sunday evening edition
>95% white in the centre
Wish I could break all the bones in your fingers you obsessed runt
just want to fucking die so badly
>>76978805
Obsessed
>not "the london experience" edition
sue
it's actually racist to think white people need to play with a handicap if browns are going to compete in society
that's why supporting discrimination is actually anti-racist.
never stuck my willy in a non-white
The so-called London Experience
Fascinating how /brit/ goes to shit when all the wagiecucks are at home
*closes tab*
Reminder that the London borough of Newham was 16% white british in 2011
Probably 9% by now
Decided a far left gf would be hot af x
>>76978844
>never stuck my willy in anything
might cycle from london to oxford
>I'm so glad I don't live in London
>Enjoy your Muslims
>You can't drive in all that traffic anyway
Bane?
might walk the canals from manchester to london
Might cycle from Tesco to Morrisons
>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58873408.html
lovely zero(0) bed studio apartment for sale in london, only £300,000, all part and parcel of the london experience(tm)
Lad in the YouTube video said I could make 20 million credits in 20 hours in Elite Dangerous. Trying it out and only getting about a million every 2.5 hours.
Will be on the phone to my team of lawyers if things don't change.
>>76978874
You couldn't pay me to live in London, mate. I had to stop off at Heathrow once on a trip and it changed my political outlook faster than years of arguing and discussions.
found a pov shot from /London Poster/'s google glass.
folder entitled: weekends in the countryside with the london wife #london experience
you just know vampires and werewolves are real
The world-renowned London experience
>>76978764
>back in 2015 that he wants more immigration from india and shit to make up for the shortage from leaving the eu
do you actually believe this?
>>76978771
>The Daily Mail, in its serialization, commented thus on the book: "The most incredible revelations concern Barbara Roche, a little-known MP who was immigration minister between 1999 and 2001. During this period, she quietly adopted policies – with Mr Blair’s approval – that changed the face of the UK." and "She changed the rules to allow more work permits to be issued, especially to people who would previously have been considered asylum seekers. Stephen Boys Smith, who was then head of the Home Office’s immigration directorate, said: ‘It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a “holistic way” she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society.’"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Roche
captcha wanted me to click on the flutes, but there was a picture of some geese and I clicked on it cause lol geese even though I knew it would fail me haha what am I like?
>>76978911
Detest games that make you work them like a second job.
>>76978845
part and parcel
It's 95% white in the city on workdays
>>76978874
is it so hard to understand some people don't want to live in a humid, noisy, grey hellhole full of people with such miserable lives they're permanently angry and bitter?
can cope with london for a few days at a time, beyond that it gets me down. much prefer my white, conservative neighbourhood with a nice amount of land and a large house.
>>76978919
can you explain what happened
>>76978863
weirdo
>>76978971
lol
>>76978919
Heathrow is a shithole
Why do provincials think they should judge a city as vast as London on its ugly or immigrant areas? There are miles and miles of beautiful white areas too
#LondonExperience
>>76978906
>Edwardian
no thanks sweetie
AND I CLAIM THAT IN THE RANKS OF OUR BLACKSHIRT LEGIONS MARCH THE MIGHTY GHOSTS OF ENGLAND'S PAST AND THEIR STRONG ARMS AROUND US AND THEIR VOICES ECHO DOWN THE AGES SAYING ONWARDS!
>>76978906
Ah yes, the ol' London experience
https://youtu.be/x8v3Nr_wel0
>>76978845
let's be honest, they aren't exactly wrong are they. non-white parts of London are absolute tips
need a top tier latino gf
>>76978982
yeah, in the suburbs.
the city is a shithole, end of argument.
>>76979002
He's beautiful, would love to fuck his mouth and cum all over that pale face
>>76979007
>non-white parts of London are absolute tips
Soooooo... most of London?
>>76978975
need one of those short sleeve shirts
>>76978975
Who'd win in a fight, Muhammed Ali or The Beatles? Seems obvious, but we're talking 4v1, no rules, and those lads apparently grew up in a rough part of Liverpool. If they got him down I reckon they'd have a decent chance.
