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pathetic dicklet runtlet edition
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>>77083896
spoiler this lanky slut
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MY new gf lads haha xx
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cute lads
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>>77083916
i'm hot for teach desu
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>>77083763
but we were already richer than them, and always were. if anything we're rich through import/export trade coupled with colonialism, Germany got rich through advanced engineering and factory production, and a little bit of conquering, France much the same way we did. Everything started going downhill when we started mass immigration, that's where all the crime and instability has come from. Integration doesn't work, people are trbalists, third world people even more so than us, they segregate themselves, no help from us. If you think this country is prosperous because of multiculturalism and diversity, you a brainwashed brainlet buffoon.
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might have a shower then wank myself silly to Spanish girls on insta
any thoughts?
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>>77083916
oh i know this cunt
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>>77083962
>girls
grim
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>>77083962
only acceptable if you post some juicy slags here desu
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>>77083958
have you ever considered that we may have started accepting immigrants because native britons wanted too much money for grunt work? northern towns in the 60s and 70s had a MASSIVE labour shortfall. We were already headed downhill
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>>77084010
>>77083962
quite like spanish women but i have to imagine theyre Mediterranean and not white because i dont find them attractive otherwise
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we need to stop people emigrating to get our net migration figures down
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>>77084024
>Britons want livable wages.workers rights and the population was returning to reasonable levels

can't be having that
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>>77084044
warped mind
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I honestly hate seeing a post (usually regarding Brits) somewhere and then people posting "lad" after everything. Is there anything more cringe worthy than that. Yanks don't post "dude" after every single thing they fucking say.
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>>77084010
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>>77084076
calm down lad
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>>77084061
>livable wages
ahh yes... what we need is an inefficient market with union workers being given a mountain of gold for digging holes
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>>77084087
Mate she's like 40. Sort yourself out
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>>77084076

chill out mate lad
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stop
making
goddamn
spiderman movies
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what country are you planning to jump ship to lads?
nz here, maybe canada if i can get the points
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>>77084024
they didn't want too much money, they wanted to live comfortably. And yes, that's exactly why it started, to flood the workforce with cheap labour and bring the wages down universally, this is somehow supposed to be a good thing. What the government should have done is encouraged people to have more kids early on, or just let our industry take the hit, fuck it. I'd rather be like Poland now than the UK now. In 30 years, all the whites will be trying to emigrate to Poland and similar places because they'll be the only safe havens left free from terrorism and radical islam. I mean, it's happening already, whites are leaving their country in higher rates than ever before.
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>>77084122
>goddamn
foy
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>>77084114
noncer
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>>77084122
stop watching capeshit
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>>77084129
got family in islamabad desu, will probably go back
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>>77084122
They just churn out these shitty films every year and they make a billion easily
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>>77084137
>i'd rather be like poland now than the UK now
the hundreds of thousands of polish people in the UK and the 3 or 4 brits in Poland should tell you that that's not true
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>>77084153
>will probably go back
Hurry up then
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How come we keep buying foreign equipment for our armed forced
Why don't we restart enfield
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>>77084122
they have, last one was an Iron Man movie with ""Spiderman"" in it
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>>77084180
no thanks I am as British as you
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Me? I like to identify myself as a British lad by posting lad and mate after everything I post. How else would I carry out an internet discussion without the other person knowing I'm a proud brit?? If yanks say dude I'll bloody go bonkers though haha
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>>77084199
I'm not British so i agree wholeheartedly
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>>77084180
don't be nasty xx

>>77084129
got my irish passport, will probably go over after brexpoo
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>>77084153

this is a country for WHITES ONLY

GET OUT
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Reuters haven't said it's illegal yet
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you ever heard cheetahs meow? me either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmCIsSpvC8
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>>77084211
Fuck off gimpy wee English cunt, stay in your own country, posh fruit
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>>77084215
continued help to build a case for conspiracy but yeah true
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>>77084137
It's not just industry that would take a hit but importantly the tax base also takes a hit.
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>>77084201
FOY
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>>77084220
:3
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the FN FAL is the best service rifle
the right arm of Democracy
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>>77084252
romanian post
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>>77084237
ireland is my country anon, as is england
just don't really fancy leaving the EU haha
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>>77084270
>Ireland is my country
Naw its not. Fuck off
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The Tesco meal deal today:
Sausage bacon and egg triple
Get more multivitamin sparkling lemon and lime
Mcoys cheese and onion grab bag

