/brit/

just got laid (out)

6 of the world's top 10 male squash players are Egyptian. 3 of the top 10 women are also Egyptian. This includes both world champions

Why does Egypt have such a strong squash calibre?

YUZU!?

MURRAY FUCKED IT THE SCOTTISH WANKER

why do most gay men talk in that camp lispy voice?

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was getting very anxious about the lack of new thread

>>77086471
>>77086461
>>77086453
>>77086447
>>77086446
>>77086426
so what's 6th form then? is that for smart/rich people?

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what should i get mum for her birthday

>Join the Day of Action for Net Neutrality, or else we may all end up banned from 4chan.
>Comcast, Verizon and AT&T want to

stopped reading there

>>77086595
http://www.isandymurraystillbritish.com/

>>77086613
me

wish i went to school in the uk
i was 'out' to friends but didnt know anybody else in my school

can definitely tell the difference between shit coke and good coke

comedown is a lot nicer

thoughts?

>ociologists, it turns out, have studied these covert athletic biases. Carl Stempel, for example, writing in the International Review for the Sociology of Sport, argues that upper middle class Americans avoid “excessive displays of strength,” viewing the bodybuilder look as vulgar overcompensation for wounded manhood. The so-called dominant classes, Stempel writes—especially those like my friends and myself, richer in fancy degrees than in actual dollars—tend to express dominance through strenuous aerobic sports that display moral character, self-control, and self-development, rather than physical dominance. By chasing pure strength, in other words, packing on all that muscle, I had violated the unspoken prejudices—and dearly held self-definitions—of my social group.


https://psmag.com/social-justice/half-lifts-workout-says-social-class-85221

>>77086558
there is no way in hell its natural to have 15-20% gay people. Thats a serious mental illness problem where you live

>>77086611
6th form is a junior college (as you call it) that's attached to a secondary school rather than a separate entity

>>77086600
i can explain if you want
do you actually want to know?

>>77086611
it's the two year before you go to University,
You can go to 6th form or you can go to college for 2 years which is worse than 6th form generally

>>77086600
Coz they are poofters

exeter airport lad

>>77086611
17-18 year olds if they choose to stay in school but they classes they do frequently require more specialist subject teachers so classes can be held in the school or college

>>77086619
hmm some you're telling me there's a possibility that exclusively yanks could be banned from 4chan?

hmmm...yes...how....terrible...

>>77086603
me too and i couldnt think of an edition so just went for a tried and tested one

>>77086613
my willy

>>77086576
>proms like graduation
this is what you said
>>77086611
No it's an optional thing if you want to go to uni, a lot of people do an apprenticeship instead or go straight to learning a trade

>>77086600
>most
think you have a confirmation bias there mate

your daughter come to my house today and she kicked my dog

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>>77086620
literally a nonexistent phenomenon
scots are paranoid creatures

>>77086648
big if true

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Giving a ultimatum to the Italian government, either give me a qt italian gf or face economic sanctions

>>77086605
sleepy kot :3

>>77086674
well I work in a gay bar so I think I have a good survey size

>>77086681
see>>77086595

>>77086619
>>77086661
>all yanks getting banned from the 'chon
WTF I HATE NET NEUTRALITY NOW!

MURRAY FUCKED IT
HE'S GONNA LOSE TO SOME YANK

I'm not gay I'm just lonely

gf sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eipN_3VnY7M

>>77086698
yes, confirmation bias, people who'd frequent gay bars will be the ones to talk like that
gays you meet through friends dont

>>77086273

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anime

proud child of yakub

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>>77086707

>>77086727
don't understand why Despacito got so popular
much better Spanish/South American music out there

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>>77086697
ALERT kot

>>77086600
http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/lexicon_valley/2014/12/lexicon_valley_speech_scientist_benjamin_munson_on_the_stereotypical_gay.html

>>77086761
Bieber certainly helped

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic

>>77086726
>gays you meet through friends dont
they all talk like that too

went to bed at 8pm last night to try to fix my sleep schedule so i'd stop missing breakfast but then i ended up laying in bed until 3am thinking about slicing my throat open with a razor blade haha what am i like

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alri

>>77086767
fuck you dumb nigger webm cat cunt

Sent from my ipad

WAIT HOW MANY DO YOU NEED TO WIN IN A TIE BREAK IN TENNIS

How to DNM safely and find good things??

