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are warwick edition
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... Scoochey Dubs picture ... 9 July 2017 ...
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midge
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>>76999803
I'm 6'3 and I'll give it a go, I went swimming at the 'each for the first time in like 6 years a while back and felt like a human being again which was peng

still one of those sad cunts who have to wear rashies above the age of 12 because showing the public your body would be a crime against humanity though
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sue
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are yuzu
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>>77000026
... PC hacks causing my image to not be uploaded ...
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on my other computer so no 4chanx or legacy captcha

genuinely getting infuriated at this picture captcha

like at least 50% of the time its making me solve between 7-10 >select all street signs
no matter how accurately I do it it keeps giving more

this fucking gook moot better watch his step before I snap and burn it all down I swear
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>>77000051
what the fuck is he doing
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>>77000049
shes called susan
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>>77000044
you and tim have the same legs
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>>77000074
not by my measure
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>>77000008
kek
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dog on a bus
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>>77000068
>legacy captcha
change it in the settings you twit
takes 10 seconds
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>>77000068
sign into your 4pass absolute weapon
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>>77000068
legacy is on native limey
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>>77000046
looks fake
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>>77000044
pointless covering up your eyes in these pics

if anyone here actually knew you the censorship wouldn't stop them recognising you
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Juice from a Japanese citrus fruit hailed as the next superfood because of its level of vitamin C is to go on sale in UK supermarkets.

The yuzu, which until now could only be found in the UK on restaurant menus and in specialist Asian food shops, will appear on Waitrose shelves this weekend in the form of a Waitrose Cooks' Ingredients juice selling for £4.59 for a 60ml bottle.

Fans of the fruit include the chefs Jamie Oliver and Nigel Slater, while nationwide chain Yo! Sushi is adding a dish that includes a salsa made of yuzu to its menu later this month.

The yuzu has been used in Asian cooking for centuries, and Waitrose said demand for the fruit had grown as customers became more familiar with Japanese cuisine.

Yo! Sushi said the fruit was "a new flavour for the British palate".

Executive chef Mike Lewis said: "Yuzu looks like a tangerine and tastes similar to a floral lime. It has three times more vitamin C than a lemon, which makes our dish super-healthy."

Waitrose development chef James Bennington said: "This is a potent juice, which is both citrusy and aromatic.

"There's no Western equivalent - it's a complex flavour with hints of mandarin, lemon and grapefruit. Yuzu is so flexible it can be used in savoury dishes, matching particularly well with fish, as well as cocktails and desserts."

The juice can be used in marinades, salad dressings and sauces or as an addition to lemonade and mayonnaise.
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babestation
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>>77000102
>>77000108
well I didn't know that
still mad tho
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>>77000123
not a modicum
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>>77000117
don't expect anyone would but it's insurance in case it gets reposted on the chinese internet somehow or something similar
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>>77000044
i highly recommend it to anyone basically. the guy behind it has a big blog about it. the criticisms with it are more toward body building sides of things because the guy is pretty obviously on gear.

the simple version of it is literally just cutting your entire days calorie intake into a window that can as big as 8 hours to as small as 2 or 4. there are guys who just don't eat until dinner, which gets pretty easy once you get used to it and then eat this enormous fuck off meal. I usually eat my first meal at 1 and my last meal at 8, then you can do light cardio in the mornings fasted and train fasted.
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stop smoking
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hHHxh1enMr
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>>77000051
the face of a dishevelled nutter
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>>77000109
no it doesnt
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>>77000164
yes it does
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anime
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>>77000044
not exceptionally awful for someone who was 130 to be honest but you'd probably have stretch marks and stuff out the wazoo right?
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>>77000120
>not a good example, but the clunge on bumble is of superior quality to that on tinder
>clunge

do brits actually use clunge ironically
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>>77000044
you're a big guy
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septics OUT
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>>77000170
anime wank
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>>77000170
ohhhh banana
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>he doesnt have a pass
poorfag
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>>77000175
ye
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>>77000175
no, but when you ironically say something too many times it works its way into regular speech

