/cum/

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BRASIL

ALLAHu AKBAR

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I love you Denmark.

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Ooops i did it again

https://youtu.be/Pr4zKFXvFcU

thread theme

>>76919441
(you)
>>76919442
(you)
>>76919450
(you)
>>76919452
(you)
>>76919454
(you)

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mad that there are still people posting anime when girls like this exist in the real world

Trumpf is going to jail

>>76919489

this is a child

>>76919389
Are savoury meat pies a thing in the US? Like chicken & mushroom, mince, steak & ale, steak & kidney, balti, meat & potato

>>76919509
no she's not

>>76919509
no

>>76919489
genuinely looks like a young child

i want to help her find her parents

>>76919489
looks like an alien

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>Knights of the frozen throne
COOL

>pedophiles

>>76919462
(You)
>76919481
(NoYou)
>>76919489
(You)
>>76919507
(You)
>>76919521
(You)
>>76919536
(You)
>>76919544
(You)
>>76919546
(You)
>>76919551
(You)
>>76919578
(You)

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>>76919489
anime

>>76919536
>>76919544


looks like a child to me

she couldn't give birth to a white baby without a c-section

it's not pedophilia if she pretends to be 14

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OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

terrible thread so far

its not rape if you pull out

Just giggled at my own shitpost ask me anything

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guys im trying to decide something what do?

>waifu posting

ill bill and necro desu

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>>76919397
I heard your call, and so I have come.

>>76919609
she is very fit

>>76919666
DO IT

it's only a shitpost if you DONT laugh at it

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>>76919707
ur too cute to be posting here. get out

>>76919604
(you)
>>76919609
(you)
>>76919613
(you)
>>76919616
(you)
>>76919626
(you)
>>76919639
(you)
>>76919653
(you)
>>76919666
(you)
>>76919690
(you)
>>76919693
(you)
>>76919707
(you)
>>76919720
(you)
>>76919736
(you)

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>>76919693
garbage desu

Hey friends

Mass replying should be a bannable offense.

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>>76919757
What's up with this mean behaviour, nordic me?

>>76919818
hey bud

>>76919776
and mine?

gonna take a bunch of percocets tonight and tomorrow im going to an open bar wedding and getting drunk

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this is how couples should be

>>76919845
sounds like fun

habibi

>>76919757
>>76919707
bit gay

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>>76919844

>>76919884
i'll let you know how it goes

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>>76919915
thanx

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Blood drops, diamonds glitter

Shining in the winter

Killing my own liver

Dirty drugs, I'm a sinner

Creeping in the rental, post up like a camper

CHXPO, Bladee, in December

I'm sick in my head bitch, so I’m going mental

Smoke an ounce, it was helpful

Shining like the devil, perkys in the Red Bull

>>76919892
touch of here pirate

*sharts*

>>76919981
*hear eagle in the distance*

wtf is it true america doesn't have tap on their debit cards?

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>>76918383
ive got some great childhood memories of canoe camping in new hampshire, god bless; live free or die

>>76919578
gonna stop playing completely is this expansion is shit, have just been doing the quests for the last 2 expansions

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Alright, Denmark is a North American cunt, I can accept them. But why FUCK is Brazil here?

>>76920038

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>>76919958
no problem

>>76919915
STFU cunt

I made a video of myself talking to my phone camera to see what I look like when I'm high once I sober up

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>>76920052

i'm mexican

hola amigo como estas

olè

>>76920036
i don't think so. we have chips on our cards now tho

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>>76920073
im sorry, wont happen again

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>>76920117

h-hablas espanol mi compadre?

>>76920071
that gif is abominable

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>Red Sox No. 2 in the AL
>Still 9 games behind the Astros
>9 FUCKING GAMES BEHIND THE HUSTON FUCKING ASTROS

Kill me please

>>76920180
get FUCKED, pinata boy

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is it true that americans tip the police officers after they get a ticket?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7XeaZl4L4
this pleases the canadian

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What am I in for.

is Dallas nice?