>>77086797
'ri

>>77086808
6

>>77086811
just bee yourself

>>77086808
7 by two points

>>77086811
reddit.com/r/darknetmarketsnoobs

>>77086808
2 clear points

>>77086811
detective

>>77086794
refuse to believe you
besmirching your fellow gays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfiyXbUHVc
me having a dance

real niBBa hours

>>77086772
>"we got six and thirty letters asking..."
What does this mean?
36?
630?
180?

F1 thing in central london today

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>>77086799
troubled?

>>77086833
>>77086845
>>77086860
cheers murray leads the tie break 6 - 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rks0RpzXhzI

doing a listen

the black tim gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqKoYWEYZ3A

>>77086886
what channel

>>77086888
wanna tickle its belly :3

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*goes to 6th form*
*becomes a literal genius prodigy*
*invents the ultimate gimmick*
*posts it in /brit/*
*/brit/on's heads literally explode*
*claim lordship over these threads*
*becomes the new king of /brit/*

>>77086888
lazy kot :3

>>77086796
depression isn't real lol

want to try acid/shrooms

too dumb to figure out DNM
too poor for my own address
too scared of HPPD

HE'S FUCKED IT IT'S 6 - 3

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>>77086928
iktf

6 - 4
AROOOOOOOOOO

>>77086904
lol gad saad is a fucking hack

>>77086919
who said anything about depression?

holy fucking shit lads

heard an interview with the guy that does the narration for come dine with me and that's now his real voice

world has been absolutely shattered

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>>77086912
>>77086916
silly cat

MURRAY WON THE THIRD SET

>>77086977
did the man hit the ball

exeter airport lad?

>>77086992
yea with a racket really hard

cant fucking wait for mcregor vs Mayweather hope Connor geeks the fucking mong

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every week I can chalk off this picture is a great success

>>77086977
true british lion

>>77086967
annoying gremlin

>>77086992
What do you think? It's a game of tennis you spacker.

>>77087007
grim

>>77086884
it's a joke about old english/german word order for numbers
it's thirty 6

>>77087003
could heem connor myself so doubt mayweather will have a problem

>>77087007
grim

>>77087003
going to be a shit show

anyone who pays for it is a mug

>>77086619
>yanks actually give a shit about internet legislation
>meanwhile rorkes on /brit/ were still voting for mummy may and her batshit censorship plans
yanks > rorkes

>>77087024
German word for six is "sex." We all had a good laugh at that back in school.

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GIVE GF REEEE

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no joke, crazy frog made me realize i was gay. i rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. i noticed i was getting hard during one viewing, so i starting jerking off to the frog monsters little weeny. probably the best orgasm of my life, and i've been chasing that feeling ever since. I have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog, I have fantasied about this for many years and I have always masturbated to this thought and only this thought, I want him to hover and fly towards me until his dick makes contact with my ass hole and I scream in pleasure as he uses his frog cock to penetrate my human hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

>>77086975
om nomnomnomnomnom :3

woke up with the feeling of acid going up my throat, puked all over the floor and spent a minute literally choking on very acidic puke because it went up my nose. not a nice way to wake up.

throat is still burning, belly hurting and drinking water makes my belly hurt even more

i think i'm dying lol

>>77087007
My gran is has filled all this and is still nowhere near dying

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just bought these

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>>77087077

too many people in london

>>77087065
don't understand how anyone under 40 could vote for mummy may once she unveiled her plans to ban the internet desu

>>77087091
happens to me too
it's fucking annoying
but that's what i get for drinking all the time

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leave the internet alone, reeeeee

describe yourself in three words:
1. indie
2. eclectic
3. random

>>77087136
>>77087091
stop being degenerates

>>77087133
dont forget the "rolling back" human rights because they can "get in the way"
loathsome politician

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>>77087007

>>77087146
fat
horny
gay

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*towers over you*

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leftypol discord member here

Reminder that fascists are not welcome in /brit/

>>77087146
mad
fer
it

love linguistic history podcasts

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Need a maid gf that wears a cute uniform

>>77087146
Captcha: Dusty Cranberry

murrays fucked it this time he really has fucks sake

>>77087146
my
name
jeff

>>77087091
My dad had something similar. I know from lots of experience, choking on puke is horrific. That desperate gasping for air, tears streaming down your face, not knowing if this is how you die... Nightmare.

Are you a heavy drinker? That was my problem. Never had anything like that since I stopped drinking. I'm a lot happier, fully recommend it.

