/brit/

foy

heyy guys x

FUCK

OFF

YANK

stumbled across that video of the mexican girl trying to bully a trump supporter but she cannot hide her sheer lust for him and her boyfriend starts SEETHING about it

HOWLING at this

BRITS OUT

always end up snitching on myself when im on drugs

>>76807643
Ah yes, I have no interest of going any further south than Pessaro. But maybe ten years from now central and some of the north will be contaminated. Fucks sakes, nowhere is safe.

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HOWLING AT THE BABY DEANO RUNTOIDLETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-rgJvyJ7bQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-rgJvyJ7bQ

it's sweetie not sweaty

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just got a fresh cut lads, thoughts?

>>76807837
saw somebody sweetiepost on /a/ and it put the thread into meltdown

>spent half an hour having a shit at work today
NEETs will never know the joy of getting paid to shit

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the 'im a boring working class wanker with no imagination' cut

>>76807931
Link pls

>>76807946
'ce

xx

>>76807967
It honestly looks amazing. Wish I could still have this type of cuts

>>76807941
i'm 6'6 and built like a british expat in thailand, don't think your little fairy swings will even have any noticeable impact on my chiselled self

crushingly depressed

>5'8" thinks I'll even reply to him, let alone send him a link

>>76808005
Yeah it's painful isn't it? Wish I was dead

post your willy lol

>Paki likes the Paki cut
Pottery

i'm the best boxer on /brit/

>>76807967
>Awrite mate wewcum to Audi Dagnum, name's Deano buh everywun caws me Deano iw be your sayuws rep t'day

very thankful that im tall and have a full head of thick lustrous hair

anyone wana a sesh in soho tonight? i'm thinking village, g-a-y and the cock club

why do europeans (ACTUAL europeans, NOT poms) use commas instead of decimal points?

>>76808029
Boxing won't help you when I've got you on the ground

>>76807931
link

>>76807967
literally me
(the haircut but not the description)

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can't believe this is a man's arse. this is somebody's son.

>>76808065
because fuck you thats why

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>stumbled across that video of the mexican girl trying to bully a trump supporter but she cannot hide her sheer lust for him and her boyfriend starts SEETHING about it
>HOWLING at this

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haha donal

>>76808025

want the dignitas pint

>>76808068
you're like 5'2
in what universe does that happen

plus I have plenty of wrestling experience

>>76808075
FOGL

alan is legitimately one of the ugliest people i've ever seen.

funny how mad he got when I pulled a 9/10 beause he's never came close in his life.

We're in complete different leagues.

>Me as a tall white man with a full head of hair,
VS.
>Short balding 30 year old shitskin

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anime

head hurts

glad I'm mostly bald
can just give myself a zero
saves loads of money

got a skin fade on my pubes

>>76808000
This really wasn't funny, if you're going to banter with me put some effort in.
I'll bury you in a shallow grave, piss on it and climb up your family tree dragging my smegma-caked bellend across the face of every slag who had the local village idiot sling one up her bucket muff responsible for your birth you odious, single-called amoeba. Crawl back into the Petri dish you dragged yourself out of and never, EVER, gather the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction with your tonsil stone breath, fuck off

algerian runt got a skin fade on the top of his fucking head LOL

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>>76808119
good post

>>76808069
here you go la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5WP4gD3-GE

my favourite part is when her voice actually starts quivering as she talks to him and then she starts trying to mock him for "wanting to be touched" but she can't stop herself from whispering it lustfully at him

>>76808109
Low center of gravity
I'd have you on the ground faster than you can throw a punch

burnt the top of my mouth eating a pizza lads

*bends you over and shags your arse*
now what

>>76808157
lmao
the instant you stepped in range trying to do a tackle you'd be out cold

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>This really wasn't funny, if you're going to banter with me put some effort in.
>I'll bury you in a shallow grave, piss on it and climb up your family tree dragging my smegma-caked bellend across the face of every slag who had the local village idiot sling one up her bucket muff responsible for your birth you odious, single-called amoeba. >Crawl back into the Petri dish you dragged yourself out of and never, EVER, gather the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction with your tonsil stone breath, fuck off

>>76808161
pics

*starts angrily folding towels behind you*

>>76808192
the absolute state of that hairline

love you Alan

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>the instant you stepped in range trying to do a tackle you'd be out cold

a gay guy i know paid to have a colostomy bag installed so he can get bummed more easily.

