/brit/

any Siege man in?

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anime

Glad we cleared up the fallacies of anti-abortionists in the last thread lads. Now the argument is settled I'm sure we can get back to the fun stuff

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>white supremacy

Getting a job next year, hopefully I can get a Barb in 2-3 years

You runts are lucky janny muted me for 15 minutes
You should racemix with Latinas though

some VERY problematic posts in the last thread

bit mad that Dr jordan peterson would face massive protests were he to visit the UK

>>76977375
seems anecdotal

Operator
Number please
Its been so many years

>>76977368
even though canada's youth are lefty as fuck they seem a lot more chill than the lefties in america, here and especially in europe

what gives?

Any woman who has had an abortion should have to wear a green hat so everybody knows shes a murderer

>>76977368
i dont think he would, he's not exactly a household name

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>>76977375
Negroids are disgusting

Any lad who has had gay sex should have to wear a little brown cap so everyone knows he's a bender

imagine being a pretty girl who is willing to do cardio occasionally and not pig out constantly

imagine how easy life would be

>>76977375
really not that beautiful tho desu

nose is flat, forehead is huge, bald or close to it, bags under the eyes. She's not coming on my runway anytime soon, I can tell you that much.

any lad who has never had sex should wear cheap running shoes so everyone knows to avoid him

>>76977368
and why shouldn't he? he should be well able for it

test

>>76977430
Good idea desu, wouldnt have to use Grindr then

>>76977430
What would that achieve?

>>76977407
Per capita, I wouldn't say they're any more 'chill'. They're just a lot less violent and aggressive because that's how the population at large is relative to america.

>>76977441
funny that the second panel is a taller order than the first

>>76977464
easy to find a qt lad to fuck

Friendly reminder that /brit/ is going through a transitional period and that racists, tories and ukippers are no longer welcome here.

jynx maze

how does mortgaging work? can you mortgage anything up for rent

>>76977444
mine were expensive when i bought them but now they're all ratty because they're about 8 years old and i can't find a pair worth replacing them with

now what?

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got hurt real bad this morning lads
we were screwing a 2x4 to a 4x4 while i was holding it up and my finger got pinched real bad
the entire tip of my finger is a huge blood blister
it hurts lads

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>>76977441
There are no good leftist comedians.
They just don't get humour.
That's not humour.
That's just being passive aggressive.

>>76977441
*tries really really hard to ignore the barbary slave trade and the ottoman empire*

>>76977477
Yeah but I don't like wearing hats.

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the cattle market

>>76977493
depends. Have you inserted benis -> bagina?

just nutted on a cute taiwanese boys face, hes in the bathroom rn cleaning up
what you guys up to?

OFFICIAL CAR POWER RANKINGS

1. Jaguar
2. Mercedes
POWER GAP
9999. Ford
99999. Vauxhall
100000. All other brands
999999999999999999999999999. Audi
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. BMW

>>76977441
>i'd go back in time and i'd be killed or enslaved
End of.

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the new kicks, boys

Listening to Redgum

>>76977523
n-no

>>76977509
can't think of a single non-leftist comedian desu

>>76977530
I'm fantasising about cumming on a cute lad's face

>>76977520
I'll have the lass on the far right with the massive udders.

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why do girls fuck their lips up like this? it NEVER looks good

>>76977530
did this earlier on except he was white x

>>76977518
nah they'd be cute hats

>>76977520
top and top left are qt

>>76977273
yes I do you brainlet, give me access to blink operated Internet and I'll have a blast

*blinks "doing a poo"*

>>76977559
fucking hell lol

>>76977535
mercs are shit tier, hate to break it to you. the go-to car of middle aged women and rasheeds.

>>76977570
howling, I'll leave you to it then

I think if 4chan's anarchist-leftist community gained dominance on the website instead of the libertarian->alt-right stream, then many of might have developed into one of these leftypol commie runts

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>>76977559
Ah yes, white women.

