channel tunnel edition
>>76809570
iktfb. worse part is she's married to a complete dopey looking idiot
anime
Early again ffs
missed out on teen love because i was homeschooled, failed to attain any qualifications, and started working at 17
>>76809571
the day off so going to just wreck this general
too easy to piss you "people" off
missed out on teenage love but looking back with some effort I could have had it quite easily
Tfw you have been here for 1.5 /brit/ threads. Time to go. Enjoy the virtual exchange of ideas lads haha.
missed out on teenage love but looking back with some effort I could have had it quite easily
>>76809668
FONT
>>76809571
I love you too, m8
the lefty gf
>>76809641
Made me think
>>76809624
she's basically ideal for me but she's 1000km away and didn't want to continue
>>76809664
Jesus christ
Poor lad, what motivates you?
>>76809712
i don't care
>>76809706
fuck off reddit
went to the beach today....
2bh when you go outside and leave your house there are lots of qts running around.....
>>76809571
Izzat JOHN OLIVER?
On the right?
What year is it again? 2015, that's right
Spent most of my teens shagging
Algerian gets laid because ethnics don't have to be good looking or tall to get laid.
just be outgoing and be culturally assimilated with no accent and you're good as a foreigner
>>76809706
state of that skirt
youngest member of BABYMETAL turned 18 today lads
>>76809500
>mfw 10 minute drive to work
Still have to get up at half 6 mind you
Not even a massive fan but I just hoped Trump would have been an amazing president just to piss off all the lefties
>>76809757
*inhales deeply*
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT
some girl kept looking at me in the metro
looked at my face using my phone and nothing was wrong
>>76809757
imagine being this normal
>>76809766
>just be outgoing
wait a minute thats not being myself at all
>>76809774
can't say i didnt see it coming, but very sad to hear it
trying to 'cide
Have very little bareing on whats acceptable to talk and joke about anymore because I only converse on 4chan
I said something was "cancer" at work the other day an like 4 normies got genuinely butthurt by it
>>76809783
Same but he's even more mental now
>>76809779
I wish I could get in on this being funny but i dont think most brits find it funny either
just dont get it
>>76809843
>>76809850
>Those roots
Might as well be an African, lad.
going to change my name to Kip Kipperillo so that i can become a popular news anchor on the local news......
>>76809818
I get drunk and start ranting on whatsapp about pakis on my friends' whatsapp group
Doubt they consider me a friend any more
Karma finally caught up with mark Cavendish for knocking that bloke off at the Olympics lol
>>76809863
Despise the fat
>>76809863
Need to get rich 2bh
Just watched that video of the trump shirt bloke being harassed
Fucking hilarious
>>76809843
You're trying to hard mate
fuck the whole ass and come in and around the mouth and all over the tits and then some
>>76809766
Hmm quite true. In france and europe at least. Here I get relative white privilege which is nice too.
sue
The normies at work are all mildly racist and I can joke with them about pakis without revealing my power level.
Feels good
>a fellow 32 years old
deeply concerning
doesnt he get prozzies that are 15?
>>76809932
'nce
>>76809780
if you live 10 minutes away you don't have a valid reason to use your car
fat cunt
>>76809919
you've never been toushed before 'ave you white boi?
business idea: big tit gf
>>76809730
Pedaters
>>76809898
kek I remember that
>>76809938
I'm ethnic too, so no hate. Just stating facts.
>>76809932
Why is the game show autist at an under 18's club
>>76809865
that was my entree to you providing the origin of saying "snap" after a bunch of yank posts
why is it funny? or is it like foy?
>>76809932
is that the chaser hoverhanding?
>>76809948
much younger than that i think
he often refuses to admit it though
>>76809948
yeah he literally does
>>76809965
FREEE WAIIII FAIIIIII DIS IS WHAT FREE WAAAIIII FAIII LOOKS LAAAAIIIIIKKEEEE
Bloke was good looking too (no homo)
>>76809966
done this for a bit
was quite nice but she was a cunt
>>76809963
I live in a village and commute into a town m8, I could cycle but I'd have to get up quite a bit earlier., would probably take 40 mins or so
>>76809863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>>76809932
STATE of the beast
Knights often demonstrated their martial skills in tournaments.
They were massive;y popular. of the tournament as early as the sources permit us to glimpse it. A Warwickshire knight reveals that he crossed the Channel to join in events in France.
The great tournaments of Normandy attracted many hundreds of knights from Germany, England, Scotland, Occitania and Iberia.
Royal and ecclesiastical authority was deployed to prohibit the event. In 1130 Pope Innocent II at a church council at Clermont denounced the tournament and forbade Christian burial for those killed in them.
