the /brit/ lads edition
Yorkshire
Real thread
rORKE
>>77042247
REE!
>>77042271
download it and join the autism
susan
ruined some chick's asshole last night
she was plastered and sweated the fuck up her taint
slipped it in the backdoor by accident and kept goin
so sick, so dope, so dowzer
THE OTHER THREAD IS MAKING FUN OF US!!!
What's for breakfast or dinner lads ?
anyone know how i can make it so that all my porn stash is never found if i kill myself but i can still retrieve it if i pussy out at the last minute? considered burying it but it might be dug up in like 10 years or something
/fr/ is making fun of us again
/big arses/
>>77042346
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>77042368
Encrypted contained on PC.
>>77042365
freeze dried catfish and garlic potatoes with catsup
>>77042368
encrypted external drive
>>77042394
Mean't container.
alri boys
how easy is it to bruce force encrypted zip files?
fucking yanks
thick as pigshite they are
really need the shits for some reason
bl0x
How do I filter Canadian threads?
Got work in 13 hours
>>77042439
fuck off thainonce take your proxy off, we're not helping you get to your kiddy shit
>>77042247
>tfw actually part of the /leftypol/ discord channel
>>77042439
As long as emus haven't encrypted it, should be easy enough
america of 2017 = britain of 1910
>>77042486
sorry
>>77042460
Except that pigshit isn't really thick at all considering that they spray it about with their tails during defecation.
>>77042507
not white enough
>>77042486
>asking /brit/ for technical advice
>>77042491
Link
I concede defeat...Am I allowed to post in this thread now? :^3
>>77042507
well i too enjoy your company
>>77042514
>be amerishart
>fail to master reply technology that's been around since fucking usenet
>>77042247
What the fuck is a rorke
ONE VISION
ONE PURPOSE
>>77042545
YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSIAH
>>77042545
Nod > GDI
New fetish
>Teleport random, single, 7/10 girl from Facebook friend's list into bed with me
>Act all surprised even though I know I'm the one that teleported her here
>When she leaves my house, teleport her back into my bed again
>Just shrug my shoulders and say "it must be a sign"
>Sleep next to her and "accidentally" hug her closer to me and trace my fingers across her belly
>After an hour or so of this, drop all pretenses of this being "accidental" and just run my hands all over her thighs and belly until she makes little soft squeaking noises and squirms around in the sheets
>Trace a circle around her belly button and say "I want to put a baby in here"
>Don't
>Force her to undergo hours of foreplay without any sex
>Fall asleep together like this
>Before she wakes up, teleport her back to her house and if she ever brings it up with me, act like I have no idea what she's talking about
>Repeat this over and over and over again until I've done so many friend request chain loops that I'm now somehow pulling in 7's from Israel
>Do this until I die
That is the first new fetish I have just created for myself.
Lads what happened to national action it looked promising
>tfw finding the homeless people in my city and eating them to gain their lifeforce
>>77042567
what will you call it?
>The Black Hand has arrived
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
>>77042558
I like how they made the very commy looking enemies much more enjoyable to play with.
Not that I'm a commie or anything or would date a commie woman.
>>77042342
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AN ASIAN CHICK
>>77042522
https://discord.me/page/leftypol_int
it's mostly r/TheDonald shitposters
business idea: half oriental half jewish communist gf
Being a rorke, I naturally support the desctructive dictatorship over justice and democracy
Seen any good gay porn recently?
THE TIBERIUM SPREADS
PEACE THROUGH POWER
is it true that brits are the best at banter?
my coworker goes to my rival school and he bantz me hard about football everyday. how do I get good
>>77042588
last time I played it I'm not sure I knew what a communist was. Never bothered with Tiberian story line after EA took over.
>>77042582
Uh...Somnolytic Ultrapersuasive Frotteurism. Or SUF for short...
>>77042342
why is she so cute bros
>>77042590
ah yes, the French youth miscegenation shills have returned for another round
>>77042619
Tiberium Wars with Kane's Wrath was pretty good
>>77042621
not sure it'll catch on
>>77042626
What?
