sue
Getting ready to eat lunch in the toilets at work again hahahaha
just not in the mood for normies today, might have a cheeky propranolol and diazepam cocktail while I'm at it.
think I'll listen to a joe rogan
giz a suggested episode lads
I'm genuinely going to Greggs for some dinner. Want owt, lads? My treat
why do you people complain about there not being a new thread instead of just making one yourself
it's not hard and you get the added ego boost of knowing a thread you made will hit the bump limit
it's almost like having friends
>>77044726
The Alex Jones one if you haven't already listened to it. If you have a spliff to hand it'll improve the experience.
Unironically wearing sandals indoors
>when he does the virgin walk
>>77044730
what does greggs sell
>>77044730
mate it's 2 for tuesday today aka 2 for me
>>77044726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRfsAp8WBJ0
this is the best JRE
>Tulip shitting Siddiq again
>>77044712
stop posting her
>>77044739
seen that one. Its so funny
Absolutely pissing myself
>Joe Rogan
>Alex Jones
>Sargon
>PJW
>A dozen other bent youtuber cunts I can't be bothered to list
ah yes, the reddit experience
https://youtu.be/kmqFePmpKNA
The kino
What the fuck
>>77044745
Pastries, sarnies, cream cakes, doughnuts, hot drinks, pies, etc.
Have a look.
https://www.greggs.co.uk/
>>77044800
can't stand it when runts bang on about these people as if they're actual things
>>77044800
Joe rogan is great though. Nearly all of them are interesting
>>77044796
do they not have toilets in crimestralia?
>>77044821
Thanks for dropping in, reddit!
>>77044811
the lower the standard of play the more often you will see shit like teams getting bowled out for 11 or players making triple tons in 50 over games
>>77044781
Ūūūūūū, the kodkod's poster
Got called a racist in greggs
>Thanks for dropping in, reddit!
What the hell??
>>77044883
wrong font
Any of you lads like kpop
>>77044905
>gaypop
>>77044904
Not quite autistic enough to match the exact font
Got sucked off in greggs
>>77044857
why do you save them with the same name you weirdo
got sucked off by a racist in greggs
Don't understand why none of you rorke neets don't just join the army
Sucked off a racist in greggs
>>77044674
*gets out of my Volkswagen to sit down for a cup of tea*
>>77044946
to assume a false guise
gay sex with hats on
>>77044988
damn autismo looks like THAT?
greggsed off a racist in suckies
>>77044968
nice double negative, mongoloid
>>77044968
despite the memes, the military doesn't actually just take anyone, you need to be in good shape/mentally stable and have some skills at least
racially abused a cocksucker called greg
bake me a fuukin' cornish pastie, cunt!
>>77045036
was actually a canadian who took that pic afai remember
>>77044988
how did kev become a /brit/ meme anyway
pin the tail on the newfag
>>77044988
swear i know this guy
>>77045159
Everyone used to say a picture of him was lisicki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_corporatism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_socialism
Gordon Bennet
>>77044730
chicken and chorizo baguette pls
and a fudge doughnut
bet thainonce has a special ed forehead
>>77045285
>chicken and chorizo baguette
Just got one myself. warmed up.
>>77044905
yep big fan 2NE1 4eva
why are the white nationalists on youtube comments always furfags or bronys or animefag?
yes I often spend my time watching videos which interest white nationalists on youtube
>>77045317
>warmed up
couldn't have it any other way mate, careful they put it on long enough. you don't want the infamous greggs tummy bug. put you in a&e before you know it
>he spends less than 12 minutes frying his onions
Absolute state of trannies
>tfw drunk at work
sigh
>>77045388
>http://imgur.com/a/IK4rn
don't open that
hey guys how did you come out as rich to your friends? Like I have hidden from them my whole life that i'm from a little bit of money, I never suggest to them we should eat at nice places or do cool things or whatever. I've had eonugh of that though and some of the lads are now earning enough money I think it's time for me to come out as rich as well. Should I suggest we do a Michelin Star taster? Any recomendations for how to come out and which restaurant to eat at in London (don't want to spend more than 100 a head including drinks)
>>77045332
how very catholic of her
>>77045262
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_socialism
sounds like bismarck desu
>>77045377
that's not frying that's caramelising mate
*Decks you with the finest timber that B&Q can offer at a fixed budget*
>>77045342
you forgot the roman/greek statues
>caramel
why do americans pronounce this "carmel" ?