Overall ok but not a scratch on the Morrisons meal deal
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>>77084264
ummm i don't use :3 sweety x
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England is my city
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Anyone want a bit of my triple chocolate gateau?
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>>77084305
>Sausage bacon and egg triple
Never eat the 3rd one if I get that desu
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>morrisons
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I believe it was me who popularized the use of :3 on /brit/
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>>77084320
did you have a quick one into it while making it or not
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>>77084320
no thanks
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>/brit/ a year ago: mostly rorke brexiteers and some commie leavers
>/brit/ now: mostly lefty remainers
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>>77084320
looks too perfect to eat desu
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>not shopping exclusively in waitrose
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>>77084334
?
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>>77084165
The Polish are here to make money to take back home with them, nothing more. Polish don't immigrate here as much as they used to, not since all the terror attacks, and polish industry is on the rise. I am not saying Poland is a nicer place to live than the UK, it clearly isn't, we obviously have a higher standard of living here. What I am saying is that Poland is sustainable, it's relatively crime free, children aren't frequently gang raped by Muslims. It's not an economic powerhouse, probably never will be, but they don't have no-go areas for their native population in basically every main city. I know where i'd rather raise my children.

You have to weigh what's more important, having higher wages coupled with a higher cost of living, less personal freedom, having to share your native land with violent savages. Or a lower cost of living, lower wages, no crime, no pakis trying to rape your kids, no politicians threatening to jail you for speaking out against it.
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>>77084320
>whole milk
Good lad
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>>77084349
we grew up
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>not getting all your meat from the local butcher, bread from the local baker, fruit from the greengrocer and veg from the farmer's market

oh my dayyyyyyssssssssss
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>>77084377
>no crime
>civilised
>poland
hmmmm
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>>77084395
>meat
FOM (murderer)
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Murray is going to win
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>>77084412
compared to UK yes, very crime free. And yes, very civilised when compared to third world savages.
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>not hunting for meat with primitive tools in the wild to prepare for the inevitable breakdown of civilisation
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>Dad? This food tastes like shit, my school building is derelict and there's nothing to do here
>Aye lad shut the fuck up and eat yer canned sardines, woodent be wanten to leev aroun dem fookin pakis back in breten now wood we
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>third world savages
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>>77084478
>>77084457
>>77084461
whom'd are you quoting?
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>>77084343
of course i did sweaty, for the extra protein x
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>waitrose
>not booths
hello povvo
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painfully aware of my short comings but not enough to do anything about them
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Day off, slept from 10 until now accidentally and wasted a good part of the day
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>>77084510
sleep isnt a waste sweety x
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>>77084395
honestly the only one i can can argue for is the local butcher because they usually sell some cracking game birds when theyre in season