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>>76977559
nightmarish

Of course, that by itself does not show that homosexuality is immoral either. After all, having a clubfoot is not immoral, and neither is being born blind or with a predisposition for alcoholism. These are simply afflictions for which the sufferer is not at fault, and can only call forth our sympathy. On the other hand, if someone born with normal feet wanted to give himself a clubfoot through surgery, we would find this at the very least irrational; and if someone concluded from his having a genetic predisposition for alcoholism that regularly drinking to excess would be a worthwhile “lifestyle” for him to pursue, then we would regard him as sorely mistaken, even if he could do this in a way that allowed him to hold down a job, keep his friends and family, and avoid car accidents. Even amid the depravity of modern civilization, most people realize that the life of an alcoholic is simply not a good thing, even if the alcoholic himself thinks it is and even if he “doesn’t hurt anybody else.” We know in our bones that there is something ignoble and unfitting about it. In the same way, should it turn out that a desire to molest children has a genetic basis, no one would conclude from this that sexual attraction toward children is a good thing, even if the person who has it was able to satisfy his disgusting urges without actually touching any children. We all know in our bones that someone obsessed with masturbating to pictures of naked toddlers is sick, and not living the way a human being ought to live, even if he never leaves the darkness of his own room and his own soul.

>>76977552
ordinary jokes for ordinary people in pubs

>>76977574
please, BMW and audi are the rasheed/dickhead mobiles

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remember this? funny shit

>>76977567
I said I don't like wearing hats. If you want to fuck a cute lad just fuck me then.

>>76977589
who is on the right?

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THE FUCKING STATE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4678298/I-wanted-call-girl-teach-boy-sex-says-KATHY-LETTE.html

>>76977607
Have the put that guy down yet? the brother that didn't get shot up and run over?

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Janny's mad at me giving out the Latinapill.
>>76977589
Sara Orrego

>>76977552
comedians are usually people who have failed in all other aspects of life, british humour is centered around self-deprecation which is why these failures become "comedians", they have a lot of material to use. they're left wing because failures often are.

mercedes? something I cannot afford! I am jealous so therefore I will shit all over it!

I would much rather prefer a used ford for £500 !

>>76977632
i'm interested to know this too
haven't followed up on any of it
would like to know what happened to the chicago torturers too

prefer audis to mercs ngl.

>>76977552
When I mean leftist I mean the social leftist strain.
I agree that there's lots of comedians who are left-leaning economically and can even be humourous about their politics. (ie. George Carlin)

99% of mercedes are used as taxis

>>76977602
maybe in oz

but i am telling you right now here in the uk mercs are the go-to car for rasheeds and blacks, and middle aged women like them too, the ones whose husbands can't afford to give them range rovers

>>76977668
'eed

>>76977574
>>76977602
Jag tbph. Everything else is pleb territory.

HATE marcus hausen

>>76977626
>Years of endless rejections meant that, by 20, my son’s confidence was so diminished, you’d need a Hubble Telescope to detect it

wow what a bitch

>>76977698
aussies trying to fit into /brit/ and failing once again.

in the uk sheeds all drive mercs.

99% of mercedes are shit

Imagine living in somewhere so depressing like Birmingham that you dismiss decent cars as "Rasheed cars"

Might delete tinder as it is harming the way I view my body image

>>76977727
watch it sunshine

rephrase: nobody who uses the word 'racist' or 'bigot' unironically is a good comedian

>>76977749
deleted it for not having an "I don't want to meet trannies" option

Just shaved using hair conditioner ffs

>>76977718
agree

porsches are the one kraut car worth getting, reliable and not a generic deanomobile either

can someone find an image of people from a club in which they don't look borderline retarded? im convinced every club in the world is in on the same big joke where they subtly photoshop everyone they take pictures with to make them uggo

77777

/deutsch/

>>76977773
t. drives a porsche boxter

>>76977743
t. Afzal Khan, buy-to-let landlord from Bow

>>76977777

Morning lads

1% of hackneys are used as fake taxis

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ummm interesting

>>76977730
She comes across like one of those deranged menopausal mothers who sits supping wine all fucking day and crying at shitty TV dramas

>>76977776
everyone looks shit in club photos mate. terrible lighting, sweaty faces from dancing, fucked up faces and poses from too much booze/mandy.

