/asean/ thread

Fuck Flips

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>>77110796
but anon, they have the best girl (male)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ4Oxuo59I0
> boi

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>>77110886
> girl
> driving

Isn't this common sense or something?

I hate fucktards who fap to trap and think they're not gay lol.

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>>77111141
gib viet qts then. Make ASEAN straight again

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What does /asean/ think of him?

>>77111627
Childhood idol. I watched Spiderman cartoons when i was a kid.

>>77111627
prolly the only marvel hero that doesn't kill

>>77110778
>>77111349
vvho dose

hey guys

>>77112166
genocide

>>77112166
nuke the filipinas

>>77112201
>>77112209
No genocide

We filipinos are very kind to these tagalogs

hi guys

>>77112225
>t. tagalog

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>>77110778
How should we fix our Bisayan problem /asean/?

Boris here. She said yes.
I love you, good people of /asean/. We all are going to make it.

>>77112550
who?

>>77112550
Did you do sex to her(him) yet?

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>>77112550
appreantly there are chink and russian hackers

copypasting pro dutdutshill mantra on other websites
ala pro trump

even though its not relevant to the topic

some pervy sexpat hits on your little sister
what do you do?

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>>77112685
good for her

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>>77110778
>TFW only butthurt nigger bisayaball is the active poster and Mami is only decent one left

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>>77112166
>>77112515
Make them work. if they don't, just consider them as criminals
>>77112229
Hello random anon :3
>>77112550
BOI YOU DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>77112166
>>77112515
Give them something to WE WUZ about to instill pride, arts, food, culture, artefacts, ancient ruins, traditional dress etc.
Make every monday a day where everyone wears traditional regional clothing and carry replica kampilan.
If there is not enough just "assimilate" a bit from the surrounding.

>>77112550
good job cyka
have a happy marriage
are you diaspora?

Your thoughts on the killing of Vietnamese sailors by Abu Sayyaf recently? The government did nothing to stop, and I feel sorry that they didn't get informed earlier nor had they seriously paid attention to it. This implies the government's failure and it saddens me that negative events are rarely covered in state media.

>>77115073
People die

>>77115073
Pirates gonna pirate, pay them and they gonna buy drugs and weapons for more kidnapping. Especially notorious ones like Abu Sayyaf are better off carpet bombed along with the hostages.

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Au Natural

>>77115304
Disgusting

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>>77115343
I have more.

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WTF Singapore

>>77115073
Southern Philippines is a hell hole and deserves to be depopulated. The locals hide behind the Independence movement as cover for outright piracy and banditry. I'm a Muslim but I say kill em all.

>>77116151
You see, the have a very small population and uhhh... inbreeding? Chances they fuck their own cousins without knowing a damn.

>>77116249
The local news says most of them are PR from overseas.

this cinta cucu anak adam girl has visible moustache Lol

>>77115073
The red pill about Mindanao is that it needs to be carpet bombed to oblivion along with its Muslim population.

Kidnapping in Mindanao is a lucrative business that benefits terrorist groups like the ASG and corrupt gubmint officials from both the local gubmint, bolice and even military.

If our military wanted to they can invite the rest of non-batshit crazy /asean/ to genocide terrorists but they prefer to just cull their population to a """manageable""" number.

Newspapers here have plastered multiple times about how Indonesia and the United States would want to get military experience in Mindanao by launching a campaign but our military would just politely refuse them and take matters into their own hands.

>>77117272
It's pretty controversial to have other countries' militaries fighting here and basically fighting our own fight.

kok ngantuk ya
hehehe

>>77117272

>Indonesia and the United States would want to get military experience in Mindanao
>but our military would just politely refuse them and take matters into their own hands.

they actually have but its not a "'boots on the ground'" type of campaign or aid, even Australia and Vietnam , Japan
also
Murica is taking us over, we are muricas puppet huuur durr type of rhetoric
and this>>77117401
especially after the Senate, Glora and Erap decided to shut down the bases

>>77117441
Huammmm,
Just finished my siesta, it's time for my afternoon snack.
Inyong kencot.

>>77116151
Roll

>>77116249
hot

>>77117272
Your new best buddy Xi Jinping didn't gib freebies?

>>77112515
>colonized by America
American influence, not even once.

>>77116627
>damage control

>3rd victim to die from rabies in Sarawak
Shiieet its an outbreak. We are doomed ini semua salah Najib.

