/cum/

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]not letting you post this

REALLY fucking tired of this dane (canuck) shitting up threads

>>77033938
Why do you continue to post after being exposed as a bisexual from Sudbury, Ontario whom lost his job at Tim Horton's and can't pay off his credit card debt

love cock lol

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Cara is cute

>>77033972
>unironically believing in what the amerilard says

*shakes head*

>>77033999
On closer inspection of her face I can safely say "no" to this

>>77034012
Hey ravioli

>>77034024
hey conway. whats up bud

If I ever become an astronaut I will say aeiou and john madden a lot while in space

>>77034038
https://youtu.be/nzKWbpSNkmk

>>77034033
At my grandparents' house

proper thread

>>77034046
>>77034046
>>77034046

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*dabs*

>>77034065
sounds like a fun night

>>77034091
It's nice. I had a steak

won't post in the other thread because I don't like Huntsvill anon

>>77034113
won't post in other thread because i don't give a shit about OPs and neither should anyone else

not even going to respond to the dumb finn insulting me in the other thread

>>77034107
nice. i'm having salmon for din din
but i'd rather be slammin some salmon if ya know what i mean

What are you eating tonight brevs

>>77034155
lel

>>77034113
I don't like him either but I hate the dane too so I'll post in both until one gets JANNY'd

>>77034158
ate some steaks and potatoes
simple as

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>>77034158
Leftovers.

>>77034158
either tomato pasta + meatballs or fettucini alfredo
both Trader Joe's frozen foods

:^(

>>77034158
eggo waffles with peanut butter

would unironically obliterate a danes pucci

>>77034186
Maybe be more likable and you can turn that frown upside down

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>>77034123
you should be actively be mean to the 'dane' in all ways possible

dont worry i saged in this thread

DUDE LOL

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>>77034204
What would you do to this?

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suck my dick binland

>>77034250
Looks like a hipster faggot

>>77034222
doesn't matter that much to me

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>being likable

>>77034250
unironically bully

>>77034227
will u play TBC with me

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>>77034176

>>77034263
You are way too high strung my dude. Take things less serious. Grab a drink, lite up a joint nd chill out a minute

>>77034263
then why post the frowny face?

I've only browsed this general for a few weeks, but how can you guys tell which american poster is which?

>>77034268
>TBC
the burning crusader?


>>77034298
reddit flags

>>77034298
i have an innate sense within me to immediately pick up on every poster's style

>>77034298
we're all friends on discord

>>77034296
most of the time when i post, i'm drinking

>>77034297
the meme nose means i'm being facetious

>>77034333
stop drinking then. It's bad for you

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i got cracken.

i was going to get honey jack but then i realized it costs more and has less alcohol.

im a man now! who /drunkposting/ here?

>>77034331
too many anime-dumpsters on the discord

>>77034348
i'll stop when i have something better to do (end of this week)

>>77034354
i haven't drunkposted in awhile because then it gets bad

>>77034354
good choice bud
might have a few beers after dinner

sorrysorry, i didn't mean to imply im drunk already, i just got back.

>>77034373
bad means good, yes?

>>77034354
Tell me, what mental disease could be more embarrassing than avoidant or depression?

just bought a pass because i really fucking hate captchas and have dealt with them for far too long

>>77034395
bad means posting about how white i am or just shitposting in general

>>77034408
gook moot just sold all your info bud

>>77034421
wtf

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>>77034408
i hope you were using the old text based captchas, and didn't waste money because you thought you had to use the new captcha

>>77034435
it's called suckering some suckers

>>77034408
sad

>>77034447
i thought japs were anime

small people live longer and consume less resources

>>77034454
that's part of the suckering sucker

>>77034464
you're not even that short

>>77034354
acidposting is pretty fun, not at the peak, but like the last 1/3rd of the trip

>>77034464
irrelevant; when we colonize mars, luna, the jupiter system, some asteroids in the belt, we will have families that will grow in low gravity, which will make them much more taller than earthers
so you'll have to adapt nutrition and space anyways

>>77034491
just shitposting and yes i am quite short

>>77034502
You're 5'6, right?

