/brit/

NORMIES OUT

Are jaguars deano?

IRELAND

>>77128953
desuarchive only goes back about a year or two

desustorage went back further but it's down for a while now

anime

Iraq was not a mistake
based on evidence at the time, any responsible leader would have done it

>>77128993
Yes. Caring about cars at all is Deano

Why is Deano/brit/ so poppin right now?

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>>the best pm of the 21st century is still tony blair

>>77128947
absolute plank

You get a referendum ! You get a referendum ! You get a referendum ! You get a referendum ! !!!!!!!!!!!

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>Bradleyposter
>not Bradleyposters

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Belgium's not a real country?

*Fucking heems the last 2 of your rotten teeth out of your English mouths*

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>>77129008
The age of Deanokino is upon us

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Tonight's tea

COMMIES
OUT

BLUES
IN

VOTE
T
O
R
Y

will deano watch the women's euro 2927 on the current football drought?

>>77129028
You're all so similar and predictable and boring that you might as well be the same person

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>>77129012
FANTASTIC post

>>77129037
*divides you up between the netherlands, germany and france*
we brought you into this world, we can take you out of it

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>socialists
>equal opportunity warriors

what's it like being 16?

>>77129050
don't know if deanos will still exist by then mate ahaha

never seen a hijabi girl on the chase. is it haram?

>>77128949
He's too beta looking to be a Deano

>>77129038
PRAISE FIFA

>>77129008
noobs dont understand the deano concept and so ask questions about deano. also bradleyposter confirmed deano. so deano is the hot topic. most of what has been said about deanos are whimsical falsehoods and personal assertions, though. pay no heed

NEED a radical centrist jupiterian PM to lead britain into a new golden age

>equal opportunity warriors
what? is this in any way controversial?

>>77128994
IRELAND

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post essential deanokino

don;t believe the iraq war really happened

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Deano unmasked

VOTE
TORY
VOTE
TORY
VOTE
TORY

>>77129028
one in particular is the ring leader, the key autist. I believe thats you. One thing they all have in common is that they are redditors

gimmicks aside, bradley walsh is a funny lad
love how he hits on every woman contestant

>>77129088
sometimes close the tab when I make a typo ngl aha

>>77129141
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The self-styled line manager has said I can't have tomorrow off after all because his manager is off and he's working from home so I need to be in the office for no reason whatsoever

Don't know what NEETs are so smug about, work is great

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a Fiat 500
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the Shard
>Uses hair products
>Favourite restaurant is Wagamama
>Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly.
>Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

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>one in particular is the ring leader, the key autist.

>>77129143
the election already went mate. i voted kippers

don't like a single one of you

>>77129192
FUCK OFF CUNT, /brit/ IS BLUE

what would your specialist subject on mastermind be lads?

>>77129119
good opportunities are naturally limited.

for what other reason should a person work than for the chance of securing a good future for their child?

>>77118316
ah yes australia

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>>77129183

>>77129204
what about i

>>77129207
brit is blak and wite

LADS IT'S TIME FOR A RUNT HUNT


HUNT THE RUNT
HUNT THE RUNT
HUNT THE RUNT

>>77129050
The Deano is so deprived of footy he's watching preseason games

>>77129183
>LAMBRINI CRAIGSLIST

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What are some essential Deano names for women? I'm thinking Sharon

>>77129213
securing a good future for themselves and their nation

aint no black on the union jack

/brit/ is neither labour nor tory

it used to be libdem and ukip

now it does not officially endorse any party

is it rude to not finish food at a restaurant

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Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, finest conquest
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

e cn a
c
:)egg Casserole

>>77129227
Don't think you need a hunt, just have a look in the mirror

>>77129209
test cricket

>>77129242
wrong. we endorse the radcen party

>>77129244
No one fucking cares, you're paying for it

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Why aren't you a member?

