United Dakota Edition
cum lol
officially declare this the winner
As a resident of the USA (United States of America) I shall be posting in this thread
who /eclipse/ here
>>77025288
me obv
I bought glasses for the eclipse
excited I think
at the library since its open today buds
what should i do for the next hour
hi
wish i could online RP again
not even going to respond to the insult that american gave me
>>77030030
i once went on a garry's mod RP server
was the most autistic thing ever and I just killed them because it was retarded
Unified Dakota is the least powerful race in the world.
>>77025288
>0.4
amerilewds respond
I want to go to waffle house once, but then I never want to go back to the south
>>77025288
not me
>talking to kid at camp about history
>he thinks D-Day is the biggest invasion and battle ever
>can even mention battle of ypres
>heard nothing about stalingrad till I told him
why is our education system not good
>>77030079
RP in games with small dedicated servers tend to be memes (most view it as an RPG you just progress on).
Little to no opportunity to build out your characters with paragraphs of textual RP.
consensual non-consent is always hot
remember talking about this thot this morning?
that was fun.
>>77030102
Just jump over the (non-existent) wall
>>77030185
how old?
>>77030185
Because d day is cooler
>>77030185
Kids learn ancient history (e.g pyramids and hammurabi) for one year and then US history from then on
>>77030185
saving ryan's privates
>>77030185
Godless gommies shouldn't be mention in skool
>>77030194
nah, it isn't
that's why we do non-consensual in fantasy
Any Yanks here ever been shot? What does it feel like?
>>77030306
Kinda like you live in London or Manchester innit
>>77025288
Traveling to Makanda Illinois to watch it. Meet me there and I'll buy you a beer.
*smiles maliciously at camera*
>>77030306
It feels like being shot
>>77030306
like bags of sand
I will never:
>fug a girl
>have a good job
>be happy
haha
>>77030306
I've actually never owned, fired, or seen a gun outside policemen having them or in movies
??
>>77030227
I think like 9? I don't think school covered it yet, so I don't blame him, but even then I think we learned nothing about the Eastern Front, which was the largest and most terrible. Most kids never hear about the North African front either
>>77030241
>Op Barbarossa
>Nazis launch largest land invasion in human history and storm across Eastern Europe
>Soviets get stomped in the beginning and just start spamming guys to stop total annihalation
>>77030242
heck, I don't even remember that stuff
>>77030379
sad
>>77030306
Have you forgotten already?
SHABBAWABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Was thinking of killing myself a few weeks ago
>>77030370
yea but what if a new MMO comes out within the next 10 years that consumes your life
>>77030400
I know I'm an embarrassment to the nation
>>77030379
same, except for french military walking around with rifles near the eiffel tower
>>77030400
t. redneck hillbilly biblethumper
>>77030370
Just look at adult personal ads
>>77030443
you're not missing out
shooting guns is pretty boring
>>77030370
Why would I date an oriental?
>>77030413
I'm thinking about hamburgers or steak for dinner.
>worrying about gf
>even though you have me
>>77030379
>>77030460
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
>>77030460
I fully support people being able to have Guns tho
>>77030469
I'll try to get around it someday.
>>77025288
.8 masterRace reportan
>>77025000
B
A
S
E
DAKOTA
>>77025288
Going to st. Joe Missouri to see it tbqh
dakota = gay
>>77025288
>0.9
cool
Do you lads like gravy & chips?
I'm going out to dinner with my dad and his gf and her kids. her kids are my age (around 19, early 20s) and I fucking hate them. It's this peer competition shit, I cant stand it, I'm pathetic. The daughter is a fat stupid big but the son is in the army or some shit and is fit and knows how to talk to people. Both of them know about my social autism and I catch them smirking at me sometimes.
I hate my dad's gf too
>>77030563
did i give you permission to speak?
>>77030632
well.... you don't need to go with them. You are an adult now (hope so).
>>77030632
Sounds grim, glad my parents have been married together for 20 years
>>77030632
you're old enough to avoid them
>>77025000
Honestly would not mind being groped on the bum.
zzz
>>77030632
have sex with the sister
Silly nordic me, Perú does what Perú wants and nobody can stop them
>>77030690
That makes you a gay.
>>77030206
>dem lips
>highly-neotenized face
>the bunda
real shame about all the tattoos
>>77030632
anon, channel your autism, channel it into a productive career.
do your best.
>>77030690
Too many non-/cum/ flags ITT
>>77030666
>>77030681
My dad (and his gf) is pissed at me for not getting out enough. I agree with him, but I was just in a summer calc 2 class (which I passed somehow) and haven't had time to do anything. Now this invitation to dinner happened and it would be weird to say no. I live with him is the thing. I wish I had the capacity to work and be a student at the same time, but I just fucking suck.