DIGIMON
DIGITAL MONSTERS
DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>>76979018
i mean by that logic whole of the world is shit mate as every place has shit areas, yes even in the 'burbs
love this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ao5mg11xIk
>>76978992
>audi runt killed for driving badly
need more of that here
>>76978931
>just out of frame: the M25
>the BBC is more biased than /pol/
Less of the snuff wbms please.
Jews only chose to live in London
They would not bother to waste their time in some shithole outside the M25
>>76979046
*goes out for a lotto ticket*
would very much like to get a bj from dr goodhead, if you catch my drift
cars are death machines
Big fan of the Tour de France
firmly believe the chinks are such poor drivers because of their reduced visibility
Yes, your 'London experience' would indeed be shit and miserable if you're poor
Fortunately, some people actually worked hard at school so they have the luxury of living in nice white areas in large houses with nice delis and fishmongers and parks down the road
This anti-London memeing only highlights how bitter and miserable you are
>>76979067
CNN is
>>76979097
especially when they're driving you to the hospital
>>76978977
It was a layover, I usually just fly straight from our local airport if I travel abroad but it was cheaper to stop at London first on the flight home. I had to take a coach trip up to Gatwick once I landed and wait a few hours, was in a cafe where I was quite literally the only white face in what might as well have been a Rorke's reenactment. Couldn't hear a word of English anywhere.
Maybe it sounds sheltered but it was the first time in my life I genuinely felt fear in a public area, was clinging to my bags the entire time.
>>76979124
t. Grenfel fire surveyor
>>76979067
do you have all of these saved in a txt file
or do you remember them
>>76979124
legit. same with New York City or anywhere else.
>>76979124
not a word
>>76979124
hello brown person
need one of these to utterly annihilate my ball bag
why would anyone want to live in a shitty big city?
What secrets did he know?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Corrie_McKeague
>>76979173
new york is actually 5% white everywhere though
>>76979124
>i don't think about you at all...
>...
>...and another thing!
watching Brookside made me want to live in Liverpool when I was ~14 haha
soliciting sex from fat slags
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2789936
>>76978982
Because this is the same argument yanks use to justify their rapidly shittening country. "Oh just drive around the ghettos", "you just don't know how to get around", etc. It's like you have no issue with living out the plot to Elysium
>>76979166
jesus christ.
girls who look that good give me a visceral pain. I can't breathe. I'll never have her
>>76979173
new york is worse. ironically Stockholm is one of the nicest big cities
>>76979225
that was me, he's not me
>>76979124
You will literally find that experience in any market town in the south you utter mong, and not have to pay about a £1m premium for even smaller housing with no garden, and paki tower blocks only a mile away frm you
What an utter clown you are. There is NO advantage in living in London to somewhere in the home counties
Doing a kerbal space programme play lads
>>76979135
FOY
>>76979166
>getting drunk on a plane is literally a farfetched fantasy for leaves
>>76979237
>fake tits
eww
Why does /brit/ always turn to absolute shit for hours whenever someone drops the word London?
>>76979166
DESIGNATED gfs for all
>>76979252
>There is NO advantage in living in London to somewhere in the home counties
Except for the fact that all the best jobs are in London
Successful people have a second house in the country anyway
>>76979240
just visit one of the UK's many Vibrant cities
you'll find plenty like her
>>76979267
can't recall this one
>>76979306
basically communism
london is better than any other place in the UK
if you disagree, you are poor or a paki
>>76979313
>success in london is defined by your ability to escape london
Sounds lovely.
>>76979279
poor shut-ins justifying their existence as satellites to actual life in london
NEED a cute bf so badly
>london arguments
eughhhhh
well
can't complain really
at least it isn't an abortion argument
>>76979337
kek
*pretends my life might be better if i lived somewhere else*
>>76979337
I'm perfectly happy to admit that London has downsides, same with any other big city. It's just that it has lots and lots of upsides as well
>>76979353
should London be aborted?
>>76979353
both are non-debates
London is SHIT unless your parents are literal multi-millionaires, even a million isn't enough for a good life in london.
