the man who saved britain edition
>>77003580
why don't you deliver food for one of your local restaurants? what's the matter? scared of injuring someone and not being covered by insurance because you didn't spend $50,000/yr on commercial car insurance?
>>77003605
Coercing people into buying raffle tickets for charity or something along those lines
imagine killing yourself because of a country
lmao the absolute papal state of you, just move somewhere else you shithouse
goodnight lads
better get some sleep so i dont collapse and get the paddle whilst im at the toil
morning amid how's the wife, she get her gsce results yet? wahey! *punches his arm* nah didn't get up to much - bored senseless til the footys back, you? good lad, anyway just the usual please, 10g Amber Leaf and a red bull cheers boss
>>77003635
carry on then
>"Why yes, I am indeed growing a beard! I'm glad you noticed!"
a new thread? why Bruce, I've not even started my second cup! your thread can wait
>>77001443
>the man who saved britain
>d*vid c*meron
*walks towards you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRZ3u4JiRbE
watched inbetweeners 2 last night lads and bit surprised that they were ironically bantering, back in 2014 no less
Are they ahead of the game?
reposting thailad's work of art from yesterday for his admirers to scrutinise x
>>77003693
Reported your racist drivel to GCHQ
sue
>>77003717
please do not post thailad content yourself, it bypasses my filter
literally my life so far
an apple a day keeps the doctor away x
>>77003733
Do it bitch I don't give a fuck
>>77003767
What's he after?
Do NOT like black women at all
Not talking about appearance just who they are
>>77003774
@metpoliceuk what have you done about this ??
7 minutes until I have to get ready for work
>>77003787
You mean black American women, and I don't blame you. Plenty of lovely black women out there (see: not America) though
>>77003717
>spend ages on certain shoops
>nobody reposts
>drag and drop some transparent images into a bedroom
>worth reposting.
>>77003802
often find it funny (read: tragic) how I need to spend 2 hours getting ready for toil before toil officially begins and I get paid
reckon employers should factor in pre-toil and compensate you for it desu
>>77003818
post your best one so far and I guarantee a (You)
>>77003717
what am I seeing here
>>77003828
personal favourite
>5 and a half hour economy class flight tomorrow
What do you lads think about sacrificing your morals, beliefs and values in favour of stability and financial gain?
>>77003836
where you going
>>77003852
that draft was meant to be at least 3000 words and ive submitted it at 712
>>77003854
your mums house wahey!
>>77003854
Hell
>>77003836
haven't been on an aeroplane since 2011
sounds grim though
>>77003857
That's not enough
>aeroplane
5 minutes til work begins
https://twitter.com/HustleAndFro_/status/883791708651229185
>>77003872
im going to be in trouble
back from doctors
>>77003926
diagnosis please
>>77003926
whats wrong with it
>>77003932
Made a
>>77003916
BIG trouble
>>77003857
what are you submitting drafts for at this time of year?
fix europe lads
>>77003941
diagnosis depression
on pills for it now
>>77003956
its called a masters, youre probably too unintellignet to have ever heard of it
>>77003961
What pills?
why hello there fellers
>>77003961
makes you infertile, overweight, and a walking ball of estrogen
not worth it lad, stiff upper lip and soldier through
>>77003958
morning lads
morning nonce
>>77003981
>>77003987
just made the whole damn thing up ive been shopping lol
>>77003822
Isn't time spent commuting counted as time working in France now? Makes sense desu
stole a cornetto from woolies this morning
walked out right under their noses with it
>>77004008
referred this matter to the australian federal police x
>>77003822
>2 hours
You're including commute time here, right?
>>77004041
two trains
>Hello
browsing /pol/
*Masticates*
I enjoy the ol' graft but I hate getting up early for it. Would be ideal if I could start at like midday.
