/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=637k35PSAzk

Who likes normie music here?

how the fuck you miss a whole 100 shots??

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anime

getting laser hair removal on my unibrow

wonder if they'll do me a deal on the balls

>>76805198
emery hasn't done anything worthwhile since this is that

chippy

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Goold?

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a day of celebration?

getting laser bollock obliteration on my nads

wonder if they'll do me a deal on my hair

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redpill

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'Bee bop bap badda bo, skee bap ba baddap bo'

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>>76805084
are kim?

love baps me

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>>76805227
JAFFA

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>>76805249

>>76805227
is that chris hitchens?

>>76805261
possibly the most quintessentially British thing since digestive biscuits

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Jewish supremacy

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Find kev

Courtesy of thainonce

doodley doo going to the brit thread doodley doo posting in the brit thread

>>76805177
stop giving these rancid whores attention

any cumskins in?

una vela...

>>76805329
Your mum had my cum on her skin last night la, haha

>>76805177
aisha looks decent but fuckin ell sara looks more grim by the day

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*sweats*

>>76805312
just to the left of the referee

>>76805369
lol

rosy is the patricians choice

>>76805377
how would one pronounce that?

>>76805374

JUST

>>76805296
this is the girl from generation war

>>76805198
what a fucking dead choon
normies don't listen to that you out of touch 30 year old virgin waste of semen

>>76805393
'seev'

>>76805393
Rasheed

>>76805393
Hold on, I'll ask her

BANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKk6CdQY2s

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JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

berlin is actually an alright place

>>76805238
if women didn't exist we would literally be star-faring by now

>>76805426
would obliterate saras arsehole desu

>>76805426
Imagine how grim she looks without makeup

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Imagine dropping out of Manchester Uni to clean Tesco bogs

>>76805426
bet she has a lovely smooth puffy fanny

>>76805465
Stickin it to the man

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>>76805445
>>76805452
Why are girls with issues so hot

do not acknowledge Slovakia
it's that fucking junkie nonce ban evading again

By parliament lads

>>76805465
bet she has a nice pair as she is part jewish

imagine being a 30 year old virgin finding images on r/tinder to repost so you can feel like something other than an utter scummy worthless piece of shit for one minute

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By parliament lads 2

>>76805547
Fuck off roastie

>>76805549
Haven't visited London in ages

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Oh say can you see

dog filter = wife material

>>76805549
FONT (fuck off northern tourist)

>>76805591
more like ugly crooked honker

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>tfw you realize intelligent design is actually true

>>76805547
roastie

ironic how the US was born out of failure by the brits

i don't mean the revolutionary war

>>76805549
damn thats nice

>>76805589
howling

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>>76805549

what time do you lads go to bed?

>>76805632
funny how Germany destroyed thousands of years of European hegemony

>>76805547
how would imagining that make me feel better

>>76805547
show tits

>>76805612
no it isn't

Imagine getting to the age of 30 knowing you've failed to fulfill your ONLY purpose on this planet
they should be euthanised

>>76805657
he's an expat

>>76805665
bluepilled goy

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>>76805549
avenge me

>>76805657
didn't though

Wish to end myself

>>76805647
8am

>>76805647
5am

in fifteen days im going in deep french countryside i have to hide myself for a few weeks

>>76805647
0:00

>>76805177
pic of Aisha in bra, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvNvTnRuh-E

me and the lads

>>76805647
1.5 hours later than the time I went to bed the day before

>have sex with girl a week ago
>she comes up to in class and asks for my number
>texts me all week
>really flirty
>tells me I need to take her out sometime
>go out with her and a bunch of her friends last night
>she makes out with a random guy while were there.
>still texts me today

what does she mean by this? Genuinely at a loss. Seems like an unhealthy path for me to go down

>>76805733
we don't do things for a free here
a trade of is needed if you want that kind of picture

>>76805743
how did they know he was a nonce

>>76805728
how come? debt collectors coming for you?

>>76805791
saw him watching anime

>>76805732

This picture is taken in jest I trust.

>>76805791
gary glitter album on the passenger seat

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>>76805733
how about topless

>>76805770
Because you had sex you know feel that you own her?