>>77045473
>trump supporters
>fascist
>>77045483
idk probably the same reason they call squirrels squirls
>>77045483
>Expecting yanks to have a grasp at the English language
>>77045483
because they're retards, next question
>>77045473
at least with a roman/greek statue they have some self awareness. Someone proclaiming that whites are x or y while having an anime picture just looks like a fool
Gf
>>77045483
craig > creg
caramel > carmel
aluminium > aloominum
yanks are just a bit silly is all
can't be bothered getting dinner
just want to go to sleep and never wake up
got called racist at Creg's
>>77045519
actually the yanks spell aluminium as "aluminum" and that's actually just an older spelling
>He only goes to church on Sundays
Hope that none of you does this.
>>77045512
https://twitter.com/Fire_Badger/status/863585088935784448
>>77045483
>mirror
"meer"
>>77045519
my favourite one is 'hunday' for hyundai
im a stupid gay
creg's gotten carmel all over my aloominum meer laeds
the waifus
>>77045531
You feel like that cause you haven't eaten
Get some food in you
need to go and buy some erbs
Chebs.In my mouth
>>77045518
my god what I would do to spend a moment with her
gonna whip up some zucchini and rutabaga stew
yeah dude me and creg went over to the seveneleven to get some tallboys, carmel and aloominum foil, but as we were pulling off of the sidewalk creg didn't check his meer and a hundai crashed into him
hella weak bro
>>77045613
like bay-zil?
>>77045483
hover somehow becomes "huvver" in the mouth of a yank and it DOES MY NUT
>>77045644
and cilantro
Going to HAVE to go buy food at some point lads.
>>77045644
baysil and o-reggano yes
>>77045644
Like gan-jah
>>77045594
Just imagine the orgies
>lurri
remarkably accurate tbqh
>>77045655
get some tomaytoes and you could make a sweet pizza sauce
if we're talking herbs, dill is the devilweed and it should be banned
Wish this rain would fuck right off 2bh
>>77045578
We say that one wrong. I visited Korea and they looked at me like I was a retard when I called it hi-un-die.
Hyun-day is how it's meant to be pronounced.
why
>>77045695
dill is alri with fish
>>77045692
When does the night's noncery begin?
>nokia
>we pronounce it KNOCK-EE-AH
>yanks pronounce it NO KEY AH
>the yanks are actually correct in this case
odd
ahahah
>>77045734
>>the yanks are actually correct in this case
wrong
always found it weird with brits/americans and the way they pronounce certain french words
it seems to be totally arbitrary as to which ones we choose to pronounce in the original french way rather than an anglicised version
like we say garij and fillit instead of garage and fillay
but americans say nich and click instead of niche and clique
very strange
>>77045767
no
nokia is a finnish company
they pronounce it as NO KEY AH
>>77045760
the mandem
>>77045519
how do they pronounce craig differently? never heard that
>>77045760
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
EYEING LITTLE GIRLS WITH BAD INTENT
>>77045775
>nich
that one does my nut in to no end
>w-whites and asians will mix to create the master race
why is central asia so useless then hm
>>77045776
that just means two other countries are wrong
>>77045776
yeah but who cares what finns do, really
>>77045379
>>77045379
>>77045379
FACES OF /INT/ thread
>>77045734
>NO KEY AH
>correct
What did he mean by this?
>>77045801
those are turks, not white/asian mix
Do you think Peter Rodger believes Elliot? What's he thinking now? "Why did you kill my son?"
going to get fucking cunted tonight
>>77045785
https://youtu.be/oJDow5MNz-U?t=23
>>77045726
that might be why I dont see the point of it because I can't stand seafood
I demand that someone acknowledge my get that I put A LOT OF HARD WORK AND LUCK into getting
>>77045828
on strawberry flavoured sugar water? not bloody likely
no-ter daym
>>77045828
are you not going to buy some condoms and water based lube and poppers with that?
guys people at school keep saying i'm the "gayest person to have lived" how do I convince them i'm not, they're really horrible
>>77045834
runt
>>77045818
ok pal
>>77045842
hello newfag!
