/brit/

>>76835453
terrible edition

would love to work my stresses out on a yank

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Sara ed.

>>76835453
decent edition

>>76835453
WE'RE
>>76835453
ALL
>>76835453
IN
>>76835453
HERE
>>76835453

Excellent edition.

USA USA USA

migrated here very quickly

theory: if you hang around ugly women enough, you become accustomed to their ugly looks and begin to find them attractive

drinking carrot juice

>>76835508
WAHEY

>>76835519
maybe they're not so ugly after all

often have daydreams wondering how I'm going to teach my offspring the lessons of life
hoping the missus will take care of shit like wiping their arse and I can have the fun stuff like cooking haha

I am still in the previous thread.

>ASMR Darling in a choker
got a willy erection lads

>>76835520
i still think i know who you are

>>76835519
and britain was formed

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anime

>>76835519
think this might be right, as going to an all-boys secondary made me gay, probably

>>76835548
lol as i said i highly doubt it im a bit of a shut in but go on have a shot

Treat her better boy, if having her at your side is something you enjoy

>>76835550
terrible TERRIBLE post

>>76835519
theory: if you watch enough hollywood romcoms then you can believe that it's what's inside that counts

>>76835566
do you stream?

>>76835453
do other countries really not buy ice?

>>76835595
nope

unironically would convert and marry the hijabi girl if I had the chance to

Already am circumcised

often have dreams where i am the leader of a small rebellion force that eventually swells until i unite all of christian europe under one hjoly banner and we wipe out islam once and for all
hoping the lord above will take care of shit like islam and i can have the fun stuff like not being a muslim haha

Give me a film lads

>>76835605
i do

>>76835615
how religious is she

>>76835615
you don't have to be circumcised to be muslim
that's only a jewish thing

>>76835632
Gangs of new york

>>76835632
doctor strange

>>76835605
people here buy ice, but it's stupidly wasteful and there's no reason not to just make it yourself if you have a clean icebox

>>76835632
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

>>76835632
*gives you a film*

make the most of it lad, this shit's a fortune in boots these days

>>76835605
My fridge has an icemaker

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>>76835657

>>76835657
any good?

Can we have a Whisky thread?

thoughts about this post?
>>76835583

>>76835644
still cracks me up that the mr bean movie ended up coming true

>>76835686
On /ck/, sure

You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't take her out tonight
She's going to change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind

You're going to lose that girl
You're going to lose that girl
If you don't treat her right, my friend
You're going to find her gone
Cos I will treat her right, and then
You'll be the lonely one

Some little mop top scouser said all that to me, I'd spark him right out.

>>76835681
no idea, only posted it because it's an old aussie gimmick

>>76835693
lol

I really want to kiss a cute boy :3

>>76835689
factually correct

>>76835711
no you don't

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thoughts lads?

>>76835711
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hell/

>>76835689
>africans in ireland
mboko

coming down off cocaine, lads

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>>76835711
:3

>>76835646
already seen it but will watch again at some stage, it's good

>>76835648
Thanks, downloading

>>76835657
Already watched it haha

>>76835660
*develops it*
thanks lad

>>76835681
It's actually quite entertaining

>>76835728
good

>>76835741
Red Bull and vodka.

>>76835724
no I do

>>76835747
>Thanks, downloading

I wouldn't, except or Based Benjamin Bratt it's shit

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going to roll a single skinner

homosexuality is a jewish conspiracy

>>76835747
WRONG

>>76835728
dogs dont have feelings

Someone say yank?

>>76835729
>/hell/ doesn't exist
hmm... makes me think

>>76835811
nah

>>76835802
rasheed: The post

>>76835811
Yeah, me. I did.
*ahem*
F U C K
O F F
Y A N K

>>76835811
They were actually saying boo-urns

>>76835633
Never drank or smoked, but pro-lgbt corbynista

>>76835811
all me

>>76835846
vicious little cretin, aren't you

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>>76835811
yes

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MERGE

>>76835846
calm down

we're literally all in the other thread

>>76835811
said morbidly obese actually lad but potato/potahto

>>76835879
YEEEEEE AHEEHEEHEEEEEE

>>76835874
*steps on your throat*
heh, I guess I am

*tests a missile*

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bought some designer undies instead of the £3 M&S ones i usually wear

they cling a bit too much tbqh, keep riding up my asscrack

but the material theyre made of feels amaaaazingly nice

might do a post in a bit

>>76835939
>not having your underwear tailor made

>>76835868
>>76835874
>>76835879
>>76835882
>>76835883
>>76835910
>>76835915
>>76835925
>>76835927
I really, really, really like this post. Mind if I keep it?