Edward III of England regularly held tournaments, during which people often dressed up, sometimes as the Knights of the Round Table.
Charles the Bold of France celebrateed his marriage with Margaret of York by erecting golden tree somewhere in the countryside with all the coats of arms of the participating knights. Chained in a black castle, he entered the lists. He could only be freed with a golden key from the tree and approval of the attending ladies.
A holiday celebrating the breaking off of an English colony perhaps?
"the whole point of living in America is to like, do shit"
- my roommate, an intellectual
knickerless virgin
>having drank fizzy pop for 2 months
>lost 5 kilo
Can't believe I used to drink that shit every day
remembering the time I tried to dry the neighbour's cat with a hairdryer and it fucking went mental and scratched me in the face
so desperately sad all the time
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING SHORT HE IS LOL
I don't have to sell my soul
He's already in me
I don't need to sell my soul
He's already in me
I want to be adored
I want to be adored
>he's here
in need of a m8
>>76810073
The whole point of living in America is to have the FREEDOM to CHOOSE to do shit.
>drink fizzy pop every day
>still underweight
Can't believe people manage to be fat
Going to bed
Tummy hurts from opiate abuse
>>76810130
Who is that?
>>76810073
wow hes absolutely right
inspiring me to get out there and do shit this independence day
>>76810133
i can be your friend
>>76810068
>gaijins invading my beloved territory
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Might have a gay wank
>>76810145
Same. Genetics help but I could genuinely eat junk food day after day after day (sometimes I do) and barely put on weight.
It takes genuine EFFORT to be fat
need a friend with benefits
The High Middle Ages was the period of European history from 1001—1300 AD.
The key historical trend of the High Middle Ages was the rapidly increasing population of Europe.
Major Asiatic nomadic and viking incursions ceased. The Catholic Church, reached the peak of its political power. The economy reached levels that would not be seen again in some areas until the 19th century.
Household heavy cavalry (knights) became common across Europe, and tournaments were invented.
>he doesnt drink a litre of chocolate milk a day on his bulk
>>76810174
http://www.myvidster.com/video/93325261/HS_Bed_Shakers_-_Wyatt_Walker_Joey_Mills
here you go lad
>>76810136
america has no point, it was founded on a bunch of ideas none of which the original americans ever actually practised. "all men are created equal and are endowed with inalienable rights (except nigger slaves)" what a complete joke lol
inb4 predictable /int/ tier response making some insulting remark about the UK and ignoring the fact that i am 100% indisputably correct
america: the land of hypocrites
pic related, samuel johnson sums up americans who bleat about muh freedom
ask the only Nice Boy left in Australia anything
Whyn't just go to the gym if you're fat?
>>76810145
>>76810210
just wait till you get a bit older lads.
>>76810163
He who shall not be named
rubbish at bulking lads
>>76810252
niggers weren't seen as human. dumbfuck
>>76810240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fveva0-_0GA
>>76810252
You need to go read Lord Acton
Also, Samuel Johnson is literally an autistic fuck
I just want to cosplay as Jan Smuts and have an Ebony Queen ride me while I degrade her and insult her ancestors and she calls me a racist piece of filth and slaps me and when I try to roll her off and swap positions she punches me in the balls and calls me a cowardly Boer fuccboi and forces me to keep fucking her 2bh
just drank some bottled water
*puts on makeup* now to discuss my emotions
>>76810210
>dude like... my metabolism
Lmao, start tracking your diet and you'll realise how little you eat you emaciated little spastic
can hear the radiohead gig at old trafford well over a mile away
hmmm
thoughts
@52
So poorly understand it warrants no (You)
need bacne tips lads
>>76810252
freedom to do the right thing after they've done everything else
>>76810240
Hang out around the Job centre then lad
women cannot suffer depression
>>76810329
*doesnt even pretend like I'm listening*
>>76810338
i could improve it 1000x but I cannot, CANNOT be arsed
>>76810338
don't get what it means
what is somewhat
somewhat northern
somewhat likeable?
somewhat hated?
>>76809932
HOWLING
>>76810338
my house is 1.5mm from being so-called north
just sneezed
>>76810365
Moron
smoking weed
>>76810130
He looks very Berber.
Reminds me of a man.
He worked at the office I went to for blood work.
He said my name meant a certain word in the Berber language.
Fascinating.
