/brit/

based nigger

>>76981870
totnes mentioned

Dog's rubbing her cunt mucus all over the furniture again

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Liverpool?
more like liverpeng

take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole

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>rating universities
>rating cities

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>started posting about how robot socialism would save humanity earlier
>people started jumping in and saying 'people derive meaning from work'

surely only tarquins actually push this lie.surely every wagey here is praying for tomorrow to never come right now.

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i want to put my fucking boss in a fucking gas chamber and blow up my fucking office and never go to work again REEEEEEEE I HATE WORK!

yuzu

Thought I knew every station in the Tube but I guess not.
Oh, I see, it's on the Jubilee line. Makes sense.

>Bread used to celebrate the Eucharist during Roman Catholic Mass must not be gluten-free - although it may be made from genetically modified organisms, the Vatican has ruled.

Baffled that people subscribe to this religious nonsense

>>76981934
the wimbeldon wasn't. heard of it plenty of times. watched it a few. just like pretending we don't know about british things

>>76981954
Well he gives me 20k a year as a gift but doesn't let me touch it. I have 80k in an account right

*partakes in some swiss cottaging*

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>>76981997

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lunch

>>76982017
>jubilee line
>irrelevant

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i'll be behind my desk in 15 hours

A L R I
L
R
I

>there's a single white girl in the whole of Spiderman: Homecoming
>she has like 2 lines total and is always a background character

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So yeah /brit/ if you could just come in and do overtime tomorrow that'd be great...

>>76982006
i have two superiors at work.

One is really chilled out. he just tells me what to do and answers any questinos i have. he'll sit with me if i'm still not getting it.

One is neurotic. he'll come into my office, expects me to drop whatever im doing to do what he wants. if i do something even slightly wrong he will criticse me for it - but conversely he actually cannot teach me anything (because he doesn't know how to do the tasks i do himself).

>>76982038
nice shartburger

>>76982053
how diverse

>>76982038
making me hungry

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quite like the idea of an all-female rock festival with nothing but super attractive blond swedish girls lezzing out 2bqhwy

>>76982059
sorry but i have plans already. bye.

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good looking people making funny faces

>>76982033
i don't mean socialism as such.

i just mean an economy where the bulk of work is done by robots and everyone gets universal income.

there is still property and a chance of being better off than others based on the value of people's artistic, intellectual or physical endeavours.

how much annual leave do other wagecucks here get per year?

i get 25 days leave +8 bank holidays. up to 10 additional days leave were offered for £4 out my paycheck per day per month but im a stingy cunt

got a good night's sleep, had 3 cups of coffee, hearty breakfast and i STILL feel tired
annoying 2bh

>>76982131
yeh about the same.

>>76982131
exactly 0

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Oh yeah, and I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in next weekend to catch up because your team is a little behind

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>he didnt fuck a yank girl in his uni dorm

>>76982111
something off about this picture and i can't tell what it is

>>76982040
second only to the bakerloo

lad on grindr asked me to piss on him

considering it desu

>>76982033
>engels didn't want to run a factory
true
>yes you can still have a house
true
>ussr is still relevant
true
>economic calculation
true (read cockshott)
>labour theory of value
true
>usa keeps toppling countries
true
>stalin can't control weather
true
>proletariat have false consciousness
true

>>76982145
how do you get time out of work then? what if you want to go on holiday?

Location of the interesting brutalist flats in the Kingsman film.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5390528,-0.186482,3a,75y,52.33h,88.99t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sewJE_08WeuJkTttTNTw9ng!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DewJE_08WeuJkTttTNTw9ng%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D169.50024%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

Thought they might be CGI

>>76982131

23+bank holidays

dire

>>76982053
why would you possibly care?

>>76982151
bet her farts stink

>>76982108
*goes into the festival as a 6'6" hairy man built like a brick shithouse*
*gets stopped*
*tells them i'm a woman and they'll be reported for transphobia if im not allowed in*
*get let in and given 10 free women to shag as an apology for their TRANSgressions*
*shags the rest of them too since i'm the only penis available*

>>76982053
now you know how minorities feel when a film is all white

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>>76982151
fucked a brit one instead

>>76982131
30 days + 8 bank holidays.

taken exactly 2 days leave this year and because i'm leaving early i won't be taking any other leave (besides maybe 2-3 days to move to another city)

bit grim 2bh since i shan't be taking any actual holiday this year, but i get paid for the leave i don't take.