>>77087190
that bed is fucking tiny

>>77087176
>>77087188
>>77087190
>>77087217
grim selection of posts

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>human rights

new to alcohol, what should I get at the offie?

going to see AJ Tracey and Inga Copeland

>>77087168
>>77087136
if i stop drinking will it never happen again?
alcohol doesn't even make me feel happy anymore anyway

just got laid (off)

do I have a drink now? No, as it is too early

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whos gone to the marches today?

>>77087246
love the ol spook gimmick

>>77087251
corneto

>>77087190
>flag of imperialism
>lefty

wat

>>77087251
bottle of buckfast

>>77087146
1) wacky
b) mad
4) crazy haha

>>77087302
haha same

>>77087146
attractive
retarded
failure

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>>77087251

dont start

>>77087251
desperados

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>"smash the fash!"
>burns table football table

gay porn in 2017 still using condoms
grim

>>77087311
was very hard to drop zany and random desu but went with my strengths

>>77087146
lonely
alone
lonesome

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>>77087146
need
goth
gf

>>77087268
yes

did a poo earlier and now i have to do a poo again hmmmm quite the turn of events

what is all this about murray fucking up?

he's 2-1 up

>>77087339
would take a special kind of masochist to become a goth in australia

>>77087354
how do you figure

things were better when the freaks got bullied

>>77087227
>>77087344
i'll give up drinking then, i prefer weed now anyway
who would've guessed being a borderline alcohol would have its drawbacks

>>77087333
my dad says aids/hiv is god's punishment for homosexuals
i agree with him

>>77087334
well I'm a different sort of weird so I can't relate :/

sucked a willy earlier and now i want to suck another willy hmmmm quite a turn of events

>>77087332
Don't get Antifa really

Surely you'd want to burn government buildings instead of some random bugger's car

>>77087374
non days can get it too though

>>77087332
>saying table twice

mong

just had my interview. went pretty well i thought. asked a really good question at the end, they were impressed. find out on friday.

one of the people gave me a wink as she was showing me out. think thats a good sign?

>>77087374
bit late to start punishing homosexuals in the 1980s after 100,000 years of human existence

>>77087386
only junkies who are equally as sinful

I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor
Oh my genitals
Oh my genitals
I'm a janitor

>>77087351
Just got one done, myself. Now, I have that strange after poop feeling of not having pooped enough but knowing I wouldn't shit anymore if I went back to the can.

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>fuck Muslims, coming over and destroying our cultu-

>>77087429
have a coffee

>wake up early and take a modafinil planning ong getting loads of work done
>spend hours reading wikipedia, game files and getting into arguments on various forums

ahh yes

>>77086975
yum :3

>>77087445
haha bet the muzzies are seething

>>77087401
seems like she wants your willy
note: this is the criteria women who are conducting interviews use to decide whether to hire you or not

>>77087445
whats the point in gays getting married anyway
they can't have a family

>>77087468
Some of the old ones, sure, but I bet a lot of the young ones are happy, or at least don't care. That's good.

whats the point in whites getting married anyway
they won't have a family

MURRAY GETTING ARSE FUCKED BY A YANK WEW

>>77087373
You won't regret it. You save a lot of money and feel a shitload better, physically and mentally. Mornings are awesome, lots of energy and optimism. No mess to clean up from the last bender. You get more respect from a lot of people as well, as long as you're not a cunt about it.

The way I do it is to rigidly define myself as a non-drinker, and be stubborn about applying that label in every situation. No need to stop being around mates or flinch when someone has a pint. Beer adverts won't set you off, you're just a non-drinker now. Simple as.

Gotta distract yourself when the cravings come, can't spend all night twiddling your thumbs, telling yourself you're not having a drink. Have a coffee instead, and find something for your hands or mind to do.

just interviewed a lad. he absolutely fucked it. asked a really obvious question he could have googled, we humoured him. waiting until friday just to make him squirm.

I winked as I saw him to the door and we all laughed about it. he thought we really hit it off

just needs mopped

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>Gay marriage is 100% our culture

>>77087520
sheed

>>77087399
What would you call it? It's a table for table football ie. a table football table.

why does every drug start making you feel like shit when you abuse it?
Weed, MDMA, alcohol, cocaine all permanently ruined for me now

>>77087515
dickhead

>>77087497
the young ones are the most radical mate. not saying there aren't liberal muslims but what i just said is actually true. lots of young hate preachers with large followings across the country.