t. picked up a fair bit of london slang through mocking my londonese housemates
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>>77000152
are you a brit?
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Going to watch some K-On!
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>>77000175
>not going out on the prole for bare clunge on the reg

u bloody wot
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una vela jajaja
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there are less girls on bumble here than tinder but the quality is higher

a real conundrum
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ok so basically yeah
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This is why I need meninism.
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>>77000175
usually, yes
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>>77000207
fantastic post
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>>77000213
you're doing a porno film by yourself
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>>77000211
marge no es un objeto, la convirtieron en un ama de casa alsada, resentida y auto oprimida, lisa una feminista sin sentido q tira aires de hipster y futura bisexual, bart un boludo q piensa q ser malo ya no es hacer travesuras, sino q es un zorete con los demas, y homero simplemente cambio.....es estupido pero de otra forma..
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>>77000204
sí, mi amigo blanco
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reckon all non-english speakers should be summarily genocided
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>>77000226
fuck off normie cunt
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i used to have a 4chan pass last year. but i've become very normie this summer, so i'm just not spending enough time on 4chan or the internet in general to justify the expenditure. this is the first time in weeks i've shitpost.

yup, lads. i'd say i've made it. i'm still a khv, kv if you include side-hugs, but i am laying proper groundwork with some birds. just last week one said "hey, you're invited to my party at my house on friday" i didn't go cause i was sick, but still i was invited.
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>>77000212
but there are tons of people on bumble who I never see on tinder, like people who are actually kinda successful who probably see themselves as too good for tinder

tinder is full of absolute runts
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>>77000255
I just keep buying it for convenience desu

So nice not having captchas
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>>77000255
delusional abnormie
you will be back among us soon enough
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>>77000256
i said here. you can blow through all the local girls on bumble a lot quicker than tinder
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>>77000250
lame
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Anyone wanna be my gf
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>>77000298
ye
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>>77000211
sabe pa
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>>77000255
you havent made it until you have spare time outside of your social/work/other commitments and you do things other than shitpost on 4chan with it.
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desperate for some crisps
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poor people are vermin and all human rights associated with that veritable miasma of human filth should be rescinded post-haste
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working up the courage to download tinder but first i need to dedicate a few years to getting good at guitar so that my picture can be of me playing it and then i will get bare matches
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eating some cheddar in bed
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>>77000320
... Tinder Guitar Selfie ...
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>>77000312
*tosses you a pack of McCoys Cheddar & Onion ©*

Enjoy lad
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>>77000298
are you swarthy?
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>>77000320
sounds like a plan
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Morning lads
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>>77000344
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>>77000344
nonce twat
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reckon I could smash the ugliest bint in the world if I just closed my eyes and thought of england
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>>77000360
want to punch it in the gut
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>>77000309
>you havent made it until you have spare time outside of your social/work/other commitments and you do things other than shitpost on 4chan with it.

like what other things. if i'm not working i'm hanging out with friends. so what other stuff am i supposed to do? i guess i could have more hobbies. i really only have like one hobby.

i wouldn't be shitposting right now, but i've been since for a week. been off work since wednesday. it's getting really fucking boring
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>>77000344
THAILAD!!!
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>>77000341
gypsy
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>>77000359
>>77000360
I don't think that's thailad
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>>77000359
god you try way too hard to fit in
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toil commences in 20 hours
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>>77000309
>>77000376
>but i've been since for a week
*sick
been sick for a week
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>>77000320
need to work up the courage to take pictures of myself and not throw a tanty over my ugliness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T6qU16fT4

How does this even happen
How does this even happen at age 8
Age fucking 8
I was playing pokemon red when I was 8
Like people get weird with the hormones in their preteens to teens and might be susceptible to something
But fucking 8
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>>77000376
hobbies. this place is a time sink with no returns. when i'm properly busy, i'll go entire weeks without coming here because my spare time is doing other stuff.