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Audis are good until you understeer into a tree.

You guys can buy these now

>>76977799
hes right

>>76977814
>yank statistics
Nah, not really.

>>76977802
its 4 o clock sweaty

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>>76977776

>>76977626
don't they have agencies that put autismos together

>>76977825
shud be illegal to take photos in clubs both from patrons and the "club photographer"

Audis and BMWs are teenagegirlmobiles here.
Only sheeds own Mercedes here.

>>76977838
Don't care

>>76977789
they're a bit naff now you mention it, the "i have a porsche, it doesn't matter that it was cheap it's still a porsche"

i was referring to high spec caymans upwards, preferably 911s

reckon the problem with 'right-wing comedy' is not the comedians themselves, but the audience

casually conservative people just don't seem willing to laugh at things as readily as their casually liberal counterparts, so there doesn't seem to be a market there

>hurr smug leftists laugh at right-wing retards
as they should. rightwingers should laugh back. theres never been a more opportune moment with all this SJW/safe-space shit happening all over the place, but instead they'd rather just whine about them online

do you think bab has a hairy bumhole?

i believe so, yes

>>76977626
>captain autismo lost his virgnity before i did
haha kill me

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>>76977876
Bab is a coalburner like all modern white women.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon

really love a good mystery
>>>/x/19246907

>>76977871
not really true though, look at sam hyde

I own a Fiat 500 and love it desu. Don't really understand the appeal of expensive cars.

>>76977552
They're all quiet about their politics in public, because the media is still run by intolerant lefties who would have them blackballed in a second and possibly arrested or attacked for spreading "hate speech."

There are a bunch of comedians who cash in on their right-wing position, appealing to the "other side." Dick Masterson is pretty funny on his podcast, and is a confirmed /pol/ack. Nick Di Paolo was amusing on the JRE and openly supports Trump (or at least considers him better than Hillary). Bill Burr clearly isn't a committed leftist (despite marrying a black SJW), and is one of the funniest comedians on the block right now, but he still tries to keep politics out of his comedy and appeal to everyone.

Some of my favourite comedians right now happen to be very leftist (Adam Buxton, Richard Herring), but they get very unfunny when they talk politics because they take it so seriously. Only right wing (or unbiased) comedians do political comedy right imo, lefties immediately suck all the comedy out of the room, either with cringeworthy smugness or sanctimony.

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>Imagine living in somewhere so depressing like Birmingham that you dismiss decent cars as "Rasheed cars"

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spending £120 a night to stay in detroit

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>>76977876
i hope so

>>76977520
I'd do all of them, but I literally have no standards whatsoever. Just love me a fat ugly drunk slag.

can't stop watching zoella vlogs lads
think I need help

If you own a Merc, there's a 75% chance you're a so-called 'sheed.

>>76977914
genuinely don't see the appeal of them to anybody but women, it's something about the design

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>owning a car in London

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>At first I joined him up to dating websites. But the profile Julius wrote – ‘Come and join me in my magic world where relationships are at their very zany best’

>>76977889
probably rape and murder as it usually is

>>76977981
>I don't NEED a car in london, i-it's n-not that I c-can't afford one or anything!

>>76977871
You see it more on the internet than television. Comedians making jokes about retarded leftists (i.e trans shit) could be perceived as too bigoted for television.

see man driving a German whip

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>>76977914
that's why American cars are goat

they're not expensive

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wise words

>>76977830
inb4 "but the health and safety!!"

Coming here, sometimes I end up hysterically laughing with tears in my ears or I feel even more suicidal. It's 50/50

>>76977441
Great comedian.