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>>76982169
I actually can't imagine being this willfully delusional

>>76982181
hello nigger

>>76982202
well no because "minorities" are precisely that. a minority. when a majority is misrepresented as a minority, then an agenda is being pushed.

>>76982038
tomato, basil pesto and mozzerella is a solid combo. would have opted for a baguette or panini over a flatbread or whatever that is though

>>76982171

theres a similar one in hampstead too
the council bought up the land in the 60s and purposely located it as a fuck you to the rich residents

>>76982131
Only 14, but I make $63k starting

Our company is british so I thought about doing a year in London, looked at the salary there for the exact same position and it only paid $40k.

Not doing this as some sort of country dick measuring, just curious as to why your guys salaries are so low?

why do yanks write on yellow paper?

might have accidentally got a full time job

I'm not black I'm OJ

>>76982240
i reiterate
why do you care whats in the spiderman film? just don't watch it

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snowing out

>>76982259
A White paper is authoritative reports that inform readers in short to understand complex issues, solve problem and make right decision. In government terms, A white papers are presenting government policies, legislation and public feedback. In B2B Marketing terms, A white papers are long-form content designed to promote the products or services from a specific company. B2B white papers are generally used to generate sales leads, establish thought leadership, make a business case, or inform and persuade prospective customers, channel partners, journalists, analysts, or investors.

Yellow Paper is a formal paper that is used for research. It is type of thesis or research paper of specify topic and have not any legal or authorised value.

>>76982258
We're poor as fuck senpai.
US has the highest wages on the planet so you're always going to be getting less elsewhere.

>tfw NEET
>tfw have 365 days of leave per year

>>76982006
hope you know that this post is available to the following list of bodies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigatory_Powers_Act_2016#Authorities_allowed_to_access_Internet_connection_records

might have accidentally hired some Australian lad

>>76982151
had an american gf while I studied abroad at uni of illinois

was alright

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do yanks really keep their sneakers in the fridge?

>>76982278
>dude why do you care if a child gets raped it's okay because at least it isnt you being raped

>>76982258
free healthcare, public transport, lower income tax rate

>>76982258
the UK is unironically the most JUST western country to live in.

Brexit proper did my nut in because it made escaping it harder.

gimmick idea: comprise a speech entirely of hitler quotes and then get leftists to upvote/like/retweet/applaud it

>>76982229
why not
i once thought communism was evil but i came around by actually looking into it

>>76982300
yeah sure i can just build a fucking gas chamber and construct a bomb capable of blowing up a entire office building

silly git

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLM5p0kVZG0
NEED A THICC SPANISH BINT RIGHT NOW

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>>76982310
this is one of the bizarrest analogies I have ever encountered

>the fucking state of women on tinder

liked about 4 girls out of 500+

>>76982333
tim mcveigh did it

>I can't watch this film there's too many black people in it

absolute fucking STATE of /pol/

>>76982310
do you consider some

>>76982240
it's one fucking film
a fucking capeshit film
christ

>>76982331
could dissect every one of those points but don't feel like it. I've probably already blown you the fuck out on "muh surplus value" here in /brit/ anyway

>>76982328
why does /brit/ attract america's most rabidly ritalin-addled ADHD kekistani 14 year old sperglords?

thoughts of the recent rise of paganism in Europe?

>>76982356
>dude just ignore bad thing
>dude just ignore bad thing

>>76982283
how do you stay warm in your flimsy wooden houses during such harsh winters?

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>>76982308
yes

>>76982376
are you the yank with a multi millionaire dad

>>76981951
tube

>>76982375
>its one fucking film
*tries really really hard to ignore the fact that every fucking film has a forced nigger in it*

>>76982420
good post

>>76982415
no

>>76982379
it's just a bit of banter

>signed up for grindr just to see what its about (not gay)
>didn't even add a picture
>already have lads trying to have sex with me

hmmm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76982439
thanks, a lot of effort went into that one

>>76982379
I think reddit might suit you better

>>76982369

repulsive

>>76982428
i don't ignore it my man, i just don't care
find something better to obsess over

>>76982458
this is how they're turning our boys gay!!
un-fucking-believable

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tomorrow

>>76982171
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandra_Road_Estate

>>76982480
hello nigger

>>76982473
nah my issue isn't with the brit lads here or the people from australia or nz or even from paraguay.

its with the yanks. they're all such fucking cringeworthy, unself-aware muppets. i really wish they'd fuck off.

gissa kiss for a goodnight

what should i watch then me laddos

>>76982316
That would make sense but I have easy public transport with a subway, my healthcare is paid for by my company (private probably better than NHS desu), my income tax is higher, but london taxes overall are higher than my city

Also your housing is significantly more expensive. So I still don't really get why the salaries are THAT much lower

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>"so what's your lady situation, bro?"

