/brit/

bear's got the swiper

Stop Tim posting

babestation

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keep posting tim

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not a bad edition this

Stop posting

need a fat gf

>>76962803
She didn't love me back in the end

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>>76962743

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what accent does David Attenborough have? also how does one learn an accent?

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what's with her hair

>>76962865
what colour is your willy?

>>76962875
brown, don't know why

>>76962839
He doesn't love me either

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anime

>>76962872
you tell me aisha

>>76962872
Looks like she's 45

>>76962885
laughing at you
my willy is as white and pale as the rest of me
quite veiny too, big as well, really delicious, thick and juicy

>>76962899
is shit

someone send tim a usa green card

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Which one is Tim's

>>76962926
its good

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>>76962865
*turns on the flash*
*ups the contrast*
ah yes, the """white""" hispanics

>>76962932
the van obviously

>>76962885
(Because you're a spic)

>>76962932
the beamer

>>76962945
the 'n

>>76962938
post the ones with the proper dark brown "white" hispanics

>>76962929
genuinely can order him an extremely good fake if everyone pulls together 500 euros

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>>76962729
LOVE jewish lasses (except sara)

hitler was certified willy woofting, marmite mining, bender for wanting to exterminate this

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>>76962912
>>76962891
who is he
>>76962912
my gf loves it, she says it's the only genuinely cute willy she's seen, and I agree with her
I find it cute too, it has two freckles
>>76962938
>Reminder that this is white in the USA

>>76962969
there's one with an actual nigger labeled as white

>>76962998
Just a guy...
Post it then lad. Show us your cute willy.

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I did bring a 'road soda'
I'm on the way now with my glass but for brandy and lemonade
Aldi drove past a police station whilst posting this

>>76962998
>in the USA
so in poorto rico too?

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des

pa

having a rustlers and milk

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i'm babysitting my cousins and they're watching davey and goliath.
they don't make moral shows like this anymore

>>76962938
to be fair i bet theres a load of self hating whites that put themselves down as a non-white ethnicity because muh 1/16th heritage

>>76963043
cito

>>76962952
bet it's bigger than yours and you're envious
>>76963025
yes but we're not the ones salivating over purity
>>76963016
>Just a guy...
I know it's me. Sorry la my heart belongs to someone
>Show us your cute willy
my willy too

>>76963023
genuinely wish there was a way to report you to the police and im saying that with absolute sincerity

need more yuzu images

>>76963095
>non whites muh dicking as usual
Hmmm interesting

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>>76962938
>Featured Fugitive
>5'3"

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08y6zz1
might do a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Sgq0XoxPw
how do I learn to speak like this

>>76963095
Nah it's definitely not you, don't flatter yourself too much sweaty x

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I'm at maccies drive thru now smashed out my brains
ordered some nuggets too dye to yank influence
>>76963099
there's nothing you can do so stay mad you dirty little snitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPilzdf9eks

tune

>>76963140
me doing a peek into the storage closet

White men are objectively the most beautiful beings on earth

>>76963159
can't disagree with this

>>76962932
the golf

>>76963132
hey learn to accept rejection, I said no
*notices you approaching*
what are you doing? Get off me *pushes your mouth off my willy*

>>76963181
xD

>>76963181
Shut the fuck up and let me suck you off
*sucks you off*
See? I know you love it.

>>76963140
>>76963023
absolute madman!

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need a *spins a wheel with every nationality in the world on it* papua new guinean gf

>>76963116
are you actually in slovakia la

I want a fucking anglo bf, i'm tired of being alone


I can cook, clean and I have an uni degree so I won't leech your money

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How do I look lads?

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>toiling on a sunday for pennies on the dollar

might heem myself

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>>76963229
uh yeah sure

>>76963248
be yourself

>>76963242
Hi, yes. I'll be your bf.

>>76963258
>pennies on the dollar

foy

>>76963258
>tfw in ontario employers can't force christians to work sunday

>>76963242
busco novio en lima tengo mucho dinero y le compro lo que quiera no se aceptan negros gordos o feos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII

>>76963258
USED DIScounTED

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>morning of sunday
>24 hours remaining

>>76963023
>>76963140
V good lad

Get some sweet n sour sauce

>>76963229
it's ryan aka ulster who got permabanned for posting nonceshit

wonder if that drunk driving lad has crashed and fucking died

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>>76963157
>>76963209
made it home safe with my maccies

didn't crash or get arrested

moralfags are absolutely SEETHING right now

>>76963298
western australian RUNT

incredibly lonely, just want some human affection, physical touch, love... I just need a bf, can one of you lads just help me out for the night?

