/cum/

*unzips dick*

superior thread

Papi

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>>77024983
First for welcome refugees to this thread

>tfw no gf

cum lol.

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I <3 British Boyz

this one is dedicated to all the ravers in the nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlRtCyr0sQ

There's 24 hours in a day, can we make it 48?

hankel the gay
hehehhehe

>>77025143

THERE HE IS, THERE HE GOES AGAIN

>>77024983
It's beatdown! time!

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not letting you post this

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>>77024983
Need Prime Minister bf desu

thoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/

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>everyone itt

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>Twiggy isn't perfe-

>>77024983
Even bandits and gopniks in russian movies and shows have shaved pits.

>Because of my social isolation i've lost the art of how people interact casually
>Even worse I'm completely aware I have done so
>Constantly second guessing when i'm trying to act normal

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Is he the mascot of /cum/?

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yuzu

did someone say they liked british boys?
:3

Cromartie high is the patricians high school delinquent anime

>>77025280
I love this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/comments/6mclor/girlfriend_creaming_on_a_big_black_cock_in_front/

I cum and shit on this retarded thread, show me a single post of vaue in here and I'll stop posting

>>77025307
and?

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>>77025339
that would be me >;3

FOB

>>77025370
see
>>77025143

>>77025374
Shame on that canadian monkey.

FOY
FOC
FOM

>>77025403
kys

>>77025436

FOL

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>>77025406
lol

>>77025377
didn't know Roaming Millennial had an emo phase

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I suffer in Manitoba

may start doing paid clinical tests

>>77025489

Looks like the bison pen in golden gate park

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The leaf's face when I slip his bison lsd

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>He never ate bison before

>>77025564

I gave your mom my bison

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zDR5jmCXOg

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>wat do

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>american murders an indangered species
>not knowing The Trudeau Liberal Act 239223 II. Section XIV. of 2017
>burger goes to prison
>burger is never allowed to eat burgers again

hmm yes

>>77025313
I can talk to people just fine for the most part but texting people is a nightmare
I can't send a single message without thoroughly thinking through how to respond, typing something up, then rereading and rewording several times before sending and even then I'm usually not entirely satisfied
Then if they don't respond back right away I start getting paranoid that I made some sort of faux pas, a critical mistake in my text message, and that they don't want to talk to me anymore because of it

>>77025369
>that comment history from the poster
holy fuck i refuse to believe this.

>>77025672
retard

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>>77025603
Need those wolf tiddies in my mouth

>depriving me of my god given right to burgers

Annexation of Canada WHEN

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>>77025712
It's our god given right to deprive you of burgers bud
Annexation of America WHEN

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WEEBOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77025785

the state of pennsylvania could take down the country of canada

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>>77025824

>>77025703
It's kind of hot

The boy's a slag

I'm just really shit at acting casual and sometimes I have this tension in my face that prevents me from looking at all inviting

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>>77025843
>country

Pennsylvania has Amish people and Philadelphians

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GUYS I OPENED MY EMAIL AND IT SAYS IVE GOT A JOB OFFER AT APLLEL

>>77025897
amish people are better than you

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>it's kind of hot

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>>77025933

>>77025942

t. Jebediah

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I'd eat her cunt and then she'd feed me mac n cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDlhpgiTYl4

>>77025996
t. tyrone enrique felipe johnson

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fuck the world

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How many girls did you talk to today?

>>77026059
4

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>>77026055

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>>77026055
no

>>77026029

t. Amish barn builder

>>77025564
bison is some of the best meat out there
i wish it wasn't so pricey, i love getting it fresh from the farmer's market

>>77026059
0

>>77026059
n-none..
i talked to 2 guys, i guess...

>>77026059
my girlfriend and many female coworkers!!

>>77025106
Papucho

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>all these europoors on /cum/

Why

daddy

>DenGAYs

Fuck the Patriarchy

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>>77025603
Absolutely beautiful. You look stunning, darling. Gorgeous like I'd fall in love with you all over again. Let us toast to everlasting love.

>>77026182
We are Canadians with proxies.

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>>77026119
we should just replace cows with bisons desu

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>>77026122
You can always talk to me Denmark since I always have my hand on your bum.

would you slam?

https://www.instagram.com/swnpom/

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>>77026209
Why would you go so low as to pretend to be a canadian when you can pretend to be an american

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>>77026249
agreed, it's so fucking good

>bison burgers

>>77026326
Is that you on the left?

My sister is being super emotional and whiny so I'm avoiding her

F*cking girls

>>77026362
that sound sexy
are her thighs ovulating
she needs artificial insemination

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tfw you try hard but it's not good enough.

>>77026362
Go fuck her again, Cletus.

