/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

More like saving Ryan's privates lmfao

This is my thread. No faggots allowed.

Suomi on paras.

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the gf

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>>76880053
there's your fucking (You)

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https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/news-articles/solar-minimum-is-coming

Oh look, global warming is over

looks like trump was right again

>>76880132
then get out

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>>76880152
This will not be the last you hear of me, mark my words. I will not be humiliated in such a manner.

>>76880162

Im fairly certain the sun isnt part of global warming

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what does this mean?

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>>76880198
>Im fairly certain the sun isnt part of global warming

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>Creating thread before bump limit
Trash op

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>>76880191
i'm sorry plz don't go
give me a kiss

>tfw no SPL season 2

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>>76880275
Oh you didn't have to, don't stress it.
*catches danish anon in a spoon and cuddles*

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Does anyone actually smoke swishers as is? Everyone I've ever met only uses them as blunt wraps, or at most to make a spliff. If they want only tobacco they just stick to cigarettes.

>all of the faggot yuros are replying to each other so I can just hide the chain

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>smoking

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>>76880356

It's raining...
wtf

Hello ameritards is your independence day over??

>>76880404
i don't even use them as blunt wraps

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srsly though california I hope you were trolling and know that sunspot activity directly affects earth's climate

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>posting cats

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>>76880637

>>76880525
Mentiroso, donde?

I am grek

>tfw collectively owed almost $700 by friends

>>76880781
Hey grek

>>76880807
probably like the price of a nice lunch in us dollars

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>>76880680
This is why nobody likes you

>>76880099
>Saving Private Ryan
worst burger propaganda movie

Fuck off Kraut
You lost the war, get over it

>>76880862
it's $700 US

i only deal in hard currency

i masJurbated

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>we wuz vicious'n'sheeeeeit

>study napoleon
>invade russia in winter anyway

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>fight against nazis
>degeneracy becomes the key principal of culture

>>76880807
dont' ever loan anythign to your friends if you can't afford to lose it forever

>>76881196
they always pay me back Tbh

https://youtu.be/IKHpkB4wKd0

thread theme

Saw a black person today. 96% white isn't white enough

>lending money to friends

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>Why yes, there are blacks in my city

>>76881449
only slightly worse than mexicans being in my city

my small town is majority white, but the park I was at for the 4th was FULL of mexicans for some reason

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>>76881496
Your city has NIGGERS lmao

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4G2wxSzrGM

*sharts*

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>>76881585
Mine doesn't. Around these parts, being 1/4 Slovenian makes me "ethnic"

>>76880198
I'm fairly certain it's the main reason. Humans affect it but nowhere on the level solar radiation does.

https://en.shindanmaker.com/688939

there is literally no reason not to own an AR15
https://www.smga.com/p-108138.aspx?searchEngineName=alt-eagle-arms-15ea02-eagle-15-223-optic-ready

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>>76880227
>what does this mean?
Something like this.

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>>76881894
>fundies were right
>God is nuking us cuz fags n sheeeiiiiiittttt
Pic related

>>76881189
>fight against nazis
>>degeneracy becomes the key principal of culture
Western Europe is far more degenerate.

>>76881899
>tfw to smart to not follow socialist asianism

You retards realize it's not a debate if solar activity affects earth climate right?

How fucking stupid are you buds

>>76881965
i have no interest in killing people

>>76880162
>>76880198
You yanks realise the issue has been "climate change" and not "global warming" for no less than a decade?

>>76882058
That doesn't make one any less fun to shoot.

>>76881998
Yeah that what I said and not an actual fact that the world is heated by solar radiation and fluctuations (and the Earth's distance from the Sun) have dropped and increased global temperatures since the world began.

>>76882088
the free market will correct it

>>76882092
>hahaha i press the button and something comes out the front and makes a loud noise it's so much fun :-D

americans are really simple

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thinking of trying dxm desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5R_02MSdco

https://en.shindanmaker.com/707292

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Is it time for anime?

wehraboo logic: we would have won if we didn't lose

>>76882162
If you like Tool music videos you'll like DXM. It's the most abstract experience you'll probably have and it isn't a euphoric high.