>>76810382
oh dear oh dear
need to be cucked by a big nigger
>>76810385
Doxxed you fucking prick
im going to shatter your world
>>76810285
i know these girls aren't "hot" but I'd die to fucc one...or just smell their hair
>ywn have perfect insertions like this
>>76810436
you need a gf first
>>76810464
>chest gap
>perfect
no
>>76810365
whyn't?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13355978
http://www.strawpoll.me/13355978
http://www.strawpoll.me/13355978
http://www.strawpoll.me/13355978
http://www.strawpoll.me/13355978
>too scared to ask women out
>too scared to message women on dating sites
>too scared to see an escort
alan have you considered a hair transplant?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4663880/Gogglebox-s-Chris-Steed-spends-8-000-hair-transplant.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4663880/Gogglebox-s-Chris-Steed-spends-8-000-hair-transplant.html
>>76810515
this except girls don't respond to my messages on dating sites
>>76810133
The breedin' kind or the chucklin' kind?
XD
WWWWEEEEEE YOOOOO
4th of July buddy.
>>76810252
The Americans solved with astonishing and unexampled success two problems which had hitherto baffled the capacity of the most enlightened nations: they had contrived a system of federal government which prodigiously increased the national power and yet respected local liberties and authorities.
Now the world had never yet beheld a Democracy combining a very advanced civilisation with a very extensive territory. No more memorable attempt was ever made by men.
If they succeeded in their momentous pleading—if they proved by experiment that a vast community, rich, intellectual, and civilised as those of Europe, guided by the accumulated experience of the older hemisphere and without its special difficulties, prejudices, and dangers, could be governed by the principles of pure Democracy, without any sacrifice of those more exalted objects which political forms exist to serve, they would inevitably exercise an overwhelming pressure on the ancient society of Europe.
If they could exhibit to the world the spectacle of a country as extensive as Russia, as secure from aggression as France, as intellectual as Germany, as free and as obedient to law as Great Britain, cursed with no restrictions on personal freedom, without fleets or armies, without pauperism or national debt...then I believe that the venerable institutions of European polity would go down before that invincible argument.
How in the fuck
>>76810515
It's ok, you weren't meant to reproduce
Many of your like have fallen to the wayside in the tens of thousands of years of our existence. Your bloodline will soon be joining them.
>>76810525
what a mong
>>76810484
Nowt wrong with it
>>76810558
people bought housing because a well known businessman suggested it would be going up. it did because they bought the properties.
>>76810558
If this was 1000 years ago, he would be called "the Great"
>wiki chuckle brothes
>In April 2007 whilst on holiday on the Greek island of Cephalonia, Paul broke his nose and suffered cuts and bruises when he lost control of his motorcycle after suddenly braking to avoid a goatherd and flock. Instead of helping him, tourists who stopped at the accident shouted the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase, "To me, to you."[41]
>>76809885
Done the same lad, embarrassing the morning after
>>76810525
He looks good with a shaven head.
>aCe9DUL.jpg
I consider myself a brutish intellectual
>>76810558
wow who could have predicted house prices would rise after a large fall
What a genius
>>76810629
Delightful
>>76810624
alri 'lan
>>76810629
christ above
>>76810343
Start taking two showers per day, once when you wake up and once before you go to sleep. Worked like a charm for me.
Also, drink more water and make sure you change your bedsheets once per week. Keep in mind that acne is essentially a visible infection, a reaction against bacteria or debris. Similar to washing your hands often, you should wash your body often to maintain good hygiene.
i can drive
going fast now
Choosing not to reproduce simply because the world doesn't deserve my genes
>>76810603
you could have just used arnold
>>76810629
Need a girl from brum
>>76810525
Lmaoooo why did they start halfway up his head
They've transplanted a grey receding hairline onto him
>>76810609
if theres one thing trump knows its the property game
you can't really argue with that
>Similar to washing your hands often, you should wash your body often to maintain good hygiene.
>>76810647
Yeah especially timing to the exact quarter after a double dip, easy peasy
>>76810662
shower at least once a day but that's interesting suggestion, does wearing the same pajama top rip me as well? I drink a lot of water but don't change bedsheets more than every few weeks. You think that's the problem?
what's a good romance film like The Notebook?
>>76810241
>The High Middle Ages was the period of European history from 1001
eh
You could really argue that the High Medieval period started with the reign of Charlemagne, the turn of the millennium is an entirely arbitrary date which does not fulfill the criteria of 'Major Asiatic nomadic and viking incursions ceased' whatsoever.
>>76810464
>Big Jizzy
>特
At least I don't have non-sensical trash tattoos. Tip for all the kiddies: never, ever get a Chinese tattoo without an actual Chinaman giving it a once over.
>t. Ching-chong speaker
>>76810558
How the fuck could a real estate mogul have predicted this... woah...