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>>77026420
What's the matter

>>77026427

I'm not attracted to her at all

>>77026420
in the end it doesnt even matter

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>my bf called me sexy

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Third attempt, did not get a (you) in /brit/ nor in the /nederdraad/

Lia Marie Johnson

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>>77026460
Need proof of said "bf"

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>anime posters

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@77026485
Don't expect to get a (You) here if you can't get a (You) anywhere

cuck

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>>77026460
Why should we believe u

Got a roommate today.
Hope he's a nice guy since he's probably gonna find my body and all

>>77026485
disgustingly overrated whore

>>77026576
I would never room with someone I didn't know, that sounds terrifying

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I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

>posting in /cum/ and disliking anime

>>77026250
one of these days i'm gonna grab your bum and see if you like it

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>>77026622
Need proof of such a statement.

>>77026576
edgy

shopping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e6wLMJpO0

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>>77026602

Your opinion seems to be incorrect

>>77026708
no you're just a manchild

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Why would anyone dislike anime

>>77026622
there is literally no reason for me to believe u if u dont post pics or at least proof

>>77026732
theyre normies

>>77026732

It could be really bad anime like K-on

>>77026732
still waiting for the day someone recommends me some anime to watch that's as good as Avatar: the last Airbender

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@77026708
@77026731

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>>77026732
i haven't seen any new anime lately tbqh. I just collect pics.

Every time i start a show i always forget to finish it.

>>77026272
Are you a proxy?

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>>77026732
You're a good reason
>>77026751
It's a song lyric faget

>>77026732
i dont dislike anime, just the posters and the aura of homosexuality around the low testo skellies fugbois

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>>77026639
You're playing right into my hands.

>>77026777
one piece yw

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>>77026446
things aren't working out

>>77026777
Mobile suit gundam to be honest

>>77026777

Keijo
Space patrol luluco
Lupin the 3rd
Jojo
Ranma 1/2
Gundam wing

>>77026731

Bantering with a German isn't even fun.

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CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

>>77026850
You're probably reading this pasta because you responded to a ban evading German autist that spams our general all day. We forgive you, but to make sure /cum/ remains a decent general, we have one request: Please filter, and do not respond to German posters (we wouldn't want to encourage him), here's how:

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>>77026832
What kind of things? It feels better when u can vent a bit
If you dont feel like it thats ok, hope you feel better anon

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reminder

Literally nothing wrong with being a skelly

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maybe one day there will be cum without anime homoes

>>77026907
except that you're not BIG or STRONG
drink some milk and lift some heavy things

hope yall niggas excited for will and grace coming back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TU8u7Ib8BU

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>>77026887
>taking the time to open a document to copy and paste this shit every day

can't think of something more autistic
it's quite sad really!

>>77026944

I drink milk everyday

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>>77026944
>milk

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What is a good anime similar to Jojo and Fist of the North Star?

>>77026992

One punch man

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>>77026992
>>77026992

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>>77026907
skellys get all the pussy, they even manage to get thiccc prime teen puss.

pic related my thicc ex-oneitus got the BSD

>>77026907
t. Twiggy

heh yeah i'll give you some milk hehe*snorts*

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>>77024983
>Trump's handsome friend edition

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>>77026964
With every meal?

>>77027063

t. Cheese eating Bank vault manager

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>>77027014
>he's fat and a cocksmoker

>projecting
SAD!

>>77027091
Is this Frenchman a pompous ass?

>>77027160
He is the Sun King.
He is Jupiter incarnate
Know your place mortal.

Clackmyass tier post

drink a glass of water or glass of milk (cold from the fridge)??

>>77027218
that's a compliment

FOB

>>77027240
Warm the milk.

>>77027240
glass of cold milk

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>>77026964
well u gotta lift heavy things to get big!
>>77026981
milk is great, i drink it everyday with every meal
lots of broteins

>>77027273
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>>77027273
lol

>>77027285
good answer

if i lift heavy things, would you be my gf?

>>77027307
filtered that shitty pasta

>>77027285
>>77027344
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>>77027307
>taking the time to open a document to copy and paste this shit every day

can't think of something more autistic
it's quite sad really!

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>>77027290
Post stats.
Mine are 455/275/535lbs @ 6'0"/225lbs.

id rather respond to a GERMAN than a fucking faggot

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What would you do if you had $90,000 in your bank account but were felling miserable?

Asking for a friend. I don't know how to get drugs so I can't do that.

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>>77027360
>taking the time to open a document to copy and paste this shit every day

can't think of something more autistic.
it's quite sad really!

