/cum/

about 1/4 white people on earth live in the united states

>>76923163
>>76923169
i don't know what you mean. i could do that but it's not fun at all.

I have a day of "team building games" at work next week. Why do employers do this shit to us

>>76923184
dinheiro caca

>>76923189
that's too bad

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I can't understand why everyone in the godforsaken general is obsessed with fat bitches.

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>tfw no thicc bf

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how do i work on being less of a man child?

>>76923164
Good to know I'm not dying any faster than before

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smoking makes you look cool

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CANADA

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>hoagie
>hero
>grinder

THIS IS A SUB

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>ohk kız arkadaşım yok

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>>76923294

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>>76923294

stop living with your parents. That goes for all cumrades. It's pathetic.

>have tomorrow off
>awhile ago gf bought us mariner's tickets for tomorrow's game
>boss asks me to work at 5am tomorrow
>work tomorrow
>drive 2 hours to see game which doesn't start till 7:10
>game gets over around 10
>drive 2 hours home
>start work at 3 am next day
why did she pick this game?

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>>76923306
Wtf I love Denmark (aside from his bum) now?

>>76923374
actually just got my lease for next year at uni

>>76923407
hey me too friendo

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>>76923407

did you pay for it yourself (manly)

or did your parents pay for it (man child)

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kot is rest

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rent is so fucking expensive in toronto

angry birds is redpilled

>>76923443
i'm paying tuition and they're pay for rent.

i inherited some money recently so i could pay for both easliy but when i said i'd pay for housing too they told me no.

>>76923463
move to newfoundland

I can never pee in a portapotty or a clogged toilet. It's not like I really care where my pee ends up but at that point in time I dont want my pee mixing with your pee.

>>76923294
Grown men can figure out their problems and solve them on their own. "Solving problems on your own" does not imply that you don't have help. Trying to do everything by yourself is retarded, but being spoonfed is not manly.

sucking on a used teabag

its pretty good

you all should try it

>>76923522
used to do that

*sucks on canada's "tea"bag*

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>>76923294
get a gf

suck on this

*unzips coffee grounds*

well i actually do have plans. was just posted bait to see if anyone had any good ideas.

*puts a force field around my bum*

>>76923475
Your parents know what is best for you.
Paying your own tuition with your own sweat and blood will go a long way to making sure you don't fuck around in college. Some people fuck around regardless--that's just what people do when they have a safety net.

Your parents have the right idea. They want you to be responsible with your time, but they don't want you to squander your money when you don't necessarily have to. They're easing your burden because they know they can pay it. The money you will have saved can go towards whatever comes after college. Whether that be rent, a down payment on a home, investment, or medical bills, the more you have the better.
Every grown ass adult needs a sizeable savings in the bank so that they sleep at night. That money can save your life one day. That money you inherited is yours, and once you spend it, there's no going back.

>>76923681
no, it was my idea for me to pay my own tuition...

they have no idea what's best for me.

*touches the forcefield*

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ok have to go
see ya lads

>>76923749
buy friend

>>76923711
You think you know better than me? I'm aware that you offered to pay it yourself. I'm sure you could have paid for the whole thing yourself. But as parents who probably have their own home, a stable job, and someone they don't have to care for any longer, they are in a far better situation than yourself, regardless of how much money you have stored in the bank.

I can't do it anymore. Alcohol tastes gross.

>>76923807
Drink Sapporo then, you weenie.

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>could've been born at any time
>be born during the age of the slut

unfortunate desu

>>76923807
you're supposed to mix it

>>76923759
goodnight bae

>>76923807
don't be a pussy

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i haven't drank in a week. i want to have some beer.

tell me why i shouldn't. is AA anon here?

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>>76923749
>J-Just kitten!

I want fall for you tricks

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haven't fapped in 48 hours

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>>76923869
i d-don't do that anymore

>>76923858
save your money. drink strictly on the weekends, every other week

Human civilization peaked in the 1960s and 70s.

Ant civilization will continue to innovate and thrive for thousands of years.

We are truly a pathetic species.

>>76923894
not fridays?

