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tear up whenever i think about the girls

shadilay~

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sophie

Tear up whenever I think about cute lads

there is no god but allah and mohammed is his messenger

asalaam alaikum piss be upon him

desperately need some indian twat to clean the earwax out me ears
>>77117351
Praise kek!

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business idea: an American version of Alan Partridge. It'll be a big hit like the American version of the Office.

business idea: move to cairo and create a business promoting afrocentrism and an alternative to 23andme for black people which analyzes their genes for genetic links with the royal families of ancient egypt

>>77117367
she looks like she could be related to me.

>>77117379
Can you sum up mohammed's message?

>>77117428
thailad is a disgusting nonce, even worse than me

>>77117434
than you?

business idea: bash the fash

>>77117379
piss be upon him

>>77117428
Peace and love. Peace and lo- wait... That was Ringo.

>>77117449
my name is mohammed, big fan of noncery

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post slags

>>77117410
Played by?

>>77117428
love muslims
love charity
love modesty
love family values
hate jews
simple as

>>77117467
alri mo, leave it out m8 yeh?

>>77117467
rasheed

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>>77117339

business idea: shunt a runt

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>>77117470
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

>>77117476
Some decent points, weighed it up and decided I shan't be subscribing to this one.

>>77117497
Dire

slavs have to be the worst posters on /int/

>>77117512
ROBOT gets to drink NATURAL milk from MOMMIES titties while CHAD has to drink milk from the COW.

>>77117524
Back to your runt pen
>>>/r9k/

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>footie
Absolutely irrelevant
>cricket
Absolute paki-tier
>rugby
out-buggered by some south pacific islanders
>lawn ball
Wew.

>>77117509
fair enough lad
there is no compulsion in islam

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>>77117497
the slag in the pic probably has never been pregnant, therefore she does not produce milk

>>77117550
can't name a single yank sport

>>77117550
can't take yank sportposts seriously

>>77117497
>>77117524
Wow nice you reposted it from the fit thread. Good job. Very original.

>>77117524
good post

>>77117568
I assume you're ignoring the parts about apostasy and infidels.

r9k is r9gay

>>77117578
Wow a leaf contributing nothing to the thread. Good job. Very original.

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if you aren't yellow, do you get enough light to see in the day?

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>parents

Can't wait to move out in a few months lads

>>77117610
wew I'm yellow

>>77117571
hockey
handegg
niggerball
lacrosse

oh wait those are all canadian haha

>>77117617
always forget there's literaly children posting here

love these anti r9k posters who are nonetheless very familiar with robot slang

>>77117571
t. desert canada

>>77117596
you can't force people to believe
plenty of scholars agree on this

>>77117610
nah mate. can barely type this post

>>77117631
how can you forget

>>77117610
who said that?

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>tfw usa gets nuked

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Cows are pretty silly animals

>>77117650
i'm a busy man, can't be expected to remember everything lad

>>77117577
Can't take english football seriously, desu

Hung over and depressed.

>>77117610
if you are yellow you're a simpson

>>77117631
Yeah it's 4chan who did you expect posting here? Ubermensch?

>>77117671
all it takes is one look at /brit/

>>77117659
er me, it wasn't vocalised though i just wrote it in the post you read.

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>>77117666
A bemused bovine

>>77117685
thought we were all pretending desu

>>77117678
bit uppity aren't you?

>>77117637
I thought the Quran was the literal word of god and infallible. How can scholars disagree with passages that literally say 'do this'?

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>>77117666
bears are too

wasn't late this morning mate just forgot to sign in. Not lazy/unreliable, just stupid lol. cya in the office bud

>>77117672
Literally no one cares about niggerball or yanksports in general outside of america and its gook colony
But I'm sure the rest of the world is wrong just like with single payer, sane gun laws, etc

>>77117610
light blue master race
>>77117627
brighton?

>>77117712
No I'm very calm

What is it about /brit/ that makes jfs go all crazy and foamy at the mouth?

>>77117672
https://qz.com/150577/an-average-nfl-game-more-than-100-commercials-and-just-11-minutes-of-play/

>>77117717
you're just mistranslating it lad, it's easy for non arabic speakers to misunderstand

poo poo
willy willy
bum bum

is star trek enterprise good?