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>>76805733
post maddie in bra first

>>76805799
my security is not at risk but i have other problems that might put me in a bad situation

>>76805791
looked a bit noncey

>>76805832
please

stay safe

>>76805816
Not, but I thought she liked me and making out with a random guy while im around doesn't really show that at all

guess i should just be happy i got a shag and move on

can't wait for North Korea to stop pretending to be retarded and defeat the US in a quick and decisive war

>burgers are celebrating their independence by eating burgers

cannibalism!

>>76805832
shitting yourself because those lads on the french discord mugged you off
proper little pussyole you are

>>76805850
It was a test. You failed by failing to punch the guy in the mouth

>>76805832
>>76805842
>jew boys looking out for each other
hope you both die painful deaths sharpish

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here you go sweaty xx

ideas:

NO YANKS
FOY
FONT
etc

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>>76805787
have an OC

>>76805814
even better

>>76805822
lel

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First day here. New poster. Name's Ross.

>>76805864
lol they got kicked out because the admin hated em
they still dont want to meet me

>>76805842
i am am going to a place near brive-la-gaillarde the parents of a mate will give me a room in a small lost village for a month or more

>>76805896
>>76805816
both these lads are right, BUT telling which one is more right is hard. to do that in front of you is either saynig "i like you, we had a shag but you arent mah man niggaa" or a test to see if you would step in and "become her man". However is she is the latter then stay away, birds that want men to fight over them arent worth the bullshit you are going to have to put up with.

would you rather go to hong kong or south africa?

>>76805988
hong kong

>>76805929
Hello Ross. If you have any questions check out the FAQ*.

* http://www.4chan.org/faq

>>76805988
honkers easily

want to kill myself in the most painful way imaginable

>>76806023
post on brit for the next 60 years

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what's wrong lad? just be yourself desu

Only sheep join movements. Men make their own.

>>76805438
i hate women but only because good looking ones won't sleep with me

hollyanne setola

how to get a gf: be confident and quirky

would heem a runt

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Oh dear

>>76805988
do i want to get raped and murdered by some black man or go to of of the richest cities in the world. hmm

want to lick an erect willy like an ice cream and pretend the precum is it melting

installed tinder lads

How do i stop falling in love with any girl that lets me shag them?

>>76806157
shaped charge to the solar plexus should sort this one out

have you heard of the high elves?

>>76806194
font

just installed /brit/ lads, what am i in for?

>>76806229
Willies

>>76806217
yeh

>>76806238
w-with c-chebs?

>>76806229


Left leaning Pakis

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>>76806229
the same thing over and over and over again
for 24 hours per day
there is no escape

women are fucking scum. fucking hate them. complete whorish cunts

spread their legs for anyone with a bit of a jaw on them.

>>76806285
>>76806270
>>76806238
*CTRL-Z*
*CTRL-Z*
*CTRL-Z*
*CTRL-Z*

>>76806257
No

i want to lick your vas deferens

'za straight in the oven

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>>76806309

>>76806229
Welcome friend, our vision here at /brit/ serves as the framework for our roadmap and guides every aspect of our posting by describing what we need to accomplish in order to continue achieving sustainable, quality growth.

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>>76806309

a huge number of very cute girls live less than 1 kilometres from me

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me on the right

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>Welcome friend, our vision here at /brit/ serves as the framework for our roadmap and guides every aspect of our posting by describing what we need to accomplish in order to continue achieving sustainable, quality growth.

Renounced my UK citizenship last week laddos

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>>76806377

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LOL

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>a huge number of very cute girls live less than 1 kilometres from me

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>kilometres

>>76806406
MY GREATEST ALLY

>>76806442
>stones

Oh Captain, my Captain! Another unmarried childless 30 something has joined the ranks of the Dead Roasties Society.

Gen-X and early millennials rode the cock carousel until their late 20's. Then they got off with a beta provider before cheating, divorcing, and beginning the cycle all over again.

But more of these women are refusing to settle. And more men are refusing to play the rigged game at all.

The end result is single men finding other ways to occupy their time and miserable used up spinsters getting trashed on cheap wine and dressing up their cats in baby clothes before killing themselves with their biological clock run outs.