i come here when ive got nothing on, feeling lazy or taking a dump
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>>77000405
same
grim 2bh
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>I was playing pokemon red when I was 8
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>forget to remove shoes in Canada
>get a $12,000 fine
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>>77000344
morning nonce
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>>77000414
it's really quite bad hahaha
got a job lined up and the employer asked me to send him a pic of me reading a book (as a joke) and I literally cannot do it lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNCtvmjQBwE
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>>77000407
probably just a fan of rupaul's drag race
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>>77000320
i'm sub-average, but i've still got 200+ matches since last August when i downloaded tinder. the problem is my cripplingly low self-esteem. 200+ matches, 0 dates. truth is i've only ever asked one of them out, which i then cancelled because literally the day after i got exposed to hepatitis C infected blood and spent the next several months in deep depression. the blood tests came back negative, thank God. since then any girl i could have asked out, i've just not felt like she's really worth the effort.
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>>77000439
hahaha reading a book
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>>77000417
sex partners in the double digits tbch
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>>77000439
Why would an employer request that
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>>77000458
yeah the absolute madman etc.
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>>77000452
what are your pictures of
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>>77000439
there are two types of guys who take good photos: attractive guys and funny guys.

take a photo of you reading a book looking interested, but the book is obviously upside down or some other silly joke.
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>>77000413
>when i'm properly busy, i'll go entire weeks without coming here because my spare time is doing other stuff.
same here now. like i said, i'm very sick so i'm at home 24/7 with nothing to do except listen to music, watch netflix, and shitpost. i mean i guess i could do more productive stuff like play the guitar, study German, or whatever else i started to do but then abandoned shortly thereafter, but i just don't have the motivation for it tbhwyf

can't wait till i'm not sick anymore and can go back to smoking weed every day, and getting drunk every other day.
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often suffer from delusionals of grandeur

just yesterday I choreographed my potential handshake with donald trump as prime minister of australia to the letter so he couldn't pull me in with that WWE move he uses on everyone else, reckon my country was quite proud of me when it went on the evening news
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>just yesterday I choreographed my potential handshake with donald trump as prime minister of australia to the letter so he couldn't pull me in with that WWE move he uses on everyone else, reckon my country was quite proud of me when it went on the evening news
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>Start watching a YouTube video on my computer
>stop halfway through to get into bed
>look up the video on my phone
>it has the little red bar indicating how much of it I've watched
>except I don't have a YouTube account
How the FUCK did my phone know what I've been watching on my PC?
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>>77000477
it's my brother's workplace (at a bookstore) and they're all jokey and chummy, must be some joke with him
>>77000489
I was going to do something along these lines but desu the main reason I don't want to is because I would need to prop up my phone/ set a timer/ all that shite
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>>77000530
you are being watched
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>>77000504
>donald trump as prime minister
would pay to see this
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>>77000530
synchronisised (or how it is spelled) google account?
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>>77000542
reading comprehension
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>>77000530
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not a rorke just fervently believe that islam is completely incompatible with western civilisation simple as
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full time toil starting tomorrow
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>>77000480
there's one picture of me and my neighbours cat (RIP) that i applied one of those trendy filters to so it looks artsy. then there's one of me whitewater kayaking. err, eating shit at whitewater kayaking. then there's a selfie of me in front of a waterfall. another selfie of me looking bemused. a picture of me and my brother in snowboard gear. and then a pair of my muddy workboots cause i didn't have anything else. i don't usually take pictures, so i was stretched pretty thin. come to think of it i'm probably in the background of other people's pictures more than i am in the center of my own pictures.
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>>77000549
>just yesterday I choreographed my potential handshake with donald trump as prime minister of australia
could literally go both ways
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>>77000567
not if you account for the context of the entire sentence
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>>77000563
>i'm probably in the background of other people's pictures more than i am in the center of my own pictures.
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>>77000567
Dumb shitskin
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>>77000563
those are some eXtReMe pics mate you have earned 200 shots at not being a miserable virgin
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>>77000546
I don't have a Google account. Neither my PC or phone were logged in to anything.
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>>77000580
>>77000587
wrong
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listening to the rhcp (red hot chilli peppers)
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>>77000607
Nice1
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who'll come a-waltzing matilda with me?
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>>77000598
fugg
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nobody in britain still actually supports brexit right?
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>>77000448
I cant be the only one who thinks this type of dancing looks absolutely stupid
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>>77000618
50/50
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/brit/ are my friends
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>>77000619
racist
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>>77000618
only university of life graduates
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>>77000592
>those are some eXtReMe pics mate you have earned 200 shots at not being a miserable virgin