>>77027380
:^(
i'll make it one day

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>>77027401
Fun Fact: There isn't a single ethnic German poster ITT

>>77027418
dru-
Oh... ciggis, alcohol, vidya?

>>77027418
>if you had $90,000
plastic surgery.

>>77027418
i don't like to drain my bank account.
i only buy things after allocating funds from my income and planning a budget.
is all of that spendable? I might try to go on vacation to a nice sunny place

>>77027441
if so, atleast hes not racemixing

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>>77027380
pretty solid
only been lifting a year and a bit
255 skwat, 405 DL, 185 BP @ 5'10 165lbs

tfw big DL because manual labour and helping at the farm

>>77027418
move out

>>77027418
start a business in taiwan

>>77027583
ya im moving out in two months

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Stop posting anime.

>>77027418
Take the PAL course
Then take the RPAL course
Then submit your application

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food for thought

Really need a fucking apartment for myself

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>>77027730

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>>77027524
Short torso long femur confirmed. Do you pull conv or sumo?

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>>77027777

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>>77027780
idk how my proportions are
my back has always been the strongest part
i pull conventional with mix grip

>>77027418
open a bakery

>>77027777
nice digits

>>77027503
yes i can spend it all. i also have my passport now.

im this close to going on vaction the month before school starts.

Y-you drew me? :3 I look a bit lonely though in the picture.

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>>77027848
You need to squat a lot more.

>>77027418
get a nice car. girls will only like you if you have a car (or motorcycle)

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>white crosses with red backgrounds can't tell each other apart
A nice leaf would remedy this scenario

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The fucking conservative party calls me like 3 times a day from different numbers, I've blocked over a dozen numbers now, it's fucking insane

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>>77027983
I know...
I need a lifting buddy, I get really nervous when squatting and need someone to critique my form because i know i squat with shit form
i'm just really scared at the gym since i don't like people very much

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>>77028047
Nice hair though

At the library buds
what should i do for the next hour or so

>>77028132
upgrade your pc by giving all the old parts to me

>>77028129
:3
But aren't you the Canadian ;^)

>>77028132
just get an ssd and more ram

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tell me why i dont need to upgrade my PC (will be recycling GPU, RAM, 1TB HDD and the peripherals from old build
>>77028168
forgot pic hehe

>>77028160
Pull a hobo, masturbate while watching porn and take a big shit in the washroom.

>>77028160

Set all the computers backgrounds to yuri hentai

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>>77028088
I'd def help you out desu if you send me or upload a vid of you squatting from the back and sides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrcqBNMOg9U

need a game to play...
diablo 3 ladder reset is too far away
felmyst is too far away...

>paying $100 for a tower case

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sup

>>77028195
ddr4 and the new cpus aren't worth it if you already have ddr3 and a last gen cpu

just wait a bit

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>>77028275
sup

>>77028243

Super Mario world

>>77028243
Nethack

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>>77028301
nm u?

>>77028309
kys

>>77028289
they are, depending what cpu he has for ex. 2 core housefire shit

>>77028289
i have a godawful APU that i bought like 5 years ago

>>77028222
p-pls
that's too scary, i appreciate the help a lot but there is something to be said for making friends and getting a gym buddy that way
i just started lifting after a hiatus but ill be moving soon and will have a new gym where i can meet new people!

>>77024983
Kinda DYEL, 2bqhwyf

I accidentally bought "gaming RAM" with pulsating red LEDs and I've regretted it every day since

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>I don't like super Mario world

>>77028337
assnuss motherboard might not be a good idea, ive heard about them frying am4 motherboards

though should be ok if you update bios asap

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>>77028354
Where will you be moving to? I don't mind helping out beginners; I've done this multiple times back in my undergrad uni.

>>77028335
assuming he has an 8350 or a recent i5
>>77028337
then it's probably worth it

>>77028377
cant you disable the leds though software?

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>>77028377
i bought a F.E.A.R expansion pack..... didn't have the fucking game

>>77028447
>>77028337

8xxxx series were horrible for gaymans

>>>/g/, you nerds

I don't believe in the Out of Africa theory

>77028552
*hacks your computer*
nothing computer terminal kiddo

>>77028552
wow so you can be a total faggot and none redirect you to LBWRFGQQT, but when you talk about electronics reeeee go to g

lads i need something uplifting

>>77028681

Try balloons

>>77028594
yeah its bullshit

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>tfw hungry

>tfw just ate a pizza

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>>77028724
GO EAT A DICK FAGGOT

>>77028222
>>77028354
disgusting get a room faggots

>>77028773
an entire pizza?
dont get fat!

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hello my friends

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why are americans like this

>>77028846
polite?

>>77028846
Because we have autism.

>>77028846
Because white americans struggle with identity.

