licking butts edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l9kzS_B7gg
i hate posters with an autistic obsession over the creation of new threads
>>76915582
denmark i want to destroy you anally
you have to be a chick
>>76915582
fuck off /fr/
Anyátok
>>76915596
good point.
ill type something up, anyone else is welcome to add stuff.
need a moth gf
whoops, forgot I unfiltered Germany
back you go
Just got a three day ban from /pol/ for spamming about racemixing for several hours straight.
>>76915566
I really would like to bite this girl's feet
they're little snow-white with pink-redish spots
need a gf
>>76915665
spooky
well fuck brazil I guess
>>76915705
I want to FUCK BRAZIL.
>>76915679
make her your wife
>foot fetish
Not even once.
drinking a beer
>>76915737
traps arent gay though
can't believe you retards let the dane make a new thread AGAIN
wish i had a dab rig. i have to just mix the oil in with a bowl. still nice tho
>kraut got a proxy
>>76915770
Would only ever put my mouth a woman's feet if she told me she liked it beforehand.
>>76915764
fuck off
WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS SMELL GOOD!!???
I WAS WALKING ON THE STREET AND THIS WOMAN WALKED BY ME AND SHE SMELLED GOOOD REEEE
AAAHHHHHHHH
Don't mind me. Just having some good 'ol Carl's Jr
>>76915764
t. gay
"Dane"
>>76915799
>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
>can't believe you retards let the dane make a new thread AGAIN
I'm going to make every man a king and make rich people pay for it.
t. Huey Long (Dong)
>traps aren't gay
what is the logic behind this?
>>76915728
I've to eat this girl asap, can't handle it anymore
If it was born with a Y chromosome, liking it makes you a homosexual.
Is Guadalajara a nice place?
>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
>>76915866
yes
>>76915874
Is it alright if I save this photo? I'm a big fan of it and think I might be able to use it.
>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
don't you guys just want to slap some girl's ass at times?
got terminated
>>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
>>76915916
Every time I see a nice ass.
>>76915921
Why?
>>76915921
you got fired? anon? why?
>>76915896
Thinking about staying at a hostel there
I don't want to die though
>>>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
only have 1 day off this week
>>76915757
im sorry. Just shit low effort bant my man.
>>>>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
>>>>>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
maybe if black people stopped talking about race and being niggers all the time there would be nothing left to cry about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0
>>76915764
stop with this retarded meme.
>>76915845
hope this guy got killed
guys stop with the fedora posting.
please
>>76915958
it's all ok my brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8lOTMFMKyE
would you still fuck this
you sick fucks?
>>76915997
>A reader
Is that an achievement over the other side of the big pond?
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>>76915976
don't say ur sorry
>>>>>>>>hurr I can't prove him wrong so I'll attack him verbally even though I have no obligation to reply
>>76915944
>webm
this is kind of body is part and parcel on my university, not even memeing
it's hard sometimes being an autist in this country
>>76916043
Yes. Most of us can't read
>>76916045
still autistic
>>76915944
>>76915952
day 7, i work at a call centre and i wasnt meeting my quotas
fuck society desu im gonna become a highschool teacher, they cant get fired
>>76915997
>>76916057
i like to think that these people are not what the text says. I like to think that they're just chill and cool guys.
>>76916074
Too many skinny white girls at my college. Wish I had more big booty latinas.
>>76916034
Yes, Mr. Long was assasinated in 1935 in front of the Luisiana Capitolium, while at the height of his popularity.
>>76916036
I might actually go then
Flights to Puerto Vallarta are pretty cheap and it's not that far away
>>76916112
what do you mean quotas? Like you have to say your whole spiel without them ending the call or what?
>>76916074
>looking to bernout like he's going to approve of her distress
>>76916138
>San Francisco
Are the latinas limited to Southern California?
I always get erections when i'm flirting with girls
>>76916138
that's good for marriage
these latinas are somewhat of a gamble if you want to settle down because they get fat really easily
>>76915830
>>76915874
>>76915901
>>76915942
>>76915966
>>76915997
>>76916014
>>76916057
>>76916165
We have Latinas here but not enough for my taste. At least the ones we do have up here are of high caliber and not ugly hobgoblins.