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>>77110778
>You wouldn't wish this on your own enemies.
Being a Bisaya is truly suffering for being a degenerate whores they are

>>77110778
/asean/ was a mistake.

>>77118257
So is the political union itself. The member states, when unified have political systems that don't blend together.

>>77118157
>>77118254
>>>/out/

>>77118257
Regionalism was a mistake.

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ughh bisaya butthurt nigger hour is back

Is it me or was Bisaya banter and anti-Bisaya banter simply not a thing before Dutdut?

>>77118306
>>77118309
>/asean/

does anyone have the suicide video of that cebuana?

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>>77118309
Coincidence I think not?

I think its more of the the anti tagalog/Manila one
it came during the election season pro dutdut shilling started

its part of "Muh Davao is liek Singapura"

>>77118451
this>>77118504

>>77118504
Are the usual suspects defending Imee?

>>77118504
>"Muh Davao is liek Singapura"
LKY must be rolling in his grave (or is it columbarium?)

After long absence /pinoy/ finally make its comeback and none rejoiced.

yay

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>>77119336
Missed us?

>>77110855
I'd mold his boipucci to the shape of my dick

Tbh senpai

>>77118651
Poverty leads to strongman cult of personality rule.

At least the AFP is still intact.

>>77119467
Given that cult of personality I'm scared what would happen when he croaks. For all we know they could easily preserve his body and put it on display in Davao, and they'd be completely fine with that.

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>>77118359
>pic
WTF lmao
It looks even worse than my >pic
Bisaya people's got such round face and a big forehead.

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>>77119392
Will Duterte make animu real?

>>77119392
Kinda, we are dead past midnight now.
Did you guys clear Marawi yet?

>>77119587
On the contrary, Bebot wants to extend martial law until 2022, a proposal so absurd even the military and other Dutdut allies are against it.

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>>77119336
And those threads were so much better without us too

What a shame

>>77119574
Is our drainage system shit or do other countries's road also have puddles after a rain?

>>77119682
Depends on the country. When I went to Bali there were some puddles but then again that's not really the capital so it's understandable that the infrastructure there is inferior to the capital's. Apparently KL used to flood a lot, which is why the SMART tunnel was built.

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>>77119525
I mean, is it the negrito blood? or do most Bisayans really have that roundish kind of face? Just curious. I mean compare it to an average Tagalog, which has got a much more boxy kind of face. I doubt it's the Spanish blood.

>>77119613
>extend martial law until 2022
Really silly when he can just tok tok bang bang suspected supporters and financier.
>>77119682
Yes on roads frequently used by heavy trucks but otherwise the monsoon drains take care of it.

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>>77119336

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>>77119336
Is it because OP, make a decent thread ?

>>77119682
It's worse in Jakarta, where flooding is ordinary occurrence. Even the presidential palace was flooded sometimes.

Potluck tomorrow, don't have to put out money yay

>>77119516
It does not matter, heads will roll whether he dies or not.

The international community aka (((them))) won't allow El Jefe's antics go unpunished.

>>77113885
heya
how is indonesia

fucking hell i cant stop farting buds

>>77123688
same here

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>>77118451
Success breeds jealousy.

You'll soon be one of the antis though, or already an anti-bisaya.

>http://www.cebu.gov(.ph)/news/underground-train-included-mcia-second-runway-project/
>2030
>tfw I'd be dead by that time already

>>77123641
Nothing's new, Jake.

>>77110778
Who is this?

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>>77123883
my name is nick actually
>>77123855
g-dspeed

>>77124007
It's synonymous with "prick."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg
post choons
>>77124130
TAKE THAT BACK WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

>>77119574
wtf I know this guy

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>>77123641
next happening is moving capital
we're doing it again from zero :3

>>77124264
Do you have a little prick, Nick?
Chick won't pick Nick's stick and lick his tiny prick.

>>77124374
wtf why are you moving the capital?
whats wrong with jakarta
>>77124409
nah its decent sized
girls dont like me though

>>77124374
Ain't gonna happen, it costs too much.

>>77124457
Somewhere in Kalimantan (Borneo), Jakarta's gonna drown soon.

>>77124492
wtf no i know people in jakarta
are they gonna be ok?

>>77124492
>>77124523
Ahok told us to build a seawall but we don't listen.

