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proper not-an-autist edition
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thank you
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>>77034046
arent we all just a bit autistic?
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>>77034069
you're welcome, funland
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>>77034090
very much
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>>77034090
no 'denmark' is the most autistic person ive seen in a while
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Having to resist making quips at Pennsylvania's expense now that we've made a truce
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>>77034110
told you not to reply to me anymore
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BAMP
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thread wars was a mistake
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>>77033566
idk they werhaboo canadian with the swiss proxy claimed it was cana-chan and I thought the Sudbury guy posted pics of himself and he was more muscular, but maybe there are more than one Sudbury and that was a very long time ago

either way, he is talking to himself and has been at it for at least a year now

I remember cana-chan posting about being in a mental hospital a few times so it makes sense
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>the Liberals are calling the Red Ensign a disgusting, racist symbol of hate, and white supremacy

RRREEEEEEEEE, FUCK OFF REVISIONISTS!
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>>77035032
Shut up racist.
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STOP BUMPING THE THREAD YOU STUPID BINN
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>>77035032
Are they seriously? How can they, on one hand, say we've got close historical ties and a family-like relationship with Britain, then call a flag celebrating said relationship a racist hate symbol?

It's fucking bonkers.
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>>77035032
Are you joking? What? Why? And how?
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someone ITT smells really really good and I cant control myself any longer
im going to start jerking off
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>>77036026
>>77036034
Apparently some white guys (a few of whom are actually racist) disagreed with native protesters and were flying the flag, so now it's horribly racist.

Just Google "Red Ensign racism" or some such and you'll get a few articles from the past couple of days. NatPo is the worst one.
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>>77036142
That thing with those Yanks and military guys?
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>>77036142
It was the Conservative government under Diefenbaker that fought to keep the red ensign rather than adopt the multicultural representative maple leaf. Therefore the red ensign equals Tories and Conservatism equals racism
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>>77036142
A shame, a few guys can turn a flag as harmless as that into something that's viewed as racist. Same thing happens with England's St George cross flag, if you see it fly, you usually associate with the poor and racist sadly.
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why are volleyball girls so attractive?
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>>77036322
because they're fit and outgoing.
successful people look attractive for some reason
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I dont like anime anymore
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gotta go to sleep lads.
It's waay too late. 4 in the morning. see ya
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>77036247
Most of them look like kids tbqhwy Urkel
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*posts a thot*
*does a shot*
*im a poet*
*didn't know it*
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>>77036335
you're moving up in life
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>>77036342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Tw_h0sJos
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>>77036359
glad you like this babe
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>K-pop
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Need somebody to sit on my face ASAP desu
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>fell for the get /fit/ meme
>fell off my bike going down a hill and smashed into a wooden fence
>my head and knee took the impact
>knee turning purple and swelling up, all oozy from the skin being scraped off

ENOUGH
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where to move for no niggers
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>>77036390

learn how to ride correctly, nerd
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>>77036390
>fell off my bike
how old are you, 5?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mym0EFKM8
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>>77036370
light skined girls with brown hair and brown eyes are so cute.

they're cuet annd innocint.
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>>77036363
>no ass
>fake tits
Proving my point desu
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>>77036391
me on right
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>>77036396
asia
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>>77036396
China.
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>nobody said goodnight
o-ok...
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Guys, what should kind of prank should I pull on my sister? (nothing lewd)
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>>77036396
>Chimpout strength fades after 3 seconds of mace
Inderesding
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>>77036417
i lyk dark hair and eyes a lot
skin can go from pale to brown tho
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>>77036443
night bud

sorry must've missed it
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>>77036445
Cum on her feet
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>>77036443
Good night babe.
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>>77036443
nn
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>>77036445
pantsu raid
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>>77036409
I mountain bike and fall a lot, that's why I wear a helmet like a good boy
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>>77036445
set her phone background to a picture of your butt
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>>77036424
>>77036438
Try again
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just remembered I have a burrito left over in the fridge
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>>77036447
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>>77036438
okay I'll go there to be with my waifu
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KotH is average at best.

After about 2004 or 2005 it became pure garbage.
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Can we go back to a time without anime? How old were you when you first started watching chinese cartoons?