>>76982515
why are you on a website whose most numbered posters are american by far then?

brutalist architecture is vile and anyone who says they like it is being contrarian for the sake of it

>>76982534
im gay mate
whats your dad situation, hun? does he still talk to chairs?

Actually said "alri" out loud to my brother today

>>76982415
No thats me. I dont argue on here because i'm genuinely too stupid and would lose any

my faggot brother said alri today out loud what a fucking sad cunt lmao

>>76982541
why are you in the British thread

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>"what is 'incel'? stop saying weird shit dude it's embarrassing"

>>76982583
because this is /int/

>>76982580
>faggot

FOY

not homophobic just hate gays simple as

>>76982583
see >>76982583

>it costs £4 to visit the grave of Karl Marx
chuckling

https://highgatecemetery.org/visit

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anime

>>76982617
>redditor intelligence
/int/ is for discussing international culture, not intranational culture

imagine being such a sad cunt you go on an american website to complain about americans

middlesbrough is a shithole haha

north korea is actually the only remnant of what life in the far east was like prior to western interference

SoKo/Japan/China as we know them now are the unnatural freaks, not the NoKos

>>76982629
yes or if you're not a spastic you can find an easily jumpable fence

>>76982636
this is the thread to discuss British culture yet you spend your time talking about yank niggers

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Won an RAF sponsored engineering competition

got this exclusive scale model of our new secret Skylon spaceplane design

Pay your tv licence.

>>76982572
5, 3, 2, 1, 6, 4

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HOLJA BRETH FOR FIFTEEN SECNS

CLOSE YUR AYES COVA YA LIPS

>>76982629
>>76982672
might go

>>76982675
looks like a thunderbird

"Dude, Cody...youre fuckin weird, bro. No wonder ur a virgin, u spaz"

>>76982692
khajiit has wares if you have the coin

imagine being such a sad cunt you're not even an american

>this is the thread to discuss British culture

alri lad

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>>76982692
That's a FAT cat

>>76982674
>everyone posting under an american flag is the same person
hmmm
and you're the one who brought this topic up, which your tiny brain must've forgotten

>>76982675
reporting you for leaking classified information

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feeling down lads

>>76982720
where in america do you live

there are select few good places there

So I still didnt get a reason.

Why would the same job in london pay me $23k less? why is that a thing?

Could I even live that comfotrably in london on $40k year?

I feel rich here on $63k

>>76982675
>our

what part of the plane did you design mate?

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>might as well get this out of the way before the usual poster gets here

Babestation

>>76982733
FUCK YOU!!!!!

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>"just fucking talk to her, dickwad."

>>76982745
you wouldn't know where it is, then you'd google it and you'd make your own assumption on what it's like even though you've never even heard of it up until 3 seconds ago

>>76982745
Seattle

might be on $55k a year as of next week
no rent to pay so should do quite nicely

>>76982735
>you're the one who brought this topic up
fucking howling at your stupidity
>everyone posting under the union jack is the same person

>>76982745
Virginia

>>76982675
want

>>76982781
which state then

you can even specify the "north-west/south-east/whatever" region of the state

question: why is it that yanks always love to display their complete ignorance in a way that no other nationality on /int/ does?

I'll give you an example

brit: i like curry-sauce on chips
yank: YOU FUCKING PAJEET GO BACK TO PAKISTAN MY DUDE
any other nationality: *googles 'british curry sauce and chips'* - oh we don't have that here it looks nice/bad/whatever

brit: i'm considering voting liberal democrats because tories don't really have a chance in my area
yanks: 'YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING LIBTARD KEK I BET YOU WANT TO WATCH YOUR WIFE GET BLACKED'
any other nationality: *googles the lib dems* - ah yes they're like X party in my country, i don't vote for them and here is why

brit: my geordie mate told me ....
yank: WHATS A GEORDIE? BROSEPH?? IS THAT WHAT YOU RETARDED BRITS CALL PEOPLE FROM GEORGIA HAHAHAHA
any other nationality: *googles geordie* - ahh yes i met someone on a business trip from newcastle

why are yanks like this?