>>76916156
it was his turn
>>76916200
Can guarantee that at least 90% of the white girls in my college are not marriage material. I've dated a Latina before and regret breaking up with her.
drinking a bottle of Sunny D citrus punch
>>76916260
oh yes, I'm talking about solely body-wise
skinny girls are more likely to age well
>>76916155
Nah i was doing my job fine, I had two "performance reports" which rated how I was taking calls and they were both As. I just wasnt meeting my targets which was 5 leads a day. I got 7 leads in 7 days, so they let me go. I even asked her what I could have done differently and there wasnt anything I could have done, I just got unlucky and had non-receptive merchants on the line.
>>76916270
would rather have purple stuff
>>76916153
what a relief
how's you're day going?
>>76916288
Oh. Yeah their bodies getting saggy could be an issue. But still I prefer THICC to STICC.
>>76916305
are you autistic? sales doesn't seem like a good job for 4channers
>>76916312
never tried codeine syrup before, just the pills with APAP
>>76916305
tough break, better luck at the next job
>>76916323
At work rn. :^)
>>76916322
Y tho?
>>76916323
VERY tired since I haven't slept in 24 hours at this point. Have kept myself awake by spamming about racemixing with Latinas on /pol/ but I got banned. Got a lot of (You)s though.
>>76916359
gl in your job search senpai
>>76916344
im not autistic at all, ive also worked sales jobs before (even door to door sales). this job is bullshit
>>76916356
>just the pills with APAP
Robotripping. No better way to high school than say "fuck you liver"
>>76916335
pic related is personally my perfect female body :^)
>>76916417
What made you decide to work at a call center anyway? I've only heard bad things about working at call centers.
I went to /cum/ to post something but I forgot
>>76916435
where'd her tits go?
>>76916451
i came* to /cum/ to post something
>>76916435
Mine (v:
>>76916474
>>76916435
girls
>>76916474
is that angie? What ever happened to her?
>>76916474
>1499145146531.jpg
>>76916437
no one else hired me
>>76916462
DFC
>>76916474
how is it possible to have tits this massive with that body
just ate a whole box of these
>>76916323
Okay so far, about to finish pic related.
>>76916467
cum lol
>>76916506
it's possible to have a nice slim body and tig ole bitties
>>76916498
I don't know who Angie is desu.
>>76916506
It's common among in Eastern Europeans too. They have big tits and skinny bodies.
>>76916549
it's barely 5:00
>job application closes as I'm applying for it
>already finished a cover letter for it, too
>>76916521
you have diabetes now
>>76916540
stop
>"latin" "people"
>>76916549
Did you just assume my timezone?
Interesting
My uncle's fiance died last night. She was a nice woman and he was finally going to get married. I feel nothing. Does this make me a bad person?
>>76916556
Angie Varona. Once frequently posted girl who had a body far far far beyond her age
>>76916613
no thots
>>76916624
was she your fiance or your uncles?
how much time did you spend with her?
>>76916417
>ive also worked sales jobs before (even door to door sales)
what's a normie doing in 4chan
>>76916624
you're probably autistic. can't feel empathy
>>76916631
Think I remember her now but just didn't remember her name. I prefer her body now though.
>>76916641
only god
>>76916641
I love thots
>>76916717
nice
hand over the mexican grills and everything will be fine
You know I actually think this is closer to the perfect female body in my opinion.
>>76916754
I love Mexican girls
They're cute, adorable, and fun
women should not be allowed to have this kind of power
>>76916754
>>76916784
>trump wants to deport this
>>76916504
lol
you dtf?
>>76916814
I hate Drumpf now
>>76916814
cue image of jeb bush's wife
>>76916666
>what's a normie doing in 4chan
CHECKING THIS FUCKING QUADS
>>76916844
fuck
>>76916624
I don't care either. Weird...
>>76916899
>>76916877
>>76916844
i cant handle this
i am posting a thing you don't like :^) and i truly believe you are really upset about it and i am a master troll :^) i don't understand other people have a sense of humour too and think others genuinely get mad on the internet :^) i take myself way too seriously even though i live the life of an irl loser and waste my time on 4chan :^) i think i'm really irreverent and sardonic but i'm actually a sentimental sensitive babyman dumbass :^) :^) :^) :^) this face :^) :^)
I am back.