For me it must've been a year ago when I was 17, before that I was autistic with vidya
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late reply, but I am coming to the conclusion you should either live in a city or a rural area, or even a suburb with rail access to the city, but never a commuter suburb
>>77035372
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tfw no gf
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a swedish girl my friend knows is unironically obsessed with colored people
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>>77036494
Probably 13
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>>77036494
16, I started with K-ON like a real nigga
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to be honest i liked the honey jack more.

its sweet.
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>>77036475
lmao

>>77036495
thoughtful. the city i live in isn't big enough or congested enough to have terrible commuter traffic yet, and we're a big tech center so there's that option
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clackmyass coming in strong with another pleb opinion
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>>77036471
Taiwan.
Actually I've seen blacks in Taiwan when me and my sister went back there a few years ago. They were walking in front of us and I turned to my sister and went "look at these niggers" in mandarin but she told me that they probably understood that.
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>>77036514
sry white boi but we are just too fly
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>>77036533
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>>77036495
rail transport is actual garbage

advocated by the same idiots that think bikes with only 1 gear are worth owning outside of being obsolete gimmicks to flex on the other baristas with
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Fist of Flames isn't as bad a poster as he used to be
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>>77036515
imagine being fat or black
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>>77036515
lol
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>K-on
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/vcum/ when
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>>77036515
we need to nuke america and start over
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Imagine being not white
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>>77036494
I did in 1st grade or something
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i consider asians white
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>>77036514
>personally know only 1 swede in my life
>Thor looking mega-Chad slaying puss of all colours
I guess they make the manly ones leave so minorities and women feel more comfortable
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>>77036578
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Gonna impregnate some boys
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>>77036551
sort of an aside to what I'm saying though

just don't live in the commuter burbs.

>>77036581
aren't you not white tho
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it's Beer-o-clock, buds
me thinks clackamas is a provocateur

>>77036549
not very funny. don't reply to me anymore

>>77036581
refuse
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Imagine being a CHI
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how do i make a name for myself in this general
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>>77036601
Only half not-white so I'm basically white and also I look white
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>>77036613

get redditflags and be obnoxious apparently
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>>77036589
Their brown pussy proves otherwise
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I wish I were black
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>>77036600
Storytime when you get back.
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>>77036613
use your pass
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>>77036601
suburbs are boring but they're full of hot moms
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>Only half not-white so I'm basically white
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I used the same piss bottle for three years straight, starting when I was 15. I kept it hidden under my bed, and in my drawer I kept all of my vices; Weed, valium, and antidepressants

All most every night I smoked weed and it took me two years to realize I was a drug addict

When did you realize you were a drug addict?
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>>77036142
NatPo said it comes from a time when the country was largely white, which it still is (76.7%), and also the maple leaf flag was meant to incorporate other whites, the quebecois. This shit is revisionism.
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>>77036634
this
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>>77036613
like this

Facts about The Californian Poster:
He has a lisp.
He bares a striking resemblance to this image.
He has freakish proportions.
He smokes cigarettes.
He studies wires.
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>>77036651
hey...
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>>77036589
eeeeeekkkkkkkk
shhhhhzzzzzzzz
eeeeeeeeerrrrrrr
hssssssssssssuuu
mmmuuuuuhhhh

>>77036618
hey man it's whatever you want
you id as white, quebec ids as quebec, I id as whatever side is most convenient at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unJEfJ4gOq8
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>>77036631
Urkel told me it's not that good to be black
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>>77036627
wtf is he dead?
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my race is dying
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>>77036589
and who might this adorable baby doll be? this little sweet apple biscuit sugar plum sweet pea honey darling
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>giving gook moot your shekels
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>>77036673
amanatsu yuzu
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>>77036668
thank god for that
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>>77036668
We need to work harder to out-price the blacks and commies out of the greater Richmond area
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>>77036637
yes
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>>77036668
https://youtu.be/0RPCjsCXaKU
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I know a mulatto and all he does is try and fight with everyone he thinks is weak
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facts about the oregon poster:

dresses like a hipster
writes screenplays at Peets coffees
yells at old ladies as they cross the street
Wears shirts praising Communism
hates america
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>>77036663
I'm only CHI when I have to deal with those "fuck wypipo" types
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>>77036676
>americans
>handling banter
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BOODLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77036704
I noticed he quickly backs down when New Mex gets on his case, but he harks on me even when I'm nice. So he's one of those asshats that only recognizes strength or some bs like that?
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stop slouching right NOW
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>>77036707
which one
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facts about Placer

he is gay
he smells
he has no gf
he has no sense of fashion
he does the virgin walk
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Give some facts about me
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>>77036728
OH FUCK BACK THE FUCK UP DID NOT READ RIGHT HOPEFULLY HE IS NOT HERE TO SEE THIS

>>77036737
make ME
HERNIA! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!