>>77028879
You're probably reading this pasta because you responded to a ban evading German autist that spams our general all day. We forgive you, but to make sure /cum/ remains a decent general, we have one request: Please filter, and do not respond to German posters (we wouldn't want to encourage him), here's how:

1) Install the 4chanX extension in Chrome.
2) Restart your browser.
3) Find a German post.
4) Click the downwards arrow to the right of the post number, then Filter > Flag.
5) Refresh. And you're done!

Thank you for making /cum/ a better place.

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>>77028932
>taking the time to open a document to copy and paste this shit every day

can't think of something more autistic.
it's quite sad really!

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>be flyover
>reject overwhelming scientific consensus that man-made climate change is happening
>get tornado'd

>>77028846
Anna is pretty polite, her sister isn't at all

that's why they call her the rude Sahlstorm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox_-H1kM8w

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what did he mean by this

poogas whistle

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Find a more god-tier combination than cigarettes and a cup of pu'er.
Prptip: you can't.

>>77028846
I don't see anything wrong with it
she is part german and who knows what else.
america is a melting pot of different yuro cunts.

if you don't mind me asking hans, what is wrong about what she said?

>not smoking and drinking a glass of water

*shakes head*

add me on facebook and disord

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*stares at you*

>>77029143
what's your jewbook

>>77029084
a bowl of weed and a cup of coffee

>>77029123
identifying with a culture you didn't grow up with makes no sense

*gets uncomfortable*

>>77029165
https://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=100011300414983

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tfw i've had a surface keyboard for 2 week but my surface pro 4 still hasn't arrived.

Feeling sad

fug I accidentally liked a picture on instagram of the new pedicure a chick i ghosted posted and didn't notice (!very! CUTE toes tho)
now she starts sending messages again
i only wanted to stalk her buds now i gotta talk to her

why?

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>smoking weed

Life is too much thinking for my tastes

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>tfw i'm starting to like a single mom i met
wat do lads?

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>>77029084
cigarettes and a dunkin donuts tm pink lemonade coolata

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im this fucking close to losing it

>>77029336
kys cuck

>>77029176
how is saying "austrians and germans are beautiful" identifying with another culture?


if there is anything to be pissed about here, is her demeaning her other european heritage

hey slim, i drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

theres no way i can work a 9-5 for longer than 2 years

im going to off myself

>>77029165
add me as well please

https://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=100016765262007

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>>77029365
she's fucking cute and sexy

Hi newfriend here what button do I press to exchange my (You)s for 4chan karma?

Thanks in advance

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>my great great great great great grandfather kissed a chippewa woman back in 1703 i am 1/89th native american

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>>77029402
>>77029190
why the fuck are you guys on 4chan?

are you like 28? fuggin reeee

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>I have an aboriginal gf
>She's t-totally r-real

>>77029502
add me ryan, lets be friends

deleted my facebook back in '09

>>77029493
you might say i'm a chippewa off the old block

>>77029402
sent

>>77029176
t. chicano

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Is it weird that I think gay couples holding hands and being lovey-dovey together in public is really cute?

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>cuck and whore threads left and right in r9k
>dying to shit post but I'm banned

there is a juuucyyy cuck thread up rite now and I'm missing out.

fuuuuuuuuccc

i habitually grope womens thighs and butts

>>77029638
i'd be a laughing stock if i said i was finnish to finns even though i was born in finland but grew up in the US

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>Redditflags: Virginia, Henrico Country
>FB: Florida, Orlando

hmm really makes me think

Gave a woman shit for holding up the walmart line even though I was the only person waiting
She tried to explain to me why it was taking so long and blamed the staff but ended up apologizing to me as she left
Feel kinda proud of myself

>>77029562
she's real and she is a proud aboriginal
her aboriginal name is anges, beautiful right?

>>77029653
post from mobile

what the fuck? I was banned for around 2 weeks a few months back for shitposting with "add me on facebook its francisco ramirez." why you being such a faggot canajanny?

>>77029643
consider suicide
>>77029653
See above

>>77029643
idk i think it's kinda weird. i don't think gays should show pda

never made a facebook. do normies consider that strange?

>>77029758
yeh

>>77029735
>/int/
>any sort of moderation anymore
Times have changed gramps

>>77029698
You caught me Ryan, I'm actually a 23 year old business analyst at one of America's largest banks with a degree from one of the country's best public universities

now add me so we can be friends

>>77029618
glad to be friends Kyle

>>77029660
pretty sure I was next to a nig trying to do that to a girl on the subway today

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>>77029758
Yes, create an account immediately.

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no

This cinnamon whiskey is pretty fucking good

>>77029801
same here Daniel