>>77087510
the loser all rallies in the 4th

>>77087547
business idea: drugs that just make you feel good all the time 24/7

i work for the dwp
they want the neets to be strong
i listen to blur and oasis
think blur's better? you're wrong
and my whole towns flooded with asians
not the ones that say ching chooong
so love me, love me, love me
i'm a northerner

>>77087532
it's a table for foosball

a foosball table

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>>77087406

>>77087547
you know what doesnt make you feel like shit when you overdo it? prayer

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Post long sexy boots

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timmy

>>77087584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw
this choon?

>>77087611
rasheed

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>>77087584
fantastic

>>77087506
don't think I know a single married couple without children

>>77087631
trannylover

>>77087631
need a leather gf

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>>77087611
rasheed

how do you cook steak, or brocolli

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uh

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Why the FUCK are magic mushrooms still class A?

Hm yes I decided to grow a special fungus so I could eat it and have a comfy little trip in the privacy of my own home, obviously I'm the same as the guy who sells smack to kids.

hate the irish rorke
love the irish commie
simple as

>>77087584
enjoyed
7/10

>>77087596
FOY
O
Y

>>77087696
was literally just a few seconds ago reading about a bus crash in my city. interesting.

>>77087696
nice parking dickhead

>>77087696
owo what's this??????

why yanks call an indicator a turn signal?

mad that you can be locked in a room against your will for ingesting the wrong molecules

>>77087699
do they send undercover coppers into festivals and clubs in the uk? They do it here. Absolute rats

>>77087696
are those anti terrorist-truck poles?

>a Scotsman is the best tennis player Britain will ever see
Wonder how English cucks feel

>>77087724
classic post

>>77087699
May hop on dem dere steroids ngl

>>77087699
i believe thats graph was made by prof david nutt. who probably knows what he's on about

>>77087639
there are pension/inheritence/insurance/tax break things that only apply when you're married
nobody is asking or most were not asking for religious marriage
or what are
dont understand what youre point is anyway
whats the point of straight people getting married?
they can have children without being married and they get their child benefits

>>77087704
I am both posters, literally

>>77087133
>>77087065
>>77087172
voted UKIP. would unironically vote Labour if they weren't literal terrorist sympathizers. I agree with most of their policies, and hate the tories. But all that goes out the window when labour councils let white children get raped and never reported it for fear of racism, also tony blair and his fake war, rampant globalists. If they could just accept that Islam is terrible and Muslims are the cause of terror attacks, I would happily vote for them.

>>77087374
No offence but your dad's a dingbat, there is no God and homosexuality happens in nature as well as in human society. There's neither a reason nor a deity to punish it.

>>77087769
bizarro rorkesheed

>>77087769
hysterical revelation
good job

>>77087743
scots are englishmen anyway so it doesnt bother me

murrays fucked it wonder what happened
guessing his hips gone

>>77087555
Nah, only if they're sad, lonely men.

Vast majority young muslims are sound lads.

Me and the girl I love have to keep our relationship a secret because the earth hasnt rotated around the sun enough times
Absolutely mental

>>77087456
Beem trying to get off the stuff. Or at least drink less of it. I swear I was at 5 cups a day six months ago. Got it to a cup every other day now.

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>>77087771
reckon are jez is a low key rorke desu

the jews were right about the whole foreskin thing and phimosis proves it

>>77087810
disgusting nonce twat

im sure that'll hold up in court

>>77087792
>homosexuality happens in nature
Show me ONE mammal that refuses to mate with a female

>>77087764
Reckon prof. David Nutt has ever got completely OFF HIS NUT?

if a girl had a hormonal problem where she didn't start puberty would it still be legal to shag when shes 16?

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>No offence but your dad's a dingbat, there is no God and homosexuality happens in nature as well as in human society. There's neither a reason nor a deity to punish it.

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To: All students
Re: Marching News

The School Gay Pride March will be slightly different this year. Instead of wearing pink, pupils are encouraged to wear a diffeeent colour, ie orange, and instead of rainbow flags, pupils should bring flags of a differenr colour, ie orange.

There will be no kissing or handholding on the march, though emotion may be displayed through angry shouting and drum-beatibg.

Also, instead of celebrating the legalisation of homosexuality in 1967, we will be celebrating the anniversary of the Battle of the Boyne in 1690m

These excellent suggestions from the Confidence and Supply teacher (Ms Foster) have been welcomed by the Headmistress, as has everything else Ms Foster has suggested.

From,
Mrs T May, MA Oxon
Headmistress

>>77087486
What you talking about? They can adopt.
>Inb4 being gay suddenly means you're not a functional adult capable of either looking after themselves or a child

>>77087838
As long as she's mentally capable of understanding the implications of sex then yes

I would vote for the Tories if they built more council houses, raised taxes on the rich and increased the welfare state.
But alas I cannot vote for them

guessing murray feeling more scottish today

>>77087853
utterly baffling post
what point are you trying to make?