>>76982800
hmmm, what's this? >>76982379
oh right, you bringing this topic up

>>76981989
that looks livershite

>>76982787
>No rent to pay

Genuinely pathetic. Why are non-americans so ok with living with their parents for so long?

hooked up with a girl when I was in london and she had to come to my fucking hostel because she still lived with her parents at 24

>>76982737
the model isnt classified
but they did show us a classified video and they searched us and took our phones so we couldnt record it

it was a video of an engine testfire, and they were concerned foreign scientists might be abke to reverse engineer some aspects of the design from the video

>>76982771
french post reminded me:
they said apparently the French delegation to the ESA has been trying to sabotage the project for years by filing frivolous complaints and stealing (then losing) important paperwork and stuff cause the french are trying to figure out what we did and make their own version

apparently the French prevented them from using a vacuum test chamber for 1.5 years and brought the entire thing to a halt

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>>76982829

>>76982784
Heard mixed things about this one
don't fancy being near all those SJWs

>>76982809
is it very white there

>>76982841
I went to school in London

My 40-something teacher still lived with his parents, was a totally normal guy

>>76982828
cannot imagine being autistic enough to type out a post like this

>>76982675
*accidentally sits on it*

OUCHIEMAMA

>>76982855
>thinking I was referring to you specifically instead of brits as a whole
you might be a bit retarded

>>76982869
does she have a penis?

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>"what do you mean you struggle with confidence?"

>>76982828
Genuinely a full blown "normie" that has made british friends every time I've backpacked through europe and SEA

CBA to care about what some virgin NEET like you thinks about me

Shadilay, fellow /brit/kekistanis!

>>76982880
hola redito

>>76982865
too lazy to make a comic version of it.

the point still stands though.

>>76982841
my rent was going up $60 a week and my friends moved out
why do yanks hate their parents?

>>76982869
she looks dumb as fuck

>>76982856
outside of the poor areas of the city, yes

any based black man in?

nothing sweeter than cracking open that 7th beer of the day

ZOO WEE MAMA

>>76982929
man's about still

>>76982954
hello nigger

are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>76982965
no i'm 19 sir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljz9XYbXsUs

Got a PS4 and sunk a couple of hours into Horizon today lads
First time I've played vidya in a while, it's a surprisingly fun game

>>76982828
>brits in charge of handling banter
they can dish it out but sure as hell can't take it

Shame the holy land is occupied by Jews and not a crusader state

>>76982965
no im gay

>>76982985
get good at Siege

>>76982922
i think its all in your head to be honest

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>>76982987
>implying christianity and judaism aren't one in the same

I would like to take this moment to speak to you all about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

poo lol lmao arse poo willy poo poo arse willy

>>76983040
alcohol

>>76983033
you're my fav Irish poster m8
keep it up

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>Have you been here before, mate? You gay, pal?

[Lie -- say yes, say yes.] No. No, I-I'm not. God. Sorry. I mean I did once have this thing, with a... I had these feelings, but it was complicated; it was more of a sort of atmosphere -- nothing ever really... I mean sexuality's a sort of a spectrum, isn't it? Rather than a black and --

>Go on; fuck off; in you go.

Oh, thanks! Great. Brilliant -- there're a lot of gay guys in there tonight?

>Yeah.

Great. Brilliant.

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>anon stop trying to be funny, you're not funny

>>76983052
good post

Just ate 4 chocolate eclairs from Marks and Spencer and now feel like a bad man

>>76983034
Girls under a B cup are males

>>76983034
brutal

being unattractive in the social media age = it's OVER

not funny

i used to think chocolate eclaires were called chocolatey claires

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABgL2LcoBTU

>>76983074
Absolute madman

>>76983068
which ep is this from?
dont remember it

>>76983101
fucking stupid dickhead retard nigger

>>76980841

have an issue with this post

it's not the 60s anymore, if you're a runt who only has "oxbridge" going for him you will merely have a slightly advantage over people from rustlers or even charismatic ones from a poly. you also have to be careful how you come across, if you fall into the trap of seeming to be a know-it-all then it will rub recruiters the wrong way, especially the HR weenies who went to a poly and realise they're in a position of power over you. the default belief with oxbridge grads by plebs is that they are know-it-alls, this is why this is important

obviously go to oxbridge if you get an offer, only idiots refuse to go. but just be aware that it's not a guaranteed job afterwards, you can still fuck it up and end up one of the shitposting neets on here

imagine being a normrunt

>>76982986
its not banter though. it could be trolling, as in perhaps americans are just pretending to be ignorant about everything.

