/brit/

>sports

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anime

might shart in tesco

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sue

hate hiphop, hate rap, hate pop, hate electronic, LOVE pretentious indie rock bands
not a nigger, simple as

>>76762455
nonce twat

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anime gf and me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWru6ySf9Q

why is this shit on the trending page

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>>76762464

>>76762490
she looks 12 mate

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>>76762405

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>australian """democracy"""

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>>76760205
well the bbc is wrong

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>>76762496
its her 24th birthday in about a month

>>76762490
nonce

>>76762420
have you considered silent prayer twice daily, rather than your current pursuits

>>76762541
*about 2 months

wish i still had the attention span to finish a book

>>76762573

Reading or writing?

>>76762528

>Poomingham Shitty

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>>76762405

>>76762594
reading

although i do wish i still had the creativity to do something like write a book. think the internet has melted my brain

>>76762587

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser

>>76762627
>think the internet has melted my brain
tut tut excuses excuses

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What gender pronoun do you use?

>>76762627
jesus christ dude leave, it's one thing to be a bit lazy and shit post on 4chan instead of reading a book every day but my god if you are unable to concentrate long enough to read a book you need seirous help

>>76762541
stop shitting up the /alt/ thread with tim photos please, thanks lad

is Doctor Strange any good

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me avin a kip x

sleepin on the job again haha x

was going to head out for a walk but think i'll wank until i feel deadened instead

>>76762649
't

>>76762569
No. I haven't.

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>>76762649

>dude

>>76762641
well all i know is i had more capacity for this stuff before i started using the internet regularly

>>76762649
too far gone i reckon lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDKcLNqH94

essential deadmau5 listening

>>76762654

No he's shit, told me i had aids but i didn't.

>>76762644
oн/eгo/eмy

>>76762405
what a mong

why in the world would you move to birmingham for your retirement when you could go make big money playing chill sunday league tier football in somewhere like miami or LA

>>76762405
ha gonna enjoy throwing shit at him from the stands, promotion just got a bit tastier

>>76762685

shitest banter ive seen in ages
top yourself mate

>listening to electronic music

earlet

>>76762693
maybe because he's english and wants to live in england instead of in america surrounded by vile obese sharters?

>>76762682
dead mao five

>>76762627

Just find a subject that actually interests you instead of just going to read shit that other people recommend. Start off with easy fiction, or at least non-fiction you're very interested in, and build a routine from there.

I hadn't read a book for years, started with Trainspotting last year and now I read all the time. Going through the Gulag Archipelago and some book about people who have died at Yellowstone doing dumb shit. All you need is a subject you care about and build a habit based on that, tackle shit like Dostoevsky etc when you can read with longer than half an hour without getting distracted

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>>76762651

>>76762685
yank tier bantz ngl. off yourself immediately.

>i have a yellow flag (yellow, the colour of oriental mens cocks) with a puckered red arsehole in the middle
could not fabricate it

>>76762685
I laughed

stop whiiiiiispeeeeeeriiiiing
start shouting

just looked a gift house in the mouth

>>76762731
>>76762737

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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MENTIONED

thinking of considering applying to a job

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>he thinks your on /brit/ to dish out banter but you just want some sweet (you)s

Lad with back acne here.

To the chap who suggested just scrub away at it and ignore all the medical advice, it seems to be working somewhat. Been a week and can see noticeable improvements, think it's partly due to a shitty diet I've improved also. Cheers mate

Thanks for reading my blog

>>76762728
*cums inside her and gets her pregnant, forcing you to raise the child*

*let's you have ONE sniff of her undies while she's screaming my name in gook speak*

pathetic runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq2Oq1J6t70

is this electronic music

>>76762724
nobody wants to live in england except pakis

>>76762715
electronic = edm

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>>76762758

>>76762726
dont think i care about anything

>>76762778
good post

>>76762715
true patricians listen to any and all genres, except metal, that's exclusively for teenagers

>>76762649
>leave
easier said than done. You go first and we'll see how that goes