>>77129239
implies kids, m8

>>77129244
Just ask for a take away box

>>77129274
that doesn't exist

>>77128132
>obsessed with working out
>picture of some hunch-backed overweight woman's embarrassing Hindi tattoo

>>77129244
it's rude if you don't ask for a doggy bag

>>77129209
early medieval british history or pirates of the caribbean

what is evertons end game???

Going for a curry later lads

Not had a jalfrezi in yonks

>>77129209
the original 151 pokemon

hate the deano meme

>>77129285
hmmm
nah
i think most people would agree that everybody deserves as equal a shot at life as is possible, e.g. inheritance tax, free education, free healthcare (in civilised countries), and redistributive measures

>>77129209
the many ways in which a guy can still be a virgin at 32

Why do spic girls always slightly turn their arses towards the camera when someone is taking a photo?

>>77129327
whats #127
no cheating

>>77129316
Buy everyone

>>77129331
hello deano

considering doing a teaching masters after my degree

>>77129209
/brit/

>>77129331
alri bradleyposter deano

>>77129209
Arab Israeli Peace Process

>>77129366
did that 4 years ago guess how many jobs i've had since then, 1 and it was for 2 months

>>77129244
don't eat out, they buy only gmos and pesticide ridden tripe

>>77129338
don't care what most people agree
the masses should not be given decision making powers

equality is a meme

>>77129349
kangaskhan

>>77129209
Timothy James Byrne

>>77129344
Every girl does this

>>77129382
Any particular reason?
What are you doing instead?
Seems like they are crying out for teachers atm

>>77129389
idd look at brexit lmao

>>77129316
>>>/sp/
>>77129326
>>>/ck/
>>77129327
>>>/vp/

Is Tim a Deano?

>>77129344
where do you see this?

>>77129389
>equality is a meme
cool
*removes your political thoughts from the thread and places them into the bin*

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>i think most people would agree that everybody deserves as equal a shot at life as is possible, e.g. inheritance tax, free education, free healthcare (in civilised countries), and redistributive measures

>>77129403
imagine the researchers face when told he has to formulate question on this subject

>>77129418
no hes a chav

>>77129344
all girls do it
it's because they see other girls doing it, so they emulate it
(memes - in the classical sense)

>>77129344
they are breeding machines, they literally spit out more little mexican babies than any other race at this time in history save for maybe nigerians
so it is their instinct to present themselves at all opportunities

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>Dad is telling me he wants me to get a job so I can "build workethic and learn to work in a team"

The absolute state of this norman.

>>77129437
"In the seminal posting on the 14th of July 2015 what was teddy doing?"

>>77129437
would it be an acceptable topic?

>>77129394
*the mastermind buzzer sounds*
im afraid thats wrong, its Pinsir the Stag Beetle Pokemon
you had a good run but now we are sure you are not a mastermind, so for you the chase is over
*you tearfully thank me and walk offstage to the mastermind theme*

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>we know better than hundreds of professional doctors

fuck off

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>>77129437
>type 'y' into chrome url bar
>tim's youtube page is the first suggested link

>>77129467
no ofc not lol just like u can't do question on your mates

>>77129479
They also know better than the Supreme court judges, don't forget that

>>77129456
"what fueled the infamous Moose vs Teddy rivalry of Autumn 2016"

>>77129479
if they weren't a white family no one would give a shit
prove me wrong

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>we know better than thousands of professional economists, lawyers and politicians

fuck off

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Madlad

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anime

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The Deano Walk

>>77129479
>>77129509
sounds like your average brexiteer desu

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>>77129523
ah yes, economists

>>77129479
absolutely disgusting what theyre doing, like those americans who kept their child alive despite him being born with anencephaly so hes blind, deaf, mute and has hundreds of seizures a day

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3251158/Father-miracle-baby-Jaxon-just-turned-one-despite-missing-skull-opens-Internet-abuse-wife-received-letting-son-live.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3251158/Father-miracle-baby-Jaxon-just-turned-one-despite-missing-skull-opens-Internet-abuse-wife-received-letting-son-live.html

