gives me a funny look.
>>
>>77186783
So what's your excuse?
>>77186795
from the gay bar?
>>77186822
KEK me too. I'll be here next weekend too. and the next one
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cm punk
>>
>>77186830
once walked in on some kid fingering his gf in the band room. i didn't know what to say when i saw this so i just did finger guns and walked away
>>
>>77186846

>>77186673
>>
>>77186846
its ok i dont feel very alone when im with you guys !
>>
just saw kiss for the fourth time they were pretty cool
havent been this hammered in many moons
>>
>>77186851

>>>/asp/
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I'm going to a party tomorrow and hosting a party the day after
Top comfy
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>>77186846
girlfriends house.
I'm not allowed to stay the night cause her parents might show up in the morning
>>
>>77186794
niBBa nobody would have cared we used to watch porn in class with the mp3 propped up in our pencil cases
>>77186830
you think the gf would ever be down?

also when will pics of her feet start dropping
>>
>le filter man is here already
>>
>>77186913
>you think the gf would ever be down?
maybe, sometimes she surprises me and grabs my dick in public
>also when will pics of her feet start dropping
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>77186720
>>77186782
>>77186913
What's wrong with you people?
>>
>>77186959
school is boring you need to find ways to stay entertained
>>
Gooks
>>
>>77186964
It's not that boring.
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>>77186967
>>
new

>>77186980

>>77186980

>>77186980
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I fucking despise trapfags. they have RUINED all fate threads with their fag shit
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Who hyped for GoT here fellers?
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