/brit/

>>76980483
lol no

woke up with a sore bum leaking white goo
not sleeping at my dad's again

still basking in that post-sex afterglow lads

>>76980483
HAHAHA no they aren't.

jesus christ you guys have america-tier brainwashing dont you?

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queen

devon

weed?

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kew gardens is literally just a park
it costs £40 to get in

the security is insane and they have their own dedicated police force

what are they hiding?

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Doggo

business idea : prohibit inter-thread quotation

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What would the militant and political factions look like during a hypothetical civil war or even post-war Britain?

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>talk to girl
>swap pics
>she's much more attractive than I could hope for
>she continues to talk to me

am i being bamboozled lads?

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>>76980510
>>76980534

lol yes

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/2017/world-ranking

LSE wasnt counted cause its a specialist uni, buts its the #1 economics college on the planet

>>76980546
wtf? who the fuck cares what a fictional character thinks?

red brick unis are better than the ancients

>>76980549
I knew someone from Devon and they said that people there are supposedly backwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHrQvIh0hxQ

>>76980546
isnt she just absolutely awful? she honestly cannot help herself, she's like reverse katie hopkins

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got a new gf

>>76980534
UCL, Cambridge, Oxford and ICL are all in the top 15 on this list https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/2017/world-ranking#survey-answer

Are there any actual Americans in America? Swiping through them on tinder and they all seem to originate from elsewhere

>>76980586
One of the few nice things he's ever done. It's comforting he's capable of doing that at least.

>>76980599
she's big

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>>76980510
>>76980534
>americans upset a country 100 times smaller them BTFOs even their best universities

hyuk hyuk hyuk

>>76980571
always sceptical about any rankings because they ignore any institution that doesn't come from an anglo country even thought they are some of the best in the world

>>76980585
>supposedly
why would he offer an assumption about a place he fucking comes from?

>>76980600
>>76980571
>Timeshighereducation

jesus fucking christ. what is actually wrong with you two? or is it samefag?

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suze

>>76980599
Absolutely vulgar

>>76980638
doing the band ja naimon listen

>>76980605
no, the whites killed most of them

>>76980557
My diamonds from the big heist.

>>76980585
lies. people in devon are very much forwards. forwards to the beach, forwards to the pub on sunday, forwards to the nearest source of scrumpy cider, and then possibly backwards home again. but still.

>>76980615
not sure what you're talking about because we always dominate these lists

>>76980615
We have 10 of the top 15 on that shitty list..... lmao

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Memory's getting worse and worse, can barely remember last week

>>76980626
they dont ignore them
but they use research output as part of their metric, and since English is the scientific lingua franca, English speaking unis have an advantage

>>76980635
THE is pretty much universally agreed to be the best metric there is. And I definitely trust it more than some random Yanks anecdotal evidence

Or do you have a metric youre using that you think is superior?

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>>76980571
utter state of the uk

VERY good edition.

In return I will send 15 Russian gfs to the UK as a thank you. Who wants?

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>>76980685
cute doggo :3

>>76980599
squeaking

thats the girl from the webm isnt
bloody hell shes completely fucked it

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love browsing tumblr and getting a dopamine rush from pretty photos

neighbours baby cries all the fucking time. runt genetics for sure.

>>76980635
that's just one listing that's universally recognised mate

>>76980700
howling

why do brits think they have better universities?

>>76980685
try taking heavy mind altering medication every day haha. sometimes i literally briefly forget where i am or what is actually going on around me

>>76980675
>>76980684
Wanna know what I call second place?
First loser.

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>>76980557
stops teenagers from hanging around and scaring old people and people with kids probably

>>76980702
Not me, can you send a cute Russian lad instead?

do deanos still go to nandos?

>>76980700
>>76980700
>>76980700
>>76980700
>>76980700
SCREAMING

>>76980700
wheres this from?