This is the future you wanted ladies

>>76806426
shan't be believing this

>>76806413
> he's not here to inspire and nurture the human spirit – one person, one post, and one general at a time.

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So I was doing ~95 on the M11 when the friend sitting beside me asked how much I have spent in speeding fines in my life.

This made me realise that despite over ten years of driving, not only have I never received a penalty notice, I have never even been stopped by the police for any reason whatever.

What are all the police doing? Have I just been lucky?

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me and the lads
if anyone here ever so much as approached me i could take their head from their shoulders in about 3seconds

>>76806457
incredible post

fucking hate modern women.

t. me >>76805770

what do you lads eat on a typical weeknight?

>>76806483
I guess the women are safe since they'd never approach you haha

>>76806463

Got my US citizenship earlier this year. No intention of ever returning to Britain, so I renounced.

White Sharia literally cannot come soon enough

>>76806573

you're putting us on

>>76806550
just had sex actually
hate virgins love going out and having sex simple as

>>76806573
thats just dumb
you don't have to pay british taxes when you're living abroad unlike americans do, and if you ever get seriously ill, now you can't come back for free treatment

that said I don't believe you were ever british so moot

>>76806573
Prove it, give us a vocaroo link.

>>76806602

Not at all. I've been in the states 7 years now.

>>76806573
>be Polish
>get my BSc in Poland paid for in full by the Polish taxpayer
>get my MSc in the UK paid for in full by the EU taxpayer
>get my PhD in the UK paid for in full by the EU taxpayer
>get my UK citizenship in April 2016
>vote for Brexit in June 2016

get on my level

>>76806649
>you don't have to pay british taxes when you're living abroad unlike americans do

Shan't be trusting the British voting public to keep that arrangement when they prefer corbyn.

>>76806647
alri bender hope your bum isn't too chafed

Used to be able to smash fat meals, I've barely made it in two enchiladas and I'm stuffed

Supposed to be bulking too ffs

>>76806674

Got to vote for both Brexit and Trump, so that worked out fairly well.

lads u know what day it is 2 FOR TUESDAY , can't believe I have to eat another 2 pizzas by myself

Also reminder of /brit/ poster who bought 1 pizza on 2 for tuesday

big fat poo

big fat poo

smelly willy, smelly willy

big fat poo

>>76806765
well yeah but usually they have offers of £10 per pizza while 2 for tuesday applies to fully priced pizzas

>>76806707
absolutely shite so obviously not british it's a joke

>>76806789
interesting post

>>76806802
this nigga paid full price for a large pizza and then didn't take the other one and then tried to defend himself, jfl

>>76806865
Maybe he didn't want two

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The gf making me jealous on facebook by becoming friends with this chad of an incestment banker from bornemouth

>>76805770
Don't ever talk to her again mate she's trying to mug it

>>76806880
He looks about 12

Which makes sense considering you're a nonce and your gf is a little kid

guys turn on fox news

>>76806877
could order 2 mediums and get more pizza for less price JFL, how can you b e so low iq

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sort of wish i didn't exist but actually enjoy selfpity and melancholy

bit of a quagmire

>>76806923
Maybe he didn't want more pizza, one large was perfectly sufficient

>>76806880
*investment

>>76806914
Fish and chips is NOT complete without curry sauce. t. Northerner

>>76806924
giggidy

>>76806880
>chad
Looks like an utter runt minecraft lets player

>>76806880

>investment banker

hardly looks old enough to open up a savings account without his parents permission

>>76806943
not gona take obvious bait of calling u the 'zaretard mate, litterally pay less for 2 mediums and get more pizza jfl

>>76806964
>>76806908
Thanks for explaining the joke

at work
at work
haha
poo
arse
I'm /at work/
lol willies

Business Ide: get rid of trident, 2 years conscription at age 18, give every country we 'own' a referendum on independence and become neutral like Switzerland

summer is the worst. takes forever to get dark. i hate drinking in the daylight

>>76806950

>curry

Fuck off. You are promoting the pajeetification of Britain.