i hate how rorkes hijacked the whole buying british and local thing
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>>77084510
HOW ~I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR SLEEP{ SKILLS
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>>77084510
once wasted an annual leave day just wandering about town because i couldn't think of a thing to do. Now i waste every day because i'm neet
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>>77084535
game birds, you say?
*starts rubbing my thighs*
CRACKin' game birds?
phwoaaaar
*awkwardly adjusts myself in my chair*
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>>77084562
could be comfy depending what town it was desu
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Have you lads taken the jockpill yet?
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>>77084395
>meat
bought from the wholesaler
>bread
imported frozen from HQ yesterday
>fruit and veg
bought from ASDA
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>>77084535
>i hate how rorkes hijacked the whole buying british and local thing
have you tried not being such a politically obsessed titanic runt?
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>>77084599
fuck off stubby
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>>77084261
>Democracy
*murderous western capitalist states
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>>77084599
hate to play the "but you're worse" game but rorkes can literally not let go of politics in everything
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>>77084593
RUNTLIFE
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>>77084655
he said, bringing up politics
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>>77084655
you just bought it up out of nowhere. perhaps you "can literally not let go of politics in everything"
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Past few threads have been of a pretty high quality with lots of funny posts
Also there's been minimal politics/race/religion posting
Wondering if these facts are somehow connected
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Watching the tennis men
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>>77084478
why is the bloke in the back throwing up a double seig heil
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remember when countries in the middle east took in people escaping war torn europe during the 1940's and kindly housed them free of charge?
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Wanking to the tennis men
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>>77084732
pics x
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http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/crime/can-you-help-police-catch-sunderland-s-serial-platform-pooper-1-8642947
Oh dear
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On the way to Tesco earlier I was turning a street corner and came face to face with a girl. She got a fright and made a shocked sound then walked away. Was really cute :3
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>>77084655
>b-but >muh ideology
stop
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>>77084478
I mean, the third world is savage, are you saying it's not?
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things that never happened
>>77084806
>>77084806
>>77084806
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>>77084806
think buildings in britain are too... concealing
or it might be just the crammed spaces
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>>77084835
reddit
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>>77084853
the increased number of ninjas doesn't help either
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>>77084875
think that's an anarchist rally
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>>77084835
Why would I lie about something so stupid
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>>77084535
You would prefer people with differing political ideals to you shopped at chain stores and outsourced local poduce, then? What an utterly obsessed spastic runtiod specimine you are. How's life being 16?
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http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems+fifthworldpics+fifthworldvideos+fifthworldpoetry+fifthworldgonewild+fifthworldrage+sixthworldproblems+seventhworldproblems+seventhworldpics+19thworldproblems+28thworldproblems+45thworldproblems+50thworldproblems+54thworldproblems+1000thworldproblems+nthworldproblems+infiniteworldproblems+fearme+AntiAntiJokes

doing a browse lads
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Ahh yes the infamous American street 'groid
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>>77084875
yeah but at least we are safe in the event of samurai attacks
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>>77084926
no worse than the average turbonormie british runt
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>>77084926
ye ye bless up my nikka lldeon rest on glory my nigga we out here my nigga gettin dat money my nigga
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>>77084926
at least he's employed, he's doing better than you
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>>77084951
wish she was my gf
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>>77084926
does that bit near the start state how many times he's been stabbed and "stung"(shot)
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>>77084976
niBBa*
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>>77085007
niBBa is for white, flyover state instagram meme accounts and reddit mate nikka is for true niggas from Chicago
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Someone comment something funny on the 'groids instagram
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someone in devon sort me some weed
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someone in devon sort my arse out with a good bumming
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truly the patrician's paper
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>>77085059
no
>>77085074
ok
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why are heteros so aggresive
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>>77085101
>year of the bush
>philosophical attitude towards poo
these are actually good things tbqh
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>>77084926
does anyone else get this 'emperors new clothes' feeling when they see these sorts of blacks? there's so many of them and they are all so ridiculous yet are treated super seriously and respectfully instead of like clowns
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>>77085059
working in exeter airport tomorrow if you want lad
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>A Pissed Off Floyd’s Dad Confronts Conor Backstage … And McGregor Absolutely ROASTS Him

http://mmaimports.com/2017/07/a-pissed-off-floyds-dad-confronts-conor-backstage-and-mcgregor-absolutely-roasts-him-replay/

can't wait until Mayweather sends him to the shadow realm
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I NEED a catholic communist qt slag in my life
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I think he's used the emperors new clothes metaphor incorrectly but I wont say anything as everyone else thinks he has used it correctly
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https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/celebrating-a-martyr-why-oscar-romero-matters-fr-gustavo-gutierrez-op-tickets-35929453964?aff=es2#tickets
Off to meet Aisha
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>>77085154
yes please. would be sound as a pound i found on the ground. you got kik?
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Do all jobs use standard dbs check or basic?
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>>77085171
Why are the Irish so superior? Their intense masculine presence even trumps that of the negro male