>>76963304
don't think it is desu
evidence?

>>76963310
fat cunt

>>76963305
lol fuming
>>76963310

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>>76963212

>>76963310
I said a 10 pc....

>>76963310
>risk your life and licence for a double cheeseburger and 6 nuggets

at least have a fucking solid feed you runtoid

>>76963282
no gracias, no me gusta peru

>>76963266

please be my bf

>>76963310
*helps myself to a chicken nugget*

>>76963321
FOB

>>76963310
nice one lad

normies btfo

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miss smoking weed with the lads and going on adventures when i was 17

now weed just makes me depressed and anxious

>>76963305
>>76963310

GOOD timing

Also

>willing to die for a double cheeseburger and some nugglets

>>76963317
ngl i woke up like two hours ago so it felt like morning, didn't realise it was 1 oclock haha

>>76963322
just makes sense. it's his proxy of the week as usual
he's been brazil, russia, malaysia, etc

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>some guy makes a comment on a normie page calling black people criminals
>gets 75% like ratio

Really grinds my walnuts

>>76963336
I'll be your bf
show me naked pics and I'll tell you how cute you are and we can pretend to cuddle

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>>76963321
Repent, go to Church and receive the fullness of God's love in Holy Communion.

>>76963364
rorkestralia

>>76963377
yeah nah I'm alright weirdo

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>>76963354
>you seriously think i'm that batcase
i thought you were just joking
is there anything else that suggests to you that i'm him?

>>76963379
British page

>>76963369
/fit/ told me I was qt

>>76963364
you can dislike on facebook now?

>>76963391
i retract my previous post and apologise to those affected

>>76963390
better looking than 99.9% of black girls

>>76963396
I believe it.
Pics. Please.

Really want a slice of 'za

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look at this toad

>>76963424
me in the morning tbqh haha x

just drank a litre of orange juice at 4 in the morning proper mental cunt i am

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>>76963408
such is the east

going...to...sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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>>76963433
oooh you're 'ard

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>you will never have a qt Jewish wife

Literally why even continue to go on living? How do I heem myself, lads?

>>76963433
hope you get locked up for crimes against polite society

>>76963440
looks like she just shat herself

>>76963440

Looks like a girl from one of my animes

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>>76963415

please be gentle

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>>76963461
woah

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>>76963475

>>76963475
fucking hell lad, you are a lad right?
I think I need to go... I've... got to return some video tapes

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>>76963468
it's her natural womanly curves
>>76963469
milashkas are anime

drink driving is up there with my favourite gimmicks

never fails to drive the runts crazy

>>76963502
disgusting twat

Fucking BENDERS

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was unironically in a canoe floating around dhaka in bangladesh on this exact day 4 years ago

>>76963475
would
come to ameriga, half of the country speaks spanish anyway

>>76963513
nice how long were you there? did you shit your guts out the whole time

>>76963509
Love telling lads to take a road soda

>>76963475
some girls i met said they met some guy from chile that had a nice ass

maybe its you

>>76963513
paki

>>76963513
really dont like deep dark water :///

>>76963400
Hello grandad

>>76963511
what?
I didn't imply I was wanking over it, Christ

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>>76963484
Hila bless.

>>76963513
>>76963541
especially if it probably has diseases and/or dead bodies

>>76963541
You the nerd that can't swim or has a fear of taking his feet off the bottom?

>>76963513
not a canoe

get more anxiety about using facebook then talking to people in real life x

>>76963513
dreadlocked twat

>>76963513
my schizophrenic uncle was murdered by his "best friend" (another nutter with a shaky arm because he got hit by a car three times) presumably for his pills, 4 years and one day ago

>>76963484
>>76963566
literal redditors
fuck the fuck off

>>76963577
deleted Facebook 3 years ago, still thrive within the normie world

>>76963577
>then
what happened to my english, fuck sake

>>76963513
why did you want to go to bangladesh you horrid insect

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>>76963541
don't like any body of water in or around the indian subcontinent 2bh

couldn't trust it

>>76963566
she's so beautiful :3
love hila simple as

cash me ousside

>>76963625
only 14

my cousin played Russian roulette before and one his mates shot himself lmao
legitimate true story lads