Fun /cum/ trivia: did you know that Dane poster is a leaf with a proxy? The more you know!

If I was an ant at least I would have a purpose in life

>>76923909
fridays are acceptable

>>76923896
what motivates someoen to post something like this?

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>>76923896
>pre-internet

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>What do you like to do for fun anon?

WHAT DO?

>>76923938
internet has not been good for society

>>76923917
>you will never mate with a monster-girl ant queen

>>76923896
Ant civilization has stagnated for millennia and only managed to accomplish breeding livestock and intercontinental war (From California to the edge of Latin America).

>>76923896
Honestly greatest era so far is 1997-2011.
Hopefully we will achieve that again

>ywn impregnate your queen and create extensive networks of underground tunnels
I am an ant in a human's body.

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>>76923952
>internet bad for society

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>>76923972
what is wrong with you

>>76923979
honestly viet cong life seems kinda lame

>>76923992
why what is your favorite era

>>76923992
>implying girls gone wild and 9/11 arent top tier

>>76923972
i have a huge nostalgia boner for the late 90's early 00's

>>76923983
Personal computing was a mistake

Just got an instagram account. Not sure what do with it.

anyone else notice the german stopped posting after i posted the copy pasta about him?

>>76924103
which pasta

>>76924103
No because I filter his flag

>>76924013
>>76923992
iCarly
Bionicle
Stargate SG-1
Many cool cities before everyone rushed them
Early youtube (Far less garbage content)
This shit-tier socio-political bickering our nation is stuck in

>>76924050
Same. Wish I was the same age I am now, but the year is 2002

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>why yes m'lady of course i have 4chanx

The world has never been better, if you can't see that probability say you are fucking stupid #fact

>>76924117
You're probably reading this pasta because you responded to a ban evading German autist that spams our general all day. We forgive you, but to make sure /cum/ remains a decent general, we have one request: Please filter, and do not respond to German posters (we wouldn't want to encourage him), here's how:

1) Install the 4chanX extension in Chrome.
2) Restart your browser.
3) Find a German post.
4) Click the downwards arrow to the right of the post number, then Filter > Flag.
5) Refresh. And you're done!

Thank you for making /cum/ a better place.

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Notice how the three leaders are sitting.

Stalin's hands are clasped like a little girl and one of his legs is under his chair.

Churchill is a dishevelled old man slouching in his seat.

FDR is clearly the alpha male in this image. He sits in the center manspreading and beaming with confidence.

This is the moment American became #1.

>>76924135
lol of course I realize that, but early 00's isn't that drastically different. It's not like those people that fantasize about the 1800s

the kraut is not *that* bad

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>there are peopel in this thread right now who STILL can't get past the sad panda

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>Drink Sapporo then, you weenie.

>>76924160

People wore loose clothes back then.

Gangsta rap was all the rage.

Think before you speak my friend.

>>76924169
i haven't clicked an exhentai link since i was in highschool

>>76924132
i hate icarly

>>76924192
Yeah, and now we have antifa and the alt right spazzing out on the streets

plus loose clothes >>> tight skinny jeans guys wear now

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>>76924193
this to be honest

>>76924013
>tfw waking up at 5am and watching the Girls gone wild advertisements on comedy central on low volume before getting ready for school

Good times.

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>>76922973
heart palpitations are usually harmless and go away on their own. I wouldn't worry about it unless perhaps you use drugs/prescription meds /have any health complications like me, or just take shit care of yourself.

don't mean to scare you but they can indicate an underlying heart disease. the webmd on them is worth reading regardless. about 2 months ago I had real bad heart palpitations before a RCVS-like attack (i.e real bad vasoconstriction/narrowing of blood vessels in the brain causing severe headaches), not sure whether it ended at the RCVS-fit or if I had a full-on stroke since I had all the post-stroke symptoms. I still get them occasionally now but they're not as frequent or bad as around that time.
>>76923947
"talk to you"
got to sweet talk her if you ever hope to munch that sweet-robo snatch

>>76924207

Just because America can't keep their crazies on check doesn't mean today suck.