>>77087811
Had a full pot of strong black coffee right before going to sleep. Had the pot and mug on my table bedside table while I watched South Park on my laptop before sleep. That's how mad my coffee intake has become.

Woke up and was as irritable as I've ever been. Serious withdrawal. Banged my elbow at one point and had to bite down on a coaster to stop myself from screaming and flipping out. Was a while before I figured out what was wrong with me and downed a pot of coffee to alleviate the symptoms.

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sup guys

>>77087895
'ri

>>77087877
>orange

hello brainlet

>>77087833
What, an entire species? You are a moron.

>>77087486
legal benefits, tax benefits, social benefits (eg being allowed to see your husband in hospital)

Also they can adopt or have surrogate children, same as infertile straight couples.

>>77087877
brainlet

seriously tho, why do gays talk that way? like they were all brought up in some poof breeding island haha

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need a hue gf

>>77087792
>homosexuality happens in nature
Some animals procreate exclusively by gang rape. Should we consider that natural for human society?

Not got a problem with gays at all, just not impressed by that particular argument.

>>77087833
But not all humans are gay are they?

>>77087905
No, one single adult male mammal that refuses to mate with a fertile female

>>77087765
um sweaty the married family was the foundation of our society until people like you ruined our countries

think the congestion charge is very good

>>77087925
the one from deadpool right
she is well PENG

love are mike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJPFypKHxKI

>>77087937
you get gay lions allatime mate

>>77087930
It's not an argument brainlet, it's a rebuttal to the argument that homosexuality is "unnatural" and therefore, somehow, immoral.

>>77087833
Um females don't exist, gender is a social construct honey sweaty darling.

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>>77087947
yeah thats where normies know her from
shes been my mommyfu my whole life though

>>77087845
Top kek m8, being a homophobe is more likely to perpetuate virginity and questionable fashion.

>>77087919
no adoption here for queers

>>77087943
>it's a "micks blame everything on britain instead of accepting their own failures" episode
coar love this one me

>>77087833
"About 10% of rams (males) refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams."[10]

for example, penguin species where male individuals mate for life and refuse to pair with females when given the chance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

however you are implying that human homosexual behaviour needs to be the same exactly the same as animals (a rorke loaded question) but you do not apply the same standards to heterosexuality (ie long monogamous relationships that are not exclusively for the purpose of having children)
exclusive homosexuality exists in nature, it is natural (but abnormal) and not harmful

lads i think I took a wrong turn on my way to tesco

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OPEN YOUR EYES

>>77087964
Wrong, put an adult male in an enclosure with a female, where there isn't an alpha to scare him off, and he'll mate with her

>>77087937
Giraffes, lions, chimps, bonobos have all been observed engaging with sexual activity with members of the same sex. I don't see what your insistence on exclusive homosexuality has got to do with anything, most self-described human gays occasionally feel attracted to members of the opposite sex.

It's a spectrum, not a binary thing.

>>77087967
Well carry on then.

>>77087991
when I said people like you I meant the far left and faggots

>>77088008
bring Malaysian 'netto

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>Top kek m8, being a homophobe is more likely to perpetuate virginity and questionable fashion.

NO BREATHING!

love it when the umpire shouts "new balls please" and I'm handed a rusty knife

murray fucked it

*interrupts you*

>>77087859
Which lets face it, most 16 year olds don't. They're still at the stage of trying to emulate adults but going over the top. Like drinking an entire bottle of vodka at a party is being "adult".

>>77087792
It happens in a select few mentally ill animals, the same as human. it is a dysfunction of the intinctual area of the brain. it stands to reason that other areas would be effected too, which is why gays are always fucking degenerate mentalists who will not listen to logic or reason.

Lads, If I am fairly certain that I am god made manifest in human form, how do I go about spreading my message and getting followers

>>77088008
malays are cute

>>77087930
Obviously not because gang rape is non-consensual and therefore a crime.

>>77088018
there are lesbian cows too, seen em.

>>77088063
>gays are always fucking degenerate mentalists who will not listen to logic or reason.
Fuck off, my cousin's in a gay marriage and she's a highly qualified, hard working and successful nurse.

what we would consider rape is probably how early humans reproduced.