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>I own a Fiat 500 and love it desu. Don't really understand the appeal of expensive cars.

>>76977955
Couldn't pay me to stay there. Maybe if I was safely in a cushy hotel room at the top of a skyscraper. For £120 a night, surely you'd be better off with a cheap airbnb somewhere nice and spend the extra on travel/living expenses.

>>76978004
he's right though, have you ever tried parking? or actually driving around london? no point unless you have a chauffeur

>>76977999
read the details mate

the wikipedia article isnt very long

>>76978024
tears in your ears? should probably see a doctor about that

>>76978013
>dick-tater
bit gay lol

>>76977987
smiling tim is a rare sight

>>76977981
Deano

Owning a car in a large city is honestly idiotic unless you enjoy traffic.

>>76977979
I think it looks quite nice but I bought it because it was cheap, and inexpensive to tax, inside and fuel. It drives nicely and has an aux jack so I can plug my phone in and listen to music while I'm driving.

Don't care about anything else simple as

>>76977958
mmm really made me hard

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>>76977999
nah, they likely fell from a primitve bridge and died slowly from their wounds/exposure

they called emergency numbers for days

>>76978009
the only problem with that is we have a lot of corners here. your muscle cars usually aren't built for that, it's not a meme at all. plus good luck getting the parts for a decent price when that reliable yank engineering makes itself known.

>>76978035
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64886669.html

>£200,000 JUST to park
>londoners WILL defend this

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all women are mentally deranged

Only Deanos give a fuck about what car they drive
Actual old money patricians drive rusty old pieces of shit because they're not insecure runtoids

>>76978060
Owning a car in a smaller city isn't bad if you can afford reserved parking spaces/a garage
t. owns cars in the city

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>>76977889
The creepiest unsolved mystery is Maura Murray's disappearance in my opinion.

Anyone got any other suggestions?

>>76978043
Fucking hell I'm actually retarded.

>>76977999
It's an old one, from back when I used to go on /x/ because it wasn't completely fucked. I seem to recall it was solved, and was either murder, or animals got them. They were sheltered western girls, who found themselves in a literal jungle, completely unprepared. Be a miracle if they'd survived.

>>76978090
lmao ok your fwd shopping cart handles better than a Camaro now?

>>76977889

there is no mystery. one of them fell into the river from a rope bridge at the spot the photos were taken, the survivor took the photos to mark the spot and then died of starvation

>>76978100
far rights not bad

>>76978101
I agree to a certain extent, but if you can comfortably afford it, why not get a nicer car?

>>76977871
there can be no right wing comedy. lefty nutjobs would show up and throw animal blood at them, parade around topless or just physically assault whoever is on stage.

>>76978138
I disagree, I think it's very dangerous.

>>76978101
have to agree with this, go to anywhere with a lot of VERY wealthy landowners and you will see land rovers from the 90s and all sorts of ancient trash, they're beyond caring about what it looks like if it does the job. why would you care about what chris the middle manager on a £60k salary thinks of you when you've got an estate worth mid-8 figures?

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Positively CACKLING imagining some paki call centre manager, wearing a shiny skinny fit suit from Matalan, stuttering along in his BMW in bumper to bumper London traffic, watching as cyclists overtake him, fuming about the congestion charge, on his two hour sweaty commute to his job 5 miles away

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>76978113
the weird shit that happened to those russian campers.

>>76977921
t. Dominic Cavendish

>>76978090
http://www.motortrend.com/cars/bmw/m3/2011/2011-2011-ford-mustang-gt-vs-2011-bmw-m3-comparison/
I mean that's fine but you're wrong.

>>76978132
>shopping cart

stop projecting yankoid

also, 'yes'

get really annoyed listening to comedians that disagree with my poorly formed political views so I don't think there's any funny comedians

>>76978202
Hate him

hate the bradley poster. his posts are so distinguishable. wannabe comedian redditor

>>76978113

Frederick Valentich

>>76978188
that one honestly freaks me out

>>76978176
Did you get an erection?