Even low to mid six figure earners struggle to afford to raise a family
tell your mum i'll be about 10 minutes late tonight
Hey, heyyy,
marry me, Archie
Hey, heyyy,
marry me, Archie
hate london
hate abortion
love pints
simple as
how do I know I'm not a complete mental case lads? like isn't one of the characteristics of being a mental case that you don't know you are and just assume its normal, like those old people with dementia who legit think they're living in the 40s or some shit?
just felt asleep at my desk for 30 mins
listening to some p!atd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TjVBpyTeZM
the gf just sent me this business idea
>>76979400
this
>>76979447
Weird one that.
Britain is just poor and shit in general
These are the only places worth living
>Anywhere rural
>Any small middle class market town
>London
>York
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Harrogate
>Bath
>Bristol
>Exeter
>Edinburgh
>>76979400
If you're not a multi-millionaire then you've done something wrong. E.g. didn't work hard enough at school, shit genetics, etc.
>>76979452
>2022
Half the Commonwealth will be living in Brum by then won't it?
>>76978992
wew
>>76979447
*walks towards you*
>>76979464
what about Solihull?
>>76979464
exeter isn't actually very good
totnes>exeter
>>76979464
what's your prerequisite for a place being 'worth living'? having it's own paki sex gang?
>>76979400
if you studied law at Oxford you're on your way to the #LondonExperience
>>76979464
Think you forgot Hull, mate. City of Culture.
soon lads
Hobbes was right
>>76979520
architecture, demography
london is a tricky one as it counts as about 200 different towns
>>76979510
that's in birmingham
ok enough is enough. i need a gf. just need to cure my autism first.
>>76979595
calvin and hobbes?
>>76979517
why would you compare a small market town not even a mile wide to a city?
baby peacocks in the garden
gfs getting that abortion
got a place in a masters
life is good
what are the prettiest cities in Europe? Prague? Stockholm? Geneva?
just a recap of my last 2 days for my personal blog
>went to Pride with a stranger i didnt know
>he was a taiwanese fashion student and was super nice + cute in the end
>we got drunk, graffitid some walls and had to run from police
>went clubbing with him after the parade
>couldnt get in anywhere cause of how busy it was
>bought a buncha booze at an offy and drank it together while walking by the river and seeing the rainbowed London Eye and Houses of Parliament
>went back to my place and watched Raiders of the lost art and made out for a few hours
>fell asleep in my bed
>woke up at midday today
>i cooked eggs and bacon for us and he gave me a blowjob while i cooked
>ate and chatted about stuff
>listened to Eurobeat music while cuddling on the sofa
>he chews on my ear and gets me really horny
>he blows me again and i nut on his face
>walk him to the tube station
>have a cup of tea at a cafe next to it before kissing again and saying goodby
>come home and make this post
>>76979607
>that's in birmingham
no it's not
Solihull is rural green belt
>>76979624
Thomas Hobbes
>>76979646
torquay + paignton is bigger than exeter
Got three passports, working on the fourth
>>76979411
that song was stuck in my head for weeks when it came out desu
---- three rules ----
To a mombie/daddict you are good for three things and ONLY three things. Those things are these (note the obscene level of sarcasm and derision ;):
Money -- as in all of your money should be theirs, and no matter WHAT you spend it on (pets, cars, booze, xbox or even your medical care, rent, bills, student loans -- heck, even though your higher taxes are paying for their children's "free" schools, doesn't matter!), it should never be spent on that because YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THOSE THINGS. You should also not get the same benefits, and only they are entitled to have 3+ months off to do something they freely chose to do to "give their life meaning." If you're not spending your money on your (non-existent) spawn or earning less than they do in a real wage then YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER BE SPENDING IT ON THEIR SPAWN OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
Work -- as in free babysitting, free favors, planning their baby showers, you work so they can leave work early, come in late, fuck off constantly for doctors appointments and sick days, you work every holiday so they can "spend it with their family", free dinners you're supposed to cook them, lowballing your cragslist items for sale because "single mother", etc. Again, if you are working on ANYTHING besides stuff for your (again, non-existent) spawn then YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER BE WORKING ON BEHALF OF THEIR SPAWN OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
Worship -- Someone for them to look down upon, deride, insult and abuse -- You must understand that THEY HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO SUPERIOR BEINGS by the mere act of shitting out a spawn. In order to maintain their superior status, they MUST go around like a wild animal and PISS ON EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING TO DECLARE THEIR SUPERIOR STATUS AND ENSURE THAT EVERYONE RECOGNIZES THEIR DOMINANCE. YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER BOW DOWN TO THEM OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
>>76979658
why didn't you blow him back?