Isn't she cute?
>>77042574
no clue
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t88JfmclzeE
>he never played C&C renegade
you missed out lads, RTS was boring in comparison
Going to have another attempt at falling asleep
Wish me luck
spent yesterday with a cute girl lads
finished it off by making out on the stairs of the underground at 2am
think I really like her 2bh
>>77042638
I did play c&c 3 and 4 iirc t?bh but like 3 or 4 hours before between them. Just remember being pissed off by them.
>CHING CHONG WING WONG U PAY FOR MY HEALTYHCARE CUZ I LAZY NOODLE NIGGER
>>77042617
have to be born here
it's our consolation prize
might go back to bed depending on whether my parcel arrives
>>77042656
>making out
fuck off yank
>>77042649
I've never found the grey skinned dark eyed neotenic asians all that attractive.
best thing i see are the tanned vietnamese variety and even then they have those protrusive thick underbite jaws half the time
used to love making little zoos in tiberian sun with pavement gates and walls and then luring fiends and visceroids in with rocket bikes
>>77042655
still can't sleep because my air machine is making an odd "pap pap pap pap" sound instead of the drone whirr i've become accustomed to
>>77042641
Other potential names
>Erotic Hostage Nocturnalism
>Shared-Bed Fetish
>Erotic Coy Hostage Situation
What would you call it?
resting between sets
>>77042658
I only played Tiberium Wars because I was invested in the C&C storyline by that point and really wanted a new RTS since I'd played Age of Mythology to death and AoM III was shit online so I got tired of it quick
>>77042342
>>77042622
btw, is this this misa-something girl?
>>77042703
these are better but I don't think I'm qualified to make a choice
Just saw some wanker sweating up my leg press machine
>>77042709
remember to rest for 7+ minutes for maximum strength gains and less stinky sweat
>>77042709
>that guy who rests for 3 minutes
>>77042744
t. Mark Rippetoe
fuaaark NEED an American bf now
>>77042720
I liked the story but the online play has always been the make or break for me. Hence still playing ZH, has more game modes and things to do online than any of the others such as AOD (you have to defend as a team against waves of enemies) etc.
>>77042744
what's the broscience behind that
>>77042709
*Stands 2 inches in front of you and makes full eye contact*
You, uh...You almost done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-gG3Oi6bTk
watching douglas murray with molyneux
really want to play Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 again
annoyed that I have no alternative to linux atm and it makes installing games hard
only real OGs played theme hospital
>>77042247
Why is Jersey a Rorke-'sheed?
Who is the man on the Beeb left of Assad?
and the woman right of Maajid Nawaz?
>Nacboly are radical centrists
wew
first day of toil today
coworker told me the boss is shit and I should quit as soon as I do my 6 months
promising start
>>77042785
might run natively on react
https://reactos.org/
things like this is why I use 7 as a primary
>>77042802
my nigga
>>77042811
>reactos
I don't have a fedora large enough saved
>>77042811
I'm just lazy most of the time
usually its good because it means I don't waste time on videogames and read more
but sometimes I just want to play something casually for an hour or so
>>77042810
Would listen to him, 2bqh. Don't let it be one of those things where you go "aw man, I should have listened to him".
less talkie, more coffee
>>77042837
https://www.playonlinux.com/en/app-2493-RollerCoaster_Tycoon_3.html
Try this?
I miss tycoon/sim autism games
listening to some new jersey yank do a review of an old dos game and he's like a living stereotype
"YEA SO DIS BIT'S DA REAL MEAT 'N' POTATAHS AW NATURALLY MAH PHONE'S GONNA RING CUZ AHM DOIN' A REVIEW SON OF A BITCH"
>>77042834
there's nothing fedora about it, your actual aversion should be that it's still in alpha and not really suitable for a main os.
It's open source windows, it'll take over when it's good since mircosoft is finished making good operating systems now.
>>77042837
It's just too convenient to have M$ as a main and linux as a secondary. You can use things like cygwin for your terminal too.
>>77042567
creasing
>>77042850
where are these being posted?
