/brit/

Fuck /brit/

technoid

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>>77001427
don't think this was the final version but I reckon this was better

Who's your waifu

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*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP*

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yuzu

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>>77001470

>>77001464
fantastic

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busted a nut to furry porn again lads

>>77001404
>honestly not sure what to respond to this
then don't, my issue with trannies is dumbfuck rorkes here overthink this stuff and think it's a massive issue when it isn't
I read that post and it's ignorant, so what if such a tiny minority of people lead more individual lives? most people think they're full of shit deep down but they're courteous and treat them they way they're asked to be treated
we're not headed into some highly individualised lefty society, everyone's leading increasingly homogenised lives as people move to big cities and interact within the same internet/ social media landscape

>>77001523
leftypol discord don't reply

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gee eff just sent me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9yxUvruqs

tune

>>77001513
this lad is finnish

business idea: a tax for being gay, a paki, or a nigger

>>77001513
i love posts like this. such a gut wrenching unbelievably bad post you can't help but crack up

london calling

you're a pretty sad excuse for a person if you need to make up pronouns to distinguish yourself from others

>>77001577
*picks up the phone*

>>77001577
*hangs up*

>>77001577
*lets it ring*

>>77001577
haha alri

All videogames, TV, books and movies bore me now

>>77001608
mong

>>77001577
وَعَلَيْكُم السَّلَام

>>77001588
they are but those people are already fuckwits deep down
better they display it through convoluted societal ideas and out themselves

>>77001608
Have you read Lolita?
Putting aside the subject matter, it has some of the best prose in any novel/novella. Should be entertaining right off the very first paragraph.

>>77001523
it is too late and i am way too tired to bother arguing, but i am curious as to why you feel exceptions should be made with enabling mental conditions (that have a largely disproportionate amount of suicides among those afflicted) when it comes to sexuality and/or body image
or do you apply the same principals to those with schizophrenia? or psychopathy?
would you sit back and watch someone with bulimia or anorexia make themselves retch into an early grave? to what degree do you feel it is ok to play along with someone's delusions?

حسنا لادس بقعة من نشر العربية؟

winner winner chicken dinner

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just had really spicy curry and went to shit and look what happened ahahahaha what am i like

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>Have you read Lolita?

>>77001636
Not reading a book about noncing

>>77001541
good old hailey

business idea: racial segregation disguised as progressive safe spaces

addendum to my business idea: kill all white people

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Inside every landwhale there is a peng ting waiting to escape

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really regret never going to a cosplay convention when I was younger
I wanted to, but I was too afraid of looking autistic in public
now I'm way too old for it though

>>77001736
Preferred her as a landwhale

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tfw too intelligent

>>77001757
to*

>>77001736
1 2

>>77001723
>>77001733

glad someone finally spoke up and said it

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a
certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always
count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at thistangle of thorns.

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>>77001772
>Americans prefer fat cunts

really makes me

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>>77001757
iktf

>>77001642
why should I do anything to help? people can choose to do what they want
suicides are high among them because only marginalised fuckwits choose to become trannies, telling them that being transgender is a stupid concept isn't going to change the underlying depression inherent in most of them
the definition of a mental illness or disorder only applies when a person can't function in normal life. there are plenty of people that show mental health symptons but as long as they can live their lives why should I give a fuck? look at someone like alex jones, he spouts a lot of paranoid theories but he's made a whole career out of it and he's doing well. why should I or anyone intervene if he's happy?
I'm not making "exceptions" for trannies, if I met one I would use whatever pronouns he wants and if they have a toxic personality I'd avoid them. If I met someone that wore fluoro pink clothes everywhere I'd go along with it at first but again avoid them if it annoyed me, but as long as that person can live his own life why challenge it?

77001784
so this is autism

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he's here

>>77001755
this but unironically

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>>77001757
Same here

Pic related

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*holds you tightly so you can't run away*

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Sexology/comments/6lydzr/map_have_a_normal_sexual_orientation_because_of/?st=j4w6b2gi&sh=49875e3f
doin a read

>>77001755
>>77001823
she's wearing makeup in the left picture you tards

>>77001834
*buys gift for prostitute*

starting to prefer jocko podcast to rogan podcast lads

>>77001847
who said anything about her face ;)

im new, who is alan

>>77001866
yer much prefer jockos to joes desu

much moe interesting

the spic is here and he's already talking about reddit

>>77001871
howling
wish the measurements were visible

My ban has expired lads

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>>77001878

*fires my nerf gun at you*

>>77001886
oh lord, this one isn't even edited

*pours myself another bowl of cruncy nut cereal*

>>77001916
you're addicted mate, you need to stop

>>77001919
yolo haha

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>77001830
Stop teasing the humans and get back to the mothership.