>>77004050
yeh that's too much
>>77003999
You cheeky cunt
>>77004054
Literally me at every interview ruining any chance I had
https://youtu.be/r51csHTnbgY
>>77004098
REALLY not quite into this whole unga bunga music 2bh
>>77003981
>>77003987
hello newfriends enjoy your stay
>>77004117
first time i held hands with a lad on a date was amazing
>>77004147
Look it's a Thainonce epic shoop special xD that's why I love this character out of all our characters xD
>>77004117
what was this meme about
sqaush bucks grape hed
>>77004172
communism
>>77004169
>i h8 OC
>>77004172
oats
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S RAINING
>>>/tv/84801290
did a bait
dril in lanc hed like coco nut
>>77004188
Haha absolutely love when he uses this Chinese girl to indicate its him posting and not an imposter xD. It's really good because just incase his flag doesn't stand out enough we have this picture so we are SURE it's out favourite character posting again haha. Wouldn't want to go unnoticed!
>>77004202
I let them know lad
>>77004228
>to indicate its him posting and not an imposter
I've used reaction images long before any imposters.
CHECK MATE HAHAHAHAHA
>>77004245
got you back lad
haha its so funny when the thailad hater goes on his epic rants XD
>>77004228
please don't stifle gimmicks hun :) x
Incandescent thread
haha I sure do ENJOY talking like this
>>77004258
Because you were building a character haha! That's what I love most about Thailad xD. Gotta love tripfags on an anonymous board haha. Loved when you used to link your website in every post. Really good way to keep up with the comings and goings of 'the king of /brit' (actual quote)
>>77004228
Cracking post
cold out
>>77004117
brother
can I have
some
OATS?
>>77004307
aye could say that
>another episode of spergs professing their love/ hate for thailad
*switches the channel*
>>77004296
u mad
>>77004322
>nonce getting arsey that someone attacks his best friend
Thainonce defense force is never too far away lmao. Pathetic
crikey this lad is furious with thailad
almost as if he's forgotten that this is a shite thread for inane banter on 4chan
hate life simple as
>>77003958
>>77004265
special (You) for you
and to annoy the whining twat
>>77004334
youre australian
who /chew/ here?
>>77003926
same
had to piss in a cup and have blood drawn haha
>>77004296
Ahhh a reoccurring theme with the proxy poster.
genuine anger is the name of the game, lovely
>>77004365
not me you twat
>>77004361
I'm Welsh
Don't you just love it when someone assumes you gave them an STI because you sleep around? Then turns out you're totally clean :)) LOVE IT. Bitch I get checked every month and I've NEVER had an STI looooool sorry but this slag is safe and clean af
need a poo lads
>>77004358
thailad pls link your guide to making these i need it for science
>>77004362
too well timed, bet that guy works for a media company
>>77004392
It's delet'd now
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/871032121703501824
what did he mean by this
>>77004377
im half irish
>>77004400
why
>>77004407
based civic nationalism praise kek
>>77004421
because it made me cringe
>>77004410
and you like 12 year old asian children
>>77004425
it should have to be honest
>>77004421
You have to subscribe to his website for only 4.99 a month to keep up with all the latest ThaiLad™ content!
piddling
>yingluck.jpg
>>77004434
Do you actually want to know how to do it or nah?
*expresses my opinion on thailad*
>>77004407
hate when normies try to analyze memes
>>77004459
liking this picture does NOT make me a nonce
>>77004459
'ce
https://youtu.be/whbabi7KA-8
old skool choons lads
>>77004449
*does not do so because i am a recognisable pillar of the brit community and do not seek to bring division*
off to the gym to get ripped
and what are you doing losers?
*teleports away*
>>77004392
>i need it for science
bent reddit cunt, knob off
what did the jews mean by this?