>>76963502
i'm a boy
>>76963498
bully

>>76963528

are you sure, most chileans have flat butts

>>76963521

I can speak english and I respect the US being an anglo country

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can you guess who

>>76963629
nothin wrong with that

>>76963598
how old are you?

deleted it 7 years ago but had to get it again for uni

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>>76963526
was backpacking all around asia with some friends, I stayed in bangladesh about a week

and to be honest you get used to shitting your guts out fairly quickly, they call it laduzi in china

>>76963581
knew someone who had awful dreadlocks that he never washed tbf

>>76963647
'e

I fucked a Filipino once

She was awful and I was drunk as

:) wouldn't do it again

>>76963640
No offence but I don't think you're my type, hope you find a lad though.

>>76963640
>and I respect the US being an anglo country
isn't the 18th century anymore mate
lucky for you

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>>76963608
Good lad.

>>76963577
>>76963598
also gone 2 years with out it and get by just fine

>>76963640
how old r u

>>76905341
ayy I watch him too

>>76963658
yellow bender

>>76963658
was she hot?

>>76963640
remember you always used to post "dubs and i post my bum" but you never got dubs or whatever

so now you just post it anyway you filthy slut

just passed by the downstairs neighbours open window and it legitimately smells like human shit
this is not the first time i've smelled this coming from there

>>76963635

Classic

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>>76963645

>>76963650
22
I was a turbo normie on Facebook with constant status updates when I was 14-17, nearly local Internet celebrity tier
couldn't imagine being like that nowadays though

just smeared my shit all over the walls and the stupid leaf living upstairs for a proper whiff

>>76963475
post your naked body, full frontal

>>76963712
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/

>>76963695
>constant status updates
im guessing you had friends that cared but no longer

>>76963651
amoeba

>>76963674

She was decent
Was 20 at the time lel

>>76962830
howling
what could he do to look like this?

i think national socialism is doing a comeback guys

not a fan cause im 90% jewish

>>76963670
good motor
been trying to get a low bid for one for weeks now

christ al fucking mighty now i can smell it from upstairs

>>76963743
lose weight

take the piss

>>76963726
something like that although it was me that stopped caring about the outside world not the only there way round

>>76963677
your dubs are my dubs

>>76963664
;_;
>>76963669

24

>>76963666

Ok satan

>>76963743
be cured of schizophrenia

>>76963720
why are you linking me your favourite boards?

>>76963774
are u woke

>>76963784
dumb bender

>>76963750
>shared accommodation
poor lad

>>76963743
more bio oil

>>76963787
no I'm posting whilst asleep hun x

there exists no white countries anymore

let that sink in

>>76963784
>>76963790
who are you quoting

Screen just went orange

>>76963810
woah....

Hugh Mungus

>>76963797
Bio-oil isn't a real thing

got the cure for schizophrenia here, anyone want it?

>>76963841
U ARE THE DEVIL AND U WILL NEVER GET AHOLD OF ME

>>76963810

i want a white bf to leave my boipussy creamy white

>>76963819

woah

>>76963712

this is a christian board anon

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>>76963833
what's this then sunshine

Giving American Gods a go lads

>>76963794
i rent the upstairs flat, they rent the downstairs.
do you think i can phone the police over this? i have to close my window due to the stench and it's hot. it's a disturbance.

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mods are sleeping post qts

>>76963862
Some fat retarded lying on his bed

>>76963883
oi
pipe down mate

>>76963883
wind your neck in pal

>>76963883
get fucked you prick

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>>76963869

>>76963883
what's on the bedside table sunshine?

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redpill every prossie I shag about pakis

>>76963913
Lube cuz he has a tiny willy to jack off

>>76963883
aphid

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>>76963910

>>76963922
t. sara

>>76963747
>i think national socialism is doing a comeback guys
dead letter ideology

>>76963922
jog on sara no one cares what you think

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>>76963910
good lad
>>76963918
good lad

Got told to use Bio oil on my eczema scars. Will report back if i get Tim-like symptoms

Just found a prossie called Ding Dong

Absolute kek

>>76963918
what does it feel like knowing that you're shagging what many pakis have shagged before?