>>77036715
why
doesn't that make you want to ID more as white
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>>77036737
no

It's beertime and I do what I want during beertime
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>>77036742

only that 3rd line is true
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>>77036646
when I started smoking crack was a pretty clear sign
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*sharts*
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>>77036748
No I don't want to have to deal with some people giving me shit for being white
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I have a question?

Why do anime characters have such weird hair colors
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Updated
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>>77036692
i went and walked around cary street today because i wanted to listen to people's conversations to compare them to writing and I saw exactly two men dressed in what seemed to be women's clothing and two women with brightly dyed hair

i also saw a frail old woman with a Subaru that had a #TheResistance sticker on it

its white suicide out there

none of my recording got clear audio so it was pretty much a waste anyway
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>>77036772
because you're gay
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>>77036707
honestly the most srs insult for oregon posters is calling them a criddler. they are a variant of homeless people who are tweakers that relieve themselves on sidewalks, build camps of garbage and throw trash/threaten people, and leave used needles all over. they are a huge problem in that state

I would never call them that tho because I love the oregon posters. may I have the chance to call them my neighbors one day
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>>77036775

I DO NOT STUDY WIRES
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>>77036765

defenestrate yourself
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Once went up to the Short North and saw the most obviously gay man I've seen in my life
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facts about the west coast posters:

Not Anglos.
Can't play stringed instruments.
Researched about moving to Canada.
/thinspo/
Have adverse reactions to medication.
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Eh bud, you're a fuckin goof
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>>77036775
What's mine?
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>>77036782
Really sad, my dad used to live near there so I grew up hanging out in Carytown

I mean it's always been full of art students and rich housewives maintaining failing businesses with their husbands money but this new breed is particularly obnoxious

Bev used to give me free icecream if she was working
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>>77036702
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>>77036785
Never seen any of that. Not even in downtown Portland or Old Town Chinatown.
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>>77036815

I can play a guitar just fine
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>>77036815
reverse of all of these actually
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Obviously you can tell when a guy is gay just by looking at him

After all you think about cocks all day
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>>77036815
I must confess:
The allure of French culture had me interested in Quebec for a while. What I wouldn't do to live an enchanted life with a girl like Amelie
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>>77036818
I feel like he only keeps one on California poster
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fun fact: the only tranny i've ever seen in person i saw at a gun show.
checkmate hoplophobes
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>>77036815
West coast here

I'm Danish.
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>>77036775
oh do me do me do me!

...pleaseee Lane friend :3
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>>77036815
I play piano.
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I used to play violin but found it boring so now I focus on the saxophone
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>>77036817
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>>77036840
Not true
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I'm 21 y/o and my mom still buys my clothes
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gn /cum/
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>>77036818

>gay
>worships corn
>a moor/not white
>very jealous of california, feels the need to mention any time he sees a CA tourist
>gay
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>>77036873
Show the others (meaning show mine if you have one)
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>>77036832
shit man, rly? the vibe from the subreddit was that they were everywhere, harassing everyone and building up a GTA-tier garage of stolen cars

>>77036847
oh shit was it yankee marshal lol
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>>77036877
night bud
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has anyone ever considered living in a shed in your parents' backyard
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>>77036877
kek whoops wrong one
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>>77036815
All wrong
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>>77036881
>Jealous of California
What makes you think this?

I've been there, it sucks
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>tfw I will never go grocery shopping with my mom as a kid again
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>>77036877
night windbag
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>>77036868
>>77036817
STOP appropriating my culture you yankee doodle bastards.
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Never been further West than Kansas City
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>>77036916
did they have the car carts for kids there?
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never been further west than Alaska
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>>77036890
Idk, I go downtown frequently and I rarely see any of that stuff. Everyone on the subreddit is a pussy.

>"wah, some homeless guy groped me while I was jogging."
typical /r/portland post
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>the popular cumposters aren't here

gdnight
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>>77036916
i'm scared to buy veggies
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Never been further east than Boise, Idaho
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>>77036935
I-I mean if I or someone else groped you while you were jogging, you wouldn't be worried?
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Never been further east than Los Angeles.