>>77004447
no i wanted to show it to this newfag who was complaining he'd never heard your voice
>>>/wsg/1763627
>>77004493
haha this is what you deserve for caring about young-adult media
favourite memes? errr has to be paypay the frog and doggo
how can jews be oppressed if they control 40% of the wealth in the US
>>77004507
blown the fuck out
>>77004507
cut my toe open yesterday and its gone all gammy
not a fan
>>77004513
haven't watched capeshit since the first avengers
just genuinely cannot understand why they put orthodox jews in what's probably a public high school
cut my toe off yestereen
stupid gay to
>>77004506
give me something to read on vocaroo
used to have a
LG cd-rom (shit)
TEAC cd-rw (good)
TEAC dvd-rw (good)
DVD-ROM (don't remember the brand)
PCI board for the extra connections
used them specifically for only their purposes (writing or reading) so as not to wear them out
now my pc only has a blu-ray writer (seldom used)
eaten frozen prawn hargow for dinner
>>77004563
I quite simply do not care
>>77004563
ah, okay
*leaves to talk to >>77004573 about something interesting*
>>77004561
*tannoy sounds*
This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.
That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.
Thank you.
*tannoy sounds again*
>>77004561
henlo u smol beans, teh racism makes me a heckin sad pupper
Literally have never been religious, lads. Thinking about trying it to see if it helps with my depression. I know some super-Christians and they seem like the happiest people I know, maybe there's something to it
*fists your dog*
>>77004611
The pre-cursor is you have to be mentally handicapped to realllllyyyy believe. Then you'#ll be happy.
Let's see if he uses his real voice. Similar to nigel thornberry but if he hadn't hid puberty yet
>The pre-cursor is you have to be mentally handicapped to realllllyyyy believe. Then you'#ll be happy.
>>77004631
I've never really thought of myself as that smart, 2bh m8. I barely got out of highschool and was a B student in community college
don't know which group are worse: people wh try and shove religion down your throat, or people who reckon they're einstein tier in intelligence because they reject religion
>>77004656
Have fun in your new life then mate.
>>The pre-cursor is you have to be mentally handicapped to realllllyyyy believe. Then you'#ll be happy.
ahh thank god it's sunday
>>77004685
hmm
>>77004659
definitely religious people, you just know those bastards won't burn in the hellfires for an eternity, they're spiritual chads
>>77004584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
*CHRRZZ*
bing-bong
>this is a colleague announcement would Sara Davidson please report to the men's toilets immediately, that's Sara Davidson to the men's toilets immediately - Code Brown - thank you
*CHRRCCZZHH*
Any shia in innit
>>77004708
>>77004708
SCREAAAAAMING
What do you guys think of my dog?
>>77004724
kuffar you're all kuffar who's gunna do anything about it
>>77004708
lmfaaaaaaaaaaaao
any perthman in?
Yesterday I banged the life out of a bird who only broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years only 2 weeks ago. She'd only ever slept with one person and gave it up the second time she came round my house and I spunked in her twice (she's paying £25 for a morning after pill today) Unlucky you cuck, think the lads name is joe
do brits say prawn or shrimp
cant remember
>>77004724
Are Shia the Muslim equivalent to a Protestant?
gonna make a fucking omlette
>>77004761
catholic mong
>>77004758
aren't they different things?
still drunk after 3 hrs sleep
>>77004758
depends on whether it's a prawn or a shrimp
if you're asking if we call prawns "shrimps" like fucking yanks, the answer is no
gonna fuck a catholic omelette mong
>Yesterday I banged the life out of a bird who only broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years only 2 weeks ago. She'd only ever slept with one person and gave it up the second time she came round my house and I spunked in her twice (she's paying £25 for a morning after pill today) Unlucky you cuck, think the lads name is joe
>>77004761
Shia think Islam should be lead by Muhammad's descendants. Sunni think Islam should be lead by elected leaders.
Effectively the opposite of what you said.