>>76963918
moar

just owned someone in an argument lads
mindfucking someone give you a rush

>>76963950
that's the name of my favourite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--mgr4X4OFk

>>76963950
pics

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>>76963922
timmy boy has the biggest schlong in high wycombe (information gleaned from his well-satisfied and incredibly numerous female companions)

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any coeliac lads in

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>>76963966

>>76963967
Looks cut

>>76963950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-J5KUtGlpA

nearly

>>76963988
grim

>>76963988
what's wrong with her face

>>76964008
>her

when do you think the last time was when tims penis was in a woman

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if I retired from the workforce at this very moment I would have $7500 to fund my existence with

quite tempting tbqh

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/b62n5ax86v5gef4y

Lads

watched spiderman 2 yesterday with some lads from /brit/

>>76964047
how long would that realistically last

>>76964062
*raises paw*

>>76964065
maybe 5 months or so

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>>76963952
a good percentage of prossies have in their profiles that they don't see pakis or niggers
remember they're all from Eastern Europe yet operate in shady areas near paki residences so they mostly already hate pakis before I drop the redpill
>>76963954
not the same girl but typical prossie pic

>>76964049
ethiopialad

take care and take pics of fish x

>>76963952
why would he care? he's not dating them, it's just a prostitute

>>76964077
grim

A lot of women would fuck a handicap fella for money

Really makes me think

>>76964013
at the peak of his music career

shart in mart or plop in shop?

hope ukraine stays economically depressed long enough for me to get a ukranian wife with my financial stability but i'm having doubts

Have we ever figured out how old Tim is? Reckon early 50s

>>76964077
she's fit

>>76964077
>a good percentage of prossies have in their profiles that they don't see pakis or niggers
show some of their profiles, sounds a laugh

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>>76964099
a lot of men would fuck a handicap lass for free

>>76964080
I will. I'm headed out to my Aunt's house in Savannah. Will keep you updated

>>76964114
it's worse off than many african nations

you have plenty of time

Do you reckon I should just dispense with the glasses even though I'm legally blind without them lads? Very self conscious about being a four-eyes desu

>>76964139
site is vivastreet i think

>>76964142
not fuck, date long term and marry. what guy would have a one night stand with a cripple?

>>76964145
Where do you live? Are you riding your bike?

>>76964116
https://www.total-talent.com/uk/talent/profile/timothy-byrne

>Age Range 42 - 48

>Are you looking for some age-play, some bonnets, bibs and butt plugs. Someone to be the five-year-old sister to your nappy wearing baby self. A five year old who will taunt and spank you, maybe use her special grown-up toys on you, make you her cuddly toy wrapped in a soft snuggly blanket or feed you with a bottle and play games with you while you roll around on the floor together discussing how big the world seems from your perspective.

>Has she been left in charge and lets the power go to her head? Tying you up and putting something in your baby bottom before she puts on your nappy, forcing a dummy or a dildo into your mouth to keep you quiet when she thinks there might be an adult within hearing distance.

>Perhaps she is your teenage sister who loves to dress up her baby brother like a frilly pink girl and make you dance around for her amusement. She can be pushy and bitchy although sometimes loving and caring too.

>Maybe she is the babysitter that Mummy entrusted to look after you, the one who seems nice on the outside while Mummy is still around, but once Mummy has left

>Or perhaps you are after a bossy, bullying schoolgirl who turns you into her little slut friend by dressing you up and teaching you about the birds and bees, showing you what happens to girls when they get involved with boys, leading you into trouble and sending you home no longer a virgin.

>Very adaptable and open-minded, Lori can be the play partner for many of your sexual fantasies just ask!

Jesus

>>76964153
good

what language should i learn? russian? or do they speak ukranian? if the latter, is it even worth it? i'd like something with more carryover

>>76964167
afraid if I browse it I'll need to have a wank and I'm seeing friends later so can't have that

>>76964175
>Physical build - Medium

had a think

>>76964188
dumb yank post

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>>76964156
depends if you'd rather go fully blind after a while of neglecting your eyes or get over your insecurity for a short while so you get used to how you look with them
>>76964171
noble lad

>>76964175
>https://www.total-talent.com/uk/talent/profile/timothy-byrne
business idea: hire tim for a video

birdcucks are tweeting and twatting outside now so I bid you farewell and a goodnight now as i retire to my chambers

>le birdcuck boogey.. bird

>>76964175
>5' 10" (1m 78cm)

wtf he looks fucking massive

>>76964188
spend your time pursuing an american wife

men who get mail order brides are pathetic and sad and some eastern european chick speaking broken english on your hip will only serve to drive that point home for people

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>>76964207
not trying to be noble, seriously imagine if you mates found out that you "pulled" a girl who can't walk?