That's not so bad.

>>77034494
kinda want to try acid at least once

>>77034442
i've used both for a long time and did have as much trouble with text as the images

>>77034502
manlet race on pace

>thrift store closes at 8
>time is 7:45
>get to store at 7:50
>black dude shuts door in my face and some old ladies face
>point out that its 7:50 not 8
>he just turns around

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>77034527
It's really worth it. It's a fucking ordeal, though. It lasts a good 12 hours and it's pretty hard to sleep afterwards. You need to set aside a whole day for the trip.

>>77034527
only thing i'm willing to do is weed and booze

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told my roommate ive never done opiates so he gave me a couple percocets

took them over an hour ago and all they did was make me sleepy

Can an anon buy a 4chan pass anonymously?

>>77034570
dont do pills anon

>>77034570
your roomate was bamboozled

>>77034561
nothin wrong with weed and whisky my nibba

>>77034570
20mg is a good dose for most people, but I've seen people need up to 30. Depends on the person. That's mostly what opiate do, though. You just feel really warm and content and sleepy.

>>77033972
>>77034580

>>77034577
i don't think so. i think the pass is tied to an IP or device

>>77034577
you can use bitcoin

>>77034570
don't do opioids man. srsly. scores have died going down that path

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>>77034570
don't go down that path

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>>77034599
this

AMERICA IS THE GREATEST
WE WILL NEVER FALL

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>yfw you realize hiroshima knows your IP address

>>77034585
>>77034612
maybe im alone but i just dont understand the appeal of them. like if i wanted to be sleepy id take some melatonin or someshit

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Who am I? Where am I going?

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my gf is a good cook

>>77034672
you're supposed to drink with them dumbass

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>>77034664
god bless

think i'd have an easier time feeling sorry for trump's two eldest sons if they weren't ugly as sin

>>77034715

The whole family is good looking don't know what your going on about

>>77034715
same but with trannies in general

>>77034715
why do you need to feel sorry for them?

>>77034715
>you will never be trump's son

I just want a real dad

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>>77034737
what did he mean by this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rh1dhur4aI

lmao fuck trump

>>77034715
>>77034748
This. They are incredibly wealthy. They can stop working tomorrow and live anywhere in anyway they wanted

and FUCK white people!

>>77033972
Golden lmao

>>77034792
talk shit, get hit

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so.... what happened to the other thread?
weren't you supposed to be posting there?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY

>>77034838
this

thinking about going to In n Out burger

>which thread use do I?

>>77034846
OCD? Alcoholism? Delayed ejaculation? Gender dysphoria?
can we narrow it down at least?

>>77034941
youngest one always

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>>77034941
oh forgot to add:
Idiot

>>77034001
>amerilard

hang yourself

>>77034846
Selective mutism?

>>77034846
why was this deleted?

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>>77034948
wow, that's a good guess! it would make a lot of sense too, but no.

no to the others too also. i've never kissed a girl so delayed ejaculation hasn't been a concern as of yet. are you the same toronto that wants me to visit him?

>>77035038
sry sry, i meant to reply to >>77034998

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>>77035038
i'd visit u and buy u lunch desu
i dont know u at all but u seem super nice and fun

>>77035074
what a nice post

>>77035038
yeah. We're buddies right? You can tell me anything

agoraphobia? panic disorder? At least tell me if I'm getting warmer

>one chance at life
>live in Hick town with nothing to do

JUST

we're all friends here ryan just tell us

>>77035100
buy a shotgun and shoot skeet or trap.

why are people under the impression that you have to live in a city to have fun?