>>76762773
have a shower every day

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Lad has got me a job with him doing trade stuff, for two months before I ship off to Uni. Haven't done anything like it, although it's just me and him so it's not too bad

Bit scared desu

>i dont even have a flag just an empty blank space because am stupd blody retrad fukign idoit
impossible to manufacture

>>76762731
>>76762655
imagine dying on a mountain somewhere and being some ultra-runty frozen corpse stuck there forever for people to laugh at

>>76762814
fuck off nepotism twat

>>76762726
you actually wrote all this for done pathetic frog lmao state of you

i've been arrested for vandalism 16 times

>>76762789

Read about the Tour de France

>>76762810

I did originally but that didn't help, scrubbing the fuck out of myself Gattaca style has helped though

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>>76762632

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this triggers the paki

>>76762870
what kind of vandalism

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>>76762784
could do with a chocolate gf

>>76762784
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg you will NEVER be this extra

i use plenty of yankisms IRL that i wouldn't dare use on /brit/

e.g dude

>>76762880

love clare but thats a shite pic

>>76762814
literal baby

>>76762876
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser

the path to enlightenment is not reading anything more than 2 lines long

>>76762880
pre watershed twat

>>76762869

Trying to put off going out of the house

>>76762784
would be daft to not have blacks on your running team tbf everyone knows they run better

>>76762880
She's ugly af without all the filters and photoshop

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what time is brit watershed

>>76762893
looks like Ronaldinho

>>76762920
fucking lol

>>76762774
dont do it

i alternate between 'ize' and 'ise' because that's the australian way

>germany
howling

Is Villalad the kshitter?

>>76762965
too late

*forces your nose into her bumhole which is coincidentally filled with my semen*

>>76762954
true
they run away from everything - even responsibility

cleaned my room and nothing happened

>>76762962
don't think you've ever seen ronaldinho

>>76762995
the true radical centrists

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>>76762728
Get out with your chinky, lad

*funnels a gallon of sulphuric acid into your mcm's arsehole*

>>76763045
eric pickles?

>>76762884
i compulsively write random facts on the backs of train seats and other places.

>>76763048
mcm?

>>76763055
pickle rick

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>>76762805
actually

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>>76763030
yeah okay

>>76763067
Man crush Monday

>>76762949
Oi mate what's that over there
*you look to where I'm pointing*
*quickly taps ctrl+alt+left*
Oh never mind mate my mista- shit look your PC is buggered might aswell go out now

>>76763048
canada-tier post

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could really go for a nap lads

opinions on naps?

>>76762436
best post of the thread

Kimbra Tbh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1hoMlxQmg

>>76763056
gizza fact then lad

>>76763048
mexico tier post

>>76763078
That's Ronaldo stupid

>>76763087
*breaks its neck and paralyses with a single well placed jab*

https://youtu.be/umw4v_d556w

chip

>>76763011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu1OFJA98bw

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>>76762436
>anime

https://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/

good subreddit

>>76763070
will not be reading more than a mere pixel

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>>76763108

here come the girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
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girls, girls, girls-girls
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girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
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girls, girls, girls-girls
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girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
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girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls
girls, girls, girls-girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7v8DAbIOx0

do you man rate russian rap

runtocolypse: the thread

>>76763093
panthers aren't their own species, they're actually members of several species of big cats (usually leopards) that have more melanin in their fur resulting in a black coat

this of course means that the pink panther is an oxymoron since all panthers are black by definition

>>76763174
Fucking cringing at this.

You can tell he feels awkward af doing this.

>>76763092
Niiiice

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Love Neir

doiluhlikeimlefoffbadandboujee

>>76763092
>kiwi
nice

wow, truckasaurus is some kind of truck-slash-dinosaur
i never would have guessed!

>>76763188
no

he looks ridiculous

>>76763218
diamonds

>>76763174
Who's the old lady in the back?

>>76763188

nah i rate Ukrainian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLizd-SPgsE

>>76763249
are you canadian? be honest

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>>76763092
good la

>>76763249
josie?