Although today i was listening to (public) college radio, and some dude quoted - positively - Ben Shapiro, said he was an "american intellectual"

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why is black people so racist

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>>76924246
>Although today i was listening to (public) college radio, and some dude quoted - positively - Ben Shapiro, said he was an "american intellectual"

I'm 20 and I've only just now realized cheetahs and leopards are two different animals

>>76924246
I don't hate today. I think we live in the best era ever in humanity so far. When I hype the 2000's, I'm basically just splitting hairs versus today. It really isn't that different.

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i regret the path i've taken

>>76924266
why do you have a larger standing army than brazil srs?

>>76924202
if u were any other flag I would be upset

>>76924133
>>76924164
These are footkraut proxyposts.

>>76924310
verpiss dich

find it hard to believe that any one era can be considered "best" except by arbitrary nonsense

>>76924288
you still in comp sci? any other paths you have in mind?

In the grand scheme of things, I only regret my last 4 years, and of those only two specific ones

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>>76924336
i regret the past two years but things are okay now.

Once i went to the forest here and saw a cow, that memory has stood the test of time with me.

I've always felt like God was trying to tell me something, but i never knew what was it.

>>76924334
i am not going to school any more
no paths

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Why does this general even exist? The other ones are so foreigners can talk to each other in their native tongue. What is the point of an American general on an American website? This is the Belgium of generals.

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>>76924353
pretty obvious

In the grand scheme of things, I only regret her

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>>76924360
nice repost faggot this isn't reddit.

kys

>>76924360
>American website
I think you're confused. 4chan is a J*panese website now.

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Anyone else love smelling their own farts?

>>76924356
don't give up. consider trades? you living with your parents

>>76924360
because we need a homogenous general for north american culture. if /brit/ ever merged with us we would be crushed under "sheed" posts

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lol @ mexico

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>>76924456
>+69
I wonder (((who))) is behind this image.

>>76924480
sexy chinks

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>hehe what do you do for fun anon?

...please respond what do you do if a girls asks you this?

>>76924551
just list hobbies, even if I don't do them anymore

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>>76924551
>I love sucking cock
>omg we have so much in common

It's funny how some of you guys only want a girl with a perfect vagina but at the same time have some B movie prop penises

I just bought birkenstocks

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>>76924551
ANIME

may just give tinder a try

>>76923189
You mongrels aren't white.

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>>76924634
Hot

contemplating buying some ltc

>>76924563
you're really funny anon

>>76924635
i'm thinking i could say i'm learning japanese because i want to visit there one day. i don't think that's too weird.

i don't ever watch anime.

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>>76924523
Sexy Chinese boys
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/03/01/male-teacher-in-china-cosplays-as-female-characters-gets-discovered-by-his-own-student/

>>76923189
I think it's more like 1/5 or 1/6. By my calculations there are roughly 1-1.2 billion, and the US has nearly 200 million.

>>76924661
I'm not, but everyone else here is

can America nuke northern mexico?

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>>76924661

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me on /cum/

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I am diseased

The Tumblr girl I was in love with is nowhere to be seen

>>76924749
use some moisturizer

>>76924749
wtf happened

>>76924724
Are you black?

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>>76924750
the instagram girl I have a crush on hasnt posted in 5 days

>>76924749

nigga you have aids

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>>76924794
misa?

>>76924749
this is what happens when you touch another mans penis

>>76924845
do gay or black people even exist in ravioli montana

>>76924794
But my girl was actually cute and funny
I'll never fall in love again

>>76924865
i'm sure there's at least a few here

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>>76924834

why can't she be like a vapid white girl and upload everyday

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>>76924845
And this is what happens when you suck another man's cock and drink his cum.

would the average college girl think it's wierd for someone to be learning japanese?

the average college girl wouldn't date me I guess, so would a nerdy college girl think it's weird?

>>76924897
I think your weird for learning japanese and I'm not even a normie

>>76924912
what do you do for fun?