Got three bfs, working on the fourth
>>76979658
poof
have you heard of the high elves?
>>76979658
Bit gay, innit?
>>76979658
>>76979702
not a word
>>76979658
not bent but sounds nice desu
actually have cousins of some grade from london. used to visit them and vv when I was really young. haven't met them in years though
got a bit too close with my female cousin and they had to separate us haha
>>76979702
shan't even be glancing in the direction of this post
do NOT reply to the gay
>>76979658
woofter
love wet fanies
>>76979757
post of the decade
>>76979757
as literally any man should.
>zees iz an outrahj, fronnce iz fronnt row materriell, out of ze way inferriorr conntrees, aw hee haw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9yz7GWNfBQ
>>76979710
i did a little, but not to completion
im not that good a blowjobs, hes wayyyyy better than me
love sucking on nipples and trying to get the milk out
>>76979757
good man
love pooey bumholes
>>76979654
fo murderer billionaire arrogant twat
I'm skeptical lads
>>76979735
this desu. if it was a girl it'd be awesome
>>76979757
*votes for you*
>>76979757
printing this out and gilding it
>>76979757
good post
>>76979786
literal shite post
>>76979773
SO proud of this country right now
love dry fannies
>>76978845
Why are the chinese so redpilled about race?
>>76979464
Exeter mentioned
>>76979517
fuck off inbred
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093150/
the power of interior designers
Do orientals ever pretend they're someone else as prank?
No clue how they would manage to tell everyone apart
>>76979841
did you ever find any weed la?
>>76979838
fuck off frog
>>76979835
Sadiq Kahn (blue) looked proper miserable at Pride haha
The mayor of westminster (red) was there with his boyfriend though and they looked super cute + happy to be there
>>76979801
bet deano wrote this
>>76979856
haven't a clue what you're on
>>76979658
alri bender
>>76979855
they don't look that similar really
>I don't live in London, Paris, Amsterdam, Prague, New York, San Francisco, LA
Screaming at you. hows it feel being behind us on the times?
>>76979895
>2 exeter posters
this is progress
>>76979517
what an absolute wanker this lad is haha
t. lived everywhere in devon
might be escaping the call centre in a matter of days
ah yes british diaspora
>>76979773
bet you support corbyn don't you you little toad
>>76979897
Alri zhang
>>76979899
>Amsterdam
Even the Dutch don't live in Amsterdam
>>76979856
no i did not haha. hi tho
>>76979919
totnes is decent lad
exeter is good too
plymouth is not actually an alright place
torquay is shit
don't know north or mid devon
love smooth pink arseholes
Already drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk
>>76979945
Fair point. I'll concede that. I love amsterdam though and I dont even love DUDE WEED
>>76979899
forgetting birmingham
pooey lynx lad about?
:3
>>76979929
based
>>76979929
not racist just don't like brown people
simple as
>>76979929
in fairness if they have jobs then they really AREN'T Spanish. :^)
>>76979894
being gay is just part and parcel of being a degenerate
>>76979930
why yes i DO support Corbyn
how could you tell?
>>76979017
>latino gf
>o
bender
>>76979894
oh cool
*walks off and talks to somebody else*
>>76979658
>we got drunk, graffitid some walls and had to run from police
>>76978845
>implying indian areas are dangerous
>>76979979
like a fackin' fairy tale town innit
>you will never have a large 8 bedroom Victorian house surrounded by huge trees on a hillside on the edge of Oxford with your own underground pool
there is a life and Im not living it
>>76978774
who is he?