I need an Irish bull to breed my girl
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>>77085221
very emperors new clothes post
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>>77085212
>catholic communist
i always get told that communism destroys belief in religion
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Alri lads
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>>77085229
dunno if i can sort some before then
i'll be around the endz this weekend
alternatively i'll download kik n just give you a number, it'll be torbay again though
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Business idea:
/brit/ lads Ibiza holiday
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YUCK
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>qt dances with me at club for 3 minutes
>she is obviously wasted
>ask her name
>go home and add her on facebook
>she doesn't accept it

ffs women all whores. (not a fake story)
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>>77085270
alri alan
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>Sound as a pound I found on the ground

I hope you know you're selling shitty bush weed to a 12 year old suburban child
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>>77085171
>http://mmaimports.com/2017/07/a-pissed-off-floyds-dad-confronts-conor-backstage-and-mcgregor-absolutely-roasts-him-replay/
is his dad a literal crack head? he seems like a homeless nigger, can barely articulate himself.

mayweather will probably win on fight, since he's a pussy and boxes defensively, never takes risks. it'll be boring, all mayweather fights are boring.
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>>77085331
Alternatively, I fingered a fucking beautiful Dutch girl in da club a week ago.
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>>77085331
the virgin whatever you did
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>>77085363
bella
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>>77085363
did she shit down your arm?
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>>77085271
yes please! torbay is actually great. my kik is vdwnk
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>>77085363
pics
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>>77085386
weed is shit
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>>77085363
FONT
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>>77085360
His heads fried from taking too many blows to the dome and he used to go hard on the crack rock 2bh. When floyd was a baby mayweather senior was threatened at gunpoint by local gang members he owed money to and in order to avoid getting shot in the face he held little baby floyd infront of the barrel. They shot his calf off instead.
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>>77085331
Kek what a fucking virgin you are. Not because she refused your friend request but because you expect some fucking commitment from a random club girl.
I once fucked a girl in the toilet of a bar (la mecanique ondulatoire in Paris) and came inside of her. She didn't reply to my texts afterwards. True Story.
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offering drugs on a public website from home IP. investigatory powers bill? FUCK tories
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>>77085413
nah it's good m8
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>>77085331
this is literally a lisicki post
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>>77085460
If we ever crossed paths irl I would hold your frail manlet body down with ease and inseminate your BP
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>>77085331
No Italian wimmen for you
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dilemma lads:

i want a british gf but don't want to move to britain because the entire country is a complete shithole except for london (which is full of pakis and everything except alcohol and ciggies are more expensive there than anywhere in Australia)

what do
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>>77085477
it's really for social media and private messaging apps. i don't think they're massively concerned with small time stoners on anonymous imageboards.
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Love Islam love pints
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just got a pet cow lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6nVH2KH7I
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>>77085248
I'm one of the finest men this side of the Irish sea I'd be happy to offer my manly Gaelic side for the betterment of mankind
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>>77085522
dont be poor pretty simple really.
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>>77085489
Think you would rather look down and then give me a quick and nervous nod of approval when we make eye contact. You would also leave me plenty of room to walk.
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I am also in devon and also want weed
what do
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>>77085477
frankly my dear i don't give a damn
not my drugs
not my money
just a phone number init
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HELP
mums birthday is on saturday
what should i get her?
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ummm... YUZU?
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just realised i'm a complete waster and the only thing missing from my life is weed. where can i pick up some marinaras
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrKjNJQTBCE
hate experts
love pints
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>>77085564
DNMs?
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>>77085248
Good post
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>>77085563
HA! Delusional manlet! When my cumbersome, lumbering, muscular lanklet frame comes into your periphery you had better run, for I may just fold you up and stick you in my pocket
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>>77085583
dnm
>>77085564
make a vocaroo of your accent
>>77085488
thought we had a connection tbf
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>>77084995
thats a dude
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>>77085569