>>76916899
>>76916877
Nice double
masturbated to a japanese woman pissing herself
Want to stick my dick up one of these things lads
>>76916921
>off by 1
SAD!
well, I need to have sex with a woman
>>76916956
hello my fellow patrician
trumps want to deport this
>>76916986
looks like you've already been deported
want to masturbate now thanks guys...
i find girls smoking, piercing and sidecuts and tattoos pretty fucking hot tbqh
>want to go out
>sleep schedule is too fucked up
JUST
>>76916986
What do you think of this image?
>hey stick your penis up this soggy lump of flesh that blood, piss and babies come from or you're gay faggot
sex is overrated
Why did this thread go to shit?
>>76917022
that you guys spend too much time thinking about me
>piss
>>76917014
women know that
>>76917068
waifufags
>>76917068
fuck off
i would like to stop shaving so that i end up growing a beard and looking like a bum but i cant grow facial hair so i think i might just get a bad hair cut instead
yes i'll have one switzerland please
I need a ticket to Bogota ASAP.
should i nofap?
>>76917136
yes
grandma is staying ANOTHER week with me now
but my mom might not have cancer afterall at least...
>>76917089
>>76917095
Meet up and kill each other.
>>76917136
maybe
>>76917136
possibly
>>76917188
nah
Is it time?
POST MORE QT'S RIGHT NOW
>>76917232
>>76917232
To stop being a faggot?
>>76917178
maybe you can somehow kill your grandma and make it look like an accident
old people are fragile just give her a nudge down the stairs and it should solve itself
>when the far left and the far right meet
http://themuse.jezebel.com/i-m-tired-of-watching-brown-men-fall-in-love-with-white-1796522590/amp
buds, we need to reboot America.
>>76917087
navel piercings have always been and will always be hot
Would you rather go permanently bald but stay in perfect shape all your life, or have a full head of healthy hair forever but immediately gain 70 pounds?
>>76917246
ok
>>76917223
>>76917231
Gaylords.
>>76917267
this time, without any slaves
>>76917246
tfw no EcuadoriANA gf
>>76917267
no this is a good thing
this is like the revolution in Iran
the commies lose
>>76917280
Bald and healthy every time
>>76917246
>>76917280
the first of course.
who gives a shit about hair?
>>76917274
feet are also hot
>>76917280
You can look good bald
You can't look good fat
>>76917246
>open you phone
>see this
What do you do?
>>76917382
go home
>>76917382
panic and not go home
>>76917382
i don't expect my first girlfriend to be a thot but a nerdy girl. so i'd be surpired she has pink clip on nails and is thick.
>>76917246
>>76917382
>"who are you?"
>>76917382
>disgusting fingernails
that's not my aboriginal gf
Who is your favorite living author?
>>76917382
Turn off the phone
>>76917382
fugge ine butte lole
>>76917423
no asains
>>76917382
wrong number
nice ass
>>76917443
juan osorio
>7$
poor lad
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3319712
>>76917505
only telenovela I have ever watched was the remake of Rubí
i havent jerked off to my thoughts since high school...
kinda wanna see if i can still do it. i did see a bunch of pretty girls today.
>>76917678
inspired by this
i just realized the Himalayas are are twice as high as the mountains i saw in Colorado.
wow
>>76917756
amount of snow needed to cancel school
>>76917678
>mid-BEST
>>76917678
Cool
now I know where does it snow and were does not snow in the United states of america and part of Canada
Thanks
want me to make the next thread, anon?
::::^))))
>>76917678
can't wait till winter again
>>76917443
Probably Krasznahorkai László.
Find me a more hypnotizing webm
>>76917812
cant see anything desu
>>76917831
What do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQSI4u__ys
>>76917848
the yugoslav wars were such a bizarre point in modern history, strange to think they only happened 20/25 years ago
>>76917848
its a blank 2 second webm
>>76917874
Your browser can't load .webm files or something?