in which case it would be really effective trolling, because it does make my heart drop to see the excitement of a (you) being drowned out by the gut-wrenching feeling of an american posting an irrelevant reply.

some how i don't thnik its deliberate. as i said americans all seem to be 13 year old ritalin-taking ADHD MLG kekistani twats on here.

yanks are famous for speaking before they think. which may be a source of pride for them, but in all honesty is just sort of sad and embarassing.

I didn't know you were supposed to pull your foreskin back to piss until I read one of you here mention it years ago. I'm 26

>>76983034
n-no I'm not

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flegs

>>76983122
the one where Jeremy does jury service

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>>76983126

>>76983128
the HR and employment agency class needs to be culled imho

big advocate of bourgeois genocide

>>76983155
Alri little missy the not-boy sissy.

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Mum keeps accusing me of being autistic so now I'm acting like a super aspie to annoy her

>>76983101
lol

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hate women simple as

>>76983176
same, fantasise about putting landlords against a wall and shooting them

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rate me

>>76983195
grim

>>76983150
no dad?

>>76983157
is everyone in that crowd gay?

>>76983137
you are one sad yankrager

fuck off already

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>she won't respond on curiouscat

>>76983137
>redditspaced post for a red?dit opinion
checks out. might want to hop on back to red?dit now
>i-its not banter, it really hurts!
brits CANNOT handle the banter. yank tier, sm?h

>>76983157
is that a fucking transcaucasian flag next to the us/estonia flags

>>76983216
It's in London so yes

>>76983209
needs a shave/10

>>76983101
haha wow youre idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_zeErSrbkc

>>76983215
If you're dad told you how to piss that's pretty gay bro

>watch black american movies from the early 90s set in LA
>whole movie is about how much they hate whitey and cops
>casually align with hispanics for same reason

25 years later

>hispanics have literally hunted blacks out of said LA neighbourhoods

POTTERY

literally watching the SJW movements in the west aligning with muslims and knowing the exact same thing will happen

hate capitalism

Sent from my ipad

>>76983206
The Virgin Book

>>76983175
wholeheartedly agree, the best recruiters are the lads who you will work for anyway. if you walk in and find you're being interviewed by your prospective boss you're onto a winner.

but it doesn't change the fact that you will have to get through that rubbish, assuming you're going for a job with an employer big enough to have a recruitment department

>>76983224
she's a rotter like the rest of them

state of that fisher price haircut

American Gods

y/n?

>>76983034

and people pretend that looks aren't everything

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peng

Baby driver was good even though I felt like I was reddit by enjoying enjoying it

>>76983299
me on the left

>>76983224
iktf

Why does Rorke hate Rasheed when their views are almost perfectly aligned?

>>76983206
what's that from?

>>76983299
[distant gunshots and timberlands]

>>76983291
n

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>>76983259

hate the rich
love the poor
simple as

Law#1: Briffault's Law
*The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can
derive any benefit from associating with a male no such association takes place.
-Caveat#1= Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued future association.
Simp= they don't care what what you did for them in the past. It is all about what you can do for them in the moment.
-Caveat#2= Any association based on a particular benefit will become null and void once said benefit has been provided.
No amount of simping/pandering will keep a women who isn't interested in you interested after she gets what she wants.
-Caveat#3= As long as she trust you and she receives benefits she'll continue the association. Hell she may even fight for the
association to exist..see:two girls fighting over one guy.