>>76835972
the irish shouldnt exist

>>76835972
bit stingy

>>76835959
XS in the nether region for you

wish I could choke one of you to death
just ram every inch of my thick cock down your throat, wrap my thighs around your neck and squeeze as hard as I can

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>>76835797

>>76835959
FOY

>>76836013
I'd bite off your willy.

>>76835999
XS dick and arse, XL balls and legs. Impossible to fit right with off the rack undies

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499141773289.webm

>>76836024
Your teeth would snap off

>>76835959
>not letting your mum still buy 'em for ya

threadly reminder welfare and the nanny state is for genelets and immigrants, every self respecting man should support a minimalist system of government where taxes are only taken from corporations and go purely towards military, the justice system and emergency services

Personal income tax should be precisely 0.00%

>>76836038
that head turn when he walks off

>>76836026
>XS arse
>XL legs
sounds positively ghastly

>>76836026
p i c s

>>76836038
shan't

>>76836063
fabulous post

>>76836063
t h i s

>>76836063
fuck off yank

>>76836063
t. guy who hates roads

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>>76836063

have you heard of the high elves?

inanimate carbon rod

>>76836063
>>76836080
>>76836088
18+

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>>76836063

>>76835959
>not making your own underwear

>>76836063
Um, the country isn't run by self-respecting men sweaty

>>76836108
jog on leftypol

I come from the road
My mandem grew up on the road
All day I'm on the road
Waste mandem can't come to my road

>>76836063
>m-muh emergency services

If you want to be saved from a fire then you damn well join a private fire service and pay for it yourself. Just like you would for your healthcare

Not long before the Steam Summer Sale is over. What did you lads get? Anything good?

I got loads of stuff.

>>76836165
oh yeah, I got this really cool thing, you should totally look it up, it's called a fucking life

>>76836165
Video games are for children.

>>76836165
I bought Hitman. That was all really.

>>76836178
Shame it didn't come with basic manners.

Only a runt would be against toll roads, they are far better maintained than guberment run ones. Your council tax could easily pay for a privatised road system with a big chunk left over afterwards

>>76836183
WRONG

>>76836178
>>76836183
>he has the cheek to call people out for playing video games whilst also posting on /brit/ all day
hmmmmmmmm

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>threadly reminder welfare and the nanny state is for genelets and immigrants, every self respecting man should support a minimalist system of government where taxes are only taken from corporations and go purely towards military, the justice system and emergency services

>Personal income tax should be precisely 0.00%

>>76836165
i bought all the modern games i wanted to play ~3 years ago, burnt through them and got bored
now i just play 90s point and clicks, so i have no need for Steam or its sales

>>76836196
theres a tollroad near my place in Surrey and its shite haha

>>76836192
I got Hitman: Blood Money. Never played the franchise before. Might give it a go tonight.

>>76836183
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0070350
u mad brainlet?

>>76836157
we all have to make compromises sweaty x

let the runts have their emergency services if it means the bulk of the government will fuck off

>>76836230
It's good shit. Ignore the first mission, it's non linear, the rest are completely open.

holy shit I'm exhausted.

>>76836063
ahhh yes, because corporations pay tax don't they you utter wetwipe

keith you in?

>>76836219
>90s point and clicks
Like Monkey Island?

>>76836258
horrible gimmick

I like how you can say you're a female on /brit/ and nobody will believe you or just think you're a tranny

>>76836256
having a think?

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>76836206
>76836214
>76836231
Thanks lads

>>76836196
remember when that lad made his own toll road to Bath because the council said it would take months to fix the actual road and then once the council learned about his toll road they suddenly got the road fixed fast as fuck? good times

>>76836268
not surprising desu, saw the nonce doing it in an earlier thread

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>>76836266
yeah, monkey islands great
my personal favourite is probably Beneath A Steel Sky though

>>76836285
doing a comedown

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I'M THE GIMMICKSTARTER

TWISTED GIMMICKSTARTER

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enjoy irrelevancy, religious cucks

When did you drop your V plates lads?

(Virginoids need not apply)

any good racing games on steam that can run on toasters

>>76836310
>Islam is growing faster than atheism

Enjoy Shariah

>>76836257
Good job there will be fuck all in the way of public sector costs then eh x

>>76836308
Starting gimmicks is easy, kids do it every day

But reviving a dead gimmick and taking it beyond it's former glory, THAT is the sign of a true meme master

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whoah haha

>>76836310
b-b-but muh muslims!!

>>76836315
first handholding 14
first kiss 17
first blowjob 17
first sex 17
first anal 17
first threesome 18

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the a/c is too cold lads

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>>76836328

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLToFiqDHF0

>>76836330
slag may?