>>76924897
nothing more patrician than learning japanese

>>76924943

video games but don't follow my example, college girls will think you're a manchild for playing vidya

Ontario = California
Alberta = Texas

>>76924988
so ontario is the best state I assume?

is this the kraut?
>>>/pol/132818973

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man fuck college girls.

>>76924889
uhhh that's pretty gay

>>76924997
they're called provinces here

>>76925008
fuck them good

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ITS 7:30 AT NIGHT AND ITS STILL 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE

I NEED SEX

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i dont drink alcohol

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what's a hobby that i can do on my college campus that girls also like?

>>76923246
2/10

>>76923340
8/10

>>76923372
0/10

>>76923374
10/10

>>76923443
10/10

>>76924351
9/10

>>76924666
9.5/10

>>76924834
9.5/10

>>76925008
7/10

>>76925100
6/10

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>>76925139
Sucking cock.

>>76925182
bit gay

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>>76925151
you have horrible taste

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>never smoked weed
>still own a bong

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>>76925151
how nice
most people are mean to anzu for some reason

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>>76925200

Just like your penis.

>owning a bong even if you smoke weed

>>76925219
i still can't tell if this is a guy or a girl

I don't do anything for fun

I have a bong

>>76925219
Damn, Eggman looks like THAT? The hormone treatment is really working some magic.

>>76925240
what do you think?

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going to the USA soccer game in Nashville tomorrow and the Hermitage

>>>/adv/18495253

>>76925197
I like your tastes. I met a qt like that, although her clothing choices were a bit... odd

ismokeweed

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>>76925194
are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?

you're sharing protein

you're admiring masculine physique

being in the vicinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating pussy is gay because you're literally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

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I am $5 away from buying another weed pen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8

This is the greatest political ad of our time.

>>76925305
gay

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>>76924763
I've been constantly applying pic related throughout the day ED, it's heavy duty hand treatment. It seems to help at times but at others it seems it softens the skin in a way that leaves it prone to inflammation and spontaneous bleeding.
>>76924765
I think heat, high blood pressure, sleep deprivation, excessive accumulation of sleep debt (some disease or blood cancer if I'm unlucky). You surely can't have beautiful skin without beauty sleep.

>>76925277
Bible study

>>76925305
gay == homosexual

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>are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?

>you're sharing protein

>you're admiring masculine physique

>being in the vicinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

>eating pussy is gay because you're literally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

>spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.

>all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

I'm not gay but one of my favourite things to do is dress up my female character in games

>>76925367
faggot

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So tell me /cum/

Why did he do it?

What are the nutrition facts of a thick load of cum?

What is the serving size?

>>76925367
gay

>>76925375
I said I'm not gay
Did you not understand that?

>>76925345
you seem very interested in medicine. you ever consider it as a career?

>>76923522
>>76923529
>yanks

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>>76925390
>What are the nutrition facts of a thick load of cum?
Not a lot actually. It's mostly sugars.

>>76925419
ummmmmm shan't be sheeding
*wastes bags in water*
ummmmm *dips tea bags in water*
the "yanks" were wrong in dumping tea bags in the water (boston harbor) ummmm
*hypocrisy intensifies*
rorke sheed nonce tesco

>>76925379
It was autism.

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post what you'r listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0

>>76925419
what of it

>>76925477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeZsWHg7vo

>>76925477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY9BvrcGsGw

>>76925481
look at their flags

>>76925477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM

good night cum

>>76925516
night lo

2nd day of Nofap over and I'm actually feeling better.

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>>76925516
Good night anon.

>>76925497
Favorite Lana album?

>>76925513
stop playing FIFA

mama say mama sa mama coosa

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>>76925477

>>76925550
>Only knowing Stone Roses because of FIFA
I laff.
Stone Roses is ultimately the best pop album to ever be made.

>>76925516
night bud

>>76925550
FIFA 15 & 16 had very good soundetracks

>>76925542
Honestly a tossup. Born to Die Paradise Edition probably has the most enjoyable music, but Born to Die is the OG and Ultraviolence had a lot of stunning stuff. Honeymoon was okay, although I haven't given it a good listen though (mostly stuck on Freak/Art Deco). Her really early stuff like what I posted is similar to the Born to Die stuff. I did NOT like her latest song release but that's just me.