Here is my psychoanalysis of cum

Leaf posters:
>nice, polite, constructive posts

American posters:
>aggressive, tells people to kill themselves when threatened

Mexican posters:
>nonexistant

Euro posters:
>mostly gay, not a surprise

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA

>>77035125

kys

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>one shot at life
>have no gf

>>77035125
>American posters:
>>aggressive, tells people to kill themselves when threatened
all me

>>77035141
that can change TODAY

>>77035118
Because that's where everything fun is

>>77035125
i disagree

>>77035158
if you were in the city right now. what would you be doing?
i guess: posting on /cum/

>>77035148
not much time left in this day

*sharts*

>>77035189
then perhaps TOMORROW

>>77035162
go kys

>>77035185
Making $$$ and partying 3 times a week

*watches anime*

>>77035205
end your life

>>77035234
stop that

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>>77035205

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>>77035089
thanks friend
i hope u have a nice evening

>>77035242

just try and stop me

>>77035212
what am i supposed to do
>hello stranger woman, want to come back to my parents' house btw you drive because i have no license

>>77035245
what's the implication of this?

>>77035245
>that shitty french was ryan
holy shit i couldn't see the extra flags when i was on vacation but you need to step it up ryan

>>77035217
nvm

>>77035233
i mean specifically. what would you be doing, or are you operating under the impression that you can just do anything in the city?

>>77035262
>hello stranger woman would you like to have a drink with me at (some time)

>>77035270
it wasn't it was a different poster.

>>77035295
not old enough to drink

>>77035296
please resbond >>77035092

>>77035296
je te pardonne

>>77035281
>Would buy clothes from a boutique fashion store
>Would get an important job making $70k+
>Could actually make friends who arent rednecks or shitskins

>>77035311
then just coffee

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>>77033938
Denmark is CIA, I can't unlearn this.

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little brother (14) called earlier and told me he's gay

wasn't a huge surprise 2bh but i'm glad he finally grew a pair and told somebody

>>77035335
WHAT JOB?
you can get those clothes on the internet or in a day trip.
not a thing to do
face it, bud. you're a city dreamer and that's it. you don't know anything about cities

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I love lolis! Do you love lolis??

>>77035335
>who arent shitskins
you have a funny idea of cities

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>>77035362

>>77035382
please reevaluate your life

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>>77035382
Legally I am required to say no

>>77035382
*puts you on a watch list*

>>77035382

[USER WAS ARRESTED FOR THIS POST]

>>77035410
dang they really got u by the balls over there don't they

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>>77035382
:3

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>German tourist walks up to me while I'm working
>Just keeps saying Coffee over and over
>Tell him where the nearest coffeeshop is
>Calls me useless and walks off

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who /dip/ here?

>>77035435
disgusting

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college girls are where it's at.

they're so cute omg lol...

>>77035435
disgusting. i vape my nicotine

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>Germans visiting cornville, USA

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>>77035410
It's okay! Nobody going to know!

>>77035417
>>77035408
Nothing wrong with lolis!

>>77035432
Those are boys

>>77035434
>friend learns german fluently
>germans that he meets start opening up to him more
>one asks him "you know your country is controlled by the jews right?"

>>77035434
should have made him a cup of joe

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>>77035456
>>77035448
fags

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Ryan is ignoring me

>>77035435

enjoy your mouth cancer and smelly drain pipes, fag

>>77035477
>im a fag because i don't want holes in my cheek
have fun with that cancer friend :^)

>>77035435
why do you dip?
what kind of sensation does it give you?

>>77035461
uhhmm, which anon are you again?

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>>77035457
Whoa

>>77035474
Ebin

>>77035475
I would've but he just stomped off after I told him where to get some

btw is denmark mexican? i didn't understand what i was supposed to do with that filename you gave me. but there's mexico flags at the bottom.

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/54665.jpg/page/2/

>>77035483
is he not going to visit you?

I am a White

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What is your favorite fruit /cum/?

I like cherries 2bh

>>77035516

t. Jose Vasquez jesus de santa maria Gonzales

just want everyone to know that i'm a worthless piece of shit and i hate myself

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>>77035499
head buzz, mental clarity.