Business idea: get rid of the government and axe every public sector job

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>>76836288
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

>>76836337
>gif
fuck off

did one of them there political compass things and then discovered one that i had done a year prior and now i can track my swing to the right exactly lmao

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do it for him

>>76836332
lol this loser didn't have sex until 2017

>>76836330
magma cunt

>>76836362
haha same except i'd never done one before and didn't do one ever haha

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he say u brade runner

>>76836310
Reminder: Catholicism is the only thing that has ever protected Europe against Islam

Your fate is sealed, heathen.

business idea: have perfect stateless communism where property is own by the state, which doesn't exist

>>76836405
yours too

>>76836373
mboko

>>76836418
except Catholicism is growing here sweetie x

post yfw you realise "heath ledger" is an anagram of "the real joker"

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>>76835499
I want to ____ Jewfu

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499191690041.webm

DOCTOR JONES, DOCTOR JONES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

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>>76836063
only weenies disagree

>>76836317
pls respond

>>76836465
blast from the past

>>76836465
gay music

>>76836434
yes im sure NI will survive on its own. fucking lol.

>>76836465
think i had this and barbie girl on cassette tape

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>>76836063
my man

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>ah yes, i'm suffering a heart attack. Better compare the prices of the ambulence services, the emergency services and bypass surgery in my area and make an informed business decision before i call for help.

>>76836506
bit of a bender aren't you

>>76836317
not steam but have you ever played Outrun?
there's a PC remake called Cannonball I think
maximum comfy 80s cruising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMv0Pg1AxFc

just wanked to a fully clothed instagram pic

>>76836517
how so

>>76836533
Post the picture.

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>6 month difference
wonder where i'll be by crimbo haha

>>76836516
If you're smart you make that decision beforehand

>>76836533
nonce

>>76836525
I have some of the music from Outrun on my MP3 player. Fantastic stuff. Had it on my Master System.

>>76836492
>haha u'll be poor
>*relaxes back in seat in the cupboard under his stairs where he's hiding from the sharia patrol for the 46th time in the past two days*

>>76836516
not pictured: child slaves

>>76836525
might give it a try

>>76836533
link x

watching the women's tennis, phwoorrrr

thumb stinks of shit for some reason??????????

>>76836317
http://get-good.net/index.php?title=OVG
rfactor is still renowned as one of the best sims there is for racing and there are tons of mods
richard burns rally is good too

watching the womens cricket

watching the womens rugby

why are women allowed to compete in sports

>>76836516
>he doesn't plan out exit points wherever he goes
>he doesn't make contingency plans for when shit hits the fan
>he doesn't keep his bunker stocked with enough food to last a quick ice age
you deserve your death

watching the women's badminton

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>>76836619

tired of hearing about CNN

can they just fuck off?

watching the girls ping pong
t. thailad

>>76836609
really mysterious post

>>76836631
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40504203

AH YES BLACKMAIL

>>76836582
the music reminds me of Casiopea
you can load custom music in Cannonball outrun so I loaded this to drive on world tour mode and listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOekWuzk3o

*freaks*

>>76836623
>the irish have to plan out exit points wherever they go
!

watching the women's CNN blackmail

>>76836630

the real shocker is canada has a womens rugby team

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lmao

watching the womens bathroom
t. poley

>>76836630
what the fuck

>>76836662
grim

tripped over today when walking to tesco and couldnt stop crying for about 15-20mins because of the humiliation and shock

>>76836636
just fucking sick of it all really
only geriatrics watch CNN these days

yanks fuck off

saw some bender stack it at tesco and start crying haha made my afternoon

>>76836680
typical stupid MILLENNIAL FUCKING CUNT

>>76836685
a lot old cunt yanks, m8

>>76836680
This is why women shouldn't be let out of the house unescorted

>>76836662
see>>76836699

>>76836637
Cool. Sounds a bit like the stuff I was into in the 90s. Went to dl their stuff and there's about 40 albums, 8GB worth. That'll keep my ears busy. Thanks Anon.

workdays are long as fuck when you start at 7:00

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You now remember Woolworths.

tea and chips or fish and crumpets?

>>76836731
Toil for 7.5 hours every day, regardless of when I begin

laptop is positioned so that my reflection is at the worst possible angle

god I'm ugly

>>76836569
haha link the test x

>>76836680

post boipucci

Can North Korea just please fuck off with the nuclear war with America until after I go on holiday there in 2 weeks?

>>76836637
>songs out of order
why would someone do that

>>76836748
8.5 here
thanks for the newspapers though, kid

>>76836573
comparing the prices for every single ailment and treatment known to man in every care facility just in case there is a huge price difference between double or tripple bypass is clearly the smart system

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>>76836738
the local woolworths

just whacked 1.2kg of pork ribs in the slow cooker lads, they're gonna be lovely in 8 hours

Reckon the Norks could wreak quite a bit of havoc before getting yankstomped

>>76836805
>kilo of ribs at 11:30pm

why

>>76836805
ah yes, the perfect 11pm feast

>>76836738
just went this arvo mate

>>76836810
their longest range missile barely reaches california.