wanked to completion to a group of 17 year old girls (clothed) on YouNow earlier today

does that make me a nonce

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77001952
yes, and it was not very good if i recall correctly

>>77001962
oh fuck off

>>77001885
what were you banned for you naughty boy
>>77001951
t.>>77001953

>>77001951
age of consent is 16 so all good mate

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Off to work

shelf stack in 4 hours, 34 minutes

>>77001951
link x

business idea: universal comprehensive income

>>77001993
is that like cup stacking

http://www.strawpoll.me/13397492

>>77001968
Posted the full body considering emote meme pic

>>77001916
Fucking love crunchy nut really want some now

>drank some rain water on a hike yesterday
>now explosively shitting out my entire insides
Ah... Yes...

>>77002019
sometimes
it's a shitty retail job

>>77002008
Age of consent is not 16 in yankland you nonce twat

>>77002036
darwin award

>>77002047
An old bloke did the same so I thought it was probably fine
How wrong I was

>>77002027
post it again

>>77002036
pics x

>>77002046
in a lot of states it is

>>77002036
dont die haha

>>77002055
mong

>>77002060
I should not test our dear janitor's resolve and purity

>>77002008
they're not live anymore

>>77002084
can you email it to me

ahh yes, mum's in a horrible mood, shan't be leavin' t' room for t' rest of t' day
>>77001885
missed (You) xx

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>>77002046
it is in my state and many other states

>>77002094
I'll sms it
>>77002101
Thanks x missed (You) too hun

>>77002097
W
E
W

>>77002122
rubio dared him to do it
literal children

>>77002122
banter

reckon I'm the only Brit in /brit/ right now
What do I win

>>77002156
I'll post my yank cock if you want

>>77002122
Read about this this morning, made me chuckle.

>>77002156
a free link to britfa.gs

now fuck off

>when the brits wake up, I'll go to sleep, and the aussies will be out in full force

Sun still never sets

>>77002169
g'on then

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Morning lads :3

>>77002218
jeez. what the fuck is the problem with yanks?

Started a mildly alcoholic habit but I'm skipping it already due to cost

>>77002234
Bad lad

You just have to lower your standards

>>77002204
Mornin
Bit early eh?

>>77002229
not sure what you're on about

>>77002218
you're a big guy

>>77002260
uuuu

>>77002242
Cheapest beer available here is still a rip off. You have no idea how cheap your food and drink is

imagine being a fully grown man who can still only draw stick figures

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I DONT WANT TO WORK TOMORROW

>>77002281
u can get $4 red wine bottles from aldi

>>77002281
you can get a 1 L bottle of some piss and ginger beer for like $10

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Bank holiday Monday?

might just pull an all nighter actually

im a cute sad anime girl someone please fill in for me at work tomorrow

>>77002281
Booze are even cheaper in Britland

>>77002308
egghead

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>>77002336

>>77002306
>1L
And you can get 5 for the same price in the US

>>77002254
why you didn't shave your pubic hair yet :^), that would be damn stinging, I hate that feeling.

cheers and shave it asap my yank frienddo

>>77002343
$10 isn't that bad. i can't believe you're bitching because you're having difficulty becoming an alcoholic

>>77002348
kpop desu fampai

>>77002348
shan't. I just trim with scissors every now and then. I am very susceptible to ingrown hairs all over my body, so shaving is not an option

love not having to work, means one extra day of noncing fun for me

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>>77002361
thaipop?
https://youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE

>>77002385
theres a video where she fucks a white man

horid litl thaliad

>>77002393
yeh
>>77002395
heeey :(

get fucked dickheads

>>77002396
thias one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JecQxu8XSvc

>>77002396
heeey :)

>>77002402
that's bitoey not kratae or waii tho

she's good too
>>77002424
;)

>>77002357
Never said I was having difficulty. Just doesn't seem worth it

>>77001503
Is this an old pic or did she lose weight? Last I remember she became a fat cunt.