>>77035494
stfu, cuckboi

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>>77035509
ftfy

>>77035538
k

>>77035537
But that's your name

>People sunk everything they had into crypto
funny

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>>77035501
Who knows, I could be the nigger or I could be some random lolicon

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my uncle said he could get me a job selling cars at his Toyota dealership but i have no idea how to make people buy things

how do i into sales buds?

>>77035550

I have no hispanic heritage whatsoever, my CHIcano friend

>>77035515
no and he won't even tell me what his mental illness is

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>>77035542

>>77035553
watch youtube videos and practice on your friends, much like everything else

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>>77035534
Dragonfruit

>>77035141
>>one shot at life
>one shot
that's what americans receive, right?
:::^^^^))))

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YO!

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>>77035564
>I have no hispanic heritage whatsoever, my CHIcano friend

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>Moot

>>77035585
ur a weeb

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>>77035534
I like pears

>>77035566
he has autism. Why dont you just meet at his grandmas? wtf

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>>77035552
I knew it was you, this explains why you like asian women.

never heard the phrase "CHI" or "chicano" 'till i came here

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Post ur poker face

>>77035611
Surprising

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I wonder what percent of anime posters actually watch anime.

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>>77035618

>>77035591
Who the fuck is that, some tripcode faggot?

>7-10-2017
>710 2 017

No wonder it's such a bad day, there's bad juju in the air

never watched anime

>>77035625
Exactly 45%

>>77035628
He's my dad

>>77035611
come to think of it, i haven't had a single mexican peer since i left highschool

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>>77035618

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>never watched anime

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>>77035618

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phoebie was so attractive in season 1

DRAGON DRAGON ROCK THE DRAGON

>>77035632
Niggergram meme

Haven't watched anime since 2015

>watching friends

what are you, a girl?

>>77035639
[citation needed]

>>77035652
Is that Seinfeld?

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>Haven't watched anime since 2015

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>>77035625
I watched like 90% of Initial D and the Final Stage was so cancer it made me angry

Besides that like four episodes of Jojo

>>77035665
friends is kino

>he didn't grow up watching friends

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tried being myself

didn't wirk

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>>77035641
You're in high school again

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avoidant and autism are opposites dumb burg

>>77035676
Just stating the facts. That was when I watched Nichijou

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>>77035661

>not watching the logical conclusion to anime
>not watching space patrol luluco
>not watching flip flappers
>not watching gabriel dropout
>not watching erased

ISHYGDDT

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>just be yourself bro

>>77035683
try being yourself, but also in shape

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Friday was the greatest day of my life.

I have nothing to look forward to.

i watch a decent amount of anime but i don't post it very often

>>77035709
I'm in shape

can a shrink help my social anxiety or do i have to git gud on my own

seriously can hardly control myself around people

Friends was for plebs who didnt understand the humor of Seinfeld, or as previously stated, girls

>>77035711
what happened?

>>77035719
both will work if you try to make it work

>>77035744
>what happened?
made a really funny post

>>77035736
y not both you contrarian shit

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gonna watch Jeopardy

>>77035762

because Im not a girl

>>77035762
>>>/v/ pseud

have never seen an episode of friends

have seen maybe 15 episodes of seinfeld but i found it a pleasant experience

the only TV shows worth your time are Frasier and The Big Bang Theory

Anyone else looking at Amazon prime day?

Any sweet deals? It all looks like garbage right now desu

I enjoyed Parks and Rec

King of the hill is hands down the best sitcom ever created, animated or IRL

>>77035719
Some meds can help. Neurontin and buspar actually help quite a bit. It's never gonna go away, though. You just learn to take the pain eventually.

t. chronic anxiety ridden intrusive thought having neurotic

No TV is worth your time

>>77034012
fuck that deer is cool, he just needs to be holding a gun

/cum/ isn't worth your time

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>I enjoyed Parks and Rec

Anime isn't worth your time.

