/brit/

>accumulator bets

the deano vice

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anime

sharm el sheikh is also very deano

Is betting (eg. William Hill) working class, upper class, or deano?

what are some deano fashion brands/venues?

quintessential deano aspirations?

egg

>>77127714
all of the above

Changing the subject

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IMAGINE having a willy under 6 inches, I honestly think I'd cry myself to sleep. 6 inches is average and bare minimum to even have the girl feel something is inside of her.

Deano is more of a Everton or a Villa fan?

>>77127725
Becoming the most senior salesman at the Winnersh branch of Foxtons

reckon this bizarre succession of deano threads has been the best content /brit/ has put out in months

>>77127714
absolute deano pastime along with fantasy football, can be easy shared and discussed with fellow deanos

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is he a deano?

explain deano to a non-brit

>>77127714
might be getting a job in willy hill

is that a deano job or a lower class job?

>>77127739
hello virgin
I see you've fallen for the r9k memes

my dick's 5.5inches and I've never had a woman complain about its size

>>77127725
reaching upper middle management by the time he's 60

is "sports therapy" a deano degree

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>>77127714
Betting should be an entry requirement at the races.

>>77127756
too rorkey

>>77127723
H&M, topman, zara

>>77127756
>>77127759
no

>>77127739
I have a 7.5 inch willy and it's the only thing I have in my life that I'm happy about. If I was smaller I think I'd have killed my self several years ago

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Rightwing controversialist Milo Yiannopoulos has branded reported low sales of his new book “fake news” after official figures revealed the writer has failed to rock the book charts on either side of the Atlantic, despite his claims to the contrary.

According to Nielsen Bookscan, which monitors book sales through almost all outlets, including Amazon, the former Breitbart technology editor has sold only 18,268 copies of his book in the US and 152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

Mark Antony was a Roman-era Deano.

>>77127714
Betting is literally for the most grim of chavs

Betting shops are only in shit areas

The Irish Deano:
>has never played in Junior B
>wears the county jersey almost every day
>coaches the local club
>drives a 2008 BMW
>goes to his mammys for Sunday dinner
>childhood dream was to play for county

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>>77127756
yea

>>77127777
Yeah because they don't want to embarrass you mate

5.5 inches isn't sufficient and any girl is guaranteed to have had bigger

>>77127747
Triggered

>>77127794
how sheltered are you, tarquin

right bored of talking about deano
what's the best drug? I reckon coke for feeling, mephedrone for value

>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

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>>77127791

>>77127791
What ever happened to his Privilege Grant?

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raining out lads

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YEW OTTER FUCKIN MORON

>>77127756
No I don't think northerners can be Deanos, it's more of a southern thing. Northerners have the whole 'northern pride' thing to fall back on whereas lower class southerners always feel inferior to RP patricians. That's why Deanos try so hard

>>77127818
i grew up on a council estate

>>77127822
the loving embrace of the lord god

back from work lads

Deanos were the biggest supporters of fascism historically

>£50/month unlimited data contract for the latest iphone

This is deano, right?

I've see girls in fits of laughter at 5 inch willys

They brought up a picture of some poor fucker with his little 5 inch door stop and laughed until they cried

>>77127818
Tarquin bets on the horse races all the time, sheltered pleb

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>Rightwing controversialist Milo Yiannopoulos has branded reported low sales of his new book “fake news”

how big is deano's willy?

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>77127791
FAKE NEWS absolutely DEMOLISHED by milo
uploaded by milo

>>77127867
Yes

>>77127875
6.1 inches

>>77127849
was literally a scam

>>77127862
they were just following upper management

What are Deanos thoughts on cuckoldry

REMINDER THAT 6 INCHES IS THE AVERAGE COCK SIZE

>>77127862
True. Most Nazi voters were petit bourgeoisie

gf's sending me sexual pics from the library

>>77127804
I have many many things to write about Irish deanos

>>77127880
Seánín

>>77127869
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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>...the former Breitbart technology editor has sold only 18,268 copies of his book in the US and 152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

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>>77127696
nah the appeal of prague is deffo the architecture
it's the quintessential holiday to take your gf on; cheap, bit cultured, and yeah you can bag a cheeky pint for pennies

>>77127875
5.8 inches long
4.5 inches in circumference

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is this a deano or a chav or both?

we need to clarify these things

>>77127907
disgusted by it

however, some Deanos will say Chloe's allowed to shag around a little bit "to get even" when he's apologising for being caught cheating around

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>152 in the UK since its launch on 4 July.