>>77030731
Highly accurate post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io3VpyL4RoE
kinda funny
>>77030781
what does working have to do with anything
>8th grade
>forced to watch Iron Jawed Angels in health class
>being taught about how we raped the natives and enslaved all the blacks in american history
>learning about hiroshima in english class
>one day a student just blurted out that he felt so bad for all the awful things America did
(((yes)))
>>77030763
triggered
>>77030493
they're cute
they take the math courses and they sit in the lecture halls mocking me with their cutness.
>>77030758
Grope4grope?
>>77030781
doens't matter if you work or not
You can say no.
>>77030820
I'd feel safer in New Orleans than Hamburg
>>77030840
My teacher in school taught about the beaver wars and African/Arabian slave trade
>>77030856
How is that "cute"?
>>77030836
Because I don't live on my own and he wants me to go out and do stuff.
>>77030866
I think it's too late by now. I'm just going to suffer through it. All will return to null eventually.
>>77030840
Can't even imagine how bad this is in Canadian schools now
going out for a smoke
NO GROPING
>>77030912
nonsensical post
>>77030933
Coming with you senpai.
>>77030820
what a dumb ugly bitch
>>77030944
Well you like feet so opinion discarded
>>77031008
Don't start for no reason. It's a rabbit hole.
>>77031008
nah
vape with nicotine instead
>>77031088
where do people buy vapes and nicotine?
i live in a suburb...
>>77031105
online
>>77031008
cigarettes are gross
just buy some weed instead
*BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
>>77031139
weed smells far worse than cigarette smoke
>>77031008
Well... they are relaxing but too fucking expensive and bad for your health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrG8nDDd3GE
opinion?
>>77031187
but weed feels way better than ciggies
tobacco makes me feel nautious
>>77031139
marijuana is illegal
>>77031304
i only care about computer games
>nautious
>he's a pothead
Makes you think, but not that hard.
fuck house negros
>nautious
so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIrtv1DH1IY&feature=youtu.be#t=71
>>77031317
>nautious
that's weird.. is it your first time smoking?
>>77031440
>vapes
>is autistic
white people of america - please read this
https://onbeing.org/blog/courtney-martin-the-painful-and-liberating-practice-of-facing-my-own-racism/
>>77031394
I'm a g-gud boi
Can't stop listening to dire straits
>>77031517
Didn't read this tbqh
>>77031458
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2vm-QjK2xQ
rick & morty is just dexters lab all grown up
So progressive white people frantically read the right books, proclaim adoration of the right thinkers, learn and integrate the right language, buy our kids dolls with varying skin tones, donate to organizations that fight white supremacy, etc.
But you can’t study, consume, or perform your way out of racism.
If you are white, if you’ve been socialized in the United States of America in the 21st century, you are racist. You will be racist until the day you die. There is nothing you can do to escape that fundamental fact.
Remember when you used to be a rascal
got a warning for post quality
>>77031609
rick & morty is absolute garbage
I over-ate again
at least I worked out so I hope fat would built up
>>77031609
Reddit and Morty*
>>77031629
Yea
>steal fruits from fruit stand
>shoplift for fun
>share 12 refills of coffee with friends at 2am
>trash McDonald's bathroom for no reason
don't respond to it
Beam sabers desu
terrible thread
yeah I can feel it
it's not janny it's just that all my posts are pathetic, just like me.
>>77031894
i wish gundams were real
don't say that cana
Post bunda
>>77032102
>>77032102
no thanks
>>77032116
>>77032120
Low quality replies
Could really go for a gf right about now
>>77032185
bad ass
>>77032203
he is posting in this thread
>>77032013
I wish gfs were real
>>77032217
If he's CIA are you FBI?
RIP
stickbugs can't post here
i just realized i can buy alcohol.
what should i go get? i can't drink enough beer to not remember who i am so liquor only. maybe kraken rum? it's like 47.5% alcohol by volume.
I feel like I've got something heavy weighing down on my head
I don't want to think about anything, I just want to live
Memories are for remembering, not for reminding
>doyers
President Sanders
>>77032286
Cheapest liquor by alchohol content
>>77032284
would literally deface a national monument if this happened
>>77032286
You better buy a lot of Cola to go with it
>Trump not under government investigation
>Sanders is
Really does me head in
search 54665.jpg in the archives
"denmark/cana-chan" talks to himself over proxies using the same anime pics
this is him irl >>77032185
he is officially the most autistic poster /cum/ has ever seen
>>77032286
my pic
>tfw you will never be a telivision repair man
Whys Canada so big
>>77032366
Trump is though...