>>77129456
trick question, tim didn't do videos then

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>>77129581
HOWLING

Got an itchy bum

>>77129548
probably lucky it pushes him away instead of going under

>>77129479
>hundres of professional doctors

This is how Steve Jobs kept himself alive for 6 years longer than the BEST prognosis THOUSANDS of doctors give for aggressive pancreatic cancer

state of you fucking lemmings, keep popping those psych meds though

breathed in some chemicals. can feel it on the back of my throat

>>77129548
where can I get a spine that strong

>>77129563
>someone who's qualified says things i don't like
>he must be wrong
ah yes... brexiteers...

what race should I go on Skyrim?

Anyone got that deano pasta about Smiffy and the Barrett new build?

It was so accurate it hurt.

>>77129581
>look at comments
>If God didn't want this beautiful baby here he would have taken him. It's not for anyone else to decide. People should keep their nasty comments to themselves.

surely that's what god's trying to do with all the seizures and disabilities?
this child would never survive in the wild

>>77129612
psych meds are very effective when used appropriately and combined with psychological therapy.

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>>77129606
gonna save this and post it to mock brainlets

While this was probably not the reason for the split, since the split was teased months ago, Enzo Amore right now has a lot of heat on him. There was an incident on the tour bus when the talent was traveling together several weeks ago. We haven’t been able to confirm the details as to why this happened although it had to do with the business and it upset many to the point that Reigns kicked Enzo off the bus and for a time he was given “Miz treatment” in that he wasn’t allowed to dress in the locker room. The line where he talked about his real life being better than his fantasy life was something of a shoot in the sense he’s now based in Los Angeles and having a great time in his non-wrestling life. He was also legit not happy at the breakup of the team, because in reality, it’s hard to see what his prospects are on his own given the way he’s been portrayed as a guy who is a joke when facing real competition
Cass has some heat, particularly with his views on politics as he’s a strong Trump supporter in a locker room where many don’t share those views, but management is super high on him and unlike with Enzo, the reaction of the wrestlers to him will not affect his push, at least right now. But the reaction to him is pale compared to that of Enzo
source: Lastest Observer newsletter

my willy is a bum scratcher

>>77129648
ignore the yank mate, he hasn't been using his water filter again

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find out if i get the job tomorrow. bricking it lads

business idea: buy tim a bass guitar and persuade him to cover primus tunes

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>>77129640
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>77129673
What job?

eating quorn scotch eggs

>>77129692

Ta babe x

>>77129702
health care professional

>>77129621
yeah joining the euro would be such a good idea

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>>77129648
>psych meds are very effective

>>77129710
love those
love the sausage rolls too
and the cocktail sausages
and pints x

need to reinstate the noyank policy
they are fundamentally bad posters, mostly politically insane, and it's so hard to tell whether they're baiting or being serious

>>77129710
not bad, prefer the sausage rolls though.

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aveevwaager grbsgtsbdnth kopioojifadp okvsekpa w-moo aperl ks zfgl;dfom ,cs d

https://www.mixcloud.com/residentadvisor/ra570/

>>77129727
Like a nurse?

>>77129702
bog scrubbing at tesco

>>77129692
also enjoy this simple one
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/73210235/#73211416

>>77129755
nah not a nurse

>>77129728
could have been good at the time
that article was late 90s yeah? A lot of economists thought it was a good time to join, and the history of the EU would have been completely different if we had done. It's nice listening to how you feel about the Euro based off what the right wing/mainstream media says though

>>77129774
That's a lot of weird shit

Why not just make a salad or something, instead of just a plate full of cheese and chutney and shit

lad
A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following:

- Binning Pints
- Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places
- Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption
- Spousal Abuse
- Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive

Excelling in all areas will earn a lad the title of "top lad". There is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual.
"That guy just saw off a whole bottle of Vodka then partyboyed that bird, what a lad!"