qt girl on tipping point x

what's the collective noun for a group of deanos

>>77127794
this is and isn't true. rich people bet too

>there are at least a couple of people in this thread with 4 inch cocks or less

I refuse to believe this lmao, no one is that unlucky

Show yourselves

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77127880
Wasnt funny the first time

>>77127922
Write them. Try come up with a name too. Micky is too working class, but Decky sounds like it's more of a northern name

>>77127962
deano
"look at all them deano over there"

>>77127953
neither, he's a bog-standard lad

>>77127953
This is the "lad", he will grow up to be a deano, I like to refer to it as "Pre-Deano"

>>77127953
Deano
Chavs are dying

>>77127953
that's a ladbible consumerist student-type wankstain

>>77127982
prea-noooo
prea-noooo

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>152

>>77127953
bit of a mix 2bh

>>77127962
A sesh

>>77127957
>>77127931
fuck OFF you cringe bradley posting deano twat. will this be the next thing you spam for the next month?

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A $10m (£7.7m) lawsuit announced by far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been dismissed by his former publisher as “publicity-driven and entirely without merit”. The rightwinger chose to self-publish his memoir Dangerous after being publicly dumped by Simon & Schuster in February after a video clip in which he appeared to defend sexual relationships between men and boys as young as 13.

>>77127953
this is 2012, doesnt exist anymore
chino wanker

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>>77128013
hello milo

at what point does a lad become a deano

>>77127953
that's clearly a lad

>>77127982
don't think deanos necessarily start out as lads, although no doubt many of them are just matured lads who went somewhere with their life

bet if /brit/ wrote a book itd get more than 152 sales

>>77128031
When he gets his mortgage

>>77128021
chino wankers became deanos
chino to deano, if you will

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>18,268 copies of his book in the US

>>77128031
When he gets a car

https://twitter.com/jebhead2016/status/884634521030639616

>>77128066
state of yank

>>77127953
nah too urban to be a deano
more like an ironic post-chav, probably a student

Now I'm not the type of man that cares, I've seen it all, done it all. I've been there and back.

One thing that does get to me is the appetite of the stegosaurus. Now this machine of an animal could put away a tonne of grass a day. It's outrageous.

So I went.. out into the fields

I glued several plates onto my back, reared up on my hind legs and let out a bellow so loud as to let the other creatures know I was there.

And then I grazed.. I grazed the biggest graze that's ever been grazed.

Got bum cancer in the end

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>muh willy size matters

not really
it's what you do with it that matters
for example: I have a massive dick, but I'm also fat and terribly unfit so I can't do much with it

>tfw never made a woman cum via sex, only via cunnilingus

>>77128055
the stress of responsibility transforms him on a genetic level

00) Early Thread
01) Messing Me About (An Ode to Tim)
02) Irish Weather (Kev part 1)
03) Love Pints
04) Rorkesheed
05) Hate Foreners
06) Didn't Read a Word
07) Walking Towards Your Heart (Kev Part 2)
08) F.O.Y.
09) Hello Janny (Doin' it for Free)
10) Work Tomorrow (FMSU Remix)
11) Thread Wars
12) FIFA ft. MC Deano
13) Travelling down the M50 (Kev part 3)
14) Early Thread (Reprise)
15) Requiem for Cheadle (Piano) in E Minor, as performed by Timothy Byrne

>>77128066
Lol

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>>77128080
grim

horrific smell

like rotting hummus

bradleyposter just samefags the same thing all the time so he can get the Bradley Walsh images in the most reposted images on /int/ stats

and it's working, he's at #142, #144 and #195

http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

stop overthinking the deano. lads good, deanos bad. deano is just a simple minded lad

wonder what percentage of the population can't do 5 pullups

wonder what percentage can't do 1 pullup

>Milo's book only sold 152 in the UK
>Lauren Southern's book is only 89 pages long

ah yes, the intellectual face of the so called "alt right"

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>>77128080
>altright.com
H O W L I N G

name a more deano sauce than peri peri

>>77128091
90% of women can't cum from sex alone
They need clittoral stimulation

tfw 2nd cousin just got jailed for trying to have gina miller killed, what are they like

>>77128122
bradleyposter is a cuck

>>77128136
are you expat

>>77128136
Sweet chilli

>>77128126
wrong

On holidays literally walked through a neighbourhood that was only muslims

what are deano's views on abortion?

>>77128129
milo is not alt right

>>77128122
can't imagine being this pathetic

>>77128170
indifferent

>>77127714

underclass + working class + deano class

>>77128168
went to qatar, so i walked through a country that was only muslims x

>>77128144
Bullshit, most women can come from sex.

I shagged a tart who'd been through 27 blokes the other day and I was the first one to ever make her cum through sex. It's not that they can't cum, it's the people they're fucking can't make them cum.