>>77117756
I'm not translating it, it's been translated for me by professionals.

Was expecting this or "oh it's out of context"
Just a cop out, i'd have more respect if you'd be honest.

>>77117787
tedious nonce

>>77117787
muzzies are all liars mate. you should be used to this by now.

wish I never found this website
cant think of a single thing its done to improve my life

>>77117775
It's kind of entertaining in a really shitty way

>>77117787
haha i'm not actually a muslim nonce

>>77117775
if you like star trek then yes.

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>it's another "thailad rants about muzzies" episode

some little fucker keeps getting my mobile internet banned

>>77117828
yeh we should be talking about runescape and poo like you instead.

>>77117820
>not actually a muslim nonce
Is that like being a mute singer?

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>>77117807

when I was with my old internet provider I used to get a uk ip. got a lot more replies with a union jack flag than I do now
think brits instinctively ignore irish flags

still dont know what the fuck net neutrality or gamergate is

>the dad is complaining about work again

WHAT A WAGIE HAHAHA.

doing a poo

>>77117873
probably because this is /brit/ you fucking moron. go to /eire/ if you want replies.

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>>77117873
>a uk ip

>>77117901
prehistoric ancient jurassic gimmick

>>77117898
its full of weebs and they ran off all the good posters

tim's trying out a new series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBe0mNAgkNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K313dvb6_aI

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the underage leaf is SEETHING at the thought of (You) unsubscribing to the ideology of wageslaving 8 hours of your day away to pay for Nosenberg's megayacht

>>77117859
get the joke but you fucked it

>>77117610
More proof that southerners aren't white

>>77117948
I'm a fellow NEET

working 15hrs for mr (typical english name) cos he's a good lad and is good to work for

>>77117969
don't care x

>>77117953
yeah it doesn't make sense. can see what he was trying to do but it's all arse-backwards. stupid fucking nonce.

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Fucking sick of the nanny state in this country

Sleeping with the chain on me feel like 50 shades
It's a me I can't cdg my aftershave
Feels like acid rain everyday I feel the same
Maybe in a way I will never feel again

had 4.5 pints of 12% last night. hating life atm

>>77117997
>.gov.au

>>77118007
beer is vile

>tfw joanna conte will never serve 185mph right at my bollocks on the steaming Wimbledon clay

>>77118007
Literally nothing fuck off lightweight yank

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karen

>>77118033
degenerate

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=731_1499864700

ah yes, australians

>>77118007
>4.5
finish your fucking pints lad
also yank pints are smaller than ours so get a grip

>>77118025
Wimbledon is a grass surface dear, not clay

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>>77118038

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>>77118007
>yank pints

Send the buggers back

everyone shaming me would be passed out in a puddle of puke simple as

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my book is arriving today

>>77118103
**boggers
and i agree

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>>77118053

Bend over and ill do you the meaning of degenerate lad

I cheered when Khan was elected
I love the diverse EU
Bring in Pret workers from Poland
So I'll sit there and discuss Corfu
But when I have to pay a good wage
Don't dare look at me to help you
So love me, love me, love me, i'm a Londoner

>>77118080
Karen is British, lad

>>77118147
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>77117471
Jim Carrey

Not clicking that image as I can see from the preview that it is nonce material and I'm not a degenerate nonce

>>77118147
getting noncy thoughts

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The BBC has teamed up with Netflix to make a series about the history of Troy, and is supposed to be one of the more expensives series, at least of the year, with a total budged of a £50million and £6million-an-episode series.

CAST
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5103758/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

>>77118177
Jim Carrey is reddit cancer: the person

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Guilty pleasure.

>>77118147
hmmm
nonce

>>77118147
Crossmaglen mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6lF59GyB8k

>>77118078
Clay is just what they call tennis pitches

is eating cauliflower cheese degenerate?

>>77118241
only clay ones

>>77118251
no

>>77118147
nonce is thrown around lightly here but you're a nonce

>>77118251

Are you bumming a man while eating it?

yanks are fuming that heem meme man called that nigger 'boy'

>>77118241
yeah the clay ones sure

if it was legal I would

>>77118307
amazing that such an innocuous word holds so much power

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>>77118199
Movies and plays have always done that.