Sanders isn't, but his wife is.
>>77032385
wtf, I hate Denmark now!
pic of me
Drinking a couple alcohols and watching mad men doobiehonestly
>>77032377
U
where is CIA? he predicted this yesterday and its true
>>77032411
Too big for you?
>>77032411
We're a big country
how empty must your life be that you worried about someone "supposedly" using proxies?
how empty must your life be to talk to yourself with anime pics over proxies for over a year now?
>Denmark suddenly stops acting like an anime character
CIA confirmed
>>77032377
haha what a faggot
here is the other pic of him the Canadian wehraboo posted
the worst part and sad part is that you are actually wrong.
sorry lad
I like finger banging my guns
its in the archives cana-chan
find a new hobby
>>77032411
there used to be almost nobody and no government on this continent so it was easy to just come in and claim the huge territories that are canada and USA
a girl says she wants to get drunk in your room with you.
what alcohol do you purchase?
ITT: faces of /cum/
my cat had blood on his bum
>>77032645
i really like craft beer and rum, so that.
>>77032648
my guy
>>77032645
Some pussy alco-pop, flavoured vodka drink that girls like.
>>77032654
either your cat is a fag and got buggered by another cat, or it got into a fight
>>77032626
i believe this guy
Fact: there is literally nothing wrong with Malibu rum
>>77032648
http://avatarmaker.com/
http://avatarmaker.com/
Let's see your face /cum/
>>77032687
>bending over for a girl who already wants to get smashed and get smashed
y tho?
god i wish that were me
>pop
>flavour
>>77032744
I'd want to get her intoxicated and a few sips of JD or JW isn't going to get her there.
>alco-soda
>flavor
>>77032645
30 case of some normal beer imo. Shell have to get up to pee and itll cause lots of sexual tension when she gets back
>>77032751
going to jail or getting molested ?
>>77032871
getting molested
>>77032791
i'm pretty sure a few sips of jack daniels would get a girl intoxicated
>>77032848
that's kinda cute if you think about it lol.
>>77032687
do those flavoured vodka taste like vodka+hint of fruit, or like fruit medicine? i'd feel embarassed buying it.
>>77032910
>eww this tastes gross
>*proceeds to act drunk*
Probably not even necessary that she drinks it now that I think about it
*drinks one glass of beer*
WHOOOO I'M SO DRUNK WOOOO
>>77032943
>associating with thots
that's not the kind of woman i had in mind with this thought game
>>77032924
>do those flavoured vodka taste like vodka+hint of fruit, or like fruit medicine?
Both, mostly the later though. I had a "vanilla cake" vodka once and it was absolutely disgusting how strong the flavour was.
>>77032959
>he can't get 14% beer
i get pretty buzzed after a pint of 8% myself
My "friends" are too busy to get drunk with me
lmao i get pretty buzzed after too beers if I haven't drank in a week or so...
just put some food in the oven, gonna have to wait three hours for it though
>>77033016
Post more birds
>>77032965
Some hipster gf or pure japanese girl autism?
>>77033042
stem grad student aspy girl
>>77033036
did not snap any new pics, sadly, was sick in germany for one day and too lazy on the rest
i only took one pic of a statue, not sure if you want to see that though
>>77033042
cute
https://youtu.be/_XR6dsy7ATE
Thought there was a Canadian in my toilet but turns out someone forgot to flush their shit
>>77033180
t. shitbong dabadong muhamed abdul tellyfee
Thought there was a Brit in my general but turns out someone let a bunch of pakis into the UK
>>77033206
that wasn't very funny
being a white nationalist with yellow fever is utter suffering
>>77033213
quite racist if you think about it
Why are there so many people in Pakistan
Because if there were less people it would be a groupistan
>>77033214
nationalism has nothing to do with race
>>77033214
maybe you should just kys
>>77033224
>>77033224
>>77033244
maybe you should try being a polite decent human ;) i know deep down you're a sweatheart
>>77033239
this is among the dumbest thing i've heard.
what do you think "nation" means?
>>77033279
*blushes*
f-fuck off
>>77033288
"muh civic nationalism"
>>77033288
a group of people united under one flag under god despite their race
my dick ain't racist
Went through over half of the 2825 deals for Amazon Canada Prime Day and I didn't find a single thing I wanted, let alone needed.
>>77033324
you're uninformed
>>77033327
Yet you've never fucked an aboriginal. Racist fuck.
>>77033099
Sure
>>77033352
surely their whole bodies arent as disgusting as their faces?
>>77033324
this can't go on for long
>>77033352
There's a few decent-looking abos desu
>>77033353
its edited though, prefered the vibe of less vibrant colors
>>77033375
Too many whites for civic nationalism
If you're not a communist, you should kys.