>>77124523
Nah, they aren't going to go full old testament and drown in a single night. It's just that Jakarta is a lost cause; flooding, crowded, abysmal infrastructure, etc. That's what happen when you combine governmental capital with commerce capital.

So yes they are fine.

>>77124669
B-but m-muh floating city...

>>77124523
It's Jakarta who gives a shit.

We really need to make asean great again but guys.

>>77123874
Ayy lmao by the time this is done its already outdated

Tho this is why>>77119613
It will be harder for senate and congress to probe shitty infrastructure like this
Especially if its funded by china

>>77124914
The ASEAN Secretariat happens to be in Jakarta.

When was asean great anyway?

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>>77124457
>why are you moving the capital?
It's because Anies won the election and plans to tear the capital back to stone age.
Our prez might as well troll him by moving it somewhere in the tree

>>77124492
>costs too much
Nah, we can hear it coming stronger by each months.

>>77125069
>It's because Anies won the election and plans to tear the capital back to stone age
>he thinks voting makes any difference at all

Worst capital in SEA? Worst cities in general?

All my countrymen asleep already UwU
goodnight guys

>>77125127
I'd pick Timor Leste

>>77125127
Naipydaw

>>77125069
>Anies won the election and plans to tear the capital back to stone age
B-but m-muh DP rumah "0 rupiah"...

Why in Kalimantan though? My Banjar friends really don't appreciate having to receive more Javanese transmigrants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAoXV07KGk&feature=youtu.be
Do you OC this britbong? Pls make more
>>77125216
>DP rumah
there's no land left in here you see ..
>Javanese transmigrants
True

>>77125030
So this is how it feels to be Singaporean...

>>77125127
Capital: Manila
City: Makati

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>>77125450
Took you this long

Singaporean but with corruption and pocketed funds
Look at the lrt

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>>77125127
Capital: our first one which is>>77118254

City: Baguio, but for now obviously Marawi

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What to do when you have a mental breakdance?

>>77128948
A what?

>>77128948
I think mental breakdown is what are you after, mate.

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> indos are so short that if they run naked across an open field the grass tickles their balls

>>77125127
Manila, hands down

>>77129368
it's comfier when you live in a cave m8

>>77125127
Cebu or Davao

Marawi has ISIS now

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>>77118359
I guess every hour will be this again

They must have restored the electricity after the earthquake

one less dark conspiracy..

>>77128948
hmmmm

>>77123874
nice. so the underwater train tunnel rumor might be true

>>77130620
By 2030 that's a lot of time to get cancelled

They one with Japans aid that's suppose to be by 2024 hasn't even started yet

>>77126133
>pic
wtf. That's Filipino pride right there.

>>77123874
>If approved by the national government, the project will be done in three phases and will commence next year.
still why would it need approval by the national government?

>>77130278
https://streamable.com/xtn0d

Test

>>77131080
Logistics and viability

The shithole that is cebu is not an independent country

Wow reading about divorce law makes me realize that same religion marriage and religion in identity card is a must in our country.
In our law if man and woman have divorce, and about to split their property, the law will be based on their religion's law. Like man's property (like, inheritance) will be still man's property and it wont be needed to be split, and woman's property will be the same. This is for muslim case though.

>>77117272
Reverse the situation

Do you think Malaysia and Indonesia would just let our military go ape in their country?.
Or why would we waste our troops
Just upgrade patrolling and detecting. capabilities

I just spoke to my Flip grandmother today, she said that my Tagalog is more beautiful than the birds chirping.

I'm so happy.. ;_;

>>77131161
their lgu is separate from manila. they're building another bridge without national government approval/support.

>>77131827
I actually tried showing her my powerlevels and talked to her in actual Tagalog instead of the usual Filipino. She was surprised.

>>77132742
>actual Tagalog
>usual Filipino
Huh?

>>77132026
No they needed approval for that
And you know it took years for that
LGU are still part of the NGO

What you mean is they have that businessman man form Manila to fund that bridge.

>>77132962
Filipino = Cebuano + Tagalog + English + Spanish + Jejespeak + Bekispeak
Tagalog = Tagalog

>>77133235
I don't see any difference

>>77133304
Filipino is not Tagalog but Tagalog is Filipino.

Tagalog:
Sumakay kami ng sasakyan parun sa bahay ni ate para kumura.

Filipino
Nag ride kami ng koche papunta sa house ni sis to have a picnic.