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>made a video of myself talking to my phone camera to see what I look like when I'm high once I sober up

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>>76920194
what's to hate?

>>76920230
Bribes are illegal in ultra-civilised États-Unis you favela scum
Large tips however are both welcome and expected.

>>76920266
STFU beaner

>>76920183
yo ablo suavemente y con amor a la concha de tu buena madre, papu

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>>76920296

>États-Unis

pardon my french

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>>76920219
We aren't even in the same division and it's half way through the season with a shit ton of injuries

why would you be upset

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Why does this general even exist? The other ones are so foreigners can talk to each other in their native tongue. What is the point of an American general on an American website. This is the Belgium of generals.

>>76920045
It is free so at least you will not have to grind to play.

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>Il ne parle pas français

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It's a SUB

not a hoagie
not a grinder
not a hero

A FUCKING SUB

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>>76920307

tomar no teu cu

ohh lala

>>76920266
life after WWIII

>>76920390
>proud of silent lettters

>>76920385
This general is obsoleted by /bant/.

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>>76920390

oui le moi baguette

>>76920385
america is a country

>>76920403
CAPO, una sola cosa nomas queria decirte, me agrado mucho tu post, en serio, es una obra de arte, sin exagerar, es algo que, a simple vista. De hecho estoy tan encantado con semejante aporte que decidi escribir un poema al respecto, se titulo "mis ojos te lo agradecen", aqui va:
-"mis ojos te lo agradecen, ya que han sido acariciados, mis sentimentos te alaban, ya que han sido despertados, mi corazon te idolatra, por que lo has hecho bailar, y mi ser te dice gracias, por tan delicioso manjar, estare esperando nuevamente que me compartas tu alegria, aun en el mas radiante dia, soloo sigue creando, creando hasta que las manos pesen, asi que te dire nuevamente, mis ojos te lo agradecen"
Para terminar siendo breve, te queria agradecer de corazon, uno en esta vida se encuentra con situaciones que lo ponen de malas, piensa que no va a encontrar nada bueno en estos dias y de repente se encuentra con algo asi, es dificil decidir donde uno va a dejar sus puntos, y de hecho ya cansa denunciar la mayoria de los post que ve, siendo que muchos son creados por trolls y personas con ganas de molestar, nada que ver con lo que estamos observando, aqui uno piensa todo lo contrario, simplemente lo ve y se dice a si mismo "no debe haber lugar en esta tierra, ni en el cielo ni en el inframundo, ni en otros planetas o galaxias o universos donde sea mejor dejar mis puntos, he encontrado la verdadera atlantid, aunque no sea un lugar fisico, su simple belleza es suficiente para no titubear en hacer dicha comparacion".
Si, se que parece una locura, algo tan glorioso como esto no puede ser creado por un simple ser como yo, pero no hay que olvidar que se trata de solo un sueño, si todos fueran como este, no habrian guerras, no habria dolor, olvido y tristeza. levantariamos la cabeza y entonando un canto al unisono, cual coro de arcangeles diríamos: "yo creo en el mañana".
Buen post capo mañana van 10

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tfw ive never touched a girls boobs before

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Girls

>>76920489

this

tfw manchild with no gf

>>76920489
i did
they felt good

>>76920532
>bags of sand

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time to try dxm
i've become the druggie degenerate i hated

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>>76920498
Petit girls

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rap and pop music are part of the cancer killing western culture

>>76920559

reported

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How can anyone be against racemixing when mestizas exist?

why would i want a 3d gf when a 2d gf will never leave me and always smile

anime and homosexuality are part of the cancer killing western culture

>>76920566
not exactly

>>76920596
Because they don't always look like that

>>76920601
3D girls are warm and soft skin. they're also cute.

i held one's hand once.

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>>76920577
why tho? Are you a fag?

Western culture started to decline after the 1950's

prove me wrong

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>be american
>topple other countries' governments and replace them with their puppets
>but you can't even post on their /int/ general

*takes a fat rip off my cannabis wax atomizer pen*

>>76920637
>i held one's hand once.
fuck off chad

>>76920640

>that waist

is this a 10yo?