"Andy got kicked out of City for binning his pint, then turtling naked on the dancefloor...LAD"
#lad#left axis deviation#legend#top lad#mcniv
by Dr. Agon/mcniv July 12, 2009

How does the drunk after mealtime thing work?

How long do you have to wait to start drinking after you eat a large meal if you want to get drunk faster?

>>73211416

>a 35 year old and a 37 year old will win Wimbledon

ah yes, the great future of tennis

>>77129637
breton

>>77129802
maybe people dont want it chopped up and mixed together? cretin

>>77129802
ploughmans lunch tastes a lot better

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>>77129743
*rattles you one*

>>77129781
kek, a classic

>>77129801
joining the euro was always a crackpot idea and it shows the lack of intellectual rigour in the economics profession

>>77129802
umami

>>77129833
So they just eat the ingredients separately? That's bizarre.

>>>/sp/77099864

>>77129868
you're a brainlet lad. congrats.

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What exactly are /brit/'s thoughts on mentally retarded children?

Can I please ask all the contributors and writers on this thread to stop making racist and sexist comments? Thanks.

>>77129893
big fan

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zdfjj rdtrdue rtg a

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499964025587.webm

>>77129856
nice words, you have the best words
I'm sure your feefees are more reliable than economists

>>77129893
depends how retarded they are

if they're completely useless like >>77129581 that thing, then sure
but if they're only a bit mongy then they're probably still useful and can work

who here has the shittest job?

unironically a binman

nigger

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>>77129877
>b*xing
snoooooooooorrrrrrreeeeee
hope that mcgregor bloke knocks weatherboy dead.
simple as can and will ever be. just my opinion.
*spits tobacco out*

reading the new archie comics.

>>77129947
thought that paid quite well

>>77129947
>45 grand for working a couple of hours a day
>finished by lunchtime

Sounds good to me

who here has the best job?

unironically work in a gay bar

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>>77129893
genetic testing should be used prior to pregnancy
we shouldn't let selfish liberals bring unnecessary suffering into the world

>>77129964
nah its rubbish

things that make you a runt ignoring literally everything else:
>watching boxing
>voting for brexit
>getting a car on finance
simple as

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>>77130015
>>77129978
don't speak line

english please

>>77129978
Is there an A?
>>77130015
Is there and E?

>>77129964
i get 18k, enough to live on my own pretty comfy

>>77129972
nobody makes 45k

>>77130009
you're afraid of real fighting men you big stiff idiot

>>77129612
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/8841347/Steve-Jobs-regretted-trying-to-beat-cancer-with-alternative-medicine-for-so-long.html

dumb CUNT

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Guess who doesnt have HIV?

(It's me!)

>>77130035
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/222811/Binmen-earning-45-000-a-year-for-24-hour-week

>>77130042
what a silly twat, his cancer had a huge survival rate if he just gotten normal treatment when he was diagnosed

literally allowed himself to die for no reason whatsoever

>>77130033
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>>77130009
what if you voted brexit for non-immigration reasons

>>77130036
>real fighting men
why would i want to watch this? If you're gay I understand but legitimately don't understand why you'd spend your time watching scantily clad men grapple

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On my way home to the missus

Considering getting a reptile pet, any recommendations on something docile that I can pet a lot?

>>77130077
hmm, a H please.

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>>77130115
one of these

>>77129774
a thing of beauty
>>77129802
abdul

>>77130115
alri serial killer

>>77129926
good lad, I love neoliberalism too

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>An aristocrat who wrote an online post offering £5,000 to anyone who ran over businesswoman Gina Miller has been sentenced to 12 weeks in prison.

>Rhodri Colwyn Philipps - the 4th Viscount St Davids - posted on Facebook four days after Ms Miller won a Brexit legal challenge against the government.
>Philipps, 50, of Knightsbridge, central London, was found guilty of two charges of making menacing communications.
The other count related to his response to a news article about an immigrant.
>At his Westminster Magistrates' Court trial Philipps claimed the post about Ms Miller was a "joke" and a "conversation piece for his Facebook friends". He called his comments "satire".