Slippers, mums love slippers
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>>77085583
Subway
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>>77085542
no joke graduate positions in my field pay 20k AUD less in london than they do in fucking melbourne and london is far more expensive than melbourne

why do people want to live there?.
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Hes here
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any devon lads actually got the accent? i say proper job when speaking with people at work but don't have a rhotic accent
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>>77085563
can you fight or do you just lift? you're a big lad but i reckon i could heem you into a submission hold tbqh
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>>77085627
actual answer: brought up there or just starting out with high earning potential. A lot of my higher earning friends did a few hours out of london and have now come in for the good salaries.

meme answer: no one cares about poor people
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>>77085627
>london is far more expensive than melbourne
*pays 30 dollarydoos for a pack of fags*
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>>77085639
Pretty shite, most of his dialogue revolves around narcissism and not lifting. Pls fix with some hilarious one liners, certainly has potential.
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Why have the six pack of freddos became a five pack of freddos

Brexit?
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>>77085564
>>77085597
what is dnm?
>>77085564
get off my gravy train bey
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how are darknet goods delivered? do they use royal mail lol
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>>77085656
Trained in french boxing for 8 years and currently taking muay thai (one of the many reasons I moved here actually). Come at me brother.
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>>77085678
dark net markets
silk road n that
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Selling cheap benson and Mayfair from the duty free PM me for details
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>>77085653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D68PjjdCph
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>>77085693
yes
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>>77085721
sounds like u're doing a shit irish accent impression desu
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>>77085597
bit of a computer illiterate
>>77085610
>make a vocaroo of your accent
shant, got a shit voice
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>>77085693
nah they use runners
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>>77085696
Wow, we are blessed to have two residential MT fighters in /brit/ as the Irishman claims to have trained in Muay Thai schools around Bangkok. Perhaps you and him could have a charitable bout in aid of Thailads crippling nonceability?

Just be sure to stream it to us
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White "men" should be castrated and white women should be forced to have mullato babies with black men
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being part of a cavalry division would have nice in ww2, on the western front youd basically be doing nothing all war
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>http://defendeurope.net/en/home-2/
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>>77085787
actually no
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ah yes the first yank post in the thread
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>>77085779
why dont the police just inspect the apckages
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>>77085610
i wouldn't approach females in nightclubs tbf
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Would lick
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>>77085749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1UBxfTcg4
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>>77085800
wrong
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>>77085800
stop talking to yourself
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>>77085832
The people they hire to deliver stuff don't get seen
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>>77085832
cant open everyones mail

also a lot vendors use some ingenious stealth
>>
>>77085833
Little bitch, don't you hit them a firm slap on the arse and then smile to yourself when they latch onto your hips? Oh wait, it's because you're a v*rgin
>>
>>77085827
wondered why it was so comfy in here
>>
>>77085853
my ball dust on the soles
>>
>>77085827
like pottery
>>
>>77085832
unacceptable infringement on muh liberties
they have metal detectors sometimes, guns and shit get stopped afaik
>>
>>77085853
wish I was a girl so I could wear cute clothes
>>
if youre single and have no children why bother with life insurance
>>
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>Just a touch of your love is enough to knock me off of my feet all week
pretty sure that 'love' is a euphemism for cock.
>>
>>77085920
that isn't cute
>>
>>77085920
wish i was a girl so i could walk around in crop tops 24/7
>>
wish i was a girl so i could fuck 95% of men
>>
>>77085862
>>77085866
>>77085906
it's really expensive on the darknet
>>
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would you sacrifice inches of your height in order to add inches to your willy or vice versa?
>>
>>77085976
bit gay
>>
>>77085993
no im happy with both x
>>
>>77085936
So?
>>
>>77085979
weed isn't bad if you buy an eighth of something
>>
in questi giorni mi sto ubriacando come non mai, voglio arrivare al più presto al ricovero per coma etilico
>>
>>77085976
50%