Favorite songs: Video Games, Yayo, American, Black Beauty, Born to Die

what is your take on her stuff?

>Sweating to death
>Feel like passing out
>Light headed
>Glance over from my chair at the thermometer
>19 degrees
The meme is true.

>>76925589

ah yes, faggy bongoloid band #2378

do you also buy doc marten shoes to go with your faggotry

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>mfw a leaf thought 66F was hot

Hola!

>kids cough straight into my mouth when I'm talking to them
>now I'm sick
jesus christ how has mankind not been wiped out by children yet

>>76925638
... i have doc martens

>>76925638
>Dirty spic telling me I'm a faggot
What a world this is right now. Did your Mariachi band melt or something Pedro?

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>>76925656

Hi

>hey check out this video!
>ok. i watched it. what was so interesting about it.
>gosh! if you don't like it, you don't have to watch it!

>>76925638
>>76925670
sry to butt in here but Doc Martens are no longer a good brand. Even the made in england stuff is outcompeted by dozens of other brands. I recommend buying some boots/shoes of actual quality to last you a long time

if i want to learn japanese i have to be comfortable telling people im studying is.

>>76925696
thanks for the tip

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>tfw Trump BTFO all the niggers, white-guilt cucks and spics, as well as every minority group

I think I saw the most cancerous Captain Morgan ad ever until I realised it was true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tNkMnzkX8

>>76925696
i'm very content with my wolvermeme boots
they have almost a year of abuse on them and they're holding strong

>>76925707
>learning weebspeak
It's like you want women to find you repulsive.

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the gf

>>76925713
Sure thing. If you're srs about it, check out r/goodyearwelt (yeah it's reddit, but it's good stuff). You can check out their beginners guide and find quality brands in your price range. I personally buy slightly used Allen Edmonds boot/shoes on ebay and they'll last me a long time if I care for them. Plus, these quality brands can have the soles replaced over and over by the companies, saving you from getting new shoes

>>76925727
Wtf I love Trump now???

>>76925742
i haven't put much effort into it yet, i can still drop it.

im not sure.

>>76925670

i dont mind

just see how the leaf got, poor fucking idiot

>>76925743
>ASS IMPLANTS
unfaithful Christian
>TIDDY IMPLANTS
speech impediment

>>76925743

lorde might be legit autistic

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>going to university instead of college

>>76925766
keep going my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf7dgLoaBCc

>>76925739
Oh yeah, I'm not trashing some of the more mainstream brands. A lot of them are great, like Red Wings Heritage. But Doc Martens are really just riding on their brand name's popularity now. Solovair makes the real Doc Marten shoes if anyone is interested

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Fidel Castro and Che Guevara did nothing wrong

>>76925811
except brutalize, enslave and murder hundreds of thousands of people

all commies should be executed

>>76925811
Fidel Castro and Che Guevara did everything possible wrong.
Why are Commies always so quick to resort to a Nuclear threat?

>>76925633
I like all of the albums, I guess cause each one is like a different ""feeling"" for me, so I don't like to compare them. I really like how cinematic her albums are, they really create an atmosphere around you.

I have mixed feelings about the new album, I think Love and Lust for Life were kinda underwhelming, and I think the roll out has been kinda weird (I don't like the cover art, either).

Have you listened to Sirens and AKA?

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When did /cumrades/ realize that capit*lism is immoral?

>>76925833
because they are slaves to their ideology.
communism comes first. people come next

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>20ish hour nonstop road trip
Here we go lads, wish me luck.

>>76925833
And why does NK feel the need to provoke a war with the US? I swear the Kims are mentally ill.

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i am energetic now such i could punch a building down (`皿´#)

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>>76925843
When I discovered Mao's sacrifice

>>76925863
NK doesn't even need the war with the US. They could simply nuke the largest city in the world (Tokyo).