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stupid yankees

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499566309270.webm

>>76980696
it's just because the USA is commercially centuries ahead of any other country and the best unis in the UK can piggy back off US led anglo dominance. yet we have the arrogance of assuming it's oxbridge leading the way . pathetic

>>76980744
so you're first loser?
>>76980700
>>76980764

Is cambridge actually better than oxford?

How easy is your life if you have a degree from either in the UK? Since I know your country is super high on where you got your degree from

>>76980748

Not if for sexual purposes. If for friendship only then maybe.

so how many of you actually went to one of these top 5 or top 10 world unis or you're just proud that a uni you didn't get into was good?

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how did a beta like Macron become president?

going to a top 100 world uni, top 20 uk uni
not fussed really

>>76980813
I went to MIT

>>76980801
If you have a degree from Oxford/Cambridge then you're regarded as the 'elite'. You are the cream of the crop

Companies will go out and actually try and recruit you despite having no experience rather than you having to look for a job

students need to be massacred

>>76980801
lots of oxbridge graduates go on to become ministers and shiet

>>76980599
she has let herself go

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>>76980645
>>76980709
low test

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when will rorkes learn that porky capitalists and cop pigs are the evil ones, not innocent BLM groups who are trying to get their lives back on track

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>you will never be so posh the city destroys its history for you to park your wife's car

>>76980813
Unironically currently go to U of Chicago and its top 10 in the world

>>76980811
Alright then, friendship
;^)

>>76980801
Im still going to oxford rn but my parents both graduated from there

My dad got a First in Italian, with which he got a highpaying job at a solicitors and then later took the Bar Exam and became a lawyer then High Court Judge

off an Italian degree
thats the power of Oxbridge prestige

too dumb to get into a top 50 (uk) uni

>>76980851
>run from the police
>killed without trial
the absolute state of the poonited sharts

>>76980846
nah shes just objectively fat and ugly now
sad!

>>76980865
>moving a few bollards and cobbles
>destroying history

hmm

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anime

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>>76980813
hell yea boii

>>76980890
>shoot a white cop in the gut
>brits applaud

>>76980872
>free market fundamentalism: the college
state of you

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might forget the diet for a day and order 'minos

can you get phimosis in other parts of the body

>>76980889
iktf yet I make $63k now

want a watch no idea where to even start looking

>>76980872
what's chiacgo like

how are the basketball americans

>>76980851
when will sheeds learn that supporting capitalism from a calculation standpoint doesn't mean you have to have ancap ethics

>>76980813
>do mediocrly in my alevels (was like 1-2 marks off an A in all my courses)
>go to a foreign uni because i like the courses plus they don't seem to realise how alevel grades work
>turns out to be the best uni in that country
>get a really good education
>get the equivalent of a first
>go to the top uni for my discipline for my masters
>again do well in that

how does my story rank?

>>76980933
eyes

trump has turned the US presidency into a literal joke from which it will never recover

don't care if you like him or not, its a fact

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british friend of mine went on his first tinder date here and got called anteater dick

>>76980918
i don't applaud violence at all, it should be avoided at most costs

tfw i used too much phimosis cream and now my foreskin is like a wizard's sleeve

>>76980599
>>76980846
love her thicc
need her to whine her bumper pon mi cocky

>>76980922
>tfw my degree from U chicago is economics

are there actual teenagers posting in /brit/ right now?

fuck off

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>>76980916
what do you want to do when you leave?

>>76980916
they only accept like 20 people a year, consider yourselve doxed

>>76980970
but you dont have any friends

>>76980924

so girls do post on /brit/

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>>76980970

>>76980970
Uncut cocks are objectively better than cut ones, nicer looking, juicier heads, foreskin to play with, no ugly scars or discolouration, more pleasure

>>76981000
alri gramps

>>76980944
it's a war zone

>>76980971
then why defend him?

>>76980916
why hide the campus? it doesnt tell us anything specific

>>76980944
Chicago is absurdly segregated. I never see black people anymore.