Business idea: Become a modern digger but instead of sowing crops on common land ill build affordable housing on the green belt

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>dropped out of first year of history degree
>from manchester met
>because it was too stressful

STATE of sara

>>76807005
>get rid of trident

fuck off corbyn

>>76807011
curry isn't even indian you thick plank lol

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>tfw got the job

why wouldn't you kill yourself if you were a 30 year old virgin? I don't understand

>>76806880
>The gf making me jealous on facebook by becoming friends with this chad of an incestment banker from bornemouth
The Bournemouth office is the runt office where they do admin stuff, unlike the London and Glasgow offices that are actually important to JPMorgan. If he was actually any good he'd be working in Canary Wharf.

>>76807032
>not even Uni of

Jesus wept

>>76807032
untrue
she got a first

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>tfw got a job

>>76807018

Housing collapse is coming soon, laddo

>>76807011
>chip shop curry
>indian
ahhhh no you silly yank
indians wouldn't touch that stuff
it's a british curry

>>76807032
Why did she pay to study in an English former poly when she could have gotten a first class education in Scotland for free?

>>76806924
Good. Because you actually do not exist, right now, in real life.
Check this out http://no-self.com

>>76807045
the balti was invented in Birmingham

>>76807003
back to work wagie

>>76807032
I'd be stressed having to study in a uni that looks like a stasi admin building

>group of friends having a 4th of July Party

>"hey Anon why don't you come with us, it'll be fun?"

>"oh I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy"

The the truth is I can't stand to because it represents something deeply wrong with this country. We are not America, and yet they are slowly but surely infiltrating every aspect of our national identity and denigrating our once unique culture. I mean, wtf this is Britain and hipster twats are starting to party in commemoration to traitors. FUCKS SAKE. These people had a cunting 4th July Party, yet they don't care about the Queens speech. There are children who literally think we're a US state.
I walk in my American grid city, past once independent British businesses sold out to American conglomerates, seeing fat cunts enter American fast food restaurants after a day watching brain eroding American blockbusters.

The only solution is to blow up the internet and cleanse the country of any Yank culture.

>>76806479
>>76806479
We are relied upon to police ourselves. I used to drive for ages before passing my driving test and only got caught because a jealous ex grassed on me - coppers caught me a hundred metres from my house, but before I'd been 100s of miles away from home no problem.

Think about the amount of police opposed to pedestrians. They are so thinly spread, unmotivated and unintelligent that they can watch less 1% of the population at any given time.

>>76807079

curry in anything is for pajeets and pajeet symptathisers

>>76807123
no it's not an indian curry
stop being a racist mong you dumb cunt

>>76807053
Lol so you believe an actual adult investment banker would write "describe me if you know y Im 8)" as his bio.
The kid is 16-17 just like the gf.

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>>76807052
hope

>>76807113

I moved to the states lad. Best decision I ever made. Why live in a shit version of the states when you can just live in the real thing and enjoy all the benefits.

>>76807074
What job lad

>>76806880
>chad
howling
would smack that mug all over the shop

>>76807077
no it isn't, son

>>76807114
what you doing in italy lad

>>76807173
tesco bog cleaner

>>76806880
Looks about 14 mate as if you're intimidated by this gimp

>>76807168
Because it's full of violent niggers and indos?

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>studying a degree that's not engineering, medicine, economics, maths, physics, chemistry or biology

what's it like flushing £27000 down the loo you fucking runt

>A Guy Accidentally Shot Himself After A Fake News Story Made Trump Supporters Protest For No Reason

volatile lot those rorkes

>>76807168
Easier said than done, unless you've got a job set up over there what's the point

Fuck living in a flyover state too

wonder would i be happy if i liked men in a gay way

didn't realise that the /brit/ demographic is kind of the same age as that kid and consider themselves "grownups" and thus they wouldn't get the hilarious joke of me being intimated by a mini chad investment banker

>>76807195

>Average Brit makes 27k a year
>Average Brit home costs 317k (for a measly 76 square meters)

Yeah, no imminent housing collapse at all....