>>77133052
not sure about that. even some of the departments there are separate. their lgu is comfy in deciding things on their own without the national govt.

>>77133727
don't confuse me with buzzword

>>77133304
filipino = 95% tagalog, 5% other languages

>>77115304
>>77115939
keep posting that's kinda hot
>>77115343
t. low test faggot brainwashed by media trying to sell products to women.

>>77133921
What?

>>77133941
More like 40%
Taglish is also Filipino too, Spanish word creoles are also Filipino. There are occasional Bisaya words in Filipino too which are the 5-10% that you're talking about.

>>77133820
Yeah they can
Its separate from manila but not from the national government.
But building an international airport and a bridge is a major thing or any public infrastructure

>>77133820
If that's the case they we should have at least 5 airports by now in cebu

>Filipino
>Nag ride kami ng koche papunta sa house ni sis to have a picnic.
This is not considered valid and offical but a slang

>>77134628
what?

>>77134847
Airports and bridges are not comfy decisions to make unlike some public elementary school or basketball court

>>77134628
That's literally what Filipino is, it's a broken education system full of slangs. Though it wouldn't be spelt like that it would be like

>Nag rayd kami ng kotse papunta sa haus ni sis tu hab a piknik

Why say
>drowing
>titser
>miting
When you can say
>Dibuho
>Guro
>Tipon

It's just retarded desu

>>77135165
If you answer that in a filipino test it will be considered wrong.
I know you autistcally want our language to be like Japan
But we have our rules and standards.

>>77135165
why do you know those words? are you filipino or just learning it?

>>77135335
>If you answer that in a filipino test it will be considered wrong
Nope, it's literally the fucking test paper that asks you that kind of question. I've already studied elementary there and I know what is like, you also know what it's like. So I don't know what are you're trying to say here.

>Kambal Katinig
It always infallibly makes me fucking scream on the inside.

>>77135364
>why do you know those words
Because I know them :^)

I probably know more Filipino than you do because of my personal interest on it, not just the slangs that the school teaches you.

>>77135364
Are you a new fag?
Its flip Aussie thats hates our language
And keeps on insisting that the. Slangs we use are valid
He hates slangs now but he thinks Meron is more correct than Mayroon

>>77135472
You got to show some proof test papers
I only encounter those things in social media and text

>>77135477
>He hates slangs now
What are you on about? I love slangs, slangs are a part of the Filipino language, the culture that you built up from colonialism. What I hate is the Filipino education and literature system. The way they try to teach you and deliver it makes you wanna hate Filipino and condemn it to the depths of hell.

>>77135567
>it's a broken education system full of slangs.
It seems like you like to pick and choose

>>77135547
What the fuck are you on about? Is this bait?
They're literally everywhere, in every Filipino book, don't act retarded.

HERE, some beginners book.
https://books.google.com.au/books?id=wPsenAIWOkEC&pg=PA150&lpg=PA150&dq=tagalog+learn,+may+miting&source=bl&ots=dTAPXJ9BI-&sig=YnYp8FgMxGECGc1OSQ0YdLlb_Xg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjtm6mO-obVAhUGj5QKHTznDo0Q6AEIPjAD#v=onepage&q=tagalog%20learn%2C%20may%20miting&f=false

Those words even exist on the official Philippine dictionaries, search it up. They are ""slangs"" but act as a native word at the same time. That's Filipino for you.

>>77135672
I meant for this
>nag rayd kami ng kotse papunta sa haus ni sis tu hab a piknik

>>77135757
Do you have common sense? That was satirical.

I'm talking about
>drowing
>piknik
>titser
>miting


They literally just take an english word and spell it the Filipino way, it's not wrong, but it's making the newer generation dumber by the year. There's a Tagalog way of saying it but they just won't, seldom or refuse to use so.

>>77135894
But thats what meant if you Answer a Filipino test like that >>77135757
It will be considered wrong

>>77136003
Sooner or later going with how the education system is, that will be considered correct. Yes sure, let's make Tagalog like Afrikaans and butcher it more bit by bit, that will make it "better" won't it?

>>77136053
Maybe
Who knows
You already think Meron and Kelan is correct

>nag miting ang mga titster sa pakulti rum kanina

Yuck.

>>77136148
Because they are still Tagalog words with different accent or pronunciations, they aren't meta borrowed words. That's why they're correct. They're even more correct than made up borrowed words.