>>77042880
Windows is garbage in literally every way besides industry standard programs
ah fuck
ah shit
PEACE THROUGH POWER
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
>>77042907
>Windows is garbage in literally every way that matters to anyone who doesn't have a job
>>77042891
ah-ah-aaaahh, just for that little infraction I think I'll have a refill
>>77042907
Everything end user orientated is made for windows first.
ok lets stop pretending we are nod infantry and pretend we are GDI infantry now
>>77042924
Ah yes im sure you really need Photoshop and cannot use Excel for work and LO at home.
>>77042941
ok
I feel like nod would shill for linux
>>77042616
On the blood of our fathers... on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant
>>77042941
THIS GUY IS A TRAITOR TO THE BROTHERHOOD
EXECUTE HIM
Give me some good blogposts or essays to binge at work. I'm bored
>>77042945
I do occasionally need photoshop for work.
Check Mate
AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH?
ISSS MYYYY HEART TOO ROUGH?
>GDI
who /wow/ here
>>77042959
Www.bakadesuyo.com best website buy the book
>>77042977
i played f2p mmos because i was too poorfag
>>77042977
I played guildwars lmao
>>77042982
thing with the 'dit is that you can't tell truth from parody
struggle to talk to girls and lack confidence but I also treat women badly
>>77042959
http://ir.nul.nagoya-u.ac.jp/jspui/bitstream/2237/19256/1/5_SAMBHASA-24.pdf
>>77042977
who plays retail WoW in this decade?
last time I had fun with it was Nos
>>77042959
ribenas blog
>>77042999
Go to bakadesuyo.com right now it is a good website
reality has a leftypol bias, prove me wrong you utter cretins
>>77043012
link?
>>77043044
duno. dont read that shite mate
>>77043037
reality doesn't exist
*moves rook to king 4*
checkmate
business idea: search the background of every image for the most odd looking person and reply claiming that it's me
Rafael Nadal could be Rafaela if he hadn't gotten so muscular and hairy: a real loss of squandered trappish potentiality.
>>77042959
Ergo-log.com
http://chaosandpain.blogspot.ca/
BIG fan of neoclassical architecture
>>77043067
>gotten
Fuck off yank
>>77043062
already got a patent for this one mate
business idea: assassinate the president of the united states
business idea: kill all baddies
>>77043085
will be investing in this
>>77043085
*cheers*
look at the birth of your future OS.. look at it.
https://youtu.be/Lj0SJPxpvQY
>>77042959
shockandjoy @ blogspot
>>77043076
Southern woofter
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gotten
me and the lads top left
business idea: a maoist great leap forward initiative except in 21st century britain
>>77043136
good idea tbqh
Business idea: expelling the jews from European countries and north america
>>77043157
bigots fear what they don't understand
ah... yes...
ate a meringue
>>77043177
french, italian or swiss?
discovered yesterday that magner's cider looks identical to Irn Bru, so I'm going to empty out a bottle or two of Irn Bru and get cidered at work
no I DO NOT care
also look how mongy I made this cat look by clicking on its eyes ahhahaha
ate a minge
>>77043195
not sure but it was white and had swirly patterns
Mica Martinez getting chased by a wasp on Babestation daytime
>>77043213
oh so you didnt make it yourself?
>>77043096
what website?
>>77043224
not a literal woman you effeminate little cumdumpster
>>77043232
jammycheese
>>77043233
then get out of my sight, unskilled manchild.
>>77043214
christ imagine being the sort of person talking in the babestation chatroom at 10am on a tuesday
Never had a job or gf
>>77043197
>that huge empty city
wew
I work in this "new city" development north of the city I live in which is an old colonial port town, the entire area is so gigantic and surreal, practical lifeless yet with these huge buildings rising up in the middle of green fields with empty megahighways between them
feels pretty dystopian
need to get some pics next time I get a chance, its like one of those Le Corbusier model city plans
ate peanut butter on marmite on toast
>>77043270
reckon virgin neets should be institutionalised
>>77043288
horrid stuff
postmodernism is true cancer
>>77043296
culled at 22 desu. they've had their chance and wasted it by that point.