I'm the only real west coaster here.
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>>77036930
No all i did was walk around

me and my bro would ride the shopping carts though and we would mess around a lot, i don't know why but thinking about it makes me calm
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All you new flaglets have made this place super boring
I'm taking mine off until you homos leave
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>>77036953
Why would you ever stop there?
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>>77036890
lmao

>>77036896
i hope not.

never been further west than hawaii
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really want my boipucci filled tbqh lads
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r8 the /cum/ familes
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>>77036953
Never been further west than Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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>>77036955
hehe no
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>>77036963
FACT: I'm the most interesting redditflag user at the moment
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>All you new flaglets have made this place super boring
>I'm taking mine off until you homos leave
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>>77036958
Never been off Vancouver Island's West coast.
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>>77036974
i don't know who these people are
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>>77036974

I would SEX trump and El presidente's wives

and slip trump's "daughter" my meat thermometer
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>>77036966
I was camping on the snake river and went there before leaving
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>>77036983
>interesting tripflag user
lol
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taco bell
, TASTE GOOD
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>>77036983
Are you also the pedophile Ohio poster?
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>>77036996
>I would SEX trump
confirmed homo
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>>77036983
You're not that interesting Ohio-kun
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I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING TODAY
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>>77037010
Wrong
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>>77037015
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>>77036974
>European leaders do not have children
>all our leaders have nuclear or larger families
wonder why

>>77036979
g-good

>>77036970
you watch him?
>>
>>77037008
No he doesn't post anymore
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>>77037023
Euros are gommies
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>>77037015
why did you get some bed bugs on you
>>
Whatever happened to Jalisco?
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>>77037023
>>77037044
Reminder even a Yuro cunt like Serbia has a gay woman leader
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got some starburst candies

cant tell if theyre good or not
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>>77037052

(s)he's in a better place now
>>
>>77037044
gommies are supposed to have kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-_3mf6oTi4
>>
>>77036983
>>77037020
Wrong.

>>77037023
i have, but i don't

>>77037045
I got bed bugs once after getting black-out and passing out on a friend's sofa. his obese failed abortion of a friend had been over earlier and carried his vermin with him
just another reason Obeasts should be removed
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>>77037061
>>77037061

gummies i meant to say
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>>77037062
A different website?

Good for her
>>
Don't get quite the same rush I used to with a fresh (You)
>>
>her
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>>77037052
/lat/ found her twitter a year ago but they won't share
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>Ask bf for snuggles
>He says no
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>>77037069
Jeez, what did you do to remove them? I have never had them, but I worry I'll run into highly-resistant ones, so I know quite a few strategies, like combining pesticides, or setting up dry ice traps and squashing them when they stop by
>>
>>77037090
>not knowing

>>77037092
bit rude desu

>>77037099
break up
>>
going through some depression, parents want me to go to a therapist or whatever but I won't. those kind of people don't want to help you, they're just there to tell you what you wanna hear. plus i don't wanna take even more meds that just turn me into a zombie
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>>77037107
luckily i found them that day.
i picked most of them off me and had a caustic bath.
it was none too fun. i also got chigger bites all over my lower legs. i wanted to die it was so bad
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not getting honey jack was a big mistake.

i'm not getting drunk tonight i don't like the taste. i'll get some honey tmr...
>>
I once said chigger and a black person got mad at me for it
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I like to touch girls on they legs, thighs n bums
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>>77037045
probably everything else is shit and dumb and stupid and fucking BAD today

THERE IS NO GOOD TODAY ONLY BAD

I CANT EVEN FIND A FROG PICTURE TO EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM
>>
people have told me about chiggers but I've never seen one
>>
i'm too pussy to try any whiskey other than Jack Daniel's
so expensive
>>
>>77037144
Why do you like sweet booze? It's horrible
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Girls
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>>77037138
Nice. If you had let them set up shop in your home, things woulda gone south fast. were they particularly big?

One time I stayed at this house on the New Jersey (?) coast (I didn't know the NJ coast could be extremely rural, all these people waved confederate flags despite being in NJ), and I picked up some kind of mite that kept biting me and came with me back home, so I turned my room upside down and I vacuumed everything, and it seemed to work
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>>77037184
black girls?
>>
need a gf
>>
>>77037159
ive never seen an east asian wannabe nigger, only SEAmonkeys do that shit
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>>77037149
*uses niggardly correctly in a sentence*
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CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE FUCKING BATTING CAGES BECAUSE IF I LEAVE MY GRANDMA ALONE IN MY HOUSE SHE WILL GO THROUGH ALL MY SHIT AND RUIN EVERYTHING
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>>77037197
Girls(female)
>>
wish I had a batting cage nearby
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>>77037211
Would never brave to say that word infront of a black person in fear of a chimp out
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>>77037210
You are retarded btw
>>
>>77037132
how bad is it? any specific events that turned you blue? is it just general life stress?