Only the straight and bi men would fuck a girl, the gay 50% wouldn't
>>
>>77085993
Would drop to 6 feet if I could have an 8x6 penis
>>
think I need a shag

found myself staring at every woman today and wondering why they weren't my gf
even the ugly ones
>>
>>77086007
audience of little mix is like 12 mate
>>
>>77085979
it's not (?) £10-15
and besides you're getting higher quality stuff
>>
>>77085993
no lol
>>
>>77085993
5'9 with a big willy, wouldn't trade it desu
>>
>>77085784
can't i just get a black gf instead
>>
>>77086011
larger amounts are silly expensive
>>
>>77086030
inside the mind of a gay
>>
>>77085993
Yeah I'd be a 1 foot 3 dwarf with a 66 inch cock and sell myself as a circus freak, maybe appear on this morning
>>
>>77086030
so what you're saying is now i can fuck 50% of men anyway
>>
>>77086042
I was listening to Eminem when i was 12. Get with the times gramps
>>
>>77086055
No, you can watch the black stud impregnate the white woman tho
>>
>>77086057
was like £200 for 2oz last time i checked
>>
>>77085993
im a gay bottom so my dick doesnt matter
wouldnt mind being 6 inches taller and having a microD
>>
>>77086090
you're deranged
>>
>5'8

can I claim disability benefits because of my height?
>>
WORK TOMORROW
>>
I saw this black woman on the tram today and she smelt really nice
wanted to shag her
>>
>>77086043
>£10 - £15
>For 1 gram
>Not expensive

It's literally robbery.

>Higher quality stuff
no it's not. There's plenty of premium qulity stuff around, in fact, you hardly ever see shit weed any more.
>>
>>77085993
>Tfw 5'2 with a 4 inch cock

The funny thing is I'm not even joking, I just can't ever win
>>
tim and his teddy sitting in a tree

f--u-c-k-i-n-g
>>
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>>77086102
This is your future Sheamus, submit to the BBC now
>>
>>77085936
just 'cause you're packin' packin', woop, down south
don't mean I'm ever gonna take it lying down
>>
>>77086094
£200 for 2 oz? this is a lie. For one? I would still be surprised couldn't find any decent for less than 260
>>
>>77086126
oh i thought that was the standard price, if not even more expensive usually
>>
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YANKIE POO POO
>>
>>77086150
the communities don't mix retard
>>
business idea: state mandated gfs
>>
>>77086030
>the gay 50%
lol dream on poof
>>
got the nicest cocky in /brit/
>>
>>77086030
Only like 1% of the population is gay mate
>>
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>There are white women RIGHT NOW that don't have a black bull to make them happy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>77086181
pics x
>>
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YANKIE DO POO IN THE TOILET LOOOOL
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>the gay 50%
>>
imagine being a runt with a cock that wears a hoodie

(uncut runts)
>>
>>77086181
t. Phimosis stricken runtoidlet
>>
>>77086158
>the standard price

in London maybe. it's £200 an oz, £30 eighths in the right places
>>
some posts are giving me the fear
>>
5% is a realistic approximation of gay population because of people who do not report because of reasons
>>
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the english came and turned these islands into the pile of shite they are today
>>
dutty gyal come whine pon it
>>
funny that yanks will be banned from 4chan before us
>>
>>77086241
5% for all LGBT people? yeah
gays alone? nah
>>
>>77086198
>>77086174
Don't be bigots
>>
hate ed sheeran
>>
>>77086030
Ah yes, certainly not mentally incapable.
>>
Camouflaged chameleon
Ninjas scaling your building
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children
>>
>>77086258
Why mate?
>>
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>>77086246
>>
how many people were in your year at school? how many do you think were gay?
>>
LBT people are just gays in denial
>>
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>>77086233
x
>>
>>77086198
nah its probably about 5% by now with all the estrogen everyone is consuming
>>
The GF had to leave our date early lads, said it was her "bedtime"
>>
anyone remember in early 2014 when /int/ was invaded by some mysterious force that effectively "replayed" threads that had already happened?
>>
I sell weed to tourists over summer for €15 a gram