Law#2: Hypergamy= Women date up and are likely to cheat/destroy one association if they believe they have a better opportunity at hand(branch swing).
*Due to this fact it is optimal for men to date down as it fortifies the relationship against a womens hypergamous whims.
*i.e. an 8/10 man is better off dating a 6/10 woman if he desires loyalty

Law#3: Solipsism= Women are programmed to be extremely self centered, i.e. princess complex/queen complex/prima donna/diva, etc.
*women are opportunistic about associations while men are idealistic
*Women will go after a man who has it all
*Men will build with a woman to have it all

>>76983269
they're all run by British women here
love not getting a job because some dried up bint who's only "skill" is talking on the phone decided you weren't bubbly enough to sit behind a desk all day

Nothing more annoying and worthless than being interveiwed by some HR woman

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>>76983331

>>76983291
no

me playin a bit of Lara Croft: Womb Raider with the gf

https://vimeo.com/224832621

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>76983340
Good post tbf.

t. chicagoan

Aspartame and vegetable oils rot your brain

>>76983224
top class girl

the kind that makes others jealous

hate love
love hate
simple as

my fucking stupid mum calls risottos "stir fries"

>>76983374
not an argument

got a bad case of the fear

haven't pooed in a week

>>76983331
people hate seeing reflections of themselves

just snorted 2 lines of aspartame, about to beer bong some diluted flouride into my anus

>>76983299
*drill music starts playing*

>>76983422
n'aww bless xx

Watching soap box racing on Dave

Very enjoyable

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>>76983425
wasn't trying to argue, since your original post wasn't an argument in the first place

>>76983402
smart man. hate is something has developed in our evolution to keep us away from things that are harmful to us

HR was invented to give women something to do
like playing video games with a young child and giving them a controller that isn't actually plugged in

Wish I were Norwegian lads.

Met a british guy at the pub the other day

Kept saying alri, and wank and poo. Even brought up cara and maisie and cornettos but he didnt acknowledge any of it

There was a period where he was playing darts and I was just behind him talking desperately trying to remember things I learned here about british people. I remember bringing up kev and Timothy Byrne but he wouldn't even turn back and respond to me

After 5 minutes of trying I left him and said "walks away and talks to someone else"

>>76983448
not an argument

>>76983448
Now fuck off you fat useless sack of yankee doodle fucking dandy shite. Fuck off will ya.

Chad is not your enemy, women are

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The United Kingdom.. Or should I say, Queendom?

>>76983470
filing this under "American Humour"

>>76983478
not an argument

real post:

my friend said she got raped.

it's really hurting and making me anxious as fuck.

i want to go to the doctor and get diagnosed for anxiousness however will the doctor disclose what i said about my friend being raped/

she didn't come forward to the police.

>>76983497
Rape your friend to ease your tensions.

>>76983497
so you're anxious because your mate got raped?

how about you fucking pull yourself together

>>76983497
space this post out a little more like we do on reddit please, it makes it a whole lot easier to read. at least two spaces in between lines pls

>>76983492
its really funny though hahaha

>>76983470
filing this under "marked for deletion"

>>76983497
hola redito

>>76983497
one of my female friends told me she got raped as well but I feel like she was making it up.

"anxiousness "

love reddit spacing

hate reddit

hate yanks

simple as

hotel
motel
holiday inn

love reddit hate brits hate pints hate white people hate myself

might make a lefty version of one of those alt right twitters you see

>Proletarian Supremacist. Anti-Neoliberalism. Anti-Cultural Capitalism. Fighting Working Class Genocide. Revolt Against the Corporate World.

Wish I were a medieval innkeeper lads.

would happily lose my medical license to laugh in the face of some limp wristed spastic who came to my surgery with his sob story about anxiousness because his mate got raped

>>76983557
A male friend of mine told me he was raped (by a girl) and I had no idea what to say so I ignored it and neither of us ever mentioned it again

>>76983557
Same. She went to study abroad in a bunch of shitty 3rd world middle eastern countries and made a long facebook post about how she got raped by a paki and feminism was the solution to her rape history, then she never mentioned it again

>>76983591
>>76983591
>>76983591

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>>76983529
this


things are a lot easier to read


need an arab gf

>>76983614
>>76983617
early fucking dickheads

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>would happily lose my medical license to laugh in the face of some limp wristed spastic who came to my surgery with his sob story about anxiousness because his mate got raped

>once chance at life
>Born fat

It's really not worth it lads

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>tfw born a smart, funny and charismatic 6'5, reasonably handsome middle-class white male in the South-East of England

literally life on easy mode

>>76983614
>>76983617
mong cunts

>>76983570
>Hate yanks

Easy way to identify yourself as a paki or abnormie NEET.
I studied at York uni for 6 months and made loads of british friends, shagged a few british girls as well.

Any normal british person doesn't give a shit about someone being a yank, because they aren't that autistic. That's why I always shake my head and laugh when I see you guys post anti-yank material, because it just shows me that you're probably a shut-in

>>76983497
soft cunt