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CLYTEM: News thou shalt hear beyond thy topmost hope;
The Greeks have ta’en old Priam’s city.

CHORUS: What warrant of such news? What certain sign?

CLYTEM: Both sign and seal, unless some god deceive me.

CHORUS: Old Troy is taken? how?—when did it fall? what stalwart herald ran so fleetly?

CLYTEM: Hephæstus.*He from Ida shot the spark, And flaming straightway leapt the courier fire from height to height

ANTISTROPHE II: The mothers of each house shall wait To greet their sons at every gate, But, alas! not men, but dust of men, Each sorrowing house receiveth, The urn in which the fleshly case Its cindered ruin leaveth.

STROPHE III: For Mars doth market bodies, and for gold, Gives dust, and in the battle of the bold, Holds the dread scales of Fate.

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>>76964188
>do they speak ukranian?
in ukraine?
doubt it mate

>>76964237
don't quite understand what you're getting at

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/8lulnzfk7ebsw9q4

>>76964175
>- worked at Summer Camp in North Carolina USA for 1 summer

this had me howling for some reason, being 12 and imagining tim being your camp counselor

>>76964228
don't care if people think i'm pathetic, care more about being able to devote a lot of time to work and still have a family. and there's cute ukranians and that's all that matters is if she's cute

>>76964231
>Drinking habits
> Never

good lad he is

>>76964267
kek

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will have to finish this later

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>>76964264
meant to post this but couldn't find it

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this is on tim's CV
he sure knows a lot about hacking

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>>76964265
for those who are interested in my travels

>>76964264
your friends would think that you're both pathetic enough to not be able to get laid by a fully functioning woman, and that you're also immoral enough to exploit a crippled girl

>>76964237
they're people too mate

>>76964294
good god, those eyes

>>76964237

bet you'd have to imagine it since you've got no mates

>enter the quiet coffeeshop in which I get the daily 'spresso
>a group of yank kids
>you can literallyhear every single word of their conversation at a 20 metre distance
>"uhhh it's like.....like.....uh like..I literally can't even...like uh...literaly....like. Ad nauseam.
>Everyone giving them mean lookz
>the thai kids who like that place to study quietly want to die
>they don't get it
>ah yes the united states of america
On the one hand I understand that only the most robust and obnoxious trailblazers could survive and have modern yank as their descendant but it's ovee now. They should really look into evolving beyond the cowboy mentality.

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>>76964314
well that's your fault for having retarded friends

>>76964268
do you really want your wife to be with you because it was her only way to get a higher standard of living?

>>76964331
australians are worse in SEA lad

t. was one

>>76964331
t. a sandnigger

just opened my window again and it still reeks of human shite
bizzarre

>>76964294
Creepy

>Travel 3 hours for 2 dates
>ones a ladyboy and the other stands me up

don't know why I bother lads

>>76964377
how do you know what human shit smells like?

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>>76964331
NOPE
USA USA USA

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>>76964407

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>>76964393
then boy do I have a good match for you

does reading make you speak more intelligently?

HERALD: Fire and the sea, sworn enemies of old, Made friendly league to sweep the Achæan host, Fierce ’neath the starless night. And when the shining sun Shone forth again, we see the Ægean tide, Strewn with the purple blossoms of the dead

>>76964452
reading 4chan does not

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>>76964393
Jokes on you proxyfag. I acquired two new 21 and 19 yo gfzs. That's what happened.

>>76964326
not wrong

>>76964473
holy shit that nose

can someone post the template for that dumbass -> transcended meme where you fill in dumb contrarian stuff as intelligent and normal, reasonable things and stupid?

>>76964338
do you want yours to be with you because.. look man fuck off, i'm going for the ukranian wife plan

>>76964473
btw I only date girls with daddy issues, I'm old enough to fill in for them, like shooting fish in a barrel

algeria is a legend
guy gets more pussy pound for pound than most american chad quarterbacks in the south

>>76964473
prostitutes arent gfs uggo

>>76964513
alri alan

ELECTRA: And hear this last request, my father. Thou art not dead, Though housed in Hades, while thy children live, For children are as echoes that prolong Their parents’ fame. Hear, father—when we weep, we weep for thee, And, saving us, thou savest thine own honour.

>ah yes the so-called north american hours
>And a fake thailad
Ummm no

>>76964550
>>76964550
>>76964550
new

>>76964509
because she loves me and wants to be with me and raise a family with me