Deanos will never learn
>>
exeter airport lad. can i get a progress report?
>>
>>77086279
150
i know for sure 16 were gay, im pretty sure there were 4 closet cases as well
>>
>>77086276
>AUSTERITUY
>celtshit education
>>
she had another client mate
>>
>>77086294
>with all the estrogen everyone is consuming
will this meme ever die
>>
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alri not-thailad
>>
>>77086279
around 240

Half a dozen definite poofters off the top of my head, probably another dozen some form of LGBT
>>
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no surrender
>>
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>hes here
>>
>>77086272
find his music very uninspired. weak lyrically and his voice isnt that good either. plus his songs are played to death creating over-exposure.
>>
>>77086279
160
7
>>
link your youtube page
>>
>>77086327
no because /brit/ is full of right leaning twits who believe every piece of nonsense they're fed by their ecelebs
>>
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so brits graduate highschool at 16, go on to junior college and graduate at 18, then go on to university and become doctors/engineers/lawyers/etc for free

do i have that right?
>>
>>77086279
180
2 I know are gay. One of them got really drunk and came out at our graduation kek
>>
>>77086153
from canada, 220 for 2 ozs
truss me daddy
>>
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>>77086289
cute
>>
>>77086350
Don't care
>>
wonder if thailad remembers me

had some very comfy conversations with him on rabb.it
>>
>>77086389
>for free
no
>>
>>77086383
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ
>>
>>77086389
err
no?

i went to """high school""" (secondary school) from 11-18, then went straight to uni which cost me £9000, the maximum allowed amount
>>
>>77086389
University isn't free, the government loans you the tuition money and then takes a percentage of your post-uni income until it and the interest are paid back
>>
>>77086389
We only graduate after uni, we don't have meme graduations

and no it isn't free except for scottish nationals
>>
>>77086411
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:D
>>
>>77086389
yeah basically for free
conditional tax on student loans, they get cancelled after 30 years
>>
>>77086389
english don't go to uni for free

and 17 year olds stay on at high school except in england where they attend college which is some times the same building and some times a different building
>>
>>77086395
>irish social liberty
howling at you repressed fudgepackers
>>
>>77086409
literally cannot imagine this being true. where are you looking, i would purchase in an instant
>>
>>77086317
what the fuck how could there be 20 gay people
england is fucked
>>
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>>77086458
>>
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https://twitter.com/shelzhang/status/884496110454288384
>>
>>77086310
right not gonna be able to sort
can give you a number
can get it today just don't feel comfortable dealing weed from work haha
>>
>>77086471
>>77086453
>>77086447
>>77086446
>>77086426
uni is essentially free
>>
making an LGBT sandwich
>>
>>77086453
>meme graduations
not true.

graduations like proms are becoming more and more of a thing every year
>>
>>77086478
we don't have many gays because the majority of food we eat is locally grown and not pumped full of estrogen and other hormones
>>
>>77086487
it was about 2 years ago, the seller was called BCbudz or something like that
used to take fucking ages to arrive
havr you got your location set on UK?
>>
>>77086289
>>77086411
how are cats even real
way too cute
>>
>>77086501
prom =/= graduation
>>
>>77086500
>garlic
yum
>>
>>77086497
only if you never earn above 18-21k or something
>>
IPAs
>>
>>77086550
>>77086550
>>77086550

NU
>>
>>77086532
yeah
so it's free
>>
>>77086512
you have the same number of gays as we do
but in your uncivilised and barbaric proto-society theyre all too scared to admit it

like how "there are no gays in chechenya"
>>
>>77086533
india-pakistan alliance
>>
>>77086525
I didn't say they were the same, you nitwit.

Delete your comment.
>>
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>>77086523
ikr
hope I see a really nice grey cat that lives near me on my walk today
>>
>>77086522
i havent looked for months. i'm fairly techinically illiterate. i browsed silk road on tor to get an idea of prices while it was still up, never found anything worth buying. dont know where to look now
>>
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Why are Canadian posters so superior compared to Amerilets?
>>
>>77085993
wud probably give up inch on cock to go down to like 5.5-6 inch erect to be 5'8 high desu
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