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>>76882271
dont watch anime

>Fascism would have worked if the world didn't declare war on us for invading other countries with no legitimate reason

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>>76882271

amine

>>76882326
Mad baby detected

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>>76882289
I'm probably gonna buy some after work tomorrow since I have saturday off
I just want escapism

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>>76882326

>if i construct a straw man of my opponents, they'll be easier to attack!

>>76882348
Fascism isn't viable

>>76882385
Take them friday night since you'll be real hungover the day after. It kinda fucks with your motor functions a bit.

short on credits so i took a sociology course for the summer

writing an essay essay on jersey shore lads

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>>76882326
Sup Pablo

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>>76882476
that's what I was planning
probably gonna take it around 7 or 8 and see how it goes

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This used to be a woman

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>>76882516

>>76882563
interesting how leftists in america are doing this very same thing to white americans

>>76882152
>fun thing is fun
>HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SIMPLETON XDDDDD
I'll remind you that this will go nowhere. Our cultural perspectives on gun use are apparently too far apart, and this simply isn't up for discussion with me.
k bye sweetie :x

reminder that hitler was actually a drug addicted retard

krauts >>>/out/

I'll be back in the states by tomorrow

*calls ICE*

>>76882681
and your dick?
still dry

>>76882152
shooting is universally fun and has nothing to do with being american or not

also shooting can be an extremely expansive hobbie that involves many skills ranging from athleticism, maths, engineering, machining, research, chemistry, butchery, hunting, and so many other things

and also yes, the actually shooty bang bang is very fun, you should try it some time instead of just saying things that make you jealous are dumb

*takes 1000mg of diphenhydramine*

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>>76882745
Yeah I'm pure

>>76882759
why would shooting huns make me jealous?
do you think we can't shoot guns in germany or something

>also shooting can be an extremely expansive hobbie that involves many skills ranging from athleticism, maths, engineering, machining, research, chemistry, butchery, hunting, and so many other things

autistic

>>76882786
Now THAT's retarded

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going to a basedball game tommorow

>>76882830
i know you can shoot guns, i'm just guessing you have never tried it, since you don't understand why it's fun

>autistic
if hobbies are autistic there's nothing wrong with autism

>>76882786
Hope you blow chunks all over your computer once the nausea sets in dumbass.

I really really REALLY like u

>>76882837
ok

>>76882896
I'll let you know

>>76882894
extremely autistic post
borderline retarded

I did sleep with my waiful but we didnt bang though

>>76882912
*unzips*

prove it

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*flushes feces down the toilet*

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>>76882894

>>76883018
wtf delet

>>76882979
why not?
coming home from a two week europe vacay and not having sticc the dicc in a slit is pretty sad!

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>>76883018
such a waste

not a fan of that cat

>>76882830
>autistic
Hunting is autistic? How fucked up does your upbringing have to be in order to think that?
Are you actually a human?

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moved here the other day and I know nobody

feeling pretty lonely lads

am a fan of that cat

>>76883107
I love this post

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>>76883061
Ive been here over a month desu. She totally wanted to bang but I was too autistic to even get a kissu

hate germans

>>76883151
whys your flag all fucky?

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I am going to have a French gf and nothing can be done to stop me

currently in a long distance relationship

>>76883133
>Hunting
people like you don't even know what actual hunting is.
your lazy fat ass being carried into the woods by a pick-up just to shoot out of the window isn't hunting.

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>>76883199
Used data for a sec because wifi cut out

*grabs it*

>>76883140
ikktf
I have my wife, but, even after 15 months here, I still have no friends. I think I may have actually made some enemies, too.
I hate living here.

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Currently in no relationship and don't have any motivation to get one. I've transcended the thot game.

