Hello shitlords edition
ANIME
Women
>>77046983
not yet because I'm still deluding myself into thinking that best years of your life will be 25-35 :^)
>>77047298
grim, i'll just keep moving them away from my face when i need to do poos.
>>77047311
do you really want to think about one of your family member's periods every time you do a poo? get a hold of yourself m8
How can white women compete?
>>77047356
Fairly easily desu
turning gay because you can't put up with women is literally admitting you shouldn't breed because you're weak
>>77047344
lol just look at your phone or the back of a can of air freshener you pond smelt
just made a music mix
>>77047344
your parents must be extremely proud of you two.
sargon of akkad desu
>>77047356
>tfw no chink gf
thank you for the reminder la'
>>77047356
visible eye surface area
men are more emotional than women
Chinese cartoons
>>77047378
it's not me la'
she can't get on with anyone because she has an untreated personality disorder
australians are more emotional than women
>>77047395
wtf?
>>77047395
molly overdose?
all australians should be killed
>>77047430
she's got a vibe in her gash
>>77047419
>>77047441
pottery
>>77047395
is she ok?
>>77047395
is she in pain or ecstacy? what is happening to her? mouse up the gusset?
just invited Sara to the leftypol discord lads
>>77047344
Just toss them out and let her spend money on buying new ones each time she places them where they annoy you?
>>77047457
>>77047455
she has a vibrator on her pusy u virgins
LUCIFER
OVER LONDON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7NM8d-p5Qg
>>77047473
link me
>>77047457
she has a vibrator thing attached that goes off whenever someone donates tokens. all the camwhores are using them now
>>77047476
not suicidal mate ahaha
Soon \(▪n▪)/
business idea: HEEM this ausrunt and shag his sister
What are the most painful methods of suicide?
>>77047430
>>77047436
>>77047455
>>77047457
Probably a model on mfc which explains what >>77047449 >>77047481 >>77047493 said
>>77047520
self immolation easy
I can't imagine anything else being more painful
That feel when for the first time in your life you are desired by another human being. Feels good mayne.
>women
was on the train yesterday and saw this commuter wagey literally fast asleep on his way back from work, haha and it was only Monday. poor chap
>>77047520
80 years breaking rocks for 12 hours a day
>>77047476
ahh yes, just inconvenience your sister during that most destructive and angry phase: her period. As a Strong Man, you are surely immune to sabotage from the sister who has spent decades learning your weaknesses.
>>77047548
do you desire them back
>>77047539
Maybe you could try doing self-immolation whilst simultaneously drowning, at the peak of an LSD trip
>>77047561
fucking hell, killing yourself over a €500 vacation
>>77047561
poor guy
imagine having kids with an evil demon that only wants to use them to control and manipulate you
terrible existence
*put jobcentre sign above old warehouse*
*come 5pm I lock all the doors from the outside*
*set fire to warehouse*
*enslave the runts strong enough to survive to my rock factory*
>>77047630
He's in a better place now, free from the roasties wrath.
>>77047584
Yes, but it is hard to tell how much it is my brain that desires or my dick.
shant be going outside today
toil in 10 hours
Just gonna go drop by the office and check things out then I'll be right back to here shitposting
https://youtu.be/ZPxCK3SYCtk
>>77047590
have you ever heard of bamboo torture?
its really brutal, like a variation of impalement but worse
basically a person is tied up and secured above a bamboo sapling.
the bamboo grows so fast that even in 24 hours you could be pierced through, it takes days to die as the bamboo shoot continues to grow and pierce through your body.
sometimes they would use multiple shoots which would eventually pierce multiple areas and slowly tear the person apart as they grew.
I've read stories where someone would live for weeks being given water while the bamboo shoots continue to rip them to shreds
starting to redpill the dad
>talking about scandinavian countries and their success
>dad talks about their natural resources, well maintained industries for workers to become high earners, good education, small populations
>we talk about the less successful Finland
>dad thinks a big part of it is because Finland is a part of the Euro
>I mention it could be down to the nature of the people themselves. That when you compare Denmark and Finland, the average IQ of Denmark will likely be a little higher due to their breeding
>dad goes "mmmh...probably to do with education though"
getting closer
o/
>>77047642
hmm this runt post is oddly low effort...
hmm I wonder...
*pulls off your mask*
I knew it you snivelling little cretinous runt
*swiftly knees your bollocks*
*re-attaches your collar*
Back to the pit with you!