>>77004777
>>77004768
literally no idea what you're on about
what are these
Soundtrack of Detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxLL3zhifk
>Yesterday I banged the life out of a bird who only broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years only 2 weeks ago. She'd only ever slept with one person and gave it up the second time she came round my house and I spunked in her twice (she's paying £25 for a morning after pill today) Unlucky you cuck, think the lads name is joe
>>77004790
good to know
>>77004708
>>77004801
>>77004801
prawn
>>77004801
By the looks of it, prawns
on vhs and dvd cam quality pictures were so much better
>>77004814
>>77004816
now post what you think a shrimp is I'm curious
>>77004708
Pissing myself
>High pitched, nasaly, slight lisp
Oh goodness why am I not surprised at all?
>>77004801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawn
>>77004708
wew
>>77004828
>>77004801
if it's served with legs and eye, it's shrimp
if it's just a crescent shaped body, it's a prawn
>>77004857
i.e. it's not called a shrimp cocktail
>>77004853
didn't know this
I want an anglo boyfriend
>>77004872
every day's a school day mate
easiest way to tell is because of the difference in bend
>>77004802
This just gave me a nostalgia bomb
>>77004887
it's never going to be as clear irl as it is in a diagram, you mong
>>77004887
Good to know, always assumed it was like an eggplant/aubergine thing without questioning it.
>>77004894
DURRRRR
have you ever seen a fucking shrimp you nonce?
Wow I always thought a football and basketball were the same thing and interchangeable because they look quite similar!
Fucking mongs
>>77004894
Erm yes it is sweetie. Answer this question and get it back to me in no less than 5 minutes x
>>77004886
>>77004849
hmmmmmmmm
>>77004853
*tosses the one on the right on the barbie*
>early morning documentarys on Eden with absolutely nothing to do for the rest of the day
Is there anything more comfy?
>>77004886
you a grill
*plays shrimpy-prawny with my willy*
>>77004920
we're talking about when they're served on a plate, you fucking gimp.
little girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
>>77004956
>thailand
>nonce
checks out
>>77004956
Nonce being a nonce as per
>>77004956
haha too right mate, just going toilet 1 sec
*rings old bill*
>so desperate you resort to attempting to chat up someone living in CHILE
The fucking morbid state
>>77004930
brits are jew-germans
>THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SHRIMP RATHER THAN ME BETTER MAKE A NONCE POST TO GET THE ATTENTION BACK TO ME ARRRRGGHHHH!!!
>>77004956
hope you're using windows 10 whilst you type all these noncy things
just got prank called
https://twitter.com/ava/status/883892905647104002
yanks irreparably btfo
>>77004996
This is just embarrassing now mate. Maybe close the laptop and come back tomorrow
getting fucking fucked dickheads
good morning
>>77005015
alri
have an origami swan on my desk that a jap schoolgirl gave me in nikko
>>77005013
joke's on you, I'm using a desktop
alri lads, I've made you all a little chant for me, it goes
>we love you thailad, we do!
>we love you thailad, we do!
>we love you thailad, we do!
>oh thailad we love you!
What's your semi realistic ideal job?
I'm not going to be a footballer but I reckon I could be a beats producer/electronic music producer
widdling
>>77005045
remove the you and it'll flow better
>throw a prawn on the barbie
>it falls through the grill
>>77005011
lit (Fire emoji) (Fire emoji) (Fire emoji)
>>77005053
No it doesn't
>>77005053
What? No it doesn't. Not up for debate
>>77005036
are you an anime
>>77005048
stay at home dad/husband
anyone remember the cuckio meme
just got accused of having too much feelings
>>77005065
>>77005065
t. people who can't sing
it's shoehorned in
>>77005082
how many do you have?
mainstream gay cape movie
>>77005011
State of Australian media
>>77005084
have you ever heard the fucking chant before you spaz
>>77005084
You clearly don't know the tune he's referring to and I'm a little embarrassed for you
>>77005048
stock/commodities trader working for a decent size firm
>>77005102
Grim
>>77005092
>gay
>accidentally removed his top and trousers without knowing his friend was in the room
what a load of horseshit. liberal progressive normies just want to believe it
didn't even remove his pants.