>>77136148
That's also because of the optional sound changes. You should watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfPS0HE5K-4&t=220s

Which makes those slangs official and correct.

Mayari na humimbing kayo.

(Good night youse.)

>>77136315
>>77136257
Sound not written
Okay
So still wrong if I write it like that

>>77136594
Ask yourself which is correct:
>oyayi
>uyayi
>baliktad
>baligtad
>buaya
>buwaya

and why?
School Filipino is """fun""" isn't it?

>>77136799
Whichever is in the official dictionary is correct

>>77136912
>official dictionary
Half of the dictionaries have the one on top, the other half have the version on the bottom.
If dictionaries conflict, does that mean they're both correct?
Now if you were to put this in Baybayin, how would you spell these then?
Do you think our ancestors spelt Tagalog like that?

sudah malam ikan bobo

>>77137017
Link?
Also which one is more updated
I know baliktad and baligtad are both valid
While the other are just bisaya versions don't know if that counts

Also is kelan and meron in there?

Baybayin is very underdeveloped we still have many blanks to fill

>>77137340
>Also which one is more updated
both of them are updated

https://www.tagalog-dictionary.com/search?word=oyayi
http://tagalog.pinoydictionary.com/search/uyayi/
http://www.tagalogtranslate.com/translate.php
search for uyayi then search for oyayi

>meron
http://tagaloglang.com/meron/
https://books.google.com.au/books?id=SbuDBQAAQBAJ&pg=PA106&lpg=PA106&dq=tagalog+meron+meaning&source=bl&ots=pAbGMZL6Vx&sig=cx05JA0wrTApTG0-5S5zxiiSBbk&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjlju32hYfVAhVBkpQKHQVOB-QQ6AEIgwEwCg#v=onepage&q=tagalog%20meron%20meaning&f=false

>kelan
Actually, can you search this yourself? Why the fuck am I spoon feeding you. I'm off to sleep now.

Night.

>>77137578
I was hoping for something more official
>no matches
Seems like its made up
And the Meron one is in "Cebuano similarities"

>>77137771
https://books.google.com.au/books?isbn=1444133853
https://books.google.com.au/books?isbn=1462916775
http://www.bansa.org/dictionaries/tgl/?type=search&data=meron
http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/Dictionary/diction.htm

Ugh... Fk off already I just wanna sleep now. Go look for it yourself. I don't want to explain to you why, what or how broken the Filipino system is right now.

>>77137938
I can't download those it blocked

Still nothing official about Meron or kelan especially when it comes to writing

https://adarnahouse.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/mayroon-vs-meron/

Even a publishing house is telling us not to write it like that

>>77138184
>it blocked
Works fine.
Not my problem use a proxy or something fucking hell.
No one said that Meron is the official spelling, meron is a USABLE spelling.
>blog
You're posting even more unreliable sources

Now fck off.

>>77138352
Can you at least screen cap it
Limited pages are showing

If its not official then its wrong when you spell it like that in a test

Adarna is a major publishing company

>>77138535
>Can you at least screen cap it
>Limited pages are showing
I'm on my tablet I can't be fucked. Use the search at the side. Figure this out will you? I don't condone talking to lazy retards.

>f its not official then its wrong when you spell it like that in a test
Spelt "meron" in the test i was correct.
Even the test had the word "meron".
As I said meron is fucking OPTIONAL
>major
And they don't even have an official site?
They're a low key shit tier company then.

Honestly imma fuck off

>>77138722
>Spelt "meron" in the test i was correct.
Even the test had the word "meron".
As I said meron is fucking OPTIONAL
Proof ?
Seems like it, it only points out to only verbal but for written its wrong.
Even in verbal its considered slang
Even one of the things you link it was only for speaking not writing

Considering this country yeah that's already major

>>77118254
>AsianSexDiary.com
Quality site btw

How is homosexuality perceived in your country?

How do we fix tagalogs? I mean look at manila, "people" live in that hellhole place lmao

>>77142837
Why do Tagalogs and Bisayans hate each other so much on here? I never see the other Philippine ethnic groups arguing.

>>77142942
Every region here hates tagalogs
Im not from visayas anyway.

>>77143030
Then why did they make tagalog the main language?