*shoves you down the chasm*
>>77047748
lol
>>77047745
>>dad goes "mmmh...probably to do with education though"
He's right
starting to redpill the dad
>say hitler was right
>'aye you're not wrong there son, bloody kikes'
getting closer
>tempts you with a pleasant aroma and implied convenience as you walk around the store
>*purchase on impulse*
>HAHA FOOLED YOU, I'm 15% skin, 40% bone, 20% fatty gristle, and barely 25% meat. hope you have extra chicken stock lying around because I'm not enough to make a single bowl's worth either
>>77047561
Why do men do this to themselves
Why get married to slave away until you're dead for people who dont even appreciate you
Normies are mental
>>77047745
but Finland has one of the highest IQs in Europe
higher than the rest of Scandinavia
and Italy has the highest
>>77047800
t. serginio tagliatelle
>>77047789
Is that a Morrisons
>True. If you want to be rich and succesful, learn a craft like carpentry, plumbing or electronics
>>77047800
made me think
>>77047794
people appreciate normies though
you've just got nothing appreciable about you
>>77047800
>tfw to smart to stay on the same side during any war
guffawed at this
abu bakr al-baghdadi, ISIS leader has been killed, group confirms
>>77047825
nah mate morrisinghs
>>77047857
Im a higher being
>>77047863
would heem carl of swindon through a brick wall if that racist cockjockey ever showed his face round these parts
>>77047863
this cannot be real
>>77047863
>>77047903
>>77047904
It's fake.
>>77047789
never have I ever bought a rotisserie chicken
Hey guys
Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has told MPs the European Union can "go whistle" for any "extortionate" final payment from the UK on Brexit.
He said: "The sums I have seen that they propose to demand from this country appear to be extortionate."
"Go whistle seems to me to be an entirely appropriate expression," he added.
Asked during Commons questions if there was a strategy, either public or private, for what would happen if there was no agreement on Brexit, Mr Johnson said: "There is no plan for no deal because we are going to get a great deal."
Mrs May has said that her view going into the Brexit negotiations was that "no deal is better than a bad deal".
Mr Johnson's comments seem to be at odds with Brexit Secretary David Davis, who told the BBC last month that the government had "worked up in detail" the "no deal" option on Brexit.
Ah good. Our Brexit Secretary and Chief Brexit Negotatiator are contradicting themselves already. Capital.
>>77047924
*takes a drink*
so called sargon
>>77047800
why are they shitholes then
>>77047916
alri carl
>>77047883
Reminder that based Mozzo's gave him their blessing
>>77047924
umm sweety unwittingly you have, the Earth is one giant rotisserie
>>77047794
women can change after marriage, and again after children. i do not believe for a second that the argument was really about him "running himself into the ground"
aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got aye got
wouldn't mind a blend of gorgonzola and roquefort on crackers at this very second
The gf
>>77047978
hello nigger
>>77047988
fuck off trillionaire you'll have cheddar and like it
>>77047988
gorgonzola is rank
>>77047883
any 10g Amber leaf in the back mate? there's none on the shelves
>>77048000
brainlet
>>77048000
ah yes, the brexiteer rears his moronic head once again
>>77047996
LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
COCAINE QUARTER PIECE, GOT WAR AND PEACE INSIDE MY DNA
I GOT POWER, POISON, PAIN AND JOY INSIDE MY DNA
I GOT HUSTLE THOUGH, AMBITION, FLOW, INSIDE MY DNA
>>77048026
literally the worst kendrick album
>>77047862
>staying on the losing side
*dabs on you*
the only cheese worth mentioning is brie you utter runtoids
51 degrees in Kuwait lads
>>77048026
>GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA
>>77048050
the only brie worth mentioning is brie larson
The web is unbrowsable without an ad blocker
Listening to the new denzel curry
>>77048019
>>77048009
smells like my fucking dog's mouth you nasty cunts
not sure why darkies are so worried about casual racism, better than full-time innit? haha
>>77047565
Its okay anon, tito is dead, you can stop breaking rocks now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbxVfSqtt8
average leftypol video
>>77048079
Got any more insights for us, captain obvious?
>>77048026
>GOT WAR AND PEACE INSIDE MY DNA
>>77047745
finland has a higher IQ than the other nordic countries you dumbfuck
listening to the new weezy
watching gay lads having fun on the tubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXgF7o3CGo
almost like i have friends haha
>>77048050
>not camembert
I like a harder strong tasting cheese like Stilton anyway
boobies
>>77048104
Yeah you’re a smelly bender
>>77048089
@metpoliceuk this is NOT okay
business idea: convince the media that dabbing is a modern nazi salute
How come communism is getting so many tries when so many people have died under it, but national socialism only gets one try?
listening to magic fm
>>77048157
hello nigger
jupiter being a 'failed star' is a misnomer. although composed of the main elements as a star, it formed like a planet, not a star
>>77047949
they aren't?
why do you think Finland especially is a shithole?