*takes a shit on the floor*

there we go made a thread better than /brit/

>>77002435
surprisingly, getting hooked on booze and encouraging rapid aging, organ damage and the possibility of death while trying to quit doesn't seem worth it

>>77002444
mind if I use this on /r/4chan mate

look at me im mr meseeks XD

>>77002453
go on

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_5d5MD4O_c

i bet most of 4chan are just reddit gawkers now

>>77002461
*schwifties*

>>77002122
why are there quotation marks around "DO NOT TOUCH"

>>77002481
unironically wrote an article for gawker

>>77002496
they're quoting me

hate it when people touch that thing

>>77002494
PICKLE RICK!!!

Considering microdosing some mushrooms lads

having a go

>>77002533
your penis is tiny

>>77002533
more like micropenis

>>77002540
Oh no it's opposite day

>>77002461
>>77002494
>>77002526
So you're the autists shitting up /tv/ even more

>>77002533
for what purpose? what's your endgame?

>>77002551
first time shartposting about rick and morty tbqh, i actually think it's quite entertaining myself haha

>>77002555
Pineal gland needs a bit of decalcifying innit

>>77002551
i post it in here and that's it

also
>shitting up /tv/

lol

>>77002566
It's a good show that 4chins autists don't understand

I was born in the wrong generation

I've never had a job
Not because I'm thick
I just never wanted one x

>>77002568
why not just have a normal trip then? microdosing doesn't have any valid evidence to support the so-called "effects" of microdosing, just mongs who are could just as easily be experiencing a placebo effect claiming that it's a miracle, boosts creativity, etc.

>>77002592
which generation do you belong in

>>77002619
pax romana

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toil commences in 19 hours

>>77002621
never heard of it

>>77002105
only new york, florida, texas and california matter tho

rest are just copy and paste

might make a coffee and have a brandy

got tomato soup in my beard again lads and its starting to dry

>>77002637
haha suck shit wagie

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MENTIONED

>>77002621
come live here lad, we're in paki romania right now haha x

>>77002667
excruciating post

*sharts*

often wonder what it's like to be unemployed

wouldn't mind it honestly, seems like fun

>>77002677
It sucks if mommy and daddy don't support your way of life when you had a job

>>77002616
Just want a light and easy experience 2bh. Would like to avoid the body load that shrooms sometimes give.

>>77002677
Take a week off for a "holiday" sit and do neet shit and you'll be glad to go back to work by the end

reckon all unemployed people should be turned into soylent green

>>77002704
i'll be useful one day, just you wait

need a thai gf

how did you do it thailad?

don't feel so good
in bed now

>>77002573
I did say "even more"

>>77002716
By being in Thailand, it'd be far more impressive to stay single here.

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HE'S HERE!!!

Someone is smoking weed outside lads

had a shave
face feels smooth but i have a few cuts

>>77002744
denounce them to the party commissar

>>77002744
shout "reddit" at him

>>77002747
usually feel like that after I shave

>>77002716
5 dorra?

ZIPPITY ZAPPITY ZIPS
GIVE THE FELLA BELOW ME TRIPS

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>shout "reddit" at him

>>77002747
been growing mine out for 3 days, I look like a scruffy cunt.. don't know how people get through this phase to having a decent beard.

>>77002744
call the police on them

>>77002784
good genes. if it isn't thick from the start it won't ever look good

>>77002785
alri Quentin

>>77002784
takes several month to look good

and for christ sake remember to shave anything on the neck, a good beard needs to be fixed to the jawline

>>77002785
No it smells good
Think I'll join em

>>77002780
that's a top hat not a fedora

>>77002801
oi

>>77002811
reddit

>>77002805
reddit

>>77002799
It's thick, I've been shaving daily for years it just looks shit being beyond stubble.
>>77002804
yeh I would if I were going for it, I'll pussy out tomorrow morning getting ready for work.

business idea: mobilise the proletariat for a class war and string up the bourgeoisie on the nearest lampposts

/brit/ is an extension of /cum/ but with more brits

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Stop smoking weed

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>>77002843
No

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>>77002833
I'm 3 weeks in and consider pussying out every single waking moment lad, haven't been fired yet though

>>77002894
PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>77002894
it's still patchy as fuck and honestly quite awful but if that's 3 weeks worth you've got potential, I'd say keep going but keep it trimmed you utter runt

>>77002894
yikes

>>77002894
I'd say you're pulling it off

have finally stopped shitting lads
think the demons are gone from my bowels

>>77002894
1/10 for not dying from embarrassment every time you walk outside

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>>77002894
m'lad

wonder why so many people in east/southeast asian countries get drawn to /brit/

morning lads.
fuck off nonce.