I've shagged around 40 birds, I'd say half of them cummed during sex and the other didn't because I was inexperienced.

>>77128196
nah, it's whatever mrs deano tells him

>>77128170
pro-choice, knows a few girls who've had it done and gets annoyed by kids easily

>>77127759
No
>>77128136
Sriracha

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>152

>>77128179
>pedo
>gay
>pseudo-intellectual
umm sweety?

>>77128164
according to you, deano.

>>77128160
aye, came over in 1788 x

what's the trick to seasoning food

>>77127971

alri smiffy fancy a game of the ol' fifa later? that's if the missus lets you that is! ahahaha cracking

>>77128170
Publicly conservative but would pressure a girl to get one if she becomes pregnant

>>77128200
>house prices go up as the economy recovers
>man who built his career in real estate knows this

woah....

>>77128253
to taste

>>77128122
#21
#87
#97
#103
#116
#132
#134
#142
#144
#157
#159
#166
#195

all me

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>branded reported low sales of his new book “fake news”

reckon this deano gimmick has been taken a bit too far lads

will be weathering the storm elsewhere

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>Bullshit, most women can come from sex.
>
>I shagged a tart who'd been through 27 blokes the other day and I was the first one to ever make her cum through sex. It's not that they can't cum, it's the people they're fucking can't make them cum.
>
>I've shagged around 40 birds, I'd say half of them cummed during sex and the other didn't because I was inexperienced.

The tarquin hotel
>emphasis is on the excellent food and well-stocked wine cellar
>a la carte brekfast
>friendly and professional service
>has an overpriced but tasteful gift shop
>small, only 10-15 rooms
>in a sheltered, picturesque location
>days are spent walking in the local environs, perhaps a couple of traditional sporting activities

The deano hotel
>emphasis is on the facilities (swimming pool, golf course, lake, valet parking, tennis court etc)
>buffet breakfast
>unprofessional and apathetic service
>has an even more overpriced and horrendously tacky gift shop
>huge, 100+ rooms
>in a picturesque location just off a motorway
>days are spent playing golf, wind-surfing, in the gym, drinking champagne
>twice the price of the tarquin hotel

>>77128219
>most women can come from sex
science says otherwise sweaty

but no, i'm sure this slag who told you that she did a cum was being honest with you lad don't worry

partaking in some online sexting with the chinese missus

>>77128253
use seasoning

>>77128170
deano has very little morals and is by default selfish, so if having a kid would be financially inconvenient to him, he'd want it aborted

he's the standard pro-abortion male

>>77128253
Salt goes on before you cook it

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>ive shagged 40 birds

>>77128219
Kek, you've been rused my lad

>>77128292
frequent 5* hotels and never seen anyone get an a la carte breakfeast, everyone is there for the buffet but then you go to the omlette maker or whatever and get him to make it how u like it and so on

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hummm

2bh sex is kinda shit
much better to eat out/finger their pussy

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What's his endgame?

>>77128306
based

>>77128219
>I shagged a tart who'd been through 27 blokes the other day and I was the first one to ever make her cum through sex.
think she's saying that to make you feel better mate

>>77128293
Have you ever had sex?

Most of the time when a women cums her legs jolt down forcing you to adjust thrusting position. You know when a girl cums it's not really something that can be faked.

>>77128332
aye, rused by the lasses he brought to so-called orgasm

>>77128344
how come it's been so long since our last terrie attack them lads are slipping

>>77128337
Only Deanos care about stars
Tarquins know that Michelin and Relais and Chateaux are the only qualifications that matter

>>77128351
hes going to run for president and is trying to look relatable but doesnt know how

you ever been mugged lads

>>77128378
>Only Deanos care about stars
povvo

>>77128365
ummm no sweaty, the way to tell if a woman is actually having a orgasm is if you feel the ridges inside her vagina clenching

thanks for outing that you have in fact never made a lass cum x

>>77128378
Relais and Chateaux is legit shout but whether your hotel has a michelin starred restaurant isn't what makes you decide to stay there

>>77128219
reddit spacing twat

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>net neutrality fails
>all americans are banned from 4chan
>tfw this timeline is too good for us

>>77128398
yea couple of quid

i knew it was a terrible area so kept stuffed my iphone down my sock

>>77128400
Stars indicate the level of service, not the quality of service, but I guess a Deano wouldn't notice these things

redpill me on tarquins

>>77128421
>my iphone
FONT

Does Deano ever lose it and fall apart? What causes Deano to hit rock bottom?

>>77128371
That was my point, stupid Scot

Does deano go all inclusive or half board?