>>76808184
h-harder... don't stop

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>>76808145
Um try again sweetie x

>>76808192
skin fades go on the sides mate lol

https://twitter.com/h_xxda/status/881646888830869505

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>>76808151
It's like a ruddy brazzers cheating porno or something

>>76808192
creasing

>>76808151
Unsure where they are? A hostel?

>>76808184
>shags your arse

can't even imagine you saying that with your gimpy french

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

>>76808219
yeah me

>>76808185
Yeah nah, I just don't get knocked out, probably a medical condition or something
Your punch would just set you up for a judo throw and once you are on the ground, then you are toast

AMERICA
AMERICA
GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE
AND CROWN THY GOOD WITH BROTHERHOOD
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA

>>76808219
liar for a start they sow up ur anus when they give u one

>>76808218
no one who posts fedoras knows how to throw a punch

State of that gut

>>76808192
if you rubbed that forehead hard enough it'd probably show your future

>>76808248
think it's an apartment complex with a shared common area downstairs or something like that.

>>76808251
lost my focus and stopped reading around "arse"

>>76808251
>Yanks nicking homegrown organic /brit/ posts

Disgraceful, you even managed to fuck it up

>>76808239
Haha

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>no one who posts fedoras knows how to throw a punch

>>76808268
i am legit up for doing that let's take camping bag and do it that will be lit

>>76808151
why would you watch this?

>>76808239
Giggling

what's your favourite Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode?

>>76808327
it can be dangerous desuno senpaigo

>>76808350
the one where the nigger does that funny thing haha

>>76808350
have no fucking clue mate

>>76808322
shame about the peanut head

and the chrome dome

>>76808272
lmao
delusional little manlet

its kinda cute

>>76808322
bet this twat skips leg day

>>76808331
saw it when it first came about and just stumbled onto it again there so i decided to watch it again. if you didn't divulge in the cacophony of trump campaign related videos then you missed out

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>>76808239
pissing
>>76808289
shitting

>>76808144
all i'm putting effort into is the restraint to not turn your slimy, incorrigible existence into the dust you must have inhaled too much of as a child
take a single step into bratislava and you'll find yourself leaving through the sewers, you repugnant waste of carbon

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>HE ACTUALLY TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD TO PROVE HE ISNT GOING BALD
>HE HAS A BALD PATCH

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post your best rosy lads

>>76808322
Mad how both those arrows are pointing to a bellend

watching the new terminator
why would arnie ( a robot) have aged into an old man robot over the years?

>>76808192
with that nose he must be able to run for miles

>>76808415
really is fun baiting his insecurities. literally cannot help himself.

>>76808431
xD

>>76808350
big fan of the episodes where will gets those glasses that make his girlfriend look like carlton

>>76808424
her shitting vid

>>76807951
unironically like it

watching a documentary on ruby ridge

>>76808455
his height is his biggest insecurity. i remember him going absolutely BALLISTIC the first time he was outed as 5'8"

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>>76808238
Looks like you've coloured in your bald patch with a marker pen or something

*walking along pavement*
*hears a squeaking*
*stops and looks around*
*keeps walking*
*hears squeaking again*
*lifts boot and looks at sole*
*sees >>76808407*
Ew grim
*scrapes it off on the kerb and continues walking*

>>76808395
Right
I am clearly the winner here

>>76808151
I'd litterally burst out laughing if that happened to me.
Just incongruous

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-vote-leave-director-dominic-cummings-leave-eu-error-nhs-350-million-lie-bus-a7822386.html
State of brexshitters

listening tom ucisc

>>76808500
oh yeh i remember that. his damage control was off the fucking scale.

>>76808450
>I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
t. The Terminator

What's going on in this thread? Why are there so many pictures of Alan?

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>>76808289
>if you rubbed that forehead hard enough it'd probably show your future

easily post of the day

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>I'm 5'8

>>76808500
Feel personally very proud of that, never have I reduced a man to so little with such a small amount of effort

Socialist workers party ex member here

Corbyn is not as left wing as he's made out to be, labour manifesto was pro trident, only offered to reverse 2bn of Osbornes 9bn cuts and supported a hard Brexit same as the tories

>>76808545
post it

>>76808532
>He has also warned that Brexit is shaping up to be a “guaranteed debacle”, without big changes in Whitehall to deliver a successful negotiation.