It's primarily entertainment, not documentary. If it claimed to be a documentary, then yes, the people of Troy should be ethnically Mediterranean (Turkish/Greek), not Sub-saharan African or Northern European. But it's not a documentary.

Could you gf a bi girl?

>>77118251
yeah sorry lad I just checked

>>77118199
ΗΜΑΣΤΑΝ ΚΕΝΤΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΣΚΟΥΠΑ

>>77118315
phwoar

had a dream Robert DeNiro died

was quite happy

>>77118315
BIG
BLACK
POSTS

The stock portfolio down -12% last two weeks lads. Not excited for market open.

>>77118475
lol owned

>delivery turned up yesterday
>neighbour signed for it
>DPD keep texting me today giving me order updates about it being in transit
>it's supposedly turning up between 10.30 and 11.30
>just got a text that it's been signed for by my neighbour "phil"
DPD are texting me from 24 hours ago lads, it's weird

did a wank to some porn

had a dream where i killed myself and came back as a ghost and went around spooking normies, want to do it irl now, also because my life is shit

>>77118199
The BBC have historically always been cuckolds

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S1Y693cSF7E

>>77118199
literally what proof is there that says ancient greeks weren't african? it's completely plausible

Send the buggers back

Ahh yes my first day of holiday, one week off work, think I'll have a lie in

>recycling collected this morning, giant lorry going up and down my street tipping glass bottles into more glass bottles
>neighbour decides to cut his grass at fucking 8:30
>roadworks on the main road just off where i live

Hmmm very relaxing

>>77118525
Very sad desu lad

>>77118527
need DPD out of business

>>77118561
what proof is there to say ancient Africans weren't Europeans?

>>77118577
you just reminded me it's bin night, ta for that

just trying out my new penumatic drill-powered glass-bottle lawnmower lads
bit noisy, mind

>>77118577
like waking up early on a day off desu, nice long day to enjoy not being at work

>>77118622
That's tomorrow mate

>>77118631
What do you do all day?

>>77118607
ah ok I'm replying to an altright white supremacist. catch you later sweetie x

>>77118577
PARK LIFE

>>77118635
>What do you do all day?
wank to traps, lie in my own filth

haven't seen turtleneck in a while, is he still around?

i'm real
i'm real
i'm really really real

>the (((financial times)))

These God damn yids wont even let me read for free these days.

>>77118635
masturbate and take drugs

Fortune pisses on me once again.

alri lads

>>77118679
he got a job

so no

stonkered from last night desu boyos

what i would have given to have lived in 1830-1913ish

in terms of morality, culture, art, civilisation, it was the utter peak of humanity

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>>77118475
I got really interested in the stock market once, but I've never engaged in it because I lose at everything in life. One less thing to lose in.

Mum asking me when ill take driving lessons and get a license. Is it hard lads? Will the instructor be patient?

>>77118889
*as a rich person

>>77118893
You can start winning anon. It'll boost your confidence too, small victories add up don't give up you only got only one life to live

>>77118927
you would have enjoyed life in the working class in the Victorian era more than life in the working class today tbqh

>>77118889
There were 10 times more homeless back then, and much more urban poor and peasants. Though if you were rich, I guess it was pretty sweet.

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>his waifu has dark hair and eyes

>>77118889
the belle epoque was nice i guess

praise kek

>>77118968
the treatment of the poor continued to get better during this era though. It was during this era that the beginning of welfare and charity programs started, a real look was given into how the poor were treated and the rich wanted to be altruistic. They were very religious people after all, they did believe in concepts like helping them. A couple of industrialists built entire communities for their workers to live in, and saw to it they were treated well

The aristocracy and the working class overall had social cohesion during these times, it was a time before the nonsense of 'equality' came about

About to eat some fast release simple carbohydrates

>>77119026
don't mistake modern medicinal and technological comforts for moral/civiliational goodness

the working classes were outright happier and more content back then. They had families, they had communities, they had a life's purpose. Can't say that today.