now if only i had some self-confidence. desu it's getting better now that i'm becoming more social and stuff, but it's still not that great. i've never kissed a girl, let alone had sex with one. actually i've never gotten close to a girl ever. i've never looked one in the eyes and had a deep, meaningful conversation. and so now i'm in my 20s and still feel like i'm 13 in some aspects. it sucks.
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>>77000618
Both leaders of the two major parties are hard brexiters
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>>77000639
does getting 200 matches not give you confidence?
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Gonna only buy peach brandy from now on so I don't drink so much

Then when I think "Yea reckon I'll have a drink" I'll then realize "Wait all I have is peach brandy."
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>>77000613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v22SPtCFck8#t=400s

mum sent me this the other day because we were actually there, thought the seekers would all be dead by now but apparently not
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>>77000659
Why not...just not buy any drink....
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you know you're getting old when people your age are getting fucking married

no one should get married before 27
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>>77000658
well if i'm going to be honest with you 100 of them were bots, 75 were fatties, and the rest never responded.
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>>77000679
Was supposed to be getting married last year lol
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>>77000673
because he's a degenerate alcoholic
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>>77000673
Because I like to drink but I'd prefer to enjoy it less.
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>>77000679
parents got engaged before 20 and married in early 20s
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>>77000659
I did something like this, but ended up cracking and drinking all the southern comfort anyway

best to just get yourself something nice
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>>77000688
>lol
doubt it
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>>77000679
misanthrope runtoid
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>>77000679
yeah know a few people who are married/engaged. reckon my mate is going to propose to his gf soon but ill probably have a word with him if i find out he is.
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>>77000504
My latest delusion of grandeur is somehow convincing Ireland, North and South to go full religious ethno-nationalism and kick out all the non-Irish and finally unite. By the time that all came to effect, Britain would be a Caliphate and Western Europe a mess of civil wars between the tiny pockets of white resistance left standing and the unending brown horde. I would then train specialists to infiltrate and assassinate the top British sheikhs or sultans or whatever and soon I would have freed Britain. Western Europe is too big a conquest to make alone, so I team up with Poland who is still white and Catholic. With God on our side, we start with France. Soon we control all of Western Europe except Germany. We eradicate Germany in its entirety. All of the brown hordes and the Germans too are wiped out. The land is divided up. Most of it goes to Poland for their bravery. I continue, conquering nation after nation, wiping Islam and Judaism out entirely. I am offered title of King of the World. I refuse.


Need help.
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who is waltzing matilda anyway
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boggles the mind how thousands of generations managed to find a partner before me and I'm the net sum of their efforts, only to destroy the entire bloodline by not mating and producing offspring
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>>77000694
it was a different time

im 24 and people getting married even at my age seems downright odd

yanks seem to marry a lot younger though, another symptom of their less advanced civilisation
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brexit when
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>>77000710
not reading this veritable novella
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>>77000723
They marry younger because so many of them believe you have to marry to have sex
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>>77000681
oh

yeh theres no reason for you to be confident you are a complete failure
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>>77000721
well you just misunderstand the whole thing really

all those other generations had dead ends too
all in all there are more dead ends than living ones by a huge margin
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>My latest delusion of grandeur is somehow convincing Ireland, North and South to go full religious ethno-nationalism and kick out all the non-Irish and finally unite. By the time that all came to effect, Britain would be a Caliphate and Western Europe a mess of civil wars between the tiny pockets of white resistance left standing and the unending brown horde. I would then train specialists to infiltrate and assassinate the top British sheikhs or sultans or whatever and soon I would have freed Britain. Western Europe is too big a conquest to make alone, so I team up with Poland who is still white and Catholic. With God on our side, we start with France. Soon we control all of Western Europe except Germany. We eradicate Germany in its entirety. All of the brown hordes and the Germans too are wiped out. The land is divided up. Most of it goes to Poland for their bravery. I continue, conquering nation after nation, wiping Islam and Judaism out entirely. I am offered title of King of the World. I refuse.
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>>77000721
chances are one of your convict ancestors raped somebody tho
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>>77000710