>>76763174
That's not even his real grandmother

>>76763175
may i offer an alternative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>>76763249
This post is amusing to me. I see it as essentially the consequence of a man in the west trying to search out and undergo the classical mystical/metaphysical journey in a setting where there is no tradition that provides initiation into one.

didn't hate gays until the gay /brit/ poster made me realise how disgusting they are

>>76763249
>would have

umm sweetie it's would'of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Yshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzO3rzuQ1Ys

eating a banana lads

>>76763218
https://twitter.com/solebrotherkab/status/814377245238300672

>>76763335
wont click anything with the word 'Doggo' in it

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>good subreddit

>>76763209
9/10 fact there lad enjoyed it

>>76763341
See
>>76763326

remember this one kid in school whose dad wouldn't let him eat anything with "E numbers" in it, stupid spacker didn't realise E numbers are just codes for safe food additives

>>76763335
haha lil pupper or maybe doggo does a heckin' large bork then blep xD

>>76763174
farking cringing at dis
u can tell he feel s AWKWARD AS doin this! wow hahah

>>76763352
you're doing me a heckin sad frendo

>>76763352
youre making me a heckin sad pupper

>>76763341
please keep this gay propaganda to yourself

wont ever be feeding my kids whole bananas

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>>76763344
kawai

>>76763341
bit gay

>>76763374
ahh yes, lets let the government decide what my child can eat.
waiter! another glass of tap water please

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>>76763341

*leaves a scotch egg in the fridge*

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>>76763395
>>76763396

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>>76763218
for me, it's Lana

>>76763450
janitor

>>76763373
>>76763398
>>76763418
>>76763424
finished my banana lads

contemplating an apple

>>76763444
henlo smol beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxlqA3Q8W-k

i ate two pears yesterday

>>76763146
what an unfortunate looking person

t. an even more unfortunate looking person

>>76763460
doesn't exist

>>76763450
link to vid

>>76763489
she's alright

>>76763481
conference?

>>76763433
can you honestly keep this gay degenerate shit out of my face

>that fat governor closed the beach then him and his family enjoyed it all by themselves

lol

still in love with the autistic girl from the middle

>>76763481
Wow gay

are you still supposed to eat 5 a day or did they change it

>>76763492
google "lana rain 2b"

>>76763522
don't see a problem with this

don't fucking care

>>76763501
the state of your tastes

>>76763481
so..you ate a pair?

had anal sex with my gay partner last night

>>76763556
>he does the virgin

>>76763536
7 a day now

>>76763575
bit gay

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>>76763523
>subjecting yourself to that shite

>>76763575
same

still in love with ty lee from avatar

>>76763576
meant to write he does the virgin post

>>76763575
you gay?

>>76763597
know it's shite but i only watch it for sue

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xD

bought some rowntrees ransoms for after anal sex later

>>76763636
sue

>>76763642
Love it when she calls me daddy

>not roleplaying as a repentant sinner before god
and you call it a sex "life"

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>>76763649
not that sue

>>76763539
Thanks lad, torrenting the video of it for a massive wank later

josie truly making the worst posts itt

>>76763644
bit gay

>>76763692
sorry im just putting off going to bed so i can put off going to work

>>76763686
]^:<

>>76763709
wew what's your job

If you've never touched a titty, leave the thread

currently chatting with kiwis on the gay furry /b/ general

>>76763749
>gay furry /b/ general
grim

>>76763741
machine operator

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>ask dad to borrow a bit of cash ONCE
>banished until I capture the Avatar

currently eating a kiwi

>>76763741
Reception Assistant
please stop making me say it

>>76763741
positute

>>76763785
kek fair

>>76763781
Wow gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZhppFFjJHg

>>76763741

i heard josie was the janitor

>>76763813
janitor assistant

>>76763785
do you get to wear a perky pantsuit?