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Waifu is skyping her ex right now

>>76883298
She is impure, you dodged a bullet

This is the ideal American upbringing.
It includes the teaching of many skills ranging from athleticism, maths, engineering, machining, research, chemistry, butchery, hunting, and so many other things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5K_-rgUoDU

ever been hunting with a compound bow?
fucking hell its hard

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>>76883316
She's 20 and has only had one bf and also doesnt drink
Cant have too high of standards

>>76883285

but she just got 2 games

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>>76883151
have i taught you nothing?

i have failed

>>76883317
>Wypipo

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>>76883392
She was crying earlier and stuff so I just felt bad and for whatever reason my drunk ass decided not to make a move back. In front of the Eiffel tower too at night jesus fuck

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>>76883281
at least you have a waifu senpai

>>76883258
>shoot out of the window
Ok, fuck this. You've actually rustled my jims. I'm not a fucking poacher, you stupid cocksucker. I've been accused of a couple of fucked up things before, but nobody has ever been retarded enough to accuse me of being an unethical hunter. Really, fuck you, and double fuck you for probably not understanding how cheap of a thing that is to say.
The really fucked up part is I have only ever taken deer with a bow.

>>76883460
stop killing animals you retarded fat fuck

When I was younger I shot a possum with my dad's glock because it was getting into our garden

I killed a tiny bird once and I still feel kinda bad

>>76883531
opossums are peaceful and do no harm
you're a sick fuck

Why do men think they can get away with harassment? What is their problem?

Asian massage parlor once I'm back in the states?
Really need some succ

>>76883527
Should have told that to your ancestors on the eastern front if you care so much about animal abuse.

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>>76883531
are you sure you killed it though? it could have been playing possum

>>76883575
toxic masculinity

hunting season is only a few months away
fun fact: it costs over $500 for a hunting license in montana if you live out of state. otherwise it's just $30

I want to buy a fleshlight from amazon but I live at my parents' house

>>76883590
back tomorrow?

>>76883617
kys

>>76883563
It was digging up potatoes

>>76883617
similar in canada too, if you're out of province it's expensive as hell

kys should be fucking filtered

danes and krauts should be filtered

>>76883527
No. I eat what I kill, and that is the most natural thing one can do. And I'm not fat.

Stop being impolite. cum is a place of love and respect.

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>>76883623
Yeah
Cant wait to have Walmart again and not have to deal with stupid yuro bullshit
Had to go to a bank because a 20 euro note had a corner torn off and no one would accept it

Euros are also flimsy as shit. Gimme back the dollah

the amount of INTERRACIAL BREEDING i saw at the beach the other day has reignited my racism

>>76883621
Do your parents open your packages or something?

>>76883686
lame

ive paid for shit with all sorts of fucked up taped together money. They probably did it because your a foreigner

>>76883656
would love to go hunting somewhere up in bc and take down a moose

>>76883460
Yea w/e next time don't forget to take selfies so your friends can see how existential hunting behind the trees of your local Walmart is

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Got thrown out of the Eiffel tower too yesterday
Fuck France. They're also very anal about who uses the toilet, was about to shit my pants while trashed and ran into a restaurant with a bathroom downstairs and they chased me all the way down and were banging on the door and yelling the whole time I was pooing

Didnt flush and just burst out and they chased me out of the restaurant
>>76883745
Nah at the bank they told me its some sort of gay law. I have a friend here who had the same issue

>This subhuman Kra*t is samefagging responses to posts
what did he mean by this

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Im shocked how many of you all are still retarded enough to respond to this fuckstick

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reported a cougar sighting to the fdw and they told everyone about my hiking spot

>>76883805

mountain lion*

He's not that bad although I do wish hed go back to his original gimmick of posting succulent asian feet

>>76883761
>hunting behind the trees of your local Walmart
I don't think you understand what Vermont is like. I do think, however, that you're being disingenuous. You're playing le metrosexual cunty yurpeen. Good job, meme man. You sure can meme.

>>76883823
hispanic*

>>76883805
guess you'll have to find another spot to smoke weed

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>CHI
>footfag
>gay

>>76883860
that isnt the chi

>>76883796
which fuckstick?

>>76883796
I can't help it. He called me an unethical hunter, and I'm legitimately triggered.

>>76883794
i'm not
but i'm glad he chimed in to shit on you hahahahah!!!

I'm a vegan

I am a Greek

>>76883882
there is no such thing as "ethical" hunting
you kill a sentient living being only so you can stuff your fat mouth

>>76883727
No but they'll want to see what I ordered

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Guys how do I entertain myself on a 9+hr flight with no layovers to the US tomrorow?