>>76807228
>not getting a politics degree and spending your 20s and 30s getting paid to piss about in London with your lobbying clients then making silly money as a consultant

Lmaaooooooo

My job Is literally to make friends with people and go out for lunch with them

>paying for uni
hootering

>have sex with girl a week ago
>she comes up to in class and asks for my number
>texts me all week
>really flirty
>tells me I need to take her out sometime
>go out with her and a bunch of her friends last night
>she makes out with a random guy while were there.
>still texts me today

what does she mean by this? Genuinely at a loss. Seems like an unhealthy path for me to go down

>>76807198
Seeing the gf mate. Sat in the hotel right now waiting for her the finish work rn

>>76807307
you couldn't pay me to breathe londons china tier atmosphere

>>76807247

I live in a flyover state and its great. Extremely low cost of living and almost no minorities.

And yes, I had a job set up (as well as a wife) when I arrived.

>>76807228
*gives you a look of disdain behind my corporate law degree which makes me 6 figures a year*
Not really, I don't have a law degree but yeah you forgot law

>>76807307
careful never to meet up with me mate, your nose would be flattened

>>76807011
>>76807011
why do americans always make such horrendously ill-informed posts?

you have like 100s of nationalities on here, but i never see a guatemalan or a mozambiquecan go around showcasing their ignorance in such a coarse way. Its like you don't have a 'brake' function in your mind before you do stupid things.

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who /devilish/ here?

>find a target foreign general
>search for every thread of that general in the archives
>find a post with a lot of (You)s
>copy paste it in the current general with no idea what the post says
>leave thread

>>76807310
what part of italy you in? Just back from a holiday in italy myself

>>76807292
>adult man
>getting intimidated by someone over a job of all things
>mocks others for being children

i thought africans were supposed to be tough

>>76807228
I did business and i make 62k as a consultant. Will make 88k with my next raise in 2 years

Business degree is best choice for non-virgins

>>76807309
just play it cool? i think she expects you to get all worked up and play into her silly scheme, whatever the fuck that is and for whatever reason.
if she wants to fuck, fuck her arse is all i will suggest

>>76807309
>what does she mean by this?
Kek go figure

>>76807052
t. 31 y/o virgin

what you have to understand is just like I tried to lose my virgnity I also tried to kill myself, it's just i've failed at both

>>76807361

its 17 THD to 1 USD, so making six figures isnt all that much of accomplishment

>>76807393
not the kind who browse 4chan

this banger was playing the gym just as I was leaving and I was proper upset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgFPjuuk4Kk

>>76807395
economists can do this, and all those maths scineces courses can lead to an econ masters degree.

alan is a parody of a person. Don't know where the meme ends and the man begins

Cringey fucktards kept quoting monty python today at work

My workplace is literally plebbit

>>76807402
this isn't helpful lad

youre a chad alpha-male. i need your help

>>76807228
family already rich mate so I could study whatever I like

>>76807373
Only getting flattened will be the soil over your coffin when I split you in two with a sneeze you brave little pencil necked twat

watching breaking bad again lads, forgot how much of a colossal cunt skyler is, would heem her into the next dimension

Just devoured a large chicken kebab with chips and cheese

Feel like a proper fat bastard

Lads, why is there an Algerian posting from Thailand in this thread?

tired

>>76807427
bought to go to gym

>>76807434
The writers are really shining this season, wonder if they're part of the same studio as the Poleaboo writers?

>British voting public prefer corbyn.

that how they elected him m8? fuckin state of you. stay there

>>76807393
Would feel pretty intimidated if she was an exclusive gf and she became friends with an actual adult chad investment banker on facebook. Perhaps intimidated is too strong a term. But I would start texting other girls just in case I need eject from the relationship.

>>76807474
Cheap women

No clue why I keep posting here when I'm a vehement Scottish nationalist and Reddit is full of snp supporters

>>76807052
and give up your wizard powers? why would anyone do that?

>>76807474
why is a swamp jew posting in this thread

>>76807474
attention seeker

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LOVE making girls laugh

any of you play trouble in terrorist town?