Tarquin needs not worry about such things in his villa

>>77128400
Deano

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>>77128412
yeah because we'll still be here won't we

i was ostracized because i didn't use facebook or cell phones
anyone else?

>>77128441
nah this was the 3GS, iphones weren't fully normie then

>>77128457
fuck off labourcuck, may knows what she's doing

>>77128278
I don't get this one

>>77128438
>level of service
goes hand in hand with the rest of it

>>77128445
well there is the "washed up loser" bloke who's an ex-deano who lost his job some time in his late 20s or early 30s, and hence lost his house as he couldn't pay the mortgage
or perhaps his wife divorced him and isn't letting him see his child

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the gf

>>77128440
>born in to wealth
>goes to a private school that costs more yearly than Deano earns
>gets in to oxford because daddy donated a new airport
>gets an executive position in his mate's dads firm despite hundreds of other more experienced/qualified people applying
>despises "lower class" people for not "working harder"

>>77128463
nope i'm normal
fuck off liam

>>77128513
where's she off of again

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>>77128490
good goy

why are you trying to bicker over whether or not you've made women cum

i'm sure if you've had your decent share of sex and feel like you have done that several times, you probably have

trying to make each other insecure about what "proper cumming is" is just schoolground tier arguing

http://www.strawpoll.me/13425356
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>>77128467
I can never dissociate "shit" from cishet

>>77128538
disgusting commie piece of shit

>>77128490
no she doesn't

kids can't access porn so long as the routers have filtering on them (Which they do since it's an opt out system and most parents won't bother turning that off)

spying on everyone to potentially stop a few terrorists is dumb and won't accomplish anything other than malicious violations of personal freedom
supporting such spying efforts means you're a cuck and when the revolution comes you'll be lined up against the wall with all the other kulaks, traitors and tarqunis

>>77128519
Tarquins are unironically fine with working class people because they aren't worth worrying about and they generally agree with them politically

It's the lower middles and middle middles that he hates. Aspirational twats

>>77128552
>no green tea option
dire

>>77128445
deano gets very upset when this scum who picked barca on FUT wins because of a bad connection

>>77128538
corbyn is just as much a jew

>>77128546
>schoolground tier arguing
You've not been here long mate

>>77128519
an easy life for their children is what wealthy people worked for

why can't salty poorfags get this?

>muh daddy's munnies

>>77128521
i'm not autismo yank
i'm the other yank

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>>77128555
thought that was swedish
guess i was right hahahaha x

>>77128538
corbyn is based because he hates the joos praise kek shadilay my /b/rother

Do women talk about sex, dick sizes etc. with each other?

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>>77128557
>you're a commie if you don't like mummy "mentalcase" may
doing a think

>>77128574
gay

>>77128572
literally this
t. tarquin

>>77128534
Isabelle Hardman
She was a writer at The Spectator but she got depression and stopped don't know if she's returned

>>77128609
yes, but not as much as /brit/ makes out
t. woman

>>77128574
girl

>>77128609
Yes, all the time, in disgusting detail

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doing a hmm

>>77128546
literally no reason to start new lines like that you reddit spacing cunt

>>77128622
ohhhh yeaaa she was well peng
didnt know she had depression

>>77128596
You don't deserve a better life than the next baby because you were lucky enough to plop out of the right vagina though, tarquin

>>77128574
Bit gay lad

>>77128609
runt females do
most don't

shouldn't there really only be 1 trade union

If your name is joe, you're from Kent and you just broke up with your long term girlfriend a few weeks ago, I hope you know she's getting fucked by me now less than a week after striking up a conversation with her on a dating app

I put it up her arse yesterday, something she never let you do

>>77128611
>>77128571
/brit/ IS A CONSERVATIVE GENERAL, WE DON'T WANT YOUR QUASI-STALIN CORBYN HERE. MOVE ALONG, COMMIES.

>>77128609
equivalent to lads talking about footie

>>77128571
All you need to get around the filter is use https://

>>77128632
shan't be believing you're a woman

>>77128647
you can't be serious.

>>77128654
>she never let you do
>he honestly believes this
Screeching

>>77128640
need to overtake yanks

>>77128596
because people who have done nothing to earn it get loads when other people who have done nothing get a rough childhood. Bit unfair really

t. top 1% income-family

>>77128615
>>77128633
>>77128648
>not giving your body antioxidants every day
plebs

>>77128576
well said

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What is The Deano University?

>>77128665
celebrating yom kippur this year?

Friendly reminder that racists are not welcome here any more. You've had your fun but it's time you fucked off to /pol/.

>>77128677
that's largely because most of them are literal children or students. fucking clueless wankers they are.