>>76979992
because you're bent and all corbyn supporters are mentally ill
take your little bender posts back to leftypol you aren't welcome here
unironically can't take anyone seriously who supports populists (e.g. farage trump corbyn)
>>76979979
bloody love preston
>>76979929
>>76979980
quite clearly a parody
>>76980019
aisha
>"why do you have so many pictures of that guy from george of the jungle and the mummy on your computer anon?"
how do you respond
rate the fanny pack lads
you arrive in paignton
>I don't live in a major city
Still laughing at you. Literal scum
I'll keep this as short as I can. My husband and I moved out of state, and our friends wasted our last night in town by ignoring us for 6+ hours in favor of obsessing over their children, feeding them sugar, and keeping them up late on the 4th of July despite their kids giving Zero Fucks about the holiday/fireworks. Multiple times we were literally alone while the Mombie tried to get her kid all hyped up about fireworks, or pawned the kids off on Daddict so that she could browse Facebook. They realize we're pissed hours later, and half-ass apologize for being "distracted" by kids and that they "love!!1!!1!!!" us. They want to take a vacation with us in September, but I don't think I even want to after how deeply selfish and inconsiderate they were all night, even though the vacation would be adults only.
I am super done being friends with parents. I told my husband that in New State we are turning down any and all invitations to hang out with parents because they will always prioritize even the tiniest kid things over things that are important to you.
>>76980011
yez...alcoves...
>>76980052
I get the steam train back to Kingswear and promptly suicide in the dock
>>76979964
totnes is okay sort of but not really but still okay because it has some nice bakeries and stuff. plymouth is actually an alright place, exeter is great, torquay is shit, tiverton and barnstaple are not great, dartmoor is goat, small coastal towns are goat
>>76980045
yo
Not a fan of the brendan fraser meme
>>76980024
I know fuck the working class
I like politicians who look after the elites first and then maybe me afterwards if they find time
it's not essential though
>>76980024
can't take anyone seriously who supports any politician tbqh
just utterly hate democracy
>>76980017
My family live in a 6 bedroom country manor in Surrey with its own entire forest on the property i liked exploring as a kid
>>76980061
prefer my white town
>>76980045
foy
>>76980024
I wonder what (((ethnicity))) you are, Mr. Noseburg
>yanks
NEED a canal gf
>>76980039
hmm
>>76979979
>>76980109
>europe used to look like hogwarts
aroooooo what happened
torbay mentioned
>>76980082
t. ChamCham
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS0RxcYEFyo
>>76980121
leftism
>>76980044
have a cry with them about work in the morning
>>76980099
>Yank suburbs
HAHAHAHAHAH. nice driving 20 minutes to your "super-mart"
sure there are loads of quality restaurants and bars near you as well.
Also, is it weird still living with your parents?
>>76980121
>>76980121
cultural marxism
>>76980121
they literally filmed the hogwarts scenes of harry potter at my uni mate
you just have to go to the right places
>>76980121
Literally Marxism
crazy how life centers around this imaginary thing called money
>>76980121
directionless 1960s architecture after ww2
>>76980151
all of those things are within a quarter mile
why is devon the most powerful county?
>>76978845
Are Indians in Britain dangerous? Here they are as harmless as East Asians. If they were going to do something fucked up it'd be to other Indians (I had a co-worker whose family members still stuff from his house when they were visiting).
>>76980121
Socialism, not even memeing.
>>76980128
why is it so tragic there?
>>76980102
get ye gone froggy and take the yank with you
>>76980160
spooky
>>76980176
Yeah im sure.
*screams*
>>76980160
it's just pieces of paper and numbers on a screen
we need to smash capitalism
>>76980193
shut the fuck up nigger
>>76980183
brixham is comfy
paignton is grim as hell
torquay is alright
>>76980121
Americanisation.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, cities
or as i like to call them, shitties
cities are human zoos
hate english people and their pronunciation of words that begin with 'hi' to which they thin they can preface with 'an' instead of 'a'
'an' is for words beginning with vowels. 'historic' does not begin with a vowel. get your pronunciation right, you twats
>>76980187
me in that pic btw
>>76980180
not.