>>76807474
he's a child rapist who escaped from the police in Algeria and is hiding out in Thailand with an underaged Thai prostitute who secretly despises him

>>76807468

terrible show for normies, tbqh

going to watch a film tonight

>barber gave me a shit haircut
>mum is going to tell me its shit even though i know its shit and pin the blame on me

ffs

>>76807518
love making my neopets laugh

>>76807534
stream it on cytube for us la

>>76807392
Just outside Bologna. Unironically love this country and want to move here as soon as I finish university, provided everything goes well with the gf. Wonder why nobody talks about this place. It's a paki-free paradise full of beautiful women and beautiful towns/cities.

Where did you visit lad?

>>76807496

Check the polls mate. It saddens me, but Britain has fallen for the commie trap again.

>>76807547
He gave you what you asked for, not his fault you're indecisive and mercurial

>>76807547
get urself down to a salon mate

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>>76807547

>>76807451
would heem the ever living soul out of you before you could even consider approaching me, you snivelling insect

>>76807534
I bet it's some depressing, foreign language film in black and white

>>76807547
>his mum doesn't tell him he's a handsome boy

Oh dear, you must be a proper ugly twat

*surreptitiously looks up the definition of mercurial*

>>76807566
>ask one guy for a skin fade with not much off the top
>does it perfect

>ask the next one
>does it shit

literally not my fault.

>>76807601
>skin fade

Lets be honest, this is the least you deserve

>>76807586
doesnt seem depressing and its in color

>>76807601
>skin fade
alri deano

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>>76807601
>skin fade

>>76807558
Rome then Naples
Rome was really nice but naples was a complete shithole. Can see why the northerners all hate the south

> It's a paki-free
well the south is infested with africans, bangladeshis and other """""""""refugees""""""""". They all enter Europe from Italy now

>>76807624
1/3 then

>>76807601
>skin fade
kill yourself

>>76807601
alri deano

>>76807601
>skin fade
absolute runt

* surreptitiously looks up the definition of surreptitiously*

>>76807522
sounds like a joke when you say it but it's ACTUALLY true
like

'it's a sociopathic paki tranny who hates pakis but has stated on several occasions he's going to crack and go on a violent spree of some kind'
sounds bizarre

>>76807598
bit of a thicko lol

>>76807583
I would bend you in two like a piece of balsa wood you braindead little urchin, put you in permanent resident between the tread of my steel toe caps like Antz

I thought only black people got fades

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>>76807601
>skin fade

>>76807441
Alri legit alpha-male advice. You and her are in school. She's telling you that it's not not the right time and place to be in a serious relationship and that you should be banging other people on the side.
However, you should be careful about rape accusations, as I hear, from a certain subreddit that I am part of, that it's very common in college dorms in you shith-..country.

>>76807499
>Chad

Most men have more test flowing through the capillaries of their little toe than that runt has in his whole body haha. He's an overgrown 14 year old boy

>>76807623 >>76807628 >>76807635 >>76807652 >>76807653 >>76807656 >>76807674

RIP anon

/brit/ is a fade to 0 and thin out the top general

>taking 'alpha-male' advice from a bloke who had to escape to Thailand to get his smelly knob anywhere near a fanny

Mmm yes will definitely be jotting all this down

>>76807729
nowt wrong with a good skin-fade lads

its literally just short back and sides, but a bit shorter.

>>76807723
>vegetables in gravy
grim

>>76807663
British nonce escapes investigative police and runs away to Thailand and works a cushy IT job and nonces little girls all day long which he can do as long as he wants until Interpol finally catches the sick cunt

>>76807670
i always thought it was only pakis

>>76807755
it's progressively shorter from one part to another , mong

what's the /brit/ cut?

what's the virgin cut?

Why are you still a virgin, /brit/

Honestly bet I've got the best hair in /brit/

>>76807667
only thing you'll be bending is your head to call for the nurse you'll need after you step within a few inches of me you utter tardigrade

*gets the skin fade look*

>>76807801
not a virgin but i might as well be.

>>76807752
You are either being unfair or a newfag. Once again I have posted several pics of girls I pulled in other countries (algeria, spaun, san fransisco, japan).

>>76807801
always wore condoms

>>76807798
i've had the same haircut since i was 5

thats the virgin cut

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>skin fade please mate

>>76807798
see >>76807742
virgin cut is when you've been getting the same haircut since you're 14.