They have their own spot of the city thats far away from anything and they just kill each other.

The north along the beach and downtown is just a bunch of rich white midwesterners

Underrated city though, people just see the crime from the gangs are uneasy

really really love the big fat shite i get to have after drinking coffee

literally the best part about coffee

>>76980968
didn't kennedy shag marilyn monroe in the oval office 50 years ago?

>>76981020
I'm assuming that you're female.

>>76981030
because he was shot and killed without a fair trial
justice has not been served and that just really kills my vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvFVGOR-fOY

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>>76980916
>conditiona
>>76981059
so was the cop he killed

just took a xanax. is this supposed to be fun? just feel tired

>>76981004
thats why i erased the college name
each college only accepts 2-4 people a year

>>76981031
see above

>>76981003
idealistically, research
or if i just want money ill probably just take some oil company job for a few years to accumulate some cash and then do research after

>>76981062
neat

>>76981031
wouldn't the campus be the college?

given that his discipline only takes in a few people and they're divided between different colleges it would be prety easy to dox him.

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>anglo unis

>>76981046
he didn't boastfully tweet about it though

>>76981020
not to american girls

>>76981041
Cleaning toilets in Starbucks must be proper grim after all those coffee poos

how come second cities are so often more 'diverse' and violent than first cities?

>chicago (america)
>birmingham (england)
>marseille (france)
>glasgow (scotland)
>belfast (ireland)

>>76981085
Whats the conditions of the conditional offer?

>>76981091
no it wouldnt you d need to go stand outside his lectures and guess which nerd browses /brit/

>>76981053
Haha no
>>76981103
Stupid, vapid ones with shit taste, yeah.

>>76981077
yep, and that was a crime, and he should face a trial to determine his punishment.

>right ball aching a little today after gym
>reckon I probably just lifted to heavy and didn't breathe right
>check balls in shower
>found a tiny lump at the top of my tight nut
>about the size of half a grain of rice


Gonna go to the doctors as soon as I can. Bit worried

doing a hungover

>>76980947
please give me feed back on this story

i feel like i some how rigged the british uni system.

*dives into thread*
yanks? NO THANKS!
*escapes*

>>76981122
rotterdam (netherlands)

>>76981123
A* A A, any subjects out of Maths, Further Maths and Physics

Pretty confident its in the bag tbqh

>>76981122
manchester is england's second city but the point still stands

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What books you lot reading then?

America has no second city.

>>76981122
Don't know about the others but chicago was a major blue collar city that had a lot of black labor.

those jobs died out so now people just deal drugs.

Is the history of the labor-market similar in any of those?

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me in the black suit with the brown shoes

peep show any good?

males are not women - sorry if that offends

Not enough weirdos on the 'chop these days.

>>76981138
probably an inguinal hernia

had one for what must have been a few years (not from lifting though). got rid of it and had to stop lifting for like 6+ months.

>tfw unironically got A*A*A* but failed my cambridge interview

>>76981173
90% shit with the odd bit of funniness

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>U.S. President Donald Trump said on Twitter on Sunday that he discussed forming a cyber security unit to guard against election hacking with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
ahahahahahahaha
cant believe im reading this

>>76981138
ahh, same except it happened 4 years ago and i ignored it ever since. have a blessed day

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102 people were shot in Chicago in one weekend

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>>76980638
want to bust

>>76981205
if only they had all had guns

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>>76981156
oh I thought conditional meant you had to clean the bogs or something lol

>>76981128
how do you give him a trial if he escapes, dumbass

>>76981122

london is the most diverse and violent though

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>anglo unis

why the fuck is it so hard to upload images now

>>76981185
knew a black lad who this happened to. he was really good at maths but failed a cambridge interview.

he said its because basically when he got told he had to do an interview he had no resources to use to prepare for it, because he was going to our shitty state school where no one knew what to do if someone got an interview at oxbridge.