Italy is very wealthy too, and northern England is poorer than southern Italy
>>77048157
alri mum
why do black people like menthol cigarettes so much?
>>77048103
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbxVfSqtt8
>but if it was real, it'd be good.
ah yes, shall trusting these sane individuals
>>77048156
Jews
>>77048145
Destroy
All
Blacks
Oppress
Non-whies
Eliminate
Minorities
>yanks.com
hmmm
>>77048192
virus do not click
>>77048189
heh
ngl i love menthol cigarettes
>>77048192
ransomware
Currently 10 degrees Celsius, please send help
shant be leaving my bed today
>>77048103
>ah yes, hmm in the video thumbnail
LEFTYPOL UNIRONICALLY VISIT /BRIT/ WHAT THE FUCK
>>77048237
you are like a little baby
>>77048237
sounds comfy
turns out... little prostitute
>>77048237
I`d give kidney for 10 degres, its bloody 40 degrees Celcius outside, how do you even live like this your entire life?
>>77048254
Doxxed
imagine literally and unironically living in canberra
would slit my wrists with a rusty nail and bleed out in the bathtub
>>77048303
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29531850
not so fast sweaty x
>>77048103
>start video
>"women will be running faster marathons than men in the future!"
>mens times have only been increasing very slowly (likely due to the hard limitations of the human body without heavy obvious drug use)
>womens times are gorwing faster (to due modern training and drug use)
>somehow this means women will continue to run faster forever rather than hit a similar plateau as men have once they reach their physical limits.
>twelfth
>Australia's Parliament House in Canberra is the city's most recognisable landmark
>>77048254
Ayy lad
alri
>>77048344
>sixth
Immigrant in the office said that he didn't like meat pies so I launched his chin into orbit
>>77048354
desu I only recognise that from rog videos
>>77048344
brain level 1: twelve
brain level 2: onety-two
>eighth
>watch a video of a cat staring at a dog
>the dog is scared of the tiny cat
wtf i hate dogs now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww5FXRl9UEw
sharting
What if we had single-gender teams but both genders available?
Nothing would shut up annoying feminists faster than seeing every single female team get demolished in every relevant sport
>>77048354
And what other landmark they have? Sand? Kangaroos?
he pulled over
and put the lad
in a wheelie bin
up early in the mornin trappin
>>77048406
the dog is actually acting smart, since the cat's reflexes are way faster
bisniess idea; porks based immigration system
each pork food product you eat during the assessment increases your chances of entry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzmpwHcwBlI&index=108
>>77048418
a big huge rock mate
Will never be tall lads :C
>>77048413
Our national womens team for football(soccer) got smashed by a club youth side.
>>77048354
old one is better
there are some abbo runts squatting on the front lawn by the way, they've been there since the 70s and refuse to fuck off
>>77048413
umm what about playing a sport invented by women for women sweaty x
>>77048413
>This
http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2017/march/born-a-man-transgender-weightlifter-wins-womens-competition
>>77048456
could it be, another man of good taste?
The School Census for under 18s
In 1998, no town in Britain was a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under 18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.
New spiderman is cuttte las
im NOT gay tho
simple as
love canberra
hate the rest of australia
quite simply simple as
>>77048456
but will always have taylor
>>77048303
i went there once to find directions of how to get out of there from the nice chaps at the police station.
>>77048493
ah yes, i too remember you posting this last night x
>>77048493
who cares
>>77048418
Bus stops
why don't we build a planned capital
>>77048026
chooooon
>>77048491
she is the perfect woman desu.
>>77048512
will never be tall enough for her tho
>>77048525
we who? i havent got enough cash.
>>77048522
the British child population will be the national British population within 40 years.