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>tfw juicy sweet boys

I've never browsed reddit either

parks n rec was pretty good
last season was utter shit though

>>77035876
i don't believe this

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>tfw friend doesn't like King of the Hill or Malcolm In the Middle because there aren't any laugh tracks

My favorite TV shows are HBO's Eastbound and Down, HBO's Rome, and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

>>77035808
i liked it but i dont think i'll make a point to watch a sitcom from almost 30 years ago

most of the famous ones anyway

>>77035832
watched it to have something to try to talk to normies about, did not enjoy it

>>77035833
its overrated

i hate all of you
i'm gonna kill you one day

>>77035782
I've seen a lot of Seinfeld and Frasier purely from watching reruns. Seinfeld is on TBS when I eat dinner and Frasier used to come on TV Land when I went to bed.

The Sopranos is the only TV show worth watching desu

>>77035914
never seen Frasier

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>frasier

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>its overrated

sometimes you run into people that would make the perfect characters in some psychedelic hunter-thompson-esque gonzo story

>guy that looked like a king dwarf
>ragged as shit
>behind him trails a drunken double leg amputee in a motorized wheelchair that looks like a closet from a hoarders home
>"come on old head" says the king midget, holding the door open for his amputee friend
>"don't old head me" softly mutters the man in a russian accent

they were some fucking characters i tell you hwhat. I wish I was a good writer so I could make a story about them

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>its overrated

>>77035891
It's the absolute truth

>>77035903
sunny is p good

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is she, dare I say it, /our gal/?

The only thing I watch on tv is sports and family feud.

King of the Hill is a great show and if you don't think so you've just got bad taste

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me

Ive never even seen something creative or artistic

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>>77035942
hunter s. thompson
what a hero

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>>77035963

>he cant juggle KotH and sports

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>King of the snore

No thanks....

>>77035832
every post-Office NBC comedy has been mediocre at best

prove me wrong

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had another dream about nuclear war

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>>77035976

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>>77035984
how about... this!?!?!

>>77036006
I can't really prove something that just comes down to personal taste wrong

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my life

hey guys

>>77036048
shut up, christ your voice is annoying

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Can't we all agree early 90s snl was some of the best material to date.

my super power would be to be able to turn into a cloud of vapor and just chill in the air and watch people

>>77036048
sup nigga

SNL has gotten tamer nowadays it's surprising

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im 22 and my mom spies on my debit card transactions

I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Last night i had a dream I was walking my neighbor's dog and i came across a kid who had fallen off his bike. He has been wearing a helmet but it didn't matter, the helmet and half his skull had shattered. Paramedics and his family were there but it was obvious the kid was dead. I just had to keep the dog from eating the chunks on his head that were scattered across the cul-de-sac.

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>>77036096
how do i check this?

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>TFW no drivers license because scared of driving instructor being mean to me

When did you get your drivers license in your country?

>>77036118
dunno im guessing she set it up way earlier
shes giving me shit over a purchase i made recently, thus revealing herself
i confronted her about it and she just changed the topic and spammed me with pics of my cat

>>77036127
18

>>77036096
I got caught smoking pot a few times when I was like 18-19 and my parents would search my room and find fleshlights and buttplugs, so they gave up caring eventually because they didn't want to find gross things anymore. Completely unintentional, but it worked.

>>77036091
>tamer nowadays it's surprising
>make a joke about race, gender, homos, muslims, women etc. and get shit on
They can only make fun of archetypal Whitey

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>A comedian will never shit on the Clinton's as much as Norm McDonald did on SNL

>>77036127

right before I turned 17

>>77036127
My grandfather was my driving instructor and I got it when I was 16

>>77036096
surely you set up your account on your own, if so this is illegal

>>77036096
>>77036118
Why would your parents have access to your debit card? Furthermore why do you still live with them at 22

>>77036127
18 or 19

>>77036175
i dont live with them
>>77036173
i think we set it up jointly when i was like 13 or something
idk, time for anew one me thinks

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>why do you still live with them at 22