>>76836805
Light bedtime snack

>>76836640
hello 'mom'

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>>76836753
It's not really a test, per se. Calls itself a simulator. Pic related, me 6 months ago.

http://filteries.com/politics

>>76836834
they'll fuck with the south and Japan

>>76836848
fuck off, I've already booked my flights

>>76836805
enjoy cancer

trying 2c-b this weekend

Woolies >> Aldi >>> Coles >>>>> IGA

>>76836865
DUDE DRUGS LMAO YOURE GOING TO GET LIKE SO FUCKIN' HIGH DUDE

>>76836865
it's pretty fun, i would advise against snorting it

>>76836898
>fag in bed
no

>>76836805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrAXF7MPXg

>>76836772
yea its annoying but its the only full version of it on Youtube and other "full" albums are also messed up

>>76836823
>>76836826
>>76836841
obviously they're for tomorrow you cretincakes

gotta baste them and caramelise them in the oven afterwards

>>76836865
dont drink

>>76836939
hope you burn the house down sweaty

where do i watch
1.tour de france
2. wimbledon
online
answer toot sweet

Wrist so icy, wonder why she like me, bitch I'm drownin'
In water, I just bought a Cuban, dipped it in a fountain

>>76836959
ESL One Cologne 2017

I like Mac DeMarco but his fans are major runtoids

>>76836959
toot sweet

>>76836959
http://www.stream2watch.cc/

>>76836974
shut it

>>76836978
true

who /love island/ here

>>76836993
runtoid insect

>>76836986
(click "Live Now")

>>76836959
2. iplayer you fucking mong

I like Karl Marx but his fans are major lumpenoids

>>76837003
insectoid runt

>>76836993
me
>all the fish we want
>migrants drown before they get here

>>76837011
lymphonoids***

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local pakishop closed down
>assorted spinners
o i am laffin

>>76837011
You'll find that marx is a lumpenoid himself

>>76836885
:^)

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>>76836457
You guys are rude

listening to russian and then japanese rap

>>76837045
vile

I like Evola but his fans are major rheumatoids

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>>76837011
marx and lenin were ancaps

incectious runtlet

not gay but i love the smell of my arsehole

>>76837054
I'd fedora the shit out of this post if I were at my pc right now

thinking the alt-right has just become a spooky boogeyman leftist outlets like to invoke whenever they want a negative response from their readership

>>76837085
why

i like Ebola but its fans suffer major haemorrhages

not gay just love big burly man cock destroying my shitpipe

[Repost from other thread]
Any advice (like a pub suggestion) would be appreciated.

>>76836709

remember when that sweaty scottish ebola bomb flew to the UK knowing she had the virus

remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all that scottish rubbish

I like man ass?

thinking the SJW movement has just become a spooky boogeyman altright outlets like to invoke whenever they want a negative response from their readership

CNN essentially blackmailed a private citizen because he made fun of CNN.

Let that sink in.

>>76837039
What do they mean by "Spinners?"

>>76837125
try the porridge and heroin lad

>>76837125
the castle of course

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>I'd fedora the shit out of this post if I were at my pc right now

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>>76837065
Chav

>>76837125
is tripadvisor broken? hmm let me check...

No! No it isn't

>>76837125
haggis

i really hate turkish """""people"""""

>>76837143
imagine my shock

>>76837143
not really
they """blackmailed""" him for being a massive racist

>>76837143
Shadilay!
>>76837155
Spoiler the hog

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>>76837185
Watch how you talk to my future wife, cobber.

>>76837155
what a fcking froglike slimy amphibious creature

>>76837214
>>76837214
>>76837214


new


>>76837214
>>76837214
>>76837214

Why did Louise Mensch quit politics after only 2 years?

She rode out the heroin use with class and resilience and was about to be made a junior minister

>>76837143
This is what I mean when I say yanks are thick as fuck for getting hard over the first amendment. It's only on paper that you have a stronger right to free speech over there, in practice it's as bad if not worse. Say something wrongthink at work and see how long your professional career lasts.

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>>76837143

>>76837143
>CNN
>not being absolutely horrible at their jobs in every way
if trump opens up the libel laws so the media can get whats coming to him, he'll be okay
thats the one thing i really want from him

>>76837180
>get annoyed at a 15yr old boy for making fun of you
>dig through his posting history and find and reveal "problematic" activity
>threaten to publicly reveal his identity if he doesn't cooperate
>this is fine because his political beliefs are unacceptable

>>76837180
they really did. they collected specific posts and alleged he was a racist in response to him making fun of them. the racism accusation is the blackmail