>>77118968
>>77119026
propaganda by modern day politicians and bureaucrats who want to make it seem like they're doing a great job

>>77119055
>having children

>>77119088
>88
lord kek shines his grace upon your endeavours

lads amazon delivering to the wrong address what do i do

>>77119090
jesus, absolutely vile

>>77119131
move

>>77119098
>the working classes were outright happier and more content
no, they weren't
the late victorian and edwardian period had massive industrial unrest in britain. ww1 was a good way of deflecting these class contradictions

>>77119090
big vagina?

>>77119140
'e

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>>77119140

>>77118654
keep seeing 'Park life'
what does it mean

>>77119098
>le wrong generation

lots of young ppl have family and community, looser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhUCsWl7Y8
classic kiwi komedy

>>77119191
trailer park

manny on the map

https://www.reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/comments/6mwads/i_love_manchester/

>>77118811
grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8

>>77119195
all me

Wish I was rich desu lads, must be fun to have a good life I look up to richies

Any big willy lads in?

>>77119193
england in general probably had the highest number of nuclear families globally then
can't say that now

>7 hours of toil completed
>8 1/2 to go
just end it lads

>>77119243
born a lil rich still hate myself and hate my life and have no friends and virgin at 29, still i can't deny at least i can cry myself to sleep in a nice house in london

murdering goyim is like killing a wild animal

mate on skype keeps sending me links about this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/827707/ALIEN-activity-ufo-portal-to-dimension

Why does Tim Henman have such yellow teeth, fucking hell

>>77119281
How tho lad why not just fix your life right up

>>77119262
3 1 2

>>77119300
he's english

>>77119309
ugly autistic short etc, i am just a crap person didn't ask for it to be this way just how it is i won the wealth card lost the other cards

>>77119257
huh, almost like the world population has boomed since that time and industrial capitalist patterns of life have spread beyond western europe/america

Business idea: make it illegal to have sex with people older or younger than you

would this cure sexually transmitted diseases if everyone obeyed the law?

hope konta loses today so the press can stop banging on about muh first british woman in 200 years when she's not even british

>>77119310
oi shano do ya wanna zooper dooper?

>>77119300
has a thicker protein layer covering his teeth making them naturally stronger. same reason why rodents have orange teeth and can chew through bricks and steel cables.

>>77119356
covered your mum's teeth in a thick protein layer last night

>>77119351
tfw all the lads went to wimbledon today but i wasn't invited

>>77119331
lmao. same apart from age.

>>77119331
You should try lad im sure you can do a lot better and turn your life around

Encountered a jobless poor person on my way to work. It stank of stale cigarettes. It bought it's small child a big bag of crisps and then bought scratchcards. These wretched things need exterminating.

>>77119349
literally everyone is either older or younger than you, so yes

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get the virgin look, especially the virgin shoes

sometimes feel bad for bullying yanks

loic cannons activate

>>77119300
thin enamel because he drinks too much lolly water and doesn't brush his teeth enough

>>77119368
my mum's dead mate

>>77119381
alri Bateman

>>77119398
>lolly water
???

>>77119281

I refuse to believe there's another 29 year old virgin on here, think you've constructed a character from brit posts

>>77119381
Business idea: manufacturing zyklon C for exterminating the poor

>>77119410
fizzy drink

>>77119349
I think we should have sex brackets. 16-17, 18-24, 25-29, 30-39, 40-49, and 50+. It is illegal to fuck anyone outside of your bracket.

business idea: huge gfs

>extremists receiving hundreds of thousands of pounds a year in small donations from UK citizens

not all muslims, right guys?

business idea: chop up and serve an onion with all hot meals

>>77119438
""""UK citizens""""

>>77119378
i do try lol try to be friendly to socialise to go out etc but reality is if i go out most of the time it's by myself because i dont have any/many friends. I try to make friends on a night out and then text them or whatever but they never reply. The few times I worked never managd to turn anything into a friendship once i got decent with a guy and tried to meet up outside work but he kept blowing me off so I gave up. only way I could turn myself around is if I start going around just trying to "buy friends".

>>77119414
never been on a date either

>>77119452
well i wasnt going to say british was i

Business idea: RAID portable bugspray but for Jews and similar pests

"not all muslims" makes no difference, the chill effect's already been achieved. saw coppers armed with automatic weapons and one of those metal detector gates outside the arena yesterday.