>>76810240
>>76810662
2 showers per day is terrible for your skin
>>76810252
correct but the yanks will screech & wail
>>76810706
started to imagine the individual who made this post, and had to peg my nose
>>76810609
That's called "buy the news, sell the rumour" but in this case, one man saying that isn't the cause of the rumour so your comment doesn't apply.
>>76810720
Depends on how much of a dirty coon you are. I change my sheets every week because they start to get visibly dirty beyond that (use white sheets). As long as the pajama top is clean you're good.
But seriously though I had bad backne and shoulder acne problems when I really got into working out, showering twice per day clears ~98% of it out pretty nicely.
>You could really argue that the High Medieval period started with the reign of Charlemagne
>>76810726
had a contractor at work with Matthew in chinese characters on his arm, Ma Hue or something. Chinese guy at work said it said something close to horse morphine.
>>76810799
where do you find these?
is there a tumblr or blog that saves them?
>women don't like manle-
>>76810794
visibly dirty wtf you mean hair or actual dirt? if you mean the latter what the fuck
>>76810856
alri newlad
>>76810556
Didn't read a single word
>>76810864
being good looking trumps height any day as long as you're not like 5'5
>>76810799
t. brainlet
>>76810581
What might your first name be?
Is it Shemitic?
>>76810713
Yeah he definitely wasn't giving a round figure
fedora.jpg
>>76810893
how bout u go an fuck off this thread then u peice of shit u think we need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling us about what u read who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of her
>>76810856
4chan
>>76810856
photos of himself and his mates
>whils't
>>76810879
They start to get somewhat yellow looking
Does this not happen for you guys or am I getting memed on?
>>76810906
he's 5'6
>>76810883
been here for over a month and I usually see the same variations
this one i got from facebook by getting the name of a fellow mixed up with some guy from northern ireland
new spaceghostpurrp songs are weird
>>76810927
Not a word!
wome-
>>76810906
FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT
GYMCELS lift for YEARS in the hope that STACEY will notice their 4 plate squat, while CHAD goes to the gym once a month and benches MORE than you
>>76810950
what the fuck..
poor tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Mv1Z0trdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Mv1Z0trdk
is this normal in britland?
>>76810556
>without pauperism or national debt
RIP american dream
>>76810856
smelly stinky stupid
Y A N K
A
N
K
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tips-fedora
>>76810733
actually me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18W9WYw9HaA
choons?
i just want brits to love me desu
tired of being treated like a second class citizen
>>76810958
alri newlad
>>76810958
>over a month
ain't even gonna bother
>>76810990
thought he was naked from the thumbnail
Edmund Tudor was the father of King Henry VII of England and a member of the Tudor family of Penmynydd, North Wales.
Edmund was half-brother to Henry VI of England.
He was married to Margaret Beaufort, great-great granddaughter of Edward III of England.
Edmund had unparalleled precedence over the other laypersons in court with the exception of the Dukes, representing one of the only blood relations in court.
Edmund liaised with Richard of York and supported him during the War of the Roses. When York was overthrown by the Lancasters, Edmund was captured at Carmarthen Castle, and died there of the bubonic plague on 3 November 1456.
>knowyourmeme
Off you trot back to funnyjunk
It's raining vigorously here at the moment.
>>76811034
stupid fucking dumb yank
idiot dumb thick yank moron
>>76811034
Yeah nah
>>76811024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABC_DYnjAU
>>76811034
I love you!!
problem: want to wank to some /brit/ willies but there's none in this thread
>>76811064
*gives you a big friendly Yank hug*
Let's go bowlin', buddy!
>>76811057
dont care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk
noted for, ironically, becoming No. 1 during the BBC's drug awareness week
transvestites
mandem in disguise
>>76810950
jesus fucking christ never seen or heard of this before what the fuck
>>76811115
I've got one :O
>>76811041
>>76811038
Wow, you guys veterans from the meme war?
Or just MPs in a proxy village?
>>76810950
what the actual fuck lad, how much do you sweat?
>Error: Corrupted file or unsupported file type.
What the fuck
You all are behaving MORALLY in a way that FITS IN with your God-endowed CHRISTIAN VALUES ITT
RIGHT?
>>76810794
>I had bad backne and shoulder acne problems when I really got into working out, showering twice per day clears ~98% of it out pretty nicely
stop roiding then
>>76811124
You should see how thick it is, also seems to be lightning as my power just flickered.
I might not be on here for long.
>>76811051
I already knew this you fucking cunt
wikipedia something else dicknose
cannot imagine being so gay that I change my sheets
>work in eleven hours and forty minutes
>>76811199
Like what
>>76811175
I hope not
>>76811221
unionist utterly btfo
is there a god, lads?