hate it when yanks pronounce my name (james)
they always put far too much emphasis on the J
meanwhile british people like to add a slight "uh" to the end of my name
>>77045595
yeah I was wanking for hours, must've suppressed my appetite
just going to have a sambo and ice cream for dinner though
Get those mongols aboard my ship and I'll call it in
>>77045855
i just can't get into it, sorry
I will eat some smoked haddock or crab/lobster from time to time but that is as far as I will go
>>77045854
Shut the fuck up fagboy James-uh
>>77045854
let them meet your dad
>>77045880
hate it when foreners say bizarre shit like this
nobody goes around saying "Jamesuh", fuck off FUCK OFF
>>77045880
alri Yhames
Someone in work said they've been told I was talking shit about them behind their back. I have said nothing about this guy to anyone.
Unless he was taking the piss someone literally made up that I was chatting shit about him. What sort of fucking nut case does that.
>>77045912
What matters is our chicken dinner
>>77045914
hmm well if you enjoy smoked haddock and crab and lobster then that makes you slightly less of a runt I suppose
prawns and mussels and other seafood delights are amongst the most delicious things on the planet in my book
>>77045933
northerners do
usually women
>>77045939
perfect
messed with some guy at work earlier by telling him I'd heard him talk shit about me
was hilarious to watch him squirm and stutter
>>77045933
once had a yank tell me I end my "no"s with an "r"
uhhh Jamesuhhh
J-ames and cregg went to see the nodre dame
Trips says James is a faggot
>>77045982
Know a guy who adds uuuhhhh to the end of every sentence. Very odd.
alri James*overly loud an inappropriately sexual-sounding moan*
>>77045951
5 or 6 years ago I got terrible food poisoning from some mussels in france and spent the whole of the flight back vomiting and shitting so I haven't been brave enough to try them again
hey dude
>>77046003
>faggot
fuck off yank
big fan of these simpsons memes
alri James*presses the uhh button on my yamaha keyboard*
¡Hola, Jámes!
I work with someone who does a little hum after every sentence, it is very irritating and any time I spent with him is a challenge not to punch him
love a good fight now
>>77046034
doing a poo hmmm
might have a wank later hmmm
Why is Andrew Castle telling me to seek compensation for a medically inflicted injury that I may have suffered?
simply cannot stop wanking
>>77046034
awful
>>77046079
howling
NO WANKING ON THE PROMENADE!
going to have 2 poached eggs on lightly toasted warburton's seeded batch with a dribble of sriracha on top
>>77046034
off to graduation lads
Neighbours dog won't stop Barking so I fed him loads of xanax through the fence lol
>>77046115
fuck off dumb nigger twat cunt
wish i could poison every runt dog in my neighborhood
>>77045949
Why are you playing a shit game?
>>77046133
don't trip while going up, that would be very embarrassing for you
DENT
>>77046163
It's kinda fun
>>77046205
fat girls like this would be so much happier if they just lost some weight rather than trying to bend society to liking them
>>77046226
t. society
*fucks off*
Got any good Amazon prime deal today, lads?
dont give a single shit about the ukrainian flags anywhere on this site because they insist on propagating their fake nationalism and russophobia
>>77046287
forgot that I have the amazon credit card desu
and 20 dollars of free cash sitting around still
government just gave me back hundreds of pounds they unjustly stole from me
drinks are on me
>>77046292
ukraine is such a shit fake country
literally nobody likes them except other than natsocs obsessed with opposing judeo bolshevism and the asiatic russian hordes
>>77046316
*takes 20% of what they gave back to you*
>>77046333
Belarus and Ukraine are both memes
>>77046198
It's fun with friends.
So is any game regardless of quality
Pint of Thatcher's
business idea: buy a new pc case and some new fans
Pint of pint
>«Philippa York (previously known as Robert Millar; born 13 September 1958) is a Scottish journalist and former professional road racing cyclist.
Competing as Robert Millar, York has been one of Britain's most successful cyclists of all time.[1] She won the "King of the Mountains" competition in the 1984 Tour de France and finished fourth overall. York was the first rider from an English speaking country to have won the Mountains classification in the Tour de France. This success was the first time a British rider won a major Tour classification, and was unsurpassed as the highest Tour finish for a Briton for over 20 years until Bradley Wiggins was retrospectively placed third in the 2009 Tour de France. She rode the Tour de France eleven times, completing the race eight times.»