think ill give this one a miss
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>>77000741
im chinese-australian x
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>>77000752
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>non-anglo countries posting in /brit/

stay in your lane man
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Got bloody hatted again lads. Thought I'd be safe at 4am.
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got banned for posting pickle rick on /tv/
shittiest mods on this website
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>>77000773
mmm wonder if i got banned for shitposting in it
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the point is
you aren't the sum of all their efforts, you;re just a part of it

just as a family tree branches on the way up, it also branches on the way down

you dying a virgin doesn't kill off your genetic lineage as much as you might think
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>>non-anglo countries posting in /brit/

>stay in your lane man
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>>77000765
inb4 yanks aren't anglo
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reckon hitler was right all along and we fucked the entire thing
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>>77000780
not part of it, if you fail then its the end of that isnt it
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/brit/ posters in this order:
1. Aussies
2. Brits
3. That Ethiopian lad
4. Yanks
5. The Algerian
6. Leafs
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>>77000792
no.
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>>77000212
Every lad I've talked to says girl on Bumble never respond, wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them are bots desu
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my brothers will pass on my families runt genetics
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>>77000802
yes
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>>77000786
reported to:

the ADL
the JIDF
the IDF
the SPLC
AIJAC

disgusting anti-semite (this post is NOT a joke, i am 25% jewish)
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>>77000810
actually not though
do not challenge me on this further
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just cleaned my dick with a kfc wipe
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>>77000783
they'd need to at least qualify as white to be considered anglo
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>>77000808
always find it interesting how any /brit/lads with siblings are always the black sheep of the family

often congratulate myself on being an only child so my myriad failures don't have competition
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sometimes I forget I got married (as a joke) 3 years ago to some girl I went to uni with

I wonder how she's doing, we haven't spoken in months
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If you asked any person from any society from the neanderthals to 1970AD about their opinion on transsexuals, they would reply negatively.

Why the fuck is it completely unacceptable to even refuse to use one of these persons' fictitious pronouns today?
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why do amish people look like jews?
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>>77000826
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weird though like your ancestors ran from predators hid in caves probably starved at times hunted prey etc. all to produce a runtoid like you
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>>77000838
>EU flag
don't think so Rakim
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>europe

https://streamable.com/z4olg
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>>77000834
why is it so hard for you to use basic etiquette and manners to refer to innocent people in the way they want to be referred to? their personal choices are never going to impact your life in any meaningful way

/brit/ is leftypol discord property by the way x
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>>77000848
viru DO NOT click
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>>77000836
obviously the beards you melt
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>>77000829
>a member of a family or group who is regarded as a disgrace to it.
wouldn't go that far desu
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>>77000836
are they not jews?
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>>77000861
no
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>>77000844

speak for yourself ancestors mate my ancestors are smiling at me
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>>77000861
they're like modern day puritans
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>>77000001
fuck, that was close.
>>
just ate prawn hargow with soy sauce
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i predict that pixelcanvas will become an area of interest for /brit/ at some point
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>>77000861
brainlet