>TOUCH MY BODY CHALLENGE!!!! [DIRTY] [EXPLICIT]

>>76763838
the option is there but im not that gay

a few more years and I'll finally be able to cast spells

>ask dad for money
>he gives me money
>ask mum for money
>she gives me money
ah yes joys of being a educational failure-cum-layabout from a rich family

>>76763831
Assistant to the regional janitor

http://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/news/is-this-britain-s-cheapest-fry-up-doncaster-cafe-sells-full-english-breakfast-for-one-pound-1-8627985


Love the North
Love Doncaster
Hate Southerners

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>I assist the person who answers the phone

>>76763870
>groping prank [gone wrong] (2017)

>>76763879
tory cunt

>>76763884
tru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3CDyme_zD0

>>76763920
actually my mum voted ukip and my dad voted for labour

>>76763884
simple as

i give money to the homeless

Jackie Chan is making a film with the IRA what hahahahahahahaha

i answer the phone, find/update/organise records and take the helm when the main sketbag is busy sucking her boss off upstairs

how badly were the irish treated during the troubles?

love marmite

>>76763936
heya bappity boopy! :3 #italiano

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>>76763974
similarly to how brits are treated in the UK

theres genuinely no difference between italy and ireland flags when flux is in full swing

>>76763973
why not suck off the boss and get a promotion

>>76764010
how badly were yanks treated during the revolution?

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>Why yes, I do hail from Doncaster

Bong why u abandon us

love dub
love techno
not complicated
simple as

https://youtu.be/RbPoE6t3MN4

*watches a few lads ride their bikes through France*

>>76764056
i'm moving there in January :3

Anyone here have a hairy back?

Do you shave/wax it, or leave it?

>>76764075
*watches a canadian and a south african ride their motorbikes through china*

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>>76764037
unprecedentedly oppressed yanks

>>76764069
>>76764075


hmmm looks like we've exceeded our yank quote Jeeves

*slaps you off and onto the floor*
*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing hysterically*
JEEVES, WE'VE GOT A RUNT
*picks you up by the hind legs and fucking swings you into the wall, snapping your spine but only increasing the volume of your shrieks*
*whistles for the runt hounds and they dash in to finish the kill*
.... runts....
*Jeeves hurries in with my brandy*
Good man jeeves, good man.

>>76764077
Just moved here

Prepare your anus, it's expensive

>>76764034
im pretty sure hes an actual nonce, id probably get hymen in my mouth

>lefties say theyre for the working class
>the working class is mostly comprised of white rorkes
>lefties berate these types every chance they get

Howling

hahaha !!! corbsterz is a legend!!! freestuff for us !!!! hahaha!!! bribe the voters!!!! forget about balanced budget and closing the deficit haha!!! lets just end up poor like greece!!! haha!!!! its just good vs evil like my comic book movies!!!! haha!!!

>>76764103
reddit

ONLY 3 YANKS ALLOWED IN /BRIT/ AT ONE TIME

Semi-serious question: got asked by a British person "what stage in life I'm at"
That sounds really weird outside job interviews, maybe it's because it wouldn't sound "right" in Italian
Is it a common figure of speech or would most people you know think of life as a ladder you slowly move on?

why do some yanks oppose scottish independence ? bit hypocritical don't you thinl

looking at you obamar

>>76764110
are you on the work/travel visa?

>>76764103
*greases Jeeves with a $20 bill*
JEEVES, heem these limey bastards
>Very good, sir
*JEEVES HEEEMS YOU*

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>>76764068

>>76764103
Terrible post
Kys

>>76764110
even if you're a londoner?

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NEED a job

Love are Corbs
Love free things
LOVE identity politics are PoC

HATE personal responsibility

people absolutely against nhs privatisation and then moaning when the government cant afford to pay the staff! sad!

i'm a simple man

just heemed a horse

daft cunt

had nothing to do at work today

alri lads

>>76764141
Travel

Working on getting a job

>>76764159
Actually if you've lived in London it's probably similar

More expensive than Dublin, I'll put it to you that way

want 2 play playsation but gay suns reflecting on the telly

In pain

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>>76764176
I do the best I caaaan

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anyone else just get a cold shiver

>>76764165
same

>>76764056
reported this to peking

>>76764139
not sure
maybe he meant like have you finished uni, do you have a job/how far are you from your dream job, when are you ready to settle down with a family/have kids, have a house.