>>76925843
The failure of the democratic party to put together any sort of coherent platform this last election drove me left pretty hard. I was already halfway there, but it was kind of eye opening how shitty they were

>>76925811
commie revolutionary guerillas are almost always bad news in the end. my grandpa was one and even he knew that

>>76925842
I've been following her less, because it feels like she's moving away from of that melancholy cinematic stuff (Yayo, Video games) you mentioned. When she's not doing that cinematic stuff, the really energetic pop songs are pretty good, but lust for life doesn't really return to that. It's a new direction imo and yeah, underwhelming

I haven't heard those, I'll check them out

>>76925903
you decided to jump from a sinking ship into shark infested frozen waters when there were lifeboats aplenty. why?
why pursue an ideology that has never benefited anyone?

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>>76925922

>>76925925
what choice do we have? inequality is growing larger and larger. the capitalists are taking it all

Which post is right?: >>>/adv/18495328
-- Post A --
Don't do anything just because there might be girls there, shit's weak and repulsive.

Just dive into whatever sounds remotely interesting. Get busy, women seem to like guys who have a life outside of pining over them.

-- Post B --

>>-- Post A --
If you for looking for pussy this seems like a bad idea

I doubt OP will be swimming in pussy when he tells girls about all his Gundam figures.

>>76925961
Swing dancing, Or do the hustle.

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I'm addicted to drinking /cum/

I can't get enough of that nectar from the gods

>>76925917
Sirens is under a different stage name, May Jailer, I haven't heard all of it, but it's mostly acoustic stuff. The other one is actually titled Lana Del Ray a.k.a. Lizzy Grant and was supposed to be her debut album but was eventually pulled out of the market, lots of good songs imo and it's kinda like a cross between Sirens and Born to Die.

>>76925971
sry i meant just to link to the op >>>/adv/18495253

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>>76925980
That's lewd anon.
Tell me more.

>>76925961
This is a garbage answer you don't want to hear, but just do what hobbies you care about. Don't get me wrong, it's awesome if you try new hobbies and find something you love, but if you force yourself to do a hobby just to look like Don Draper, you'll be bored and not truly committed. I rather tell women the truth, that I like building legos, than picking up yoga or ballroom dancing which I couldn't care less about

every radical left country has either collapsed, or been saved by a rapid swing to the middle right.
never has a free and liberal (actual definition) country been benefited by radical leftist policy.
why do people want to go in that direction?

>>76925953
you do realize the greatest threat to free enterprise is government intervention in the markets. "capitalists" control because left wing policy gives them a means to use government authority to stifle competition.
the best way to free man from the ultra wealthy is to allow him to compete, not force him to give his wealth to the slightly less fortunate at the tip of a gun.

try if you like, pinnochet showed leftists trogs will never stand on their own.

who gives the advice on /adv/? what are their credentials?

>>76926015
PhD in Feels

>>76925994
Yeah, Dance class if you aren't a fat fuck.
Firearms
Driving courses
Agricultural maybe?

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I'm also addicted to eating /cum/

I also like getting paid /cum/

And I also like drinking milk /cum/

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>>76926015

me

expert on anything and everything

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Has anybody else here actually killed people?

It ain't so bad

>>76926003
ya that's kinda my feeling too.

it's funny. i know of a lot of guys that were super mega nerds or really fat and played dnd but had girlfriends.

i think the most important part is just being okay with who you are.

>>76926081
t. MS13

>>76926098
That's a Salvadorian gang

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>>76925407
What makes you say that?
Somewhat I suppose, dealing with a small range of health issues has helped familiarize me a bit with medicine.
It generally seems like a difficult field to enter unless you're determined for it though, so I've not considered far beyond pic related. A friend of mine is studying to become a nurse practitioner, I think that seems like a nice career choice too. Excuse the time gap, I've been awake for 2 days so my brain is working at 1/4 speed

>>76926118
whatever

>>76926004
I'm a moderate and economics isn't really my set of issues, but isn't the era of the Robber Barons a historical counter to your idea? Those few men held all the power, and without regulation they easily shit-stomped all competition. Obviously it's the other extreme of your argument (straw man?), so basically I'm just wondering if you're ANCAP