>>77002894
dear oh dear oh dear

>>77002894
Oof...

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>mfw my parents are from Iran
>raised mussie
>mfw have an obsession with Christianity

Think I might be baptized in secret, lads

>>77002951
nonces feel comfortable around other nonces and /brit/ is a nonce-enabling general

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got a match on the database lads

full dox imminent

>>77002977
rasheed

>>77002977
do you have a sister? what is her bride price. i like iranian girls

>>77002894
mine was worse 2 months in before my family had a sit down and told me to shave or they'd disown me, it's hard to tell with 3 weeks worth but if the hair starts filling in the patchy bits and you take care of it properly you could conceivably do it

the first few months are always going to look like shit

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"The pizza hut conception of the pizza is all embracing; outside of it no human or spiritual values can exist, much less have value" - Reportoftheweek

>>77003013

I have 2, and she has no price. We were born in America, we can do whatever we want

closed my door and my room is like my own little planet
i even gave it a permanent fartosphere. im careful to open and close my door briefly to preserve the smell unique to my diet

>>77003091
do they go on 4chan

>growing a beard

g'day reddit

>>77003118
>g'day
howdy /r/straya!

>>77003091
you have to go back

>>77003135
>knows what the aussie subreddit is called

hmmm

is the hong kong flag vietmong/philosoleaf

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>>77003150

>>77003167
nah

>>77003167
think hong mong and vietnonce are different people desu

>>77003135
*flips a picture upside down*
meanwhile in Australia... xD

morning teacher
morning friends

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off to work lads

>>77003113

I doubt it, they're both normie as fuck. If it gets your willy off, they both have white boyfriends

>>77003238
let's see some pics of your sisters

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Work ends in 50 minutes

>>77003303
back to work wagie

Just saw the face of God and died

>>77003313
Boss said I can go home early if I get quads

>>77003333
grats

>>77003167
nah im a brit la, new flag on the scene making QUITE the name for myself

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>>77003333

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>>77003333
AHAHAHA HOME I GO

ENJOY YOUR TOIL NIGE WAGIES

>>77003333
Nice

>>77003349
>>77003340
silly froggie posters ;PP

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>>77003333

>>77003333
nosenburg'll be LIVID!

>having to toil
>not dropshipping replica designer goods taking bitcoin as currency and making $$$

howling at the STATE of your lives, toil 1 hour per day and earn more in a month than most wagies earn in a year

not been on duolingo for 14 days lads

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*inhales deeply*
aaaahhhhh

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>>77003333
N-N-NOOOO

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>>77003333

>wake up
>brexit not cancelled

>>77003380
isn't selling counterfeit clothes illegal? copyright laws n dat? haha

>>77003393
>>77003461
spacker

>>77003475
i can't please everyone

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>>77003333

>>77003380
isn't selling counterfeit clothes illegal? copyright laws n dat? lmao

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>>77003461
>haha

>the weekend is over

>>77003380
isn't selling counterfeit clothes illegal? copyright laws n dat? rofl

>>77003512
dumb frog poster!

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>>77003518
toil beckons

>>77003380
isn't selling counterfeit clothes illegal? copyright laws n dat? aha

business idea: sterilise chronic overachievers and underachievers to remove their DNA from the gene pool, thus rounding out the skillset of the human race and removing any merit-based discrimination

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britain makes me suicidally depressed and the fact i have to go back there to study for rest of uni means i'll probably off myself within the next three years x

>>77003548
dm me xx

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>>77003546
>a fart fetish book about an autism simulator is a "best seller"

>>77003548
personally believe living in hong kong would be worse, worse housing prices than london and Lord Emperor Xi controlling your shit

>wake up
>lipstick smudges still inundating my cock from the bints I shagged last night

grim

Just had a call about my application. Possibly getting an interview soon for a target heavy sales job. Couldn't be more out of my depth and shitting bricks t bh. I'm a total autist but I need a job

>>77003577
HELVETICA

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>>77003548
t. never visited Bradford

>>77003580
what are you selling?

>>77003580
screeching

business idea: make nationalism illegal

>>77001443
>>77001443
>>77001443

use this one when it's time lads, got left behind in the great thread leap forward

>>77003605
refurbished dragon dildos

how much would one of you pay for a kidney of mine then?
27 grand is reasonable, innit?

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