>>77128698
It's called private property and you have a right to use it as you like

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>>77128665
even the tories don't like may you muppet

she's going to resign before the year is done

work in 5 minutes

>>77128609
the ones worth linking dont

>>77128698
blame poor people for breeding

>>77128698
desu my family worked hard to earn it but it's not as if the person struggling didn't also work hard

>>77128708
John Moores

>>77128708
Life

>>77128708
Liverpool John Moores

>>77128734
why do you have a right to use it as you like?

>muh willy talk

deano...

wank in 5 minutes

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proper rate brit now

>>77128722
meccas that way abdul, off you pop

>>77128772
>milk and sugar
rancid fucking cunts

>>77128786
any other way is wrong
fuck off

>>77128708
lester

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sometimes press ctrl+d instead of ctrl+f

What'e the tarquin university? Oxford and Cambridge are a bit common these days, they're stuffed with Stakhanovite state school drones. I reckon St Andrews or Durham

>>77128688
it's okay sweetie nobody ever believes me

making 8% on my investments atm lads
literally more than i earn off working in summer

>>77128772
>Sugar

off yourselves. milk is fine

putting on a cup of Chinese gunpowder

>>77128764
Because it's yours

>>77128806
fukof

I'm pretty socialist but can tell corbyn is another power hungry psychopath trying to manipulate events to his sole advantage except really really bad at it

>>77128818
>>77128786
wrong
grow up

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lucky JEW bastard

>>77128708
MMU

Meeting up with the boys at the local to plan our holiday in a couple of hours, it's student night as well so probably gonna end up twisted

What you lads doing?

>>77128803
Was gonna say durham

>>77128798
rancid fucking child. milk, no sugar. that's it. that's the only way to take tea, you americanised fucknugget.

>>77128803
>tarquin

what is this meme

>>77128708
any of the "secondary" universities in a city such as Leeds trinity, Manchester met or Northumbria; will defend his poor exam results for his first year by saying if you did well you didn't do uni properly

>>77128832
ah yes the so-called expat lady
hello darling

>>77128809
>inb4 some ponzi scheme victim starts blabbing about ecoins

>>77128824
hmm
but i did nothing to earn it? why do i deserve a better shot in life than some povvo?

>>77128840
Exactly. I cringed at how quickly he was at the Grenfell site hugging people for the cameras

>>77128857
Its some fucking awful gimmick that one cunt has been trying to force

Its fucking horrible and isn't any good

>>77128851
sugar isn't american off yourself

>>77128842
>sweetening perfectly good drinks

ummm i think you need to grow up 'sweety' haha

>>77128840
NEW GIMMICK

FOC
FUCK OFF COMMIE

/brit/ IS CONSERVATIVE, /brit/ IS BLUE

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NEED a /brit/ thread in the top 5 lads

reckon we can have a good go if we don't make a new after this and we all make sure to post as much as we can

>>77128847
staying inside drinking and playing videogames

Wonder how history will remember Theresa May
Think she might legitimately go down as the worst PM of all time for how utterly shambolic and embarrassing her tenure is

>>77128861
>averaged 45% first year
>got a 2:1 because first year doesn't count
excellent feel

>>77128864
Because some people are lucky. Your dad has a right to give you loads of money and you have a right to give it all away to charity if that;s what you want

>>77128891
top 5 what?

>the best pm of the 21st century is still tony blair

ah yes very impressive

>>77128840
Yes, I think that too, fellow Nat- erm, Socialist. The utter untermensch is trying to manipulate the idiotic working class into voting in their own interests.

Day of the- oops, Revolution soon.

>>77128891
what happened on May 17

>>77128914
t. 19 year old

>>77128907
>some people are lucky
doesn't seem like a great way to order society, veil of ignorance and all that

>>77128926
mook broke 4chan and you couldnt make new threads and they wouldnt get deleted

>>77128851
i dont have it with tea but sugar is an extremely traditionally british thing to have with everything since the empire

hence the teeth meme

>>77128862
alri
works not really in 5 minutes its in 3 hours but im still up very late
might off myself if the trains dont stop running this time

>how does deano vote

the man doesn't vote, he's probably not on any register

>>77128914
it was actually Davey C

>>77128891
that's bollox

I was in a /brit/ thread that had 2500+ posts during the image glitch

>>77128914
Not wrong desu
Iraq was a mistake though.

>>77128926
I think it was one of those days where 4chan shits itself and you can't make new threads

Ih Ah genuinely sounds like a eurovision or the numa numa song

>>77128949
>>77128949
>>77128949

>>77128772
>milk and sugar
Runt general