>>77000848
brainlet
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>>77000844
>>77000867
>muh ancestors
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>>77000834
because people developed better things to do with their time than carry on about what people prefer to be called
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JUST cooked up a steak and mash lads
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>>77000884
who cooks steak and mash at 4 in the morning
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>>77000884
good man
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>>77000861
nah they're like post-anabaptists
>>
wonder if my ancestors all get together in skyland and watch me wank every now and again
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>>77000884
looks decent lad
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>>77000881
hello professor goldman
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>>77000893
he does so it seems
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HEY GUYS
*BUUUURP*
I MADE AN ALBUM HAHAA
GET SCHWIFTY!
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>>77000893
Me
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>>77000884
>that blob of fat that hasn't been cut off before serving
>steak is clearly too cold in the middle
>that grim mash
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JUST cooked up a fish and chips lads
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the vast majority of posters complaining about canadians in /brit/ are yanks
funny that
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>>77000900
wonder this about my grandma in particular
>>
ancestor worship is the best form of religion
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>>77000917
canadians are snow yanks
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>>77000884
>raw meat

toungelet

>>77000912
>tomato sauce / ketchup on fish n chips

tonguelet
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>>77000923
WE

>>77000928
not in the maritimes sweet tea x
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>>77000910
Aye well I'm cooking at home lad. I'm not serving to the queen.
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>>77000930
>tomato sauce / ketchup on fish n chips

That's HP sauce you mong. actually it's A1 steak sauce, but they're the same thing.
>>
Is it possible to just not breathe until you die?
*does an attempt*
>>
the only sauce you need is mayo
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>>77000938
ugh
barbarian

>>77000939
>Steak sauce
>>
might travel to africa to become a warlord and make myself king of some backwater swamp desu
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>>77000938
its a bit fucking late for tea isn't it you twat
>>
>>77000943
nah youd probably pass out and start breathing
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>>77000950
I woke up late you bellend
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>>77000928
wrong.

canadians are snow australians

>>77000939
why do yanks love british steak sauces so much?

even non-britboo yanks rave about a1
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>>77000946
bent twat
>>
>>77000943
no your body will literally make you do it automatically once the situation is critical, that's why people drown
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>>77000948
you wouldn't last 1 day in Africa. they would make you their fucking bitch, and by the end of the day you're getting fucked in the ass because they thing raping a white guy bareback will cure AIDS
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>>77000964
hello n*****
>>
FUCK OFF YANKS WE'RE FULL
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>>77000943
no, your diaphragm and intercostal muscles will start involuntary contraction, with increasing force as you get more starved for air, this is what causes drowning people to suck water into their lungs after a time

if you are in the 0.1% of humans with an iron will, you may hold your breath until you pass out, but once you lose conciousness you will start breathing as normal
>>
>>77000967
hello n*****
>>
yanks welcome, some of the nicest tourists
>>
>>77000962
TIL A1 steak sauce is British. glad i googled it before calling you a mong.
>>
very partial to yanks
>>
>>77000967
those poor niggers will do anything for a white man's money
>>
>>77000962
>canadians are snow australians
Absolutely incorrect, fuck off Wu
>>
poms not welcome

smug pompous twats who are awful tourists
>>
>>77000967
>ass
FOY

>>77000990
>TIL
FORY
>>
the simple fact is that new zealanders are the only posters saving this general at the moment, it would be a lost cause otherwise
>>
finally it is late enough for myself to enter the realm of sleep and forget about this mediocre existence for a few hours
>>
>>77000982
thanks
>>
>>77000998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BmqKsLvALJ
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>>77000998
booking a flight to come over there and whinge just because of this post
>>
>>77000990
literal brainlet

>>77000995
canadians are our brothers next to kiwis. Love canadians (outside of /int/)
>>
>>77000850
>their personal choices are never going to impact your life in any meaningful way
But that's not true. Allowing social ills like this to permeate will only further cause the downward spiral of the public order. This endless "do whatever you want" movement results in people who put way too much stock in their conjured-up personal identifiers and makes them feel oppressed by the system, whether because they merit it or because they have incorrigible victim mentalities. It causes internal strife in societies as the established roles of peoples and their place is put into doubt, leaving people with entirely individualized lives defined by their own norms. Instead of giving people more freedom, that almost always will result in unhappiness, nihilistic personal philosophies, despair, and feelings of not fitting in or feeling detached from everyone else. There's a reason why depression is so prevalent amongst the 'other' gendered, and its because they put themselves in that hole, a world defined by entirely different values from the vast majority of people, which few others want to jump into.