>>77033379
Show me a single one
In fact, find a single attractive native american girl who isn't part mixed/Metis
>>77033368
>>77033379
Gives us a kiss cunt
>>77033345
you're a racist brainlet who thinks certain races are inherently superior/inferior
i'm a non-bigoted master who thinks other races are ugly and xenophobia is ok
>>77033375
idk why but that white fat muslim pisses me off the most.
two behind sadiq and three to the right.
I just want to strangle his fat fucking smug face.
He's like pepe but more obnoxious.
I'm not a communist
Business idea: Throw communists out of helicopters
fuck gommies
>>77033429
>>77033437
>>77033444
kys, brainlets
*coughs*
i'm an anarcho-capitalist with neo-classical liberal ideologies and a firm understanding and belief in the ideals of libertarianism
not alt right btw
>>77033455
This partially described me in high school
why is this allowed
>>77033449
UUHHMMM
FUG CAPITALISM *TAKES SELFIE WITH IHPAN 6 SMALL BENIS EDITION*
i'm attractive in my opinion
>>77033492
I didn't even realize they were three different states until I took a closer look at the flags
jokes on you, im a diagnosed mental illness virign. also:
Kraken vs Honey Jack?
>>77033499
>>77033493
FUG FEUDALISM *eats at family table in the house protected by the king and prays for the lord's health*
>>77033493
fuck off nazi
this is a communist general now
>>77033499
prove it
>>77033509
i could but will not
>>77033508
what are you diagnosed with
>this is a communist general now
>>77033531
*disregards claims*
Where do you guys buy your fitted shirts at?
>>77032185
Isn't this the guy from Sudbury? Pretty sure he's in massive credit card debt and was almost homeless a couple months ago
>>77033563
idk what a "fitted" shirt is
>>77033563
jc penny
>>77032299
nice shop
>>77033563
i go to consignment shops or thrift stores to save money on clothes
THICC is for brainlets
who /home run derby/??
>>77033639
agreed
>>77033645
baseball a shit
football a shit
soccer a shit
basketball a shit
ice hockey only
>>77033639
>>77033661
didn't know you guys were gay
>furpuck
>didn't know you guys were ga-
*sharts*
i have a thing for women that have the portions of a loli
>>77033678
>ice soccer
>>77033718
pedophile
Honey Jack:
>makes me feel good inside when there's a sweet taste in my mouth when i'm drunk
Kraken:
>high alcohol%
What do? Need a response quick.
>>77033549
When I started seeing normal family doctors about things, they would say I "had" anxiety and depression, and such. A different doctor told me I had ADD, kinda silly in retrospect. The various pills didn't help much. Stopped going to doctors at some point because I thought they were dumb. I saw/see a therapist a bit later, they're less eager to throw diagnoseses around. I've heard my therapist use the word avoidant before, pretty well describes me, although I don't know what he writes down about me. There's also another one, but it's too embarrassing to tell you if someone doxxed me.
>>77033736
shut up james
>>77033747
he's right you know
>>77033412
wrong
>>77033704
>y̶
>>77033744
>There's also another one, but it's too embarrassing
autism?
>>77033744
>sweet alcohol
gross
>>77033744
make yourself a rum island iced tea bud
pic of me
I hate feeling inebriated but sometimes I hate it less than feeling sober
>>77033765
>-ou guys are pretty gay
Hola
>>77033818
That was a strikethrough not a dash >:(
>>77033853
Sorry honey but it looked like a dash to me :)
shut the fuck UP
>>77033821
>>77033880
that bitch is pretty ugly
Does anything truly have inherent meaning? It seems the only meaning that natters is the meaning we take away with us no matter how true it is
>>77033885
shes blind so ofc
>>77033778
that doesn't make sense
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
if you can't read social cues you wouldn't be avoidant.
>>77033901
play starcraft with me espoo
>>77033896
Embrace the absurdity of the search for inherent meaning.
>>77033924
first one or the arcade version of the second one?
i think the latency will be too high
>>77033896
no, but i perceive myself to have meaning, and no amount of nihilist whinging can change that
you can act like nothing matters all you want, that'll leave more resources and opportunities for me
>>77033934
first one
I did my part to stop the cana-chan menace. have you?
can someone else make the thread when the bump limit is hit
>>77033966
this
>>77033947
no thx sadly the latency will be too much and that game runs in 240p or something, too much hassle, we could play heroes 3 though if you want
>>77033966
will do
>>77033896
Does it fucking effectively matter
Assigned value, innate value, who cares, the value is there.
Just don't listen to relativists
nope don't
bump:^)