>Philipps had written: "£5,000 for the first person to 'accidentally' run over this bloody troublesome first generation immigrant."
>Describing Ms Miller as a "boat jumper", he added: "If this is what we should expect from immigrants, send them back to their stinking jungles."

>>77130123
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>>77130105
>the true effects of vtec

>>77130105
FOY

>>77130130
>eat chutney and pickled onions for lunch
>call other people brown-person names

alri Wazeem

>>77130150
R?

call me a 'sheed

but i genuinely cannot fathom how anyone finds a chicken bake or chicken/mushroom pie to be a tasty thing to eat.

the chicken always tastes so fucked in them and they're usually packed with the cheapest cheese.

>>77130115
tortoise is the best
>no need for heat lamps
>just let them wander round and do whatever they want
>fun to observe
>don't shit often
>don't eat loads or live food
>generally low matinence
>hibernate in the winter

I have one and from like april to september he just lives in the garden doing his own thing

>>77130147
>a rich person is a Bremainer

I M A G U N M Y S U R P R I S E

>>77130189
'sheed

I agree with you though

>>77130146
>neoliberalism
ah yes
how to spot a political brainlet

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyjNRmSPVMM

>>77130177
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_R__H _E__HER

>>77130154
gmcs don't have vtecs

>>77130189
'd

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3813801/Man-63-punched-newborn-baby-FACE-thought-doll.html

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
HIM MISTAKING IT FOR A DOLL EXPLAINS NOTHING
PLEASE MAKE ME UNDERSTAND, I NEED ANSWERS
WHY DID HE PUNCH IT

>>77130213
A

watching game of thrones
how do people watch this shite?

>Cornwall
>99.7% White British

which jews are they paying off, this is impressive

>>77130213
S

>>77130209
not a brainlet sweetie, my thoughts are too complex for journalists x

>>77130195
are you the one who saw it shagging a croc

>>77130234
>drunk old racist is a violent stupid arsehole

shocking

>>77130261
t.Tyrone LeShawn

>>77130256
gib link plz

>>77130250
>>77130262
_E__ ____ __R____
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_R_SH _EA_HER

>>77130169
chutney isn't essential but a welcome addition.

>A ploughman's lunch is an English cold meal which consists of cheese, pickle, and bread. Additional items such as apple, boiled eggs, ham, and pickled onions may be added. As its name suggests, it is more commonly consumed at midday.

Try to integrate please, Ahmed.

>>77130261
nothing. the cost is zero infrastructure and investment in jobs.

>>77130256
it's fucking awful

>>77130279
that doesn't even make sense, no crocodiles in england and it would be too small

if you mean croc the shoe, then no

>>77130256
they watch it together like a bunch of runty spergs howling at a bar and discussing it like the mental deficients they always were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGeRWi9w6-o

>>77130301
portable dvd lad here

>>77130303
>cheese, pickle, and bread

Then why not eat it as a sandwich. What's with the retarded plating up of the individual components

Might do a Masters for banter.

>>77130302
something
bit cold out
irish weather

>>77130302
I

>>77130261
its the poorest part of western europe

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Normies memes are either total banal dross or funny shit I saw on 4chan a decade ago

>>77130304
that price is spare change compared to racial integrity

hat me

really fancy a rather large ploughmans right now tbqh

me and the GF are both gonna shag a prozzie in amsterdam
love her

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Whats wrong with me?