>>77142942
>>77144892

Bisayans are butthurt because their subhuman ways and language
Were not made into the national language

I'm not Tagalog or Bisaya
I actually hate the Bisayans more cusee of this>>77126133
They are everywhere right now in the internet

Tagalog ethnic wasnt really even a thing
Until shills memed them into the internet
When you say Tagalog we think its the language

>>77146191
I see, so it's a historical butthurt type thing?

>>77146309
Its tribal plus seperatist movements

Also political paid pro dutdut shills has to brainwash the masses that davao is like Singapore and Manila is imperial
Its Part or the rethoric.

Even tho its a nest for rebels, the father and financier of the ISIS leader here was found hiding there

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>>77146502
>multi-ethnic countries always have massive tensions and conflicts between the groups
>every White mostly homogeneous country tries to become multi-ethnic
JUST

>read the newspaper
>2 soldiers killed 11 wounded by friendly fire in Marawi
>airstrike missed target by 250m
Pinoys pls how do you job this much?

>>77144892
History
Tagalog people or mostly Luzon united and fought for their independence from Spain.
Visayans didn't only panay. Cebu actually followed the orders of Spain and killed their local leaders.
Mindanao for the most part wasn't taken over by bisayan speakers at that time

>>77146839
>Mindanao for the most part wasn't taken over by bisayan speakers at that time
I read that Cebuano came from the Cebu island, and now a lot of people from Visayans and Mindanao speak it.

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>>77146806
They don't

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>>77148091

>Village of the Holy Spirit! Filipino church group buys an entire Connecticut ghost town for $1.85million after it spent years languishing on and off the market
>Church group Iglesia Ni Cristo bought the long-abandoned town of Johnsonville, Connecticut on Friday
>The international Christian group headquartered in Quezon City, Philippines paid $1.85million for the town
>Entire 62-acre ghost town includes an old post office, a schoolhouse, a general store, and church
>Now the church group plans to preserve the town and use it for recreational and worship purposes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4689758/Filipino-church-group-buys-entire-Connecticut-ghost-town.html

>>77148275
I know where this is going. They are going to build an underground base to serve as their HQ, from there they will launch a nuke to Washington to ignite WWIII and nuclear holocaust. After the world is devastated they will proceed to procreate and repopulate the world with the most powerful Filipinos!

Unless a British spy interfere obviously.

>>77148275
>Iglesia Ni Cristo
its a cult so they can fit right in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCL2THRenp0

like one of those mega churches that scams their followers

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>>77148275
>>77148398
>>77148454
Far Cry 5 but with Filipinos

>panicked when chef asked me a question
>get scolded in front of the whole faculty
;-;
it's gonna be a shitty day, innit?

>>77149124
>scolded
It means that you aren't the protagonist and just one of those nameless persons.

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>>77149124
>tfw chef grab your butt while cooking

>>77149678
>tfw not a main character in my own life

What's the best city in your country?

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>>77149678
That us just his backstory, the trauma will radicalize him into successor of Jedi and Al Baghdadi.
Culinary anon will rise into Jedi Al Sashimi terrorising the globe with just kitchen knives.

>>77150426
In terms of what?

>>77150688
the bestness of the city

>>77150769
Oh thanks for clarifying it with your comprehensive answer, that sure narrows it down.

>>77150688
Standard of living, crimes and weather.

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>>77149678
But protagonist are always shit on for their misunderstood genius

>>77150813
>Standard of living
Definitely not one of those big cities where the poor are treated like shit and human life are worthless.
>crimes
Definitely not the ones in Java. Except for Jogja, Jogja's alright, my grandma's from there.
>weather
We are on the equator, the weather is shit unless you are living on the highlands where it's cool.

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>>77150813
Probably Putrajaya.

>>77150426
Maybe Makati or BGC if that counts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro00sXdJXv4

>>77146839
did you get that straight from your ass? lol

>>77146736
you're too gullible

>>77151390
>live in Canada
>pakis fight indians like back home

>>77151497
And here we got indian vs chinks.
Last night some drunk chink car'd an indian motorcyclist and have been hiding in the police station with indian community out to avenge his death.
Fugg I don't want to get caught up in this mess.

>>77151659
Do they hate each other there? If so, why?

Any website developers and Database programmers here? I want to ask a question about out thesis.

>>77151943
Need to use Dreamweaver?

do any other SEA country produces edgy musicians like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mm0u2dQhQw

>>77151497
we're a multi-ethnic country but communities on each islands are purely ethnic. there's ethnic fighting here too but rarely. tagalogs always look down on us or just jealous especially to those from cebu so they will fight because people from cebu always fight back. the ethnic group I came from do not, and would just submit to tagalogs.