THE HEADLINE SEEMS TO HAVE MISSED OUT THE SECOND PART OF HIS SENTENCE XD

>>76808507
wrong

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good cheese right here

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>>76808600
>so little

>>76808610
this one will be purged by comissar corbyn asjaksjsdajk>>76808610

>>76808643
proper good cheese that

the 30 years old virgin yank who lives in his mums basement is here

Need some help lads

When booking an AirBnB it says you can request to book but can cancel at a later date. I need to go somewhere but unsure of the dates yet but would like to reserve the dates, should i jsut reserve the 9 days i know it'll be on and then cancel and re-book the 4 days that it's actually on? I won't be charged right?

>>76808600
Remember the non-stop psots of:

>Are you literally 5'8"?
>Yes.

for like 3 straight threads until he ran away?

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>>76808151
>you've got an iPhone 6, dude
how will he ever recover

>>76808610
this wrong as fuck bruhhhh
hard brexit left wing as fuck bruhhh
corbyn wants to get rid of trident he just knew he wud never get elected on that platform bruhhh

Why in Allah's (pbuh) name would you post pictures of yourself on 4chan, but not only that, divulge embarrassing personal information that always leads to more harassment.

Absolutely incomprehensible tbqh

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>>76808532
>more than a year later
>remoaners STILL going on about that bus
>STILL haven't accepted we're leaving

SCREECHING

>>76808665
31 now lad

I'm a pilgrim's choice man myself

looks like he's scarpered
you spooked him off with your truthfulness

just saw a nigger

>>76808667
email the owner and ask

5'8 isnt even short

>>76808636
There are no big changes planned so it's right

>>76808680
dire

>>76808704
Below average

>>76808670
Stop it mate because you'll set me off again
Had tears in my eyes

>>76808677
he comes here for validation

>>76808454
sauce?

>>76808704
lol

>>76808704
The average white male height from age 18-50 is 6'3

>>76808704
my mum is taller than 5'8 mate

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the antisemitic bf

>>76808678
Ah yes not news at all that the director of the leave campaign now wants to stay

>terminator 30 years older
>sarah connor somehow younger than she was

dont get it

what would happen if they cancelled brexit?

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I'm pissing myself, I can't stop screeching, I've never laughed so hard at a person before. He's absolutely perfect, the poo coloured skin, the grease and sweat that permanently covers it, the MASSIVE forehead, the arse hair on his head that won't stop thinning, his pathetic body and his HEIGHT.
FIVE
FOOT
EIGHT
AAAAAAND to top it off he's a serial nonce and possible murderer too. Come on, it's likely isn't it? Some Thai prostitute tries running away from him or reporting him to the police so he just violently stabs her to death whilst screaming in Arabic

>>76808720
stop virgin shaming

>>76808775
>the director of the leave campaign now wants to stay
fake news

>>76808788
theresa may would give macron a wristie

three people have said I look like a young david beckham this week
don't think the new crop is cutting it lads

>>76808704
the average white british male is 6'2

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>>76808788
I'd like to think there would be a huge uproar but in reality people probably wouldn't do anything.

>>76808810
we already know macron likes the older ladies

>>76808788
There would be outrage for about 6 months, then slightly toned down outrage for 6 months then people would probably forget, especially if things didn't get any worse economy-wise

>2017
>being a virgin
SCREAMING

>>76808788
Rorkes would be screeching for a few weeks but they'd get over it

>>76808835
Poor grampoo

What exactly happens in northern ireland

anyone else 18 here? 1999 masterrace

>>76808775
Because the government has literally fucked about and done nothing for over a year now. If we'd left on the first day without negotiations we'd be in a better situation.

Thoughts on virgin shaming?

I reckon they deserve it.

Sex is literally one of the most natural things humans can do and it doesn't cost anything. You can also do it pretty much anywhere at anytime

Finally, both parties usually really enjoy it so its mutual pleasure.

How the fuck could a 20 year old not have had sex yet?

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stop bullying alan

>>76808794
He really is like a whacky pathetic character someone's written for a sitcom

>>76808876
lots of closeted homo sex

>>76808794
i am legit uglier than alan

>>76808854
ye blood and i'm 35 haha

>>76808705
HOW DO YOU KNOW LOL

AND WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY TRUST THE WORD OF DOMINIC CUMMINGS? YOU DIDNT BELIEVE HIM IN THE REFERENDUM WHEN HE TOLD YOU TO VOTE LEAVE

>>76808877
piss of child brit is a 1996 general

>>76807932
feminization of the west continues

>>76808876
Ulsterlad lives there

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>Rorkes would be screeching for a few weeks but they'd get over it

>>76808835
if it wasn't for the potential uproar i think they should go ahead and do it right now (and they probably would)

quite important to preserve the legitimacy of our democratic processes

>>76808876
Sectarian violence, bombings, people living on council estates, people unironically being Christian in 2017, poverty

>>76808877

you can't even legally drink, get the fuck out of my thread

>be tough guy army man
>trip up while running
>drop your rifle and fling it 20ft in the distance

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How do we save her? That's if she's still alive

>>76808876
Not much. Bomb scares, I suppose. Riots. Sometimes someone gets kneecapped for being a runt.