I have no appetite and I feel fatigued all the time, I also have no sex drive now

Google says depression but I don't feel sad, just numb

>>77130201
>Bremainer
wrong
fucking idiot,state of leave voters

>>77130364
>really fancy a rather large ploughmans dick in my arse right now tbqh

homo

>>77130366
dont give a shit

>>77130342
letters or complete answers only

>>77130345
_E__ ____ __R_I__
_I_ ____ ___
IRISH _EA_HER

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*downs two pints*
*punches a baby*

>>77130322
>the 8bit music
>the virgin show
>the overweight girls with bowl cuts and fat bearded numale with a hawaiian shirt on

yea deffo watching the rest of this

>>77130201
the free market rewards the intelligent, yep

>>77130337
those are just the neccesities, it's usually always served with at least two of those additions. plus, not everyone wants everything in sandwich form, its nice to pick and choose from a plate

>>77130373
sounds like adrenal fatigue, maybe d3 deficiency
hope this helps

>>77130373
I know this is bait, but even so.

Fuck off you underage tosser

>>77130385
W

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

>>77130373
probably got cancer

>>77130414
I'm 23

>be povo leave voter
>have to pay more of your meagre pittance on less food because of inflation

pottery really.

>>77130424
WE__ ____ __R_I__
_I_ ____ ___
IRISH WEA_HER

>>77130385
well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather

>>77130407
>its nice to pick and choose from a plate

For lunch? Especially on your own for lunch?

That's just decadent and time consuming and messy. Surely a ploughman would have too much work to do to fuck about like some hipster eating at a deconstruction restaurant

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>>77130451
WELL GOOD MORNING
BIT COLD OUT
IRISH WEATHER

>>77130373
this except I have a massive appetite

>>77130473
heh get fucked cunt
>>77130454

>>77130432
NEED her to be my gf

>>77130363
if you're an older person looking to retire there maybe.

if you're a farmer, or looking to find work it makes it several times more difficult

>>77130432
that plank body really isn't doing anything for me
much prefer a little extra on a woman, i respond to fertility traits

>>77130473
Does big kev know he's a meme yet?

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>>77130484
post cooldown fucked me in the arse
might invest in a pass

>>77130322
would infuriate me to watch a show with all these yanks making their noises every time a thing happens

>>77130509
Yanks always say shit like this. This and 'she's too white'

sun is out though

>>77130509
>yank likes fat girls
imagine my shock

>>77130461

>Chucking a few things on a plate and bringing it out with a knife is more time consuming than making a neat sandwich

nah. also, there's much more on a ploughmans lunch than you could fit in a sandwich, it's generally a big lunch, intended for people that had been farming all day. hence "ploughmans"

>ywn be mentally healthy and have a qt gf who loves you

wew didn't ask for this

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>>77130454
...is the right answer!
*mastermind jingle plays*
you had an excellent run, you showed wits and resolve, and you kept it up right through to the final round, proving that you are a real mastermind

>>77130473
admirable attempt, but you were too slow to the draw, proving you're no masterchef, and so for you the chase is over

want to escape the UK lads

haha yeeeooowch broke my toenail because i stubbed my toe so hard :/ oops

>>77130513
that Alex Jones build is what Im trying to desperately achieve

>>77130473
kev vs tim

who would win in the greatest anime fight since naruto and sasuke

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Cans someone please make a new thread with this picture as the OP? I'll leave the edition up to you

Cheers

Alexander

>>77130581
yay
what do i win

lost all my interests

might send a cheeky nude to some of the orbiters

>>77130601
kev is a peaceful, considerate and hard-working man. he's a pillar of /brit/'s community, a patron of our gimmicks, a cornerstone so to speak.

tim is just an annoying schizo, who gives aggro for no reason whilst obnoxiously playing awful music and threatening strangers.

kev would win hands down.

>>77130605
an evening of surreal erotic fun in memecity, australia, with the one and only IMG_1142

need a fat gf to crush me

>>77130033
>Is there an A?
no

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>>77130581
it was the DAMNABLE counter you IMPERTINENT WENCH
how DARE you question my speed

>>77130603
made an early new just for you mate

NU
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>>77130671
thanks mate

>>77130661
don't care anymore

doing a serotonin release in response to vibrations in the air

>>77130064
>trusting tabloids
the original clickbait