>>77037154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0UywAJLSMg

>>77037159
a white guy kept calling me a chigger in high school
took me a few years to finally get what he was shortening
>>
>>77037169
why do you like rum that tastes like molasses?

i like the sticky sweet aftertaste in my mouth... no cum jokes guys.
>>
wish someone would bludgeon me to death with a bat
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>>77037238
I like red wine desu
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>>77037236
why
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could really go for a gf(male) buds
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>>77037237
But they're also really small bugs that bite your legs right?
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>>77037260

pretty gay, tbqh
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Stop being sad fucks
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>>77037259
It's a bug thing in the southern USA, not chinks trying to be black lol
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>>77037262
Yeah, that's the only real use of the word
I think he used the word with his own personal meaning in mind
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INzGy3eqf7A
get to be a pallbearer for the third time this year buds

losing people left and right, need to move and start over
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>>77037237
more like this

https://youtu.be/I0gXomy5Dxw

but me telling my grandma to get out of my house

(its loud btw)
>>
Might bludgeon someone to death with a bat today, buds.
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>>77037279
just popped into the thread
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>>77037300
ISHYGDDT
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrmmHhB___s
really want to do this to girls and just pretend its a prank so they can laugh off being creeped out
its their fault that their hair smells so darn good. if they didnt want me smelling it why would it smell so good. if they didnt want to be raped then why they so sexy then.
>>
>>77037300
*raises my hand excitedly*
>>
>>77037318
Don't do this, you will end up on a watch list
>>
>>77037313
how did your hangout go?

>>77037295
lol i remember that vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=542WkUHNDC4

what happened with grandma?
>>
>>77037132
I don't know. but I just feel drained of energy and feel really dull. Also feel guilty as fuck because I can't hold down a job (personal reasons) and I dropped out of school which my parents paid for, and now i'm living back home. My parents do so much for me and I feel like shit for not being able to do something for them and the guilt is eating me away, but they love me so and keep trying to talk to me about it and i keep refusing and ask them to be alone. Now i'm popping painkillers just to get the feeling to go away
>>
>>77037340
she's living with me until her house passes inspection but she's bumfuck crazy and goes through fucking everything and tries to start drama because shes bored with her life

she woke me up at midnight to make sure a smoke detector wasn't her old neighbor trying to spy on her while she slept

i cant relax for a god damn minute and I just want her fucking gone so I can move on with my life
>>
>>77037274
only with that attitude
>>
my grandmother is horribly depressed and once threatened to kill herself if some drug company didn't give her her pills.
inb4 she's depressed because she's CHI
>>
>>77037132
treat your depression you fucking retard

having that exact mind set you have is the worst thing I've ever done in my fucking life

you're just going to feel this way until your life fucking collapses and you end up seeking help anyway. you stupid fuck
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>don't racemix because your children will be ug-

huh...
>>
My grandma was crazy and choked on a fork
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Just finished "Haiyore! Nyaruko-San" lads

Not horrible, but honestly not a very good animaymay. You can tell they tried but really, the result was just short. It was supposed to be a funny, action-focused lewd harem anime, but it really wasn't all that funny (I mean, I chuckled a couple of times, but that was pretty much the extent of it), the action was extremely predictable, the lewdness was VERY lackluster, and the "harem" part was completely missed, seeing as the """""harem""""" literally only had one (1) actual female who was actually interested in the main character. And speaking of main character, this is definitely an anime which suffers from GenericAnimeGuy Syndrome.

Overall, not recommend, except if you have nothing else to watch then I suppose it could be worth it.
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>>77037386
>>
>>77037386

THOTS
H
O
T
S
>>
>>77037184
They're very cute. I wish I could cuddle with one of them.
>>
My grandma is 95 and still works in her yard
>>
>>77037386
brb gonna go racemix
>>
>>77037386
this
i mean just look at me, i'm a product of racemixing and i turned out great
>>
>>77037386
ly
>>
>>77037360
Jeez. When will the inspection be done?

Have you tried giving her a Nintendo DS or iPad or something?