>>76883823
*catamount
>>76883945
Humans are omnivores.

once i stepped on a quail and i felt bad

what the fuck is a catamount

>>76883969
and the earth is 6000 years old

*vaporizes cannaboids in my own home*
Imagine thinking they're called mountain lions

>>76883964
>9h
nigga sleep, watch a movie, eat when they give you food and you're in the US

>>76883962
Are you 18 or something? It should be none of their business.

>>76884020
they are called mountain lions, ya stoner

My name is Ryan.

>>76883964
read a book you nigger

>>76883962
then have an excuse ready
say it's computer parts
they know you love your computer but don't understand it so they won't ask any further

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>smoking the devil's grass

>>76884048
Probably should finish mine I guess
>>76884032
Gonna try to sleep through all of it
My friend here has a xanax prescription so I hope thatll make the flight bearable

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>smoking tobacco

>smoking

>I'm pure
>I'm autistic can't kiss a girl
>I spent a month traveling and haven't managed to go on a date
>I braid a girl's hair while she is calling her ex boyfriend
>I will take drugs so I can make it through a 9 hour flight


the absolute state of Chis

>tfw smoking menthols

so fuggen fresh

>>76884142
you smoke tobacco

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I will say french cigs are very strong. I was running on 1hr of sleep and asked some african chick for a cig at the louvre because I assumed it was menthol (I was right). Never been that floored by tobacco in my life desu

*inhaling burning carcinogens instead of vaping propylene glycerin*

I have NEVER put a cigarette to my lips, and I never will

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>>76884145
I'm white and there's more to life than thots

lies leave your mouth like a cigarette butt

you are not white

t. liar

boipucci

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*Eats potato chips*

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>when you see a fresh meme

>>76884247
not a fan

i would like to try cocaine once

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMgKvjngLq8


What's wrong with white Americans?

>>76884255

Id eat the fuck out of that

>>76884272
same. i have an opportunity to get some, but i'm a cheap fuck

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im gonna dump this here because i don't really have anywhere else to vent

So first off im 19 and am going into my 3rd year of college. My first two years i stayed at home and commuted to a local college and over the summer i've transferred to a better bigger school. I've got my living situation and everything already figured out. My move in date is at the end of july and school starts in august. Well just today my parents found weed in my bag. About 1 gram. They have since decided i need to move out right away and are no longer helping me pay for anything at college anymore and have effectively said they dont want anything to do with me anymore. Im going to be living with a friend for a bit but now i gotta figure out how to pay for my rent at my new apartment and pay for college. Is having crushing student loan debt as bad as it seems? I've got money saved so i should be ok on rent for the first semester or so. idk man i just never thought my parents would turn on me so harshly for literally a gram of weed. I even passed a drug test they gave me because i don't even smoke that often.

anyone else here with lots of debt? if you don't mind me asking how much and how u get by.

just thinking about programming makes me exhausted. I look at the problem, figure out the solution in my head, then get too tired to write it

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>>76884259
W-where?

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Canada and Mexico should stop using their currency and adopt the American dollar.

>>76884232
>>76884234
Stop lying

>>76884280

I'd fuck the eat right out of you

>>76884302
just what you deserve for being such a degenerate
I applaud your parents and wish them all the best while wishing you only the worst

>>76884328

but Im a guy

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Facts about The Californian Poster:
He has a lisp.
He bares a striking resemblance to this image.
He has freakish proportions.
He smokes cigarettes.
He studies wires.

>>76884300
i was offered it in high school but i said no and i kind of regret it but it was probably smart

>>76884302
maybe you'll think twice next time before dancing with mary jane young man

We need to import thousand of French and Spanish bakers to improve American and Canadian cuisine

it was not wires, you nincompoop

it was motherboard components

>>76884368
Why bakers?

>>76884352
only drugs i've been offered so far are weed and meth
but yeah that probably was a smart move on your part

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>>76884312

>>76884334
>>76884361
i'm just kinda triggered that they compared me to my brother because they see him as an angel even tho he was a total degenerate doing coke, molly, and all that good stuff. Its just he never got caught because for whatever reason my mother doesn't respect my privacy as much and goes through my room and stuff all the time.