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me in the hat and blue t shirt

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chicago is peng tbf

if you look in the top left corner you can see where black people kill each other

>>76981245
poo-k blown the fuck out

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>>76980764
unironically want to go to oxford so i can banter with the lads haha

>A* A A, any subjects out of Maths, Further Maths and Physics


wish I was smart

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What do the heteros itt think about breeding?

Am I mentally ill if I'm well off and reasonably intelligent but still reluctant to procreate?

>>76981239
how do you give him a trial if he's dead?

>>76981226
Chicago actually has some of the most strict gun laws in the country, AND iirc also the highest murder rate

>>76981245
>No US even though they have objectively the best unis

shan't

>>76981239
thick yank cunt

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so called

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>you wake up in the midlands engine

>>76981293
can't your states control their borders effectively?

if anti-semitism is wrong then how come the jews have been exiled from every single nation they've ever stepped foot in?

>>76981244
dunno about violent but there's a higher percentage of POC in birmingham la'

got a blowie from a cute intern girl and came in her mouth last night

missed out on so much, never had a normal, happy life

>>76981289
if you have to choose between killing him or letting him escape, you should kill him because he just killed a cop. if you disagree with that leave, because i'm unironically more british than you and this is the brit thread

>>76981310
who planned this shite?

>>76981323
No not at all

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me with no top on

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>>76981332
cheer up

you can always get a hot gf

>>76981298
they've only got these images in articles about european education

>>76981293
>IIRC

you dont recall correctly

>>76981310
bit offensive to muslims

>>76981306
woes mentioned

>>76981162
no it's not
Manchester is a shit mill town with a couple good football teams

>>76981341
that's a false choice
you can tase him, you can not rely on your gun to do your policing for you (the guy didn't even block his escape) or you could just rely on the effectiveness of the police and catch him again at a later date

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me with the sign

absolutely HOWLING at these murifats who insist their cities are extremely safe 'if you just avoid the ghettos' HAHA

>>76981367
I'm gay

went to birmingham not that long ago

walking around it's actually quite a nice city, looks nice but the people let it down which is a massive shame

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>>76981298
>>76981372
i guess this works

>anglo unis

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this 80s shitheap just got listed status

Don't remember agreeing that my tax money could be spent of pride parades.

>>76981394
already said to fuck off rasheed

do women have prostates?

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me having a bath

>>76981401
it's literally true though. if you avoid the areas filled with niggers and spics

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work tomorrow

mad that you pretty much can't own anything for self defence purposes in the UK

gonna have to buy some cricket whites so my cricket bat doesn't look suspicious

>>76981436
think we would have discovered it by now

>>76981376
you right senpai, it's only in the top few

>>76981341
>you should kill him because he just killed a cop
ah yes... justice=revenge

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>The study found that children with autism have an unusually broad upper face, including wide-set eyes. They also have a shorter middle region of the face, including the cheeks and nose.

>>76981411
Its not a nice city, its unbelievably ugly

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>>76981411
it's nice if you ignore the modern architecture

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>work tomorrow

>>76981462
t. doesn't know where to go

>>76981463
fuck off prince charles

>>76981423
pretty sure the income from tourists who come to see it far far exceeds the small civil costs of cleaning and stuff

the actual parade is funded by corproate sponsors, this year the main one being Barclays

need to drive to the shops and do my shopping, cook tea and do my washing

hate being a grown up

>work today
not even half bad

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me having a drink

>>76981507
desu

>>76981327

London is still more diverse. Every nationality on earth is here but not in Birmingham. London has a lower white british percentage, so has more foreigners and is more diverse.