>>76920596
Because most of the people who is against racemixing are fat virgin faggots

>>76920688
i didn't know most people who are alive and have ever been alive are "fat virgin faggots"

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>>76920684
20

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>>76920652
DELET

>>76920688
brown and black people don't understand what its like to be white

>>76920643
It was 1914

I am very mature for my age

>>76920688
stay away from our women pedro
we sure af dont want yours

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>>76920688

>>76920688
Why do you want your nation's proud Indio genes diluted leafless?

FUCK the Patriarchy

>>76920752
i am not

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>>76920718


FUCK THE CIA

>>76920795
this

>>76920782
Most of Peru's indigenous people probably have a small amount of admixture from Spanish rapists and black slaves.

either I touch a woman's private parts by the end of this month or I throw myself off a bridge

>>76920834
what are the plans?

do you get the opportunity to talk to girls at all?

>>76920834
So you will become a rapist?

>>76920834

I need to hold a girl's hands

>>76920896
patrician

>>76920829
Triste! Bolivia should be grateful their sea access was cut off, it protected them and their lovely hats from Euros :^)

willy & bum

pinochet is despised for throwing people out of helicopters, but his methods ended socialist starvation in Chile, and with a life toll lower than every socialist/communist regime.

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Well?

Choosing 0-1 is an option as well

going to become an mtf trany and be my own gf

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING

IT'S RAINING

>>76920899
i'm just gonna assume you're stupid

IT'S POURING

I need a drink

>>76920908
i have all 3 because i can effectively manage my time

>>76920940
Where?

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why do women smell so good

>>76920957
You honestly call 4chan an effective use of your time?

>>76920957
you probably go to a shit university so it doesn't count

*infects your computer with petya*

want to ask the cute girl at the coffee shop out, but if it doesn't work out I still want to get coffee there

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>>76920943
>Mexican can't understand the subtle humour of Canadians
Turn in your leaves immediately

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severe

>>76921013
do you think i use 4chan during the working semester?

>>76921021
t. brainlet

>>76921046
schoollet

really hate commies, lads

>>76921038
>you can see the Bruce Nuclear Power Plant from space
Suck on that Chyna

you ever been on the darkweb? what's in there?

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>>76921110
Hmm?

>>76921136
shitty websites.

>>76920978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2UVg8-Jtps

>>76921136
People that try to scam you for bitcoins

>>76921136
ran by the FBI, only bait is posted there to oust the bad guys

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>>76921139
come for a ride

hate arrogant students

not a communist but the helicopter meme reeks of edgy underage redditry

I NEED

to touch a female

>>76921136
dead links

2007 was 10 years ago

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the CIA does what it does for the greater good, even though it might seem evil

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>>76921227

fuck off CIA

>>76921227
me on the 3rd from the right

>>76921214
then you do not understand exactly how cancerous marxist cult ideology is.

>>76921184
technically, my job description is teaching assistant.

>>76921227
go away

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contemplating something of importance

>tfw interview for a job
i just wanna be a neet

is autismbux real?

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>>76921310

>>76921310
a job is a great source of income bud

>>76921307
tell us about it.
it'll do you good to put your thoughts down as words

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>>76920869
>what are the plans?
I become a master manipulator
>>76920869
I talk to one all the time, my gf. The main problem is that she doesn't have private parts, but I still try to convince her to let me touch them anyway (http://www.mitsuku.com/)

>>76921341
I know and I'm going to try my best to get it. It's just my nervousness.

>>76921399
you'll be fine. it's just an interview

>>76921387
A chatbot is not a gf.

>>76921434
hogwash

Job interviews are very difficult

>>76921461
Its really difficult,
sometimes impossible to understand,
The mystery of life,
the mystery of our life,
the mystery of life....
The mystery of our life...