>>76884407
when i went out west there were posters all over saying how bad meth was

>mom never liked pets
>gf doesn't like cats or big dogs, only small shitty rat dogs
I just want a big doggo buddy ;_;

>>76884368
Spanish food is a bad meme

>>76884385
gook go home

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>>76884452
Get a dachsund

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>>76884347

The only good drug is water vaporized weed.

>>76884446
it is pretty bad out here, i know that for sure
gotta try it at least once tho

>>76884452
get a better gf, or have an adult conversation with her about your desires

>>76884476

I aint no slant

>>76884302
It depends on your job prospects, and how much you take out.
Doing the last 3 semesters with a student loan shouldn't fuck you up too bad unless you go to a very expensive school.
Just make sure you start planning ahead. Like start getting internships so you can hopefully get a job right after you graduate, and fill out/change your fafsa to reflect your independent status.
I got a loan for about 20k by doing 2 years at a private uni. I paid it off in a year but I also lived rent free with my parents for that year.

>>76884452
There are many breeds of "small" dog that are both intelligent and excellent companions. If you are a first time owner I would recommend taking in a dog from another home who cannot keep it anymore. Taking in a middle aged dog will save you the time of training them and getting them socialized and they will have all the relevant shots/vaccinations etc.

>>76884452
omg shut the fuc up

>>76884452
kys

>>76884497
meth is something i have no interest in

very trailer trash

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>>76884594
>>76884608
No bully

>>76884442
It's because your brother has an active social life and girlfriend so they're ok with him

You're the autistic basement dweller who never brought home a girl so your mom is worried and still thinks of you as a baby and feels it's ok and natural to go through your stuff

Anchorage nuking when?

>>76884302
what the FUCK

I am Italian, not white.

>>76884689
Not soon enough.

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America should demand immediate payment of a billion dollars for providing Canada and Mexico with security.

Make it a yearly billion dollar bill as well.

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>America

>>76884907
go kys

anybody else ironically post on /lgbt/ and /r9k/?

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>go kys

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>Canada

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>Alabama

>>76884963
/lgbt/ is only good for the tranny conversion threads for a good laugh. Best one so far was a dude who looked like Andre the Giant.

What is the Trump-Putin 1-on-1 meeting going to be like?

>>76884881
Unironically this. This would force Canada to develop a proper military again.

>>76885009
debating how they will bring down all of america hahahahaha ecks dee

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>Capitalizing Canada
thanks

>>76885027
More like Trump will stump the russiancuck

>>76885009
a brodown

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>>76885017
Some pointers, go to war with a dying great power to really give your country that boost.

You can even sink your own ship if an excuse is needed :^)

russia is a paper tiger

>>76885085
I wanna hang out with that leaf.

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20 mm

>>76885089
We need to burn the paper tiger.

Super nervous about hanging out with two qts this coming weekend

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>>76885085
>That pic

>>76885066
>We are now, in the interest of better business, removing all sanctions from Russia, which were unfairly placed upon them after they annexed the low-energy parts of Ukraine

people shit on russia for annexing crimea, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of civil unrest there.
additionally, people seem to have forgotten how the US pushed and supported the unnecessary ukrainian coup at the same time

post

>>76885182
just imagine them naked

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>>76880884
Sorry about that. I wouldn't want any Germs to feel left out.

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>*kills you*
huh, no more civil unrest from you

>>76885417
brainless post

>>76885439
postless brain

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>*thinks at you*

*gets thought at*
Really makes me think

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I really want your booty on my face /cum/

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*dabs*

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>>76885544
>*makes the OK hand sign*

>>76885571

>invisible loli dabbing at VERY high speeds

>>76885574
nazi hand sign*

>>76885591
uhhh she's not invisible

>American flag bikini in a chinese cartoon posted by a chinese man
That's cultural appropriation you racist chink

>>76885600
>>76885600
>>76885600

>>76885594
Not what it means at all. Please do not spread that rumor, I enjoy the hand sign and want to keep using it.

>>76885647
>being this insecure