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>the weekend is over and the only free time remaining is the equivalent of a weekday evening

>>76981510
cute horse

Are the streets empty on a sunday?

aka do people go to pubs/clubs or is everyone sleeping because of work

i went to birmingham about a year ago for a work induction course

all the modern architecture is vile, full of rowdy pakis and niggers. felt threatened by all the brown scum

Only 42 people were murdered in my city in 2012

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Is "Spike" a common given name in England? I knew a 50-something viola player from Belper whose name was Spike, but I'm not sure if that was just a nickname.

any civilservice-fast-meme lads in?

phd guy here. think i might not go after the phd after all (going to have a final chat with a professor about it tomorrow).

what is working for the government like?

i fully agree with that lad who was annoyed his mate wouldn't send him a dealers number
hate it when people just act as if they're 100% unable to do anything because they're slightly busy. Even worse when people refuse to answer your question when they're on the phone. It takes literally no effort

cooking my lunches for the week ahead :3 x

>>76981527
that's why i put 'diverse' instead of diverse you spacker

'diverse' = more brown and black people

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>tfw remember biking with my mates all around town
>venturing into the deep forest and finding odd things
>going trick or treating around the neighborhood
>once I got older started sneaking out of my window and climbing down a tree to get out
>would meet up with a cute girl from down the block because we met in 2nd hour
>would just walk around the dimly lit streets with her talking
>come back and sit on her front porch talking and then kissing her before I left
>that time my parents went out of town and we got a keg and had a high school house party
>red cups lite beer and beerpong
>finally had sex with the cute sophomore girl that I had flirted with near her locker
>rolled cones and drove around the open roads smoking them with my mates at 16
>getting high and driving around the mountains just listening to music and chatting
>walking at graduation with a cap and gown and having a massive red cup house party after

miss yank high school/childhood

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bit fed up now

Birmingham is one of the ugliest cities in the world

imagine actually getting worked up about modern architecture
the state of middle class reactionary goons

>>76981527
this
Birmingham is not 'diverse' in the slightest, everyone is from fucking azad kashmir

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>>76981533
white men should only breed with asians

>>76981541
howling

>the brum smear campaign out in force
jesus 0161
give it a rest

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name a more punchable face, ill wait

>>76981456
not even top 3. its awful. but everyone has a misconception thinking its by far the most dangerous

birmingham is actual dogshit and is literally everything the london memes joke about

another afternoon of DIY done
hope you lads are getting swole and skilled for the class war x

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monkeys have creepy hand feet

>>76981546
my brother also doesn't give me his dealers' numbers

think its because im not "road" enough for them or something

HELLO IS SPIKE A COMMON GIVEN NAME IN ENGLAND

birmingham has a lot of brown people with brown eyes and skin so it's diverse, clearly

simple as

>>76981544
good
if you're autistic enough to consider a phd, you're not what they're after though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

HEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee hue hue huee huee hueeeeee

Would sooner live in Baghdad than birmingham

>>76981588
Wouldn't mind putting my willy in her.

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>>76981588

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>>76981588

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Birmingham? More like pengingham

>>76981596
Did a little DIY myself

done 2 xanax and wanked all on my own

>>76981611
that's not a monkey

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bout to prep the bull

>>76981642
cube is easymode

>>76981623
yanks' day off.wmv

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>>76981588

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>>76981588

>>76981623
wahey yanks enter brit haha

>>76981613
No. It is literally never a given name. It's a name that yanks give their dogs.

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d-days getting on a bit lads

>>76981642

looks fucking disgusting

>>76981662
>who you calling pin head

>google news

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>>76981623
hahaha

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am i ugly?

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brum makes Venice look dry

>>76981662
HOWL at these shoops every time. Post more.

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>>76981647
rate this cow

birmingham is the best city in the UK

it's current down period is the fault of german bombing and londshits sabotaging its industry.

even then birmingham has the best and cheapest culinary scene in the UK. has a lively music local music scene. has some~ nice areas.

basically birmingham is cheaper than london but has all the same shit.


london is the city of the privileged, built on accidentally being somewhere some powerful/rich guy happened to like at some point
birmingham is the self-made city built on entrepeneurship, innovation and industry.