>>77151935
Not really but Indian mobs get violent really quick.

>>77151996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyiBvJtJ5Z4

>>77151295
Learn about Leon Kilat

>>77151956
I want to hear your opinions about our thesis that just got approved.

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>>77110778

>>77152076
same to you

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>>77152017
Kek,
Jealous of what?

So exactly like separatist and rebels

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>>77134009
Here ya go.

>>77152104
So its not pulled form the ass
The 3stars originally means Luzon, Panay, Mindanao.

>>77152083
What is the thesis about?

>>77149678
what does this mean? i don't watch nippon cartoons

>>77150193
Under 3 chefs so far and no chef's gay for my ass.

And this one just hapenned
>Chef called out my name in front of other lecturers, asks if I'm ready
>I say nothing, and he throws a dragon fruit straight at me
>I didn't catch it, it rolls around the floor
>Hear the other lecturers going "Ooh...", I can still see chef's dissapointed look in my mind

AAAAAAHHHHH

>>77152291
We want to make an online recruitment for an Agency, I just want to know if these 2 features are hard to implement, One feature is that the online examination requires you to have your camera on and the other one is online interview like skype or video call.

>>>/fit/42133663

>>77151996
Not SEA but edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSCOJ-0C2dw

>>77152052
>>77152421
i mean avant-teen GY!BE-ish edgy, are we the only SEA country that into this kind of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mY0n5O24YY

>>77152561
GY!BE is not even edgy. Goregrind is what i would call edgy.

>>77152561
> implying blink is not avant-teen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHalAUHOrKc

>>77133727
>para
Me,an intellectual: upang

Thoughts on NieR: Automata?
I just finished route A, feels good

>>77150193
What are you going to do?

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>>77152398
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU I was gonna have a nice dinner tonight!

>>77152979
The final boss is one of the best boss fights of all time.

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Abnoy getting jailed soon
BTFO yellowcucks

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>ywn be a rebel filipino escrimador dueling against a Japanese officer kendoka

why live?

>>77153766
it really is wired
its like suing dutdut for the friendly fire incompetence

>>77153766
>>77154070
Seriously genuine Dutdut/marcocuck trolls is in full force

Its freaking full on ape slinging shit tier right now

I wish I was in my laptop

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>dutdutdutdut posting is back

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>>77153104
Call you to help me

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Iiiiiaiaiaiaiaiai feel something so right
doing the wrong thing

>>77152124
moar

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>>77154269
5 more years Im afraid

>>77155091
>wanting more Muslims in the Philippines
What did he mean by this?

>>77153766
At least now people will stop calling the Ombudsman dilawan.

Seriously though what would happen if he goes to jail, but so does Imee? Because it wouldn't really make much sense if one is convicted but the other is not. If one is convicted, both would probably have to go to jail.

Also, this question has bothered me for quite a while now: how come only Dutdut and Marcos have online armies? Poe, Roxas, Miriam etc. didn't really have online armies, the ones defending theme were mostly genuine supporters and tended to be far more sane.

>>77149124
^-^
today actually wasn't so bad
>got cendol after prayers
>had briyani
>had lots and lots of kuih (snacks)
>my own food was actually finished, in the first hour at that!
>got to tapau a lot of them
>knew my seniors a lot more
10/10 would live the day again

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>kuih

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>>77155585
>majapahit descendant

Is Dut gendut?

>>77155423
I have a feeling some of those online armies are just stealth pro gloria

top kek

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>>77155666
>brunei daun salam

>>77155179
He wanna be like leef president

>>77152040
it is expected of cow niggers

>>77155423
Because Dutiti and Macuck are damaged goods.

Online shills help them prop up and make themselves look great.

>>77156315
>damaged goods.
So was Mar. But Mar never really had an online army defending him and propping him up.

>>77155179
gotta catch them all. put them in one place. gas em

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>>77154781
Give phone number

>>77156343
Mar isn't damaged goods, he's just your typical old rich entitled elite like Jeb!.

>>77155179
Malaysian refugees, Malaysiakini and Lowyat forum said we gonna be bankrupt and working as maids by 2020.

>>77152979
gib back my tears

Calling any Nogori people here, do you guys still wear your horny costume during celebration?