>>77043288
what the fuck is that nonsense you've posted
it's vile
>>77043306
>>77043326
always crack up at how runts get so riled up over architecture
>>77043335
>runts
*patricians
>>77043335
it's a sure sign of the 'tism
*riles up the runts*
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO CONTACT THERE
>>77043335
funnily enough I want something nice to look at
>>77043306
>postmodern
that is modernism
and in a commie country it sort of works in a surreal way
its hard to describe how alien the place looks, like a ghost city but all white and clean
>>77043407
*gives you a colourful painting of a flower*
Back into your commie block
>>77043414
tedious nonce
>>77043421
you want a picture of a boat instead?
Currently sucking a nigger
>>77043414
*eats the paper*
*shuffles back to my cell*
>>77043288
Le Corbusier was a demon from hell
rate me lads
>>77043455
got spooked by spooker and woke up early
>>77043496
What's a spooker?
>>77043504
has anything popped up to replace IMDB since they closed their forums?
>>77043504
spooky spooker
Just had some noncey thoughts
>>77043520
is this achievable natty?
woke up with a sore arsehole
happens all the time usually the morning after a night out
Am I dying
>>77043363
goes back to the days of the nazis crying about "degenerate art"
>>77043326
I honestly don't mind it
I like where I'm currently living better but I sort of like the openness and space of the New City, makes me feel like some wild animal skulking around these monolithic buildings
and the wide open spaces only makes them seem even bigger
>>77043270
Had 4 jobs and no gfs
>>77042247
varg should be bizarro rorke
and surely radical centrist should be in the center
Hilary Clinton finds sexual pleasure in watching her husband Bill "grandraper" Clinton sexually assault young vulnerable women
unironically playing roblox
>>77043666
KACHOW
>>77043204
beware the breath–sniff
t. got caught nibbin' gin from my granny's cupboard when nobody was in the room
looking up the nutritional value of batchelor's chicken cup-a-soup
doing a poo
>>77043729
shitter's fucked
>>77043204
>2 ciders
>doing anything
Saxons are pathetic
will be stroking my willy to orgasm shortly
cream cheese and crisps sandwich for pre-dinner
>>77043634
>Varg in the same division as Putin and ar Duggie
>>77043750
Ching
>>77043634
radical centrist is just a buzzword for leftypol discord, there's no difference ideologically
oh no
>>77043204
no it doesn't.
irn bru is bright orange. magners is gold
>>77043783
thought hadrians wall was supposed to keep you lot out
>>77043750
>pre-dinner ~8 hours before dinner
What happened to the guy that used to post from the united arab imirates
*Saunters in wearing a SS Officer's uniform*
Lovely day lads. Sieg heil.
need to do dishes, havent done them for weeks
>>77043825
Literally just finished doing mine lad
>>77043783
irn bru is bright orange and this magners a less-bright but still fairly bright orange
indistinguishable from irn bru in a bottle unless you're some sort of irn bru expert, or there was a bottle of actual irn bru right next to it
make racists afraid again
>>77043815
hello, I see you're exercising you're right to free speech and expression. I don't particularly condone your actions but I respect your opinions and ask you respect mine.
Have a nice day my good man.
Make racism acceptable again
>>77043815
*knocks your cap off*
heil hitler
death to all jews
Just saw a brown person walking down the street, shouted "oi mate, what's for dinner, curry?" while giggling to myself
>>77043911
lol
>>77043862
Fair enough lad. You have a good one too.
*Goosesteps away*
>>77043889
why resort to aggression and violence?
not acceptable behaviour you fascist bigot
>>77043911
was just walking down the street and met a psychic who guessed what I was having for dinner
mental
>>77043933
reckon tiger woods plays gold with watermelon?
Want to make a funny movie where a rorke says "fuck off" to runts many times in a British accent
>>77043911
@metpoliceuk have you seen this hate crime?