I, like every other sane person have an interest in seeing my culture and society last and flourish even after my death. This is what it means to be part of society. Leftists must believe this too if they care about climate change, no? And further my kids will have to live in the world we leave behind and I want them to be happy and the way for that to happen is to feel accepted within their gender roles which spring from biological fact and accomodate a great diversity of personalities anyhow.
>>
>>77001004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bbzfXAhzb3
>>
>>77001025
shan't
>>
CSPs subject to a technical capacity notice must notify the Government of new products and services in advance of their launch, in order to allow consideration of whether it is necessary and proportionate to require the CSP to provide a technical capability on the new service.
>>
>>77000001
so close...
>>
>>77000850
>you're a bad person if you don't change your speech patterns to appease my autism
>>
idubbz
>>
>>77001042
true. wasn't going for it though
>>
ah yes the dead hours
>>
A1 sauce is just brown ketchup
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dunno why you guys hate pickups so much they're really quite useful
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NEED to wank but in the automobile

very grim situation
>>
>>77001065
Blame the Pacific.
>>
the ultimate result of tolerating any label as being a valid gender will be judgement based on sex, and then the cycle will begin anew
>>
>>77001020
nah they're even more YANK'd than we are
>>
>>77001025
wrong
>>
>>77001025
did you really just write this all out?
embarrassing
>>
can hear the birds outside
>>
>>77001106
it's like you don't know autistic argument leaf
>>
>>77001106
i thought it was a good post
>>
>>77001134
rorke
>>
>>77001140
we live in the rorke man's world
no one likes these gender queer fags
>>
>>77001122
is this the fascist metaphysics one?
haven't seen him post in ages
>>
>>77001158
no, I'm the drawrorke
>>
toil in 6 hours, 30 minutes
>>
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right - left - radical centre
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servitude at sunrise
>>
where can I download the next twin peaks episode?
>>
>>77001228
stan.com.au
>>
Really how snowflake does a guy have to be to need to pretend he's a girl? Not every 'guy' has to be the archetypal charismatic quarterback. There's sombre artists, redditard science deifiers, bear daddies, leather daddies, or even metrosexual bender wine connossieurs. What it means to be a guy is extremely broad. Every guy should be able to comfortably fit within the definition in his own way. If you can't you're just an attention whore.
>>
>yanks get arrested if they cross the road not at a traffic light

Snorting and guffawing
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pillow: america
small dog: republicans
big dog: polite society
>>
>>77001238
meant for free
how long does it take those croatians to upload it to the bay?
>>
>>77001228
Reddit
>>
>>77001244
biting political commentary
>>
>>77001244
like this
>>
>>77001263
reddit
>>
Yanks should be put against the wall and forced to renounce their sins
>>
>>>/tv/84782933

creasing
>>
Theres been a fight at the workhouse
On my way home now. First time dis week
How's it foing?
>>
>>77001106
i think having a stunted attention span is more embarrassing mate
>>
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>>77001303
>>
>>77001318
reddit
>>
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Perhaps he's wondering who would disrupt communications, before invading from a plane?
>>
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>>77001328
>>
>>77001178
That was a great pic of Sara btw
>>
>>77001328
>>77001336
reddit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toD_R6t1pI

off to bali lads
>>
>>77001314
or maybe I just don't care about trannies
>>
>>77001242
Cannot fabricate this
>>
i literally would pay millions to have a speaker hooked up to everyone in this thread's ear just so I can scream "reddit" or "hello nigger" into a microphone at you when appropriate
>>
>>77001372
hat
>>
unironically think indonesia would be one of the most interesting and beautiful countries in the world if they weren't muslim
>>
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>hat
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>>77001346
what's this pic of sara?
>>
>>77001357
honestly not sure what to respond to this
perhaps if you could muster up the willpower to read a post longer than 2 sentences you'd find out why it may be important to care?
>>
>>77001392
it's both of those things anyway
>>
>>77001399
leaf drew a pic of Sara and sent it to Aisha
>>
>>77001414
can you post it? please? (-:
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>>76995504
>>76995504
>>76995504
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