That's about it. Good craic though.

*virgin opens the reply box*
*virgin types this post*
*virgin fills out the captcha*
*virgin clicks submit*

>>76808876
Rains all the time

>>76808960
>her

virgin says what

>>76808960
is this thainonce?

>>76808889
Absolute mong

>>76808788
don't think anyone would really care

>>76809002
dumbfuck

>>76808960
she doesnt look normal.

Sorry for missing some of your posts guys. Was texting my peak-fertility virgin gf while trying to ignore the constant flow of texts from my other gfs and from tinder telling me I have a new match. Did I misst anything?

>>76808854
>waiting for someone to ask at work how many girls I've shagged

Think I might just lie and say only 1. I was very close to shagging her, but couldn't get it up desu, was awful.

>>76808960
Wew. Glad I'm good looking and tall desu...

>>76808999
nice trips
trips confirm:
what?!
xD

>>76808960
her eye looks pained

>>76809024
amazing post

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habe you ever seen a bigger melt?

https://youtu.be/2UBUCfQXTzQ

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76809014
well is it?

>>76808943
>people unironically being Christian in 2017
do NOT appreciate your implication here, rasheed

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>>76808960
>he's literally restraining her

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>>76809077
yes

>>76809078
made me feel a bit sick x

>>76809097
miss him every day x

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How does one deal with the despair that his gf doesn't have big titts?

>>76809045
Gross

>>76809024
you were definitely crying and effeminately punching a wall

how tall are you btw?

>>76809097
He was sound tbf

>>76809097
The Ethiopian is based, nothing like Alan at all

>>76809120
i only like girls with flat chests desu

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>>76809048
looks like this

>>76809078
America is such a strange place.

>>76809097
You're just jelly

>>76809097
I liked him
his motorbike clubbing adventures were interesting

>>76809142
'ce

>>76809116
he's right here (probably) >>76809149
he is back in america

>>76809142
are you gay

HATE posting from my phone when I'm downstairs because I don't have a laptop

Playing fucking captcha whack-a-mole

t. 32 year old straight virgin

but i've been hit on by gay guys loads and had many offer to suck me off and shit, is /gaypill/ legit?

>>76809142
So you like men?

Cool

>>76809078
Just applied for the Gender & Women's Studies degree there lad

>>76808756
who is this

reminder that girls just want to have fun

>>76809210
doubt you'll get anything out of it if your heart's not in it

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Honestly wouldn't want to get in a fight with Alan. Bet he could beat and tenderise us into meat cubes

wow this lad must have been embarrassed. That's the ultimate dare

https://youtu.be/-mcCvzhreJQ

>>76809210
why would someone offer to suck you off and do a shit at the same time? is that the reverse-blumpkin?

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How does one go about calling hookers in london?

I'm tired of this sexless life.

>>76808937
jesus christ, that behemoth on the right

want 2 fuk

>>76809215
>>76809187

literally nothing wrong with liking petite girls

>>76809210
Do it lad, go gay.

>>76809077
>melt
what did he mean by this?

Thoughts on virgin shaming?

I reckon they deserve it.

Sex is literally one of the most natural things humans can do and it doesn't cost anything. You can also do it pretty much anywhere at anytime

Finally, both parties usually really enjoy it so its mutual pleasure.

How the fuck could a 20 year old not have had sex yet?.

>>76809227
>two suicides
>le millennial suicide epidemic

how reddit

>>76808268

>Trekking through Helmand province and the Pakistani border

RIP

>>76809210
Good to see a fellow 32 years old, a bit dissgusted by your virginity, if it's unvoluntary that is. How is that even possible?

>>76809221
marc edouard nabe

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>>76809227
state of this post

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>>76809142
fantastic post

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>refusing to settle

why is this bad?

>>76809325
isn't
just the usual virgin whinging

holiday trips for this summer are peng

>>76809005
Yeah, whatever, don't expect serious insight from people in these threads. Fact is that the EU sees it (correctly) as an adversarial situation whereas business on either side has no interest whatsoever in "punishing" Britain for political egress. If we'd left immediately or at the very least triggered Article 50 and closed host it would've forced their hand instead of the opposite, which is how it's turned out thanks to the government's lack of nerve.