when i was his age, i'd done wanks in rooms full of m8s
Like many of those involved in Rock Against Racism, Robinson was contemptuous of Labour’s caution, or worse, on race and other social issues. ‘The Callaghan government was a wretched fucking government,’ he told me as we had lunch in a rather grander London restaurant than the one where I met Huddle. Robinson sat back in his jeans and leather jacket – he was by now a well-known radio DJ and presenter – and continued with slightly studied candour: ‘In RAR we thought, “The government are the enemy as well as the NF. This reactionary Labour home secretary [Merlyn Rees, the less liberal successor to Roy Jenkins] is as bad as it gets. How could the government get any worse?”’
these girls were forced to remove this video after roasties and ethnics got triggered
https://youtu.be/uWW0Q7M-TQ4
>>77005011
>Australian bashes Russia and China
what's his fucking problem?
>>77005101
yes i do. you don't.
it's not
We love you
thailand we do
do and you don't need to rhyme
it's all one line,
we love you thailad we do
or
we love thailad we do
in the top one one you're forcing in the you because it traditionally comes after love
>>77005113
more of a business idea of mine that was
wasn't referring to any current movies
At a work placement and it's only girls that work here.
My autism is going through the roof.
love women with husky voices
I am going to enter the hottest sorority house
>>77005148
fuck off underage runt
>>77005138
it's
da da-da, dada, da da
not
da da da da, da da
you fucking moron
>>77005139
well they already did it apparently
>>77005151
>>77005148
Try and get the best ones number?
>>77005157
Nigga it's a university work shit
>>77005075
yes, and it was not very good if i recall correctly
>>77005148
beat up the hottest one there
>>77005138
Just wrong
It's
we hate you Thainonce
We do
We hate you Thainonce
We do
Etc
It's a football chant. Look up we love you Liverpool or literally any other team
>>77005171
exactly
FOLC
>>77005150
love husky women
>>77005159
copy it properly then without being unfair and remove only the bit i suggested
da da dada, da da
it can work easily
>>77005171
fuck off arrogant student
settling this with roasties
https://youtu.be/nmAA1u7XQG4
>>77005176
i know the chant. but it doesn't matter how its been done. doesn't make it better. thats a literal fallacy
>>77005131
struggling to see why this was banned Tbh
>>77005187
you're irredeemably wrong
>>77005207
>no proofs
shan't
>>77005201
hot, young, cisgendered, hetero white women being happy and hot
>>77005200
>no in know the song is 'let it be' but it would be better if we changed it to 'let's let it be'!
Completa mongo
>>77005011
he's right you know, except for the part where he claims that 4 years of presidency is long enough to cause irreperable damage to the country
hate women
love dogs
simple as
>>77005241
bit bent
*puts another internet argument medal in my trophy case and walks away*
*swipes at the dominant male of the thread*
>>77005200
you're a fucking spastic
you're telling the subject that you love them, that would be like going up to your wife and saying "I love Mary" like you were dropped on your head at birth
jog on
if dubs i will get aids
homosexuality is a mental illness
Shirley Williams > David Owen > The Guy Everyone Forgets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woy Jenkins.
>>77005131
banned? by whom? from what?
>>77005256
nah you're telling the community that you love the individual
>>77005234
I removed a syllable, this added one
incredible pain in my shoulders when I attempt to correct my posture, it appears several years of sitting hunched over in front of my laptop for 18 hours a day has done a number on me hahaha
>>77005256
I don't have a wife you fucking idiot so that's irrelevant. My way sounds better. Simple as
>>77005279
>we
you are the community you fucking muppet, it's clearly directed towards the subject hence the use of "you" before you say the subject's name
>>77005264
heterosexuality is a mental illness
love being gay lads
>>77005293
the community is a multitude