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*sharts*

>>76978202
Alan drives a Skoda but keeps telling everyone that it's basically a VW with a different badge

>>76978176
You seem absolutely obsessed with London mate

>>76978202
Defo a sex offender

whatever about owning a car in a city, I can't understand people in cities who get diesel engine cars and boast about it as if they're saving a shitload on fuel compared to petrol, as if it even makes a difference if you're only driving short distances

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>>76978225
So do I but I laugh so fucking hard at him

>>76978266
VW engines are all skoda made

>>76978227
He's a salty Deano leftist with an inferiority complex

that "i don't think about you at all" mad men pic is how i feel when people criticise london

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>>76978176
howling

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>>76978227
lmfao

southend is shit

>>76978285
fascinationg

*walks away*

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>this woman thinks she has "pale skin"
The fucking delusion of mongrels.

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>>76978292
*goes on a rant for 10 threads about Northerners*
>I don't think about you at all!

>>76978292
He said, thinking solely about the people criticising London

>>76978311
*stone cold stuns you*

>>76978292
>he says unironically, having not realised that he had to think about it to make a post

hmm

*ponders taking the cheap, fast public transport or using the well connected and well maintained road network*
Life in manchester>your lift

>>76978244
Dyatlov Pass incident?

love the bradley poster, he always gets me properly giggling and cackling

>>76978307
It is very grim

>>76978202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY4wATkeotE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY4wATkeotE

need some of this black hair spray alan

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want to vocaroo myself screaming shart in mart but the neighbors already think i'm crazy and i don't want to prove them right

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Is the Deano life really that bad? A nice house, a nice car, a GF, a social life, a fulfilling job, what more can you ask for?

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435 hp for £23k

that's freedom

ngl i do feel sorry for lads waiting for the bus when i go past

>>76978318
are those tits fake?

>>76978327
>>76978336
>>76978345
*continues enjoying my great quality of life*
did someone say something? sure I heard a pig-like squealing coming from somewhere

>>76978318
link

>>76978358
same, there's just something about his posts that make me laugh

t. NOT the Bradley poster just love him

>>76978176
>>76978295
You're embarrassing yourselves. It's so funny how you give away your Deano status so obviously because you're only capable of imagining the London experience as it would be on your pathetic runtoid middle manager salary

>>76978353
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
Yep, I bet it was one of those weird Soviet military tests

>American cars

Most do not even pass the minimum for European safety tests

>>76978374
New worlders are all natural Deanos, you wouldn't get it

mates are ignoring me :/

>>76978292
you think you're don draper but your'e actually Ginsberg

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>the London experience
I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOHcIGHqqiA
love these Spanish rap bints

>>76978285
don't skoda use ford engines now? hence their resurgence as a legit brand in the last ~10 years where they were Lada-tier before

>>76977981
i used to keep my car in london in our garage but honestly mate it was fucking inconvenient as i didn't use it to get to work only when i went outside london so i would have to travel 20 minutes on the tube just to get to the car to begin with then drive back to where i lived. At the moment I live on a street so it's pot luck if you get a decent parking spot so I don't even bother having the car in london but maybe will have to bring it back up if i keep working outside of london

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*holds you tightly so you can't run away*

>rich people choose the best place to live because they can
>they live in london
hmmmmmm

>>76978378
>londoner posting on /brit/
> *great quality of life*

can't fool me lad, know people on multi-6 figure salaries in london, not all in finance, and their quality of life isn't great at all

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>>76978418
my mansion in Hampstead > your provincial Deano shack

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Ah yes, the so-called London experience

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>>76978378
>'ere guvnor, 'urry it up, i wanna get 'ome to the missus, she's promised to stick 'er legs owt the window tonight so there's a bit o' wiggle room for me elbow as i eat me jellied eels

>>76978375
heavy car though isn't it?