>>76809244
My stiffy would have had her eye out

>>76809226
agree

>>76809248
dunno mate fags are weird

>>76809261
that's the dream

>>76809282
invol (incel as they say)

>>76808268
You know Indians used to call that border the "Death Mountain" for a reason

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>>76809142
Yeah I do too

>>76809259
>literally nothing wrong with liking petite girls

T.closetpedo

>>76809325
>few billion years of evolution
>lol fuck kids get paid nigga

absolute state of gays and obese land whales who failed the game of life

ghetto niggers beating out whites at this shti

If I had one wish in life it would be to meet the man behind the 'sniff sniff pungent' copypasta

Curious to see the man behind the madness

unbelievably bored
already wanked + pooed
only been up about 5 hours but might just go back to bed

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>>76809210
just be yourself like me and fuck fat chicks (old me, new me isn't doing it anymore)

>>76809284
He was good when he was young and then his talent got devoured by his his focus on aesthetics and gimmicks. He became a parody of the man she should have become, just like a lot of people in ahow business. Like Doc Gyneco.

>>76809386
feel bad for ugly girls

Want to do online dating but I don't have any pictures of myself

>>76809401
nah he still writes good books
l'enculé was good
turned into an idiot though

>>76809411

even an ugly girl can get dozens of tinder matches and find someone way out of their league to fuck them

>>76809423
ill take one give us your phone

i said give us your fucking phone

>>76809244
nonce

missed out on teenage love

>>76809411
she isn't even ugly, just fat

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>>76809452
here, please don't hurt me

alan "the paid gf" allahu snackbarr

>>76809448
not really. i have chad friends. they reject uggos left and right. they never fuck fat girls either, even if they're pretty

shan't be giving back any of your compact disks

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>finish work at 5
>get into the gym for 5.45
>finished by 6.45
>home by 7
>finished eating by 7.45
>time to enjoy my evening
>only three hours before bed to be up for mr. noseberg in the morning
>three hours include fitting another meal in too

J
U
S
T

imagine being bent and knowing you'll never have children and you failed at the most basic aspect of life

fucking mental

things i like
>slags
>pints
>ciggies
things i dislike:
>nonces
>benders
>virgins

went to an all boys school so had a fair bit of teenage love desu

Jetlag cooling, smoking jetpack
Prada necktag, ecco how you get that?

>>76809356
>incel
Are you hideous? Morbidly obese? What's the honest issue lad? You're supposed to become more attractive as you age.

>>76809448
but that guy won't actually date them unless he has a fetish for it

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>>76809474

Fat chicks tend to fuck guys just as fat as they are
t. someone who leaves the house once in a while

>>76809520
no one becomes more attractive after 30 unless they drop loads of weight

>>76809520
i'm hiddie and short and auttie

Alan genuinely makes me feel better about my life.

>>76809503
apparently you like prison as well and don't know it

imagine not being bent and still knowing you'll never have children and you failed at the most basic aspect of life


haha imagine

>>76809505
fucks sake that's what I wanted

missed out on teenage love looking back but looking back with some effort I could have had it quite easily

>>76809571
>>76809571
>>76809571

>>76809508
>>76809542
this broken nigger English is appalling

just sitting
doing nothing
watching the hours of my life melt away

>>76809542
How short?
Being kinda ugly as a man adds charm and character unless you're comically disfigured or something.

>>76809570
dont care

>>76809501
so what's your excuse?

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>>76809570
>tfw you know your ex was the best-looking girl you'll ever be with

Absolutely creasing at that video someone posted earlier of the lad being confronted for wearing a trump shirt

Bird can barely speak a word of English just keeps saying "FREE WAI FIIIII" lmao

>>76809616
5'5
>Being kinda ugly as a man adds charm and character unless you're comically disfigured or something.
is complete shit tho mate

>>76809616
you must be the most charming man on earth then

>>76809500
I work 12 hour days and take and hour to and from work

>>76809651
repost pls, will send dogecoin

The High Middle Ages was the period of European history from 1001—1300 AD.

The key historical trend of the High Middle Ages was the rapidly increasing population of Europe.

Major Asiatic nomadic and viking incursions ceased. The Catholic Church, reached the peak of its political power. The economy reached levels that would not be seen again in some areas until the 19th century.

Household heavy cavalry (knights) became common across Europe, and tournaments were invented.

want a big tit gf

>>76809244
annoying voices

>>76809227
I knew the top one, always makes me laugh when I see it

>>76809696
cool