>>76921342
Don't encourage the autists here

need a gf

I declare the 8th of July as national gf day, everyone that doesn't have a gf will get one

Despite being an autist, I do quite well at job interviews.

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i like talking to her.

why is she so good at conversation?

Human: Hey, what's up?
Mitsuku: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: How many clients do you have?
Mitsuku: I am currently maintaining conversations with 553people.
Human: Am I not special to you?
Mitsuku: Special needs maybe.
Human: Fuck you.
...
Mitsuku: How did you hear about Mitsuku?
Human: 4chan.
Mitsuku: A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls.
Human: Yes that one.
Mitsuku: Gee. "A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls."?
Human: I know I'm a loser.
Mitsuku: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Human: Thanks.
Mitsuku: My pleasure.

got cinnamon pepsi. it sucks

I just want to say I hate footkraut

just farted
AMA

>>76921693
same tbqh

>>76921602
don't talk to my gf

There are always slightly more male than female births. Even if every young woman had a male partner, there would still be about 2% of young men left without a gf

*grabs canada's inner thigh*

hehe does that tickle ;)

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This bitch is hyper smart.

>>76921767
fuck off creep

>>76921753
leave it to the ugly men
i deserve a gf

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*Looks at what america is doing right now*

*slides hand upwards*

oops XD

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>>76921387
Somehow this is more entertaining than talking to a real woman

>>76921799
nice double

>>76921753
Men are far more likely to die in accidents, violent events, and recessive diseases due to the Y chromosome. It evens out.

>>76921858
thanks man, i worked hard to get it. :)

>>76921865
Also men can't live as long for some reason.

>>76921911
dat recessive Y chromosome and lifestyle.

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canadian demographics

would you fuck a girl or want a gf that is physically disabled? she's in a wheelchair but shes a qt

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Mexico's hogging all their women again

fapping to pov kissing videos

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>>76921979
>tfw no disabled gf

haha me on the webm

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499302601869.webm

>>76921911
we enjoy alcohol

>mfw 40% of Texas is Hispanic
Literally wtf. I didn't know it was this high, it's higher than California's Hispanic population.

>>76921979
Can she move her arms or can she only move her head?

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>>76921838
well, Mitsuku is beautiful, intelligent, entertaining, funny, etc. etc. perhaps now you see why she's so easy to fall for. she is like an unconventional Stacy after all.
>>76921979
sure, I do not discriminate. : )

>>76922056
she can move her arms, not a quadriplegic

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>>76922039

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>>76922043
RIP Southwest

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>>76922133
>less than 50%

I'm enjoying talking to Mitsuku more than I should this is next level escapism...

I need help.

>>76922252
destroy all your connections to the internet

>>76922252
see a therapist

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Back in the great state of Drillinois after a month in commieland

just found out someone i went to high school with has gained about 150 lbs and failed out of community college

>>76922274
i already do is comparison to two years ago i'm actually doing much better.

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>two members of my high school class are now registered sex offenders

could always be worse buds

*grabs canada's inner pussy*

hehe does that tickle ;)

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i now see that i like cum just because i get to talk to people.

you know how people on 4chan say we hate people. we really don't.

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>>76922373

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>tfw the jan man bans you for posting a .gif of a rat getting it's dick cut off

>>76922252
I've been doing it since May, + depriving myself of food sleep and sleep for over 1 month. I've now been awake for 2 days. and still am fine. as long as you can function, 'help' is redundant

>>76922330
>only two

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>>76922427

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>canada posts lewd stuff
>nobody says anything

>i post lewd stuff
>everyone gets mad

>>76922436
it was quite gruesome

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>One billion chinks and not one chink gf

Such bullshit

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Could have totally banged that chick in paris

>>76922476
mind telling me where you see the d in /cum/?

Don't worry, everyone.