>>77043911
ah yes, the tolerant right
>>77043957
hello sanjeev
>>77043968
sounds like it'd be cheap to make since you'd only need one actor and a mirror
graduation lads
lads do they ever reshape the crown? surely it can't fit all those noggins perfectly
>>77044013
they reshape the noggins
>>77043815
*encircles you*
The so-called French electorate
>>77044013
all monarchs of england have the exact same cranial volume
>>77043995
fuck off arrogant student
just smashed a right winger round the back of the head with a brick for having the wrong opinions
hate people who preach hate
>>77044026
such a cunt, no wonder all the NRx twats are warming to him
>tfw you nearly cum inside an asian girl
>>77044026
Macron's policies are simply too intelligent for brainlets
The gf
>>77044071
a feeling you've never and never will feel
>>77043879
Make 'tatoes south american again.
>>77044074
state of that tattoo
>>77044070
Half of Melenchon's voter base went to Macron LOL
giz a hand lands
>>77044074
Silly bitch could have at least taken her wedding ring off before posing for a selfie on tinder
>>77044114
*slices the bags open*
>>77044026
WTF smart rich people are voting for a politician i dislike?? What a bloody outrage!!
Macron, more like Macaroni
>>77043995
>9 THOUSAND POUNDS
+
>6.1% INTEREST FROM DAY NUMBER ONE
/r/LabourUK on the 'ddit is unironically full of Blairites
love being a NEET,
coming back from the GYM, posh breakfast in hand, realising I have the whole day to hone my craft
>>77044176
what craft is that, shitposting and wanking
>>77042804
>He doesn't know about the Jeresy sheikh
Newfag
>>77044095
Yeah I have. I pulled out and came on her leg
>>77044150
love being a radical globalist
>>77044194
why and which leg , also what time did your mum wake you up for school?
live throwing crusty turds at pakis
>>77044220
Because I didnt want to cum inside her. She woke me up
do I buy cheap cigs and save some money or buy nice tasting expensive cigs
GET THE BENNIES IN
OI OI
GET THE BENNIES IN
OI OI
>>77042247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUjKMpjItw
>>77043805
this man?>>77044192
>>77044249
the latter
how do i stop hating myself?
>French president Emmanuel Macron has declared he will govern France like Jupiter, the Roman king of the gods, shortly after officials told the media his thought process was “too complex” for journalists to understand.
>Summoning over 900 politicians from both houses of the French parliament to a rare Congress at the palace of Louis XIV – the ‘Sun King’ – in Versailles, he threatened to overrule lawmakers with a referendum if they try to frustrate the “reforms” he wishes to impose on the legislature. Such assemblies are usually reserved for times of national crisis.
>Reuters reports him as saying he desires to reign as a “Jupiterian” president – “a remote, dignified figure, like the Roman god of gods, who weighs his rare pronouncements carefully”.
address me as 'your majesty' when replying
ONE VISION
ONE PURPOSE
PEACE THROUGH POWER
>>77044313
>google it
>Uploaded by The Alex Jones Channel
>>77044313
jesus fucking christ. the frogs are fucked with him at the helm
>>77044190
um smoking weed and playing video games too sweaty x
anyone have that tinder profile of the ginger amazonian NEET
>tfw my gimmick is so complex and sophisticated that no-one has commented on it yet despite me doing it for 2 days
*goes to America*
*Collects rainwater*
*puts it in front of American posters' houses*
*leaves*
I forgot relevant links
>>77044433
>>77022121
>>77023723
>>77023781
>>77024398
>>77044313
Big fan
leftism is a mental disease
*sqaeuls*
https://twitter.com/quixotistic/status/884462611311546369
GIGGLESQUEEE ^_^
>>77044488
love her tweets tbqh
>>77044540
>her
Why are you saddos obsessed with ugly communist girls?
>>77044527
hahaha
>>77044567
keep seeing her face pop-up on the right wing parts of twitter
I rate not this bird called "John".
one of you fucking SPACKERS make a new thread before I go ballistic
>>77044642
it's not 310 yet you cunt
>>77044642
>@303 posts