Luckily my grandparents are all shut-ins that just want to spend time with various feral animals or philosophy books

>>77037375
scared of being really old. you seem to lose who you are and just become bitter and sad
>>
>>77037386
fucking disgusting to be honest with you

and I like black girls and white girls but those things are fucking abominations
>>
>>77037382
I won't do it, they're not going to help me and only make it worse
>>
>>77037340
pretty good, i had a good time and we hung out until the wee hours of the morning. she's pretty intellectual so i spent a lot of the night talking about a myriad of subjects with her when we weren't dancing. 3 different times i left her for a bit and when i came back there was a guy hitting on her and they dispersed when i showed up
>>
>>77037402
The truth is that De Niro has weaker sperm than Eastwood
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>i mean just look at me, i'm a product of racemixing and i turned out great
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>>77037423
kys nigga
>>
Americans are white
>>
>>77037423
You're an abomination
>>
>>77037354
My dad gave me some advice: sometimes you have to go on, even if you are sick, tired, or not feeling it. Even if it sucks away at you, you have to march forward to get out of the pit you are in
>>
>>77037422
She has a tablet and that's basically the only fucking thing she does all day. It was supposed to be done monday but I guess it won't be done until wensday or thursday at the soonest.

The only fucking reason she needs to live here is because she was so stubborn that she legitimately thought she could live out in the woods when she can barely survive on her own in a fucking apartment. She had to be convinced that she can't fucking live in the woods for a year and decided to get an apartment last minute
>>
>>77037433
His wife also isn't a good looking negress
>>
>>77037433
Deniro's other son looks like him and is a self made millionaire.
>>
food i like:

>cherios
>whole milk
>honey jack
>orange pekoe tea

>>77037386
ly

acutally i like racemixing just not those girls
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>we must preserve our white genes at all costs
>>
>>77037454
False
>>
>>77037430
Alright I don't give a fuck but you're making a mistake and that whole immature attitude is so fucking typical. Have fun throwing half your life away for literally no fucking reason dumb shit
>>
>>77037188
they were very small and hard to find. i had to get one of my siblings to search my back for them.

>>77037217
why care if she goes through your things?

>>77037475
dont' post pictures of yourself if that's what you look like
>>
>>77037423
d-do you hate me

>>77037431
good to hear. you hanging out with her again?

>>77037458
do old people even like new england? thought they would all move to florida
>>
>>77037450
anyone else self inserting as the girl?
>>
>>77037475
thats a jew
>>
gonna buy an isolated mountain cabin and never talk to anyone ever again
>>
Post all the mugshots of chicanos you want my eyes are still blue
>>
>>77037483
I kind of exaggerated on my first post, what bothers me the most about it is that i'm uncomfortable in telling strangers about my problems and what's going on inside my head. i have major trust issues due to past experiences
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>>77037492
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>>77037509
Sounds comfy. Can I join you? We don't have to talk to each other if you want :)
>>
>>77037485
>why care if she goes through your things?
Because for some reason my relatives left ME a trunk of family secrets that most of my generation doesn't give a fuck about, but would cause a whole bunch of family drama if the older generation found out about it.

>>77037491
I don't hate you bud, and yeah most old people move south to florida or north carolina because they can't handle the winters here
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/new/
>>77037529
>>77037529
>>77037529
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>Post all the mugshots of chicanos you want my eyes are still blue
>>
>>77037531
>At least I have the constitution
>>
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Carlos Marcs
>tfw you will never read books while cuddling with a qt
FUCK
>>
>>77037491
>you hanging out with her again?
probably not for a bit, ive been a recluse for a while and need to start branching out again
>>
>>77037531
What is the context to this
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>>77037509
reminded me of the 10th bull
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>>77037516
Find comfort in knowing that the shrink or whoever talks to a dozen other people who are 10 times more fucked up than you on a daily basis. You have literally nothing to lose and if you treat it early you'll only have to deal with it for a relatively short time.
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>>77037526
>drama
i literally cannot fathom this. why do people care if it doesn't affect them immediately and materially?
>>
>>77037540

lol, and people here try to tell me slants arent sluts for black men
>>
>>77037559
Because they are bored with their lives and can't create their own entertainment in the fucking information era
>>
Pizza is the only good thing America made
>>
cute

texas

anons
>>
how are canadians like?
>>
>tfw i love eating meat but i fucking hate bacon and burgers
what do
>>
>>77037826
Post in the live thread por favor
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