Thoughts on virgin shaming?
I reckon they deserve it.
Sex is literally one of the most natural things humans can do and it doesn't cost anything. You can also do it pretty much anywhere at anytime
Finally, both parties usually really enjoy it so its mutual pleasure.
How the fuck could a 20 year old not have had sex yet?
*kills the bourgeois*
*destroys all property*
congratulations workers, we're freed and united! we own the means of production!
*commissar Jamal and comrade Deano get to bashing a soft gay lad with no bourgeois to protect him*
h-hey now, stop-
*Muslim comrades continue to blow up white comrades and rape white children*
w-we need to unite workers
*white workers work, blacks and muzzies sit on welfare*
w-we all need to do our part lads!
*men still outperform women and white women stop having kids*
e-e-equality!
>>76980180
the real question is, why cant other counties step up and compete?
>nigger
>>76980183
some areas are nice but yeh lots of deprivation. i guess if you're going to be a povvo bennie scrounger then you might as well do it by the sea.
south hams is much nicer.
>>76980143
yes lad
perfect is an anthem too
>>76980241
subjugation by the eternal bey
>>76980121
brixham pier mentioned
>>76980238
cunt
>>76980225
good lad
civilisation is captivity
>>76980229
>Englels pronounce Singing as Sin-ghin
>>76980214
meet me in the longbar in 3 hours
over the past week broke 1 plate, 1 bowl, 2 small glasses and 1 pint glass
>>76980233
I reckon you should FONT
>>76978862
>Decided a far left gf would be hot af x
Have you ever dated a hard leftist? They're pretty ignorant (as bad as our backwoods right wingers just more socially acceptable). They also never shut the fuck up about politics and base their politics on emotions and rumors as opposed to facts (you know because facts are mean). From personal experience I would not recommend it.
>>76980154
>tfw your uni has been featured on bank notes
Its not even that good lol
tismo yank is around if youre curious >>76980211
>>76980266
and they like to drawer pictures
you arrive in torquay
>>76980286
Why are brits so obsessed with what uni someone goes to?
>>76980232
>Bradfordistan
>Hull
>Sheeds
i'll admit rural yorkshire is nice. but most of the cities are horrible, the coastline is not very good. simply cannot compete
hate black tea but can only drink coffee black
fucking lefties insisting on being mediocre at everything, "OR ELSE"
>>76979017
>need a top tier latino gf
You should meet some Latinos first.
>>76980309
the most dangerous highway in America
is a city a city if it doesn't have a waterfront?
I'm inclined to say no.
hahaha get fucked faggots!!!1
>>76980318
realtalk:
british society has a keen class awareness running through it and someones university can tell you a lot about their class
>>76980347
name a large city without a waterfront
>>76980316
used to take girls around that coastal path on dates. the cliff point looking at thatchers rock is prime smooching territory.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Corrie_McKeague
mental
>>76979135
MSNBC is the worst. They were found to use less facts and more opinions than even FOX News. They gave the tax dodging, race baiting, homophobe Al Sharpton a one hour show.
>>76980351
heck yeah dude!
>>76980286
belfast?
>>76980375
You only have 2 good unis though
>>76980375
What does UVIC say about ones class?
>>76980420
i know one is york but what's the other good one?
>>76980409
do brits not understand irony?
>>76980420
are you an idiot mate?
mental mental mad mad mental mad poo willy
>>76980390
beijing
new delhi
berlin
>>76980233
read somewhere that most of the 'refugees' from the muslim countries raping women in germany/sweden/etc are virgins cause of the concubine system they have in their home countries where the women are all claimed by a few guys and casual sex is non-existent
>>76980420
Oxford
Cambridge
Imperial
UCL
London School of Economics
are all in the world top 15 i believe
>>76979199
>new york is actually 5% white everywhere though
Ummm no it's really not. The white population is the largest and some areas are almost completely White.
https://www.infoplease.com/world/us-cities/new-york-ny
>>76980411
Nah, Glasgow.
>>76980102
Some of the American posters are Brits.