>>76811207
I've got work in ten hours and 19 minutes
>>76811034
fuck off
(and die)
>>76811051
fascinating information, never knew this
liked and subscribed, just wish i could upvote as well
: - ]
>>76811213
something interesting and novel
love benzos
>>76811141
proofs??
>>76811237
Yes
>>76811281
Prefer the Rodge' edition
>>76811119
would bowl you so hard your pins would be spinning, petal
>>76811125
great tune
Henry Tudor, Mab Darogan
take up the red dragon banner once more
>>76811274
never tried them tbf
some of my mates have started getting into valium but I'm only really a fan of drugs that make things more weird, same reason I'm not fond of sniff
>>76811234
Very odd that Peter Hitchens, who is also a Jew like Christopher Hitchens, is actually pushing morality and traditionalism so ardently.
I would expect him to be a leftist if I had no clue (given that his brother hated Christianity).
so like uh
what do you do when like
theres nothing to do
thinking of killing myself
>>76810950
They're meming you
>>76811374
watching old stgggs videos
>>76809850
you got it backward, my swarthy friend
>>76811373
He pushes it in a weird sort of doom and gloomy defeatist way, though. His advice to young British people was basically to emigrate (didn't bother pointing out where)
>>76811317
Window dressing for infatuation.
Don't worry.. the feeling is mutual.
*squeezes*
>>76811237
no
but there can be if you want there to be
>>76811364
they are good for utility
recreationally pretty meh, unless you actually suffer with some degree of anxiety
they are a literal cheat code for getting rid of hangovers, stopping bad trips and comedowns though
Here we are.....
>>76810950
>>76811378
the state of you two lads lol
why do niggers muh dick over white girls all the time
made diner
>>76811169
seems like you may have a corrupted or unsupported file
woke up with a panic attack yesterday morning (first time in ages)
opted to save my benzos for recreational use
>Actress Emily Ratajkowski called out Hollywood in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia for what she claims is its “anti-woman” employment practices, explaining she is sometimes turned down for acting roles because her breasts are “too big.”
>In an interview with the Australian magazine, Ratajkowski said she faces gender discrimination in Hollywood, but not because she’s too old or not pretty enough, but because she’s “too sexy.”
>“There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy’,” Ratajkowski told Harper’s Bazaar.
>“It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big,” the actress continued. “What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares? They are great big, they are great small. Why should that be an issue?”
don't even know what to make of this desu
do normies have good lives 24/7?
>>76811440
You clearly haven't hit puberty lmao underage
>>76810758
HNNNNNNNGR
Name?
>>76811401
Exactly. He pushes it like it's a lost cause and basically exists in the public's eye that "oh, look at that old scared man at the new world before him" instead of a vanguard promoting the reconstitution of the country around the values that helped create it.
think im goin to sleep now
good night
>>76811447
anal
>>76811450
no one cares
The gf
>>76811509
it looks like the girl is doing a big poo when they have a nigger dick up the ass
The Huns are already out of Europe lads
me on the right
>>76811478
no
they get irate over little things that don't matter all the time
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
(unironically)
been unemployed for nearly two years
no one would hire me because I'm too devilishly handsome
>>76811523
transvestites
more than meets the eye
>>76811489
"Eastern qt #49126847"
>>76811520
oh.
>>76811486
how fucking fat are you
>>76811582
give me a slavic qt
I want a slavic qt
doing a black metal listen
>>76811574
you on bennies or something la?
>>76811468
>yeah I'm just too beautiful and my boobs are too big and Hollywood is sexist and THAT'S why people don't want to work with me
Wouldn't split the tab with her 2bh.
>>76811468
they pick people that fit into roles, of course they're going to discriminate for anything
danny devito isn't going to be starring in baywatch, is hollywood anti-danny?
The Rothschild family possessed the largest private fortune in the world.
The Rothschild family has frequently been the subject of conspiracy theories.
The family developed a wide network of agents, shippers and couriers to transport gold across war-torn Europe in the 19th century.
By the end of the century, the family owned, or had built, at the lowest estimates, over 41 palaces.
matched with a hot girl, a normal girl, and an ugly girl just now on tinder. messaged the hot one "hello beautiful how are you doing"
transvestites
mandem in digsuise
>>76811467
what do you feel like and what do you think when you have panic attacks
>>76811626
ship me a frog qt and i'll try my best
spent a few minutes looking around slovakia in street view earlier
appalling
>>76811629
good lad
*tucks you in*