>>76978443
looks like the creature from The Ring

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*holds you tightly so you can't run away*

Life in London is great if you're above £45k

>>76978451
wow nice mate i'm in a lil terraced house in primrose hill, it is such a nice area

>>76978449
>anecdotal evidence
typical deano

don't see the point in london
should just flatten it and turn it into farmland

is thailad from oxford? his accent sounds like tims
asking for a mate

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>the londoner is now LARPing as somebody with a respectable net worth

got him lads, bet he's FUMING right now

>>76978449
>6 figure salaries

Lol. Actual successful people make 7 figures

>>76978455
genuinely disgusts me, I hate masses of non-assimilated non-whites, and I don't even want that many assimilated whites anyway

>>76978476
london is 40% of our economy you mongoloid

London traffic is surprisingly good thanks to the good public transport

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>my mansion in hampstead

>>76978476
aye aye

>>76978465
umm you mean £245k with inherited property sweaty x

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>the london experience

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/how-did-anybody-get-a-girlfriend-boyfriend-117542/

Every woman with "social anxiety" has a bf

Women need their necks stamped on for thinking they can experience the existential pain that men feel

>>76978481
I want to hear his voice

*gets on the tube*
*pajeet is eating curry next to me*
*rasheed looking shift
*BOOOOOOOM*
*nail bomb goes off*

Just another exciting commute to work, part and parcel of the london experience

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>>76978455
Provincials don't understand how big and varied London is. Those shit neighbourhoods exist, but there are other neighbourhoods that are just miles and miles of rich white people

>>76978449
that's probably not true where you can get a bit fucked though is you're trying to buy and suddenly u're 150k a year is only gona get u a 2 bedroom semi shit flat in the edge of zone 2 which costs 550k

>>76978486
not gona lie mate if wasn't for the parents i wouldn't be living here, thankfully they bought in london before it went mad

>>76978486

>primrose hill
>hampstead heath

how do you fuckers afford this

revolution can't come soon enough

all big cities are shitholes fuck off

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>When she was just 12 years old, Meghan Markle had to complete a mandatory census at school. The boxes to indicate ethnicity were labelled white, black, Hispanic or Asian.
>‘There I was,’ she has said, ‘my curly hair, my freckled face, my pale skin, my mixed race, looking down at these boxes

can't we all just get along?

evens i shitpost on /brit/ all day
odds i spend my day playing games
doubles i actually do something productive

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Ah yes, the vaunted London Experience

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>>76978508
This is an average looking house in my area

There is no part of Singapore, Hong Kong, Taipei or Shanghai where it is impossible to wander safely late at night.

>>76978490
correct, besides you measure quality of life based on net worth, not salaries in major cities anyway.

but nobody in this thread knows what it is like to be on six figures anyway so why even mention it?

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>>76978462
heavy is good. heavy is comfy

either way, yurop don't make 500+ hp naturally aspirated engines anymore

>>76978545
'rents mate not gona lie no skill involved just pure luck of the draw

the hampstead twat lives in his lawyer parents house

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The London Experience

Business idea: a new ride for Alton Towers, where you pack the punters into a shed, ram a car into it and stab the survivors - it's called The London Experience

reckon Moonraker is one of the best Bond films

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>>76978134
nah mate

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>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough

t. white Londoner

Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano

>>76978574
only been singapore but at least in the harbour area was very safe at night, never bothered nobbing around the north side of the island at night though

>>76978580
nah lad you earned it
(don't tell the poor tory voters they'll realise how retarded they are)

>>76978582
Wrong. Different person you presumptuous mong

>>76978574
source? all of these places have homicide rates lower than UK cities

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When exactly did /brit/ turn into deano-central?