>>77119438
the government literally tried to suppress that report. this country is fucking done.

>>77119468
wish i had a cute daughter like this

want a family lads

>>77119381
So-called "people" with deranged thoughts (i.e. you) should be shot.

>>77119430
whats the point of being successful in middle age if you cant fuck women in their 20s?

>>77119482
dont care. if it helps stop pakis and their evil then so be it.

>>77119523
>>77119497
'

>>77119523
I've had enough of this shit. I dont care if it's 'ironic', this sort of blatant noncery will not stand any more.

wish I was Jewish and had a huge company called Goldbaum & Co.

While stand the banks of England, England stands.

redpill me on shays rebellion

>>77119548
*glances over and sees you sitting down*

ahh, a man of your word - very rare nowadays

>>77119523
This is what happens when you tolerate bender-posting, slippery slope desu

dim farron

piercing young children's ears should be illegal.

watching wheel of fortune with are bradley

you can tell they were all coked up back in those golden gameshow days

>>77119596
agree

>>77119616
agree

>>77119550
Kek iiktfb

Would love to have a "Shekelburg, Goldbaum, Greenstein and friends, LLP" law firm.

Business idea:
Nonces out

shart rebellion

fuck sake why is everything other than shitty cans of beer so expensive
NO i dont want to spend £40 on a bottle of whatever

Business idea: races and classes become united

told myself i would leave the house today but naah

>>77119699
drinking should be limited to special occasions. so spending 40 quid once in a while is totally fine.

>>77119707
class unity is fascism

>>77119707
races maybe but you'll never catch me singing kumbaya with a banker

think we should probably close all but the top 20-30 or something universities in this country and force the shit university students (so almost all of them) into vocational or shorter college-like post school education. Absolute laugh some of the retards I had to share uni with even at a "top 10", not to mention we should stop stigmatising people who don't go to uni.

>>77119777
>tfw cant get into a top 30 uni

>>77119762
Bankers are top lads you'd get along fine

>>77119791
yeh no hate mate nothing wrong with not being academic but you shouldn't be going to uni, you shouldn't need to go to uni to get a job.

>>77119777
unless you can fix the economy to provide full employment for young people, no dice

>>77119807
>you shouldn't need to go to uni to get a job.
you don't
people go to uni for 3 years of drinking on other people's money and still come out stacking shelves in Aldi
having been employed since college looks good on a 20-something's CV

>>77119777
this t bh
you have to pay a fortune for a uni degree but most people learn nothing

https://twitter.com/d_blanchflower/status/885104622834253824 ops

DEEPLY unimpressed with the goverment
Can't think of anything I'd like more than to leave this sordid union before they bugger up the exit any more

Been just about to go the gym since 9

morning lads
morning nonce

>>77119866
Iktf

>>77119825
well I think full employment 9-5 in today's world is essentially gona be making busy work so my first step along with htis would be implimenting a 4 day work week, but i mean if shit like fruit picking wasn't so low paying and stigmatised more people would do it

>>77119847
sigh do you really need to be facetous you know full well what I mean by a job

>>77119847
>people go to uni for 3 years of drinking on other people's money and still come out stacking shelves in Aldi
and people who don't go to uni end up even worse
you could probably get a decent degree without going to uni 20-30 years ago but not today

Why do runescape video titles sound like porns? "Ape atoll destruction"

>>77119946
wot kind of porn have U been watchin LOL

>>77119916
I'll give you some busy work
*unzips dick*

only problem with a four day work week is that any country that enforces it will be less competitive globally
kind of makes you wish there was a global government to implement this stuff......................

>>77119847
>>77119925
Uni is possibly the best investment you can make desu, but should def major in stem or business and actually network and do internships. Everyone has a degree these days cannot compete without one

>>77119963
if u knew what I looked like you woudln't have typed that

>>77119959
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5925ca42189b1

Fucking reported absolutely disgusting

>>77117711

>>77119978
very good point and yeh there are problems for sure but along with shit like universal basic income it is only pragmatic to start heading that way

>>77120012
>>77120012
>>77120012

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4MB, 630x354px

>sigh
>facetous

>>77119966
why do you have pictures of little girls on your computer?

>>77120015
Not a fan of porky memes