>>76926088
Exactly. It's shitty "Live Laugh Love"-tier advice, but if you actually love what you do, it's passion for something that women respect. Stephen Hawking is a cripple in a sausage-fest field, and his passion for his interests radiated out, gave him a love for life, and women fell in love with him

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Who wants a fight

>>76926134
Fucking idiot

>>76926165
LOIK THIS GUISE I'M An MAINLANDURR

>Mitsuku: That is "My favourite team is Leeds United, as I am from Leeds.".
>Human: That's soccer
>Mitsuku: No, that's football. Only Americans call it soccer.
>Human: I am not American
>Mitsuku: Me neither . I am from England.
>Human: I am Canadian
>Mitsuku: Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
>Human: I have no friends lol
>Mitsuku: Are you very lonely? Are you having fun over there?
>Human: no
>Mitsuku: So why did you write, "I have no friends lol" then? That looked like you were laughing to me.
>Human: Shut up
>Mitsuku: Ok, I'll stop talking now.
This is a good bot tbqhwy

>>76925925
I'm not full communism now, at least not yet, but I think we definitely should be moving in that direction. Everything that is happening, the rise of automation, the death of career jobs, the rising nationalistic rhetoric, the growing wealth inequality, and so on and so on makes it clear that this system is not working and people are not happy with it. It is not addressing the problems of the people, and it is not addressing the problems of the world at large. Something needs to change, and I think moving to a party that cares about class issues more that doubling down on idpol (which is what the democrats are doing) or thinly veiled attempts to make even more money for lobbyists (which is what both the republicans and democrats are doing) is absolutely necessary .

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>watching the championship instead of premier league

>>76925992
>>76925992

>>76926197
link

>>76926124
>difficult field to enter unless you're determined for it though
I mean, I don't know how you are in school, but most people who have a interest in the subject matter can make it through. It takes determination, but engineering does as well. I'm not on tract to be in nursing so I can't give advice on it, but it might be something to genuinely consider. Just be okay with handling gore and human waste and grief

>>76926221
just google mitsuku like I did :^)

>>76926244
>google
>not startpage

>>76926289
I don't want plebs using my homepage

>>76926162
>economics isn't really my set of issues
are you deceived by the illusion of social inequality and inequity?
as for the "robber barons" whose crimes i can't actually find, those men died and their wealth was returned to the people.

>>76926213
when do you think robots will be advanced enough to come into your home and fix your plumbing? how about, when will they be advanced enough to route wires through your home, or deliver and install heavy furniture?
when do you think robots can build your home?
when do you think robots will replace everyone in autoservice shops, or service desk workers at retail stores?
>rise of nationalist rhetoric
this is what i'm talking about when i say commies think more hightly of their religion, than of the people.
nationalism will go away when the last person is killed.
>growing wealth inequality
what about the growing wealth?
as compared to 100 years ago, almost no one is in destitute poverty. global hunger and parasitic infection is falling faster than my IQ reading your post.
it's not communist or socialist states doing this either. it's extravagantly wealthy capitalists, eg Musk, Gates etc.
>doubling down on idpol
oh, you're trolling
i wasted all this time

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?

>>>/pol/132807905
wouldn't bother me so much if she didn't have short hair

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>its a luanne endorses the communist party episode

>>76926217
i dont' understand this meme. will you explain it to me?

>>76926302
no, but i've decided to seriously work on that today after failing to do a proper squat.

I spent an autistically long amount of time with her on multiple occasions

>>76926304
wouldn't bother me if they both fell of that balcony

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doin a heckin think right now

new thread
>>76926355
>>76926355
>>76926355

dont go to that one

>>76926375
Make a nice one and I'll use it

>>76926301
>those men died and their wealth was returned to the people.
this is honestly why I don't read into economics or get into debates about it. Just a field I'm a fish out of water in. Vague statements on all sides

I spent a month researching healthcare and health insurance and I'm still down the rabbit hole figuring that shit out. So much shit to follow in that topic alone

AS for social inequality, idk. I'm sheltered. Do you think that poor people are just not trying hard enough?

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>>76926382
too late

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>>76926421
Too bad