I want the old /brit/ back

>>76978502
>muh economics
don't care

>>76978575
i mean if we're gona be pedantic u actually measure quality of life by your purchasing power index, i.e. what your money can actually buy in that country/area

>>76978603
feels

wish I'd studied harder. squandered my life away...

hampstead is REALLY lovely especially the narrow winding little alleys
looks like a Victorian utopia

>>76978603
didn't read this

try making your posts a bit shorter and more to the point next time

>>76978638
me when I brought all my mates here

>>76978635
t. U in GCSE english

>>76978624
i don't understand why people vote against their own interests so often, i'm from a pretty poor constiuency in the south yet every time they vote conservative lol

>>76978375
it's £10k a year in running costs is what it is

ngl i'd like one but don't pretend they're cheap on anything other than upfront cost

Inline in a first world country why the fuck don't I have a gf

>>76978568
debunked this post with a quick glance at google images

>>76978574

definitely not true for Shanghai

I have been to 3 of those place btw

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>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters price range
>searches 'houses in London'
>0 results

''P-pakis, enjoy your shit life''

>proudly lays out JJB Sports managers uniform for tomorrow morning

>>76978673
very wise post this one that a lot of people forget especially when they buy old cars. It's like when you get lads thinking they got a steal of a car for 800 quid but have to spend 2k fixing it up immediately and then another few k every year and all of the sudden that 3k car to begin with was better value for money and a better car

Interesting how the London poster is here every weekend. Makes you almost doubt his claims of living the so-called London experience to the full.

Almost like he's a paki who drives a financed Audi to his job at the call centre

>>76978574
*wanders into an open fire at night*

>>76978673
here it'll cost the same to own as any other car

your laws are fucked. COME HOME ANGLO MAN

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>>76978574
These places actually hand out warnings about the London experience.

>>76978671
probably because the labour party filling the country with pakis and niggers isn't in their interests lol

strange how brits/we say 'shop' and muricans say 'store' but we both say 'supermarket'

>>76978706
who is /thelondonposter/ i'm here like everyday and I live in london

there are about 7 london posters you cretinoid

Uh oh, I smell burning. BRB

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>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

>>76978671
Statistically speaking you're full of it. There's a strict correlation between wealth and voting Conservative.
I live in a poortherner Labour den and the constituency a few streets across is solid blue because it's much more upscale than here

>>76978717
based chinamen please save our once proud country and kill the ethnic minority scum

>>76978727
not strange at all infact very very boring

>>76978722
so are the conservatives and so is "ukip" farage made explict comments in the debates back in 2015 that he wants more immigration from india and shit to make up for the shortage from leaving the eu. I mean i'm not saying they should vote labour either but they are mental voting connies

>>76978722
yeah thankfully the conservatives haven't been doing that for years anyway

Can hear a Liverpool accent outside

House value is decreasing by the second

here we are....

NEW

>>76978774
>>76978774

>>76978701
it's what stops me from going out and buying some 500 bhp 5l monster from the early 00s tomorrow morning. i'd love one so i could smoke deano's whiny turbocharged 2l krautmobile while getting blowies from "escorts", but i know it would cost a stupid amount to maintain.

eating an iceland chicken curry

>>76978706
>Almost like he's a paki who drives a financed Audi to his job at the call centre
That's what a Londoner of your lowly social class would be doing, yes

it's actually racist to think white people need to play with a handicap if browns are going to compete in society
that's why supporting discrimination is actually anti-racist

>>76978752
statistically speaking you don't know shit about constituencies. A large portion of old constituencies vote conservative even though they are poor. That doesn't mean that rich constituenices aren't more likely to vote conservative (kensington lol) but there is a strong correlation between age of consituency (especially in non metropolitan areas) and voting conservative.

>>76978713
laws have nothing to do with it, import parts are silly expensive here.

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>>76978764
>back in 2015 that he wants more immigration from india and shit to make up for the shortage from leaving the eu

do you actually believe this?

>>76978771
kill yourself rasheed

>The Daily Mail, in its serialization, commented thus on the book: "The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche

>>76978904
>do you actually believe this?

of course what a ridiculous thing to ask, you might as well ask me if i don't believe he wants/wanted to leave the eu

>>76978820
*breaks both your hands to stop you making a post ever again*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Corrie_McKeague

mental