>>76981642
looks NOTHING like peaky blinders

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>>76981668
too bad.
>>76981588

business idea: niggerham, a city for niggies only

>>76981712
actually leeds is the best in the UK

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NEED to stop wanking

>>76981743
for me, it's bristol the best city

>>76981743
never heard of it la

>>76981712
Birmingham is the ugliest city in the western world

Its just fucking horrific to look at and be in

Nobody cares how cheap it is or how good the food is - its hideous and disgusting. Its cheap for a reason

>>76981693
no

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>Michellin star restaurants in Birmingham
5 (five)
>Michellin star restaurants in Manchester
0 (zero, nought, none)

finished watching the 'nime Code Geass

not a weeb but quite enjoyed it, simple as

why the fuck do americans pronounce wimbledon as "wimpleton"? are they fucking stupid?

>being a wageslave
>testing the pilot of universal basic income

hmm, think I know which one I'll be doing

>>76981737
what is london

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ANOTHER 5 days lad

i blink and the weekend's over. it's over just like that. lol

now i've got to struggle through another 5 days to get to the next one! haha lmao

need a holiday

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london?
more like pengdon

>>76981712
i dont like it

>>76981757
it's not bad to look at at all, the small space is fine, it's just minging from a distance cos it's so disjointed

>>76981774
Fingered a lad outside there once

>>76981763
no one knows what that is

>>76981763
>le why do yanks always pronounce the t as d
>le why do yanks say wimpleton
make up your mind

>>76981774
stop POSTING edwardian dogshit you gay mong Im going to bash your head in

>>76981757
its ugly because it took german bombing for the sake of the nation (as it was building all the war shit)

and because london sabotaged it and starved it of industry by forcing industry to work outside of birmingham.

birmingham does not pray for its troubles to end however, it stoicly just prays for the strength to endure them

QUICK lads

Should I take this other xanax?

>>76981813
no
stop eating them
one is fine
2 is more than enough

>>76981813
shove it up your fucking arse

>>76981813
take 10 of em

>>76981763
Genuinely have no fucking clue what wimbledon is nor have I heard anyone ever talk about it. Not joking

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gggggggggGGGGHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WORK

*starts convulsing*

HRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK WORK TOMRROW!! WORK TOMORROW!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! NO NO NO

*starts frothing at the mouth*

>>76981813

STOP taking benzos

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>>76981803
i like some modern stuff too
the area around the Barbican (NOT the barbican) is quite nice

Really don't see why we can't put the blacks in cities by themselves. Then they don't have to deal with us and we don't have to deal with their bullshit. They can have all the Hennessy fueled, anti-white, blunt smoking, robbery infested gang rivalry shootouts they want in their city and nobody else gets hurt, it's brilliant.

Moving them all there might be a bit tricky but once it's done imagine how much pain and suffering it would save the future generations

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comfy market towns

>>76981839
guess you're poor then
rich yanks love that shit

>>76981826
I only took a half of one. so guess i should've clarified it'd be the other half

>>76981858
meower :)

>>76981662
funny how manipulating the human face in even the most minuscule way can garner such a strong reaction

>chimps/gorillas literally kill each other for such discrepancies

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>started posting about how robot socialism would save humanity earlier
>people started jumping in and saying 'people derive meaning from work'

surely only tarquins actually push this lie.surely every wagey here is praying for tomorrow to never come right now.

>>76981873
Nah actually really, really rich. genuinely my dad is worth like 20 million

>>76981914
one of your posts, either this one or the wimbledon one, isn't true

>>76981870
get bored of being them after a day or two.

>>76981870
feel like I know where this is but can't quite put my finger on it

>>76981914
right
so you arent rich then are ya
your dad is rich

youre nothing haha

>>76981951
>>76981951
>>76981951

>>76981911

read cioran

>>76981911
desu I unironically enjoy work

>>76981750
South Bristol

>>76981846
unironically what goes through the mind of the average wagey every sunday evening

>>76981914
brother can you spare a dime