>>76917812
women shouldn't have this power
my favorite living author is Michel Houellebecq
>girl thats not so cute keeps trying to spend your lunch break with you and chat with you
>spot a 9/10 qt that is giving you the look
>mfw i get fired before i can even ask for her number
just fuck my shit up
>>76917888
Something's wrong with your browser
>>76917923
just because he panders to incels?
whatchaya doin to get a gf this year anon?
>>76917957
pretty much
>>76917959
nothing
>>76917959
unfortunately I have realized my problems are far too large to be solved by some gf and have prioritized according to said problems
watching girls humping on each other on youtube
>>76918108
women should not be in positions of power
>>76918240
>100 years later our 45th president will be best remembered by a series of handshake gifs
just fade me now
What a comfy song I just discovered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvnJQDnR04
>>76918240
>>76918314
>another /b/ was made
What the fuck is that stupid stinky gook doing?
>>76918291
this is truly the best timeline
what do you guys want to start working on to get a gf this year then?
Fun New Hampshire facts:
New Hampshire was the first state to declare independence from England.
New Hampshire has the first public library to be supported by taxes in the world.
The first American in space was from New Hampshire Alan Shepard.
New Hampshire has no sales or income tax.
You can purchase and conceal carry a fire arm without a permit in New Hampshire.
New Hampshire has one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world.
>>76918349
every board without moderation degenerates into trap and anime posting
Nice bod
can you get a tan, /cum/ ?
>>76918383
Guess I'm moving to New Hampshire
>>76918476
I hope you like harsh winters juan
>>76918370
gym
jogging
Basically get fit so i can get a canadian girl(male)
>>76918383
these people must have an astronomical level of testosterone
would you let your daughter become a lesbian?
>>76918603
>let
how the heck would you stop her
>It takes approximately 40 gallons of sap to make approximately 1 gallon of maple syrup.
Not really a NH fact.
>>76918603
yeah,
not letting chad get your daughter should be every father's priority
>>76918603
I would only have a problem if she started dressing and acting like a man
>>76918603
i would just be happy she's happy
>>76918476
i'm going to tell you right now, NH has low crime because there aren't a lot of mexicans (among others) there
>>76918622
our generation is able to identify hidden gay within seconds, compared to older generations which may take them years
>>76918370
I'm planning on inviting a girl to a café.
I think she might fancy me.
>>76918656
this is why western culture is going down the shitter
>>76918668
>Alabama
>talking about mexicans
don't think they can swim that far
>>76918713
t. unhappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSm_5TQiccM
my gf
seriously fuck this heat
>>76918848
>southerners
>seriously fuck this heat
hummm i'm afraid i can't say the same :^)
i feel like something monumental is going to happen soon. an event that will be regarded as one of the most important events of our generation
what will it be
i HATE california girls
i've never been able to squat properly, and today i "realized" it was due to my inflexibility.
i decided this morning to do leg stretches at least 3 times a day until i can touch my toes.
what goals have you guys set today?
>>76918797
ty for introducing me to this band brazanon
>>76918848
its ok
>>76918919
holocaust part 2
>>76918919
my mixtape
>>76918981
you're welcome but don't steal my gf
>>76918986
>97º
how ironic, seems like brazil is more fit to the white man than america?
>>76919082
but what about all the diseases and criminals and bugs?
>>76919170
There's none of that where I live :^)
We even have castles and shit, pic related.This is BASICALLY europe 2bh.
>>76918958
my goal is to not to die randomly of a brain aneurysm
>>76918603
Yes, if she's a lesbian it means I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant
Would need to have more children to compensate tho
>>76919226
>castles
good taste
>>76918919
america making good posts
>>76919227
knew someone who did that recently
>>76919265
why the fuck would they do that
>>76918919
trump dies of alzhiemers during his second term
i'm litterally addicted to cute girls.
wat do?
>>76919032
dw i have my own indie waifus
Do you like steak & ale pies?
>>76919314
didn't some bloggers actually try to push this as a story?
allah akbar
>>76919354
i had a frozen premade one a while ago, was pretty decent.
https://youtu.be/_b6hYxJhBFs
want an anime gf
>>76919247
If some german dropped here he wouldn't even notice the difference.Look at these LOTR-worthy mountains.
>>76919265
my dad had a work friend that had brain aneurysm randomly while jogging
he survived a few years. shook my dad up. the guy was really healthy too