>>77157037
Not only our OC but next you gonna steal indons and flips jobs?

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>>77157037
>Malaysiakini

indon blocks telegram

>>77157465
WhatsApp also has end-to-end encryption. Will chief rudi block them too? Or Instagram encryption is just a meme?

>>77157531
s/Instagram/WhatsApp/

>>77155423
>>77155782

My tinfoil tells me some of those shills are Chinese and Russian 50cent armies or whatever they are called
Considering we are basically a Chinese vassal at this point

>>77158025
That makes sense for Duts, but not for BBM considering his dad was very pro-America. Heck, I'd imagine that Ferdie would be rolling in his grave right now because of the China pandering.

>>77158025
50 center/wumao = China
vatnik/Putinbot = Russia

Funny how online shilling and propaganda wasn't a thing until Dutiti showed up.

Really makes you question who backed who.

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>>77156604
>110
Lewd hentai thought detected

Where is Michlan the dilawan
You and Marimar and abnoy got btfoo got anything to say about that!?

>>77158391
At least P-Noy will actually get a trial. If he goes to jail, then he goes to jail. If anything, I'm happy, because it shows that Morales has integrity and favors no one (remember that she's Duts' in-law and was appointed by Aquino).

>>77158058
Yes back then they were but not anymore

I've read they are not allowed to enter US territory

>>77158461
Make sure Dutiti also pays the price for his negligence in Marawi that has claimed the lives of a hundred soldiers and thousands of displaced civvies.

>>77158480
>I've read they are not allowed to enter US territory
Pretty sure all of Marcos' grandsons are US citizens and are studying there

>>77158306
We have the mighty Red Bean Army.

>>77158480
Referring to Ferdie though and not Imelda and family. Ferdie as far as I know was pro-US to the very end. Heck, that's why he went into exile there.

>>77158524
I don't really understand why the people who were so mad at Mamasapano are suddenly so quiet with Marawi. You would expect them to be up in arms again.

>>77158025
There are also companies here that are hired as "social media consultants". Basically they get paid to influence opinions online. I remember a segment of Uson's interview with a foreigner and they interviewed some guy who outright said that they get paid to shill online.

>>77158675
I agree, what's happening in Marawi is honestly worse than in Mamasapano, but now that Duts is the CiC, they're all quite mum about the issue.

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>>77158461
Reading through some articles it looks like one of those he said she said types of political trial
Let's see how would this turn out. It could be an easy legal way out for Aquino, depending of course, on how bright his lawyers are.

Considering how retarded shills are
If he gets acquitted its muh delawan again

Don't forget Imee, bitch can't even face the court for a simple Van spending
mishap

>>77158748
>they're all quite mum about the issue.
I really don't understand why. The sad thing is quite a few people who were attacking P-Noy before because of Mamasapano are now making excuses in defending what's happening in Marawi even though Marawi is arguably worse.

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>>77158748
Thinking pinoy and sassot are actually working abroad
I guess its a lot easier to transfer money.

They copy paste is real at least try and keep i with in the topic

>>77158331
I wanna know you better. Giv phone number :3

>>77158868
Dutiti and his cohorts will all pay for their misdeeds.

They are so vindictive now and what comes around goes around.

Wig man, Bato and Mocha better seek asylum in Russia.

>>77158904
>shills Duterte
>lives in the comfort of a first world country
Literally Joma's shitposters

If I were the USA I'd expose the money trail of these retards to Trillanes

>>77159128
>They are so vindictive now and what comes around goes around.
Unless of course, he kicks the bucket. Which apparently is quite likely. Some are speculating he might not make it to 2020 if the rumors about his health are true.

>>77158480
That was in the 90s I remember they were trying to transfer their stolen assets from hawaii back to here
And the courts ordered them in contempt part of which they were not allowed to go to any US territory

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>>77158964
You first

>>77159171
Even if he kicked the bucket his cohorts will pay the price.

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NGUNIIT NGAYOY MARAMI NANG NAGBAGOT NANGYARI

WHERE ARE YOU MICHBITCH DEFEND YOUR DILAWAN IDOLS

New bread
>>77159704

>>77158813
The issue here is: Did Aquino knowingly let a suspended official (Purisima) participate in government operations?

I have not doubts purisima will throw him under the bus and other surprise witness from dutdut camp will come out

>>77159243
[email protected]

>>77159243
Hmmmm........maybe we will start with something else first