>Be brit
>Work everyday
>Pay taxes so government can build 3bn aircraft carrier
>Find out 3.9m worth of rockets can sink that carrier
>Damn those Russians threatening us
>Damn those Poles taking our jobs destroying our country
Can anyone please explain me this logic?
Covfefe
>>77046333
what century are you from mate
>>77046373
it's not even 1pm you reprobate
>>77046402
you think we should build a £3m aircraft carrier so that it's more cost effective when it's sunk?
time is a flat circle
>>77046373
fuck off, Maggie's boy
YAAAAAAAS GURL SLAYYYYYYY
fucking yanks
thick as pigshite they are
Genuinely really don't enjoy having a massive dick
It's around 7 inches when soft and just shakes around everywhere and literally can't walk without feeling it shake around, and I know it's big enough for porn but I'll never have the chance to do that so what's really the point
>>77046446
no
humans are wired the same way
so things will keep happening
>>77046441
Pub lunch
>>77046513
I know a virgin guy who's got a giant 8 inch penis
>>77046445
Honestly, feed `muricans with bullshit about Russia and let them waste all their $$ on silly military projects
>>77046402
> Serbian
>Their entire economy can't even reach to £3 billion
>Fights every Balkan state
>BTFO
>We wuz defenders of Europe and shiiiit
>>77046559
honestly unironically kinda this. With the dire state this country is in something like scrapping trident just seems prudent, it's never going to need to be used by this country and us having it is an irrelevent deterent.
t. lib dem voter in 2017
>>77046402
>>77046559
Shouldn't you be watching Djokovic?
>>77046562
makes zero sense
>>77046513
don't just bitch, post it
my gf goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her
WE WERE GONNA GO SCOOBA DIVING
have a penis like a cocktail sausage when soft
my mum lives at a different house, you wouldn't know her
>>77046607
fuck off nonce
>>77046624
hello black man
test
>>77046637
fuck off nonce
>>77046624
mine's like a skin tag
>>77046445
yes
>>77046593
Im not sure of the cost of Trident system + maintenance, but overall few ICBM`s are much better at deterring hostile countries than fleet of carriers and large army
Swear that Baghdadi fucker's been killed like 10 times by now
>>77046709
no mate, 100% with you, I'm sure you know a lot more about geopolitics and war than our national security services, crack on son
ahh yes, it's a "sister goes mental at me for moving her tampons away from the window sill right where my face is when i do a poo and request that she put her tampons somewhere else in the bathroom" episode
>>77046358
Belarus is a bit better
Ukraine is a 1918 invention
Cheating death lads lol
What can you tell me about Worcester?
I got a place to study history there but I don't know much about the uni and the city and it's very hard to find objecritive info about it.
Is it good? Bad?
Is the city nice or a total shithole?
>>77046748
Uni of Worcester? Genuinely never even heard of it
>>77046748
fuck off we're full
>>77046748
it has a banter rating of 5
>be alri looking guy
> get like 1 or 2 matches with girls on tinder
>try out benders
>get lots of swipes
Doing a think
>>77046598
libshart
>>77046748
I would help but all I know about worcester is the sauce
looks pretty ok from my research on google images
>>77046748
it's pronounced wüster
>>77046748
it's a very average small city
also everyone talks like a retard
>>77046806
>be super ugly guy
>no matches on tinder
>go to gay club
>could easily go home with multiple men each night
they have it SO EASY
>>77046748
like the other lad said I have literally never heard of that university
>>77046358
White Russia and Little Russia (in that order)
Hmmmm
>>77046806
sometimes when I'm drunk off my face and really bored I'll switch to blokes on Tinder and enjoy getting guaranteed matches every time I swipe and the gay sexts that come with it.
honestly I think I'd suck a willy given the opportunity and enough alcohol
>>77046836
why is belaruse white russia?
This lad doesn't look very Syrian desu
>>77046903
nothing gay about sucking a dick every now and then
>>77046903
it's alri desu
>>77046730
The HMS Queen Elizabeth, Britain’s new aircraft carrier, could be sunk by a volley of missiles that cost a tiny fraction of what she is worth, according to a report from the Royal United Services Institute (RUSI) security think-tank.