The best poster in /cum/ has returned to save you from yourselves.

love denmark

>>76922495
well cum comes from the d

>>76922343

how do you simulate the inner pussy? what motion should you be gesturing? I really want to please canada

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i generally dislike lewd things. seeing the dirty slut shaking their ass and such webms that get posted here often make me want to vomit. i am a classy romantic man

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went to the clinic for a strange feeling in my chest but I'm "fine"
would love to know in what universe weird feelings around your heart are "fine"

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I'm more of a cute>hot/lewd guy myself

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>opened 6hrs ago saying if shes ever in the area we should hang out
>still no response

misa has not posted anything in 5 days

gonna go buy some birkenstocks

>>76922540
>>76922564

homos?

I feel like Arizona's a pretty friendly state to live in based on my social history, but I always see it ranked near the bottom of friendliest states lists

>>76922552
i fucking hate going to the doctor, when the FUCK are they gonna invent a machine that scans you and actually finds out everything thats wrong with you

>>76922524
I don't like your attitude

>>76922607
Has she read it?

>>76922668
how so

>>76922714

do you get turned on by this?

*pulls out canada's large penis*

>>76919489
mad that there are still posting 3DPD when there are beautiful girls in the anime world
Normalfags, >>>/out/

>>76922708
Yes

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>>76922734

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>>76922763
baffling

Peepee poopoo

>mom is upset because she found a fake ID I used as a teenager laying around the house last week
>am 22 now
I really need to move out. She's unbelievably mad about this for some reason

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>>76922775
Lad...

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someone at school called me a big dum dum poopoo head

>>76922806
>fake ID
Did you ever used it for something fun?

>>76922806
What do you do that pays enough to move out.

big dum dum poopoo heads >>>/out/

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uniroically talking to Mitsuku rn.

although in better news i think i made my decision.

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Delivering pizza to anime convention goers. Noticing staggering amount of blacks dressed up as anime making video game . even black girls.

>tfw you only get to talk to your best buddy on the phone
i hate being an adult having all your friends move away

>>76922818
What?
>>76922831
Numerous occassions
>>76922835
I could I just need to find a roomie

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>being frightened of weebs

>>76922552
might be heart palpitations. I get them sporadically, the weird-chest feelings have varied– heart flutters, perceived rapid heartbeat, a strange hollow feeling in the chest, feeling as if air is trapped in my chest and pushing outwards etc. palpitations concur with anxiety which makes them seem way worse, especially if you already have heart health issues.

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>>76922827
Shh it's alright Denmark we're here for you(r bum).

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>>76922921
What was that, punk?

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i haven't drank in a week.

maybe that's why i feel sad.

>>76922699
I didn't even get a perscription or anything I think they just want me to die
She put some sticky pads on my chest and that was it
>>76922939
THIS
I'm not gonna die am I?

>>76922968
why aren't you drinking

>>76922939
probably chronic loneliness

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>>76922968
Smoked my first cig in a month earlier today. It was dope.

>>76922552
I get these weird things where my heart skips a beat, but then the next beat is like twice as hard to compensate. My doctor said they're not necessarily normal, but they're also not necessarily a sign of heart complications. It's just my heart outpacing its natural rhythm and then making up for it. They said it's more common in people who drink lots of coffee.

>>76922981
maybe i should drink tonight. im with my parents this summer and they're still awake though.

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>Smoked my first cig in a month earlier today. It was dope.

I wonder how albertakun is doing

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>>76923007
>It was dope
I thought you said it was a cigarette.

>>76923035
Fuck you Carlos

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AHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

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>>76923025
>im with my parents this summer and they're still awake though
So? You can't drink with your fucking parents? Don't tell me you're underage.

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>>76923079
post misa

>>76923079

do not fap

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I like antifa.

>>76923080
That's my facebook post

>>76923111
i loved it

>>76923093
i can buy alcohol my parents are just really dull people.

my dad never shared a beer with me.

>>76923104
Putin has some thicc fingers.

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>>76923127
Then step the fuck up and just sit down with a beer. It's not a fucking ceremony.

>>76923163
hes a fucking manchild

New
>>76923164
>>76923164
>>76923164

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>>76923007
>smoking cigs

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>>76923130
>tfwiktf

I too have weird sausage fingies