NEED to fart
CANT

>>76764201
that's funny, asked your dad about it and he said gay son's reflecting on his playstation

I said alri lads, it's ME thailad

>>76764186
alri nonce

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obama went over to a shithole country in SEA and started bashing america, specifically trump supporters

has an ex-PM ever done this?

>>76764216
No but I did in the supermarket by the chillers

>>76764234
alri nonce

>>76763963
haha

anyone offering a job in analytics/data science
cheers

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>>76764228
there you go la

thought i heard a nonce just then

>>76764221
Oh shit

You've only gone and done me

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>>76764078

>>76764242
tony is a paki bastard so yea probably

>>76764242
ah yes, this is definitely the place to ask
dumbshit cunt

>>76764242

what did he say

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>>76764228
I held in a fart in public earlier today, had to sneeze, hoped it'd be quiet.
It wasn't.

>>76764189
are you gonna convert it to the work/travel visa once you get a job?

do you speak any cantonese?

>>76764272
shave it if it's really hairy or you need to get your top off a lot

>>76764242
bashing zchlumpf supporters isn't anti-american

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umph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iXHytzh718

>>76764261
>>76764294
PHYSICALLY CANT
WIND TRAPPED DEEP WITHIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>76764316
t h i c c

> make lunch for the gf
> she complains loudly that I mixed the pasta with the sauce in the pan instead of serving the pasta and then dolloping sauce on top of it
> tell her to get a grip
> she's now giving me the silent treatment
ahh the gf experience

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Howling

>>76764260
Start spamming startups and Big 4

If you have a stem degree you'll make bank with DS while producing nothing of value, your purpose is so they can say they have smart people making magic algorithms, so investors will give them money

why would anyone want to be PM lol

>>76764288
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/obama-warns-americans-much-patriotism-july-4th-weekend/

>>76764222
It's what I assumed too, trips-kun, but the implications of it sounded off to me and it's possible I replied in a way that could have been perceived as rude, it's why I asked how common the question was

>>76764333
lol

>>76764327
she complained u cooked properly? man she not worth it besides

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>>76764333
haha

>>76764334
>If you have a stem degree you'll make bank with DS while producing nothing of value

sounds ideal for me
got a stem masters how do i a job

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GF
GIVE ME (YOU)S TO FEED MY PSYCHOPATHY

>>76764342
if you were both drinking or chilling out or something, probably not that uncommon, but not worded that way necessarily

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>>76764322
Make yourself sneeze.

>>76764327
>dolloping sauce on top

I see your gf is a runt

going to give him the silent treat too attention seeking 'i have a gf' twat

>>76764337

the paris accords bit I get anyway

>>76764301
No canto but I have Mandarin, it's handy as a lingua franca for when people don't have English

Yeah so afaik the way it works is that a company sponsors you, but the visa is attached to YOU, not them, meaning if you leave the house company you still have it

So yeah, the idea is get some kind of job, then once the pressures off I can look for something better that'll allow me to make bank

>>76764327
What sauce did you use to do that? This is important. If you give me the right answer you could tell her an Italian guy on the internet validated you

have long since stopped FONTposting because others do it for me

>>76764400
ketchup

>>76764401
no u havent i saw u do it a month ago tops

>>76764411
>>76764411
>>76764411

>>76764382
That's how it's meant to be done, child

>>76764393

so you're gonna take any job at all and then upgrade?

>>76764368
Oh man, you're laughing

Learn python and tell them you can do algorithms. Do the machine learning course on Coursera. Then go meet some startup founders for coffee or something, they'll be all over you for the DS meme

That's literally it. You could even get away with less than that, but that's the basic DS skillset tbqh

>>76764422
literally shaking rn

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>>76764426
month is a long time when you have no job