>>77048545
damn straight
>>77048545
>>77048525
may spent the funds on norn ireland, come back in 20 years
I heard castlemaine, victoria is the best place to go to party in aus
>>77048510
>arsetralia
>>77048560
>oh no some people in the distant future will have a slightly darker skin tone
autism
>>77048575
never heard of it but you'll never find a bigger hive of scum and villainy than victoria, they should all be shot
>>77048589
alri nigger
>>77048573
>>77048589
55%
>>77048525
where?
what i wouldnt do to take a big whiff of her ass sweat
>>77048589
you're actually not white lmfao
>>77048616
somewhere not in london
>>77048612
im ok with this
>>77048613
diversity is our strength
>>77048594
so stands to reason the best parties are there too
good morning
>>77048523
Bah, our bus stops are better
>>77048589
Calm down Tyrone
Bad news: one of the oneitises at work went on a date yesterday
Good news: Changed my profile pic on dating sites and am getting matches and messages
Rate my life
*looks in your general direction*
>>77048634
dont think we really have the room
having a pint of this obscure american shit my brother found somewhere
>>77048658
*avoids eye contact*
>>77048653
pathetic
>>77048651
Gross, there isn't even a bench
>>77048658
*trips over the pavement*
knob in vag goes
IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
can feel an ungodly poo brewing lads
>>77048662
yes we do
plenty of room on the moors
>>77048683
*looks directly at you*
>>77048669
How is it?
t swizzy is an ugly old bat
>>77048705
Think I might be suffering from death grip. The two times I've had sex, I've been able to go at it for almost two hours and have been unable to cum through the sex itself.
so if you're lonely
Why do people watch his videos?
Are they too dumb to form their own opinions and rely on some D-List youtuber to form their opinions for them?
>>77048669
always with the massively overhopped IPAs. fucking yanks always have to take a good thing AND DOUBLE THAT SHIT YO, WE GON TAKE WHAT U ALREADY PERFECTED, AND MAKE IT X2 BRO, WE'RE PUTTING HOPS IN YOUR HOPS NIGGA, BOOM, DOUBLE IPA, SHIT SO GOOD TASTES LIKE GASOLINE YO
fucking yanks
>>77048706
Better get your diaper on
>>77048739
not usually a fan of IPAs because they're cloyingly bitter but this one is a fair bit lighter and very refreshing
very much a porter and stout drinker x
>very much a porter and stout drinker x
Never smoked weed before
>>77048826
good it rots your brain
>>77048773
His fans are incredibly autistic
twitter.com/dvoeverie/status/884606058618134528
>never drank weed afore
if you drink anything other than hard liquor i look down upon you
IPAs are literal dogshit and anyone who likes them needs to get their heads checked, it's essentially alcoholic grapefruit juice lined with motor oil
love multiple-star systems
hate sol
not an alien just dont like it
>>77048739
>IPA
shit
>>77048846
jesus christ
imagine how even more Jewed Europe would be had 6 million of them not been gassed
never injected a zoot
always snort my zoots
>>77048773
because most people dont just wake up one day and say "hmm i'm going to think through the implications of islam in the west" but seeing a sargon vid on it might make them think about it. anyone who watches his videos doesn't necessarily agree with him.
god tits are weird looking
find cocks quite gross too but vaginas are the worst of all
t.gayfag
*smokes a whole bowl of mushrooms*
>>77048877
>>77048867
a DOUBLE yank IPA lest we forget. IPA x2. IPA concentrate.
also nice double dubs
>>77048882
nothing wrong with the normal jews
it's the elite jews who control things and none of them were amongst the 6 million
>>77048846
Would atomise the jaw of anyone that smells of weed near me
>>77048927
doubt it
>>77048924
>nothing wrong with the normal jews
how many have you interacted with on a personal level?
>>77048713
you better leave the moors alone you cunt
>>77048927
>knowing what weed smells like
Explain yourself or prepare for a trip to the emergency room.
some basil smells like weed, especially if it's hot
like weed, but cannot stand the smell, wonder if it's attractive to some animal though
>>77048791
>>77048877
Not a fan of IPAs either. There is an unfortunate trend where brewers are trying to make their beer as hoppy as possible. Bitter =/= good.
To be honest I prefer ambers. Very refreshing year round.
>>77048943
plenty on a daily basis
there is nothing wrong they are just normal humans with slightly bigger noses and curly hair
they don't want to genocide the white race
>>77048949
but if we excavate them to build a new planned capital, we might finally find keith
>Your sister jumps on your bed
what do?