>>77088061
no 16 year olds are trying to be adults. they're being tearaways drinking a whole bottle of vodka, doing it to spite their parents, impress their peers, be a rebel. no one is doing it to emulate adulthood you utter melt. you obviously didn;t get out much at 16

>>77088085
I'm god too

>>77087895
cute

Guess what?! The BBC filmed the THREE DAY queue for Andy's first game and Wimbles and I was at the front waving my Murray Mints!! I suck them to make sure Andy wins and I've eaten so many I now weight 22 stone!! I'm five foot one and mum says I look like a Murray Mint!! Lady fashion is so restrictive so I made my own cape dress with a union jack on the front and a picture of Andy on the back. (He signed it in 2014 and I haven't washed it since!!) Anyway mum phoned to say I was on telly and she was recording it!! Well Andy won and I was on a massive high and I ate more Murray Mints and I was buzzing and I got home and I watched the recording and they didnt actually show me but they showed the whole big queue of Andy fans which was BRILLIANT!! Presenter Dan Walker said "We might be bad at some things in the UK but we are so good at queueing!" I was bursting with pride! And bursting with Murray Mints!!! Then I got a text from my friend who is a massivr Andy fan and she was all like OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEWS??!!?! Turns out the subtitles went wrong and said we are good at KILLING instead of queueing! Wrong on so many levels and so sad for Andy after his trauma in Dunblane!! But it made me more determined than ever. I absolutely WILL carry on for Andy and the UK!!!!

>>77088061
>, most 16 year olds don't. They're still at the stage of trying to emulate adults but going over the top
thats anywhere up to late twenties lad, look where you are posting mate its sub development central.

this is honestly painful to watch
can murray retire from the match or something

>>77088151
too late

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>crime

>>77088109
Leave your mum out of this.

there are people in /brit/ who want the government to take my money by force and if I refused they would want the government to shoot me
baffled that we raised people to be so barbaric. Future generations will look back with shame when they see the cruel period of taxation

>>77088010
so what you're saying if you create an unnatural environment where you isolate individuals they might do things they wouldnt otherwise do?

I M A G U N M Y S H O C K

>gay
no such thing

There haven't been enough marches celebrating the legalisation of homosexuality in 1967.

Business idea: put the word "Love" before the name of a product that begins with the letter "L," and encourage people to buy them for sentimental rather than practical reasons

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>>77088192
nothin personnel tarquin

MURRAY LOST

>homophobia happens in nature
show me ONE mammal that refuses to be mates with a homosexual

>>77088230
good post

just bought some love lettuce

>>77088125
I should have specified gay men. Women are far less sexually driven. That being said, lesbians are still mentally deficient, in that the instictual part of their brain is not working correctly with their biology. It really is a mental deficiency no matter which way you look at it. if you have it and you're happy in your life, good for you, be happy with other mentally deficient people, i honestly wish you the best.

I just people would stop pretending it isn't literally a mental issue, and nothing more. Just like Bi polar or any other mental disorder. And yes, you could be born with your brain that way, but you could also acclimatise yourself to it through community acceptence and prolonged exposure to gay shit, normalising it for you.

>>77088230
uggo

sexuality doesn't exist

>>77088230
vile cretin

>>77088235
>animals having friends
oh sweet pea you're humanising them

>>77088224
Bradley pointing and laughing.jpg

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>>77088257
>you also acclimatise yourself to it through community acceptence and prolonged exposure to gay shit, normalising it for you.
[CITATION NEEDED]

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>>77088284

NU

always thought andy murray was a fraud

>>77088257
it's not a mental issue, since each subsequent child a woman is more likely to be homosexual or not straight
it is mutation to control population on an individual and tribe level

simple as

>>77088331
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>>77088331
new

>>77088337
fuck off

>>77087894
That's a bit much I'd say. Not to bad being a crabby old todger at home but I work with people all week so I can't just tell em to fuck off. On top of that, I get a mad headache when I am in withdrawal. Feels good to not have that anymore.

>>77088257
I would say it's an emotional issue rather than mental. Gays can be as intellectually strong as anyone, it's only their feelings that are affected. And it's not really a deficiency, that implies they don't have the desired amount or quality of something, when the difference is really just that it's directed in an unusual way.

I'd describe it as more of an unusual emotional preference, rather than a mental deficiency.

>>77088257
>he theorised in his bedroom, petrified about ever meeting gay chap AND IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH WANKING OFF TO WILL YOUNG THAT ONE TIME.

>>77088400
Nah I think it's just at one point in their development the dna gets coded to dig the signs of sexual maturity of their own gender by chance.