Thats literally report from your "national security service", not something out of my imagination
>>77046917
especially if it's just for the bants
>>77046903
>>77046917
>>77046927
ngl lads, bit gay these posts are
>>77046936
I'm sure most aircraft carriers could be sunk with missiles mate
controversial opinion: bumming a MtF is considerably more gay than sucking ur m8's willy
>>77046961
nah, just think sucking a big juicy cock would be fun tbqh, trying to see how far you can get it down your throat and stuff.
can't do that with a boring woman's vagina
we're perched very precariously on a gay slippery slope right now, lads
Anyone feel they've wasted the best years of their life?
>>77046966
That's why they're equipped with CIWS and a defensive carrier group.
>>77046983
I don't feel, I know
want to have SEX
>>77046333
> t. Vanya Govnov
>>77046983
I've only been 18 for a few months and my life is almost over
>>77046906
Is that the average australian intelligence on-display (?)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russia
I'll throw in the next link gratis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Russia#Etymology
>>77047009
FOLC
>>77046983
yeah lol
>>77046993
>Defensive weapons include the Phalanx Close-In Weapons System for anti-aircraft and anti-missile defence
play gay games, win gay prizes
>>77046983
quite confident of this
>>77046976
Dunno 2bh i keep takimg actions that are drawing me gayer and gayer. But im fundamentally repulsed by men physically
A g(m)f would be a good compromise
>>77046976
sounds sexy
on your bike Leaf
>>77046976
*pushes you off*
teehee!
*slides down behind you*
I would be gay in a second if I could get over the basic hurdle of not being sexually attracted to men
women are too much hassle
con hot
>google the Serbian's claims
>only source is from Russia Today
hmmm
>do more research
>missiles referenced are state-of-the-art hypersonic missiles, the technology to stop which has not been invented yet
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
*posts*
>>77047079
This.
I find body hair and masculine features repulsive
Though i imagine a bf is far superior to a gf. And so are my prospects for casual sex better if i were gay than straight
I'm not into the whole "scene", nor the bodies really. just turns me on to think about being treated like a bitch and taking cum.
subhaanallah
>>77047137
nor the *masculine bodies*
Any shia in innit?
disclosure is taking a while to come back for this job
wonder what they found
bit worried
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO_p-4f9YUA
gays are just as bitchy, snarky and emotional as women.
>>77047114
>google the Serbian's claims
>only source is from Russia Today
Do you shit your pants and tell all the kids you shit your pants or does the kid that hates you tell everyone you shit your pants?
>do more research
>missiles referenced are state-of-the-art hypersonic missiles, the technology to stop which has not been invented yet
Chinks literally designed that shit in `80s, and is currently deployed by some claims. (DF-21 and DF-26 if anyone actually gives a shit)
Friendly reminder that the sister is STILL having a screeching tantrum over my request for her to move her tampons away from the window sill that is right beside my face when I'm sitting on the toilet.
Me thinks she's one of those mental feminist types who thinks we still live in a patriarchal society. :P
>>77047245
literally impossible.
>>77047265
why do you know so much about missiles lad? bit weird.
>>77047273
just cum on her tampons, teach her a lesson or two
Don't understand why my brother wants to move my tampons, probably because he's repulsed by vaginas the weedy little virgin
>>77047245
but by being gay you become a woman too
would be easier overall and less expectations I imagine
made really nice fried rice for lunch.
UNRELENTING CHOONAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67RGGUpjmsU
>>77047245
Women are incredibly psychopathic. And this is my main conclusion after having been in perfect loving relationships.
>>77047265
>Do you shit your pants and tell all the kids you shit your pants or does the kid that hates you tell everyone you shit your pants?
it's literally a Russian propaganda outlet funded by the kremlin, I'll be taking what they say with a pinch of salt
and they aren't 80s missiles you fucking spaz
>The new Zircon missile can reportedly travel at five to six times the speed of sound, using a state of the art “scramjet” engine, which takes the oxygen it needs for propulsion from the atmosphere instead of a tank on board.
>Developed by the Russian military, it could be operational as early as next year, at which point it will likely be fitted to a nuclear-powered Kirov class warship as well as strategic bombers and submarines.
now fuck off
>>77047288
Eh, not as weird as wanting to try out willy in my ass i guess
>>77047370
I literally just googled it and found same, but slightly older reports of very same issue on Independant and few more (UK based) news outlets.