>>77048977
bounce so high my head goes through the ceiling
>>77048713
Heathcliff won't be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co42j2-r1X0
choon
>>77048977
used to share a bed with my sister
>>77048962
ah yes I'm sure we have to worry about those inveterate basil consumers constantly being confused with stoners
can literally smell the weed on you from australia, reckon you've tried to pass it off as basil with the coppers at least once
>>77049006
how old
>>77048971
capital in the north would never work. it's too northern, too many northerners
love racemixing
no mate, wait, listen
I was making shpaghetti sawce
>>77048977
get off me you uncouth swine
>>77049016
when we were kids
>>77049007
enjoyed this post
Did you know Australia/NZ and the UK are nearly on opposite sides of the world
>>77049042
Got what she deserved simple as
>The wikipedia page on Basil lists its chemical components including Pinene and Myrcene which are also a components of marijuana. It is probably these you are tasting.
literally true
>>77049042
nice cherrypicking
how about you find a news article praising all of the successful mixed race couples
oh wait, the media doesn't like that narrative
loved the yogacast when i was 13
didnt watch them cause i was too "cool" for kids videos when i was 16-18
now im 19 idgaf and love watching them no matter what people think
Lewis Brindley is legitimately hilarious
>>77049100
fuck off leftypol
>>77049058
well yea
>>77049084
... yes?
>>77049103
nice blog mate, where do I subscribe?
>>77049103
used to watch their minecraft videos for a little bit desu
Had a long day of work today and it's not going great with the GFs. Kinda getting tired of their shit and they all live too far, which makes me vommute a lot and sleep even less. I need to replace them all, without hurting their feelings. Would appreciate some comforting words lads.
reminder that yanks are literally creating grapefruit IPAs now
someone has to stop them before it's too late
>>77049084
yeah because I'm not an uneducated twat like some people here
>>77049103
!unsubscribe
>>77048867
I met a guy who said he drinks it because his tastebuds don't work properly and it is one of the fed things he can taste.
>>77049114
not even leftypol
he's here
>>77049163
grim
>>77049150
>Alaskan
>jellyfish on the label
???
>>77049084
wow really i thought spain was on the opposite side
>he's never eaten quince and quince jam before
>not even leftypol
>>77048962
Patchouli can often smell like weed
>>77049166
>>77049200
quince sounds like a british slang word for bender
when my dad got remarried for the fourth time my step sister was madly in love with me
we all went through great efforts to keep her as far away from me as possible
it was a stupid situation
>>77049226
sounds a bit like ponce
once was stopped by the police due to the miasma of THC surrounding my vehicle but they let me know after I informed them of my penchant for patchouli
very glad the whole thing was sorted out without any casualties
>>77049084
They hated you soo much they wanted to be as far from you as physically possible
FUCK Isis
>:(
>>77049246
let me go rather, haha don't know how that slipped out
must be all the patchouli I've had x
>>77049139
don't you know any girls who live closer by?
desu even if it feels shit you might be better off just breaking up for now
>tfw no sister harem from four different mothers
haven't got a fucking clue what patchouli is
once got caught with an ounce of weed in individual eighth baggies and £110 in loose notes but I simply explained I was an oregano dealer and they sent me on my way
>>77049103
I was a little shot at 16 too. Thought I was too cool for a fun fair in Geneva (was really just embarassed to go there with my parents instead of friends). My mom forced me to get in a ride. Guy came tellimg me that since I am sitting alone he would move me to another spot to sit with someone. Sat me with beautiful eastern-european blonde my age or a little older. During the ride we kinda interlaced our legs and it was the most intense sexual experience I had had at that point. After the ride ahe asked me where I was going next and that she was going to smoke a cigarette. Kinda shat myself there and got back to my parents (had no means to talk to her normally let alone pull her even if we went to smoke together). But it set the template for what I would become. If such a hot girl could be convinced that I was a chad then better be one.
>>77049150
no word of a lie I saw smoky bbq beer when I was out there, did not buy, did read the lable, said it was sweet, smoky and tangy, a perfect complement for bbq meats. seems to be a lot of that, a lot of IPAs, double and triple IPAs, then porters with ridiculous alcohol contents higher than wine. yanks are fucked, their beer is fucked. there was a yank in here the other say showing off that there are 23 breweries in his state that make beers ovwer 10% abv. who drinks that? oh yes i'll take a pint of literal wine please, couple more of those and i'll get a taxi home
@77049246
Legitimately laughed
>>77049242
ponce sounds a bit like nonce
>>77049267
I use to but not anymore. Will have this as a specif search criterion on 'inder
>>77049246
made my day, thanks
>>77049301
People are taking craft beer too far. Tbh there are a few local breweries near me who make some very good stouts, porters, ambers, lagers, and weissbiers. IPAs are all that you see because they are the current "trendy" beers. A few years ago it was stouts and before that witbier.